Stand Up Comedy Nelly & Nora
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# Da, da, da, da, da! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# Da, da, da, da, da! | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
# Da, da, da! # | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
-Nelly. -Oh, Nora. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
Ta-da! | 0:00:15 | 0:00:16 | |
BIRDS TWEET | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
-Can we go to the beach today, Dad? -Please? | 0:00:29 | 0:00:33 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:00:35 | 0:00:36 | |
Maybe this afternoon, girls. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
HIS STOMACH RUMBLES | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
We haven't even had breakfast yet. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
Yay! | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
Cows, Nora, look. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
Cows? | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
MOO! | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
Hello, cows. Hello! | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
MOO! | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
Oh! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
Cows don't understand English, Nora. You have to say moo. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:12 | |
-Oh, moo. -Moo! | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
MOO! | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
Moo! Moo! | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
It worked. They're coming. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
ENGINE WHIRRING | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
The cows are coming, Farmer Joe. Look! | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
Oh! They're coming to you. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
Oh, they always come to see me, Nora, | 0:01:50 | 0:01:54 | |
-in case I'm bringing them a treat. -HE LAUGHS | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
-Are you? -Not today, Nelly. They've got lots of tasty grass to eat | 0:01:57 | 0:02:03 | |
and that's all the treats they need. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:02:05 | 0:02:06 | |
Hello, Mrs Bonner. Did you see the cows? | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
Which cows? | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
Um... | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
Oh! | 0:02:23 | 0:02:24 | |
They're all lying down, Nora. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
Do you think they're tired? | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
MOO! | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
Or maybe they ate too much grass? | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
MRS BONNER LAUGHS | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
Or maybe it's going to rain. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
My mother always told me cows lie down when it's going to rain. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:52 | |
Oh, no! If it rains, Dad won't take us to the beach. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
It's not raining now. Maybe Dad will take us anyway. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:08 | |
But if he sees the cows lying down he'll think it's going to rain. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:13 | |
-Let's make the cows stand up again. -Ah! | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
BOTH: Moo! Moo! | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:03:28 | 0:03:29 | |
Cows don't understand cow talk either! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:33 | |
BOTH: Yay! | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
Stand-up, cows! Look, your favourite - long, lovely grass. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:50 | |
Nom, nom, nom, nom! Mmmm! | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
MOO! | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
Oh, the cows came over when they saw Farmer Joe. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:04 | |
THEY IMITATE A TRACTOR | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
IN A DEEP VOICE: Hello, cows. I'm Farmer Nora. I'm very busy. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:21 | |
I have farm work to do. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
-I have to feed chickens. -No, the cows! | 0:04:25 | 0:04:29 | |
The treats, the treats. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
Ah, no, but first I have some cow treats. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:37 | |
Come on, cows. Moo! | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
Is it working? | 0:04:42 | 0:04:43 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:04:46 | 0:04:47 | |
Ah! | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
Nelly! | 0:04:54 | 0:04:55 | |
Farmer Joe, Farmer Joe, the cows won't come over. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
We've tried everything. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
Well now, when they won't come for me, I call them like this. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:11 | |
Hee, wee, ooo! Hee, ai, ooo! | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
BOTH: Oh! | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
Hey, come on. Come on, now. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:16 | |
-HE CLICKS -Up, up, up, come on, now! | 0:05:16 | 0:05:22 | |
-Up! -HE WHISTLES | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
-Ummm... -THEY GIGGLE | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
Eee-aww! | 0:05:33 | 0:05:34 | |
MOO! | 0:05:34 | 0:05:35 | |
Hee- haw! Hee- haw! | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
MOO! | 0:05:40 | 0:05:41 | |
BOTH: Hee-haw, whoo! He haw! Whoo, whoo! Come on, now. Come on! Come on! | 0:05:44 | 0:05:50 | |
BOTH: Yay! | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
MOO! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:04 | |
Nelly, Nora. Wow, look at all those cows. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:10 | |
MOO! | 0:06:10 | 0:06:11 | |
Right, we can go to the beach now, girls. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
BOTH: Yay! | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
THUNDER RUMBLES | 0:06:23 | 0:06:24 | |
Oh, dear. I didn't think it was going to rain today. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:30 | |
-Never mind. -We brought our raincoats just in case. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:34 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:06:39 | 0:06:40 | |
MOO! | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 |