Episode 1 Nine Minute Ninja


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GONG CHIMES

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Time to get my ninja on.

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And my clothes.

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An art ninja should be stealthy, but I'm often mouthy.

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Ew...

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Hey, Dad. I saved you a fortune cookie.

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It says, "You will enjoy an exotic surprise."

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Hmm...

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I think I've eaten too much pizza.

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Uh-oh. Dad-burp incoming!

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ENORMOUS BELCH

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Dad wouldn't burp like that if he was eating fun food, like this.

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Hey, you there!

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Ever have trouble facing your food?

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Can't face you right now.

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Now you can put a face on your food.

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Delicious.

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Here's how you make them.

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You'll need some edible rice paper.

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Some pens with edible ink.

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Tasty!

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Take one of the pens, and design yourself some funny eyes.

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You can buy edible ink pens in a craft shop.

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These are smiley eyes.

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-These are...

-HE YAWNS

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Sleepy eyes.

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And these are dizzy eyes. Oh!

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Cut those out with some scissors.

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Careful, it's delicate.

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One set...

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There.

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Take a plate of food.

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Take a bowl of water.

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And lightly dab the back of the eyes to stick them to your food.

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This is a sleepy pepper.

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Poor sleepy pepper.

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Need a sleep?

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"Yes." Ha-ha!

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And a dizzy aubergine.

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"Oh.."

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Hey, look!

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Happy, and tasty!

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Mmm!

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Here's a quick art tip of how to show different facial expressions.

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I've got the same face drawn six times here.

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So I'm going to start with a neutral face to begin with.

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Relaxed eyebrows,

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relaxed mouth.

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Now I'm going to move on to a happy face.

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So, the eyebrows are going to raise up,

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and we're going to give him a great, big smile.

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Now, I'm going to draw a sad face.

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So, his eyebrows are going to turn into an upside down "V",

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and, of course, the smile needs to be turned up as well.

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He's not having a good day, that one, is he?

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This one's going to have an even worse day

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cos he's going to be angry.

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So, I'm going to put that "V" up the right way, on top of the eyes.

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And the upside down smile is now going to be full of teeth.

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This guy's going to be surprised,

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so his mouth's going to be more of an "O" shape,

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and the eyebrows going to be raised on his head.

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And finally, this one's going to be worried.

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So, the eyebrows are leaning in but they're not meeting.

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And the mouth...

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is a squiggly line, all over the place.

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There we go! Quick art tip.

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BLOWS RASPBERRY

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'Put your art where your mouth is, and have a go yourself.'

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ALL BLOW RASPBERRIES

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If I want to get back to full ninja fitness,

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it's time I started a fitness regime.

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ELASTIC STRETCHES

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BOING THUD

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TROUSERS RIP

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CLATTER

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TWEETING

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I didn't exactly exercise a healthy balance, there.

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So, back to the drawing board.

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-ON LAPTOP:

-Ricky! Ricky! Ricky!

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Fat chance of that with these ninja apprentices about.

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Ricky, can you make art with a stamp?

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I'm sorry, I'm going to have to return that suggestion to sender.

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-BOTH:

-Aww...

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Ricky, can you make art with a plastic bottle?

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Yeah, all right, I choose you!

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-BOTH:

-Yay!

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What's your names?

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My name's Lola.

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My name's Bailey.

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Nice to meet you, Lola and Bailey. And where are you guys from?

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-We're from Bristol.

-Ah, yeah. Awesome.

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So, I'm going to use a green plastic water bottle

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to make something that lives in the water!

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I'll just go and grab my stuff.

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Some fun tools, some glue...

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And a plastic water bottle.

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THEY GIGGLE

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All right, I'm going to start by taking off the lid.

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But I'm going to keep hold of that, because I need that for later.

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Then, I'm going to draw a line about two-thirds of the way

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down my bottle, which I'm going to cut off.

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-What are you going to make?

-What are you going to make?

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I'll give you a clue, it goes "Snap, snap!"

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-BOTH:

-Crocodile.

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Yeah, crocodile.

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All right.

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Cut plastic can be quite sharp,

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so it will be good to get an adult to help you.

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Now I'm going to draw a line, for the mouth.

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Because otherwise, how is a crocodile going to eat

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-if he hasn't got a mouth?

-Yeah.

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OK. I'm just going to cut out the edges now.

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I've just drawn a line around of where the mouth's going to be.

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OK, so here's how his mouth's looking.

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But he can't catch his prey without eyes or teeth,

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so I'm going to make those out of some white card.

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I'm doing nine big teeth.

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And I'm going to do seven small ones.

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Let's see your teeth. Do you do a crocodile chomp?

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You guys are being quite scary.

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Right, so I'm just drawing its eyes,

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because how's it going to see otherwise, right?

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OK, now I'm going to cut them out.

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Just doing a little bit of dentistry, here.

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Friendly little gnashers.

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Right. Bailey, make a funny face.

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I'm going to put them on the screen.

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Yeah.

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Lola, now you!

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Whoa, that is freaky.

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Now I'm going to do some little green bumps to

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go along the back of the crocodile.

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I'm going to use some glue stick.

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And I probably don't need that last bump, there.

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So I'll just chop that off.

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Just put on some eyes, so he can see.

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Now, the cool thing about this crocodile

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is it's going to be a little bit of a game.

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Mm-hm.

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I'm just going to grab some sticky tape.

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ROAR

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I'm going to start sticking the teeth in, now.

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And, just for ease, I'm going to do that with sticky tape.

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Right in the middle...

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Nearly finished my dentistry now.

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Just doing a couple of fillings.

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-What do you think of the crocodile so far?

-Good.

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Good.

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Now I need something for him to eat,

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but I'm going to do that using some orange card,

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and a bit of thicker card, to make a fish.

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Now I'm just going to poke a hole through the fish,

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and I'm going to do that by putting down a bit of modelling clay,

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to keep the table nice and safe.

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-So, I've got a bit of string.

-Mm-hm.

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And I'm going to tie it through the fish.

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'The string should be slightly longer than the bottle.'

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Now do you remember when I told you I kept the lid from earlier?

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-Yes.

-Mm-hm.

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Well, now I'm going to put the bit of string through the top.

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And the lid!

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And through the lid and over the top of it, so it's held in place.

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-So you girls ready to see it? BOTH:

-Yes!

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-Are you ready to see it in action? BOTH:

-Yes!

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Here's the game...

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Whoa!

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-BOTH:

-Yay!

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First go!

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What would you guys score it?

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-BOTH:

-Ten!

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I'll take that! Thanks very much, guys!

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-Bye-bye! BOTH:

-Bye!

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Don't lose your bottle! Have a go yourself.

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Now go to the website, and get your ninja on.

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A-art... Ninja!

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