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You cast a spell to get me magic and you got stuck nowhere.

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It would be different this time. I know how to do it.

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If I said yes, how would it work?

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Ley lines are invisible lines around the world...

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Of mystical significance - exactly.

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They all disappeared along this ley line.

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Roland saw Oscar running. He knows about magic.

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We need help with a memory-wiping spell.

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You gave them my tablet.

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We can't risk Roland asking more questions.

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And what if the kids do more than wipe his memory?

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Erase and quell for ever.

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Sam, get out of the circle!

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Hey!

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Dudes!

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Are you OK?

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I... I don't know.

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That was intense.

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Why didn't you tell me doing magic was so full-on?

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-Did the spell affect you?

-What spell?

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Why would Roland have all this stuff about ley lines?

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All of you...stop.

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Tell me exactly what is going on.

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-PHOEBE:

-Oi.

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Deed is done. Give it back.

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What are you doing here?

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This is a one-time-only deal.

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-What are you doing here?

-This is a one-time-only deal.

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-You can't give it to Alice.

-I have to. It's hers.

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-She'll use it to stop...

-She made me promise.

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No. No, no, no, no, no.

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W-What have you done?

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You sure the spell worked?

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Just the way we planned.

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What did you do? How did you do this?

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Calm down. It's OK.

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Do you remember the spell?

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What spell? What are you talking about?

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I think you got too close to Roland.

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Roland?

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What are you talking about?

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I think we wiped your memory too.

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Come on. I need to find a way to fix this.

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What? Hairy fingers? Dad shoes?

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Oh, no. "Roland Victor Murphy. Date of birth - 1969!"

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Oh, no, no, no.

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HE YELLS

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You are SO old!

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Could we get the tablet back?

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You heard Phoebe. I don't think so.

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But we can't reverse the spell without it.

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Couldn't we just tell Sam what he needs to know?

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Fill in the blanks.

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Hey...

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where is Sam?

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PHONE RINGS

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Roberts.

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-Roberts, you have to help me.

-'Who is this?'

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It's me. Detective Sergeant Murphy.

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-Sam!

-Prank calling the police station

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might not be the smartest thing to do, young man.

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I'm not. I'm... They think I'm ...

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'Hang on a minute.'

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Long story short - this is an opportunity.

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Are you all right?

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Um...

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I don't know. Why don't you tell me?

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Guys?

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Dudes.

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Felix!

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Felix! Seriously, dude.

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This is SO not funny.

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Felix?

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So what's the last thing you remember?

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The party.

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Andy running off.

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You don't remember anything after that?

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Not a thing.

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You remember the alternate universe, though, right?

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I could use a precis.

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Precis?

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It means 'recap'.

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I know what it means. Since when does Sam?

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Dudes, I have a dictionary...

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on my phone.

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Anyway, back to the alternate universe stuff you mentioned.

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Guys...tell me more about that.

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You remember the school excursion?

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Felix!

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Felix!

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Can I ask what you're doing?

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Oh, Mrs Ferne. Hi.

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Haven't you harassed my son enough?

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No?

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I'd appreciate it if you left now.

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Um, if you see Felix, can you tell him I said...

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"hi" and that I-I need to see him.

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It's super-urgent.

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You look ridiculous, by the way.

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-With the baseball cap.

-Oh.

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Who do you think you are, the hip-hop police?

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Oh.

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Hey, watch it!

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Oh, sorry, Detective.

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Detective?

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Oh, yeah, yeah, right. That's me, Detec... Detective.

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Oi.

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Stop right there.

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Er, yes?

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Are we doing something wrong, Detective?

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-Yes, you are, Mia.

-Such as?

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Well, you... You know.

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No, I don't.

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Well, you could do so much better than this...clown.

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Give me your skateboard.

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Why?

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I'm confiscating it.

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-Why?

-Hey, you want a fine, too?

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Yeah, I can fine you. I'm a detective.

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-No, I...

-Maybe a little jail time?

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For what?

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Just try me.

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And the helmet.

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Good.

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Now get out of here.

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Mia!

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You know I'm right, Mia.

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What was that all about?

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So maybe Andy's in another universe with dinosaurs or something?

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Without a talisman, we have no way of contacting him again.

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Right. Talisman. Where did that come from again?

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The other universe. It was Alice's. She doesn't have one here.

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Which she should, shouldn't she?

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There were two necklaces.

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-Two versions of you...

-And two Garys.

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I... I'm confused.

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He's back.

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But Alice doesn't have a talisman here.

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That's why she was after yours.

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Which means for some reason, she never had it here.

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-We could still find it.

-A second talisman.

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If there is a second talisman, where would we find it?

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Could be anywhere.

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Good thing we have Oscar.

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Oscar.

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Oh!

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Detective Sergeant Murphy.

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So instead of looking for Andy Lau, you're learning to skateboard?

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No. I already know how to skateboard.

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What do you say to the accusations

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that your investigation has been incompetent?

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Oh, um...

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Sorry.

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That's not an answer.

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-Sorry. Yes, it is.

-Hey, what are you doing?

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-What?

-What are you doing?

-You're in shot, Sergeant.

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Yeah, and you're out of line.

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We're doing everything we can to find Andy Lau.

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-Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you tell her, Sarge.

-Really?

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So what progress have you made?

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-Well...

-Hmm.

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Well, yeah, for your information,

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we are, like, this close to getting Andy back.

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You are?

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-We are?

-Yeah. Aren't we?

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Hmm.

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Are you keeping information from the public? From the Lau family?

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HE CHUCKLES Do you know where Andy Lau is?

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Oh, now, I never said that...

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You said that you were "this close". What did you mean?

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Yeah, what did you mean?

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What did I mean?

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What I meant is that...

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being a detective is not easy.

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I've got hair growing out of my ears

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and my back hurts for no reason.

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And what I... What I need now is just to talk to Felix.

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OK?

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So if that's, er, that's everything, thank you very much.

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Dude!

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So, according to this, it's all to do with the ley lines.

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The disappearances in the forest, the strange events, the magic.

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Where are these ley lines? I've never seen any.

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They're kind of like the equator. You can't see that, either.

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PHONE RINGS

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-Who is it?

-No idea.

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'Hey, this is Felix. Speak now or for ever hold your peace.'

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Come on, Felix. I can't be Roland for ever.

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PHONE RINGS

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"Station"?

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Hello?

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Are you...me?

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-What are you doing at the station?

-Just put Felix on.

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Do not open your mouth.

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Whoops. Too late.

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What do you mean?

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I only saved your bacon with that reporter chick.

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You talked to the press?

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Chillax, dude. I totally rocked it.

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I highly doubt you rocked anything.

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Whatever. Just tell Felix he needs to change us back, like, now.

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You coming?

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Stay right where you are. Don't move.

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RUMBLING

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Oh.

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Oh, I'm starved. See ya.

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I have to go. Later, gang. Yo.

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What did you just say?

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We're looking for the talisman. We need you.

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Er, yes, of course.

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Right. Just, er...

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I've just got an errand to run.

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Errand?

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Is this about Mia?

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Now's not the time.

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Er, yes, Mia. Exactly.

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-I won't be long.

-Sam!

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Chillax, dudes. Totally rocking this.

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What?

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Meet back at my place!

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What did you put in that spell?

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You.

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Stay away from me.

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-What?

-I know what you're capable of.

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What's wrong with you?

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What's wrong with me? As if you don't know.

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Er, I don't.

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When this is all over, you will be needing your lawyer, Ms Hartley.

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Well, I'll need something connected to the talisman.

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We don't have anything. Could you just try anyway?

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It's worth a shot, right?

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HE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY

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No pressure.

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I can't do it with all you watching.

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OK. We'll be over here.

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Why are you always looking at that stuff?

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Ley lines are lines of powerful magic.

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The places where they intersect are the most powerful of all.

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What is it, Osky?

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Sorry. All I've done is draw the talisman again.

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The lines on the talisman -

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they're the same pattern as the ley lines.

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-What does that mean?

-Hang on. Let me try something.

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The talisman and the ley lines are connected.

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How?

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All we have to do is line them up.

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They're a map.

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That's the altar in the forest. That's what made the unmaking spell

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-work that first time.

-That's the school.

-And what's this one?

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Dudes, skating here...

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took for ever.

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Roberts, where's Murphy?

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-Excuse me?

-I need to see him now.

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First off, you need a lesson in how to address a police officer.

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Get over it, Roberts. This is an emergency.

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What sort of emergency, exactly?

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I am Murphy.

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I mean, I'm Murphy, stuck in this kid's body.

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-That was you on the phone.

-That's what I'm trying to tell you.

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Pretending to be Detective Murphy.

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I'm not pretending, I...

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Look, long story short - is he here or not?

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Why do you keep saying that?

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Saying what?

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It's annoying enough when Detective Murphy says it.

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It is?

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Take a seat.

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I'll make a call.

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Dudes, I am telling you, I'm Sam.

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Inside this saggy, wrinkly, really unbelievably gross body, I am Sam.

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Prove it.

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Ask me anything. Something only Sam would know.

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What does Sam know?

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I know plenty! I know that when we were in the other universe,

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your mum was married to Bates, you were in love with Andy

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and you refused to wash.

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So we didn't erase your memory?

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No! You swapped us.

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This is not good.

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Oh, finally!

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If you're Sam and Sam is Roland,

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then we just told Roland everything.

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Your mum is coming to get you as soon as she can.

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My mum?

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Roberts, this is ridiculous. I'm a grown man.

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I thought I knew everything when I was your age, too.

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I'm older than you!

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What happened to you boys...

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when you went missing?

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Is that what's causing all this?

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That is what I am this close to finding out.

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RUMBLING

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CRASHING ALARM WAILS

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Wait here.

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Sam! I mean, Roland.

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Let's go now, before Roberts comes back.

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This is...

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Weird?

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This is freakier than when I saw the alternate universe me.

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Why are you wearing that stupid hat?

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Cos it looks good.

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Everything we told you, about magic, what we can do...

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Are you going to tell people?

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Because if you do, we could make Roland here walk through town

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with his underpants on his head.

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Yeah.

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I could do that.

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Then it's "goodbye, career".

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I won't tell...

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..if you fix this.

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Yeah, we're working on that.

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The talisman is most likely to be at a place of magical power.

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Detective!

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It's Viv. Ellen, put the map away.

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Yes, Vivian?

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Not you.

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-Go on.

-Oh. Yeah.

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Er...h-hi, Viv.

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What are you doing here, with them?

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Well, I...

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You gave them my research?

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No, no, it... It wasn't me.

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Why are you lying?

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-Viv...

-You? Don't talk to me.

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I can't believe you're on their side.

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We have to tell her the truth.

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We get her brother back. That'll be better than the truth.

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You know this is trespassing, right?

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I'm an officer of the law.

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-Er, technically I am.

-Either way.

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Do you want your bodies back or don't you?

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-BOTH: Yes.

-Trespass it is.

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Bates!

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What's he doing here?

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Weekend science club. It starts in an hour.

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I used to go...

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to meet girls.

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All right, let's check the plans.

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Great idea, dude.

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-Don't tell me you're BFFs now.

-So what are we looking for?

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I don't know exactly. A hiding place for the talisman.

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That tracing you made.

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Doesn't work.

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But this one might.

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I will not ever get used to this.

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What?

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Smart Sam.

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Standing right here!

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It fits perfectly.

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Which makes the intersection the woodwork room.

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I spent two years in this room. I never saw any talisman.

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Two years? You failed woodwork?

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Shelves are tricky.

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Let's stay on task, shall we?

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If I were a talisman...

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where would I hide?

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Is there anything that doesn't belong?

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Anything out of place?

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Everything's out of place. It's a mess.

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Check this.

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No-one used this thing, not once in two years.

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Don't even know what it does.

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It's a hand drill.

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So why is it stuck to the wall?

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Try twisting it.

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Do it again.

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I'm so taking woodwork next year.

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Dust. Cobwebs.

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I don't think anyone's been here for a while.

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These books are filled with magic I've never even heard of.

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Hey, don't nerd out on me now, dude.

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Somebody at this school was a very powerful witch.

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And they know about ley lines.

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Look all over - could be anywhere.

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Is this meaningful?

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It's an altar, same as the forest.

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Why here?

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The scrying pool doesn't lie.

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What are they looking for?

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Another talisman.

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Isn't that a bad thing?

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No.

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It's an opportunity.

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The talisman's close.

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I can feel it.

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Ba-bow!

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Dude! This is it.

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So we can swap back to our old bodies with that thing?

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Yes! Goodbye, floppy underarm bits.

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Listen, I'm a bit tired of the old-man gags.

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Hello! And I'm not tired of BEING the old man?

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This has got to stop.

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First we have to activate it.

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Elements we call together.

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Erase and quell for ever.

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Elements we call together.

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Erase and quell for ever.

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HE CHUCKLES I'm me!

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And I am most certainly not you.

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What...What have you been doing to me?

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RUMBLING

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Oh, I'm starving. Didn't you feed me?

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Do you think we can use the talisman to talk to Andy?

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With this altar...

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..we might be able to bring him home.

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Elements in flux.

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Elements unite.

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Elements in flux.

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Elements unite.

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We need to find another tear so that we can find a way to get me home.

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What's happening?

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You did this!

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-Can you slow Alice down? Get the cops onto her?

-Leave it with me.

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-Hey!

-We use the altar to boost the communication spell

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-that turns a window into a door.

-That's brilliant.

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-Do you guys feel that?

-Alice knows about the second talisman.

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-What's she doing?

-Trying to stop us reaching Andy,

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like she did last time.

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No!

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