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PAN PIPE MUSIC

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# Here we are - Nuzzle and Scratch

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# Best by far - Nuzzle and Scratch

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# We're alpacas from the Andes

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# With hooves instead of handies

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# No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch

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# Nuzzle and Scratch! #

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Where do you want these costumes, captain?

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-<

-Just put them out of the way for now.

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Out of the way? Oh, I know, I'll just...

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OK...

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# La, la la la... #

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-Where's the captain?

-I don't know.

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I'm here.

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-AAAAHH! A MONSTER!

-AAAAHH! A MONSTER!

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Yiiiiii!

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Nuzzle, Scratch, it's me.

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Yeah.

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-Are you sure?

-Yes.

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-Um, not a monster?

-No...

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BOTH LAUGH

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Ha ha ha! Oh, sorry, captain, you see, we thought that you

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-were a monster!

-Yeah, like a really scary made-of-clothes one.

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Maybe the twins would like to dress as a monster.

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Ah, no, today, the twins would like to dress up as knights!

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Knights!

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Knights.

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Knights! Knights of old, guarding castles, brave and bold. Haha!

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You have no idea what a knight looks like, do you?

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-Um, no.

-No.

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There we go.

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Right, knights.

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Ooh!

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BANG! FIZZLE!

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PIANO MUSIC PLAYS

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I wish I could be a knight.

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I'm the Fancy-Dress Genie! Your wish is my command.

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Brilliant! I need shining armour to protect me and keep me safe, please.

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BOTH LAUGH

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Jelly won't protect me and keep me safe!

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Oh, dear! Had a bit of a genie-jam there...

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Let's try again! Shiny knight's armour coming right up.

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Oh, shiny!

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You'll need a helmet and shield too.

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Now, you're a knight!

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Knight. Knight-knight. Hehe! Knight-knight!

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-He-he-he-he!

-What, I should go to sleep?

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No, no, just watch the video.

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Now, you are ready to ride horses and guard castles.

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Giddy up, horsey!

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Giddy up!

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There you are, a fancy-dress costume for a fancy-dress party.

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Woohoo!

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Whoa, well, that looks cool.

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-The twins would love being knights.

-Oh, yeah, they will.

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You two go and find the costumes and I'll open up the shop.

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Aye-aye, captain!

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# Dressing up is fun

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# You could be anyone

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-# A monkey

-Or a queen

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# Every costume you can dream

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# Everybody knows that wearing different clothes is fun

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# Dressing up is fun... #

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-Boo!

-Oh!

-Ha-ha!

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-Boo!

-Oh!

-Ha-ha-ha!

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-# Dressing up

-Dressing up

-Dressing up

-Just pass them to me

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-# Dressing up

-Dressing up

-Dressing up

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# Is very groovy

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-# Dressing up

-Dressing up

-Dressing up

-So raise your hoovie

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# If you know what you'll wear today

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# What will you wear today? #

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HEAVENLY CHOIR, HARP RIPPLES

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BOTH: We're knights!

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BOTH LAUGH

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BOTH GIGGLE

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-Have you found those costumes, yet?

-Yes, we have, captain!

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Ah, good! The twins will be here soon.

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Right.

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Oh, crumbs!

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Is there a problem? Neigh! Quiet!

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I'll say there is. The hold's empty, lads. We're out of sponge fingers.

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No sponge fingers!

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Yes, you know how I like my sponge fingers with my tea.

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Oh, why don't you two sail out to the sponge finger shop,

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and get some fresh supplies.

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This sounds like a job for two brave knights, eh, Sir Nuzzle?

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Oh, yes, Sir Scratch!

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Let's go capture those sponge fingers.

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Um, Scratch, what's your horse called?

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Oh, um... Damien!

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-Haha! Damien!

-Come on! Neigh! Ha ha ha!

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SHOP BELL CHIMES Oh! Oh, I say!

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Do you...?

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HE SIGHS

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Oh, well. Two alpacas dressed as knights gone to buy sponge fingers,

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what could possibly go wrong?

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-#

-Sponge fingers

-Sponge fingers

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-#

-We're off to the sponge-finger shop!

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-# We're brave strong knights

-With fingers in our sights

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# We definitely cannot stop. #

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-DISTANT MUSIC

-Huh? Oh, listen!

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Oh, sounds like the fair's in town, Sir Nuzzle.

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Oh, look! It's Mary! Mary Go-Round, she might be in distress!

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Clop on, Sir Nuzz.

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-Haha! Giddy up!

-Neigh!

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Greetings! I am Sir Scratch, and this is Sir Nuzzle. We are knights.

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It's really us, Mary, Nuzzle and Scratch.

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-Sir Nuzzle! Sir Scratch.

-Are you in distress?

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-No, I'm not in distress.

-Do you need any help with anything?

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-Anything at all?

-Actually, yes. Yes, I do.

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I'm very busy today and I don't have time to do everything.

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So two knights could be just what I need to guard the castle?

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-The castle!

-The castle!

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-Yes, the bouncy castle, just here.

-A castle, Scratch!

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I know! I can hardly believe it! We love castles!

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You sound just right for guarding the castle.

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-Castles and guarding!

-Woo-o-o-o!

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-We're very good at guarding, aren't we, Nuzz?

-Correct, Sir Scratch.

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We are good at guarding castles, especially the bouncy ones.

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Let's go and guard this castle. Coconuts, if you please?

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CLIP-CLOPPING ON COCONUTS

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Whoa! Damien! Frisky!

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Wait! Do you know how to guard the castle?

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Um, back her up, Nuzz.

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CLIP-CLOPPING ON COCONUTS

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Beep-beep-beep! This hobby horse is reversing.

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-Beep-beep! This hobby horse is reversing.

-Right.

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This is how you guard the bouncy castle.

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Rule number one - don't let anyone taller than this on the castle.

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Yes, I can go on the bouncy castle.

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Rule number two - no shoes on the bouncy castle.

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Poor shoes! They're not allowed to bounce, ohh...

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Have you got that?

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Yeah, yeah, no tall shoes on the bouncy castle.

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Let's go through it one more time. Rule number one?

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Don't let anyone taller than this get on the bouncy castle.

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Very good. And rule number two?

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Yeah, yeah, no tall shoes on the bouncy castle.

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You've got it, brave knights. You're ready to guard the castle.

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-Yay!

-Hooray!

-Bouncy! Bouncy! Bouncy!

-Bouncy-bouncy-woohoo!

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I've got lots to do, so I'll see you later.

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Bye, my fair lady.

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Yeah, bouncy bye-byes!

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BOTH LAUGH

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-Scratch?

-Yes, my knight friend?

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-What does a bouncy castle look like?

-Well, ooh, now then...

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That's a tough one. I guess it's bouncy and like a castle.

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-Right.

-Yeah, yeah.

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To the bouncy castle, Sir Nuzz!

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Yes, to the bouncy castle!

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BOTH LAUGH MANICALLY

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Come on, Damien!

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-Bouncy castle?

-Bouncy castle?

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-Bouncy castle?

-Bouncy castle?

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Oooh! Well! Look at that! Candy floss!

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Brrrrrr! Delicious!

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But not very nutritious.

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It thought I'd get some for the captain. He likes candy floss.

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I wonder how the captain is.

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Probably bored. I'm sure it's very quiet in the shop.

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Just the one, please.

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CHILDREN SHOUT

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I'll be with you in...

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Thank you very much. Would you like a bag for this?

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Have a lovely party, everybody.

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BELL TINKLES

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Oh, peace at last. Ah....

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Oh!

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BOTH: Hello, captain.

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Hello, twins.

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-We've come for our costumes.

-Yeah, where are they?

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Good question.

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Nuzzle, Scratch, where are you?

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Oh, come on, Nuzz. We need to find that bouncy castle.

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Haha, a bite for me...

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-mmumph, mmmumph, and a bit for...

-Me!

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No. A bite for me. Hahahahaha!

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KIDS LAUGH

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Where are Nuzzle and Scratch? They're guarding the castle.

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-Excuse me, you haven't seen two knights, about this high?

-No.

-No.

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Oh... Hey, no shows on the bouncy castle.

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That's rule number two. Oh, Nuzzle and Scratch where are you?

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-And a bite for...

-You.

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No, me.

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-LAUGHTER

-There they are.

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I forgot, candy floss, it makes me...

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It makes me, um...

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Oh, no!

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A... A... A... Achoo!

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DOING!

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DING!

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Sneeze.

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Haha! Bless you, Sir Nuzz.

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A winner! Here you go!

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Oh, thank you.

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-Um, Scratch...

-Yes, what-what-what?

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What are those things called that like to chase knights?

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-The green things?

-Yeah.

-With the big, scary teeth?

-Yeah.

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-Pointy claws and fiery breath?

-Yeah.

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They're called dragons. Why do you ask?

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-Because there's one heading straight for us!

-What? Ah!

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Damien! Trot away! Come on! FRANTIC CLIP-CLOPPING

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Woo! Woo! Faster, Nuzzle. Dragons eat knights like us for breakfast.

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Well, that's OK, then. It's past breakfast-time.

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No, they eat knights like us for lunch too.

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-AHHHHHHH!

-WOOO!

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Faster, Damien!

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Whoa!

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Arghh! Clop faster than your hoovies have ever clopped before!

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I am... Phew...

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-Do you know, it's hard work being a knight.

-But we're good at it.

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-Run! Run!

-Ahhhhh!

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# Here we are

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# And this is how we're dressed

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# Here we are

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# We're smarter than the rest

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# When a task needs doing

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# These are the costumes that are best

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# Here we are

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# A groovy-looking pair

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# Here we are

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# We're working here and there

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# When a task needs doing

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# These are the costumes that we wear

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# Boom-boom-boom yeah! #

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Nuzzle! Scratch!

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Well, I think we lost it, Sir Nuzz.

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Well done, Sir Scratch. The captain will be so proud.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Come on, whoa!

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-Where are our costumes?

-Your costumes?

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Oh, yes, of course, your costumes!

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Well, if you want to be a knight, you want to be brave

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and face fierce dragons.

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Rarrrr! Breathing fire, you see, breathing fire.

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Whaaaaa! Whaaaa!

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We want our costumes.

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Of course you do.

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I'm terribly sorry, I'll just go and... Wait there.

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FRANTIC CLIP-CLOPPING

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Whoa! Steady!

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Right, we've lost the dragon, so let's find the bouncy castle

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so we can start to guard it.

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BOTH: # Bouncy castle?! Oh, bouncy castle? #

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MOBILE RINGS

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Ooh, somebody's ringing us.

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Maybe it's the bouncy castle telling us where it is.

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Don't be ridiculous.

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Here we go.

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Oh, I didn't know our horse had a phone!

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Yeah, it's got windscreen wipers as well!

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Hello, Nuzzle and Scratch,

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knights of old, brave and bold, at your service?

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'Scratch?'

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Where on Earth are you? The twins are waiting for their costumes.

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Oh, Captain Cobblestone, we've missed you. We're at the fair.

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I need those costumes. And fast.

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-He says he needs costumes fast.

-We're doing an important job.

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Yeah, we have to guard the bouncy castle.

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"Guard the bouncy castle"? All right.

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-'Don't forget the sponge fingers.'

-We won't be long.

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OK, then. Yeah, bye-bye. Bye-bye.

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Yes, bye-bye. Bye-bye-bye.

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-Bye-bye! Bye!

-Enough with the goodbyes, OK!

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-Bye-bye! BYE-BYE! Bye-e-e!

-Bye-bye-bye.

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HE LAUGHS

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Come on, Nuzz, let's get this guarding done.

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-The bouncy castle!

-To the bouncy castle!

-Yes.

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Wow...

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-Bouncy castle!

-It must be the bouncy castle!

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It's got a very tall tower.

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-We found it!

-Hey-hey! Well done, us!

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To the bouncy castle!

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Yes, come, Damien, come.

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Whoooa! Whoaa!

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< Yeah, let us guard it!

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Guarding, yeah. What are the rules again?

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Rule one, don't let anyone taller than this sign

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get on the bouncy castle.

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And rule number two, no shoes allowed.

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He's taller than the sign. Tall person getting on the bouncy castle!

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Wearing shoes!

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Let's go after him. Let's get him.

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Are you sure this is the bouncy castle?

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It's not very bouncy.

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Nuzzle, Scratch?

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-It is not bouncy.

-The bouncy castle's over there.

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But it is very slip-py-y-y-y-y!

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Ahhhhh! Whoa! Waaaa!

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Wait for me!

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Oh!

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Whoa!

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Whoo-o-o-o-o-o-oah!

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-Ahhh!

-THUD!

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Whoah.... Woooah!

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Oh, that was fun!

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-Let's do it again!

-Whoa, who said that? Everything's gone dark.

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-Scratch, Scratch, are you OK?

-Ugh, bouncy-bouncy-bouncy...

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Oh, talk to me brave knight Scratch!

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Bouncy castle...

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He's seeing things!

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-No, bouncy castle over there.

-Oh!

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Bouncy castle, hooray!

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-There's a tall person on the bouncy castle.

-And she's wearing shoes!

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Let's go!

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CLIP-CLOPPING COCONUTS

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Whoa! Oh...

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< Whooah, ooh!

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Mrs Mary Go-Round lady!

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You must get off the bouncy castle.

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Yeah, rule number one, you must be smaller than this over here.

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And rule number two, you're wearing your shoes.

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Well done, Sir Nuzz. Great guarding.

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Yes, we're very good bouncy castle guards, aren't we, Fairy Mary?

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Yes, rules are rules.

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Right, everybody. Shoes off, please?

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And get ready to bounce!

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CHEERING

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You're small enough. Under the Giant Hand Of Chance, if you will?

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-Yes, you are small enough.

-Well done, Nuzzle and Scratch.

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-Great bouncy-castle guarding.

-Aww, thank you.

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Come, Sir Nuzz. Our quest here is complete.

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Thank you, Sir Nuzzle. Thank you, Sir Scratch.

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-Goodbye, fair lady.

-Yes, let's get these costumes back to the twins.

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-I love being brave knights, it's such fun.

-Ready?

-Oh, yes.

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CLIP-CLOPPING COCONUTS

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Whoa! Come on, Damien! Whoa!

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BOTH SIGH

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GULP!

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MONKEY CHATTERS

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-BOTH: Time's up, captain.

-But, I...

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-SHOP BELL TINKLES

-Nuzzle!

-Scratch!

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-Twins!

-Twins!

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-Here are your costumes!

-Thank you, Scratch!

-Thank you, Nuzzle.

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Toodle-oodles!

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-Bye!

-Bye, then!

-Bye!

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SHOP BELL TINKLES

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Phew! Phe-e-e-ew!

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And then we galloped away from the scary thing with the fiery breath.

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-Oh, the dragon.

-Yeah, that's the guy.

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And we galloped so very fast that it hurt Nuzzle's hoovies.

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And then we guarded the bouncy castle so well.

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And lots of children had a bounce.

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It sounds like your adventure would make a jolly good bedtime story.

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Well, not a bedtime story, captain.

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A...ahem..."knight-time" story. Knight, do you get it?

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THE CAPTAIN LAUGHS

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-That's actually really rather good.

-Yes.

-Knight-time!

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ALL TALK TOGETHER

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Subtitles by Evie Morrish, Red Bee Media Ltd

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-Boo!

-Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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-Ha, captain!

-Yeah, he's gone down.

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-#

-Nuzzle and Scratch!

-#

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