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# Postman Pat, Postman Pat Postman Pat

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# And his black-and-white cat

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# Early in the morning

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# Just as day is dawning

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# He picks up all the postbags in his van

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# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

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# Postman Pat And his black-and-white cat

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# All the birds are singing

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# And the day is just beginning

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# Pat feels he's a really happy man

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# Everybody knows His bright red van

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# All his friends will smile As he waves to greet them

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# Maybe - you can never be sure -

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# There'll be knock, ring

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# Letters through your door

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# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

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# Postman Pat And his black-and-white cat

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# All the birds are singing And the day is just beginning

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# Pat feels he's a really happy man

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# Pat feels he's a really happy man

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# Pat feels He's a really happy man. #

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-Clowns are best.

-I like the high wire.

-Yeah!

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-Juggling's good. It's almost as good as maths.

-What?

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-I'm going to be in a circus.

-You have to be good at something.

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What do you mean? It's only working at it.

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You can be good at anything if you work at it.

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-Work at what, Bill?

-Circus acts.

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-Mr Pringle's taking us to the circus tomorrow.

-Lucky you.

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Oh, no!

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Really? Oh, dear.

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The children will be so disappointed.

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Anyway, thanks for letting us know.

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Where are the tickets, sir?

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-Ssh-ssh! Quieten down.

-Are we meeting here, sir?

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Ssh...

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I'm sorry, everyone, but I've got some rather bad news.

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I'm afraid we can't go to the circus.

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-Why not?

-We've been ever so good.

-Why can't we go, sir?

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Quiet now. It's not our trip that's been cancelled. It's the circus.

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Some of the performers are ill and the show cannot go on.

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-CHILDREN: Oh, no.

-I know how much you were looking forward to it.

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Maybe it'll come back next year.

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-Next year?

-We don't have to wait a year.

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-We can put on our own circus!

-CHILDREN: Yeah!

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Whey, I don't know. Circus acts are difficult to do, you know, Bill.

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-Can't be that difficult, sir.

-What about a tent?

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We can't have a circus without a big top.

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My uncle in Pencaster's got a big tent. I bet we could borrow it.

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Well, that's a good idea, Meera, but we need some music, too.

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Mr Pringle, Mr Pringle! The vicar likes music. Maybe he'd help us.

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That's right. ..I can ask him on my rounds, if you like, Jeff.

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-CHILDREN: Yes, please, Mr Pringle.

-Sir?

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Well, OK, Bill.

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-CHILDREN: Yeah!

-Thanks, Pat.

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Yes. I'll be picking up the tent from the station about ten o'clock.

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So shall we all meet at the green shortly after that?

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Sounds good to me. Isn't this exciting?

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Spread the word, will you, Julia?

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Of course. Do you need help carrying it?

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No. Ajay will be there. We'll be fine. Thanks, Julia. Bye.

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And you'll help, anyway, won't you, Jess?

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Miaow!

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-Hello, love.

-Hello, Pat.

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-Morning, Reverend.

-And a very good morning to you, Pat.

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Here's your post, Nisha.

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-Thanks, Pat. Here's your tea.

-Oh, lovely!

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-More tea, Vicar?

-Ah, bless you, Nisha.

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Ajay phoned. He's got the tent for the circus.

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Oh, great! The children will be thrilled.

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Circus?

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Yes. the children are putting on their own circus this afternoon.

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That reminds me. I promised to ask if you could help with some music.

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Music?

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Oh, well, I'm not really very good, except at hymns.

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-The children will be very grateful.

-Go on, Reverend. You can do it.

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Well...why not? It'll be a challenge.

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-TRAIN WHISTLE

-Here's Ajay!

-I'd better help him.

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Thanks for the tea, Nisha.

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Morning, Pat! I've got the tent!

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Well done, Ajay.

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Let's get it loaded into my van.

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Miaow!

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Ooh...

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Hmm...

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-Agh... It's heavy.

-I know. You're not kidding!

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-CRASH!

-Oh...

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AJAY GASPS

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-Well done.

-Mind your back, Ajay!

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-I'm OK.

-We'll bring refreshments to the village green.

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Thanks. That'll be nice.

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Ah...

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Oh, dear.

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It's not going to fit. We'll have to carry it.

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Oh...

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Right...

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Miaow!

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Are you two doing an act together?

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No. I'm waiting for Jess, sir. I'm going to do an act with him.

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I'm thinking about what to do. I'm helping the others now.

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-Make sure you leave enough time to practise, won't you?

-Yes, sir.

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They've got the tent!

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CHILDREN CHEER

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Come on, Jess!

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Miaow!

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Miaow!

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-Well done, Pat!

-Keep going, Ajay!

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-Nearly there, lads.

-Oh, well done, you two.

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THEY GASP

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-Needs to be more over there.

-Right you are.

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No. That's too far.

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THEY GASP

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-It's the wrong way round, isn't it?

-Doesn't make any difference.

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Go round, Pat.

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No, no! The other way.

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-Oh!

-Oh!

-Thank goodness for that!

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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!

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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!

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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!

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-One, two, three... Oh!

-Oh!

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-Oh, sorry! Got it wrong.

-It's a bit boring, isn't it?

-Boring?!

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I mean, it's got to be more show-offy.

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It's a circus. Know what I mean?

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Here, let me show you.

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THEY GIGGLE

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Pat! >

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Now, then, let me see.

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HE CHORTLES

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Hmm...

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No!

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Ah.

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Oh!

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LOUD SCREECH

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Oh...

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At...

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Atchoo!

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A-ha!

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Perfect.

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MOUTH ORGAN PLAYS IN TUNE

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Now juggling's easy, really. Like maths. We'll do it by numbers.

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On one, we all throw this way...

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On two, we all throw again, this way...

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OK?

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Right. After three.

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One, two, three.

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One...

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Two...

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Ooh!

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You're doing it all wrong. Give them to me. I'll show you.

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Oh! Oh!

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Hey?

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I didn't want to juggle, anyway.

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-Oh, no! Poor Bill.

-Has anyone seen Alf?

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Oh, he was here a moment ago. We can't have lost him.

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Help!

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Alf!

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Alf!

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Look!

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Oh, what is it?

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Somebody call?

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Oh!

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Oh, dear!

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BANGING AND CLANGING

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BANGING AND CLANGING STOPS

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BANGING AND CLANGING STARTS AGAIN

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Oh, well!

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Practice makes perfect.

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Now, then, Jess, pay attention.

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When I tell you, I want you to jump from here onto the smallest pot,

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then onto this next one... Miaow!

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and then onto the big one. Got it?

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Miaow! Miaow!

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Jess?!

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Miaow!

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Come on. Let's try it over here.

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Jess! You've got to start from here.

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Miaow!

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Jess!

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Oh, Jess! Look, watch me.

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Ali...hup!

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Ooph!

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Oh...

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JESS SNIFFS Miaow!

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Oh, he's never going to do it.

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Let me have a go.

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Miaow!

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Now concentrate, Jess.

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Hup!

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Miaow! Miaow! Miaow!

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Miaow!

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Nice one, Bill!

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Here, Pat.

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Ready, steady,

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pull!

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Yes. Pull! More on the right.

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Too much! More to the left.

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No. Right. Right!

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RIGHT!

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-That's it. Keep pulling.

-That's...

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Look out, Pat!

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..too far.

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INSTRUMENTS BANG AND CLANG

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Oh, dear.

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This just isn't working.

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CRASH!

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Now, then, what's this?

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TUNELESS BLAST

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Oh! Goodness me! Perhaps not.

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Ah! I wonder...

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Come on, everyone.

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-Nearly done!

-Champion!

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# Yes, it's time to put on a show

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# Everybody can have a go

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# If we work together it will be a sight

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# Putting up the big top ready for tonight

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# If you want to join in the show

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# Don't be shy Just give it a go

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# You could be a strong man with a heavy load

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# You could learn to juggle as long as you can throw

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# A little practice is all that you need

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# If you want your act to succeed

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# Ted can bring some hay bales to use them as a chair

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# Reverend brings the music

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# And we are nearly there

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# Balancing can look really flash

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# Just watch out you don't have a crash

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# It really doesn't matter We're only having fun

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# As long as what we do is entertaining everyone. #

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Ah...

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THEY ALL CHATTER

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Whoa!

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Oh...

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-What?

-PAT CHUCKLES

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Oh!

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Sorry, Bill, but you do make me laugh!

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It's all anyone does - laugh at me!

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I thought it'd be easy.

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I'm the oldest. I'm supposed to be able do things.

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You can do things!

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No, I can't.

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Every time I try to do something, I just make everyone laugh,

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-like you did.

-It's good to make people laugh!

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No-one likes people laughing at them all the time!

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Listen, who are your favourite people in the circus, Bill?

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Easy! The clowns! But what's that got to do with it?

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They like making people laugh, don't they? Well?

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-Yeah.

-And you're good at making people laugh, aren't you?

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Are you saying I could be a clown?

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-Why not?

-Yeah, but... I can't do it on my own.

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We could do it together. I've always fancied being a clown.

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Would you?

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Cor! Thanks, Pat.

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JOLLY MUSIC PLAYS

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Ooh, by 'eck!

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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welcome, everyone, to the Greendale circus.

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CHEERING

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Magic!

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One, two, three, four...

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One! AUDIENCE GASPS

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-Oh, look at that!

-Lovely!

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Wonderful! Absolutely wonderful!

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APPLAUSE

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One, two, three, four...

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and one!

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AUDIENCE LAUGH

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APPLAUSE

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And now give a big hand

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for the rhythmic ribbon dancers of Greendale.

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AUDIENCE GASPS

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Aren't they lovely?

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Never seen anything like it!

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Oh!

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APPLAUSE

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And now Julian and the amazing Jess!

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Um, ready, Jess?

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Ali...hup!

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Miaow!

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AUDIENCE GASPS

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Miaow!

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Miaow!

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APPLAUSE

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Miaow!

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Oh, Jess, you did it!

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Thank you.

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Well done, Jess.

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Are you ready, Bill?

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I think so.

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Don't worry. You'll be great. Just be yourself.

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Ladies and gentlemen!

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The moment you've all be waiting for.

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I present Postman Pat...

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and big Bill Thompson,

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the clowns!

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Oh? Where have they gone?

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Now where are they?

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LAUGHTER

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-Oh!

-Coo-ee!

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-Would you like to smell me flower?

-Yes, please!

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Shall I?

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AUDIENCE: Yes!

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-Are you sure?

-AUDIENCE: Yes!

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-LAUGHTER

-Oh...

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CHEERING

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CIRCUS MUSIC BEGINS

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A-ha, I wasn't born yesterday, you know!

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That's true, Pat!

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Where's he gone now?

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Here I am, Pat!

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Right! I'm coming to get you!

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Whoops!

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MUSIC SLOWS

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MUSIC SPEEDS UP

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Oh!

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LAUGHTER

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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thank you all for coming to the Greendale circus.

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And as for the children, aren't they all talented?

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CHEERING

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Especially the clowns!

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It just goes to show everyone is good at something.

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He's right, you know, Bill.

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# Postman, Postman Pat

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# Can you guess what's in his bag?

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# Is there a letter? # Miaow!

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# ..Is there a parcel? # Miaow!

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# Is there a postcard? # Miaow!

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# What's left? Jess the cat!

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# Postman, Postman Pat

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# Can you guess what's in his bag? #

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Miaow!

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