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# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

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# Postman Pat and his black-and-white cat

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# Early in the morning Just as day is dawning

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# He picks up all the postbags in his van

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# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

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# Postman Pat and his black-and-white cat

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# All the birds are singing and the day is just beginning

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# Pat feels he's a really happy man

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# Everybody knows his bright red van

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# All his friends will smile as he waves to greet them

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# Maybe... You can never be sure

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# There'll be knock, ring...

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# Letters through your door... # PAT LAUGHS

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# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

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# Postman Pat and his black-and-white cat

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# All the birds are singing and the day is just beginning

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# Pat feels he's a really happy man

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# Pat feels he's a really happy man

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# Pat feels he's a really happy man. #

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-BELL RINGS

-What's happened here, Mrs Goggins?

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-These can't all be for Greendale.

-Aye, Pat. You're right.

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There's been a mix-up in Pencaster.

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-They've sent over all their post, muddled up with ours.

-Oh, dear!

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I've managed to sort a few out for you to be going on with.

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-These are for the cafe.

-Right you are.

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-I'll get these delivered, then I'll give you a hand.

-Thanks, Pat.

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Oh, I don't know how we're going to get these sorted in time.

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Don't worry, Mrs Goggins. We'll find a way.

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UFOs?

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Yes - unidentified flying objects from outer space.

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Flying saucers?

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Yes! Aliens use them to fly around in,

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and I want to be the first person in Greendale to photograph one!

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Like Captain Zzapp catching aliens!

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Yeah!

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We could play the Martian.

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Discover a great, green, wild, enormous...

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-Tree?

-Ow!

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THEY GIGGLE

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Come on! Let's get started.

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Hello, Nisha. Hello, Ted.

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Thanks, Pat.

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-What's this?

-Morning, Pat.

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It's my latest invention, is this -

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a washer-sorter machine.

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-BOTH: Oh!

-It's a revolution in technology.

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Two settings, see?

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-Sort and wash.

-But they're still dirty, Ted.

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Oh, er...right. Must be a blockage in the water feed.

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Nicely sorted, though, eh?

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-Mmm.

-Good job something's getting sorted today.

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-What's the matter?

-The Pencaster office have mixed up the post.

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Poor Mrs Goggins is trying to sort it all out.

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Oh, dear... I'm on my way to the post office now to get some stamps.

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-I can give her a hand.

-And by the time you're back,

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-this place'll be spotless.

-MIAOW!

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Thanks, Ted, er...just the plastic dishes in the machine, though!

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Right-o! See you later, Nisha.

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Bye, Ted.

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Hang on, Pat. ..I just need a hand with my water feed before you go.

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Well, er... I ought to be getting back.

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It won't take long.

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Put that in the top of the machine, could you?

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MIAOW! MIAOW!

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By heck! I forgot to turn the tap on!

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Nothing's coming out this end, Ted.

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Any good now?

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MIAOW?!

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-Hmm...

-There must be summat blocking it.

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MIAOW!

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-Let's have a look.

-MIAOW! MIAOW!

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Oh... Agh... Oh, no! Oh, goodness me!

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MIAOW!

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We've got to keep our eyes open for anything strange.

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-I don't think there's anything...

-Look!

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Wow! What's that?

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A diamond-shaped space cruiser...

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Just like Captain Zzapp's!

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ALL: Wow!

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Wow!

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What?!

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SHE GIGGLES

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Maybe there'll be aliens in the space cruiser!

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I bet they'll be controlling it.

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I don't think aliens are controlling it!

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BOTH: Er...

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-SHE GIGGLES

-Unless Lucy's an alien.

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-Lucy!

-Oh!

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That should do it! Thanks, Pat.

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Right you are, Ted. ..Come on, Jess.

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Aren't you going to stay and see it in action?

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Space-age technology, is this!

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Sorry, Ted. We have to get back to Mrs Goggins.

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OK. I'll have these plates all done in no time.

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Cheerio!

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Hello...

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-What are you three up to?

-Hello, Dad. We're looking for UFOs.

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UFOs?

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In Greendale?

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Unidentified flying objects.

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UFO Gazette says they can be anywhere, anytime.

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We want to get a picture of one, if we can.

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The only unidentified objects I know about

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are in the post office, waiting to be sorted.

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-Are you coming, Jess?

-JESS PURRS

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-Joining in the UFO hunt, are you?

-MIAOW!

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Well, watch out for aliens. Bye.

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ALL: Bye!

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UFOs in Greendale! Huh... Whatever next?

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Ah! There you are, Pat!

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We've managed to sort a few more letters for you...thanks to Nisha.

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One for Reverend Timms, and one for Ted Glen.

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Thanks, Nisha. Sorry to have been so long.

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-I was giving Ted a hand with his washer-sorter.

-How's he getting on?

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Don't worry. He'll have your dishes spotless with that machine of his.

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That should do.

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Now... Just put the soap in.

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Whoops. Oh, well...

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Plates'll be nice and clean, with all that soap on 'em.

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-MIAOW! MIAOW! MIAOW!

-Right...

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No UFO sightings in the church.

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And nothing outside PC Selby's house.

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Aliens could be anywhere!

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There might be a three-headed Martian.

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-Or an alien from Beetlejuice!

-MIAOW!

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Or a, um...

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-MIAOW! MIAOW!

-Oh...

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An alien catman!

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ALL: Huh?! JESS WHINES

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Quick! Take a picture!

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Oh...

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MIAOW!

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-Jess!

-The alien cat! THEY GIGGLE

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We're not doing very well, are we? Where haven't we looked yet?

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-Um... The station.

-Come on, then. Let's go.

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Here you are, Reverend. Can't stop, I'm afraid.

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Thank you, Pat. Go in peace.

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-MACHINE BEEPS

-Hmm, must've put in too much soap.

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Now, let me see.

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Hey! No need for that!

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Ow! By heck!

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MACHINE BEEPS > JESS MIAOWS

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-What's that?!

-Unidentified...noises!

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It's coming from the cafe.

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By gum!

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Better do summat. Nisha won't be pleased.

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-Look!

-Wow!

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A flying saucer!

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MIAOW!

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Oh, no!

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Flying saucers, Dad!

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ALL: Flying saucers?! SPLAT!

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There's something in the cafe!

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What...on earth?

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It's a spaceship!

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An alien pod! MIAOW! MIAOW!

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-Keep back, Jess!

-A spaceship?! In Greendale?!

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We found a UFO!

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Look out, Dad! MUFFLED SPEECH

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I've got a funny feeling about this.

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Do...you...speak... our...language?

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MUFFLED SPEECH

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MIAOW! MIAOW! MUFFLED CRIES

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-Jess!

-Huh?!

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We come in peace.

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MUFFLED SPEECH, FRIGHTENED MIAOWS

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Over here, everyone.

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-Oh! What's this?!

-It's a...

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-Alien space-pod!

-An alien bubble-man.

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Alien Ted Glen, more like!

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-Ted?!

-HE GURGLES

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I had a spot of bother with my soap mixture.

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-Oh, no!

-Mr Glen?!

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Oh, what a mess!

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Oh, we saw a...a flying saucer!

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So did I! They're all over the place!

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Ah...

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It was the washer-sorter machine!

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The wash...? Oh, no!

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I'm right sorry, Nisha.

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Don't worry, Ted. I'll soon wash the dishes.

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-It's a shame, though.

-Aye!

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It worked fine before I put the water in.

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That machine could sort anything!

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Oh... I wish it could sort the post!

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I'm afraid I left Mrs Goggins with lots left to do.

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Hmm. That's an idea...

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Yes!

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Come on, Ted. Dry that machine out. We've got work to do.

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So have I. There's flying saucers everywhere!

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We can help.

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We're experts at hunting flying saucers, aren't we?!

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Oh, that would be wonderful!

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I'll be back soon, Julian.

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See you, Nisha.

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Oh, dear! Do you think it can take it, Pat?

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-Don't worry, Mrs Goggins. Ready, Ted?

-In they go, Pat.

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MACHINE IS SWITCHED ON

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Ta-da!

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It worked! I said it'd sort anything.

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-All done, Mrs Goggins.

-That's terrific!

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-We couldn't have done it without you, Ted.

-Come on, Ted.

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Let's see how they're getting on at the cafe.

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Oh, well done, everyone!

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You might not have found any UFOs, but you have found Nisha's plates.

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Looks like there aren't any flying saucers in Greendale after all!

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Oh, yes, there are!

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As a thank you for clearing up all the plates, I've made a...

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special Greendale flying saucer cake just for you.

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Ah, thanks, Mum!

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Congratulations, Charley. You're the first person in Greendale

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to take a picture of a flying saucer after all!

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EVERYONE LAUGHS

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# Postman, Postman Pat!

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# Can you guess what's in his bag?

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# Is there a letter? # MIAOW!

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# Is there a parcel? # MIAOW!

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# Is there a postcard? # MIAOW!

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# What's that? Jess the cat?

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# Postman, Postman Pat!

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# Can you guess what's in his bag? # MIAOW!

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