Icky Feet Prank Patrol Down Under

Today, Dana joins the Prank Patrol.

Her mission - to create the sickest, stinkiest feet around

and put her friend Jasmine to work in a shoe store that's full of them.

Jasmine doesn't like smelly feet, but at this shoe store,

smelly feet are the least of her worries.

Here we go! # Here they come, they're on a roll

# Where they'll strike, nobody knows

# If you have a point to prove, they make a plan and see it through

# They'll sign you up to join their crew, Scotty and the Ninjas too

# Here we go, come on, join the Prank Patrol... # Here we go!

Ni hao.

-Are you Dana?

-Yes.

-Did you apply for Prank Patrol's help?

-Yes.

Congratulations because you are the newest member of the Prank Patrol.

-You'll need that - your pass to prank.

-Awesome!

You'll also need this - your prank jacket. Pop that one on.

Congratulations. Mum... Thank you.

-Is it sweet if we go pranking for a while?

-Absolutely.

-Fantastic.

Sorry to cut your lunch short, but we have to get out of here.

Mum, these chicken feet are delicious. I'll give you a few more.

All righty, we're out of here. See you later. Let's get out of here!

This way!

Come on!

This is Dana. She's an all-round performer who loves to sing.

She'll sing while doing homework and while eating.

She'll even sing in public places.

Hi, Prank Patrol. My name is Dana.

I need you to help me get my friend Jas.

I think it would be hilarious to let her loose on camera.

The target of Dana's prank is Jasmine.

She loves playing with dog Charlie and chilling out with a good book.

Together, these girls love to dance.

Dana, the big D,

welcome to our top secret Prank Patrol spy van.

-Great to have you on board. Feeling good?

-Awesome.

-We're here to prank. Who are we pranking?

-Jasmine.

Tell me all about Jasmine.

Well, we're friends from school and she has a massive personality.

-So why do you want to prank her?

-Because I'm the more serious one.

I really want to show her that I can be cheeky.

Does she have any fears? Is she scared of anything at all?

She's got a weak stomach and hates disgusting stuff.

Disgusting... I've got the exact prank for Jasmine.

-Do you want to check it out?

-Yeah.

-Have a look. It's called Icky Feet.

-How disgusting are feet?

-Disgusting?

-Yeah.

We're going to get hold of a shoe shop where people

with the most disgusting, hairiest, weirdest feet shop at.

We'll get Jasmine to help out the owner by doing some horrible things,

-including popping boils to make shoes fit.

-Ew!

I love this reaction. To top off this prank, what we're going to do

is we'll get Jasmine to trash a brand-new pair of shoes

and ruin a very important job interview.

-What are you thinking?

-Awesome.

-It's the one for Jasmine?

-Definitely.

-Will she be totally freaked out?

-Yes.

We've got a lot to do, so let's get to it.

Ninjas, let's roll!

'We're on our way to meet special effects make-up artist Maureen.

'She's a specialist when it comes to the kind of gross-out, weirdo feet

'that we're going to be needing to make Jasmine run for her life.'

-Hey, Bob.

-Hey, Scotty.

-Dana, this is Bob. Bob, Dana.

-Hey, Dana.

-Hi.

-You haven't seen Maureen?

-No.

We need her for our prank. It's so good.

We're going to have these feet. We'll have puffy feet, sweaty feet.

We'll have hairy feet, feet with rotten nails.

We're also going to have feet with rock-hard bunions.

We'll have stuff where you squeeze it and it will ooze out like egg.

I also think sweaty, squidgy... The skin should flake off some feet.

-That's awesome.

-Are you going to eat that?

-I'm not feeling that hungry.

-Do you mind?

-Go for it, Scotty.

-Great.

Dana, this is Maureen, our Prank Patrol make-up artist.

-Maureen, this is Dana.

-Hi, Dana. How are you going?

She is the best in the biz, so tell her what you want for your prank.

-We're rigging up a shoe store for my friend Jasmine.

-Mm-hm.

We want customers to come in with disgusting feet,

with boils and really hairy feet, gross toenails and things like that.

She has to deal with it all.

Excellent. I've got enough stuff here.

I'll come up with some fabulous, manky feet for you.

Bob will be jealous because he loves this sort of stuff.

-Start off with Dana and my feet. We can road-test it out.

-Sounds good.

I've got beautiful feet. I'm a foot model as well.

Really? OK, I'm up for the challenge to change that.

-How about we start with Scotty's feet then?

-Done.

-Why don't we get started?

-OK. You've got such beautiful feet.

-Thank you.

Let's put some hairy bits on there, extra.

Let's make it a bit more ridiculous.

'With the help of some super-sticky glue and a handful of hair,

'we take my fabulous foot and make it look like Bigfoot's.'

What do you think of my brand-new hairy feet?

-Um...it's much more of an improvement.

-Whatever!

-So can we make his toenail look manky?

-Coffee stain colour.

A bit of bruising.

So can we put a boil or something like that here?

OK, Dana, for yours, we're going to pop a bit of latex on your feet

-and make them a little bit flaky in between your toes.

-OK.

So we'll do a little bit of a boil for you.

So, Dana, now we've been boiled, haired and flaked up,

what do you reckon of our feet?

-They look disgusting.

-Isn't it incredible?

-Yeah.

-What will Jasmine do when she sees these?

-She will nearly throw up.

Maurs, thank you for your help. This is exactly what we're after.

If you're going to dish it out, you need to handle it yourself.

-You have to pop my boil.

-Really?

-Yeah.

-LOUD SQUELCH

-Eugh!

-Eugh!

-Yuck!

-Oh, yuck!

On the prank day, Jasmine is going to be completely disgusted

when she comes into the shoe shop.

I mean, it's going to be disgusting, popping boils and disgusting stuff.

Here's a good prank to startle your friends or anyone else.

All you need are some chairs, old clothes and some costume masks.

Make some dummies by stuffing old clothes and use the masks for heads.

Set up chairs in a circle in a room.

Place the dummies in all but one of the chairs.

Then dress up in the remaining clothes and put on a mask.

Sit yourself down slack like a rag doll and wait.

Place a table in the middle of the room with some food on it

to entice and distract your victim.

When the time is right, give your friend a fright.

The best part of this prank is you can pull it off with your friends

cos it's always more fun when you've got more dummies.

Latest Prank Patrol member Dana is out to catch her best friend Jasmine

with the grossest shoe shop ever.

With some nasty fake feet good to go,

all she needs is to put them into action

to make Jasmine's sweaty sock nightmare rock.

-I love what Maureen's done with your face.

-To my face?

It looks really good. Natural.

Oh, Maureen, hey? On top of her game, killing it!

I didn't do that.

Do you want to race? Do you want to have a giant foot race?

-Sure.

-Sure.

-Maureen, you're in?

-Yeah.

You can have gorilla feet. Dana, you'll have duck feet.

And Scotty dog, well, I'm the dog.

So, guys, let's race.

LOUD SQUELCH

BLOWS WHISTLE On your marks, get set...

BLOWS WHISTLE AGAIN

CHEERING

CHANTING: Dana! Dana! Dana! Dana!

Dana! Dana! Dana!

Dana! Dana...

It was yours. You could have won the race.

When am I, Scotty Prank Boy Tweedie,

ever going to get to drink out of the cup of victory?

The cup of victory!

Oh, it tastes so...

LAUGHTER

Ninjas!

Aagh!

Aagh!

Prank Patrol member Dana is about to catch her best friend Jasmine

with a weird shoe shop.

Will Dana succeed with some skanky fake feet?

Or will Jasmine leave Dana to foot a very unpleasant Prank Patrol bill?

OK, Da-na, Da-na, we're getting very close to prank time.

We need to call Jasmine and make sure she's up for the prank.

-Do you know what you'll say?

-Yes.

-How are you feeling?

-Very nervous.

-This is the easy bit. Wait till the prank. All right, here we go.

-OK.

-Best of luck. It's just your friend. You'll be fine.

-Yeah.

-Good luck.

-Thank you.

RINGING TONE

-'Hello?'

-Hey, Jasmine, it's Dana.

-'Hi.'

-How are you?

-'I'm good.'

-I'm just wanting to make sure you're OK for Monday.

-'Yeah.'

-That's great.

-OK, I'll give you more of the details later.

-'OK, cool.'

-OK, see ya!

-'See ya. Bye!'

-Yes! It's over.

-Was that good?

-Yes.

-Do you reckon she's suspicious?

-No.

Everything is done for your prank. There's only one more thing to do.

-Are you ready for this?

-Yeah.

-It's time to release the Ninjas!

'The blueprint for Dana's prank is...

'some silly shoes, a toenail collection...

'..a bursting boil and some fake waterproof spray,

'all adding up to a day of gross feet for Jasmine and fun for Dana.'

Have fun with your prank, Danes. Break a leg!

Hey, Dana. Your prank will be awesome!

Dana, welcome to your prank location.

As usual, no expense is spared here on Prank Patrol.

We've made this place look exactly like a shoe shop. What do you think?

-It's pretty good.

-Perfect for the prank?

-Definitely.

-It's actually a shoe shop.

-Awesome.

-We borrowed it for the day.

-Daniel will play our shop owner.

-Hi, Dana. How are you?

-OK.

-Excellent.

-Did you get those size 14 shoes I'm after?

-They're 10s, Scotty.

Have a seat and, Dana, why don't you present the shoes for Scotty?

OK.

Got ya! Spider! Are you scared?

No? All right. Daniel here is one of our Prank Patrol actors.

I'll take these. Tell him how to play the shop owner and the prank.

If you're completely obsessed with feet, that would be pretty funny.

And crack as many feet jokes as you can.

OK, you've "toes-en" the right man for this job.

-"Heel" be right.

-FORCED LAUGHTER

-Yeah, that'll do.

-I'll sock it to you!

You're perfect for the prank. Good luck. We'll see you later.

If you can take those, Daniel.

I will be coming in at the end as...the delivery boy.

-Sound good?

-Yeah.

-Fantastic. Well, guess what? It's prank time!

'Dana and Jasmine arrive at the shoe shop, ready to lend a hand.

-'Or is it a foot?'

-No problem.

-Hello, girls. How are you? Hello, Dana?

-Yes.

-How are you?

-I'm good.

-This is Jasmine.

-Jasmine, how are you? Welcome. This is our shoe shop.

-Do you like?

-Yeah.

-Very nice.

'Jasmine doesn't suspect a thing.'

It's TOE-tally awesome! My toe joke. I've got some work shirts for you.

Here we go. Our official uniforms to get you started.

We wear all black as you can see. Jasmine, that's for you. Pull it on.

Come over here to the middle of the room. I've got some special shoes.

-'Uh-oh! Someone looks worried.'

-Who wants yellow, who wants orange?

-I bags orange.

-Yeah? Done. Guess what that leaves you with?

-'You could be more enthusiastic!'

-Let's start over here.

Let's just tidy them up a bit, so they're out of the way.

We don't want people to trip over them.

Tidy it up as much as you can. It's important to understand the system.

I should have shown you these. This is my pride-of-place collection.

-Can you tell what they are?

-Are they toenails?

They totally are toenails. We collect toenails from our customers.

-'That's way too gross!'

-Do you like it?

-'She loves it.'

-Yeah.

-They smell a bit funny, but it's well kept.

-Do you want to smell them?

-No.

-They're a bit stinky. You want to?

-'Don't do it!'

-I'm good.

I'll put these over here as they gross people out a bit.

If you have long toenails, we'll put them in the collection.

-I have one.

-You've only got one toe?

-No, I've got one that's really long.

-Do you want to cut it off and put it in the collection?

-Sure.

All right, we'll do that later.

-'Here's our first customer.'

-Hello.

-I was on my way to a job interview.

I stepped in a heap of mud and I've completely ruined my shoes.

-Not those shoes?

-No, I had slippers with me.

-What size are you? A seven?

-Yeah, a seven.

-Try those on and see how you go.

-'Here we go again.

'It's going to get ugly.

'Gross! Keep it together, keep it together.'

-Put that in there.

-'Hmm, hairy!

'Is she turning green?'

I just need to breathe.

-Of course. Are they comfortable?

-Yeah, they are.

'They should be with all that fur padding.'

Actually, do you do any waterproofing?

At this time of year, it's a really good idea.

Jas, grab in that cupboard a spray pack. We'll give them a good spray.

-Maybe just pull your hems up again.

-Yeah.

-Do it up here.

Yeah, I'll just leave them on. Shall I sit down?

-Yeah, leave them on.

-Which one?

-The blue one there.

'That spray is completely ordinary,

'except our target doesn't know that.'

I don't want to wreck these shoes.

-How would you like to pay for those?

-On a card?

-Yeah, sure, absolutely.

-You're doing the next customer.

-OK, fine.

'We'll see about that, Jasmine. We'll see.'

We're almost done here. We'll go to this side and tidy up on this side.

'So far, things have been pretty gross,

'but now it's time to unleash our final,

'most gross-out prank moment of all time.'

-I'd like to see some pretty shoes.

-Yeah.

-'She seems like a nice lady.'

-How are your feet? What size would you say?

-I'm a seven.

-A seven?

-Yes.

Girls, a lady's seven if you wouldn't mind?

Jasmine, do you want to have a go?

'It looks like Jasmine has been roped in again.'

Be careful of that toe. It's a bit sensitive.

-Push your heel in.

-'Let's send our prankster in to make it grosser.'

-SQUELCH Oh!

-Oh, sorry. Sorry.

Oh, you've fixed that nasty blister.

-Eugh!

-'How unprofessional!'

It will be such a... Yes, you see, that's nearly all gone.

Nearly.

-'Good work mopping it up, Jasmine.'

-Beautiful.

'With all the pus safely wiped up,

'time now for a visit from a very unhappy customer.'

Uh-oh!

Excuse me. I was on my way to my job interview and I've looked down.

Everything is changing colour.

-'Sheesh!'

-I don't quite know...

-That's really not good.

-It's not.

'I wonder whose fault that might be?'

I don't know what you've done, but it just doesn't look right.

-We put waterproofing on those.

-'Maybe it wasn't waterproofing.'

Jasmine, which bottle did we use?

-I can't remember.

-There's two there.

-And one's the...

-It was, like, the blue one.

-Yes, the red one's the waterproof. I think that's bleach.

-'Oops!'

Bleach?! You've put bleach on my pants?

-She did spray it, not me.

-Well, you told her to!

-I want my money back!

-Absolutely.

-And refund me for the pants too!

Hey, mate, can I have a hand? I've just double-parked out the front.

-I won't be long.

-I've got a delivery for you.

I'm double-parked. Mate, I've got a delivery here for Jasmine.

It can't be. She's only worked here today. It must be for me.

All it says is, "Jasmine, Dana has something important to tell you."

Jasmine, you've been pranked by the Prank Patrol.

Yes, you have been pranked by the Prank Patrol!

I just knew there was something.

What was the weirdest bit?

Just, like, the gross feet.

And, like, the pus and... Eugh!

-The boil, the hairy feet?

-Yeah.

-How did that go, Dana?

-Pretty good.

What was your favourite bit?

Probably the facial expression when the boil popped.

-You were just like... "Eugh!"

-Your face was like...

-It was revolting.

-I reckon a round of applause there for Jasmine.

APPLAUSE

When the lady with the hairy feet came in, it was revolting.

Absolutely disgusting. All this hair was just coming out of the shoe.

And toenails. It was... It was horrible to touch.

-Her reactions were priceless.

-It will make our friendship stronger.

We'll be a lot closer after this.

-Girls, good prank. Jasmine, it's your birthday in a few days?

-Yes.

-I got you something. Happy birthday.

-Oh, yuck!

SCREAMING AND GIGGLING

Subtitles by Subtext for Red Bee Media Ltd 2011

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