Talkshow Trouble Prank Patrol Down Under

Today, Sheridan and Lauren join the Prank Patrol.

Their mission, to trick their friend Taylor

into believing he's caused a talk show shamozzle.

He'll face all sorts of problems on and off set,

and when the smoke machine goes into overdrive,

let's hope he's ready for the foamy fire drill.

# Here they come, they're on a roll

# Where they'll strike, nobody knows

# If you have a point to prove

# They'll make a plan and see it through

# They'll sign you up to join their crew

# Scotty and the Ninjas too

# Here we go, come on join the Prank Patrol Here we go #

(Is that normal?)

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Sto-o-o-op.

-What's your problem, lady?

-Dude, we're people, not cars.

Are you Sheridan, Lauren, and some unidentified parent?

-ALL: Yes.

-Did you apply to make your dream prank come true?

-BOTH: That's none of your business.

-Well, it is,

because I'm Scotty from Prank Patrol.

Congratulations, you two, because you are the newest members.

Good stuff. The two of you will need this.

That is your pass to prank. You'll also need this one.

One for you, and one for you. They're your prank jackets.

Mum, we're going pranking. We need permission. Is that cool?

-Absolutely.

-You're the newest lollypop lady of this street. Congratulations.

-Thank you.

-You ready to go?

-BOTH: Yes.

-Say goodbye to Mum.

-Hey, Mum.

-Mum, bye.

See you, Mum. Let's go, girls.

Oh, my back!

This is Sheridan, and this is Lauren.

Together, they're known as Sheridan and Lauren.

And they love to perform.

They even have their own band, Lash 78.

-I'm Lauren.

-And I'm Sheridan.

-We need your help.

BOTH: We want to prank our friend Taylor because it'll be awesome.

So please help us.

The target of Sheridan and Lauren's prank is Taylor.

This kid's talented.

He's a natural performer,

and like the girls, he isn't afraid to belt out a tune.

Girls, welcome to the Prank Patrol Spy Van. Great to have you on board.

-Now, sisters?

-Yeah.

-Twins?

-No.

-Who's older?

-Me.

-Who's taller?

-Me.

-By one centimetre.

That's good. I'll just put that away in the facts file.

-We're pranking someone. Who is it?

-Our friend Taylor.

-Tell me about Taylor.

Taylor is a musician, he's a natural artist, he plays guitar and sings.

And he's been really successful around Australia with competitions.

So why do you want to prank him?

Cos he has a good heart.

BOTH: And we know he'll forgive us.

Forgive you? How old is he?

BOTH: Seventeen.

-How old are you two?

-Thirteen.

-Twelve.

-You're going to prank the older guy. And he won't care?

-Now, we hope not.

I was thinking... He's a performer, yeah?

-Yeah.

-It's great to get him, when he's performing. I've got the perfect prank.

This is the one I think will be perfect for Taylor.

You should agree with me after this.

It's called Talk Show Trouble.

-Have you been on a talk show?

-No.

You're going to love this.

We'll arrange for you two to be guests of a brand new TV talk show.

-And Taylor will be a guest, too.

-Cool.

-We like that?

-Yeah, awesome.

Once the cameras start rolling, the interviews start getting stranger and stranger.

-How does that sound?

-That sounds good.

Pretty weird. To top this prank off, the three of you will start performing together,

except the smoke machine will go totally wild.

And the three of you are going to get soaked in the best foam in the Southern Hemisphere.

-Awesome.

-He's going to flip.

-That's the prank. What are you thinking?

-So cool.

-Better than what we thought.

-We've got a lot to do. Are you ready to go?

-Yep.

-You keen?

-Yes.

Fantastic. Ninjas, take us to Prank Patrol HQ

because we've got a TV set to make.

Drive.

GIGGLING

SQUEALING TYRES

At times like these, we turn to one man.

I wish I didn't have to, but I do.

Bob?

Hey, Bob!

Girls, welcome to Prank Patrol HQ.

This is where we usually hang out with our good-for-nothing,

lazy, flea-bitten, old-aunt guy, Bob,

but I don't know where he is.

BOB!

Scotty, what's that?

Oh, it's a letter.

Who could this be from?

"Dear Scotty, I'm leaving. Signed Bob."

"PS. I won't miss you, just so we're clear."

SOBBING

-It's OK.

-Bob!

I love him. I love him.

LAUGHING

LAUGHS

LAUGHS

Take a seat.

Bob!

Oh!

Bob!

Sorry about that, girls.

I didn't want you to see that, but Bob's, like, my only friend.

All right, well, Bob's not here.

I-It's still hard to say his name.

What'd we do if Bob was here? How about some of that stuff?

Maybe we can use that for the prank. Does that inspire you?

-How about this spray tan?

-No. Er, that's my spray tan.

What about the pimple cream?

That's my pimple cream. Er, you can't get pimples in pranks. Something else.

We could get Taylor to demonstrate a dodgy piece of exercise equipment on the show.

-Huh!

-Or is that yours, too?

Clearly not.

Hey! That's a great idea. We will use that dodgy equipment on Taylor. Sound good?

-Yep.

-Next up, we need to shoot a music video with the two of you for your interview.

I think that he'll fall for it,

but then you have the other side where you think he won't.

I'm just worried about if he doesn't forgive us.

Beware of monsters that lurk under the bed,

especially the two-legged kind.

Here's a way to give someone an unexpected fright.

Wake up early in the morning, before your target,

and soak your hands in a bucket of ice water.

Then go hide yourself and your deathly cold hands under your target's bed.

When they get up, bam!

They'll practically jump out of their skin.

And remember, one good scare deserves another.

Latest Prank Patrol members Sheridan and Lauren

are out to prank their friend Taylor with some talk show trouble.

They've got their song ready.

Now to create a film clip

that'll make Taylor believe that this talented team are anything but pranking partners.

OK, guys, so I want it black and white and super slow mo.

Kind of like the movies, wide screen.

Now, have we got the aliens?

The submarine, the fireworks, special effects?

-Scotty! Scotty!

-What?

Can we go, already?

Can't hurry art, girls. Can't hurry art.

All right, let's get this in the can.

And action.

# The pictures, they are good

# But all I wanna see is you #

This shot in black and white.

# All I wanna see... #

I was thinking, maybe we could pull the focus and then we can get the...

Scotty! This is our video clip.

I wasn't in shot, trust me. I wasn't in shot. I'm all over it.

OK. And cook.

# And I escape inside my dreams

# The pictures, they are good

# But all I wanna see is you

# All I... #

BOTH: Scotty.

Scotty.

-I'm doing the special effects with the bubbles.

-You're in our shot.

Sorry. So sorry about that.

Can we borrow your prank phone?

Yeah, sure.

-There you go.

-Thanks.

-Hey, it's us.

-We need your help. Come down to the pier.

Thanks.

Scott. Thanks.

From the top. Oh, Ninjas.

What... Oh!

Ninjas!

Uh-oh!

Aargh!

CARTOON VOICES: Ah! Ah! Ah!

Oh!

Ahhh!

AARGH!

CARTOON SCREAMING

Latest Prank Patrol members Sheridan and Lauren

are out to prank their friend Taylor

with a troubled talk show trap.

With a song and film clip ready to go, will Taylor buy this TV talk show

or will it turn into a drama?

Lauren, Sheridan, welcome to your prank location.

This is the TV studio where your prank goes down.

Doesn't it look fantastic? Isn't it brilliant? What do you think?

-Awesome.

-It's awesome.

-I just don't get how we did all this without Bob. It's amazing.

If you don't, you'll never work in this town again.

Right on cue, our Prank Patrol actors.

We've got Richard playing the producer, Sean.

-This is Sheridan and Lauren.

-Hey, guys.

And we've got TV presenter Shura Taft playing TV presenter Shura Taft.

Give it up. Explode it.

Boom.

Look at that. Now, girls, tell these guys how you want them to play their characters.

Um, I think you should be really stressed out about everything.

-Yeah.

-Can you do that?

-Yeah, I can!

-You'll be fine.

-Yep.

-And Shura?

-I think you should be really full of yourself.

-Ooh, OK.

It's going to be a stretch, but if one person can do it, Shura Taft can.

Oh! You know what that is. That can only be one person. Where is he?

Where is he?

BOB!

Bob!

Oh, Bob, I knew you wouldn't quit on me.

I'm not quitting, Scotty, I'm going on holiday. I told you that.

Oh, y-you did tell me that. Oh, I'm so happy you're here, Bob.

Meet our new pranksters, Sheridan and Lauren. Girls, this is Bob.

-Hey, Sheridan, hey, Lauren.

-Bob's our art guy.

What's going to happen with this?

We'll fill this up with special fire extinguishing foam,

and at the right time, pull a string through a pulley in the ceiling, and it dumps the foam on Taylor.

Awesome.

You can have the honours. Tell the girls, what time is it?

Prank time.

Nice.

The blueprint for Lauren and Sheridan's prank is,

an interview that will veer right off the rails,

a dodgy, collapsing coffee table,

an over-reactive smoke machine,

and a TV set rigged to shower them in foam.

Good luck with the prank.

Have a great time. I hope it works out really well.

Good luck, Lauren and Shen, have a good prank.

Go, girls. Taylor, you are the man. You are going. Whoo!

Sheridan and Lauren eagerly await the arrival of their target Taylor,

who's been invited to appear on a new TV show.

Little does he know what's really in store.

And this is Eric, Taylor.

Eric is a Prank Patrol actor playing a klutzy magician,

who seems to have lost more than just his fashion sense.

Can anyone else hear squeaking?

Er, on your way in, did you see a rat?

-A rat?!

-It's part of my act.

-He's a magician.

-OK.

Hi, guys, how you going? I'm Sean, the producer.

-Taylor.

-Good to meet you.

I'll take you round to the floor to meet the host.

His name's Shura, OK? Shura Taft.

Time to bring our target out to get the prank underway.

Taylor has no idea why he's here.

-Lauren, hi.

-I'm Sheridan.

-Lovely to meet you.

-G'day, man, I'm Taylor.

-Taylor, thanks for coming on.

Just give us one sec.

Taylor's looking pretty impressed so far.

-I've got no idea what's going on.

-What did they tell you?

I asked Dad so many times, "Where are you taking me?"

Am I singing? What am I doing?

We don't know if we're singing.

As you probably know, we're shooting a test episode for a brand new show.

It's called Prank... I mean, The Taylor Is Our Target Show.

The show is about young performers like yourself.

Actors, singers, magicians.

And it's called, and I came up with this myself, it's pretty good,

it's called Gen Y Not?

Ha ha ha(!) Oh, you're actually serious.

We are essentially live. No second takes.

Unless it's terrible.

-No?

-I suppose.

-We'll be good.

So, Taylor, we're going to...

Boring! Let's go find some snacks.

I think the girls are going to come out first.

Um, and then we'll bring you guys out, we might bring you out second.

Can someone please get that magician a decent wardrobe?

Time to get this show on the road.

Are we all ready? Everyone ready?

-Cue countdown.

-He's just going to talk to you.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome to Gen Y Not?

This is the hottest new show made by Gen Ys for Gen Y.

This show is already trending on the internet.

This show has a diagnosed case of Bieber fever.

And it's all about the young performers.

Ha ha ha(!) That intro was terrible.

Talented sisters Lauren and Sheridan coming in to sing a song.

Taylor Henderson as well. You'll know him.

"Hey, that was me! I'm on TV!"

..the incredible. All that and much, much more

on Gen Y Not?

Welcome to Gen Y Not? I'm Shura Taft. I'll be your host today.

It's going to be a huge show, and I want to start with two sisters

who are supremely talented.

Please welcome them to Gen Y Not? It's Sheridan and Lauren!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

While the girls get introduced,

we're setting things up to get pretty embarrassing for our target Taylor.

Welcome to the show. Lovely to have you on. Please take a seat on the Gen Y Not couch.

-Take a load off. Girls, how you doing?

-Good, thank you.

-Now, you do have a band.

-Yep.

It's called Lash 78. I have to ask, where's the name from?

-Well, I'm LA.

-And I'm SH.

And we started when Sheridan...

Wow. Slow back here or what? Let's liven things up a bit.

What about your friends? Are they into music?

We actually have one here tonight.

You're friends with Taylor Henderson? In fact, he's in our green room right now.

-Taylor Henderson, can you hear us from the green room, friend?

-Yes.

-How are you doing, buddy?

-I'm good, thanks, how are you?

Taylor, I've got two girls here who claim they know you. Is this true?

No. Who are these girls?

-They don't...

-No, I'm just kidding. Yeah, I know them.

-Cheeky!

You guys know each other. Let's get Taylor out, and we can talk.

Taylor Henderson, come out here on Gen Y Not? Come on!

Let's welcome our second special guest.

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Taylor Henderson, welcome!

Let the real fun and games begin.

-Thank you very much.

-Take a seat on our Gen Y Not couch.

-In between them?

-A thorn between two roses.

-Welcome to the show, Taylor, it is lovely to have you on.

-Thanks.

First question for you. Who do you like better?

-Out of these two?

-Correct.

-Me.

What a funny guy! Let's see who's laughing in a few minutes.

You started playing guitar when you were three?

-No.

-Wrong!

-How old were you?

I was about 15.

Looks like he didn't like that question.

-15?

-Yeah.

-The internet's way off.

-The internet wrong? Never!

-But you sing with your dad. Is that right?

-That's right.

-The big man.

-And you've duetted together?

-Yeah, sure did.

-Your musical heros. Jack Johnson?

-Yep.

-B1, James Blunt?

-Yep.

-Er, Marilyn Manson?

-No, not quite.

-No?

-No.

-Wrong! Didn't like that question either.

I've got this stuff off the internet, but...

-You're toying with him, girls.

-You are on Gen Y Not?

We are going to showcase some amazing talent.

Looks like Taylor isn't too impressed so far.

It's time for him to get even more unimpressed.

Grumpy face.

Did someone just get some bad questions?

-Who made this again?

-Prank Patrol. I mean, someone else.

Well, I came up with the idea. Basically, we used to have a lot of talent shows...

Wait, Taylor, don't put them on that collapsing.... table. Hmm.

That was awkward. Let's keep it rolling with the old product endorsement prank.

This is going to burn, baby.

So, basically, Ab Smacker 8000 is our sponsor.

We have to promote this product. Taylor, I might get you to help me.

I wasn't expecting you to pick me.

Come on. Don't be modest.

And three, two, one.

Action.

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Welcome back to Gen Y Not? I'm Shura Taft.

I'm joined by some very talented young Australians,

Lauren, Taylor and Sheridan,

still with us on the show brought to you by the Ab Smacker 8000, and here it is.

I do love my fitness. I stay pretty fit, as you can probably see?

-Guys?

-Yeah.

Rather than see me do it, we might get a special guest on the couch to show it to you at home.

Taylor Henderson, come over here and show Australia how good the Ab Smacker 8000 is, my friend.

-Come on, smack your abs.

-All right.

Ab Smacker? How hard can it be, really?

-Your feet here.

-Yep. Is this going to break on me?

-No, no, no, no, no, no.

-OK. I'm trying to remember how you showed me.

There you go. Feet in there. All right.

Hands. I think you grab those.

-Grab onto these bad boys.

-Yes! No! Let me check the instructions!

-Lean back.

-That doesn't look right.

What am I meant to do here?

-Cross your arms.

-Cross my what?

-How am I meant to cross my arms?

-Now work it.

Smack your abs. He's made it look good. Taylor Henderson.

-Here we go.

-No, don't pull that.

-Oh, I'm sorry, I can't get this working.

-Maybe you should...

-Do you feel...

Who would have thought a music career would lead to this?

Let's hear it for Taylor Henderson showing off the Ab Smacker 8000. You've worked up a sweat as well.

Taylor is definitely finding the attention a bit uncomfortable.

We're going to check in with Eric the incredible magician.

Eric, are you in the green room?

-Er, yeah, hey, Shura.

-What's going on?

Er, nothing. I just misplaced something.

We are doing a TV show in here.

Sorry. Sorry. I didn't know. Sorry. Hi.

Is that a joke or is he actually looking for a rat? Is it a toy rat?

OK, awkward. But I bet Eric knows how to use an Ab Smacker.

-You shot a film clip. Is that correct?

-Yeah, yeah.

Let's have a look at the film clip for Lauren and Sheridan, Crumble.

# I hung a picture upon my wall

# Memories faded but the... #

-That's great.

-# The picture says it all

-# Then I close my eyes #

-What do you reckon? You like it?

-Yeah, fantastic.

-Ooh, looks like someone's a little bit jealous.

OK, whatever. Here's some weird, technological prank interference.

What?

STATIC CRACKLING

-Hello?

-There's a problem with the clip.

-Oh, sorry.

-Yeah, that was our stupid director.

-We had the most dodgy director. It was so...

-low budget.

I haven't made a video clip, so I think it's pretty damn good.

-I liked the close-up at the end.

-That's nice of you to say.

-That wasn't bad.

Because right here on Gen Y Not? we are all about live music.

I thought perhaps we could get you guys up to sing your song

in the Ab Smacker Arena.

Head over there, girls. Let's hear it for Lauren and Sheridan.

For our prank finale, we're going to need Taylor on stage between our perfect pitch pranksters.

-Taylor, you excited about this?

-I am. This is my favourite song.

Who wants to Taylor Henderson to sing backup for his friends?

Oh, let's do it. Come on.

Nothing like a live performance to go wrong in a prank. Classic.

Let's please give a big, Gen Y Not? welcome

to sisters Lauren and Sheridan, and Taylor Henderson, with Crumble!

# I hung a picture upon my wall

# Memories faded #

These guys are smoking!

# The picture says it all

# Then I close my eyes

# And I escape inside my tree

Um, did I say "smoking"?

# But all I wanna see is you

OK, that seems strange.

COUGHING

Take it away, girls.

# Is you

Hey, where did they go?

# Cos like an open book, you turn me every page...#

Cut, cut. There's too much smoke. What's going on with this?

Sean, if there's any more smoke, it's just going to set off the foam extinguisher.

Did she say "foam extinguisher"? Uh-oh.

AARGH!

AAAAARGH!

No! This is the stupidest thing I've ever done.

Hey, it's the rat. Finally! What happened here?

-What's going on? Who are you?

-He's the rat.

Girls, what's going on here?

BOTH: Taylor, you've just been pranked by the Prank patrol!

AAARGH!

I can't believe you did this to me.

-You deserve it.

-Lauren, Sheridan, how was it?

Oh, it was good. It was good.

You know what's even better?

That was.

Yeah, this is pretty embarrassing.

Well done, though, you're a great sport. Great stuff.

I had no idea this was going to happen to me.

I didn't know they'd set this up. But it was good fun.

I had no idea what was going on.

Out of the whole prank, that exercise thing was the most awkward.

"Why would they want a singer to do..." Oh!

In future, I hope to get them back.

I'll probably get them when they least expect it.

So watch out. Oi!

That's none of your business.

Well, it is because...

OK, guys, so I want this in black and white and super slow mo.

Kind of like the movies, wide screen.

AAARGH!

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