Delivery Disaster Prank Patrol

Today, Louis Beech joins the Prank Patrol. His mission,

to make his buddy Callum believe he's in charge of a warehouse

that's packed with explosive surprises.

# Here they come, they're on a roll Where they'll strike nobody knows

# Guess they'll have a point to prove

# They'll make a plan and see it through

# They'll sign you up to join their crew

# Barney and the Ninjas too

# Here we go, come and join the Prank Patrol! #

OK. Our fortune cookie says,

"You will find the perfect prankster and he will be good."

That's a fortune, isn't it? Hang on, is that him?

It is. That's him. It was right.

Perfect!

Ninjas, that's him. Quick!

-Are you Louis?

-Yeah!

-Did you apply to Prank Patrol?

-Yeah.

-Congratulations, mate. You're a member of the team.

-Sweet!

Fits perfectly. You'll also need this. It's your pass to prank!

-Hold it.

-Sweet.

-Mum, I need to borrow him for a while.

-No problem.

-Louis, follow me. See you later!

-Bye!

Meet our newest prankster, nine-year-old Louis Beech.

This intrepid explorer is bonkers about bugs

and anything with more legs than him!

When he's not wrestling his dog, he chills with his tortoises

who are always happy to say, "Shello!"

-Welcome to the Prank Van.

-Cool!

Coolest wheels on the road. Let's talk business. Who are we pranking?

-My best mate, Callum.

-It's always the best mates.

Why does Callum need pranking?

He's the oldest of three and I'm the youngest of three.

So he's grown up pranking people and I've grown up being pranked.

-I think we should swap.

-A swapsie.

The switcheroo, as it's known on Prank Patrol.

Let's check out Ninja surveillance and... Oh, my...!

Spider. Very funny, Ninjas. Thanks very much!

Let's check out the Ninja surveillance. See what we have.

The boys have been friends for three years. They're always pranking.

This pair of snow bro's love playing outside,

whether it's snow football, snow cricket or snow basketball.

It's time for Prank Patrol to crank the heat up on this cool customer.

Right, Louis, he's what's known as "ripe for the pranking".

So what I say is we pluck him from the tree

and squish him under our pranking feet!

-OK?

-Yeah.

-Let's talk ideas.

Well, I lived in China for three years

-so we could do a Chinese-themed prank.

-I like it. Like this?

No, that's a Chinese theme tune.

I'm talking more about Chinese artefacts and stuff.

Artefacts. Like something that's precious. How about Ming vases?

They're beautiful and very famous in China.

During the Ming dynasty, Ming vases were made. That's your history.

Thing is, they're priceless.

If they were to smash, and Callum was to blame,

that would be a cool prank, but we need to have something more.

-To give it a bang!

-We could use firecrackers.

Yes, China's famous for its fireworks.

How can we get fireworks and Ming vases in the same room with Callum?

-Mum works at the airport for the Border Force.

-What, Power Rangers?

-No!

-What, then?

-They look at goods coming and going in the airport.

-Does Callum know that?

-Yes.

-We'll get you and Callum in a warehouse

-where they're taking deliveries.

-He can sign for it.

Oh, mate, if he signs for it, he's responsible!

I happen to know quite a few jokes

and I do have a delivery joke, as it happens.

What did the envelope say to the stamp?

-What did he say?

-He said, "Stick with me and you'll go places!"

Cos it's an envelop and they go places.

-That's terrible, Barney.

-It's not funny.

BOOING AND HISSING

Should we, um...

-Ninjas, take us to Prank HQ.

-Yeah, what he said.

The blueprint for Louis' delivery prank is...

One bogus customs warehouse. Some bumbling delivery drivers.

A crate of priceless Ming vases. A bonkers Border Force official.

And an explosive consignment of Far Eastern fireworks

to make this prank go off with a bang.

Here we are, Louis. This is where your pranking dreams become reality.

-Prank HQ. It's awesome.

-Really cool.

An old Chinese proverb says,

"The longest journey starts with the first step."

-GONG!

-It was good that, wasn't it?

-Very impressive.

-It gonged on my foot. Where shall we start?

-Probably the Ming vases.

-I like your style. Follow me.

GONG!

Ninjas, that joke has been and gong!

"It's been and gong!" I've got a million of 'em!

Louis meet Nat. Nat meet Louis.

-Hello!

-Hi, Louis.

Nat does our design stuff at Prank Patrol.

She'll make what you need for the prank.

Can I have some Ming vases for me and my mate Callum to smash?

We can't smash real Ming vases.

-They're very expensive.

-Yes, so we've got these cheap vases here.

I'm painting them in the design of a genuine Ming vase,

-like that one there.

-That's an actual Ming vase?

-It's genuine.

-So if we copy the design of that onto this,

if we carefully bring that over...

-Yeah.

-Louis, grab the vase for us. Bring it over.

Louis, what have you done? That's a priceless Ming vase!

Why are you smiling? You know it's a prank, yeah?

We set it up so you know what it'll be like for Callum.

-Think he'll be shocked?

-Yeah.

-Your face was a picture!

We know what we're doing. The design is on there. Let's get painting.

I'm so excited about doing this prank on Callum.

-Is this helping the prank?

-Yes.

-It is?

I'd like him to react by jumping back and his face going pale white!

But I think he might react just laughing his head off.

-Hey, Sahid.

-Hey, Barney.

-This is Louis. Louis, Sahid.

Louis our top prankster. You're a top designer.

I think it'll work just right.

-Look at that.

-It's a snake.

You're probably wondering why there's a snake there.

I thought we should crank the prank.

You and Callum will be delivered a box full of snakes.

-Real?

-No - ooh, maybe they are!

No, course not. I'm just kidding.

That is not a real snake.

Open that door at the side and you'll see why.

-Hello, Ninja!

-It's one of our Ninjas. But Callum won't know that.

He'll think it's a box full of live snakes.

Just to crank it a bit further,

we're gonna tell him one of the snakes has escaped.

-What'll he do?

-He'll freak out!

We like that sort of behaviour. Thanks, Sahid.

A few more stickers. What's that one?

-This box will contain fireworks.

-Has it got fireworks in it now?

-Not yet.

-We need the finishing touches.

-What do you need?

-This stencil

-translates as "fireworks" in Chinese.

-It says fireworks?

-Yes.

-Can Callum read Chinese?

-No.

-Wicked.

-I need you to put these on and spray the stencil.

-OK.

-For you.

Let's have a look, shall we?

Oh, yes! We've got our nice Chinese symbols painted on there.

-And that says?

-Fireworks.

-Sahid, happy with that?

-Perfect.

I'll spray more and get some boxes together and we're ready.

-Excellent. Louis?

-Can't wait to see Callum's face!

-It'll be his fault!

That's where this comes in. Want to know what this does?

-Yeah.

-Follow me.

Now, this prank, mate, is gonna be explosive, quite literally.

This is the Prank Patrol testing bay. This is Wayne.

Hi, Louis.

Wayne is our special effects expert.

Don't try this at home, because Wayne knows what he's doing!

Tell Wayne what you'd like him to do for the prank.

We can have some boxes of fireworks in the warehouse to scare Callum.

-Going off?

-Yeah.

-That'll be good.

I've got some fireworks laid out for you.

We'll have a look at them one by one. What I need you to do

is push the button on our very special box.

That's a gadget and a half! This is the actual box to set them off,

but Callum will be given this.

It's a wireless remote trigger.

He'll think he's set off the fireworks, but Wayne is in charge.

-So this is the box we'll use to test these?

-Yeah.

I need you to push this button. When you're ready, push number one.

Three,

two, one!

I like that one. It's kind of understated.

-It's got a nice display.

-It's great, but it needs a bit more.

-What do you think, Wayne?

-The next one might be up your street!

Three, two, one!

That's more like it. That's an explosion!

-It's good, but just a little bit more!

-He always wants more!

-It's the crackers he's after!

-Yeah.

-This is the one you'll like.

-Ready when you are.

-Three,

two, one!

BANGING AND CRACKLING

-How awesome were they?

-They were awesome.

-Is that gonna be enough?

-Can we mix 'em together?

-Thinking like a prankster! Is that possible?

We could do all three. I'll put more crackers in so there's more going off.

All we need now is our Border Force officials. The Ninjas have somebody.

While we do that, here's a prank you can do at home.

Want to freak out friends with pre-cut bananas?

Here's how you do it. Take a normal banana and a needle and thread.

Carefully, under supervision, push the needle through one side of it,

keeping close to the skin.

Reinsert in the hole you've just made

and continue until the needle ends up where you started.

Carefully pull the thread out, slicing the banana inside,

without removing the peel. Amaze your friends

with your new scientific discovery, pre-cut bananas!

An important part of the prank is the costume.

-It has to look...

-Whoa, whoa. Sorry. Back you go.

You can't come through. Official personnel only.

We are official personnel.

ID? Any ID?

-No...

-No. Then you can't come past.

-Louis, tell him.

-We're doing Prank Patrol.

-I'm not falling for that.

-We're proud to be pranksters. Listen. Ninjas!

-What?

Tell him who we are.

Thanks (!) Enjoy your food.

-No ID. Off you go. Sorry about that.

-Right, stop it right now.

He's an actor, obviously. So, OK, you can relax.

It's what will happen to Callum. Good to see you.

-Did I have you going?

-Yes.

-Amazing, it really was. That's our official.

He'll tell Callum off when he's broken everything.

What do you want him to do?

I want you to get mad at Callum when you see he's broken all the stuff.

I'll look at both of you, but him more, to make him feel guilty.

-Yeah.

-Lovely, Andy. See you in a bit.

OK.

So all we need to do now, which is very important - you tell them.

Ninjas, load the van.

-Here we are, Louis. Prank location. What do you think?

-Cool.

It looks bland outside, but the prank isn't out here.

It's in there. Want to see it?

-Yeah.

-Come on, then.

So you, your mum and Callum will be brought into here, OK?

We'll then have a fake emergency to call your mum away,

leaving you and Callum in charge of the warehouse.

-Is that when the stuff gets delivered?

-Yes. Boxes like this.

They'll have Ming vases, as we saw at Prank HQ,

and they'll have fireworks and snakes.

Do you think this is a bit mean?

No, I don't. Ninjas, what do you think?

-Did you invite the gorilla?

-No.

-You're here for the wrong prank!

-Tell the Ninjas what to do. They listen to you.

-Ninjas, get to it!

So, we're about to make a call to Callum to get him involved here.

-What are you gonna say?

-"Do you want to come and bowl tomorrow?"

Then on the way to the bowling game,

you'll get a call from the people your mum works with

and they'll say, "Come to the warehouse, we've got stuff through."

-Then things start to go wrong for Callum!

-Yeah.

-Ready for this?

-Yeah.

-OK. His number's ready.

-'Hello?'

-Hi, Cal. Do you want to come bowling with me tomorrow?

-'Yes, please.'

-So you're all right to come?

-'Yeah!'

OK, so... Bye!

Bye. Oh, what time?

Oh, um...

My mum will tell your mum the precise time, OK?

-'OK.'

-Bye.

-'See ya.'

-Bye!

Mate, well done.

It's hard to be put on the spot when you've got to tell him something.

-He sounds chirpy!

-Yeah.

-Callum sounds quite cool.

He's got no problem about being there for a game of bowling.

-But we know that won't happen. Happy?

-Yeah.

One of those. Follow me.

Our prankster, Louis, wants to prank his best mate, Callum,

with a delivery-based disaster. Will Louis deliver,

or will Callum send the Prank Patrol packing? You're about to find out!

Louis, not to make you too nervous, but Callum's on his way!

Don't be nervous! Everybody be calm. Animal Arrivals Area.

An important part of the prank happens here.

This is where the snake box will go.

It's full of live snakes - or so Callum thinks. But it won't be.

-It'll be a Ninja with a rubber snake.

-And if you open that door,

there he is, our Ninja in waiting. Thumbs up.

We're all set. Here we've got Rob, our delivery guy.

-Rob, Louis, Louis, Rob.

-How are you?

What's Rob gonna do?

-Smash into the Ming vases.

-Can't wait for that!

-It'll be ace.

-Any way you want me to do that?

-Fast and random.

-My middle names!

Get into position. Thanks very much. Meet Andy.

-Hi. All ready?

-We are ready. How about you?

-Got a few props ready to go.

-What did we tell Andy to do before?

He has to be angry and moody.

-Don't take no messing.

-No.

-In position, he's on his way.

Thanks very much. Everything's set, everyone's ready.

What else? Cameras, of course, to capture Callum's face.

Loads of them all to get his reaction when it goes off.

-What part's gonna go wrong?

-Probably the firecrackers.

If they don't go off, we've got no finale. Fingers crossed, it will do.

-What else do we need to do?

-Ninjas, hide the van.

-Quick!

It's Prank Time!

There's Callum being led into the warehouse by Louis' mum, Lindy.

Callum thought he was going bowling but Lindy got called in to work.

While she sorts it out, the boys have to look after the deliveries.

There's our actor, Emma, who's giving the boys their vests

with microphones, so we can hear what they say.

We'll be, hopefully, only 20 minutes.

There may be some deliveries. Just sign for them

and hold the fort. We'll be as quick as we can.

You know the rules. Do not leave this area, boys, OK?

Nice look with the hoods, boys! Emma and Lindy are leaving.

It's time for the first delivery. Let the pranking commence!

"CDE." What does CDE stand for?

Cool!

How ya doing? Good?

It's a CDE delivery for some Chinese Ming vases.

-Sign this before I drop them off.

-You sign it, Cal.

Just there. Great.

Callum signs, but once he does, the vases are his responsibility.

Cheers. Can you do us a favour and help get them out of the van?

So the boys give our driver a hand unloading the priceless Ming vases.

They've found a safe place to put them on the floor.

What could possibly go wrong?

-Have a good one! See you laters!

-Bye!

The first delivery goes smoothly. Crank the prank with number two.

-You're signing the next one!

-I'm not signing!

-I'll sign it.

Here's our prank deliverer, Bob.

I'm signing this.

-Watch out!

-What are you doing?

What are you doing?

-Didn't see that coming!

-Uh-oh!

They're priceless Ming vases!

-Have I just hit those?

-Yes!

You two look like Munchkins! Do you work here?

-No.

-No, we just came.

-Just visiting.

-Take your hoods off!

-Why did you crash into the vases?

Right, I'll back up. Don't touch anything. Hang on behind there.

They're priceless!

-I'll back up. Anything behind me?

-Nothing behind you, mate.

-Oh, no!

-No!

-You've done it again, mate!

-She's not good!

-What are they, anyway?

-Priceless Ming vases!

-I didn't hit...

-RATTLE OF BROKEN CHINA

-Yes, you did!

-Hang onto that for us, kid.

Don't drop it!

-They're not vases, these!

-They are!

-They're cheap plates or something.

-They're not gonna leave £1,000...

-Oh, great! Fantastic!

Oh, you're joking! They are, as well!

That's it. Show Callum, so he knows what trouble he's in.

I'm not being funny, lads, but what are they doing there?

What about my van? Oh, that's it. I'm fired.

Why did you put... Did you put them there?

We did it together.

-Who signed for 'em?

-He did.

It's not funny, lads. If you signed for 'em, it's your fault!

-Anyway, I've got... Help me with mine.

-What have you got to deliver?

-Well, a very special cargo!

-Don't leave these in the road, lads!

-What are these?

-I've no idea,

but don't drop 'em. Hang on to that and wait for me.

Are you putting these here?

Down there for me, on the floor. Careful, I don't know what's in 'em.

Recognise the symbols yet? Yep, it's the fireworks.

But Callum won't know that, cos it's in Chinese.

He's not gonna be silly enough to sign for these as well?

I need you to sign for this.

He's signing it! He does not know what he's letting himself in for!

I've got another delivery in a minute.

I'll make a note of that for my super.

I'm not happy. You don't seem concerned I've dented me van.

Don't worry about me van (!)

I'll get it valeted.

-Am I clear of these boxes?

-OK.

-Yeah?

OK. You missed them.

CHINA SMASHES Oh, great (!)

-Was that more boxes?

-Yes!

I cannot believe this is happening!

I can, because we planned it!

How's Callum feeling? His day is going wrong.

Lindy's gonna go mad.

She sure is. Don't mess up the next delivery.

-It's so important, Bob's coming to help.

-What have we got here?

You are joking?

-I'm not.

-What is that?

-It's a snake.

-For the animal section.

A snake? Surely Callum won't sign for it after all that's gone wrong?

Oh, dear! He is. Is there anything he won't do?

You'll need some protective gear, guys.

It's in his case, but if he starts spitting. Put that on, mate.

-How big is it, this one?

-Massive.

-Have you seen a bok-bok snake before?

-No.

-They're Chinese.

-I lived there for three years.

-You'll know what bok-bok means?

-Isn't it poisonous?

-Deadly poison.

It doesn't really mean that. Bok-bok isn't even a real snake.

-But Callum doesn't know that!

-I used to play with snakes all the time.

Easy.

-Have I got any on my face?

-No.

-Are you sure?

-No.

Lucky the boys have goggles on to protect them from snake spit!

That's the snake unloaded. Now it's time for the expensive display case.

Be careful!

Oh, no! You didn't!

That wasn't me!

-Have they signed for it?

-They have signed for it.

-It's their problem.

Of course - it's yours, now that you've signed for it.

-All good condition.

-I wouldn't say that, but Callum did sign for it.

Where do you want the frame, lads?

Good job they signed for it.

With another delivery ruined, Bob's decided to call the warehouse boss.

That's me!

I'm so getting a telling off here!

This is Bob. Control, anyone there, please?

Bob, this is Bear. How's it going? What's the problem, mate?

I'll put the man who's been signing for things on.

First man came in with a delivery.

'He had some vases.'

-He told us to put them down...

-In the middle of the parking area.

..in the parking area.

You mean the Ming vases have been delivered

-into a place where they can be driven over by a car?

-They were.

You realise you're responsible, son? You signed for them.

Not good. I'm sending someone down. I'm not happy.

Oh, no. He's not happy.

OK.

-Just keep an eye on the snake for us.

-OK.

Oh, why? Why of all today?

Callum thinks the big boss blames him and the official is coming.

Does priceless mean so, so much money?

It means there's no price can be put on it, it's so expensive.

It's time to crank the prank. Cue the snake. Well, the Ninja!

Don't worry.

Bob?

Take cover!

No, don't! Don't, I swear you, don't!

It's safe to say Callum believes there's a real snake in there.

Send Bob back in!

-It's moving!

-It's gone mad!

-Have you put your fingers in the box?

-I'm just standing here!

Callum's freaking out about the snake.

Let's crank the prank and send in our customs official.

Here we go!

What's happened here?

What's happened here? Does someone want to explain?

-These two did it.

-He's the one who drove in to them!

Let's start again, shall we? Who signed for that package?

-Him!

-Who signed for it?

-Me.

-You signed for it?

Aren't you a bit young to work here?

We don't work here. It's a visitor pass.

-Do you know how valuable that piece is?

-Pieces. There are lots smashed.

-What else has been signed for?

-This.

-A snake?!

There was a snake, but our official is about to discover a problem.

Can someone tell me why the panel is hanging off?

It's in there. We've seen it.

This hole is big enough for a python to get out!

This is not happening A venomous snake! I'm shutting it down.

I'm shutting it all down.

Evacuate. I can't deal with this. What else has been signed for?

-Tell me nothing else!

-My boxes there. And that's it.

Lads, come with me. Be careful there, boys. Right.

I'll have to phone and sort this out.

Beware there's a snake round here somewhere.

And it's not an earthworm, OK?

See this box? See this writing?

Match up and let's see what we're dealing with here.

-Let's hope it's not livestock!

-That looks like that.

I think it's that one. It looks like that.

Fireworks.

-Fireworks.

-Fireworks?!

-This gets better (!)

-I just bring them.

I don't believe this. Fireworks!

And the detonator as well. A snake running about,

live fireworks in a package you've signed for!

Hold that. Evacuation. I'm shutting it down.

Let's evacuate. Anyone else in the building?

Andy's evacuated the warehouse because of dangerous fireworks.

But Callum's holding the detonator, so nothing can go wrong!

Right, Ninjas?

I didn't! I did not fire it!

Look at his face! Put him out of his misery. Cue the fire alarm!

What's going on here? What's happened?

Anyone lost a snake?

Louis, can you explain? Tell Callum what's been going on!

You've been pranked by the Prank Patrol!

What do you call it?

-It's not a real one, it's a rubber one. Say hello!

-Hello!

-Callum, did we get you?

-Yeah!

We've spent days. That prankster next to you has planned all of this.

You've been on Prank Patrol and you've been a star!

Round of applause for Callum, everyone! Well done, mate!

The best bit of the prank was when the fireworks went off.

Callum half-fainted!

I couldn't believe it. I thought I set the fireworks off.

When the snake box turned up, Callum went and hid!

He was terrified. His face went pale white.

What would it be like if you saw a bok-bok snake in the box?

Callum's face when we smashed those vases! He looked really shocked!

I thought I'd have to pay for them!

I don't think I'll be a professional prankster,

but saying that, Barney better watch out!

We love it when a prank comes together, don't we?

-Yeah!

-You know, we never did find that snake.

Aghh! See you next time!

Aghh!

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