Bollywood Bedlam Prank Patrol

Today Eliza Boardman joins the Prank Patrol.

Her mission? To prank her best friend

into believing she's in a Bollywood music video.

This is Prank Patrol, where we help people like you

pull off the prank of their lives. And action!

# Here they come they're on our road

# Where they'll strike nobody knows If you've a point to prove

# They'll make a plan and see it through.

# They'll sign you up to join their crew. Barney and the ninjas, too.

# Here we go, come on join the Prank Patrol. #

Oooh!

Ahhh!

I taught him everything he knows.

That was wicked, nice work.

Oh, hang on a second!

Who's that? I thought it was.

That's our prankster! Ninja, go get her.

Hey!

Let's go get our prankster.

-Eliza?

-Yeah.

-You need Prank Patrol's help?

-Yeah.

You're the latest member of the team.

-Awesome.

-Look at that, lovely.

You're also going to need this.

That is your pass to prank.

-Cool.

-Mum, I need to borrow her, is that OK?

-Fine.

-Lovely, follow me. See you later.

-OK, bye!

Meet our newest prankster, nine-year-old Eliza.

This pink loving lady is a shopaholic

Her shoe collection is bigger than her mum's.

Eliza loves singing and dancing.

Can this performer pull off a perfect prank?

-Welcome to the Prank Van, what do you think?

-Awesome.

-Who are we pranking?

-My best mate, Joli.

It's always the best mate! Why Joli?

She's a bit of a diva. And she likes to take over

-our singing and dancing.

-Does she do that?

Let's find out about this Joli.

Ninja surveillance will tell us all we need to know. Take a look.

Eliza and Joli have been best mates forever.

They are karaoke queens who love all things girly.

Eliza calls her Jolly because she's so happy.

Will Joli still be made-up after a dressing down from us?

She is what's known as, ripe for the pranking.

-Definitely.

-Let's talk ideas.

We like singing and dancing - a prank about that?

I have a bit of background in music.

It's true. I recorded some albums actually.

I happen to have them, you know, just carried around.

-Barney's Yuletide Swing.

-Not Christmas.

-Not Christmas?

-No.

-This, right, country and western.

-No.

-OK. This one, Barney's Bhangra Bonanza? Look at that!

-Great!

-You like Bollywood?

-Yeah, we did it in school.

-With Joli?

-Yeah.

-Let's do a Bollywood music video.

-Let's have a stroppy superstar?

-Stroppy superstar!

-Yeah.

-How will Joli annoy our superstar?

Joli could be doing her hair or something, and it all goes wrong.

-Brilliant. OK, so she's going to do that. We need costumes.

-Yeah.

You dress in a really nice costume...

-And Joli in a silly outfit.

-Why don't we crank it up a bit further?

-The set falls down at the end?

-Yeah!

-Happy with that?

-Yeah.

-One of those. I've got a cool joke for you.

-Oh, great.

-What is a rabbit's favourite music?

-I don't know.

Hip hop.

-No, it is though, isn't it?

-No.

-All right, let's do the...

-Ninjas, take us to Prank HQ.

The blueprint for Eliza's Bollywood prank is,

one fake Bollywood music video with one stroppy superstar.

Add in some crazy costumes and a collapsing set

and you've got all the ingredients for a prank

worthy of the Bollywood big screen.

Cheers, ninjas. So, here we are, Eliza.

-Welcome to Prank HQ.

-I love it.

I love it, too. This is where you're pranking dreams

become pranking reality.

There's quite a lot to do so I've called the ninjas already.

-Where would you like to start?

-Let's start with the Bollywood superstar.

The Bollywood superstar, a very good...

Can you hear music?

BOLLYWOOD STYLE MUSIC

Ooh!

Uh-oh...

Now that is what you call a performance.

Eliza, meet your Bollywood superstar.

-Hi.

-No, not you two.

You two, get lost, you were no good.

Yeah, get out, and think about what you've just done.

-Shazira, Eliza.

-Hiya.

-Hiya.

You are our Bollywood superstar with those wonderful moves.

We need you to be showbiz. You look quite dainty, butter wouldn't melt,

but you need to be a diva. Show us what you can do.

Show you what I can do? Show you what I can do?!

Darling, I've been in this business for years.

She could do it, what do you reckon?

-It scared me.

-How about the diva thing?

"No, you didn't!" Can you do that?

She you can, as well!

We need dance moves, proper ones, not just those,

so Joli can get involved.

Follow me, I'll make you Bollywood stars.

Shazira, I'm very impressed.

Not only are you teaching us Bollywood dance moves,

you've bought a Taj Mahal set!

-Look at that. Ace!

-It's not real.

I've got the ninjas to put a green backdrop on

so that we have a variety of Bollywood backgrounds.

Of course, that's TV, that's what you do. I was just pointing it out,

-so that Eliza knew what was going on.

-Yeah, right.

Let's get some dance moves nailed. What shall we do?

Yeah, we'll start off from here.

One and two and three.

I love Bollywood dancing. My favourite move is the chicken.

How is this a chicken? Pretty weird chicken.

The worst at the chicken move was Barney.

He kept doing it like a proper chicken.

Joli will laugh through the prank because I don't think she'll know

it's a prank and she'll be really good at the dance moves.

-I'm worn out.

-Yeah, enough of that.

-Stop the music. I think we've got our dance moves. Happy?

-Yeah.

Thank you. Lovely to meet you.

High five. See you on prank day.

See you later, thanks a lot. Bye.

Barney, costumes?

Don't worry. Me and the ninjas have been speaking. Wait there.

What do you think? I've got the authentic dress on.

Got the girly look for you, too.

Bright colours, sequins, sparkly stuff, a bright yellow one the same.

Awesome. I thought we were wearing silly outfits?

We are going to wear silly outfits. Well, Joli is,

that's the whole point. Ninjas!

We're going to pretend Shazira's a nut ball

and likes animals in her videos, as they bring good luck.

We have a bald eagle, of course,

and we have a monkey, sort of, beary thing going on.

There you have it.

What'll Joli do when she dresses up like this?

She'll freak! She loves fashion.

Good, that's the idea. Thanks, ninjas. Off you go. Lovely work.

With all this dancing and getting changed,

I'm a bit hot under the collar, really.

In fact, can I get some water, please?

Hee-ha!

Ninjas!

How awfully rude.

-We'll get the ninjas to play some Bollywood stylee tunes.

-Yeah.

-We listen and then pick our favourite.

-Yeah.

-OK?

Take it away, ninjas.

Track one.

OUT OF TUNE MUSIC

Out of ten, I'd give it a minus six.

The performance was lousy and the track was even worse.

You've been told. Next, please.

TUNEFUL MUSIC

-Straight away that's better, isn't it?

-Yeah.

The performance was still really lousy, but the track was awesome.

Ninjas, we're happy, thanks.

We've got our tune, which means we've got our music.

-Now we need lyrics.

-Yeah.

So, a good place to start would be the name of it.

-What's it called?

-Bollywood Superstar.

-Perhaps shorter, Bollywood Star?

-Yeah.

-Bollywood Star?

-Yeah.

OK. We should have that in the chorus, shouldn't we?

How about we're all going to space, Bollywood stars?

-I'm going to be a Bollywood star?

-Yeah.

-Something that rhymes with star? Car.

-Jupiter.

-Jupi-tar.

-Jupi-tar.

-Jupi-tar.

-How do get Bollywood star and Jupi-tar?

-Stars are bright.

-Shining bright.

-Like Jupi-tar.

She's good. "I want to be a Bollywood star,

"Shining bright like Jupi-tar". Love that line. Lovely, chorus done.

Now let's get it recorded.

Eddie is our top record producer.

-Say what you need.

-We need to record lyrics.

-The ninjas are just finishing off.

-The ninjas have been in there?

MUSIC PLAYS

Oi! That's enough of your rock 'n' roll antics, thank you very much.

Out you get, it's Eliza's go. Thanks very much. Ready to do this?

-Yeah.

-After you.

Ready, Eddie?

# I want to be a Bollywood star Shining bright like Jupi-tar

-# Riding in a big flash car... #

-Great voice.

# The world will know who we are

# Shazira's back with a slamming track... #

Not sure about Barney.

# It don't matter where you've been or where you're at

# She's coming at you faster than a shark attack! #

-Great. It's in the can.

-Excellent.

-I'm happy, how about you?

-Yeah.

It's cool we're singing on the track and Joli won't know.

That's the thing, we're singing and she'll have no idea.

I'm well happy with that. Lots more to do for the prank.

While we do that, here's one you can do.

So, want to freak out your friend?

All you need for today's prank is a big mirror

and a bar of soap. Take your soap

and draw a spider webby broken glass design all over the mirror.

Next, make a smashing sound by throwing some metal spoons

into a cardboard box.

SMASH!

This is a great prank for your target to reflect on,

and it's also quick to clean up. Result!

-Eliza, you may be wondering why we have some ingredients here?

-Yes.

We'll make a smelly breath mixture for one of our actors

who then breathes on Joli and says things like, heeeello.

Oh, stinky!

-I haven't drunk it yet.

-I know.

Cheeky. What have we got? Onions, bananas,

onion rings, garlic, smelly blue cheese, tomato salsa

and these are spring onions, ultra smelly,

but not very springy.

Let's start off with tomato juice.

-Pour some in there?

-OK.

-Please don't try this at home,

we are trained professionals at making smelly mixtures.

Lovely. Whack it all in. Let's get some onions in there as well.

What else? Banana. Do you want some banana in?

-Yeah.

-Have it. Smelly cheese?

Have it. Garlic? Plenty of that.

-Onion rings, good.

-Some of that.

Some salsa as well.

Where's the roof? Oh, here it is.

Right, I'm a supervising adult and I'm very responsible.

-Press the button.

-OK.

-There we go.

Oh, this absolutely...

stinks.

-How are we doing?

-Oh, that smells!

Oh, if only you had smelly-vision at home!

Right, let's give this a go.

Would you like some? There you go.

-Have some of that.

-No.

-OK, I'll just pour a bit in there, as well.

Nice. OK. I've got to say, I do feel sorry for the actor drinking that.

How about you drink some? To see if it tastes nice.

OK. Cheers.

It's nice, so ho-o-ow does that smell?

-Oh!

-That's awful. That's going to work a treat.

-Mixture is made, what's missing?

-Beauty products that go wrong.

The beauty products that go wrong. Yes, in this case, hair mousse.

A very special brand designed by our ninjas.

Right, they'll give it to Joli.

When she sprays this it's going to go very wrong.

In fact, let me show you. Ninja!

Here's one I made earlier,

a ridiculous hairstyle that no star would be seen with.

But for demonstration purposes it works quite well.

There's your hair mousse, you're Joli for this, OK?

Oh, there we go!

Quick, get the hair back on.

It's got to go on the hair.

It's all going terribly wrong.

That's what'll happen to our star. Ninjas, you're a great sport.

-Well, you enjoyed yourself, didn't you?

-Yeah!

-Very nice.

That'll be a huge mess that Joli will make.

Our diva's going to strop right at her. Only one more thing to do.

-Ninjas, load the van!

-Yeah, quick.

Whoa! I've never been in a TV studio before.

There's a first time for everything. Because this is a real TV studio

where real people work, it has all the right areas.

There's where the director sits, directing the action, here.

This is where our Bollywood set's going to be.

Is that where it will fall down?

Yes. Joli will be having quite a tough time

ruining the hairdo of the Bollywood superstar,

and the monkey suit.

-Awesome.

-We need to start getting things in here.

-Do you want to tell them?

-Ninjas, get to it!

Yeah, come on, make it snappy!

-I'm nervous, are you nervous?

-Yeah.

-I'm really nervous, are you?

-Yeah.

You're right to be nervous, we've got to call Joli

and make sure she'll be here.

So, what does she know so far?

My sister's doing work experience on a Bollywood music video.

She said I can take a friend and we can dance and watch.

-OK. Ready?

-Yeah.

You're on speakerphone. Good luck.

Hello.

-Hello, Joli.

-Hi, Eliza.

I wanted to ask, are you still coming to the dance tomorrow?

Yeah, I'm wearing either my black skinny jeans or...

-..my grey ones with a top and a jacket.

-Awesome.

Well, I think I've got to go now.

-OK.

-See you.

-See you. Bye.

-Bye.

Oh, Eliza...

-I just ended the call.

-You've cut her off.

She might ring back. What happens if she does

-to try to find out what you were going to say?

-Don't know.

I see the fashion thing. Talking about, jeans

and a skinny top and...

She's definitely falling for this.

-Yeah.

-One of those, high five.

High two. High one. And go.

Our prankster, Eliza, wants to prank Joli

into believing she's starring

in a Bollywood pop video. But will the prank be a smash hit?

You're about to find out.

-And voila!

-Whoa!

Welcome to your little slice of India.

-I love it.

-The ninjas are good.

-Ah, Zahid.

-How's it going, guys?

-You're our smelly breath actor.

-I am.

Have a sip and a sniff, make sure it's smelly enough.

-Oh, that smells!

-Actually stinks.

Could you go and get into position? Thank you.

Don't brush your teeth!

-We need our director and our floor manager.

-Yeah.

-Played by Prank Patrol's actors, Rachel and Rob. Hello.

-Hiya.

-Hello.

-What would you like to say?

-I want you to be very in control.

-OK.

-And you to be very clumsy.

-I can do clumsy. I...

There he goes. Like he was made for the part.

Over here we've got fans. This is the big finale.

You'll get told to turn on the little fan, just for effect,

but it won't be powerful enough. Joli has to turn on the big fan.

Problem is, it won't turn off

and it's going to blow everything over and make a mess.

-She'll scream.

-Hope so. Two things left to do,

-everyone into positions, thank you. And?

-Ninjas, hide the van.

It's prank time!

Here comes Joli. There's Eliza ready and waiting to prank her.

Bollywood crew looking ready, so let's bring in the girls

to meet our director, Rachel.

-Rachel, here are our two guests.

-Oh, hello, darlings.

-What are your names again?

-I'm Eliza.

-Eliza.

-Joli.

You'll be working with one of Bollywood's top actresses.

She's a beautiful lady.

-I'm going to get you to do hair and make-up, OK?

-Yeah.

This is Wayne, our floor manager. He'll be explaining a bit to you.

-THROUGH MEGAPHONE:

-I'm all right, I'm OK.

-Thanks, Wayne.

They'll be helping Shazira's hair and make-up.

Can you show them where she is, and they can get on with that?

Yeah, I'll take them. I'll take them through.

Could you to stop talking on that? We're right here.

-Oh, sorry. Sorry, everybody! Sorry about that!

-It's unnecessary.

Great work from Calamity Wayne. Now he's taking the girls

-to meet our Bollywood diva.

-Miss Shazira.

Shazira Khan, you've heard of her?

-No.

-You've never heard of Shazira Khan?

-No.

-She's, like, in India, she's the biggest star in there.

Like, bigger than the Queen.

I can't wait.

Thank you, thank you again, Miss Khan.

No, it's not a problem.

-Do you want to come in?

-Hiya.

-Hello.

-Are you all right?

-Yeah.

-OK, just come in. Miss Khan, the girls were wondering

if there's anything that they can do to help you today?

Well, my hair looks frizzy, so do you want to put...

-something on it?

-How about the mousse we rigged at Prank HQ?

-Oh, dear.

-It's very expensive.

-We have it flown in from India.

-OK.

I'll just shake... Can I give you that one?

Thanks. OK. If you just hold them into place.

Oh! Whoa! Stop, stop, stop!

Oh, hang on, hang on, hang on!

Sorry, sorry. I'm so sorry. So sorry! What...

Oh, it's the pressure from the... Miss Khan, I'm so sorry.

-What have you done?

-Have they just come off the aircraft?

We've got five minutes till we get on.

-Sorry.

-The cans haven't been unpressurised from the flight.

-There's only a little bit...

-Right, you're in trouble, mate!

No, it's fine, it doesn't...

-Have I got any on me?

-Yeah.

-No, no, it's fine.

-Everywhere's a mess.

Guys, just hang on here. It's not... I think I'm in big trouble.

You guys are OK. I'll try and smooth it.

-OK.

-Can you try and just wipe the top down and don't touch...?

-Oh, this is not happening!

-I can't believe he just did that.

So, while Calamity Wayne heads off to calm down our superstar diva,

the girls try to clean up the mess.

It must be time to crank up the prank and send in director, Rachel,

who needs their help.

Another catastrophe. My dancers have let me down again.

I'm asking you a massive favour.

Can you either of you dance?

-Yeah.

-You can?

-Yeah.

Please would you do me a favour and be my backing dancers?

-Yeah.

-Thank you so much. Come with me, let's get your dresses.

With the cameras ready to roll, Rachel wastes no time

in teaching Eliza and Joli the dance moves for the Bollywood music video.

Will the girls be able to keep up with our stroppy diva?

Brilliant.

OK, let's go for a take on this one.

# I'm going to be a Bollywood star... #

Actually, the girls are doing pretty well,

-but we can't let them know that.

-Come on, girls.

Please don't let the side down.

Shazira, you're spot on. Come on, girls. Don't lose it.

-Rachel, Rachel.

-Sorry, can you just cut there, please?

-Is everything OK?

-It's not working.

-Really, what...

-There's no energy.

-I want my animals, as well.

-OK.

Don't worry. We'll sort something out.

-Go get a glass of water.

-Yeah.

-Thank you.

Water, please, water.

Gather round. Shazira, she's one of a kind,

you've just got to go along with it. She very much believes

that animals bring good luck. We didn't have those animals here,

the dancers would have been in those costumes later.

She won't get a number-one hit without them.

We have a gorilla and an eagle.

-Played by yours truly and a ninja.

-Her favourite animals

in the world is a monkey and a chicken.

I know it sounds a little daft,

but would you get dressed up for me?

-Yeah.

-She really feels like it would work better.

-Yeah.

Nice! I bet you wish you'd said no, Joli!

Action.

Oh, check us out. We've got some serious animal moves in the house.

Now, Joli's looking pretty silly,

whereas I, on the other hand, am looking like a real star.

If the eagle could just give... Give us a bit more energy, please.

What? I think Rachel's clearly wrong because obviously I look awesome,

-But, will our dancing be good enough?

-I don't the monkey.

-Cut a second, cut a second.

-Cut, everybody, cut!

-OK, is everything going OK?

-No, I don't...

I don't like that.

OK, strike the monkey. Sorry. And the eagle, actually...

'What? The cheek! Stupid director.

'Obviously no appreciation for real talent.'

We'll be getting a rapper shortly. He's going to do some rapping.

Yes, not just any rapper, though, because Big Z comes armed

-with killer ninja breath.

-Girls, this is...

-Hi, guys, are you all right? How's it going?

-Guys... Sorry...

Zahid has bad breath.

Basically, anything that is... smelly

will not be tolerated on set. I've got a cold, I think he's OK.

Do you mind checking? Zahid, they're OK.

-Is that fine, yeah?

-It's properly not that bad.

It's not... I don't think it's that bad.

Just get right in, Joli.

Give it a proper... A proper go, a real blast.

Brilliant! Look at Joli's face.

-Is that OK?

-It stinks. No.

-It what?

-It stinks.

-It's not that bad.

-I don't think so.

-OK, can we keep this moving, please?

Running out of time. Shazira, could you be back on set, please?

That will be fantastic.

-Big Z, take one.

-Here we go, guys. Keep it tight.

# I'm going to be a Bollywood star Shining bright like Jupi-tar

# Riding round in a really flash car

# All the world will know who we are... #

Here comes the killer breath!

-OK, Shazira?

-Can we cut, please?

-Cut!

-Cut.

-Is everything OK?

-What's wrong?

-She seems a bit off.

-Sorry?

-I wonder why?

-Is there a problem?

I can't be doing it. I can't be working with stinky amateur's breath.

-Wait, we'll get him to just sit down...

-No, I can't do it.

-He stinks!

-Is there something wrong with my breath?

Just take five for me, take five.

Wayne, can you get Shazira back on set for me?

Good luck, Wayne. Shazira's thrown a massive superstar strop

and stormed off to her dressing room.

It's just straight through there.

Can we have mouthwash and mints to dressing room? Thank you.

It's a bit embarrassing, isn't it?

With the shoot a shambles and Shazira refusing

to talk to anyone the girls have to try sweet talking Shazira's manager,

who happens to be... Who is it?

-Please can we carry on doing the dancing?

-Yeah, it's me.

Cue my worst accent yet.

We're really enjoying it.

-Well, she is very upset.

-Please?

Can you give me two reasons why she should come out?

She's come all this way and we don't want to let her down.

We really enjoyed ourselves and we don't want to disappoint her.

What, you like the dancing?

Yeah, it's brilliant.

-It's really fun.

-You like the singing, too?

-Yeah.

OK. We think about it.

-Thank you.

-Thank you very much.

Thank you, Miss Khan. Thank you, guys. Come on, let's go.

Great work from the girls. Looks like they've saved the shoot.

So now it's time to prepare them for their most important job yet.

Thank you so much for helping get her back on set.

The next few shots we're doing will just be Shazira on her own.

I'm giving you some props to do for me, OK?

-Yeah. Fine.

-Now, we'll have this fan on, and I want you to get a handful

and throw it into the wind so it scatters the petals all over her.

-Yeah.

-Looks fantastic.

Sounds simple, what could go wrong?

Quite a lot when Wayne is involved.

This is the switch for that one. It's not connected yet.

That's because it's connected to this one!

Hang on to that. She always says "more, more. More wind, more wind".

-If she does, just press that.

-Yeah.

-Which one?

-Yeah...

Eliza, you hold it.

Hang on to it. The power setting's on really low,

-It'll spin and just lift it a bit more.

-OK

Everyone on set, please, positions.

OK. Cue the music in three, two, one and action!

Cue petals, cue petals.

It's not having the right effect, is it? A few gold ones maybe.

That's it, mix them up.

No, I'm still not feeling it. What do you think? Do you know,

I think we're going to need more.

-Little more wind.

-More wind!

More wind, are you sure about that?

-Stop it!

-Stop it!

Stop the power!

-Stop the fan.

-Oh, no!

What happened? Who said the big fan?

Excuse me, why is this eagle in the building? What are you doing?

There's one person in here who doesn't know what I'm doing.

Eliza, can you tell her?

Joli, you've just been pranked on Prank Patrol!

CHEERING

What a sport!

-How are you doing, Joli?

-Good.

-You OK?

-Yeah.

-You still shaking a little bit. It's all right.

-I'm shaking, too!

-And you knew it was coming.

-I know.

-Did we get you?

-Yeah.

-Have you enjoyed yourself?

-Yeah.

One more time for Joli. Great sport!

I thought the prank went to plan because Joli believed

every bit of it. Her face was so funny when all the set fell down.

-It was like this...

-When the set fell down I thought

that I was going to be in really big trouble. Then Eliza said,

"You've been pranked by Prank Patrol." That was really funny.

What was Joli's face like?

This is my impression of Joli's face.

We're still mates though, aren't we?

-I'll think about it.

-Ooh!

Barney rap, take five.

# Shazira's back with the slamming track, and that's an F-A-C-T fact

# Don't matter where you been or are where you at

# Cos she's coming at you faster than a shark attack. #

Mouthwash and mints to dressing room!