Da Monstrous Fib Rastamouse

# Zooba zooba zooba dan

# Zooba zooba zooba day

# Rastamouse and Scratchy and Zoomer

# Also known as the Easy Crew

# Crime fighters They're very special agents

# Playing reggae when the work is through

# Give it up, give it up

# Give it up for the Easy Crew

# Solvin' mysteries in the neighbourhood

# Always there to make a bad thing good. #

Me name's Bagga T, bagga trouble, double G.

Thanks for helping the orphans and me.

The party going to be bright, we're going to rock this camping site

when the crew jam here tomorrow night.

Me can't wait to meet the Easy Crew, they're so cool

and brave and clever. Me wish me could be one of them.

Rastamouse and da Easy Crew, featuring Miss Mixy Mouse.

Cos you know this true to be cool like da Easy Crew

you have to find something extra special to do.

Now settle down and sleep.

Dreaming happy, dreaming deep.

Till the morning me don't want to hear,

another peep.

MIAOW!

GASPS

SHH!

Ay ri', man!

Mm-hmm, crucial tune!

Me can't wait till this evening,

jamming at the campsite with them orphans!

RADIO STATIC

'Rastamouse, come in, come in!

'Are you reading me?

'Message from President Wensley Dale.

'Come immediately!'

Easy Crew, let's shift.

Ah, Rastamouse!

What's the problem, Mr President?

Easy Crew, me glad you here cos something sure ain't right.

While them orphans was camping in the woods,

something gave them a proper fright.

Them heard some spooky noises that was coming from the trees.

Now they think there's a monster out there. Can you help them?

-Spooky noises...

-Coming from the trees?

A monster?

Don't be a chump, Zoomer!

Ain't no such thing as monsters, right, Rastamouse?

Right, Rastamouse?

We better investigate. Easy Crew, to the orphanage.

Bagga T, what's all this about a monster?

You've got to help Bagga T, bagga trouble, double G,

cos them scary sounds, them spooking them baby mice.

See?

What kind of scary sounds?

MIXY MOUSE MIAOWS AND GROWLS

-Greetings, me sister.

-You like my crucial sounds?

-I is Bagga T's cousin, Mixy.

-What's up, Mixy?

I can't believe me chatting with you!

The fantastic, bombastic Easy Crew!

-So, you hear this monster too?

-Me never just hear it, Rastamouse,

me saw it! It was this big!

But I wasn't scared.

Me chased that monster off into the forest.

Pretty brave and cool, huh?

But there's no such thing as monsters.

Let me show you where I saw it.

-In the forest?!

-You'll be safe with us, Zoomer.

Woo-hoo! To the forest!

That's where me chased the monster away.

Interesting. Hmm.

So it's still out there somewhere?

Me keep telling you, there's no such thing as monsters!

And me keep telling you, me seen it. And everyone heard it.

Miaow!

-Hmm.

-And it had big green eyes, big pointy-up ears,

-and a long stripy ginger tail.

-MIXY HISSES

-And teeth?

-Yeah, man. Huge, white pointy teeth.

Oh, and great big claws. Yeah, me nearly forgot about them.

MIXY HISSES

ZOOMER WHIMPERS Them noises you're making

are very realistic, Mixy.

Wow, thanks, Rastamouse.

But this don't make sense.

A monster as big as that would have left tracks.

-Tracks?

-Yeah, man!

-Paw prints, claw marks. But me don't see no tracks at all.

-Hmm.

So how do you explain this, Mixy?

Oh, tracks. There ought to be tracks.

Come on, guys.

Back to town, yeah?

-And there's definitely no monster.

-No tracks, no monster.

So we'll be jamming at the campsite tonight after all.

CHEERING

Get your things ready and head back to the forest.

Me wonder where Mixy is at? You seen her, Bandulu?

Hmm? Sorry, Zoomer, me not listening.

Me can't figure out where my garden rake disappeared to.

Don't worry yourself. It'll show up.

Let's go get our instruments, Easy Crew!

Wahey!

Here's your guitar, here's me bass. Zoomer, where you put your bongos?

They're right here with the others...

Hey, me bongos! Them gone!

-And the microphone.

-And a speaker. It was all right here!

Hmm, let's go.

Oh, Easy Crew! Where you off to?

To the forest.

The campsite jam is back on.

And there's absolutely, definitely no monster!

That's a relief. But what a pity about my cheese.

-What cheese?

-The big cheese that me save for the campsite jam,

that me left by the door right here.

When me come outside to collect it just now,

the whole piece, it just disappear!

We'll find your cheese, Mr President!

Right, can you describe it for us?

Oh, er...

Well, it's round, it's yellow,

and it's this big and it looked like...well...

um...cheese.

-Erm....

-Now, Rastamouse, you really sure

-it's safe in them woods?

-Sure thing, Wensley Dale.

And me got a plan to prove it.

-RASTAMOUSE WHISPERS

-Hmm. Hmm!

Me see. That plan does sound proper.

-MIXY:

-Rastamouse!

Easy Crew! Come quick!

Me got something very important to show you.

MIXY PANTS

Me been investigating just like you.

And look what me found!

Paw prints!

Monster paw prints!

They sure are.

-Hmm. How come them paw prints smell of cheese?

-Hmm.

That's not all. Come with me.

Oooh.

Hmm! It's Wensley's cheese!

See what me tell ya?

-Claw marks!

-Monster claws!

-But there's more over here. Look!

-ZOOMER WHIMPERS

Bandulu's rake!

We better hurry back and tell them orphans the camping trip's off again.

-Ooh.

-They gonna be proper sad.

But me guess there's nothing else we can do.

Don't worry yourself, Rastamouse.

Me chase that monster off before,

and me the only mouse in Mouseland that can get rid of it for good.

-On your own?

-You sure you don't want us to help?

Cos...cos Scratchy be happy to come with ya.

-SCRATCHY SIGHS AND TUTS

-Me got to do this on my own.

You stay here, Easy Crew.

Well...if you insist!

GROWLING

Aha! There you are, you horrid beast!

-GROWLING

-Me ain't scared of you!

GROWLING AND ROARING

Come on, Easy Crew.

-But she told us to stay here!

-HE WHIMPERS

Go away, ya nasty monster!

MIXY GROWLS AND MIAOWS

(That's our microphone!)

(Me bongos!)

There! That's shown you not to mess with...

RASTAMOUSE CLEARS THROAT

Me bongos!

Me can... Me can explain.

Me think you ought to explain to the little orphans. Come on, Mixy.

Hee-hee. See? Me told you all along, Scratchy,

there's no such thing as monsters!

Me really, truly sorry that me went and frightened you.

Me made it up cos me wanted

-to be as cool as the Easy Crew.

-GASPING

Me made them paw prints with the cheese

and the claw marks with the rake. Them scary noises?

Me made them myself. The whole thing is one big fake.

Me pretended there was a monster

and pretended to scare it away so me would look as brave as Rastamouse -

the hero who saved the day.

Mixy, you done a bad thing, giving everyone that big fright.

Not even the Easy Crew is always brave and cool.

Zoomer, ain't that right?

Hmmph! Me not know what you're talking about.

Me sorry me ruin the camping trip, and the jamming party.

But the party is back on, right?

Sure thing. CHEERING

But me bongos is busted.

How we gonna play without the rhythms?

Don't worry yourself, Zoomer. Me got another plan,

and a way for Mixy to make a bad thing good.

CHEERING

MIXY BEATBOXES

Give it up for the crucial beatboxing vibes

of MC Mix Mousester Mixy!

See? You was cool enough to be a part of the Easy Crew all along.

How would you like to cut a record with us?

Wicked, man!

MIXY BEATBOXES

ALL PLAY INSTRUMENTS

RADIO STATIC

'Easy Crew, come in, come in.

'Are you reading me?

'Message from President Wensley Dale.

'Listen up, you three.

'Me grooving to Mixy's wicked beats and me think me her number one fan.

'Rastamouse, your plan was crucial.'

Thanks! Me love that.

Ay' ri', man.

# Give it up

# Give it up

# Give it up for the Easy Crew... #

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