Double Crossin' Diva Rastamouse

# Zooba, zooba, zooba, dan

# Zooba, zooba, zooba, day

# Rastamouse and Scratchy and Zoomer

# Also known as the Easy Crew

# Crime fighters They're very special agents

# Playing reggae when the work is through

# Give it up, give it up

# Give it up for the Easy Crew

# Solvin' mysteries in the neighbourhood

# Always there to make a bad ting good. #

Whoohoo! This talent show gonna be wicked.

Ya know what am sayin'?

And we got a very important job to do, this year.

Yeah! Me can't believe me gonna get to decide on who the winner is.

Not just you, Zoomer.

We all gonna be deciding who the winner - together.

Me name Bagga T, gotta pick up the minibus key,

cos me driving you all to the talent show by the sea.

So pack ya tings away, cos by the beach is where we'll stay.

Camping in the moonlight, down Mousetego Bay.

Yo, brother, me can clean that old bus for ya, inside and out.

And yes, me will do it for free,

cos me wanna do me good deed for the day.

So just chill and...hand me them key.

Me name Bagga T, bag of trouble, double-G.

That bus sure need a clean, tanks for helping, here's the key.

Any chance you could do it quick?

Yeah, no worry, cos me slick and that, Bagga T,

is one of me best and favourite trick.

Heh-heh-heh! Nice one.

One for you and one for you.

Heh-heh-heh! One for you, too.

There you go, likkle ones, now it's time to have some fun.

Let's go and get in on the bus before the talent show is done.

THEY CHEER

Huh? Me park it right here! Me sure 100%.

Now me not know where it went.

Me gonna have to go and call the President.

Follow me, likkle ones.

Eight...zero...zero...

PHONE RINGS

Greetings. President Wensley Dale speaking.

Oh, no! The orphanage minibus being thieved?

That is terrible news!

How we gonna get

them orphans to Mousetego Bay for the talent show, now?

Yeah, well me no feel very pleased, cos it me give 'way them keys,

to a sweet-talking mouse, wearing blue dungarees.

Oh, me see.

Well, me gonna have to get in touch with da Easy Crew immediately.

Yo, Fats, you cool?

Yo, Rastamouse, Easy Crew.

-That stage look irie, man.

-You know what am sayin'?

Yeah! It's wicked, Fats!

Tanks, guys, it took nuff-nuff work, so me glad you like it.

Me wonder who gonna be competing, this year.

Me heard that Toots and the Mousetails

gonna be kicking it all off.

Me love them.

Yeah, them fierce, boy!

And did you know, me gonna be judging it, this year?

SCRATCHY CLEARS THROAT

Oh, yeah, me mean "we".

Yeah, that's cool, guys, me set up this area here for ya.

There's a big prize, this year.

-True say.

-Me hear it worth nuff-nuff thing.

Check it out! The show look like it just about to start.

REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS

RADIO CRACKLES

'Rastamouse, come in, come in! Are you reading me?

'Message from President Wensley Dale.

'Me need your help, immediately.

'Bagga T and them orphans is stranded.

'Them have no ride to the bay.

'The babies can't stop crying,

'cos a thief took them transport away.'

Aw, man, that is great(!) What we gonna do?

-We can't be in two places at once.

-Well, we can try.

You two stay for the judging and me gonna go talk to the President.

Come on, everybody. Give it up for the break dancing queen.

Oh, man, who is that 'pon the stage?

Yo, ya-ya! Me name Missy D. Check me out.

CROWD CHEERS

Missy D sounding well crucial. Shame me gotta bounce.

Yeah, she look well cool.

No worry, man, me gonna watch it for both of us.

-Laters.

-Laters, Rastamouse.

-Yeah, yeah, laters, laters.

Me sure that's the orphanage minibus.

Oh! But wait.

What is me found?

Me recognize that bling.

Greetings, Rastamouse.

Greetings, Wensley Dale.

Me need you to come down to the bay.

Me got an idea how we can trap up this terrible thief.

Mm-hmm.

Yes. That plan do sound proper, Rastamouse. Me see ya soon.

Cool, Wensley,

me gonna get back to the talent show and wait for ya there.

Well, me think that...

(he was good, too.)

-Nah, man. Me think the likkle one with the...

-Shhhh!

-Yo, Easy Crew, ya cool?

-Yeah. Kinda.

Man, you is quick. How'd things go?

Did you find the orphans' bus?

Yeah, and you're not gonna believe this but it jus' outside

and it not looking too crisp either.

Man, that's strange. What go on?

No time to explain now, Scratchy, Wensley Dale is gonna be here

any minute and me working a likkle plan.

Ya got that gold envelope

-and card to write the winner's name on?

-Sweet.

OK, listen to this. This is who gonna win.

Now, to the very important business.

-Ah, Rastamouse.

-Here's the envelope, President.

OK...

Welcome to the Mousetego Bay Talent Show.

Me hope you enjoyed all of the acts.

It gives me great pleasure to announce that the winner is...

Missy D!

CROWD CHEERS

Congratulations, Missy D.

Oh, me almost forgot... is this bling yours?

Oh, ho-ho. Yes! Oh, thank you, Rastamouse.

Me need you to give me that bling cos it one of me lucky charms

and matches with this earring.

Here you are then, Missy D.

Now, please explain to us

why it was on the driver's seat of that stolen orphanage bus.

AUDIENCE GASPS

OK, it was there cos me thieved that old bus.

Cos me love to dance and sing.

Me was desperate to reach the talent show but me no have no money.

Missy D, ya know ya deed was bad

and ya really must tink twice before ya go taking what isn't yours.

And upsetting them poor likkle mice.

They missed the whole show because of you.

And them be looking forward to it for ages.

Me so sorry for thieving that old minibus.

Me never meant to upset anyone.

Especially not the poor likkle orphans.

Me can see, Missy D, that you want to change,

so me give you some instant advice.

The first thing ya do with the prize ya won,

is get that bus fixed up for them likkle orphan mice.

HE WHISPERS

Now listen up, everybody, me and the crew them's gonna play

cos them orphans they missed all the music.

So nice it up, Mousetego Bay!

Put your paws together and welcome to the stage,

two extra special guests...

Missy D and Bagga T!

# Me name's Bagga T Bag a trouble, double-G

# Me want you to repeat after me

-# Say B

-B

-# A

-A

-# G

-G

-G

-G

-# A

-A

# B-A-G-G-A Bagga T! #

Rockabye baby, on the tree top, when the breeze blows,

they rapping, them rock, when the beat break, no more counting sheep,

just nuff-happy baby mice, all...fast...asleep.

Boy, them likkle orphans love you rapping, Bagga T.

-And me do, too.

-Thanks, Missy D.

Me got Fats to fix up the bus for ya, Bagga T.

And me clean it for real, this time.

Irie, man. Now this is how you make a bad thing good.

Me and the President agree to this plan to give ya a special job,

if ya promise ya no double-cross any more - no thief, no lie, no rob.

Me promise, Rastamouse.

Well, ya gonna be the likkle orphans' dance teacher.

ORPHANS CHEER

Oh, me so happy! Me would love to do that job.

Tank ya so much.

One...two...three...pick it up...two...three...

That's right. Arms up ...and then we like...

oh, yes, that's the move...ooooh, very good, very good!

-Yeah, man!

-RADIO CRACKLES

'Easy Crew, come in! Are you reading me?

'Message from President Wensley Dale. Listen up, you three.

'You catched that diva cleverly. Rastamouse, me loved your plan.

'And your talent show gig was boombastic!'

Thanks, me love that. Irie, man.

# Give it up Give it up

# Give it up for the Easy Crew

# Solving mysteries in the neighbourhood

# Always there to make a bad thing good. #