For Real FM Rastamouse

# Zooba, dooba, dooba, dong Ady, ady, ady

# Zooba, dooba, dooba, day

# Rastamouse and Scratchy and Zoomer Also known as the Easy Crew

# Crimefighters, they're very special agents

# Playing reggae when the work is through

# Give it up, give it up Give it up for the Easy Crew

# Solving mysteries in the neighbourhood

# Always there to make a bad thing good

# Ady, ady, ady. #

HE SIGHS

This new radio station play the wickedest rhythm, boy.

Yes, me love this tune bad, man.

What you tink, Rastamouse?

Rastamouse, wha' gwan? You drop asleep or something?

Oh, sorry. Me was miles away.

Yo, listen up, you grooving jammers.

It is hot, hot, hot on the streets,

so me going to lay down some cool, cool vibes for you.

This is Lil Patch, keeping it real on For Real FM.

Me love this! This is cris!

BUZZING

Rastamouse, come in, come in. Are you reading me?

Message from President Wensley Dale. Come immediately.

-Me wonder what him want.

-Me nuh know. Come on, let's shift.

Oh, Easy Crew, thank goodness you're here

because something terrible a gwan.

Me look for me music collection just now

and all me records and CD dem gone.

And that's not all, you know, Easy Crew.

Dem little orphans been crying all day

cos sometime between last night and this morning,

a teef take all their music away.

The music shop, all of dem been cleaned out

and me nuh have a hint of a clue what a gwan in Mouseland.

That's why me a call on you.

-That is dread.

-You know what I'm saying.

Hold tight, Wensley Dale.

Me and the crew will get on it straightaway.

Let's go.

Where you going, Rastamouse? Yo, Rastamouse, wait up.

What are we going to do?

That funny, how come the door open?

You sure you never left it like that, Zoomer?

You were the last one here.

Me swear down. Me lock it before me left.

Come on. Let's check it out.

Oh no! Me music. It gone.

That's dread, man!

Me had nuf records and some well rare grooves in a me set.

What we going to do now?

Well, at least we still got the radio

and For Real FM have been playing some banging tunes lately.

RASTAMOUSE GASPS

Oh, a pirate ring.

Nah worry yourselves, me have a rocking plan

to lure that music teefin mouse.

Cool!

The easy crew are launching a big new tune

at me record store tomorrow. Wicked!

MUSIC PLAYS

Ho, ho, this is bad, man.

And me don't mean in a good way. Ha-ha!

Ho, check me out, Scratchy.

You tink me looking kind of cris?

What you say? You tink you cris? Ha!

Man, you is one vain mouse.

SHE LAUGHS

That look wicked, Crew.

Now you get in a the van, switch on the radio

and keep a close eye on that shop.

Me have something me need to do. Soon come.

RADIO TUNES

Them there tune is wicked for real, boy.

You know what I'm saying!

In fact, me have that tune in me set.

Correction, me did have that tune in a me set.

'Yo, word up. Me going to play some rough, rough tune for you now.

'Back to back cos me just got to pop out for a moment.'

-What's happening, Fats, you cool?

-Yo, Rastamouse, wha gwan?

Me on one special mission for the President

so me need me a favour, please.

Cos all the Mouseland music gone missing!

And me might need to borrow them keys.

-Sure ting, boss.

-Thanks, Fats. You're solid.

Catch you later.

Oh, wha' this?

Yo, crew. You see this door?

The door wide open and all dem CD gone.

-You must have seen what happened?

-Me sorry. We nah see nothing.

Them was playing nuf, nuf rough tune on the radio and we got distracted.

Me sorry, too. But this is one bad, bad station, you know, roots.

And you know how much we love them rhythm.

Yeah, yeah. Nah worry yourselves.

'Welcome back, listeners. Me got a For Real FM exclusive for you.

'Me is going to play for you now

'the massive new tune from the Easy Crew.'

What?

MUSIC PLAYS

-What the...?

-That's not our rhythm.

Sorry, listeners. Slight technical hitch.

MUSIC STOPS

Don't touch that dial,

we're going to be right back with some heavy, heavy tune for you.

OK, crew.

Now me tink me know who this teefin mouse might be

and me tink she's aboard that ship in the bay.

Easy Crew, come on, follow me.

We need to get over to Mousetego Bay immediately.

Nah, man. How we going to get to that ship?

What are we going to do?

Nah fret now, Easy Crew, because Fats, him borrow me these.

We'll soon catch up with that pirate ship.

-Let's go get us some jet skis.

-He, he, he, boom.

Man, you tink of everything.

Ha, ha! He, he!!

Ha, ha! He, he, he!

-Take it easy, now, Crew.

-Yes, be careful, Scratchy.

ZOOMER GIGGLES

Look at all them records.

Me surprised the ship not sink under all that weight, man.

Hey, check this out. Me sure this is mine.

Shush nuh! Calm yourselves.

Where is that teefin mouse?

Greetings to you, me sistren.

Wh...wh...wha' you want?

Did you tink you would get away with this by sailing the seven seas?

Don't you think you went a bit overboard

taking all them records and CDs?

Me so sorry, Rastamouse. Me no know what to say.

Fe as long as me was so high, me wanted to be a pirate DJ.

Me bought the ship with all me life savings

them me nah had no money left, you see.

Me swear down me thought it would be OK

if me just borrow them records and CD.

Lil Patch, you took away nuf, nuf record.

Now you have to return all of them.

After that we will make a decision what to do about For Real FM.

SHE SIGHS

The Easy Crew will escort you then I'll meet you at the orphanage later.

PHONE RINGS

Greetings. Oh, thank goodness.

Mmm. Hmmmm.

Oh, that plan there sounds proper, Rastamouse.

Irie, man. Catch you later.

Lie Patch, now you know your deeds was bad

and you really must think twice.

This borrowing things without asking style, it nah very nice.

Me know it was very bad and me promise me nah do it again.

What is going to happen to my pirate radio now? And me ship?

And why are all them little orphans dressed up as pirates?

Well, me and the President agreed to a plan. A plan where no-one loses.

You can keep For Real FM alive with some real pirate party cruises

and these, Captain Lil Patch, are your very first customers.

CHILDREN CHEER

Time to make a bad thing good.

Greetings. This is President Wensley Dale.

Are you reading me? Don't touch that dial.

This is the one and only - extra bombastic -

proper, proper sounds of For Real FM.

Stay tuned, listeners

cos we've got some extra special guests coming up for you right now.

CHEERING

The Easy Crew.

CHEERING

REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS

RADIO BUZZES

'Easy Crew, come in, come in.

'Are you reading me?

'Message from President Wendsley Dale.

'Listen up, you three.

'Rastamouse, come in, come in.

'That was a super, swashbuckling plan.

'Ahoy there and ah-ha, me hearties.'

Tanks! Me love dat! Irie, man.

# Give it up, give it up Give it up for the Easy Crew

# Solving mysteries in the neighbourhood

# Always there to make a bad thing good. #

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