No Fix Fats Rastamouse

# Zooba zooba zooba dan

# Zooba zooba zooba day

# Rastamouse and Scratchy and Zoomer

# Also known as the Easy Crew

# Crime fighters They're very special agents

# Playing reggae when the work is through

# Give it up, give it up

# Give it up for the Easy Crew

# Solvin' mysteries in the neighbourhood

# Always there to make a bad ting good. #

-Thanks.

-Dat was quick.

Thanks for helping, guys.

Me can't understand it. Me call Fats an hour ago to fix me scooter.

-Him promise he'd be right here.

-No worry yourself.

Sorry we can't help deliver the rest of the letters.

We better get to the studio

and practice our song for the summer party.

Me sure Fats going to be here soon.

-Laters, Dwayne.

-Laters, Easy Crew.

It's going to be a lo-o-ong day.

MUSIC

-Ya, man.

-Ya, wicked.

Easy!

BUZZING

Rastamouse, come in, come in. Are you reading me?

Message from President Wensley Dale. Come immediately.

Ya heard the President. Let's go.

-Yo, Wensley Dale.

-Oh, Easy Crew.

Thank goodness you're here. Me need you to help me with me car.

Me was on me way to Super's when it broke down

so me not get far.

The fruity ice for the summer party needs collecting from the store.

With me car broke down, me not see how me can do it no more.

You can't have a summer party without fruity ice.

That is dread. Did you call Fats?

Me call him hours ago but him not show up.

Do not worry yourself, Mr President.

We are on the case.

We will take the fruity ice from Super's to the Jammin' Dodger.

And we'll check out your car on the way.

Thanks, Easy Crew.

-Come on, Easy Crew.

-Yeah!

Let's go!

This is odd. Fats must have been working on this car.

But him not here.

Me think something going on, but me not know what.

Let's go over to Super's and pick up the ice and fruit juice.

TAPPING

-Yo, Super!

-Da Easy Crew!

You've got to work quick,

the ice for the fruity ice has started to melt.

Your freezer making some bad noises.

It broken down.

Me call Fats to come and fix it, him say he'll get here right away.

That was hours ago.

No worry.

We'll take the ice and fruit juice to the Jammin' Dodger.

Oh, thanks.

Wait, there was one weird thing.

Go on.

When me talked to Fats on the phone, him voice sound mighty strange.

Maybe there's more to this than me first thought.

Come on! This ice is starting to melt real fast!

Come on, Easy Crew.

Scratchy, me think one of those bottles of juice is starting to leak.

Oh, thanks, Zoomer.

The top come loose.

Me just tighten it up.

-Oh!

-Careful, now.

-Carmen, you all right?

-Oh, no!

I got juice on me paw.

-Carmen, you seen Fats?

-Sorry, me in such a hurry.

Me got to go.

That's weird. Why is Carmen in such a hurry?

We better hurry, too.

Get this ice to Little Patch before it all melts away. Come on, crew.

We better shift.

Easy Crew, thank goodness you're here.

Don't you worry, Little Patch.

We got the ice and the juice for the party right here.

-Thanks, but there's a problem.

-What's that?

Me was planning to take it to the Jammin' Dodger on me jet ski.

-But you change your mind?

-Nah, it's broken down.

-You should call Fats, and quick!

-He can fix the jet ski proper.

Me already did, but...

Let me guess, him say he'll be right over but him not turn up.

How you know that, Rastamouse? You seen Fats somewhere?

Me not see him but me think something is up.

Little Patch, tell me something.

Mm-hmm?

When you spoke to Fats, did him voice sound a little strange?

Now that you mention it, it did.

Me think we need to ask Fats wha gwan.

Rastamouse, this ice is melting fast.

-We gotta do something.

-Zoomer's right.

We can't take the ice to the Jammin' Dodger and talk to Fats.

We can if we split up.

You and Zoomer go to Fats' garage and see if him dere.

-Sure ting.

-What you doing, Rastamouse?

Me tink we can get the ice and the juice to the Jammin' Dodger

on this windsurf.

Ah, wicked plan.

-Hold on tight!

-Sure ting.

Ha-ha! Irie, man!

Yo! Fats!

Dere you are! Everyone's been looking for you today.

GROANS

-What was that?

-Hm-hm-hm.

-You all right, Fats?

-Yah! Hah! Uh-hoh, yes. Me fine.

-Are you sure?

-We could give you a hand.

No. Tanks, but me fine.

Dere's all sorts of tings needing fixing all over the island.

Me know that!

Me going as fast as me can.

-If you're sure.

-Me sure.

And there's one... thing. Can you pass me that spanner?

Sure ting!

Yo, Rastamouse! You get the ice to the ship OK?

Me sure did. Did you find Fats?

Him fixing the President's car.

-You sure?

-Well...

-'Course we sure.

Huh..hah...

Dwayne, you look dread!

Me exhausted. Me got one last delivery. For the Easy Crew.

A postcard? It's from Fats!

What?

Him say, "Yo, Easy Crew.

"Me having a fine time on holiday here at Paradise Palms."

Me can't understand it! Fats is not on holiday. Him in de garage!

Ya sure?

We saw him!

Well, we not see all of him, but we see his legs.

Was there anything odd about Fats?

Well, there was de splash of something bright on him paw.

Uh! So there was!

-What colour was this splash?

-Purple!

That's the same colour as the juice we take to the Jammin' Dodger.

It is! But what does it mean?

Me going to talk to this "Fats"!

Fats, this is Rastamouse.

Me in the studio and one of me speaker not working.

Can you come by to fix it?

It is very urgent. We need it for the summer party tonight.

"M-m-me sure."

You can? Huh, tanks, man!

-Zoomer, down!

-Sorry, me too excited!

But me not know why we doing this.

-Because we waiting for Fats.

-Oh.

-Or are we?

-Hallo?

-Ssh! Someone's coming!

Anyone here?

Right, then. This speaker...

-Carmen!

-Wah!!!

-Just as me thought.

-You knew it was going to be Carmen?

Me not know. But me had me suspicions.

-There were clues?

-Me tink it might be Carmen when Scratchy mentioned

the splash on the paw.

The same colour as the juice!

Dat must have happened when she bump into Scratchy!

Oh, yeah. Me notice that. Me so tired!

Come on, tell us what happened with Fats.

Well, Fats, you know him work so hard, fixing up tings every day.

So, him really need to take time out, chillax and have a holiday.

Me not want to spoil him break

by panicking, picking up the phone and asking him

to come back to work. So me try to fix dem ting on me own.

Me can see you tried your best.

But me not expect all these tings to go wrong at the same time.

Dwayne's scooter, de President's car...

And Super's freezer!

Me try and fix them but there was too much work!

Fats, him back tonight. What me gonna do?

You not worry. There's still time to make a bad ting good. Come on!

-Cool!

-Sweet!

# Now take it easy

# Nice and easy

# Take it easy

# For life is good

-# So, take it easy. # Wicked!

-Totally cool!

# Nice and easy

# So take it easy. #

Irie, man!

# Life is good Life is good. #

Thank you, Easy Crew. Thanks, Carmen.

Quick, the summer party's starting!

Come on! We have to step.

REGGAE MUSIC

This is criss!

-Look, it's Fats!

-Yo.

-ALL:

-Yo, Fats! Wha gwan?

Me back from me holiday. Anyone seen Carmen?

Me need to check tings been OK.

Everything fine. Relax yourself and not worry about a ting.

Wicked!

Hey, look! Carmen's asleep!

CARMEN SNORES

Ah-ha-ha! If anyone needs a holiday around here, me tink it's Carmen!

Ha-ha-ha-ha! Me sure!

ALL LAUGH

RADIO BUZZES

Easy Crew, come in! Are you reading me?

Message from President Wensley Dale.

Listen up, you three. Rastamouse, come in!

Me love how you work that plan.

You guys and Carmen fix everything proper.

Tanks. Me love dat! Irie, man!

# Give it up, give it up

# Give it up for the Easy Crew

# Solvin' mysteries in the neighbourhood

# Always there to make a bad thing good. #