Da Mashup Mystery Rastamouse

# Zooba zooba zooba dan

# Zooba zooba zooba day

# Rastamouse and Scratchy and Zoomer

# Also known as the Easy Crew

# Crime fighters They're very special agents

# Playing reggae when the work is through

# Give it up, give it up

# Give it up for the Easy Crew

# Solvin' mysteries in the neighbourhood

# Always there to make a bad ting good. #

So, Frank, that is all of the things I want you to do for me today.

-B-b-but Uncle Wensley.

-Uh-uh. No buts.

It's Stylee's summer-summer jam tonight. Me need to get ready.

You got plenty of time to get ready for the jam.

Now, me got important business to do for the rest of the day

-and I really need your help with all them things.

-Oh, OK, Uncle Wensley.

Great. I'll see you later.

Yo, Scratchy,

me really looking forward to your DJ set at the summer jam.

Me hope you're going to play all of me favourite tunes. Like...

This record?

-For sure!

-Ah, that's a boom tune!

DOOR CLOSES

-Easy Crew!

-Dexter! Wa'gwan?

-Me got a message from President Wensleydale.

-He's got a little list of jobs for you.

-What does he want us to do?

-Uh, one - take a package from Natty Kass to Fats.

-OK.

Two - pick up some pies from Bandulu and take them to the pizza place.

-Hmmm.

-And three - collect this list of rare groove records

from Lady Uptown and take them to Lil Patch.

Rare grooves? Me like the sound of dat!

Easy, Scratchy.

That's a lot of things to remember. Let me just check me got it right.

Me not got time for that. I got to prep me dance for the summer jam.

Laters.

Dexter's right. We all got to get ready for the summer jam.

We better get these jobs done crazy quick.

We got to do all them things for Wensleydale.

Starting with the package from Natty Kass to Fats.

Easy Crew, let's shift!

Let's go!

Yo, Natty, I think you've got something that needs delivering.

That's right but I'm waiting for Frank to collect it.

-Hmmm. Is that so?

-But the president want us to make the delivery.

Hmm. OK.

-Yo, Fats!

-Word up! Is that Easy Crew?

-Me got a lickle parcel for you. From Natty Kass.

-A parcel?

I'm not expecting a parcel. What is it?

A dress?! What you want with that?

It's true, that's not me usual style.

Eh, well, we just following instructions.

Easy Crew, now we need to pick up them pies from Bandulu. Let's shift!

See you later, Fats.

Come on, crew! No time to lose.

For real! We still got to get ready for the summer jam!

-Yo, Rastamouse, wa'gwan?

-We come to pick up your pies.

-Cool!

-He-he, they sure look tasty! He-he-he!

-See you later, Bandulu.

You look after them pies!

Ah, Rastamouse! You want one of Poppa's tasty pizzas?

No, Poppa, we come with the pies for you from Bandulu.

Oh, pies from Bandulu. Grazie! But...why are you leaving them here?

Me not know but that's what Dexter said the president wanted.

Come on, guys, we need to collect them

rare groove records from Lady Uptown.

Hey, it's the Easy Crew. Me favourite crew!

-What can I do for you?

-We got a list of records we need to borrow.

For President Wensleydale.

Ah, well, if it's the president's request then go and help yourself.

That is funny, the pres not mention nothing to me about any records.

Hmm. Is that so?

You take care of them grooves, Scratchy. They're very rare.

-Me treat them with nuff respect, Lady Uptown.

-Easy Crew, let's shift.

-Yo, Lil Patch.

-Yo, Easy Crew.

Wensleydale say you want these records.

Thanks, Scratchy, but me not expecting them.

-Maybe he want you to play them on the radio.

-Hmm. Maybe you're right.

Let's cue this up for the listeners to hear.

MUSIC PLAYS

Sweet!

That's so crucial! Me wish me had that tune for my set tonight.

True dat! Easy Crew, that's the last of the jobs for the pres.

-Now we can get ready for the jam.

-Wicked!

BUZZING

'Easy Crew. Come in. Come in. Are you reading me?'

That's not President Wensleydale.

'This is Sasha. Me at the President's mansion.

'Come immediately.'

-Looks like we're needed by Sasha.

-Oh man!

-Easy Crew, time to shift.

Oh, Easy Crew. Me glad you came.

Wensleydale promised me a new dress from Natty Kass for the summer jam.

But it didn't arrive. Me proper stressed.

-We pick up a dress from Natty Kass.

-But we took it to Fats.

Dexter told us to!

My new dress not the only thing that gone astray.

The presidential phone not stopped ringing today.

Stylee said Bandulu's pies haven't arrived at Misty Falls.

Fats was supposed to deliver the stage and lights

and him not show up at all.

Hmm. We been working all day and nothing's been done right.

But at least you picked up your rare grooves, Scratchy, for your DJ set.

Them records were for me? I thought they were for Lil Patch.

Oh no!

Hmm. Me think Dexter gave us some mixed up instructions.

Easy Crew, we need to sort out this mess

or there could be no summer jam at all.

Yo, Dexter. You know all of them jobs you tell us to do for the pres?

-Me think you got them a lickle mixed up.

-Me not think so, Rastamouse.

Oh, OK. Then tell us once again exactly what the president said.

Oh, me not get no message from the pres.

I got the message from Rubba and Dub.

BOTH: Rubba and Dub!

Right. Then we need to speak to Rubba and Dub

and find out what was meant to happen.

Easy Crew, let's shift.

-Yo, Rubba! Yo, Dub!

-Yo, Rastamouse.

-Yo, Rastamouse.

-Wa'gwan?

-Did you give a list of instructions to Dexter this morning?

-We did.

-We did. A whole list.

-Yeah, a whole list for true.

What you tell him?

-To collect a parcel from Bandulu.

-From Bandulu. No, that was the pies.

-Ah, the pies. For sure. And take them to Natty Kass.

-Natty Kass.

Uh, no. Take them to Misty Falls for the jam.

-And there was this message for Fats.

-That's right.

-Something about the lights and the stage?

-Mmm. Me not sure.

-Me not sure neither.

-No wonder the message got all mashed up.

Can you remember exactly what the president asked you to do?

-Not the pres.

-We got a list from Frank.

-From Frank.

-That's right.

ALL: Frank?

-Frank was well busy and needed some help.

-He needed a heap of help.

Then we need to speak to Frank. And super fast.

-Yo, Frank. You got a minute?

-Oh. Oh, yeah.

Me ready f-for the summer jam now so I can talk for a little while.

Frank, wa'gwan with the list of things

the president asked you to do?

Oh, well, you see, m-me wanted to get it all done by myself

but-but then me also wanted to get ready for the jam.

Rubba and Dub, they said they can help me out.

-But then they asked Dexter.

-And then Dexter asked us.

And the message got all mashed up. And now...

-Nothing ready for the jam!

-Oh. That's not so good.

You might have got yourself ready, but because you didn't do

what the president asked there could be no jam at all.

-Oh. M-m-me sorry, Rastamouse. What we gon do?

-Don't worry yourself.

Don't worry. Me think me know how to make a bad thing good.

We're going to need plenty of help.

-The stage looking great!

-Thanks, Rastamouse.

-Yo, Stylee!

Me think your summer jam is going to be proper crucial! Ha-ha-ha!

It wouldn't have happened without your help, Rastamouse.

Me got the pies and picked up some extra pizzas too.

And me got me dress. And me looks so fly!

-Greeting, Rastamouse.

-Yo, Wensleydale!

-Me see everything's going nice and smooth.

-Yeah, man.

-They are now. Ha-ha-ha!

-Hear me now! Listen up, everyone.

President Wensleydale has just arrived

so the summer jam has officially begun!

Hm-hmm. Easy Crew, come in.

Come in. Are you reading me? Message from President Wensleydale.

Listen up, you three. Rastamouse, come in. Come in.

Me loving Stylee's summer jam. And how it all runs proper smoothly.

Thanks. Me love dat. Irie, man!

# Give it up, give it up

# Give it up for the Easy Crew

# Solvin' mysteries in the neighbourhood

# Always there to make a bad ting good. #