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Have you wanted to control a celebrity?

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-Make your wish their command.

-This is the show where three mates

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take charge of a star for a day, controlling them

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through funny situations like these.

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BUZZING

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"Shout "show me the money"...

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Show me the money!

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'You've got to accidentally spill'

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cereal all over the place.

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Oh, dear.

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(Squirt it at him.)

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MANIACAL LAUGHTER

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Now be a duck.

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HE QUACKS

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All the action takes place in our celebrity house.

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It's rigged from top to bottom with hidden cameras and microphones

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and our remote controllers will be based here...

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MACHINES BEEP

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in this high-tech control room, giving their star instructions

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via a secret ear piece.

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It's time to remote control another star.

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Let's meet today's remote controllers.

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I'm Josh. I'm the cheeky one, so our star better not mess with me.

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Hi, I'm Nessim, I'm the cool one

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and the brainy one and I'm going to think of all the pranks today.

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Hi, I'm Lydia.

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I'm the boss. I'm going to be taking charge

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of these guys today and the star.

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Lydia's my sister. I think Lydia's going to bring some funny pranks

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and some cheeky pranks as well.

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Nessim's funny, he has a good sense of humour.

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If you were talking, he wouldn't be boring,

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he would be very interesting.

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Josh is a guy who always does pranks on people

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and he's really funny as well.

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-Have you got a star for us today?

-Oh, I've got a star for us today.

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Today's star is a top actress

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best known for playing Delilah in Emmerdale

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and for winning Dancing On Ice. Today's Remote Control Star is...

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-..Hayley Tamaddon.

-CHEERING

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-Hi, guys! Hello! Group hug. Are you all right?

-Yes.

-What's your name?

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-Nessim.

-Nessim, nice to meet you.

-Lydia.

-Nice to meet you.

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-Josh.

-Nice to meet you.

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-They got a group hug.

-Yeah.

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You're not getting a hug, absolutely not.

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Remote Controllers, what do you think of your star?

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-Do you think they'll be any good?

-Yes!

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Right, Hayley, what's your first impression

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of our Remote Controllers?

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I think they're going to be mischievous,

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little naughty monkeys, to be quite honest.

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-And are you feeling nervous?

-Really nervous.

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Really nervous. Please be good to me.

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-And you two.

-There's one other thing.

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-Go on?

-You have to promise to obey all orders, no matter how tricky,

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by these Remote Controllers. Do you promise?

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-OK, I promise.

-Right, brilliant. Are you ready for challenge one?

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-Yes.

-Hayley, here is your hidden ear piece.

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You need to go and wear that and get ready for challenge one. Good luck.

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-Remote Controllers, are you ready?

-Yes.

-Let's go and Remote Control.

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Hayley's in position in the kitchen.

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Four cameras are covering her every move.

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It's time for the first of her three challenges.

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-Hayley, it's JK. Can you hear me?

-Yes, I can.

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Are you wondering what you're doing in the kitchen?

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-Yes.

-Don't worry, you don't have to do the washing up.

-OK.

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But what we've done is fix it for you to have a top cookery lesson.

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-Ooh.

-Hayley, it's Joel here.

-Hi, Joel.

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-It's not going to be that easy.

-Oh, what?

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You're going to be messing around, it's going to be a nightmare

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and you're going to make it the weirdest cookery lesson ever.

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OK, yeah, let's do it.

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The Remote Controllers will be helping you through your mission.

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We've got to keep it going

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-for 15 minutes.

-15 minutes?!

-15 minutes.

-That's ages.

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So, the main challenge is

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to cause chaos in the kitchen with a top TV chef

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who thinks he's come to give her a cookery lesson.

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Tasks will pop up on this screen.

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Will the Remote Controllers be able to get Hayley to do them?

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Listen out for the doorbell. He'll be here any second. Good luck.

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Listen up, Remote Controllers, and remember -

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he knows nothing about the hidden cameras.

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I'm getting nervous now, I need a wee.

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Cameras are set, Hayley's in position and the chef has arrived.

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It's now over to the Remote Controllers. Here goes.

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Hiya, Andy. Nice to meet you. Come in. Thank you!

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Hiya. Come in. Right...

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Do you recognise him?

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Do I recognise you from somewhere?

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I was on MasterChef.

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I watch a lot of cooking programmes, but you look really familiar.

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So, what is it you want to do?

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You've got to do some cooking on TV, is that right?

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Basically, I've got to do a cooking show

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and I've got to make dips and the one in particular

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they've asked me to make

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-is hummus, but I have no idea how to make hummus.

-OK, cool.

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So, what do you need - a bowl?

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So, we've worked out he was a MasterChef finalist.

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So, he'll be hoping to teach Hayley a thing or two about food.

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Our Remote Controllers have other plans.

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Pretend you hate all the food the chef suggested.

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OK, a good trick here is

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take it and squash it and take the skin off, which is really easy.

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-Then add some salt.

-I hate salt.

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I'm not a massive salt fan, to be honest.

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-That's a lot of salt.

-It's not a lot of salt.

-I hate salt.

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-I don't really like salt.

-Yeah, but..

-Will I taste it?

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-Or garlic.

-Not in all that, you won't even taste it at all.

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I'm going to tell you a secret. I hate the taste of garlic.

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What a fuss pot. Good work.

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Well, it normally goes in hummus,

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so it's up to you whether you put it in.

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But it's not like a strong taste, because there isn't very much.

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-I hate hummus.

-So, if you just squash it up with the salt.

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Right. I actually hate hummus.

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I hate most dips and I don't know why I'm actually doing this show.

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Well, it'll be fun, it'll be fun.

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-I love sprouts.

-I love sprouts, though.

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Good. I don't know if there are any dips with sprouts.

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Really? No veggie dips with sprouts in?

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-They play havoc with my wind.

-I don't cook very much so...

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Probably horrible with dip as well.

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Yes, can you imagine the after effects?

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I think they would give me wind...

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-Yeah, they probably would.

-..if I made a Brussels sprout dip.

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Make a sound of the fart.

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Can you imagine the noises? It'd be, like, full on, like, farting.

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SHE IMITATES A FART NOISE

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Right, time to play a trump card and start the cooking with another task.

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Insist on making beans on toast.

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Add lemon juice and then mash it up.

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You know what I'd rather make?

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-What?

-Beans on toast.

-Yeah, I know, yeah.

-Can we make it?

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-Beans on toast?

-Yeah. Do you fancy some?

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-Show me how it's done.

-Shall we have beans on toast?

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You've got to learn something here!

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-I will, but let's have beans on toast.

-You won't learn something.

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Honestly. Come on, I've got bread and I've got beans and

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I'm starving and you are a chef and you're only here for, how long?

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You show me your recipe for beans on toast.

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-You'll do it better than me.

-You'll do it much better than me.

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-Oh, my bread's frozen.

-That's brown bread.

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Is that brown bread?

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You know that's white bread.

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You might not be a chef, but you know that's white bread.

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Is he beginning to lose his cool?

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Come on, Hayley, we don't want him to get suspicious.

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How do you make toast?

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Right, tell me how to do this. Where's my toaster?

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-Put the bread in the toaster.

-INAUDIBLE

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Seriously, I have to use the grill because...

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-You must have a toaster.

-No.

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Do a random dance.

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Oh, man, I can't...

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Crikey, he's lost for words.

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This cooker's rubbish.

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-This cooker is rubbish.

-It's not rubbish.

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It is rubbish.

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Just do beans on bread.

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OK, what about beans on bread? We could just butter the bread.

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-Beans on frozen bread?

-Would that be nice?

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-It would be horrible.

-Let's just try it.

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-I've got butter.

-Sit on the bread to warm it up.

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Do you know what we could do?

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Don't laugh when I do this, but it is frozen, but we could do that.

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-Sit on it?

-Yes, to warm it up a little bit.

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-SHE LAUGHS

-She sat on the bread!

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-My gran taught me this.

-My gran used to do this.

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-Really.

-This is my grandma's trick.

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Nice one, Josh. What a wind up merchant.

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Hayley is doing amazingly well. Keep it up.

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With just three minutes to go, it's time for the final task.

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Convince the chef to splat a tomato on his head.

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I can't wait to see this.

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-Basically, at the end of this cooking programme...

-Yeah.

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..I have to come up with a trick.

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-If this is a comedy show, you are a shoe in.

-Really? You reckon?

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I need to test it out and I'm hoping you are going apply to this

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because I think I can tell you stuff.

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Basically, these tomatoes, I'm going to take the skin off

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and I'm going to put it on his head and just go like that.

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-All right.

-But I'm going to do it when he's not looking

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for the comedy element.

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-Stick the skin on his head?

-No, the whole tomato.

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-Oh, the whole tomato and squash it?

-And squash the whole tomato.

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-That's a good idea.

-Will it work?

-It will squash.

-Will it squash?

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-Oh, yeah, it will squash.

-Please can I try it?

-Not on me.

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-You can wash your hair afterwards.

-No chance. You try it on yourself.

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and I will give you my expert opinion.

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-I'll pay you double.

-Can I just try it?

-No.

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How about if I pay you to let me try it.

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Nobody else will agree to doing it.

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It looks like he's had enough.

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Come on, Hayley, focus. Time is running out.

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Start begging, get on your knees.

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Please, please, please. Just one tomato. Please. Please.

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-Time's up.

-Hayley, it's JK. Tell him he's on a hidden camera show.

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We're coming in.

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It's going to look brilliant on TV

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and also it's going to look really good

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on a hidden camera show, which you are on.

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SHE LAUGHS

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-Hello.

-JK, Joel.

-Hi, Andy.

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-And I think you've met Hayley, yeah?

-Just about.

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First, I'll explain what's been going on, shall I?

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In that room over there, there's a load of Remote Controllers

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telling Hayley exactly what to do.

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You tried hard to get the tomato.

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-I really tried hard.

-He was having none of it.

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Was the bread thing a lie as well?

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-Everything, everything.

-I was going to chat to my granny about that.

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See?! I'm pretty good at this.

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That dip, how far did you get?

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-Not very far.

-Here, I'll taste it.

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We never did get to see the tomato splatted.

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HE LAUGHS

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Oh!

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See what you got out of, Andy?

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SHE LAUGHS

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-Amazing.

-That was so funny. Funniest part was when

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she sat on the bread and made that farting noise.

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Don't laugh when I do this, but it is frozen, but we could do that.

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-Sit on it?

-Yeah, to warm it up a little bit.

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Oh, yeah, the salt. He was, like, putting salt.

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I don't like this, I don't like that.

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-Remote Controllers, are you having fun so far?

-Yes.

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-Are you ready to guide Hayley through to the next challenge?

-Yes.

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Now, because of that tomato on your head,

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JK's ramped up the pressure for this next challenge.

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-I'm still finding it.

-You'll be finding it for weeks.

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Hayley, we're going to take you out of your comfort zone.

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-You're coming out of mansion and you're going on the streets.

-What?

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And all I'll say to you is, this next challenge, if you get it right,

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will be a work of art.

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-Oh, no.

-Don't think about it.

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You just go and get ready for the next challenge.

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-Right, bye, guys.

-Bye!

-See you! Good luck.

-Thank you.

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Hayley's out on the streets for her challenge.

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She has 15 minutes to test her creative powers of persuasion

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by pretending to be a celebrity portrait artist.

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It will be a brush stroke of genius if she pulls this off.

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The Remote Controllers will be inside the van,

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watching and giving Hayley orders through her secret ear piece.

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-Hayley, it's JK.

-Hey, JK.

-How are you?

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I'm all right. What's going on?

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I never knew you were such a talented drawer.

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I did pretty well, right? Look at Simon.

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It's really, really good.

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-Anyway, are you ready for your challenge?

-Ready.

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You've got to get people to let you draw their picture

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for your celebrity street art project.

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-In other words, you're a celebrity artist.

-Oh, what?

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But they are going to be the worst drawings ever and, as ever,

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the Remote Controllers will help you think of what to say and do.

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Are you up for the challenge?

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This is going to be really hard.

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-You know you can do it.

-Oh, JK, look at this.

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-I've got glasses, right.

-Yeah? If I put these on,

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do I look like a proper artist?

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-Oh, what a disguise! That's an amazing disguise.

-Who is that?

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Just out of curiosity, can you draw?

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No, I'm rubbish at drawing.

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Well, this challenge should be really easy, then.

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-Let's do it, good luck.

-Here we go. Who am I going to get?

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I'm really pretty nervous about this.

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Excuse me, could I borrow you a minute?

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Do you think you've got a couple of minutes to help me out?

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-What is it for?

-Right,

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I'm doing a celebrity caricature drawing

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and I need to choose someone in the street to just draw quickly.

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-Nice hair.

-You've got nice hair.

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-Got someone.

-This is what I've done so far.

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There's Brad Pitt, Simon Cowell, so I'm pretty good, right?

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Who, that one? No, it's Brad Pitt.

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It does look a bit like Olly Murs, though!

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-Come and sit on this stool here for me. Where are you from?

-Australia.

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You're Australian? Oh, wow! Cool.

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Right, are you ready? I'm pretty good at this.

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-Do you like surfing?

-Surfing, snowboarding.

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You like snowboarding? Oh, cool.

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I'm not happy with that one, screw it up.

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I'm not happy with that at all.

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I'm just going to start again.

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That wasn't very good at all.

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Say, "This is my best art ever."

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This is probably one of the best ones I've ever done, actually.

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This is really good.

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The bloke thinks he's going to get a good picture but instead,

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he's getting something that even a five-year-old would laugh at.

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-Keep still, keep still.

-OK, keep still. Got it. OK.

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Just do that again.

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That's brilliant. OK, stay there, stay there.

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Tell him to do it 20 times.

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Do it, like, probably about 20 times, but just keep moving it. Yeah.

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And then I can just... That's so good.

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I did the Jedward last week.

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-Last week, I did Jedward,

-Oh, really?

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How cool's that? Maybe we could give you a bit of a Jedward quiff.

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-Scribble all over it now.

-Keep going.

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-OK, that's so good.

-You wouldn't believe how much money

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I've been making off this.

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-I've been making loads of money doing it, you know?

-Have a guess.

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Have a guess how much I've made.

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Well, I try and sell them for, like, a fiver.

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They've only agreed to have their portraits done in the first place

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because they were expecting them to look like this.

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-It's time to reveal those masterpieces.

-OK, you can stop.

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-You're going to love this.

-You're going to love this.

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If you're going to take it home, you have to pay for it.

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If you want to take it home,

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I might charge you a little bit of money, but not a lot.

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-Right, I think I'm pretty much done.

-Tell them to close their eyes.

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Stand up with your eyes closed

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because I don't want to reveal it too soon.

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-Stay right where you are.

-You're going to love it.

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-You're going to love it.

-I think it's a brilliant likeness.

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It's a really, really good likeness

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and you're absolutely going to love it. Have a look.

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-That is wicked.

-THEY LAUGH

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Try turning him upside down, because he is Australian.

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OK, have a look.

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THEY LAUGH

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Do you want to buy it from me?

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-No.

-Have a look.

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-Are you happy with this?

-Yes.

-Do you like it?

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-What do you honestly think?

-What do you honestly think?

-Um...

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Don't hurt my feelings, please.

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Please don't hurt my feelings.

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THEY LAUGH

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-You think it looks like a kid's drawn it?

-I'm an artist.

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Are you taking the mickey?

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-I am an artist. You're taking the mickey.

-Reveal it.

-OK.

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Thank you very much for being on my hidden camera show.

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Look up there. There's a camera. There you go.

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Thank you. You've been a really good sport.

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I liked the moment when they said it's free to draw,

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but if you take it home, then it costs a lot of money.

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If you want to take it home,

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I might, like, charge you a little bit of money.

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I would not like her doing my picture.

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It's amazing that all these stars

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agree to be Remote Controlled on our show.

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But to make things fair, we promised to have a go at it ourselves.

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This is JK and Joel Remote Controlled.

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This is the part of the show

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where we're told exactly what to do by Remote Control text message.

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The thing is, we never know what's coming our way,

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but we have promised to obey every command.

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I'm just waiting for that command now.

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Here we are, here we are.

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-It says, "Go and find a department store." Is that it?

-That's easy.

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-There's one over there.

-Come on.

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Do you know what? I've been wanting to update my wardrobe for ages?

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Mate, there was something I was going to talk to you about.

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Hang on! You must now find three items of clothing

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for each other and then get dressed.

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Easy.

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Joel's bound to get me something ridiculous.

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This is going to be so embarrassing.

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I'll have to give as good as I get.

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Just wait until JK sees what I've got for him.

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We're not really going to have to wear these in public, are we?

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Oh, no.

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This is not going to be embarrassing, is it?

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-You couldn't even get the right size.

-Hang on - you said medium.

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Yeah, adult medium.

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We're back at the celebrity house

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with our Remote Controllers Josh, Lydia and Nessim.

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And in the sitting room, it looks like a right mess.

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Has our star, Hayley Tamaddon,

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forgotten to tidy up or is this part of another prank?

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OK...

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Camera...hello.

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OK, guys, Hayley's in position in the sitting room.

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She's ready for her third and final challenge.

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Headphones on, lights down.

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-Hey, can you hear me?

-Hayley, it's JK.

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We can hear you, can you hear us?

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-I can hear you, boys, yes.

-Have a quick look round that room.

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-Yeah, it's a tip.

-It's terrible, isn't it,

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when your sitting room's all messy and you have to go out

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-and you haven't got time to clear it up.

-Yeah.

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And the story is...exactly that.

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But you've got a cleaner coming round to tidy up for you.

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Oh, cool. Excellent.

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It's Joel here and even better news - I've ordered you

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-a big beefy bloke to come round.

-Is he nice?

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You'll have to wait and see.

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But you're going to have to turn him into a make up artist.

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How am I going to get him to do that?

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He will be here soon. Listen out for the doorbell.

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The Remote Controllers will tell you exactly what to do

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and what you can get away with.

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-He knows nothing about the hidden cameras. Good luck, Hayley.

-What?!

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So, the main challenge is to persuade this cleaner guy

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to become her make up artist within 15 minutes.

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As always, tricky tasks will be popping up on the screen

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to make our Remote Controllers' job even harder.

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I wonder how much this man will know about make up?

0:20:170:20:20

Yeah?

0:20:200:20:21

-Cleaner's here.

-Oh, hiya, are you all right?

0:20:220:20:25

Nice to meet you. Sorry, I'm so late, I'm just getting ready.

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Right, the cleaner's here, let's see how Hayley copes.

0:20:280:20:32

Are you all right cleaning the living room for me, is that OK?

0:20:320:20:34

-Yeah.

-I'm so sorry it's such a bit of a tip.

0:20:340:20:36

Please could you start by doing the washing? It's all clean that,

0:20:360:20:41

-it just needs folding. Is that OK?

-OK, fold it?

0:20:410:20:45

Yeah, just start with that. I'm so, I'm meant to have a make up

0:20:450:20:48

artist come and help me and they've not turned up

0:20:480:20:51

and my hairdresser didn't turn up, so I'm completely behind.

0:20:510:20:55

I was meant to be there ages ago and I'm so late.

0:20:550:20:57

He has started cracking on with the cleaning job,

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but how easy will it be to make him become a make-up artist?

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Make up a ridiculous reason why the cleaner has to do

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your make up for you.

0:21:080:21:09

Gosh, I'm so late. Absolutely, so late.

0:21:090:21:12

I haven't even done my make up or my hair.

0:21:130:21:16

While you're doing your nails, tell him to do your make up.

0:21:160:21:19

Actually, you could really help me with something.

0:21:190:21:22

I need to do lipstick and blusher. Do you do make up or anything?

0:21:220:21:27

Because my make-up artist is not here and not coming

0:21:270:21:29

and I don't do my own make up. Yeah, I'll try. Will you try?

0:21:290:21:33

Well, the blusher brush is poised and ready.

0:21:330:21:35

Look at him go! Good remote controlling.

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-First time I've ever done this.

-First time ever, really?

0:21:400:21:43

This is what I need. Just squeeze a bit out and...

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What the cleaner doesn't know is these mirrors are two way.

0:21:460:21:50

We can see everything.

0:21:500:21:51

-Say, "Ow!"

-That looks good. "Ow!"

0:21:510:21:54

Oh, sorry.

0:21:540:21:56

Nice play, Nessim.

0:21:560:21:58

-It's gone in my eye.

-It's gone in my eye.

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I think that's gone in my eye. I've got a bit of glitter in my eye.

0:22:010:22:05

No, that's all right. Let me see.

0:22:050:22:08

I think that looks good!

0:22:080:22:11

Hayley deserves an award for this cheeky performance. Good work!

0:22:110:22:14

What will the Remote Controllers think of next?

0:22:140:22:17

Tell him to do your make up like a clown.

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I'm meant to go in fancy dress to this premiere

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and I didn't really have a costume.

0:22:220:22:24

What do you think if I didn't wear a costume, but did fancy dress make up?

0:22:240:22:28

Like, I went as a clown or something?

0:22:280:22:31

-You might be able to help me.

-Yeah, any time.

-Would you?

0:22:330:22:37

-That's so good.

-Ah, what a gent!

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I'm rubbish at anything. I have a make up artist to do all of this.

0:22:410:22:44

Shout really loud, "I'm a clown!"

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-Cool, I'm a clown!

-Well, done, Hayley, great remote controlling.

0:22:460:22:51

-What do clowns look like?

-Red nose.

-Give me a red nose.

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-Like a proper clown, red nose. Anything clowny.

-With lipstick.

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But you can use that, like cheeks or a nose.

0:23:010:23:04

She's got to keep this going for another five minutes.

0:23:040:23:09

-Big nose.

-Yeah, make it a big red nose,

0:23:110:23:14

because clowns have really big noses.

0:23:140:23:16

-Say, "Boo."

-"Boo."

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Little does the cleaner know, Hayley and the Remote Controllers

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won't be satisfied until he's made her whole face like a clown.

0:23:230:23:27

OK, what about cheeks? Like, circle cheeks.

0:23:270:23:30

Start laughing really loud.

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SHE LAUGHS

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Do I need anything else?

0:23:350:23:36

-Big black eyes.

-What about fake glasses or something.

-Yeah.

0:23:360:23:42

Don't press too hard, though.

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-Square ones.

-What about square ones?

0:23:450:23:48

Is it definitely going to come off?

0:23:480:23:50

Will it come off? It will come off, won't it?

0:23:500:23:52

Put a moustache on me.

0:23:520:23:54

You know the old-fashioned clowns have the 'tash thing and the

0:23:540:23:57

beard thing and they go squiggle like that. One of them, as well.

0:23:570:24:02

-That?

-Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go on, do one of those.

0:24:020:24:05

You're pretty good at this.

0:24:050:24:07

-I want a beard.

-Right, I want a beard!

0:24:070:24:09

Go! Yeah, yeah.

0:24:090:24:11

Cool.

0:24:110:24:13

12 of the 15 minutes have gone. They need to come up with a way

0:24:130:24:17

to make it last three more minutes. Here's a final task to help.

0:24:170:24:21

Get him to agree to go with you to the celebrity event

0:24:210:24:24

you're attending tonight.

0:24:240:24:26

Right, I'm just going to call my date and check he's on his way.

0:24:260:24:30

He was meant to be here ages ago.

0:24:300:24:32

He texted me. He's not coming.

0:24:320:24:34

Oh, no, no! He's not coming.

0:24:370:24:40

His budgie's ill.

0:24:400:24:42

He said he turned round and went back because his budgie's dying.

0:24:420:24:45

Even with that budgie story, he still doesn't suspect a thing.

0:24:480:24:51

Two minutes left.

0:24:510:24:52

I need a date for the night. Do you want to come with me, as my guest?

0:24:520:24:55

I've got his costume, so you could wear his costume.

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Do you want to see the costume? I've got it.

0:25:040:25:06

Quality outfit, Hayley!

0:25:080:25:10

Basically, it's like a strongman's type thing.

0:25:120:25:16

We'd look perfect together, because I'd go as a clown

0:25:160:25:19

and you'd go as strong man. You can just wear that across, like that.

0:25:190:25:23

Go to the toilet and try it on.

0:25:230:25:25

-Would you at least try it on and see what..?

-I don't mind trying it.

0:25:250:25:30

Brilliant. Brilliant.

0:25:300:25:33

I'll show you where the toilet is.

0:25:330:25:36

That is amazing!

0:25:380:25:40

This is brilliant!

0:25:400:25:42

The challenge was due to last 15 minutes. Time's almost up.

0:25:420:25:45

Oh, that is so good. It fits you so well.

0:25:450:25:48

You look amazing.

0:25:500:25:53

Aha, me Tarzan, you Jane. How fetching!

0:25:530:25:56

Hayley, tell him he's on a hidden camera. We're coming in!

0:25:560:26:00

It's time to reveal the joke...

0:26:000:26:02

Let me tell you something. You came here to do the cleaning.

0:26:020:26:06

What you've actually done is

0:26:060:26:08

you've just taken part in a hidden camera show.

0:26:080:26:11

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:26:110:26:14

You've been an absolute star, an absolute star.

0:26:170:26:19

You're the man.

0:26:190:26:21

Favourite moment is when he got changed and came back.

0:26:250:26:28

That is amazing!

0:26:280:26:30

That was so funny.

0:26:330:26:34

That was the best one so far.

0:26:340:26:35

CHEERING

0:26:400:26:43

Another group hug.

0:26:450:26:46

We don't get a group hug again.

0:26:460:26:47

There you go, boys. Have five.

0:26:470:26:49

Josh, your favourite part?

0:26:500:26:51

Definitely when Hugo was getting changed and he really fell for it.

0:26:510:26:56

He was brilliant. Star of the show.

0:26:560:26:58

My favourite part was when Hayley did all those horrible paintings

0:26:580:27:02

and someone actually wanted to buy one.

0:27:020:27:04

-Nessim, your favourite?

-When Hayley sat on the bread.

0:27:040:27:06

-And it was?

-Flat bread.

0:27:060:27:08

Flat bread, of course.

0:27:080:27:10

Have you enjoyed it, Hayley?

0:27:100:27:12

I've had a great day and it's been really good fun.

0:27:120:27:15

You made it really good for me. It's been great.

0:27:150:27:17

A round of applause for these guys.

0:27:170:27:20

Now, I have something for you, to remember us by.

0:27:200:27:22

The exclusive Remote Control Star baseball hats

0:27:220:27:26

and these cool hoodies as well. Take one of those each. Lovely stuff.

0:27:260:27:30

No group hug? No hoodie, no baseball cap for you.

0:27:300:27:32

Anyway, give yourself a big cheer. You've been great today, guys.

0:27:320:27:36

That's all we've got time for now, until next time when we put

0:27:360:27:39

another star together with three Remote Controllers here on...

0:27:390:27:43

ALL: Remote Control Star!

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