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Hello. Welcome to Remotely Funny. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
Hi, everyone. I'm Saara and this is Remotely Funny, | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
the show that has the power to go anywhere in the UK. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
I'm coming in wirelessly, | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
hijacking your home and then offering you prizes. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
You can play if you're in your PJs. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
You can play if you're grounded. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
You could even play if you've accidentally locked yourself | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
in the cupboard under the stairs pretending to be Harry Potter. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
We've all been there. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
Today I'm in Germany. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
If I'm here in Germany, | 0:00:51 | 0:00:52 | |
where are my daring Remotely Funny contenders today? | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
Let's meet them. First up, it's Manon. Hello, Manon. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:59 | |
-ALL: -Hi! | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
Manon is 11 years old and from Derbyshire. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
She likes doing the Funky Chicken, while eating chicken nuggets, | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
horse riding, high ropes | 0:01:06 | 0:01:07 | |
and roller-skating. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
-Who's with you today? -Hello! I'm with my dad, Steve. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:13 | |
Hi! | 0:01:13 | 0:01:14 | |
-And my brother, Matisse. -Hello! | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
Wonderful. Great to meet you people. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
Manon, you have three brothers. What's that like in your house? | 0:01:18 | 0:01:22 | |
-Horrible and outnumbered. -Yeah, you definitely are. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
What is the most adventurous thing you've done on a family holiday? | 0:01:25 | 0:01:29 | |
Probably canoeing with crocodiles. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
-What?! Where did that happen? -In America. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
Oh, my goodness. Tell me about your dad. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
Why did you choose him as your team-mate today? | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
He is good at embarrassing me. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
OK, well, that is definitely an advantage in this game, Manon. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
Let's move on. It is time to meet Madeleine. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:50 | |
-Madeleine, say hello to Manon and the boys. -Hello! | 0:01:50 | 0:01:54 | |
Madeleine is 11 years old, from Hertfordshire. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
She loves playing the piano and daydreaming. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
But she totally hates cheese. | 0:01:58 | 0:01:59 | |
Madeleine wants to be an author when she grows up. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
She likes writing spooky stories and her favourite emoji is the ghost. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
Boo! | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
Madeleine, you want to be an actress when you're older? Why is that. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
I quite like being creative and I'm not really scared | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
in front of big crowds and I just find it fun. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
What qualities will your dad be bringing to your team? | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
He doesn't care about making a fool of himself, really. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
That's amazing. That sounds exactly like me. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
Finally, we're connecting to Rion. Hello, Rion! | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
-Everyone say hello to Rion. ALL: -Hello! | 0:02:29 | 0:02:33 | |
11-year-old Rion is from London. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
He loves rocking out on his guitar, | 0:02:35 | 0:02:36 | |
is a whiz at building things and once met the actor Vin Diesel. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:40 | |
Rion has eaten dried mealworms | 0:02:40 | 0:02:41 | |
and said they're actually a lot nicer than broccoli. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
Hello, Rion. Who are you with today? | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
I'm with my auntie, my mother... | 0:02:46 | 0:02:51 | |
Hi! | 0:02:51 | 0:02:52 | |
..and last but not least, my little cousin. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
Hello! Really nice to meet you. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
Rion, I've heard you're quite the musician. What do you play? | 0:02:58 | 0:03:02 | |
I play the guitar to grade two. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
Oh, interesting. Can you give us a tune? | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
HE PLAYS GUITAR | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
Oh, my goodness, Rion! | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
Thank you, Rion. That's enough. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
Mum, what a talented boy you have. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
But is he any good at useful stuff like washing up and making the bed? | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
Absolutely not. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:25 | |
SAARA LAUGHS | 0:03:27 | 0:03:28 | |
Players, this is a contest and only one of you can win. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
It's time for all the family members to leave the room. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
Everyone leave the room! | 0:03:34 | 0:03:35 | |
OK, players, there's a lot at stake when it comes to prizes. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
So listen up because I'll only say this once, I hate repeating myself. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
Do you hear me? I hate repeating myself. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
-Are you up to the challenge? ALL: -Yes! | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
Awesome. This is what you can win. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
Your face in the Remotely Funny Hall of Fame. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:02 | |
Plus, the top-of-the-line in loungewear - | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
the Remotely Funny hoodie. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
Guaranteed to get you the best table in the school canteen. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
Order yours today by winning this game. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
Manon, Madeleine and Rion, show me your best game faces. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
Good job. This is Bedroom Bonanza. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
I name it, you collect it. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
The first one back with the item wins three of my delectable samojis. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:29 | |
Item number one, go get me something you would take with you | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
to the future if we could time travel. Go! Go get me that item! | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
What would you take to the future if we could time travel? | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
The first one back with the item gets three samojis | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
and Madeleine is back. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
And so is Manon. Rion, what do you have there? | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
-A toothbrush. -Why would you take a toothbrush to the future, Rion? | 0:04:47 | 0:04:51 | |
Dental care is very big these days. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
Hm, and it should be in the future as well. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
-Manon, what would you take to the future? -I would take my tablet. | 0:04:56 | 0:05:00 | |
I'd want to communicate with my friends | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
and it's really handy if I don't know something in the future, | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
I can just search it up. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
-Madeleine, what do you have? -I have my phone. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
Like, wouldn't it be pretty cool to take photos of the future? | 0:05:10 | 0:05:15 | |
That is pretty cool, Madeleine. Good thinking. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
Madeleine was back first so, Madeleine, you get three samojis. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
Whoo! | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
But, Rion, because you thought of dental care, | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
which was amazing to me, you get one extra samoji, Rion. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
Item number two - bring me your mum's perfume. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:35 | |
Come on, come on, come on! Your mum's perfume. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
Bring me your mum's perfume. Oh, and Rion is back first. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
Madeleine is number two. Where's Manon? | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
Oh, here she comes, here she comes. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
Rion, tell me about this perfume. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
One thing I know for sure, it stinks. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
Simple and clear. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:53 | |
Manon, spray some of your perfume on me. I want to smell it. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
Oh, oh... | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
I smell flowers. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
Madeleine, what about your perfume? | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
Tell me something about it. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:06 | |
It smells kind of like a nice soap. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:11 | |
You would like wearing a nice soap scent? | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
Yeah. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
Rion, you were back first so that's three samojis for you. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
But, Manon, because you're so great at selling perfume, | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
I'm going to give you one samoji. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
Whoo! Celebrate! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
It is time for item number three. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
Get me something you could use to build a sandcastle. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:34 | |
Come on, come on, come on! Use your young creative minds. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
Oh, and Madeleine is back first. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
Rion, what do you have there? | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
A small bucket thing. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
What about you, Madeleine? What do you have? | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
Well, I have a box. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:53 | |
It does have earrings in it at the moment | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
but if you empty them out, I'm sure you could scoop the sand into it. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:59 | |
What about you, Manon? What do you have? | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
I brought a perfume box. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
You know when you use, like, buckets, | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
you fill it all up and then you tip it upside down, you can use that. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:12 | |
Oh, so you'll get wonderful sharp edges. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
Madeleine, you were back first this time, so you get three samojis. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:18 | |
Whoo! | 0:07:18 | 0:07:19 | |
But, Manon, because I liked your sharp edges, | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
you're going to get one extra samoji. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
Whoo! Celebrate! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
Rion, I've got a question for you. Come close to me. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
So earlier I spoke to your mum and she told me | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
that she does something that really embarrasses you. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
If you can give me the same answer, I'll give you a slice of samoji pie. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:42 | |
What do you think she said embarrasses you? | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
Her embarrassing, embarrassing pyjamas. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
Yes! That is the correct answer. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
How are they so embarrassing, though? | 0:07:51 | 0:07:52 | |
THEY ALL LAUGH | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
That's an amazing chicken onesie, Rion's mum! | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
SAARA LAUGHS | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
Rion, yes, that was the correct answer, so you get one samoji. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:06 | |
Yeah! | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
Let's find out who has scored some sweet samojis. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
So speeding down the Autobahn into first place is Madeleine. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:22 | |
Good job, Madeleine. To the kitchen for Food Flash. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
Manon, give us a tour of your house, please. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
I'm just going to go through the hallway and go into the kitchen. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:41 | |
Be careful, don't trip! | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
Here in Germany, there are many culinary delights. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
It's just most of them are in sausage or pickle form. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
In Finland, where I'm from, we have our own specialities. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
So for this game, I'm going to show you a Food Flash picture | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
of one of my favourite Finnish dishes | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
and you have 45 seconds to recreate it. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
Samojis for the player who makes their dish look | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
as close to the picture as possible. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
What I am missing with my German food is my favourite Finnish gravy. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:08 | |
It's called ruskeakastike. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
Shout out, "I love you, ruskeakastike!" | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
-ALL: -I love you, rusty...cat...sticker... | 0:09:13 | 0:09:18 | |
Today's dish is called freshbreathbottom. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:22 | |
And here it is. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:23 | |
Today's dish includes sponge fingers, | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
expertly laid across one another to form delicate crosses. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:32 | |
Combined with an exquisite dollop of blue icing. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
Topped with Tic Tacs and a final flourish | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
in the form of a wasabi pea. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
It's then decorated with room-temperature Finnish gravy. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
Now...start cooking! Come on, everyone! | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
ALL SPEAK INDISTINCTLY | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
Come on now, Manon, I need you to shout those orders. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
I don't see your dad doing much. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:09 | |
Put the icing on, Dad. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Perfect, perfect. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
Not that. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
Five, four, | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
three, two, | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
one. Stop cooking! | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
Put everything down. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
It's time to look at your "Finnish-ed" dishes. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
-Manon, tell me something about this dish. -It's very gravy. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:41 | |
Madeleine, can I see your dish? | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
I decided to cook it raw. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
Well, that's a first. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:46 | |
Rion, can I see your plate? | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
Hm, well, things got a bit messy. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
There's gravy on the plate, | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
on the walls and on the counter and also on my shirt. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
Wonderful. I can tell you're very passionate about that dish. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
I had an incident with the gravy. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
Manon, yours looked the closest to the original picture, | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
so, Manon, you get three samojis. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
Whoo! | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
Time for me to taste your food. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
And by that, I mean I will taste it with my eyes, | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
while your parents get to try it. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
Everyone's parents have to try it. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
Here we go! | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
-OK. -Oh, yeah! -Mm! | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
Madeleine's dad... I am in love! | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
Rion, how is your mum liking it so far? | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
Rion's mum, that is NOT the correct answer. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
Everyone's parents tried it, so everyone gets bonus samojis. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
CHEERING | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
-Hey, Madeleine, I've got a question for you. -OK. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:46 | |
I want to know just how well you know your father. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
If you can name his least-favourite food, I'll give you a samoji. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:53 | |
Do you know what it is? | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
Is it cream? | 0:11:55 | 0:11:56 | |
BUZZER No, that was not correct! | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
That was so close, though. But it wasn't cream, it was milk. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
So you don't get a bonus samoji. I'm sorry, Madeleine. Maybe next time. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:06 | |
Let's find out who's top of the table. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
Let's head to the lav for some toilet telly gold. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
It's time for Toilet Takedown. Everyone to the toilets. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:24 | |
This is a guesstimating game. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:39 | |
The closest to the actual answer gets the samojis. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
And here comes the question. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
What percentage of a jellyfish is made from water? | 0:12:45 | 0:12:49 | |
Remember, try and visualise a jellyfish. Be the jellyfish. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:54 | |
How watery do you feel? | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
Now, pens down. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:00 | |
Come to the screen and hold up your answers at the same time. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
Madeleine, what does yours say? | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
90%. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
Rion, what does yours say? | 0:13:07 | 0:13:08 | |
100%. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
-And Manon? -15%. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
The correct answer is 95%. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
-Madeleine, you get three samojis. -Whoo! | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
Rion, you were only 5% out too, so you also get three samojis. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:24 | |
Whoop! Whoop! | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
This is awkward. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:27 | |
I've been telling you not to use the toilet | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
but I've actually been caught short, | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
so watch this LooTube while I, you know...go. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:36 | |
For an extra samoji, I'm going to ask you a question about the video | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
and the first one to flush the loo gets to answer. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:51 | |
And hands off those flushers! | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
So, what was the colour of the block on top of the last tower | 0:13:53 | 0:13:57 | |
to be knocked over. | 0:13:57 | 0:13:58 | |
Manon, what do you think it was? | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
-Purple. -Yes, Manon, that is correct. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
You get one samoji. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
Whoo! | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
Toilet Takedown over. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
As long as your dad wasn't in there this morning, | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
you can all take a deep breath of relief. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
FART | 0:14:16 | 0:14:17 | |
Well, it is time to see your family without the filter. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
Head to the living room for Remotely Funny Families. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
# Der-der-der-di. # | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
You've all been joined by a hot new pop star | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
who also happens to be your parent. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
Contenders, find something your parents can use as a microphone. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:53 | |
Great. What did you pick for a microphone? | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
I picked our TV remote. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
-I picked the TV sound recorder. -Of course. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:02 | |
I picked something REMOTELY funny. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:06 | |
Oh, hmm... I see what you did there. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
I'm going to play each of you a song and when the music stops, | 0:15:08 | 0:15:12 | |
you need to finish the lyrics. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
If you don't know the lyrics, make them up. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
I'll also be awarding samojis for your performance. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
So flair like you don't care. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
Rion's mum, you're going first. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
Play the song. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
# Tried to square not being in there | 0:15:25 | 0:15:31 | |
# But think that I should have been... # | 0:15:31 | 0:15:36 | |
Here we go, Rion's mum. Take the stage. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
# Hold back the river and look in your eyes | 0:15:38 | 0:15:42 | |
# Hold back the river tonight... # | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
-I don't know the words! -Keep it going. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:46 | |
# Hold back the river Hold back! # | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
Rion, how did you feel about that? | 0:15:49 | 0:15:50 | |
My ears will never recover. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
Oh, please! It really moved me! | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
Good job, Rion's mum. But here's the original track. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
# Hold back the river, let me look in your eyes | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
# Hold back the river so I... # | 0:16:03 | 0:16:07 | |
Manon's dad, it is your turn. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
Hit the music. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:11 | |
# She took my arm | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
# I don't know how it happened | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
# We took the floor and she said... # | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
# Dance with me | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
# Will you just be with me? | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
# And even if I don't know the words | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
# We're onto Remotely Fu-u-nny | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
# And my daughter is so loving this. # | 0:16:27 | 0:16:31 | |
OK, I'm loving it too. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
Stop! | 0:16:33 | 0:16:34 | |
Manon, did you hear any of that? | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
I can't hear you cos of how deaf I am now! | 0:16:37 | 0:16:41 | |
LAUGHING: Come on, now! | 0:16:41 | 0:16:42 | |
Let's hear how it should've been done. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
# Oh, don't you dare look back | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
# Just keep your eyes on me | 0:16:47 | 0:16:48 | |
# I said, "You're holding back" | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
# She said, "Shut up and dance with me"... # | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
Finally, no pressure, Madeleine's dad. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:57 | |
Go track! | 0:16:57 | 0:16:58 | |
-# Girls hit your hallelujah -Whoo! | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
-# Girls hit your hallelujah -Whoo! | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
-# Girls hit your hallelujah -Whoo!... # | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
# Uptown funk but I don't know the words | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
# This is going to really embarrass Maddie | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
# Yes, it is! | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
# Yes | 0:17:11 | 0:17:12 | |
# Why you crawling away, Maddie? | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
# Why you crawling away? | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
# Come on! Come back no-o-o-ow! # | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
OK, I-I think she's had enough. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
Madeleine, how excited are you for friends at school to see that? | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
-Yay... -LAUGHTER | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
Madeleine's dad, here's the proper lyrics. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
# Cos uptown funk gonna give it to you | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
# Saturday night and we in the spot | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
# Don't believe me just watch Come on! # | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
Rion's mum, you get a samoji for style. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! | 0:17:45 | 0:17:46 | |
Madeleine's dad, you get a samoji for cringe. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
-Yes! -Whoo! | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
Manon, your father gets three samojis for best performance. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:56 | |
Yee-ha! | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
Well, it's time to revisit the scene of crime. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
Play the evidence. Let's loop! | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
# Hold back the River and... # | 0:18:04 | 0:18:05 | |
# Dance with me... # | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
# Hold back the River to... # | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
# I don't know the words... # | 0:18:09 | 0:18:10 | |
# Don't know the words... # | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
# Ahh... # | 0:18:12 | 0:18:13 | |
# We're onto Remotely... | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
# Why you crawling away? # | 0:18:15 | 0:18:16 | |
# ..Funny. # | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
# Yes, it is! # | 0:18:18 | 0:18:19 | |
# Hold back. # | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
Hey, Manon, how well do you think you know your dad? | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
I hope I know him better than he knows himself. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:30 | |
I know everything about your dad. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:31 | |
And I'm going to give you an extra samoji | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
if you can bring me one of his favourite items of clothing. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:38 | |
Go, go, go! | 0:18:38 | 0:18:39 | |
What can it be? | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
No! No! | 0:18:43 | 0:18:44 | |
His cycling mankini. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
It's what he cycles in. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
It looks like a baby swing. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
That's the correct answer. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:51 | |
The answer was anything he wears for cycling, | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
so that's one samoji for you, Manon. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
Whoo! | 0:18:56 | 0:18:57 | |
Scores are... | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
It's time for The Decider. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
OK, everyone, things are about to get so tense right now | 0:19:15 | 0:19:19 | |
I need your full attention and that means it's time for mums and dads | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
to leave. Out! | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
Madeleine, Rion and Manon, you're on your own from here until the end. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:28 | |
This game is called Say What You See Moji. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
Look at my samojis and tell me what they're meant to represent. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
The first person to buzz in and answer correctly wins the samojis. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:38 | |
So now, go and get a buzzer. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
Get a hold of anything that makes a big noise. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
Everyone got their buzzers? I've got mine. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
HE PLAYS TUBA | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
What do you have for a buzzer? | 0:19:53 | 0:19:54 | |
CLANGS AND RATTLES | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
Wonderful. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:57 | |
First Say What You See Moji. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
Here it comes. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
So... | 0:20:02 | 0:20:03 | |
RINGING | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
Oh, Madeleine, what do you think it is? | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
-The Jungle Book. -Yes! | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
That means three samojis for you. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
Great job, Madeleine. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
Let's try the next one. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:14 | |
What do you think this means? | 0:20:15 | 0:20:16 | |
CLATTERING | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
Rion, what is it? | 0:20:18 | 0:20:19 | |
I love pointing. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
No! That is wrong. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
The answer was I love you. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
And finally, if you got loads of dollar dollar bills, y'all, | 0:20:26 | 0:20:31 | |
you're a... | 0:20:31 | 0:20:32 | |
RINGING | 0:20:33 | 0:20:34 | |
Moneybags. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:37 | |
That's correct, Madeleine, it's moneybags. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
Great work, you get three samojis. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
Whoo! | 0:20:42 | 0:20:43 | |
Game over. OK, the scores are in. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
I can reveal that today's Remotely Funny winner is... | 0:20:46 | 0:20:53 | |
# Dun, de-de-dun, de-de-dun, de-de-dun | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
# De-de-rin-der-der-der-der... # | 0:20:55 | 0:20:56 | |
-..Madeleine! -Whoo! | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
Congratulations, Madeleine! | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
Uggy! Uggy! Uggy! That's a Finnish celebration. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
Wunderbar! That's a German one. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
Madeleine, keep your eyes peeled for your postie | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
as I will be sending you my Remotely Funny hoodie. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
Manon and Rion, you won't leave with nothing. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
We will be sending you some Remotely Funny souvenirs | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
to remind you of all the good times we've spent together. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
Now get your families back in the room. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
Big, big, big thanks to you, Madeleine, Manon and Rion | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
and your families. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:34 | |
You've been immense, | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
it's been remote and we've all been pretty funny. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
Play the music! Auf Wiedersehen! | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
Thanks so much, everyone. It was awesome to meet you. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 |