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Hi everyone, I'm Saara and this is Remotely Funny,

the show that has the power to go anywhere in the UK.

I'm coming in wirelessly, hijacking your home

and then giving you prizes.

You can play in your PJs, you can play if you're locked in.

And because today is a sibling special,

you can definitely play if only one of you did it

but you're both grounded. Today I'm in the Netherlands!

This country is pretty flat.

I should be able to see my contestants in the horizon.

Where are you guys?

First up, it's Ioan and Nate.

Hey, Ioan and Nate, how are you?

Good, thank you.

Identical twins, Ioan and Nate,

are 11 and from Hampshire.

Ioan loves playing video games, golfing and annoying his brother.

Nate loves learning about dinosaurs and playing with vintage toy trains.

-Who is with you today?

-We're with our mum.

Great to meet you. Nate and Ioan's mum.

Which one gives you the jip around the house?

Definitely...

Ioan .

-Why's that?

-Cos he's very messy.

Oh, Ioan, so am I.

Who is the most likely to get lost in the supermarket?

-Ioan.

-Probably Ioan, as well.

-Zero sense of direction.

-Ioan, you're all over the place!

Next up - Molly and Eloise!

-ALL:

-Hi!

-Ioan and Nate, say hello to

Molly and Eloise. Hi, Molly. Hi.

-Hi, Molly.

-Hi, Eloise.

11-year-old Molly and her nine-year-old sister, Eloise,

are from Bedfordshire.

Molly loves netball, playing on her pink penny board, and making videos.

Eloise loves her pet tortoise, trampolining

and is a fan of Preston FC.

Molly and Eloise, who are you with?

We're with our sister, Niamh, and our mum, Eva.

Nice to meet you people. Whose the sporty one and why?

Eloise because she's better at sports, and I can't do any sports.

I like, like, basketball, gymnastics, and stuff like that.

That's very interesting how different siblings can be.

Eloise and Molly's mum, tell me about your troublesome pair.

Hopefully they'll be able to work together for this,

because they don't always at home.

Mm-hm. I understand. Finally, we are connecting to...

CBBC's Karim and his sister, Lianne!

-'S happening?

-Hello!

-Good.

-Good.

Karim and Lianne are siblings from London.

Karim is a CBBC presenter and DJ, he loves spicy food,

skateboarding and of course his mate, Hacker.

Lianne is Karim's older sister, she has a cat called Jinga,

always clears her plate first and is terrible at putting lids

back on bottles and jars. Lianne,

what is it like being a big sister to a CBBC presenter?

Yeah, it has its advantages, no, honestly it's awesome,

I'm really proud of him.

Really, that is amazing? Tell me something interesting

-about your sister?

-She's insanely scared of pigeons.

-Eurgh!

-No way, really?

To the point where we have to cross the road or I'll have to

throw my jacket onto a tree to move the pigeon and lose my jacket.

Lianne, give me a fact about your brother.

What he doesn't like is potatoes, I mean, who doesn't like chips?

That's even weirder.

-Come on!

-Come on, who doesn't like potatoes?

-I know. It's the texture.

-Strange.

Who is most likely to cheat at a board game?

-This one.

-D'you reckon?

-Yeah, definitely.

So, actually I'm really competitive. Ioan and Nate, Molly and Eloise,

I hope you bring your A game because me and my sis are ready.

-OK?

-Exactly. So, it is time, Ioan and Nate, Molly and Eloise,

ditch your families, banish your parents to their room.

Out! Get out!

I only need my contestants for now.

If you win here today it's a big deal.

You will be the Remotely Funny champion,

but what's more, you will have a brand-new Remotely Funny hoodie.

Who doesn't want to dress exactly like their brother or sister?

And you can order yours today by winning this game.

Ioan and Nate, Molly, Eloise, Karim and Lianne,

of course it's not a game without a game face.

Let me see your game faces, everyone.

Give me your worst game faces.

One, two, three!

Come on, come on, come on. We are so ready.

Let's play Remotely Funny.

This is Bedroom Bonanza. The rules are simple,

I name something, you have to collect it.

First pair back wins three samojis.

But, to be clear, you need to each have an item

that fits the description. Everyone ready for item number one?

-ALL:

-Yeah!

-KARIM:

-Yes, we're ready!

Go get me something from a foreign country.

Go, go, go. Go get me something from a foreign country.

Come on, come on, come on, Molly and Eloise.

Wow, wow, Molly and Eloise were back first!

And Ioan and Nate are back.

Come on, Karim! THEY LAUGH

Starting with Lianne, what do you have there?

Well, I didn't just bring you one country,

-I brought you the whole world.

-Oh, wonderful, wonderful.

OK, Karim, what did you bring?

Well, I found my nephew who is actually from...

descent, Grenada.

So, technically speaking,

there should be a point in there somewhere.

OK, well, that's a stretch, but I like it.

Ioan and Nate, what did you bring?

-BOTH:

-We brought these cuddly toys from China.

Oh, that's crazy. Why did you get them in China?

We were looking for like, really weird cuddly toys,

and we just found these on the internet.

Very creative. Molly and Eloise, what do you have?

We have some sprinkles and chocolate spreadings.

-They are like...

-Where are they from?

-Amsterdam.

-Oh, that's pretty cool.

Molly and Eloise were back first,

so, Molly and Eloise, you get three samojis.

THEY CHEER It is time for item number two.

I want something you would never want to give away.

Come on, come on, come on! Remember, use your creative mind.

Oh, wow, that was quick.

-We were here.

-Karim and Lianne, what do you have?

-I've got my phone.

-And our family pet, Jinga.

That is so cute. Ioan and Nate, what do you have there?

I have my brother.

Why would you never want to give your brother away?

Just because he's my twin brother

and I don't feel special without him.

Wonderful. Ioan, what do you have?

I brought my cuddly toy, which I've had for years,

he's got all the stuffing nearly out of him.

Oh, I see. Moving on to Molly and Eloise, what do you have for me?

I've got this little toy and I collect them.

What about you, Eloise, what do you have?

I've got a photo of me, my sisters and my friends, in France.

Nice, original and sweet.

Molly and Eloise were back first,

so, Molly and Eloise, you get three samojis.

-GIRLS CHEER KARIM:

-Comin' for you, though...

On item number three, I want you all to work in pairs.

So, bring me something gross.

Come on! Bring me something gross!

SCREAMING

I'm honestly kind of nervous about this one.

Ioan and Nate, it was cute the first time.

Now, you're just lacking in imagination.

-This is pretty gross.

-Karim, what have you got there?

-I've got a bogey.

-No!

-I went there. I did go there.

-That is pretty gross.

Molly and Eloise, what have you got?

-We've got a disgusting spray.

-It stinks.

-Oh, OK.

Do you want to spray a little? I want to have a whiff!

Ooh! Ah, yeah.

That is definitely very strong. Put it away.

Ioan and Nate, what did you bring for me?

-Each other!

-Tell me what is so gross about you guys.

I think that's because he's just being himself.

You just got...Nated!

Well, that is three samojis for Molly and Eloise

for being back first.

Yay!

I am going to have to give Karim three samojis for being super gross.

-Yes! Give me some!

-No, thanks!

Karim and Lianne, do you want a chance to win a special samoji?

-Please.

-Yeah!

-More than you know.

Come closer then. Lianne, we asked Karim,

what is the most embarrassing thing you did to him as a kid?

I used to dress him up as a girl cos I always wanted a little sister.

Yes! That is the correct answer.

You get an extra samoji.

Let's see who is off the samoji start line.

Ioan and Nate have yet to score, Karim and Lianne have four.

Taking an early lead are Molly and Eloise with nine.

We're off to a dog's favourite watering hole now.

See you in the toilet.

Get to the toilets!

DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

THEY LAUGH

This game is a guesstimating game.

We'll ask you to guess a number and the closest one wins.

In this game, I want you to write your answers on the loo role.

Here comes the question.

Wembley Stadium has the most public toilets of any venue in the world.

But how many are there?

How many toilets are there at Wembley Stadium?

Yeah!

Don't show me the answer yet, just write down your answer.

Now, come to the screen and hold up your answers.

Such different answers.

-How much does your say?

-3,500.

Ioan and Nate, what does you say?

-20.

-My house has 20 bathrooms!

Corinne and Lianne, what does your say?

We tried to play it a little bit safe, maybe too safe.

-Yeah, maybe.

-150?

The correct answer is 2,618,

so, Molly and Eloise, you came the closest.

Congratulations.

OK, everyone. Settle down for a spot of Loo Tube.

DOG SNEEZES

Ah! It's gone to sneeze.

So cute.

I love that Pomeranian, he's so cute.

For an extra samoji,

I want to see your best "Roux the sneezing Pomeranian"

impressions. So, give me it.

THEY MIMIC HIGH-PITCHED SNEEZING

SAARA LAUGHS Ioan and Nate,

you had the best one. You get the extra samoji!

-Yeah!

-High five!

Toilet Takedown over.

Ioan and Nate are off the mark with one.

Karim and Lianne are still on four.

And extending their lead are Molly and Eloise with 12.

GIRLS CHEER

It's time for Food Flash. Everyone to the kitchen!

-KARIM:

-Oh, kitchen, let's do it!

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In Finland, where I'm from, we, of course,

have lots of delicious delicacies.

So, for this game, I'm going to show you a food flash picture of one of

my favourite Finnish dishes and you have 45 seconds to recreate it.

Samojis for the player who makes their dish as close to the picture

as possible. My favourite thing about the Finnish kitchen is,

of course, the Finnish gravy. Hold it up high and say...

SHE SPEAKS FINNISH

THEY MIMIC SAARA

Today's dish is called... Stack, Snack And Send It Back!

And here it is.

Today, our contestants will be introducing rice cakes to flavour

and the rice cakes, like you, did not see these flavours coming.

Layer your rice cake with mustard

and your most hearty brand of tinned carrots.

Placed four times over and then topped with a meringue.

Add gravy and then finish with popping candy

for a last-ditch attempt to make it interesting.

Delicious! Because this is a sibling special,

I have decided to make this game a little harder.

One of you must remain at the dish at all times.

You're allowed to shout orders, but you cannot use your arms.

Get in position.

Start cooking! ALL CHATTER

Pretend you're a top chef.

Ioan and Nate, remember, you cannot use your hands, if you're the eyes.

Wonderful. Karim and Lianne are doing a wonderful job.

Put the one down, one down...

-Here we go.

-Mustard! Mustard!

Remember, you have a limited amount of time.

Make it look professional now.

THEY LAUGH

No, Molly!

THEY MIMIC FOREIGN LANGUAGE

-Where's the cake?

-Eurgh! It smells!

Get it on! Oh, smells...

Ha-ha! Smells nice!

Molly and Eloise, how is it coming along?

Yeah, yeah! Go!

THEY SCREAM AND SHOUT

Stop cooking! Put everything down.

It is time to take a look at your Finnish dishes.

Karim and Lianne bring your dish close to the camera, please.

HE SINGS OPERATICALLY

I appreciate the soundtrack, Karim.

-Thank you.

-Tell me something about this dish.

It tastes a lot better than it looks.

Oh, I see.

Good save there. Ioan and Nate, show me your plate.

-Oh, that rhymed.

-It tastes delicious.

Eurgh, it's hot!

Lovely! Bleurgh!

I see. Molly and Eloise, can I see your plate?

-Tell me something about this dish.

-Well, it's got some meringues on,

-with barbecue...

-Dipped in the gravy.

-Lots of carrots. Mustard.

I think that Molly and Eloise's dish looked the closest to the picture.

-KARIM:

-I agree.

So, Molly and Eloise, you get three samojis.

However, Ioan and Nate, your teamwork was so seamless

that I'm going to give you one extra samoji.

-Ah!

-Yeah!

Bonus samojis for any parents and CBBC celebrities that eat it.

And show me they love it.

-He's eating it all!

-SAARA LAUGHS

Come on now, Karim, show me you love it.

Ioan and Nate, get your mum's face in that!

I'm sure she'll love it.

THEY TALK OVER ONE ANOTHER

Come on. Molly and Eloise's mum, how much do you love it?

-Ten out of ten.

-Ten out of ten, I knew you would love it.

Everyone should try this dish at least one time in their lifetime.

Ioan's mum, how do you feel about this dish?

Mm!

Yum. Bon appetit!

Everyone gets bonus samojis because everyone tried it out.

Congratulations. THEY CHEER

Hey, Ioan and Nate.

-Would you like the opportunity to get a bonus samoji?

-Yes.

Wonderful. Come closer to me, then.

How well do you think you know your family?

-Very well.

-Very well.

I asked your mum earlier, what is your favourite dinner

to have at home?

So, she doesn't like meat, so I know nothing meaty.

-A vegetarian dish, definitely.

-Yes.

Mum! Come in and tell us what the answer is!

No, I know what it is! Spaghetti!

Sorry, Ioan and Nate, you don't get the extra samoji.

The correct answer was pasta soup.

Let's have some samojis for pudding.

Ioan and Nate have jumped up to three.

Karim and Lianne now have five.

But Molly and Eloise have a whopping 16 samojis.

Now, to the living room, where I'm sure you've had some good times.

Let's play Remotely Funny Families! To the living room.

-KARIM:

-Let's do it! Cool, favourite room.

All right...

Molly and Eloise, it's your turn to bag an extra samoji.

Come closer to me, Molly and Eloise, please.

What would you say is your mum's favourite dance move?

Get this right and I will give you a bonus samoji.

-Dab.

-A dab.

Yes, yes, Molly it's dabbing. That's the correct answer.

Come on, give me a couple. Give me a quick doosh-doosh!

I'm giving you all a pedometer.

But you won't just be given samojis for most energetic dancing,

it's all about how you move and groove.

Parents and Karim,

take a look at these crazy moves and get ready for a spot of clogging.

MUSIC: Honey, I'm Good, by Andy Grammer

Ooh! I love clogs. I actually have multiple pairs.

Ready? Dance!

Come on! Move to the music.

There's a hoodie at stake here.

Yeah, wow!

Karim, good job!

Oh, my goodness.

Karim's really trying to get the steps.

I see Molly and Eloise's mum is really going in too.

Come on, Ioan and Nate...

Oh, wow.

OK, OK. Everyone stop dancing.

You've punished your children enough.

-I see it every time I blink.

-I did the splits for you.

I haven't done that for years.

-Do it again!

-Yeah, come on.

Give me that split again.

-It'll take a while. Ready?

-Yeah!

Wow!

Nice. Nice. Ioan and Nate, I'm going to give you one samoji for cringe.

Karim and Lianne, I'm going to give you one samoji for overall style.

Yeah! Happy days!

And, now, let's see those pedometers.

Bring them up close.

Now, let's see what they say.

Ioan and Nate says 67.

Molly and Eloise's says 89.

And Karim and Lianne's says 130.

Wow! That means, Karim and Lianne, you get three samojis!

-Most steps of the pedometer.

-I'm going to do that dance.

Great work, everyone. It's time to loop.

DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

Help! There's been a murder on the dance floor.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to launch a full investigation.

After the samoji round-up.

Ioan and Nate have four. THEY CHEER

Karim and Lianne have nine. THEY CHEER

And, still out in front, are Molly and Eloise with 17.

Now, players only.

Families, on your bike and out of here. Get out of here!

Now, go and get a team buzzer.

Get a hold of anything that makes a big noise.

Everyone got their buzzers? I've got mine.

SQUEAKING

RATTLING

TAPPING Interesting choice.

This last game is called Say What You Seemojis.

Look at my samojis and say what they represent.

First person to buzz in and answer correctly wins the samojis.

First, Say What You Seemoji.

Ioan and Nate, what is it?

Fish and chips.

Yes, Ioan and Nate, that is the correct answer!

-It is fish and chips.

-Aw!

Three samojis for you.

Next one. SQUEAKING

That was Molly and Eloise. What do you think it is?

Sleeping Beauty.

Yes, Molly and Eloise, that is the correct answer!

You get three samojis.

And, finally... Shhh!

-RATTLING

-I've got it! I've got it!

-Quiet as a mouse.

-Yes!

Yes, Karim and Lianne! It is the correct answer!

You get three samojis for that.

THEY CHEER

Game over. OK, the scores are in.

I can reveal... SHE SINGS FANFARE

Today's Remotely Funny winners are...

Molly and Eloise!

-They did very well.

-Congratulations, Molly and Eloise.

You did a great job. Two Remotely Funny hoodies are making their way

to you now!

Karim and Lianne, and Ioan and Nate, you don't go home empty-handed.

We will be sending you some exclusive Remotely Funny souvenirs.

Oh! Thank you!

Get your families back in the room!

Mum!

A big thanks to you, Ioan and Nate,

Molly and Eloise and CBBC's Karim and his sister Lianne

and all of your families for letting me go crazy in your fabulous homes.

-Pleasure!

-It's been immense, you've been remote,

and we've all been pretty funny. Play the music!

Vaarwel!

THEME MUSIC PLAYS

-Thanks very much!

-Bye!

Thanks so much for watching. It was awesome to meet you.