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Yeah, I've spoken to Freddie and Adam. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
They'll be there at eight - but I'm not inviting Becky. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
Because she's a dragon, she'll totally destroy the place. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
On today's Remotely Funny... | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
Oh, no! | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
Blubber-bum! Blubber-bum! | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
-ALL: -Whoo! | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
Welcome to Remotely Funny! | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
# Yeah! | 0:00:27 | 0:00:28 | |
# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na! | 0:00:28 | 0:00:29 | |
# Whoo-whoo! | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na! | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
# Whoo-whoo! | 0:00:33 | 0:00:34 | |
# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na! | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
# Whoo-whoo! | 0:00:36 | 0:00:37 | |
# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na! | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
# Whoo-whoo! | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
# Yeah! # | 0:00:44 | 0:00:45 | |
Hi, everyone, I'm Saara, and this is Remotely Funny, | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
the game show that provides meals and accommodation during filming... | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
Mainly because it's in your house. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
After travelling the world, | 0:00:54 | 0:00:55 | |
I've realised I like nothing more than queueing patiently, | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
so, decided that the UK is the place for me - | 0:00:58 | 0:01:02 | |
and today, I'm coming to you from Nether Wallop in Hampshire. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
Did you know that there are two other Wallops, as well? | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
Over and Middle. You Brits sure do love a Wallop. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:11 | |
Anyway, if I'm in Nether Wallop, where are my Remotely Funny players? | 0:01:11 | 0:01:15 | |
Up first is Emma! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
-ALL: -Hello! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
Hi, I'm Emma from Essex and I love to dance. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
This is my mum. She loves to cook. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
This is my stepdad. He loves to fish. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:31 | |
This is my best friend. She loves to sing. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
Emma, what's your team motto? | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
-ALL: -We don't want fame, we don't want money, | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
we just want to win Remotely Funny. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
-Yeah! -Nice! | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
Well, that's definitely the right attitude. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
I hear you can also sing the periodic table. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
Can you do that for me? | 0:01:49 | 0:01:50 | |
# There's hydrogen, helium lithium, beryllium | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
# Gold and carbon everywhere | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
# Nitrogen all through the air and oxygen so you can breathe | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
# Fluorine for your pretty teeth | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
# Neon to brighten up the signs | 0:01:59 | 0:02:00 | |
# Sodium for salty times | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
# Magnesium... # | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
Wow, amazing! | 0:02:04 | 0:02:05 | |
Well, let's see if you have all the elements to win. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
Let's find out who you're up against. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:09 | |
It's Marius! | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
Emma's team, say hello to Marius' mob. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
Hi! | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
Hi, I'm Marius from Edinburgh, and I speak some Italian. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
-This is my mom, she makes the best ice lollies in the world. -Yum! | 0:02:20 | 0:02:24 | |
This is my sister. She loves to play games, | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
and also, she can't wait to win some...samojis! | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
And this is my dad. He's taller than the neighbours' cat. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
-ALL: -Meow! | 0:02:34 | 0:02:35 | |
Marius! Give me some team spirit. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
-ALL: -Cosine, tangent, SeaCat, ray, | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
Marius, Marius, all the way! | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
No way! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:44 | |
Even more smart people - I was not prepared for this this morning. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:48 | |
Well, if you are so smart, I bet you can't speak Klingon. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
I can speak a wee bit. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
Can you speak some Klingon to me? | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
Qapla'! | 0:02:55 | 0:02:56 | |
Qapla'! Everyone try. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
-Qapla'! ALL: -Qapla'! | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
Oh! Finally, it's Rosie. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
Everyone say hello to Rosie. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:04 | |
-ALL: -Hello! | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
Hi, I'm Rosie, from South London. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
This is my mum. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:10 | |
She's a whiz at washing. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
This is my dad. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
Sometimes he pretends to be my cat and puts on a really silly voice. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
This is my little cousin Aaron. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
He's the star player in his football team. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
Tell me more about your dad's inner cat. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
-GRUFF VOICE: -My name is Inge and I am a pussycat. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
Rosie is my mum. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:27 | |
That sounds nothing like a cat! | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
It's her voice, not mine. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
What a fantastically fabulous bunch you all are. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
Now, let me tell you what one of you will be winning today. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
It's the Remotely Funny hoodie, of course! | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
This prize is my reason for living, and it should be your reason | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
for getting up in the morning and putting on clothes. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
Be the envy of your friends by winning this prize! | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
To the kitchen! Let's all walk to the kitchen in the style of a robot. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
Give me your best robot voice. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
ROBOTIC BEEPING | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
Today's show is sponsored by ruskeakastike, | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
the gravy guaranteed to make you feel groovy. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
It's time to play Kitchen Lolympics. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
Welcome to Kitchen Lolympics. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Today's game is big babies. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
Team captains, it's time to broaden your parents' food palate | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
and introduce them to the soft and squidgy textures of baby food. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:29 | |
Guess three of the key ingredients | 0:04:29 | 0:04:30 | |
and I'll give you some samojis as a reward. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
Now, where are my big babies? | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
Bring them in! Bring the big babies in. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
Emma, what do you think about your baby? | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
He's a bit stupid. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
No! I think he looks adorable. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
Rosie, what do you think about your baby? | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
-He's very cuddly, and he looks very hungry. -Aww! | 0:04:53 | 0:04:57 | |
I love babies. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:58 | |
What about you, Marius? | 0:04:58 | 0:04:59 | |
He is very ignorant! Also, he's very hungry. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:04 | |
An ignorant baby. Wonder what that means. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
Now, Emma, you're up first. Get your baby food ready. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
Open wide, baby. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
Here's comes the choo-choo! | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
Oh, yeah! Mm! | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
Just savour it. Move it around in your mouth. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:22 | |
One more big spoonful. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
He's a big baby, after all. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:26 | |
Open up! | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
Oh, yeah! | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
Now, Baby, can you name three of the main ingredients? | 0:05:31 | 0:05:36 | |
Rice... | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
..tomato... | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
..and peas. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
Your baby's pouch actually contained... | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
..chicken... | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
..sweet-and-sour sauce... | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
..and rice. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:51 | |
Which means you get one samoji for rice! | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:05:53 | 0:05:54 | |
Marius. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
Is your baby drooling? | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
-No... -I think he is. I think he's super hungry. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:04 | |
-There you go. Ohh! -SPLAT | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
Oh, that sounded like... OK. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
There you go, Baby! Yes! Good boy. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:12 | |
Wow! You're really living your role, Dad. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
Mm, does Baby like it? | 0:06:15 | 0:06:19 | |
One more spoonful - and don't get it in Baby's beard. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
Oh, yeah, choo-choo-choo! | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
Oh, there you go! Oh, and clean the mouth a little. There you go. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:31 | |
Now, Baby, how do you feel? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
Terrible. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:35 | |
Can you name three of the ingredients for me? | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
Er, tomato... | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
..um... | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
..barley... | 0:06:43 | 0:06:44 | |
..and rice. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
Marius, your baby's pouch actually contained... | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
Peas... | 0:06:50 | 0:06:51 | |
..rice... | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
..and carrot. So, that means one samoji for your team. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
-ALL: -Whoo! | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
Rosie. Aww, I kept your big baby to last. You must be starving, Baby. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:02 | |
Oh, yeah, ravenous. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:03 | |
Mm. Well, you need an extra big spoonful for that. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
Oh, that looks... Eugh! Eugh... | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
Eurgh! SHE COUGHS | 0:07:09 | 0:07:10 | |
Oh, here we go. Come on, Baby. Come on. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
Take one for the team. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
-Oh...! -Oh, yeah. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
Oh... Oh, yeah! Yeah! | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
Yay, Baby, yummy, yummy, yummy. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:24 | |
-Come on, Baby. -Ugh... | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
Your eyes are watering! | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
Come on, Rosie, do the aeroplane. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
Eww! I can imagine the consistency. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:38 | |
Beautiful, wonderful. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
-Baby... -Yeah. -It's time for you to name three of the main ingredients. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:44 | |
I think, um... | 0:07:44 | 0:07:45 | |
Definitely fish... | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
..um...broccoli... | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
..and I think maybe rice, as well. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
OK. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:53 | |
It contained... | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
..peas... | 0:07:55 | 0:07:56 | |
..fish...and potato. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
So, you get one samoji for fish! | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
-ALL: -Yay! | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
Whoo-whoo-whoo! | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
Emma, if you can guess the lyric I'm singing, | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
I'll give you an extra samoji. Are you down for that? | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
-OK. -Yeah! | 0:08:10 | 0:08:11 | |
OK, but you need to look extra closely, | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
because the sound is broken, and I have no idea how to fix it. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:18 | |
Now, you can confer with your team, but only you must answer. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:22 | |
Here goes Mute My Mouth - and tell me what lyric I am singing. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:26 | |
SOUND MUTED | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
So, Emma, what, in muted mouth, was I singing? | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
Was it All About At That Bass by Meghan Trainor? | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
Yes! | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
That means one bonus samoji for you! | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
Whoo! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
Well, let's hear what it sounds like at full volume. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
# I'm all about that bass 'bout that bass, no treble | 0:08:48 | 0:08:52 | |
# I'm all about that bass 'bout that bass. # | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
Yeah! Yeah! | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
While you deal with what you've just seen, I'll tally up. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
Marius and Rosie are off the mark with one samoji, | 0:09:01 | 0:09:06 | |
but Emma is just in front with two. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
Onwards to the bathroom. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:12 | |
TOILET FLUSHES | 0:09:16 | 0:09:17 | |
I'm going to ask you a question, | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
and I want you to write your answers on the closest thing to paper - | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
which, in the bathroom, is loo roll, of course. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:28 | |
You will have 10 seconds to answer the question, | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
and you need to write down your answer on the loo roll. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
Have you ever sat on the toilet and thought about baked beans? | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
Well, that might just help you with this question. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
How many beans, on average, are there in a tin of baked beans? | 0:09:40 | 0:09:44 | |
Write down your answer, and don't show me yet. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
AWOOGA! OK, time's up. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
Emma, what do you have? | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
-125. -Mm-hm. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
Marius, what about you? | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
2,500. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:03 | |
Rosie, what about you? | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
3,000. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
Well, let's look at the correct answer. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
It's 465 beans. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Emma, three samojis for you. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
Yay! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:15 | |
Time for the race to end all races. It's Wind-up Warriors! | 0:10:15 | 0:10:20 | |
There's trouble at the turkey farm, | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
and there's only one way to settle it - in Gobble, Gobble, Go! | 0:10:22 | 0:10:27 | |
TURKEY GOBBLES Who said turkeys can't fly? | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
Well, it's the fastest bird on the board... | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
..but who will be going out to roost, | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
and who will be Christmas dinner? | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
It's game on for A, B or C. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:42 | |
So, take position for some serious feather ruffling... | 0:10:42 | 0:10:46 | |
..in Gobble, Gobble, Go! | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
Emma, you're in the lead, | 0:10:50 | 0:10:51 | |
which means you get to pick your toy first. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
Is it going to be turkey A, B or C? | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
I'm going to go turkey C, because that one just standed out to me. | 0:10:56 | 0:11:00 | |
Marius, which turkey do you pick? | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
B! | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
Because he's in the middle, and for some reason, | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
I just prefer to choose things in the middle. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
Rosie, that means you get turkey A. How does that make you feel? | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
Fine, because my favourite colour is blue, so... | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
Wonderful. It's time for the wind-up race of the year. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
Call your teams back to the bathroom. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
Mum! | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
Get over here! | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
Steve! | 0:11:23 | 0:11:24 | |
Time to see who will wind up the winner. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
Get ready. Three, two, one... Go! | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
KLAXON It was B! | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
Whoo! | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
Congratulations, Marius. Three samojis for you. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
Marius, it's your chance to earn a bonus samoji | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
by guessing the lyrics I'm singing - | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
but you'll have to look closely, because the sound is still broken. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:12 | |
OK, here goes Mute My Mouth - and tell me what lyric and singing. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:17 | |
SOUND MUTED | 0:12:17 | 0:12:18 | |
Marius, what song was I singing? | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
Eat It by Weird Al Yankovic. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:30 | |
Let's see if you're right. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
# You got me wrapped up | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
# Around your finger | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
# I'd do anything for your love now. # | 0:12:39 | 0:12:43 | |
Sorry, Marius, you just lost your bonus samoji - | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
but I'm very impressed that you knew that song. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
Let's check in with samojis. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
Rosie still has one, | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
Marius moves to second place with four, | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
and Emma is still in the lead with five samojis. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:13:00 | 0:13:04 | |
It's time to move to the lounge. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
I spy with my little eye something beginning with C. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:12 | |
-Chair. -Chair, chair! | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
Chair. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:15 | |
Crayon! | 0:13:17 | 0:13:18 | |
No, it was the common duck. DUCK QUACKS | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
-Oh... -Oh, do you actually have to see the thing? | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
I never get this game. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
It's time for Remotely Funny Families! | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
Today's game is called Do, Wear, Shout. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:38 | |
Whoever comes up with these games' names needs a medal... Or a holiday. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:42 | |
-Holiday! -Not for you. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
This game is for everyone to play. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
So, mums, you can't nip off for a biscuit. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
I'm going to give you three instructions. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
The first one will be a doing thing, | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
the second will be something you need to wear, | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
and the third will be a word you need to shout - | 0:13:57 | 0:14:01 | |
and everything at the same time, | 0:14:01 | 0:14:02 | |
and the first team back doing all things | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
will win a super samoji. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
Are you guys ready? | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
-Yes. -Wonderful. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
Your Do, Wear, Shout things are... | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
Do...star jumps... | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
..wear...pants on your head... | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
..and shout... "Help, the Martians are coming!" | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
Go, go, go, go! Go, go, go! | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
The first team back doing all three things gets a super samoji, | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
so, try and find clean pants. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
-ALL: -Help, the Martians are coming! | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
Help, the Martians are coming! | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
Whoa! | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
Rosie's team! | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
AWOOGA! That's good. Stop! | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
You guys are having too much fun. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
Rosie's team was back first doing all of it. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:14:50 | 0:14:51 | |
Rosie... Samoji for you, Rosie! | 0:14:51 | 0:14:55 | |
Your next Do, Wear, Shout things are... | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
You have to do The Robot, | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
wear socks on your hands, | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
and shout "Blubber-bum!" | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
Go, go, go! | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
You have to do The Robot with socks on your hands | 0:15:07 | 0:15:08 | |
and shout "Blubber-bum!" | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
Come on, who's going to be first? Who's going to be first? | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
Er... Where's Marius? | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
Marius' team? | 0:15:16 | 0:15:17 | |
Blubber-bum! | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
-ALL: -Blubber-bum! Blubber-bum! | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
OK, Marius was back... Oh, my goodness. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:27 | |
Hey, Marius' team... | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
Oh, oh, oh, oh...! | 0:15:29 | 0:15:30 | |
Is everyone doing everything? | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
The Robot, socks on hands and blubber-bum? | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
Blubber-bum! Blubber-bum! Blubber-bum! | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
Blubber-bum! Blubber-bum! | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
You all look fantastic. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
AWOOGA! | 0:15:41 | 0:15:42 | |
All right, that's enough. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
Blubber-bum! | 0:15:44 | 0:15:45 | |
Yeah, well, it was tight, | 0:15:45 | 0:15:49 | |
but Marius, your team was first in, so you get one samoji. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
-Whoo! -Yes! -Yes. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:52 | |
Blubber-bum! | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
Your last Do, Wear, Shout things are... | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
You have to play air guitar, | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
you have to wear something red | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
and shout, "I love hedgehogs!" | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
You have to play air guitar, something red... | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
Oh, well, Marius' team is on fire. Oh, my goodness! | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
-Whoo! -I love hedgehogs! | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
Oh, Emma is back. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:15 | |
Hey, shout for your dad! | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
Marius, shout for your dad. Everyone has to be in. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
Whoa! | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
AWOOGA! | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
Enough, enough! That's good, that's good, that's good. Stop! | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
Stop! | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
That was brilliant. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
I highly enjoyed it - but once again, it was Marius' team, | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
so, Marius' team, you get one samoji... | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
..but I also enjoyed Rosie's dad's rubber gloves, | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
so he will get one extra samoji for that. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
Well done, everyone, well done. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
Come a little closer, Rosie. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
It's your chance to earn a bonus samoji | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
by guessing what on earth my muted mouth is singing. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:54 | |
You can confer with your team, but you must answer. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
OK, here goes. What lyric am I singing, Rosie? | 0:16:57 | 0:17:01 | |
SOUND MUTED | 0:17:01 | 0:17:02 | |
Rosie, do you have any clue what, in muted mouth, I was singing? | 0:17:11 | 0:17:17 | |
Say You Won't Let Go by James Arthur. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
Oh, sorry, that is not correct. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
Let's hear what it sounds like in full volume. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:25 | |
# I've been here all day | 0:17:25 | 0:17:29 | |
# And, boy got me walking side to side. # | 0:17:29 | 0:17:33 | |
The correct answer was Ariana Grande's Side to Side. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
Sorry, no samoji for you. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
Let's see who's at the top of the leaderboard. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
Rosie moves on to three samojis... | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
Yay! | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
..Emma stays on five... | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
-Whoo! -Yay! | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
..and Marius takes the top spot with six samojis. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:56 | |
Whoo! | 0:17:56 | 0:18:00 | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah! | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
Go to your rooms! | 0:18:03 | 0:18:04 | |
You're in serious trouble. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
It's the decider. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
Go, go! | 0:18:08 | 0:18:09 | |
This game is called Say What You Seemojis. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
Look at my samojis and tell me what they're meant to represent. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:25 | |
The first person to buzz in and answer correctly wins two samojis. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
Now, go get your buzzers. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
Marius, what you have there? | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
-A brush... -Mm. -..and a brush container thingy. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
Can you test it out for me? | 0:18:43 | 0:18:44 | |
CLACKING | 0:18:44 | 0:18:45 | |
Emma, what did you bring? | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
This has a duck on it - cos it makes a really loud sound. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
Can I hear that? | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
QUACK! | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
Rosie. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:55 | |
I've brought a saucepan and a chopstick. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
TOCK! TOCK! TOCK! | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
Classic combo, actually. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
Everyone, deep breath. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:02 | |
Focus. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
Start the clock! | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
First say what you seemoji. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:09 | |
It's a TV cookery show. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
CLACKING Marius. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:13 | |
Is it, er...Cooking School? | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
No. QUACK! | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
Emma. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:19 | |
-MasterChef. -Yes! | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
Here's next one. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:22 | |
It's a movie about a bear from Peru. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
TOCK! TOCK! TOCK! | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
Rosie. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:27 | |
-Paddington. -Yes! Next one. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
It's a song by Adele. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:31 | |
It's not goodbye, it's... | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
TOCK! TOCK! TOCK! Rosie. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:34 | |
-Hello. -Yes, correct. Next one. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
You can mash it, boil it or bake it. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
TOCK! TOCK! TOCK! Rosie. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:40 | |
Potato. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
Not just. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:43 | |
CLACKING Marius. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
Vegetables. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:46 | |
QUACK! No, no, no! | 0:19:46 | 0:19:47 | |
Emma. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:48 | |
Um... Is it, like, mashed potato? | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
No. The correct answer is hot potato. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
Next one. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:54 | |
He's an adventure TV star with a grizzly name. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:58 | |
TOCK! TOCK! TOCK! Rosie. | 0:19:58 | 0:19:59 | |
-Bear Grylls. -Yes! Wonderful. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
Correct. Time's up. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
Get your teams back in the room. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
- Mum! - Team, team! | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
Rosie! | 0:20:08 | 0:20:09 | |
It is time to reveal... | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
Duhn-duhn-duhn-duhn-duhn...! | 0:20:16 | 0:20:22 | |
Today's Remotely Funny winner is... | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
Rosie! | 0:20:31 | 0:20:32 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
Yeah. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:41 | |
Rosie, I will be sending you | 0:20:41 | 0:20:42 | |
a highly prized Remotely Funny hoodie. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
Marius and Emma, you don't go home empty-handed - | 0:20:47 | 0:20:51 | |
we will be sending you a money-can't-buy Remotely Funny cap | 0:20:51 | 0:20:55 | |
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Big, big thank you to Emma, Marius and Rosie and your teams. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:11 | |
You've been immense, it's been remote, | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
and I think we've all been pretty funny. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
Take it away, Rosie! | 0:21:16 | 0:21:17 | |
Play the music! | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na! | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na! | 0:21:21 | 0:21:25 | |
# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na! | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na! | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
# Oh...yeah! | 0:21:31 | 0:21:35 | |
# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na! | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
# Whoo-whoo! | 0:21:37 | 0:21:38 | |
# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na! | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
# Whoo-whoo! | 0:21:40 | 0:21:41 | |
# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na! # | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
Bye! | 0:21:43 | 0:21:44 | |
-Bye! -Well done! | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
Well done, you guys! | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
# Oh...yeah! # | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 |