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On today's Remotely Funny... | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
Because she's very old and she's getting wrinkles | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
and she needs a facial. | 0:00:09 | 0:00:10 | |
Mm... | 0:00:10 | 0:00:11 | |
Welcome to Remotely Funny! | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
# Ohhhh, yeah! | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
# Woo! Woo! | 0:00:21 | 0:00:22 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
# Woo! Woo! | 0:00:24 | 0:00:25 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
# Woo! Woo! | 0:00:27 | 0:00:28 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
Woo! Woo! | 0:00:31 | 0:00:32 | |
# Ohhhhhhhhhh | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
# Yeah! # | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
Hi, everyone. I'm Saara and this is Remotely Funny, | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
the game show that allows me | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
to be the worst friend you've ever brought home from school. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
Parents love me, ha-ha! | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
After travelling the world on a mission to learn every single | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
regional accent, I've decided that the UK is the place for me. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:53 | |
And today, I'm coming to you from... | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
..Ugley in Essex. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:57 | |
It's not ugly, it's proper reem! | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
Drop me out! | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
Anyway, if I'm in Ugley, where are my Remotely funny players? | 0:01:01 | 0:01:05 | |
Who's up first? | 0:01:05 | 0:01:06 | |
It's Tabby! Hello, Tabby! | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
-ALL: -Hello! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
Hi, I'm Tabby from Hertfordshire | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
and I love gymnastics. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
This is my mum, she's really good face painting. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
ROAR! | 0:01:17 | 0:01:18 | |
OOH-OOH-AAH-AAH! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:19 | |
This is my dad, he's the best at making home-made Yorkshire puddings. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:24 | |
This is my brother, he's cricket crazy. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
Tabby's team, I hear you're the one, yeah? | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
-ALL: -She's the one, yeah! She's the one, yeah! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
Nice! | 0:01:35 | 0:01:36 | |
Wonderful. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:37 | |
Well, Tabby, I might just need someone's vocal skills later. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:41 | |
Can you give me a little something? | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
# Yodelay-yodelay-hee-hoo! # | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
Ooh! Let's see who you're up against. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
It is Lyle! | 0:01:48 | 0:01:49 | |
Tabby's team, say hello to Lyle's gang. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
-Hello! -Hey, Lyle's gang! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
Hi, Lyle. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:55 | |
Hello, my name is Lyle and I'm from Glasgow | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
and I can dance to any song. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
STRICTLY THEME PLAYS AND LYLE SINGS ALONG | 0:01:59 | 0:02:03 | |
This is my dad and he likes trains. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
Choo choo! | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
This is my mum and she likes frozen grapes. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
And here's my friend Alistair and he can speak Gaelic. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
MADAINN MHAITH, SAARA! | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
Tabby's team, are you scared of Lyle's team? | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
-ALL: -No! | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
And finally, it's Shazia! | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
Everyone say hi to Team Shazia. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
-Hi, Shazia! -Hi! | 0:02:28 | 0:02:33 | |
Hi, my name's Shazia, | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
I love dancing, gymnastics and baking. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:39 | |
This is my younger sister, Aliya, she's a cheeky monkey | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
and she always has a trick up her sleeve. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
This is my friend, Olivia, she would like to be a marine biologist. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:49 | |
This is my mum, she has a big mouth. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
But she loves eating healthy. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:54 | |
This is my aunt. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:56 | |
She is the best aunt, | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
but she is also the worst cook. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
That's my team for you! | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
Well, let me tell you what one of you could be winning today. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
It's the Remotely Funny hoodie, of course! | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
Priceless, inspiring, soft, | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
all words that have been used to describe this prize. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
Create a winner's wardrobe and join the elite | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
by being a champion today. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
Now, get in the zone | 0:03:19 | 0:03:20 | |
because it's time to play Remotely Funny Families! | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
Doosh! | 0:03:23 | 0:03:24 | |
As famous in Finland as Father Christmas, | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
me and of course ruskeakastike, | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
it's Finish the Lyrics. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
Lyle, who have you picked? | 0:03:36 | 0:03:37 | |
Er, my dad, my dad, my dad. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
Why is he going to be good for this? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:41 | |
He's just got oldness in him. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
What about you, Tabby, who's going to be playing for you and why? | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
My mum cos she's weird. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
Ooh, OK, so we have old, weird... | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
Shazia, who's going to be playing for you and why? | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
-My auntie! -Oh, no! | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
Because she's more of a 21st-century person that my mum! | 0:03:57 | 0:04:01 | |
Whoa, nice! OK. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
Contenders, find something your singers can use as a microphone. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
I'm going to go... | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
-Ahh. -Ooh. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:16 | |
Lyle, what do you have? | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
-My little brother's toy. -Interesting. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
Tabby, what did you bring in for a microphone? | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
A spoon. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
Resembles a microphone. Shazia, what do you have for a microphone? | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
I've got a microphone! | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
WHAT?! | 0:04:30 | 0:04:31 | |
Mind blown! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
Shazia, I like you. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
I'm going to play each of you a song and when the music stops, | 0:04:36 | 0:04:40 | |
you need to finish the lyrics. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
If you don't know the lyrics, make them up. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
And for goodness' sake, give me a good performance. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
-Tabby's mum, you're going first. Play the song! -OK. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
# Girl put your love on me | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
# Cos I won't let you down | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
# I won't let you down | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
# And we'll be singing, singing | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
# Singing, singing, singing, singing, singing, singing... # | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
Here we go. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:01 | |
We're coming closer. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:02 | |
Tabby's mum, it's you moment, sing! | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
# We'll be singing... # | 0:05:05 | 0:05:06 | |
-AIRHORN -# Ah put your love on me... # | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
CAT SHRIEKS | 0:05:09 | 0:05:10 | |
-# I don't know any more words but I'm going to sing... -# | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
Ahhhhh! | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
Keep singing! | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
# Sing it, sing it, sing it, sing it... # | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
Stop, it's so terrible! | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
Tabby, how do you feel? | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
Ashamed! | 0:05:25 | 0:05:26 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
And here's how Galantis and Hook N Sling do it. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
# Girl put your love on me | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
# Cos I won't let you down | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
# I won't let you down | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
# And we'll be singing | 0:05:38 | 0:05:39 | |
# Girl put your love on me | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
# I feel it all around | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
# I feel it all around | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
# And we'll be singing... # | 0:05:46 | 0:05:47 | |
OK. Lyle's dad, it's your turn. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
Hit the music! | 0:05:50 | 0:05:51 | |
# She tells him, "Your life ain't gonna be nothing like my life, | 0:05:51 | 0:05:56 | |
# "You're gonna grow and have a good life | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
# "I'm gonna do what I've got to do"... # | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
AIRHORN | 0:06:01 | 0:06:02 | |
# So rockaway, rockaway...ay... # | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
GLASS SMASHES | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Keep going, keep going! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
# Rockabye... # | 0:06:13 | 0:06:14 | |
# Baby, rockabay... # | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
CAT SHRIEKS | 0:06:16 | 0:06:17 | |
# I know I've got your love | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
# I'm going to something about your love... # | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
I think my dad should get a samoji for cringe. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:28 | |
I'll be the judge of that, Lyle. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:29 | |
But Clean Bandit do it the best. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
Here it is. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
# Rockabye, baby, don't you cry | 0:06:32 | 0:06:36 | |
# Rockabye | 0:06:36 | 0:06:37 | |
# No | 0:06:39 | 0:06:40 | |
# Oh-oh-oh-oh, rockabye | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
# Yeah, yeah... # | 0:06:44 | 0:06:45 | |
Finally, no pressure, Shazia's aunt. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
Go track! | 0:06:48 | 0:06:49 | |
# Come and get it while you've still got time | 0:06:49 | 0:06:53 | |
# Hey! | 0:06:53 | 0:06:54 | |
# Get your boy on his knees and repeat after me, say | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
AIRHORN Sing! | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
# Something something secret potion # Something something secret potion | 0:07:02 | 0:07:06 | |
CAT SHRIEKS | 0:07:06 | 0:07:07 | |
# La-la-la-la I'm from the wrong century! # | 0:07:07 | 0:07:12 | |
GLASS SMASHES | 0:07:12 | 0:07:13 | |
Woohoo! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:14 | |
-All right, thank you so much, thank you so much. -Yes! | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
Uh, Shazia? | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
Sum that performance up in three words. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
Weird, embarrassing... | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
The best. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:24 | |
Oh! OK! | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
Here's how the Little Mix girls do it. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
# Take a sip of my secret potion | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
# I'll make you fall in love | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
# For a spell that can't be broken | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
# One drop should be enough... # | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
Whew! | 0:07:39 | 0:07:40 | |
It was a tight competition, all pretty equally terrible, | 0:07:40 | 0:07:44 | |
but Tabby's mum, three samojs for overall best performance! | 0:07:44 | 0:07:49 | |
-ALL: -Yay! | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
Shazia's aunt and Lyle's dad both get one samoji for cringe. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:56 | |
-Woo! -Yay! | 0:07:56 | 0:08:00 | |
Lyle, it's your chance to win an extra samoji in... | 0:08:00 | 0:08:05 | |
# Home Truths. # | 0:08:06 | 0:08:07 | |
Lyle, I want you to sit back-to-back with your mum. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
Don't be shy. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:15 | |
Write your answer down on the whiteboard. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
Here's the question. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:20 | |
What would your dad take to a desert island? | 0:08:20 | 0:08:24 | |
That's desert, not dessert. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
I've got that planned for later. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
Now, if you give me the same answer, you get the samoji. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
Do you have answers? | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
-Yeah. -Yeah. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:33 | |
After three, reveal. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
One, two, three! | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
-Phone! -Train timetable! | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
BUZZER Good answers but unfortunately, | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
they weren't the same so you missed your chance to get a bonus samoji. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
Sorry, Lyle's team. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:46 | |
Scoreboard time. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
Lyle and Shazia both have one samoji. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
-Yay! -Yay! | 0:08:52 | 0:08:53 | |
And taking an early lead is Tabby with three samojis. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
-Yay! -She's the one! | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
Great. Now, I need the bathroom. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
Let's go, go, go, go! I can't hold it! Arrrgh! | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
I want your whole family to move to the bathroom like a herd of cows. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
MOO! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:13 | |
-Moo! -Moo! -Moo! | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
Moo! | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
-Moo! -Moo! -Moo! | 0:09:20 | 0:09:24 | |
MOO! | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
It's time for Toilet Takedown. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
I'm going to ask you a question | 0:09:34 | 0:09:35 | |
and I want you to write your answers on the closest thing to paper | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
which is loo roll. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
You will have ten seconds to answer the question. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
We all get stinky feet now and then but in thousands, | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
how many sweat glands do you have on your feet? | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
Write down your answers and don't show me yet. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
Quick fact, did you know there are 52 bones in your feet | 0:09:54 | 0:09:58 | |
and they make up one quarter of all the bones in your body? | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
BUZZER Now, pens down. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
Tabby, what do you have? | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
7,000. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
What about you, Lyle? | 0:10:08 | 0:10:09 | |
2,000. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
-And Shazia? -10,000. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
Hmm. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:15 | |
Well, the correct answer is... | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
..250,000, | 0:10:18 | 0:10:19 | |
so that means three samojis for Shazia! | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
Yay! | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
It's time for the race of the century | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
in Wind-Up Warriors. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
The toy that travels the furthest will be crowned the winner. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:34 | |
Let's take a look at today's contenders. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
It's... | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
These unicorns love nothing more than | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
leaving their competition in the fairy dust. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
But who will be crowned the magic stallion | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
and who will be, well, | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
just pony. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
Saddle up, it's... | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
Shazia, what toy are you picking and why? | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
I chose, um, C | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
cos it looks far ahead. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
Tabby, you can pick next. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
Who are you going for and why? | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
B because, erm, | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
it looks pretty fast. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
Lyle, that means you get A. How does that make you feel? | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
Do you think you have a chance in this game? | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
Yes, because it means "ace". | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
Mm. Well said. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
Doosh! | 0:11:21 | 0:11:22 | |
Are you ready for the race of the century? | 0:11:22 | 0:11:26 | |
Arrgh! | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
Yes! Now, | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
let's see who winds up the winner? | 0:11:30 | 0:11:31 | |
Three, | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
two, | 0:11:33 | 0:11:34 | |
one! | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
GOOOOO! | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
Ohhh... | 0:11:40 | 0:11:41 | |
Oh! | 0:11:43 | 0:11:44 | |
No! | 0:11:44 | 0:11:45 | |
NEIGH! | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:11:47 | 0:11:48 | |
WHOOOOOOA! | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
AIRHORN | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
That was a close one! | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
Congratulations, Tabby, three samojis for you. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
Yeah! | 0:12:00 | 0:12:04 | |
-Yeah! -Tabby, it's your chance to play... | 0:12:04 | 0:12:08 | |
Home Truths! | 0:12:08 | 0:12:09 | |
Here's the question. Who's your mum's celebrity crush? | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
No conferring. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
Have you both got an answer? | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
-Yep. -Yeah, I've got an answer. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
After three, reveal. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:28 | |
DRUM ROLL | 0:12:28 | 0:12:29 | |
One, two, three, | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
shout it out loud! | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
Ant and Dec! Kevin from Strictly! | 0:12:33 | 0:12:34 | |
BUZZER | 0:12:34 | 0:12:35 | |
Ah, so it's Kevin from Strictly and Ant and Dec. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
Unfortunately, those were not the same answers | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
so you missed your chance for the extra samoji. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
I'm sorry, guys. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:44 | |
What was it? | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
I-I'd say Tom Hardy! | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
-What?! -Ha-ha-ha! | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
Yeah for Tom Hardy! | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
Woo! | 0:12:52 | 0:12:53 | |
WOLF WHISTLE | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
I smell samojis... | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
Lyle still has one. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:58 | |
Shazia is now on four samojis. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
Yay! | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
And Tabby has moved into the lead with six samojis. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:13 | |
Yay! | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
Now, to the kitchen. I want to hear you beatboxing on the way! | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
THEY BEATBOX | 0:13:22 | 0:13:27 | |
Lyle, give me a little beatbox! | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
HE BEATBOXES | 0:13:29 | 0:13:34 | |
It's time for Kitchen Lol-ympics. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
Today's show is sponsored by ruskeakastike gravy, | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
the gravy so versatile, you can pour it on your ice cream, | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
cornflakes or sunburn. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
It's my birthday today! | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
Who remembered? | 0:13:53 | 0:13:54 | |
Anyone? Anyone? | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
This is awkward. Ahem. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:01 | |
There's one way you can make it up to me though. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
Bake me a cake! | 0:14:04 | 0:14:05 | |
But there's a twist. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:06 | |
I want you to make it on your parents' faces. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:10 | |
I'm going to show you all a picture | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
and you need to recreate my chosen cake in the time allowed. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
Samojis for the face that looks most like the picture. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:19 | |
Tabby, who's going to be your cake stand today? | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
My dad. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
-Lyle? -My mum. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
-Shazia? -My mum! | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
Because she's very old and she's getting wrinkles | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
and she needs a facial. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
No! | 0:14:32 | 0:14:33 | |
Shazia, don't go there, I tell you, | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
don't go there, don't go there. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
I'm going to be showing you a picture | 0:14:37 | 0:14:38 | |
of the cake you need to recreate | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
and I want you to look carefully. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
Here comes my birthday creation. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
Three, two, one, | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
cake bake! | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
Use the hands. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:54 | |
Use the hands. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
Avoid the eyes, please, avoid the eyes. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
Ahhh! Ah! | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
Ahh, no! | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
Oh... | 0:15:08 | 0:15:09 | |
-Right. -Ahh! | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
-SHE SCREAMS -What do you need? | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
Get those marshmallows on, I want to see sprinkles! | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
I've got sprinkles! | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
BUZZER Time's up! | 0:15:26 | 0:15:27 | |
Let's look at our cake faces. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
Shazia, talk me through your cake. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
-Um, you've got one cherry... -Ooh! | 0:15:31 | 0:15:35 | |
-..loads of sprinkles and an icing face. -Ooh! | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
It fell off! | 0:15:37 | 0:15:38 | |
Lyle, tell me about your cake. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
An icing face, cheese balls, marshmallows just everywhere. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:45 | |
Mum, let's have a look closer. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
We look like the same person, ha-ha-ha! | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
Tabby, tell me about your cake? | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
A masterpiece! | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
It really is. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
Three samojis for the best cake face goes to | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
Tabby for getting all these sprinkles on. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
-Yay! -She's the one! -Oh yay! | 0:16:01 | 0:16:06 | |
Tabby's dad, come closer, I want to have a lick at the winning cake. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:10 | |
Mmm... | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
SHE SMACKS HER LIPS Mmmmm! | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
I've got a bonus to give out. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
Shazia, you ready? | 0:16:17 | 0:16:18 | |
-Yeah. -It's time for... | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
# ..Home Truths. # | 0:16:21 | 0:16:22 | |
Write your answer on your whiteboard. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
What's the worst thing your auntie cooks? | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
If you give me the same answer, you get the samoji. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
No cheating, no conferring, no peeking, none of that. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
Do you both have an answer? | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
Yes! | 0:16:42 | 0:16:43 | |
OK, after three, reveal and shout. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
One, two, three. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
Go! | 0:16:48 | 0:16:49 | |
-Roast chicken! -Pasta! -Oh! | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
Oh! You didn't have the same answer so you don't get the bonus samoji, | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
sorry, Shazia. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
Shazia's aunt, how do you make pasta badly? | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
Very easily, apparently. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:02 | |
-You should come over, Saara. -Any time, just message me. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
As long as you're not cooking. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
Samojis, a bonus round and delicious ingredients | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
that you can save and tuck into later, what's not to like? | 0:17:11 | 0:17:15 | |
Thank you, Remotely Funny, it's been a wonderful birthday. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
Let's get a samoji slice. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
Lyle stays on one. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
He's saving himself for the last game. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
Shazia is still four samojis. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
And Tabby steams ahead onto nine samojis. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
-Yay! -Yay! | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
Wash off that cake mixture and those smiles, | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
you know what's coming. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:46 | |
Up to your bedrooms! | 0:17:46 | 0:17:47 | |
Cheer your team captains because... | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
..it's the decider. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:53 | |
This game is called Say What You See-mojis. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
Look at my samojis and tell me what they're meant to represent. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
First person to buzz in and answer correctly wins two samojis. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:10 | |
Now go get a buzzer! | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
Hmm. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:19 | |
Lyle, what do you have and can you test it out for me? | 0:18:19 | 0:18:23 | |
I have my little brother's elephant toy. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
SQUEAK, SQUEAK! | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
Perfect. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:29 | |
Tabby, what did you bring? | 0:18:29 | 0:18:30 | |
I have, like, this big spoon and fork. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
Wonderful. Shazia, what's your buzzer? | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
I've got bells. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
Could be better. Deep breath. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
Focus. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:49 | |
Start the clock. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:52 | |
First Say What You See-moji. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
It's a song from the movie Frozen. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
Shazia. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:57 | |
Build-A-Bear. | 0:18:57 | 0:18:58 | |
BUZZER No. Anyone else? | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
Lyle? | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
Er, Let It Go. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:04 | |
BUZZER | 0:19:04 | 0:19:05 | |
Nope, it was Do You Want to Build a Snowman? Next. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
It's a toy that keeps your fingers busy. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
Tabby. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
Fidget spinner! | 0:19:12 | 0:19:13 | |
Yes, correct. Next one. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
This one, it's a bug that you find in the garden. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
-Shazia. -Earthworm. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
Yes! Here comes the next one. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:21 | |
It's a CBBC show about different types of jobs. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:25 | |
It's the show about jobs on CBBC. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
Anyone? No? | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
BUZZER It was All Over the Workplace. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:33 | |
Next one. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:34 | |
It's a movie about dinosaurs. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
Lyle. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
Jurassic World! | 0:19:39 | 0:19:40 | |
Yes! | 0:19:40 | 0:19:41 | |
BUZZER Time's up. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
That's it, get your teams back in the room. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
Team, come on! | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
I can reveal... | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
SHE IMITATES DRUM ROLL | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
Today's Remotely Funny winner is... | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
HEARTBEATS | 0:20:02 | 0:20:08 | |
HEARTBEATS SPEED UP | 0:20:08 | 0:20:12 | |
Tabby! Congratulations, Tabby! | 0:20:12 | 0:20:13 | |
-Yay! -Woohoo! | 0:20:13 | 0:20:17 | |
CHEERING | 0:20:17 | 0:20:24 | |
# Yodelay-yodelay-hee-hoo! # | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
Arrrrrgh! | 0:20:27 | 0:20:28 | |
Steady, Tabby, steady! | 0:20:28 | 0:20:29 | |
-Are you OK? -I'm OK! | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
OK, good. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:32 | |
Tabby, I'll be sending you a highly prized Remotely Funny hoodie. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:37 | |
Shazia and Lyle, you don't go home empty-handed. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
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Ah, that is music to my ears. I love it too! | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
Now, big thanks to Tabby, Lyle and Shazia and your teams. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:12 | |
I came and conquered your homes with mess and muck. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
You've been immense, it's been remote, | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
and we've all been pretty funny. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
Take it away, Lyle! | 0:21:20 | 0:21:21 | |
Play the music! | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na | 0:21:26 | 0:21:29 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na | 0:21:29 | 0:21:33 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
# Ohhhhhhhhhh | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
# Yeah! | 0:21:38 | 0:21:39 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
# Woo! Woo! | 0:21:41 | 0:21:42 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
# Woo! Woo! Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na... | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
-ALL: -Bye! | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
# Woo! Woo! | 0:21:51 | 0:21:52 | |
# Ohhhhhhhhhh Yeah! # | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 |