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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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And finally, you'll need to wear these super dark goggles

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to protect your eyes if you're studying sun spots, OK?

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Yes, nothing can get in. No, don't try them on now! Yep(!)

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Hello, I'm Richard Hammond, this is my Blast Lab!

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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This is the place where all my wildest dreams,

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and my lab rats' worst nightmares, become a reality.

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Today's visitors are two teams of young scientists who are competing

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in a series of scientific challenges to win a host of exciting prizes

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and hopefully, make all their dreams,

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and not too many of their nightmares, come true.

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Coming up today, we have Fact Nav 2.0

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with my intellectually-advanced friend Oliver.

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In Mini Science, our teams will have a go at surfing

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and trying to get some big air on... Well, on air.

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Meanwhile, the lab rats are trying to use something lighter

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than the air in their heads...

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Helium.

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And we return to the bacterial breeding ground of the septic tank

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to take on the virus that's plaguing the Snot Bots.

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Now, to keep the bad guys out of my lab,

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I have the very best in security systems...

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my Ninja Nan.

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There she is... Can you see what she doing?

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Oh, she's playing knock-out whist with the lab rats.

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She never did understand the rules of that game.

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Let's look at who's trying to get into my lab today.

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Hello, hello. Well, welcome to the Nannex.

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-You three claim to be the Red Team, yes?

-Yes.

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For security reasons, identify yourselves by name. You are?

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-Saxon!

-Cormack!

-Archie!

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Saxon, Cormack, Archie. Yes, that checks out.

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-Under "Talent", what will you do for us?

-ALL: Football!

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This is to prove who you are. Football? Carry on then.

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Oh, fair enough. Oh, right.

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Fair enough, that was football, you're clear, come through.

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Welcome to the lab, guys. You're only through this far.

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You're not actually all the way through yet,

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because just to be absolutely sure you are who you say you are,

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for security reasons, we agreed on a password with the real Red Team.

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If you're the real Red Team, you'd know the password.

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It would be what's written down. What do you think it is?

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ALL: Handstand Hooverers.

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And it is! Can I ask, why? What on earth does that mean?

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Because we don't like gymnastics and we don't like cleaning.

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-What, so all three of you don't?

-Yes.

-OK.

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Get ready for the first round. They are your Red Team.

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It's official. They're through security.

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Let's look at the people claiming to be the Yellow Team.

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Hello. You three say you're the Yellow Team, yes?

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Well, identify yourselves by name for security reasons. You are?

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-Joshua.

-Chloe.

-Natasha.

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Joshua, Chloe, Natasha. Fair enough, that checks out.

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Under 'hidden talent', Joshua, I've got your name.

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-What are you doing for us?

-My impression of an Egyptian chicken.

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Yes, you see, that's what it said on the security form here.

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I thought they'd written it down wrong. Well, take it away.

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I've never seen anything like that.

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You could have got away with claiming that was boxing!

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That was an Egyptian chicken as none of us know otherwise.

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You're clear, come through to the lab.

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That's quite staggering, Joshua. Do you do any other impressions?

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Don't, please, but good luck.

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If you are the real Yellow Team, you'll know the password

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that we agreed with the real Yellow Team. What is it?

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-ALL: Sweets.

-Yes, it is!

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Why? Because you all like sweets?

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-I hate sweets.

-What?

-I hate sweets.

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-She just said she hates sweets. What?

-I hate sweets.

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See, I'm sorry, I thought you said, Natasha, "I hate sweets".

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You did say that. OK, get ready for the first round.

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They are your Yellow Team.

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It's official, we've got the teams.

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It's time for a car that can't pass its MOT but has a boot full of PhDs.

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It is, of course, Oliver.

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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Oliver, welcome.

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Just get him docked into the Fact Nav. I'll just get him connected up.

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Right, he's in place.

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Now, I have installed

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the very latest hi-tech Fact Nav 2.0 into Oliver

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and it is crammed with even more facts, millions of them.

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One slight issue did arise, that the instructions for Fact Nav 2.0,

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for installing it, are in Swedish. I know!

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And it turns out that the Swedish for "gently tap"

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is very close for "hammer violently",

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and, yes, there were a few issues

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So it kind of works,

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the only problem we have now is I'm going to need you teams

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to tell me whether the science facts I give you are true or false.

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If they turn out to be true, Oliver will do this...

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HORN HONKS

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And if they're false, Oliver will confirm it by doing this.

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-FOGHORN

-OK, simple enough.

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You will see each team has three lights. They're all lit red.

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Every time you answer a question correctly, one of your lights

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will turn green. The first team to light all three lights green wins.

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They win a point, we go onto the next round. Simple as that.

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Just one little fact that you need to consider very carefully,

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because if you answer a question correctly, one light goes green.

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If you answer it wrongly, one of the other team's lights goes green

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so it's quite possible to win the game for them, so be careful.

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Think carefully about your answers, OK?

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We now need, first of all,

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to establish who's going to seize control of the game,

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get the first green light and the first fact question.

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You may not know the exact answer

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but I will give the point to the team that gets closest.

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How many times does an average male heart beat per day?

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The point will go to whoever's nearest, all right?

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So how many times does an average male heart beat per day?

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Yellows, what do you think? What's your answer?

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1,500. Reds?

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435.

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Because the real answer is 103,680

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so that means a green light is lit straight away for the Yellows.

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There you go.

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It's a big number.

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A normal male human heart beats about 72 times every minute,

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so that's 103,680 times a day, or almost 38 million times a year.

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So that means the Yellows have seized control of the game.

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They have their first light lit green.

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Don't worry, Reds. You're still in it.

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Right, here comes your science fact.

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Is this true or false?

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No fish can survive out of water...

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No fish can survive out of water.

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Have a chat, because one of you

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might have picked up something that will help.

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No need to write it down.

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While you're thinking, audience, let's see what you think.

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Vote with your feet - is that true or false?

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SIREN WAILS

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That's kind of a united audience. All of you think that's false.

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Everybody here, yes?

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I think maybe because some fish just can survive out of water.

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Yes, well I mean, I did say "no fish", didn't I?

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Yes, maybe there is one. Anybody else have information on this one?

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I think because there are loads of different type of fish in the world

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-and all the fish are different than the others.

-So there might be one.

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There's a whole lot of different fish. Audience, back to your places,

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thanks for letting us know what you think. No points for the audience.

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-The people playing for points are our teams. Yellows...

-False.

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You think it's false? Yellows think it's false.

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If you get this right, you get two lights lit green.

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If you get it wrong, you're going to put the Reds back in the game.

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It's quite important, not piling on the pressure for you there.

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So, Oliver, is that true or false?

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-FOGHORN

-It is false, well done!

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That means another light is lit green for the Yellows, well done!

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Yes. In actual fact, there is a type of fish called the climbing perch

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and it's found in southern and south-east Asia

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and it's able to travel over land

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and it can travel at about 180 metres an hour

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and it can breathe out of water

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because part of its gill works like a tiny little lung.

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Reds, I don't really need to point this out, I'm sure.

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Bright lads, you'll have worked this one out.

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You are under pressure as they have two lights lit green.

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If you get this right, it's one for you.

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-If you get this wrong, what happens?

-It turns.

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Yes, it's as simple as that.

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I'm sorry. I'm making it worse for you, but... Because I enjoy it.

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Here is your science fact.

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The sun's energy comes from it making helium.

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The sun's energy comes from it making helium. True or false?

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-ALL: False.

-You think it's false.

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That's your answer. They think it's false, that's what they think.

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They've responded by saying they believe it to be false.

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Oliver, is it true or false?

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HORN HONKS

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It's true! The light is lit for the Yellows and they win this round.

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It's 1-0 at the end of the first round.

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-APPLAUSE

-That was a really hard fact.

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In fact, the sun's core,

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inside it, nuclear fusion is constantly taking place.

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Every second, it generates the same amount of energy

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as 90 billion tonnes of TNT exploding.

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It's quite a reaction going on and helium is produced as a result,

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So that means at the end of the first round, Yellows take the point.

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1-0 to the Yellows.

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I spent a very long time thinking about making my own time machine.

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So one day, I just decided to get on with it and build one.

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Unfortunately, that was the day I had a migraine and I could only

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see out of one eye and I had to use my feet to do the wiring

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because I had pins and needles in my hand.

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So, I mean, it worked...sort of.

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I'm talking, of course, about Mini Miss.

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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If that's what you call a success, Richard,

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I'd hate to see what you class a failure.

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Sorry, Miss. She might look mini, but she's got a mighty brain.

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-Stop gassing, Richard.

-And a mighty temper.

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I'll pretend I didn't hear that. Now, today's game is called...

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MANLY VOICE: Balloonacy race.

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-How do you do that?

-One team member must ride on the surfboard

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-while the others push.

-OK, well I know which one I'd rather be doing.

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-Surf's up, yes!

-Do try and concentrate, Richard.

-Sorry, Miss.

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The surfboards are on a bed of balloons

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and it's the job of whoever's pushing to take balloons

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from the back to the front as the surfboard travels forwards.

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So this is all about pressure and friction.

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-You're sharp today.

-Oh, yes.

-Stay away from those balloons.

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Thank you. And I'm also guessing, Miss,

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that the first team to cross that finishing line there wins.

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-That's right.

-I am on fire today!

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Teams, we're going to get balloonacy racing. There are a few more rules.

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It's the first team to get the WHOLE of their board across the line,

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not just the front. As you're surfing on balloons,

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some balloons may burst. That might happen... No, that WILL happen.

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When that happens,

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it's the job of whichever team player's at the back of the board

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to dash back to these lab rats and collect a new balloon.

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They will indicate that one has burst

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by putting their little paw in the air, like this...

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There you go! That means a balloon has burst.

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The one at the back of the board runs back and replaces it.

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Surfers, no part of your body is allowed to touch the floor,

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and we will be watching. If the lab rats spot that,

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and they're stupid but quite observant,

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they will indicate it in this way...

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And we will know, OK? We will be watching.

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If all of your balloons burst, stop. Just stop where you are.

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You never know, the other team might burst all of their balloons

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and not get as far as you and you'll still win for getting the furthest.

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-Is everybody clear on the rules?

-ALL: Yes.

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-Right, start when you hear this sound.

-Surf's up, dude!

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Yes! So when you hear that, it's time to get going.

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Teams, let's get ready to go, let's get ready to surf.

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Always wanted to go surfing. Never have.

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Still not. Oh, yes, the first surfer getting on the board.

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Oh, you're going for a standing up technique.

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-Yes.

-OK. If we're ready.

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-Surf's up, dude.

-Go! Begin surfing!

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Yes, well, we're away already.

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CHEERING

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Now...

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What this is relying upon...

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This is actually all about friction,

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because if we just put the boards on the floor,

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there'd be too much friction where the board and the floor rub.

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By putting it on balloons, the balloons turn,

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they act like wheels and make it easier.

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It's also about pressure, as they spread their weight across balloons.

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If they put their weight in one place, it will burst,

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just as if I press that much with my hand, it's fine.

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If I put the same pressure in one place, it bursts.

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These guys are doing well.

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Oh, another balloon. Another balloon has popped.

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Oh, oh! Yellows limping home on about two balloons.

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The Reds playing a very, very neat game here.

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They're still on all of their balloons.

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This is really fierce competition.

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Quick, keep pushing.

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Don't forget to steer, lads. You'll hit the stairs there.

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-Steer away from the bridge.

-Quick!

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SIREN WAILS

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Oh! Well, that was a very, very close-run thing indeed.

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The Yellows were the first to get their board across, limping home

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on four balloons. The Reds managed to bring their surfboard home

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with all of the balloons still intact, so that means

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another point goes to the Yellows! Well done, well played.

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The standing-up thing looked good though.

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I don't think balloon surfing will become a hot new hobby this summer

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but it got me thinking. If balloons can support that much weight -

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a whole person - can they lift things as well as support them?

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Ninja Nan is keeping watch

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in the security tower at my top-secret base.

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With her super ninja eyesight, nothing escapes her attention,

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especially when it comes to spotting that her tea table

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and tea set aren't in the tower.

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An urgent call goes out to the lab rats to remedy this situation -

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and fast.

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Within just a matter of days,

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they arrive on the scene

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and which method have they chosen to make the delivery?

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Helium-filled balloons, of course.

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But how is that going to work?

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In order to lift the table,

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we need to provide an upwards lift

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that's larger than the downwards pull of gravity,

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keeping the table on the ground.

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Helium is lighter than air and so helium-filled balloons

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tend to float upwards and these can be used to provide the lift.

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So all we need to do is attach enough balloons onto the table

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so the upwards lift is larger than the downwards pull of gravity

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and then our table should be able to float up, up and away.

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OK, so it's not a terrible plan but as Ninja Nan's spotted,

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the weather is not looking pretty.

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In fact, the wind is picking up and dark clouds are gathering.

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The lab rats need to fill enough balloons

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to lift the table and tea set.

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As there are more balloons in the sky,

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the harder it will be to control,

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with each balloon acting like a sail on a boat.

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Will the lab rats succeed in getting Ninja Nan's tea table up to her

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using only helium-filled balloons?

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OK, hold the experiment right there,

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because there is another point up for grabs.

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The score is 2-0 to the Yellows.

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Reds, you can't go into the Messy Messy Mess Test ahead on points.

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But for the honour of winning the point, you should have a go for it,

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and I will give the point to the team who can tell me...

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will it work? Will the lab rats be able to do it

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using helium to lift the table up to Ninja Nan?

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Bear in mind there are some variables here. The weather.

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The weather doesn't look good. Maybe you think the weather's promising.

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The walls. They're rough. They won't be helping.

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And the thing is being operated by lab rats and they're useless,

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so that won't be helping either, OK?

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Let's have your answers. Yellows, what do you think?

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-We don't think it'll work.

-You don't think it will work?

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-You don't think it will either?

-It won't go right up though.

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You don't think they'll lift the table. Remember the aim of the game

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is to get the table to Ninja Nan for her tea.

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-It will lift but it won't go up to Ninja Nan.

-So both teams have agreed

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they're not going to get the table up to Ninja Nan.

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That's your prediction.

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It won't make any difference to the overall score

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but you're after that point just for the honour of winning it.

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There is only one way to find out... Carry on with the experiment.

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So on the windiest day I've seen at my top-secret lab in many years,

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the lab rats have chosen helium balloons as their preferred method

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of delivering a tea table and tea set to Ninja Nan.

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Let's see how they get on.

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OK, so far, so good. They've chosen the right number of balloons.

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The tea table is in the air. We have liftoff...

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but aren't we forgetting something?

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Yes, the tea set. Fools!

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Ah, the first hurdle presenting some problems here,

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as the wind is causing the balloons to bounce all over the place

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which, in turn, is making it impossible to lay the table.

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No big surprises so far then.

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Looks like they're giving up on the tea set part of the deal

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and hoping the tea table alone will be enough to keep Ninja Nan happy.

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I'm not convinced. They're having trouble here.

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The wind is catching the balloons and they are losing control.

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Now a balloon has burst. This is going from bad to worse.

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And that's it. They've thrown in the towel.

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It's all over. Failure, a word they've heard many times before

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and will no doubt hear again.

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Let's be honest, what did any of us expect of my lab rats,

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left to do something on their own?

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It failed. I think the weather wasn't looking good, was it?

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Whilst they had the lift, they didn't have the stability,

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the control, or the brains. All of which means you were both right,

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another point to both teams. The score is 3-1 to the Yellows.

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Well done, both teams.

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OK, it's going to be time soon to get very, very, very messy

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so both teams go off and get changed into your protective suits

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because you're really going to need them in just a moment.

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Yes, good luck.

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Of course, all of this does mean Ninja Nan has been without her tea

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for over eight minutes now.

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Whatever happens next is not going to be pretty.

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I can barely watch...

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but I think we probably should.

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Ninja Nan has not had her cup of tea.

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That means only one thing... Someone has got to pay.

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Nice!

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I did say it was going to get nasty, Have you learned your lesson?

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You can't nod, can you? That hurts too much.

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Just go away and rest and repair.

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I'll need you... Oh, it's going to get worse.

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OK. Well, Ninja Nan made a right mess of him

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but that's OK because now it is time for...

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Where's my Snot Bots? One day, they'll replace my lab rats.

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I built them with an artificial human intelligence

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and it's got so good they've taken on human characteristics so now...

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Whereas before, they would wear any old outfit,

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they now insist that their handbags match their shoes

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and they've caught some pretty hideous colds,

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hence all the snot in the tank.

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But that's OK because we have medicine in the form of prize discs

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hidden in the tank. Teams, it's your job to get those prize discs

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into the Snot Bots and cure their colds.

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The team that gets the most prize discs into their Snot Bot

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will win the prizes written on them.

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Right now, Yellows are in the lead, the score 3-1,

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so you get a five-second head start.

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You have some time

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to get as many prize discs into the mouth of your Snot Bot as possible

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and that some time starts...now.

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So, it's the Yellows with the upper hand, but will they make it count?

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And the Reds burst into life

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but the Yellows have one disc to their name already.

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-Urgh!

-A lot of support for the Yellows, it seems here today.

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Will this have an effect on the outcome?

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The Reds already have a disc there and it's in.

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A slow start from both teams here today,

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-acting as if they have all the some time in the world.

-Get it!

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-The scores at this stage - one apiece.

-Is it yellow?

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Oh, looks like it's the Yellows making the next decisive move.

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Yes, it's 2-1 to the Yellows. Look at that! Will you look at that!

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There was literally nothing happening right before our eyes.

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Blink...and you might not miss anything.

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Some time racing away with us here at the septic tank

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but the teams are remaining calm under pressure.

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-That's it, that's it!

-Yes, got one!

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The Reds are denied another there by the grilled dentures of my Snot Bot.

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-Quick, do it!

-But their patience pays off and they come back

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with a double whammy of two prize discs.

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But will it be enough to win the game?

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Who can tell at the moment?

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SIREN WAILS

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Your some time is up, teams. Are you all still in there?

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Yes, you are all there. It's not nice, I know.

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What we must now do is find out who's won, so lab rats,

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if you count them up for me, please. Yellows, what do we have?

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Five. Five for the Yellows, that's a high score, OK.

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For the Reds, what do we have?

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-ALL: Yes!

-Whoa, six for the Reds, that means the red team have won.

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That was close. The Yellows had a head start but the Reds won.

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Let's find out what the Reds have won.

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Each of you will be taking home... a land yacht...

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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a practical joke set...

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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a magnetic rocket racer...

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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-a solar butterfly...

-APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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Don't know what it is but it sounds lovely.

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..a personal room moon...

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and a Slinky.

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-APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

-For each...

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That is quite a haul of prizes that the Reds will be taking home,

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each member of the team. Now the slightly trickier bit, Yellows.

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Here's the things that you would each have won.

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-A solar butterfly for each of you.

-ALL: Aww!

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-Yes, I know. A skeleton model, yes.

-ALL: Aww!

-Yes, each of you.

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A personal room moon.

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you'd each have been taking those home.

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-A land yacht. Nice.

-ALL: Aw!

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And the magnetic rocket racer.

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Of course, on Blast Lab, only one team can go home

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with a big sack of prizes. The losing team still gets the big sack,

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it's just that their prizes are in the form of dust and ash

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because it is time for Bidet Goes Bang.

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Right, Reds, you went into the Messy Messy Mess Test at a disadvantage

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and you blitzed it, that was astonishing, well done.

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All of this lot coming home with you now.

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You'll be feeling pleased, happy. Yes, day's gone well!

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Yellows, you went into the Messy Messy Mess Test with the lead

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and actually you got five, that was a really good score still.

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So these guys were just... Well, they won.

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Still, it's OK because now, waiting for you, is...

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It's the walk of shame. That's what it is.

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Follow me, team, follow me. Come with me, come with me, come on.

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-Comfort them, they are sad.

-ALL: Aw!

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Guys, it's just...

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bad luck, but it's nearly as good as taking your prizes home with you,

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blowing them, up, isn't it..? Isn't it?

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-Nearly? Joshua?

-No.

-OK, OK.

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So let's get on with it. Right, you know the drill.

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Lift the handle and let's get ready.

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OK, audience, we're going to count them down.

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Lift it up, lift it up. There you go. Wait, wait, wait.

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Audience, we'll count them down from five.

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ALL: Five, four, three, two, one.

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Go!

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Yellows, you were great.

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Thanks for coming into the Blast Lab, I'm sorry you lost.

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That's about it for now.

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We've learned all about air pressure the fun way,

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by messing about with balloons, helium and Ninja Nan's table.

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But sadly, all good things must come to an end.

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Although, I do have a design for a never-ending choc ice around here.

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I'll see if I can find it before next time. Bye for now!

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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