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Oh, oh.

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Hello. I'm Richard Hammond and welcome to my Blast lab!

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CHEERING

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I just had the weirdest dream.

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I was up last night working on my new gnome-cloning device.

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I'm not sure it's working properly. They've...

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invaded my mind - it's...terrifying.

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Anyway, this lab is a wonderful place, considered...

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Well, some say it's the scientific hub of the world.

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And they say it's the best lab in the world.

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And it's not just my mum and dad saying nice things about the place.

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Though it is MAINLY just my mum and dad.

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Today, two lucky teams of scientists have been invited

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to take part in experiments that might win them amazing prizes.

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Coming up, Fact Nav 2.0 with Oliver!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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In Mini Science, things get a bit sticky for my lab rats.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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My lab rats organise a battle of the elements, with a water cannon

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and a massive industrial wind machine.

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Let's just say mother nature will not be happening.

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In this week's Messy Messy Mess Test,

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is everyone's favourite gungee-related bungee catapult game.

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It's the Gungee Bungee!

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So, who would be the best person in the world to protect this lab?

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Well, it would probably be Vin Diesel,

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but the next best option would be this lady. It is Ninja Nan!

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Let's have a look at Nan, see what she's up to.

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She's surrounded by them!

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There's millions of them! They're stalking her.

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Nan, wake.... Best not to wake her.

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Right, let's have a look at who's trying to get in to my lab today.

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Hello.

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You look like you could be the Red Team, but we have to make sure.

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So, your names, please.

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-Callum!

-Issy!

-Lisa!

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Yep, that's what I've got.

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And who's going to do what, to prove you are who you say you are?

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Me.

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-I can turn my feet inside out and still walk.

-Urgh!

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Good grief! OK.

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I believe you. Come on into the lab.

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APPLAUSE

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I just tried it. It is impossible. It's just you who can do that.

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You can come to here,

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but that's as far as you can go

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because Ninja Nan is watching you three.

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One final security check before we let you in to the lab, OK?

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And that is, we agreed a password with the Red Team.

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If you are them you know what it is.

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-What is the password?

-ALL:

-Toilet.

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That's what I've got. Why is it toilet?

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Because on my school residential trip I slept walked

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and I was found on the toilet at 2.00am.

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You sleepwalked into the lavatory? Well, could be convenient.

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Fair enough. I believe you then - you ARE the Red Team.

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You're cleared through security. Go and get ready for the first game!

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The Reds. We need a Yellow Team.

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Let's meet the bunch of people who say it's them.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Argh! That's gnomes!

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There were gnomes just then! There are gnomes in the lab!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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OK. OK, well you do now look like the Yellow Team.

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So we need to check - your names, please. You are?

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-Holly!

-Lucy!

-John!

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Yep, fair enough.

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What hidden talent will prove you are the Yellow Team?

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-I can do a headstand.

-John. OK - go on, then.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, you are standing on your head. I believe you. Come into the lab.

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All right,

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before we can be absolutely sure you are the real Yellow Team

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we agreed a password which you would know if you are they and not gnomes.

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-What do you think it is?

-Pig.

-Pig.

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Yes, that's what I've got. Why pig?

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I went to my uncle's farm and I opened a pig shed

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and a pig came rushing out and I fell on the floor.

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-You got run over by a pig?

-Yeah.

-Wow!

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-A special attack pig?

-Yeah.

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We tried one of those here once. It didn't work out. All right,

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you ARE the Yellow Team. Go and get settled in ready for the first game.

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CHEERING

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OK, we have our two teams.

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For the next round I need a clever car.

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He knows all about the big bang, and not just the one

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that comes from his exhaust when you start him. Please welcome Oliver!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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There we are, docked into Fact Nav and hooked up.

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Up and running, here goes.

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Now, to keep Oliver absolutely up to the minute,

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I've fitted him with a very latest upgrade - Fact Nav 2.0.

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Unfortunately, the copy I bought was in the bargain bin

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at my local gadget shop because some of the parts were missing.

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And it turns out the missing parts were probably quite important,

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because as a result, not all of the facts

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he has in the system are entirely factual.

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They're incorrect. Teams, that's where you come in.

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I need you to tell me whether these science facts are true or false.

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If they turn out to be true, Oliver will let us know by doing this...

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HIGH-PITCHED SIREN

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And if they're false, he'll do this...

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LOW-PICTHED BEEPING

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Here's how to play.

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Three red lights for each team. Every time you answer correctly,

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we'll turn one of your lights green.

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The first team to get three green lights wins the game,

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takes a point and we move on.

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But, if you answer a question incorrectly,

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we will turn one of the other team's lights green.

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So think carefully about how you answer, because

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you could win the game for the other team. Everybody clear?

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Good. The first question is a nearest-to question.

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Here is your question.

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The number called "a google" is 1 followed by how many 0s?

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The number called "a google" is 1 followed by how many 0s?

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THEY WHISPER

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Got to hurry you for an answer now, teams.

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-'Time's up.'

-OK, I do need answers. Have both teams

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written down an answer? Reds?

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-Yellows?

-Yeah.

-OK.

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The number called "a google" is 1 followed by how many 0s?

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Reds, what do you think?

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-13.

-You think it's 1 then 13 zeros.

-Yeah.

-Yellows?

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-1,000.

-1,000 zeros.

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OK, that's... Whoa, some difference in your answers there.

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The actual answer is, google is a one followed by...

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100 zeros, which means the Reds are closest with 13.

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The green light is lit.

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Let's ask the question of red. You get the first true or false.

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You've taken control of the game, that's good.

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You could of course lose control fairly quickly. Get this wrong,

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hand the green light to the Yellows. Then next question they get two.

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So, your science fact is,

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the longest ear hair in the world is ten centimetres long.

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Is that true or false? Have a chat, Reds. Have a good think.

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What do you think? Is it true or false?

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We think it's false cos we think it might be longer.

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-Really?

-Yeah.

-That's a confident answer from the Reds.

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OK, so, Oliver, the science fact is,

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the longest ear hair in the world is ten centimetres long.

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The Reds think it's false. Is it true or false?

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LOW-PITCHED BEEPING

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It is false. Another light is lit green for the Reds.

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You are right - it's actually over 18 centimetres long

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and it belongs to Anthony Victor of India.

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Right, Yellows,

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the Reds have two green lights.

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Here is your science fact.

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The box jellyfish has enough poison in it

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to kill 60 human beings.

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True or false?

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The box jellyfish has enough poison in it to kill 60 human beings.

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Is that true or false? Have a good think and a chat.

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Meanwhile, audience, what do you think? Vote with your feet.

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-OK, you all think that's true, yeah?

-Yeah.

-You think not.

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-No, I've seen a jellyfish.

-Yeah.

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I've never been stung by one,

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but I don't think it could be that poisonous.

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OK, back to your places, audience.

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Let's find out the real answer.

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The box jellyfish has enough poison in it

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to kill 60 human beings. Is that true or false?

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-True.

-You think it's true.

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Oliver, the Yellows think it's true.

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Is it true or false?

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-HIGH-PITCHED SIREN

-It is true. You're still in the game,

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well done. It is true. So that's a green light lit.

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It does live in Australia. In the sea,

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obviously, around Australia. It's also known as the sea wasp.

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OK, Reds, so the Yellows have stayed in the game

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by the skin of their teeth. Well done, team.

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This is a critical one for you. Get this right, you win.

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Get it wrong, the Yellows will then have two green lights

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and can win on their next question.

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Out of all the planets in the solar system,

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Jupiter has the fewest moons.

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True or false? Right, what do you think?

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-False.

-You think it's false.

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False. Cos we think every planet has a moon

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and Earth only has one, so that must be it.

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Logically thinking going on there.

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Out of all the planets in the solar system,

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Jupiter has the fewest moons.

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Oliver, is that true or false?

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-LOW-PITCHED BEEPING

-It is false. It is false.

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That means a third light is lit green for the Reds.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Jupiter has the most moons. 62.

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Although only 49 have official names.

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I'm not surprised - you won't remember them all!

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With three lights lit green, that means the Reds win.

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The score then is 1-0.

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Sometimes it does get very lonely here in the Lab.

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When you lot have all gone home and I'm the only human here.

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Lab rats don't count, obviously, or gnomes.

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So I invented a time machine to bring my old science teacher

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back from school through time to help out in the Lab

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and keep me company.

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And it worked. The machine worked.

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She arrived. And she's not much company because all she ever does

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is keep reminding me that I had

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the time machine's anti-ageing dial turned up

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way too high, which is why she stepped out of it

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as a ten-year-old girl. It is, of course, Mini Miss.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-Hello.

-What are you drivelling on about, Richard?

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May I remind you of the time you had the anti-ageing dial

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turned up way too high, and...

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Yes, Miss, I've got it. I'm sorry, it won't happen again.

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-It'd better not.

-It won't. What have you got for us today?

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Well, today, the teams are playing a game I like to call...

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Anything that involves suspending lab rats from the ceiling

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-is good with me.

-Pipe down and listen up, Richard.

-Sorry, Miss.

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The teams have to use their colander catapult launchers to fire

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these Velcro-covered balls at their very own lab rat.

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If the ball hits, it will stick.

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-I bet the team with most balls stuck to their lab rat wins.

-Correct.

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Yeah, I'm getting really good at these now.

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Teams, you have some time

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to get as many balls stuck to your lab rat as you can.

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Think carefully about trajectory, the path it's taking, and power -

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how much energy you're giving it to get there.

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OK, at some time, if you're ready, you ready?

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That some time starts now.

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Away we go.

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Both teams off to a good start,

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already sticking balls to those idiot lab rats.

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That's good because no-one knows how long some time is.

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The Yellows look to be ahead and, yes, there's another point for them.

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The Reds need to catch up, but not with firing like that.

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Oh, and yet another one for the Yellows. And another one.

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Head shot, absolutely classic move.

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To talk science, Mini Miss has joined them.

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-Miss?

-Yes, Richard.

-Do we NEED these microphones?

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-No, Richard.

-But they look good, don't they?

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-Yes, Richard.

-We look like sports commentators.

-Shut up, Richard.

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This game is all about energy transfer, isn't it?

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-That's right.

-Energy can never be made or destroyed,

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it just changes from one form to another.

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So, as the teams pull back their colanders, energy is transferred

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from their arms into the bungees,

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-where it's stored a potential...

-Potential energy.

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As soon as the colander is let go this...

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-Potential energy.

-..potential energy is transferred into movement, or...

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-Kinetic.

-..kinetic energy.

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That shoots the colander and ball forwards.

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The colanders and bungees

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are attached to the posts, so they get pulled back again.

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They stop, but the balls aren't,

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so they fly forwards, hopefully towards the lab rats.

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-Correct, Richard.

-Thank you, Miss.

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While I've been chatting to Mini Miss,

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the Reds have really come back into this.

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It's too close to call.

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Three, two, one more, one more!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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That last one was a close one for you Reds, that really was.

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So, lab rats, for the Yellows, how many do we have?

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10, 14. 14 for the Yellows. For the Reds, what have we got?

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Ten, 13, that means a win for the Yellows there. Well done.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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That was a close run thing team, very close.

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Looking at those wimpy lab rats makes me think that

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they could do with a bit of toughening up. Be good for them.

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Fed up with having no-one she can trust to help with security

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at the lab, Ninja Nan has sent one of our lab rats to toughen up.

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This particular lab rat, Rattius Play, says he's the toughest,

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meanest, baddest lab rat of all time, ever.

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Well, let's put that to the test and crowbar in an excuse for

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an experiment at the same time.

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And his opponent today, the inanimate object better known

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as a freestanding punchbag, the base of which is

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heavily weighted down with 100kg of sand.

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The challenge we're setting Rattius,

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can he knock the punchbag down using only his fists?

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This is all about the punchbag's central gravity

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and the width of its base.

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For our punchbag to keep upright,

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its centre of gravity must stay directly above its base.

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If the top of the punchbag can be pushed sideways enough

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for its centre of gravity to reach past its base,

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then gravity can take control and topple the punchbag.

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Round one begins.

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He's showing no mercy, unleashing a flurry of devastating blows.

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Doesn't seem to be having much of an effect, though,

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with the punchbag laughing at his pathetic pugilistic skills.

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He's run out of time and the punchbag is still standing.

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Oh, hold on, I spoke too soon.

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He's thought of another way to knock it down.

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Wind power, more his style.

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This huge electric fan is capable of blasting a constant stream of air

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at speeds of up to 110 miles an hour.

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But will that be enough to finally topple the steeping behemoth

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that is the freestanding punchbag?

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Well, some wobbling there,

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but it's not looking good.

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Time's up and another victory for the punchbag.

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Can no-one challenge this silent giant of the boxing world?

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Well, what are the chances? A fireman! That could work.

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So can our fireman succeed where the other two methods have failed?

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He has a hose connected to a fire hydrant that can

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shoot out up to 475 litres a minute.

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But will this be enough to knock down the punchbag?

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So, hold the experiment right there.

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There's another point up for grabs for the teams.

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It's transfer of energy. Energy being put into the bag

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and failing to knock it over.

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Punch power wasn't enough. We saw wind power wasn't enough.

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Will water power do it?

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Will that be enough?

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Have a think because there's another point up for grabs right now.

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Meanwhile, while you're thinking,

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I'm going to go over to the audience.

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Have a proper chat about everything you can.

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Yeah, there you go. Thank you.

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So, audience, what do you reckon?

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-Well, I think the water power might work.

-You think it might?

-Yeah.

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It takes quite a lot of energy to knock the bag over,

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doesn't it? It looks pretty heavy. Yeah, I think it...

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maybe knock it down, but it depends how fast it pushes out.

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How do you think the bag's staying up? What's holding it up?

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The sand must be so heavy that it won't be pushed down.

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Because it's weighted at the bottom,

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all of the centre of gravity, the heavy bit of it is at the bottom.

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Good, good, good. Right then, teams.

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-Yellows, will water power do it?

-We think it will.

-You think it will.

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-Reds.

-Yes, I think it will. Yes, it will.

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You're going for yes. Both teams are going for yes.

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Only one way to find out - on with the experiment.

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After watching this man embarrass himself on more than one occasion,

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this man thinks he can finally

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topple the freestanding punchbag using water power.

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Let's find out if he's right.

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Three, two, one, fire.

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And with the greatest of ease and a whole lot of water,

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the punchbag is finally knocked to the ground. It's a knockout.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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water power was enough. Both teams are right.

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It's an extra point to both teams. Means, now, 2-2.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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OK, teams, get changed into chemical protective suits, away you go.

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I don't think that lab rat boxer

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took his defeat at the hands of mother nature very well.

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With the punchbag well and truly beaten, our brave loser, Rattius,

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comes in to offer his condolences.

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That's not very sporting.

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Nor is that, but it's very funny.

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Rattius once more flailing his arms, but to no effect.

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So, if you want to knock out a lab rat and you've got a choice

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between a water cannon and a wind machine, use a water cannon.

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Unless you have neither, then use the old fashion boxing glove.

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Let me demonstrate.

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There's another one, look.

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Oh, what a simple but effective tool!

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Never fails. Don't worry, they're lab rats,

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they're designed for that sort of thing.

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Let's move on to something far more important. It is time for...

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Oh, yeah, this is my bungee-powered catapult.

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I invented it to investigate the Blast Lab cat

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could beat a cheetah in a 100 metre race. It did.

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It might have taken an unfortunate route - cut through a wall or two -

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but it still beat the cheetah, that was the important thing.

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Anyway this week's moggy, moggy mess...

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I mean Messy, Messy, Mess Test is the gungee bungee.

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Teams, you've got to use these catapults to fire prize pods

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over this tank and into the prize zone on the other side.

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It's as simple as that.

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The prizes represented by what's written

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on the prize pods include a volcano game,

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a fashion styling set and a marine copter. But there's a catch.

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Technically it's a catchER -

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each team has a member standing in the tank.

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Your job is to intercept the other team's prize pods

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as they arc gracefully across the tank towards the prize zone. OK?

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Each team has the option at any time

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to fire these to their team-mates. These are...

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Giant hands of glory.

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That WAS a gnome. These can be used to stop the opposing team's

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prize pods more effectively than if they just used their own bare hands.

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When you're firing one of these across, you could be firing

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a prize pod instead.

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It's down to you to work out your tactics. Deploy them carefully.

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Only the prize pods in the prize zone at the end of the game count.

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The team with the most prize pods wins.

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You have some time to get as many prize pods across the tank

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and into the prize zone, as you can. Your some time starts...now.

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As it's a draw, both teams are kicking off at the same time.

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And the teams are wasting no some time.

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Yellows are off the mark.

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Another. John, the Yellows' firer, is like a machine out there.

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Atchoo!

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Speaking of machines, that's Alan,

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my massive robot, who has the most colossal cold.

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Sorry, everyone.

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The blockers did well to get out of the way of that one.

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Oh, but a great block from Issy.

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The Reds need more of that if they want to get back in this game.

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And finally the Reds get their first prize pod into the prize zone.

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And another. Is this the start of a great comeback? It could be.

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Callum has his eye in there. Look out, the Yellows.

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Well, it really is anybody's game now.

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There is nothing separating them.

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The blockers are working overtime.

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But the Reds grab another.

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And again, back come the Yellows.

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I've never seen a Messy, Messy Mess Test like it.

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The teams have to be quick.

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OK. Hold. That is the end of the game.

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Time for the big tot up.

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Let's check with the lab rats.

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For the Yellows, indicate with your little paw. Hold it in the air.

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Five. For the Reds, what have we got?

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Four for the Reds, that means it is a Yellow victory!

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The Yellows win. Well done, Yellows.

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Right, let's see what you've won here. Are you ready, Ninja Nan?

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A radio controlled spider.

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Tomb of Doom.

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A butterfly garden.

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Transforming ball.

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And a flying UFO.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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That is the haul of prizes the Yellow Team will be taking home.

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Reds, out of interest, we should probably find out

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what you would have won, had you won.

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Each of you would have been taking home...

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-Transforming ball, for each of you, rather nice.

-AUDIENCE: Ah.

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-A butterfly garden for each of you.

-Ah.

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-A board game for each of you.

-Ah.

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-A volcano game.

-Ah.

-Yeah, yeah.

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But here at Blast Lab there are only three rules.

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Last person out of the Lab has to turn out the lights,

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never, ever open the windows as the killer moles get in,

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and the losing team has to blow up their prizes.

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That third rule is the most important one right now

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because it's time for Bidet Goes Bang!

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Yellows, well played, well played. All of these coming home with you.

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That feels good. Reds, you did so well.

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You held it at a draw through most of the game and in the end

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you didn't do the winning thing, you did the losing thing instead.

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Instead of taking home a huge wheelbarrow full of prizes.

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You're going to follow me now on a long and treacherous walk of shame.

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Follow me. Here you are. Console them for they are sad.

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They are sad, console them.

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Callum, Issy, Lisa,

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-in the end, the gungee bungee just didn't go your way, did it?

-No.

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Bad luck. Still at least you get to blow everything up in the end, yeah.

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You know what to do, lift the plunger, please.

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Audience, we'll count them down from,

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five, four, three, two, one.

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Today, we have used giant wind machines and fire engines

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to investigate balance and catapults

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and to learn that, unlike lab rats, energy can't be destroyed.

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See you next time.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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