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Sorry! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
Sorry! | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
This better be worth it. I was in the bath when you called. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
It is worth it. In fact, it's beyond worth it. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
-Trog Face... -Is... | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
Gone for ever! She quit. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
No way! That's so fantastalistic, I have to bust a move. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
Wait! It gets better. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
Someone very close to you wants to replace her. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
Who? You? | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
Danny? Jake? Keith? Dad? Roger...? | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
Me! Duh! I need the job cos I'm saving up to go to | 0:00:31 | 0:00:35 | |
the Fan-Fanatics Syfy Auction. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:36 | |
There's a sock of Captain Skylo's I simply have to have. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:40 | |
At the moment I can only afford the heel. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
Erm...coolio. Anyway, the shakes are on you from now on, then. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:46 | |
So, Miss V, when does Dede start? | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
As soon as she can show me she can match my darling Chloe's charm, | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
beauty, finesse, | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
and her unbridled ability to make me moolah. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
And how exactly is she supposed to show you that? | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
With a job interview, dummy! What did you think? | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
-An X Factor-style audition? -That would be brilliant. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
Picture it. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
I'll be La Minogue, obviously. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
Chantel can be Kelly Rowland | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
and we'll find someone incredibly dull to be the Barlow. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
And Miss V can be...the Irish one. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
-IRISH ACCENT: -I tink this year | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
is going to be terrific, to be sure, to be sure. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
OK. If it's good enough for Valsh, it's good enough for Vanda. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:25 | |
-I was joking, you muppet. -Too late! Please let me do this! | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
My acting coach says I desperately need to work on my Australian accent. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:33 | |
I've missed out on Neighbours: The Musical twice now. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
Fine. As long as I have new vaiter in time for the Y Not Bop. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:41 | |
I'm rushed off my feet as it is. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
Deal! | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
For what it's worth, Deeds, you've got my vote. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
I am 100% behind you, because you are my best mate and you deserve it. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:55 | |
And she can get me free fries. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
OMG, he kissed me! | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
ROMANTIC MUSIC | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
-BOTH: -Sorry, I... | 0:02:08 | 0:02:09 | |
-No, you go. -After you. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
I'm such a klutz sometimes. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:12 | |
No way, me too! He's my perfect guy. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
Taylor. Taylor Bell. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
Sadie. But you can call me Sass, | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
the Sasster, Sassy J, Jassy Sassy... What am I saying? | 0:02:19 | 0:02:23 | |
Jassy? I'm here for a waitering gig. Do you know if it's still going? | 0:02:23 | 0:02:27 | |
Oh. Yeah. The thing is, it's, um... | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
-totally going. -Awesome! I could seriously use the cash. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
There's a surfboard on CutTheCurl.com with my name on it. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
He surfs? He's so cool! | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
I'll use it for a surf-a-thon for the puppy pound. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
He likes puppies! He's so nice! | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
Don't worry, Taylor. Leave it with me. I will totally get you. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
I mean, get you the job. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
I mean, I practically run this place. Got a finger in every pie. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
-Coming through. -Not in that one. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
# Won't somebody tell me why | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
# I'm always surrounded by boys? | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
# Give me a break | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
# They got attitude, kind of cute | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
-# But when they're in trouble, takes a girl to save the day -Save the day | 0:03:09 | 0:03:14 | |
-# I'd love another girl around the place -To be her | 0:03:14 | 0:03:18 | |
# Someone to back me up so I always Have the last word | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
# Guess it's hard to be the only girl | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
# In a boy's world | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
# Girl, girl in a boy's world | 0:03:27 | 0:03:31 | |
# I know I'm stronger cos I got a positive mental attitude | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
# I'm understanding, kind of sensitive, don't want gratitude | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
# I just don't want to be the only girl | 0:03:38 | 0:03:42 | |
# In a boy's world. # | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
HE WHISTLES | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
SNORING | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
Keith. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:00 | |
Oh! All right, Steve? Buddy, best boss in the world? | 0:04:00 | 0:04:04 | |
No! No, not really! | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
What are you doing? | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
I was just looking for the... | 0:04:08 | 0:04:09 | |
I was just about to do the, um... | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
Turning up for work early, obviously! | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
I love this job. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:16 | |
That's why I'll get here before you every day from now on. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
Oh, and go to sleep? | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
On our invoices? Which Sadie hasn't sorted yet. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
Chillax, boss. You say, "Go to sleep on our invoices," | 0:04:25 | 0:04:29 | |
I say, "Horizontal paperwork." There's a difference. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
Oops. Forgot Blankie. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
MOUTHS: Blankie? | 0:04:37 | 0:04:38 | |
Yo, yo, yo, da Jakester is in da house! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:45 | |
-Stop! -What? | 0:04:45 | 0:04:46 | |
Can't a boy at least try to sound a bit more street these days? | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
-No, not that! That! -No! | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
-Yes! -I don't believe it. You're finally tall enough | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
to go on the Ninja Warlord Death Ride at Babington Towers. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
Yes, I've grown bigger! Just as we're about to start big school. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:03 | |
Check me and my bad self out! | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
OK, firstly, | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
stop with the street stuff. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
And secondly, this doesn't make any sense. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
We check that mark every week. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:13 | |
You can't have grown a whole inch in three days! | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
Unless... No, it can't be. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
My mum made me eat porridge for breakfast this morning. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:22 | |
BOTH: Urgh! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:23 | |
But she did say it would help me grow into a big strong boy. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
And, hey, it worked. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:27 | |
No fair! Why am I always the shortest one all the time? | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
I can't start secondary school like this. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
They'll make mincemeat out of me! | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
That's it, Jakey-boy. You're going down! | 0:05:35 | 0:05:39 | |
Scratch that. I'm going up! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
OK. Operation Make Taylor Love Me | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
By Making Him The New Trog Face is a-go-go! | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
I've got X Factor audience banners, | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
I've got T-shirts, | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
I even got him a pinny for his Boot Camp audition. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
Nobody is going to be able to top this. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
FANFARE | 0:06:00 | 0:06:01 | |
-Oh, my Lady Gaga. -I know! | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
It's part of my campaign to ensure that I become the new Trog Face. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:07 | |
Oh, yeah. About that, Deeds... | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
I mean, are you sure you want to do that? | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
It's hardly the most rewarding of jobs. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
Rude customers, greasy leftovers | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
and the boss from hell! | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
I'd say it's more suited to someone like, I don't know, Taylor Bell? | 0:06:19 | 0:06:23 | |
You mean the skateboarder you were staring at all morning? | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
He skates too! Just gets better and better. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
Sadie! Just because you fancy him doesn't mean he deserves my job. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
You don't understand, Deeds. I don't just fancy him. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:36 | |
This is serious. We had a moment. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
Birds sang, sparks flew. It was like something out of the movies. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:43 | |
I was K-Stew, he was R-Patz. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
We actually kissed. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
You actually head-butted! | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
Sass, I've still got at least £20 to raise to secure that Skylo sock. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:56 | |
I need this job. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:57 | |
Seriously? A bright girl like you? You could have any job. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
Miss V's job. Kit's job in Hot Weaves. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
-Your job at the garage. -Exactly! -Then I'll take that one. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
Just for a couple of days, until I make up the shortfall. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
But you can't have my job! I need the cash! | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
I just forked out for all this... | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
It's a deal. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:15 | |
Cool. I'll go tell your dad. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
Here's hoping this part of my plan goes a little smoother. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
G'day! | 0:07:22 | 0:07:23 | |
Hey, Kit-Kat. Far be it from me to influence La Minogue | 0:07:23 | 0:07:27 | |
but don't you reckon Taylor would be perfect to replace Chloe? | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: I take it you want me to use me X Factor pull | 0:07:30 | 0:07:34 | |
to put Taylor in pole position? | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Um, yeah. That's about the size of it. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
Nice accent, by the way. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:39 | |
Thanks, it's my finest Dannii. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
No can do, though. Sorry. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
The Minogues are good girls. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:45 | |
They can never indulge in... AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: foul play, | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
-so neither can I. -Fine! Whatevs! | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
Then I'll have to indulge in some foul play. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
So, the thing is, as much as I love La Minogue, | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
AKA Kit, she's not even on The X Factor any more. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:06 | |
-Neither is Chezza. -No?! | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
No, Chezza got dumped and Dannii got bumped. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
-But Tulisa off N-Dubz... -Who-Dubz? -N-Dubz. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
-Ah, with the Dippy-Dappy man! -That's the one. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
Do you seriously want to look bonkerlistically out of date | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
by having a Minogue in your line-up? | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
Who cares? As long as she picks me vaiter who makes me lots of moolah. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
It's funny you should say that, Miss V. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
And so, it gives me great pleasure | 0:08:33 | 0:08:37 | |
to introduce to you the newest addition to our X Factor panel, | 0:08:37 | 0:08:43 | |
-Ms Tulisa Contostavelpopolopolos. -No! | 0:08:43 | 0:08:47 | |
I only did my exit! | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
Tulisa... | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
has been crucial in selecting our new Y Diner vaiter, | 0:08:52 | 0:08:57 | |
who is... | 0:08:57 | 0:08:58 | |
I can now reveal to you... | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
SHE CHUCKLES | 0:09:01 | 0:09:02 | |
..long pause! | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
Who is long pause? | 0:09:06 | 0:09:07 | |
Taylor Bell! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:13 | |
Taylor has vaitered on ten continents... | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
ALL: Ooh! | 0:09:19 | 0:09:20 | |
..in several avard-vinning restaurants... | 0:09:20 | 0:09:24 | |
ALL: Ooh! | 0:09:24 | 0:09:25 | |
..making an obscene amount of hard cash for his employers! | 0:09:25 | 0:09:30 | |
-MOUTHS: -What? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:31 | |
Just go with it! | 0:09:31 | 0:09:32 | |
I'm sure that Taylor will be a magnificent success | 0:09:32 | 0:09:36 | |
at tonight's Y Not Bop, | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
for which there are still tickets available. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
£4.99 per ticket, or £16.49 for two, | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
including the schnoodle roast. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
No refunds, no returns, terms and conditions apply. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:50 | |
Oh, man, I do not know how to thank you. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
CAR BRAKES SQUEAL | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
Please just tell me this is your friend. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
An overly friendly friend. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
Sadie, this is my girlfriend Ashlii. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
With an I. No Y. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
Actually, it's a double-I, which makes it more exotic. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
Have you only got the one in Sadie? Oh, bless. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
But... But we had a moment! | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
There were birds tweetering! No, twittering! Singing! | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
You saw it, didn't you? We're made for each other. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
He's my perfect guy. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
I think Sadie deserves a super-sized Shakalaka shake | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
-for helping you out, Tay-tay, don't you? -I know. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
But I... | 0:10:30 | 0:10:31 | |
But nothing. Just take the shake, then take a hike. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
Taylor is totally off-limits to losers like you. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:38 | |
BTW, didn't you get the memo? | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
Fashion is supposed to improve your appearance. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
OMLG! The poor guy is dating a monster! | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
I've got to get rid of her. Totally clueless how to, obvs. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
-Here you go, Jassy. -Thank you. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
I hope you've got your dancing shoes on | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
for the Y Not Bop tonight! | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
Totally! I love to dance. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
I live it. I'm practically pro. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
Wonderful! | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
There will also be a prize for the best dancing duo. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:12 | |
Oh. Right. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
Pity I haven't got a boyfriend who can move. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
Not so clueless now! | 0:11:19 | 0:11:20 | |
I'm totally going to find Ashlii a boyfriend who can dance. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:24 | |
Go on, Danny boy. Do it for the big lads at the back of the class | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
who are going to tower over you if you're not tall enough. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
You don't want them tripping over you. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
Oi! What are you doing? | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
Eating that organic oaty muck | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
when we've got a cupboard full of Sugar Coated Space Blobs. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:46 | |
-"They turn your tongue purple and the milk green." -Exactly. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
Sorry, Dad. I have to do this if I want to walk tall | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
into the high school playground next week. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
Nope. Not even a millimetre. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
Looks like I'll have to start being mates with Liam Lankylegs. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:03 | |
No! This is all wrong! | 0:12:03 | 0:12:04 | |
I just got big in small school, | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
now I'm the smallest in big school! | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
Hey, relax. The best things come in small packages, | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
like this Choctastic variety pack, which you also made me buy. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:16 | |
-So get it down you. -Are you crazy? This stuff won't make me grow. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
That it, Jakey-boy. Bring out the big guns! | 0:12:19 | 0:12:23 | |
Toughy McTough's Extra-Strength Scottish Porridge Oats, | 0:12:23 | 0:12:27 | |
made with water. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:28 | |
Tastes so bad, I may have to eat it through my nose. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:32 | |
I'll get started in the garage, then, shall I? | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
Yeah, good luck. You get a bonus if you can sort out the mess in there. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
You're on! | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
I can smell that Skylo sock already. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
Never going to happen. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
So your invoices go here, receipts go there, that box is for petty cash | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
and this little baby holds the key to your VAT. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:58 | |
Do I get the bonus? | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
-Too right! -Yes! I can buy both socks now. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
Keep this up, you'll soon have enough for a pair of tights. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
Just one thing. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
HE SNIFFS | 0:13:08 | 0:13:09 | |
-What's the smell? -That's not me! -Oh. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
HE SNIFFS | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
HISSING | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
Keith! | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
Boss, it's not what do you think, all right? | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
I think you're cooking breakfast on Mrs Gilligan's engine. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
-OK, it is what you think. -Oh. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
But I didn't want to disturb you in the kitchen, | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
cos, I mean, this is your house and I don't live here. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
Um...I think you do. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
Does he? | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
I mean, of course you do! You're living in the garage, aren't you? | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
No. What gave you that idea? | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
Um...your pants are drying on the air compressor. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:51 | |
OK, my mum's gone to Faliraki | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
cos she's fallen for this Greek bloke, Yanni, | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
and I'm meant to be staying with my nan | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
but I'd rather kip here cos she is totally off the rails. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
How could an old lady be off the rails? | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
You haven't met my nan. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:07 | |
No, but I'm going to meet her. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
Tonight, when she comes here to pick up you. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
And your pants. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
OK, before you mention one or both of the Minogue sisters - | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
for like the 50th time - | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
I've called to say I'm sorry and I want to make it up to you. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
What would you say if I told you | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
I could get you an even bigger opportunity | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
to hone your Australian accent? | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
-AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: -I'd say, I'm listening! -OK, great. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:36 | |
-So we both know that Taylor is perfect for me. -We don't know that. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
Details! | 0:14:40 | 0:14:41 | |
Meaning I've got to get him and Ashlii to break up. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
How are you going to do that? | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
-By finding Ashlii the man of her dreams, you! -Moi?! | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
Are you a total bonkatron?! | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
Come on, it's simple. You see, Taylor can only do dad dancing. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:55 | |
But Ashlii lives to dance. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
So if we can offer her someone with all of Taylor's plus points | 0:15:00 | 0:15:04 | |
and the twinkle toes of Justin Timberlake, | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
she'll fall head over heels in love with them instead. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
-I hope. -So what exactly do I get? -The chance to play... | 0:15:09 | 0:15:13 | |
..a dancing Hugh Jackman. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
I'm in. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:17 | |
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
Hey, guys. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
I just love to bop at the Y Not Bop, don't you? | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
I mean, it's a bop at the Y. So why not bop? | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
-That's what couples are made for, isn't it? -Er...I guess. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:34 | |
OMG! That Aussie surfer dude is amazing on the dance floor! | 0:15:34 | 0:15:39 | |
Anyone dancing with him is bound to win the dancing duo competition. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:43 | |
-Do you really think so? -Mm-hm! | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
# The baddest of them all | 0:15:45 | 0:15:46 | |
# Yeah, it's gotta be the apple | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
# I'm the Mac Daddy, y'all | 0:15:48 | 0:15:49 | |
# Haters better step back... # | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
Hi, I'm Hugh but you can just call me the Jack-man. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
OMG! He stole your girl! | 0:15:57 | 0:15:58 | |
Don't just stand there, get jiggy with it and jive on after them. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:02 | |
-But I can't dance. -Never mind, I can't dance either. Look. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:06 | |
It's odd we have so much in common. Like fate's brought us together... | 0:16:08 | 0:16:12 | |
-Oof! What?! -You're right, I've at least got to try. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
Taylor! You're totally...! | 0:16:16 | 0:16:18 | |
# And I never felt this way before | 0:16:18 | 0:16:21 | |
# I swear... # | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
Amazing! | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
# And I owe it all to you | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
# Oh, I... # | 0:16:28 | 0:16:29 | |
You have got to be kidding me! | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
I'm sorry, Mr Bartleby, | 0:16:31 | 0:16:32 | |
there's absolutely no way we can service your Beemer. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
Our repair pit doesn't meet EU regulations | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
for servicing foreign cars. Goodbye! | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
-Did you just turn business away? -Illegal business. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
And I filed your tax returns. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
You owe quite a hefty sum, best pay it today. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
-I don't believe it. -You're welcome! Just keeping up the good work. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:54 | |
-Every bonus gets me closer to Skylo gloves. -Thought they're socks? -Yes. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:58 | |
But with the extra cash you're paying me, | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
I'm on course to buy the whole outfit. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
Bye, Keith! | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
Oh, hi, Keith! | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
What are you doing hiding under there? Out! | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
-Hey. -Where is he? | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
Where's my baby boy? | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
Aw! There he is! | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
Oh, mwah! Mwah! | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
Ow! | 0:17:21 | 0:17:22 | |
I was going out of my head with worry, thinking, | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
"Where's my Keithy gone?" | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
-I even got the search party out. -Sounded more like a house party. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:31 | |
No, I only play N-Dubz just to cheer everybody up. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:35 | |
Well, no harm done, Mrs...? | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
Cocklethorpe. Nan Bet to me mates. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
So you can call me Mrs Cocklethorpe. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
SHE LAUGHS Oh-ho! | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
You must be Mr Jenkins. Lovely to meet you, darling. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:50 | |
Well, come on, then, sunshine, | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
grab your pants, I've got boxercise at seven. Hey-hey! | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
Oh, what a lovely motor! | 0:17:55 | 0:17:59 | |
Your nan goes to boxercise class? | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
No. She teaches it. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
Please let me stay. You don't know what she's like to live with. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:08 | |
You couldn't last an hour with her. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
-Nonsense. -Half an hour. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
I promise I'll go home and stay home if you can. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
All right, you're on. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
Uh, Nan Bets? Would you like to stay for a spot of tea? | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
Oh, that'd be stormin', Steve! | 0:18:21 | 0:18:25 | |
But I'll have to invite the bridge club in, | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
they're outside in the sunshine coach. Hey-hey! | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
Bridge club? Sunshine coach? | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
This is not a problem. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
Hey, check it out. Ashlii and me won the dancing duo competition. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:40 | |
Ugh, yay(!) | 0:18:40 | 0:18:41 | |
It was close - that Hugh guy was totally going for Ashlii | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
but I showed him who's boss. Thanks to you! | 0:18:44 | 0:18:48 | |
-Don't mention it. -Stop being modest. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
If you hadn't made me dance, who knows what would have happened. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
It's down to you me and Ashlii are still together. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
How BAFTA-licious was I? | 0:18:56 | 0:18:58 | |
I think Hugh was my greatest acting accomplishment yet! | 0:18:58 | 0:19:02 | |
-Shut it! -Did we manage to split up Taylor Dumdum and Ashlii Simpleton? | 0:19:02 | 0:19:06 | |
You what?! | 0:19:08 | 0:19:09 | |
Oh, em... Big mouth o'clock, got to fly! | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
Not cool, dude. I thought you were my friend. Ashlii's the one. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:18 | |
Yeah, the scary one. She's a monster! | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
You kidding?! She's the nicest girl ever. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
She'd never say a bad word about anyone. Shame on you, Sass. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
Oh! | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
Give me a whoop-whoop! | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
ALL: Whoop-whoop! | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
-They always this rowdy? -This is chilled. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
Oh! That must be Sadie! | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
She's the spit of her dad. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
Here, Rene, ain't she the spit of her dad? | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
Gorgeous! Gorgeous, you are! | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
A big yo for the Sasster! | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
ALL: Whoo! | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
-Conga! -Whoop! | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
Did I just get a shout-out from an OAP? | 0:19:59 | 0:20:03 | |
Please, tell me you want me, I need an excuse to get out of here. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
-Good! Oi! Top acting! -Ha-ha! | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
There, there. Good, crying. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
Oh, hi, guys. I'm just clocking off now, Steve. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
Before I go, I wanted to say that I've brought Mr Motors in-line | 0:20:17 | 0:20:21 | |
with the euro-wide legislation on transparency and ease of practice. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
By using these bad boys to label! | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
Everything in the garage? | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
Tell me I don't deserve another bonus. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
Wow. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
-She's efficient. -That's one word for her. All right, thanks for that. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:37 | |
You can go now, I only needed you to get me out of there. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
Dad, I actually do need you. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
What, haven't blown something up again, have you? Or stolen something? | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
Stolen something and blown it up? | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
SHE SNIFFS | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
Hey. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:52 | |
-I'm sorry, what's wrong? -I've been totally stupid. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:56 | |
I thought I'd found my perfect guy | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
but he already had a girlfriend, but did I care? No! | 0:20:58 | 0:21:02 | |
I did a classic Sadie J and tried to break them up | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
cos I thought they weren't good together, | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
never mind what they think. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
Now he's found out and everything's broken. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
What am I going to do? | 0:21:11 | 0:21:12 | |
What we Jenkins always do when something's broken. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
We fix it. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:17 | |
-Dad, people, not Peugeots. -Oh, you'd be surprised. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:21 | |
Now and again we all need a full tank. And some TLC. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
Eh? | 0:21:24 | 0:21:25 | |
Any change? I guess this is it, then. Nice knowing you, short stuff. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:39 | |
-Stop! -Sorry, that was uncalled for. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
I'm getting some practice in for big school tomorrow. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
No, no! I meant stop right there! | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
-You've shrunk! -No, I haven't. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
I'm tall, I'm Jake "The Stretch" Healy. That's my new nickname. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
Not any more! It must have been something you ate! | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
Think, what did you do differently today? | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
Nothing, I got up, had porridge, changed my socks, | 0:22:01 | 0:22:05 | |
even though I didn't want to, | 0:22:05 | 0:22:06 | |
cos they were new, warm and fuzzy and about this thick. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
How thick? | 0:22:10 | 0:22:11 | |
You know what this means, don't you? | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
You're going to make mincemeat out of me | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
for making you eat all that porridge? | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
No, we get to stay mates! See you in secondary school, Jakey-boy! | 0:22:19 | 0:22:23 | |
Ahem! Can I have your attention, please? | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
I've...come to a decision. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
You see, Keith, since all this business with your nan | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
and sleeping on the garage floor | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
and wrecking Mrs Gilligan's Corsa with your fry-up... | 0:22:42 | 0:22:46 | |
Well, the thing is... I think I'm going to have to... | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
Can I just interject there, please? | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
Getting rid of Keith might be a little more tricky than that. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:55 | |
He's been employed here too long to simply be fired. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
You must give grounds for dismissal, | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
which could end up in a costly local government tribunal. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
That wasn't what I was going to say but since we're on that track, | 0:23:03 | 0:23:06 | |
what if someone's only been employed for a short time, only a few days, | 0:23:06 | 0:23:10 | |
somebody like, I don't know, like you? | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
In that case, you could argue it was a trial period | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
and go for immediate sacking. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
Great. Well, in that case, Dede, with respect, you're fired. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:22 | |
Sorry, you're just too good at your job. You're costing me a fortune! | 0:23:22 | 0:23:26 | |
But what about the Fan-Fanatics Syfy Auction? | 0:23:26 | 0:23:29 | |
I'd have thought with all your bonuses | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
you'd have enough to buy a Captain Skylo boutique by now. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
-Sorry, eh? -I'll just get my coat. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
Maybe I can get the Skylo's coat! | 0:23:36 | 0:23:41 | |
What was you going to tell me, boss? | 0:23:41 | 0:23:43 | |
I can't believe it! My baby boy growing up and moving out! | 0:23:43 | 0:23:49 | |
You're a man now, Keith. A proper, grown man. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:55 | |
Here's your blankie! | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
Thanks for allowing him to stay, Steve. So kind. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:01 | |
You remind me of Keith's dad. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
Only less hair, more teeth. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
Yeah, cheers. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
Mwah, mwah! I can't stay, darling, I'm bungee jumping at two o'clock. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:14 | |
Ciao, boys! | 0:24:14 | 0:24:15 | |
Why did you change your mind? | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
Because, with no offence, your nan is totally off the rails. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:23 | |
I wouldn't wish her on anyone. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
-Welcome home, lad. -Thanks, boss. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
Wash your hands. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
Der ve go, one deluxe Shakalaka Sherry Shake, | 0:24:37 | 0:24:42 | |
which should be served to you by Taylor, | 0:24:42 | 0:24:45 | |
the award-winning vaiter you found me. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
Which awards did he vin, I vonder? | 0:24:47 | 0:24:50 | |
De Latest Vaiter In The Vorld, perhaps? De Laziest Vaiter? | 0:24:50 | 0:24:54 | |
De Lousiest Vaiter? | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
Er...yeah, I've got to go. Thanks! | 0:24:56 | 0:24:59 | |
-Ah, merci, Sass. -You shouldn't have! | 0:24:59 | 0:25:03 | |
It's OK, I didn't. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
-Who's it for? -Where's the surfboard sale? | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
-Bagsy the boogie-woogie board. -Where are the sales? | 0:25:07 | 0:25:10 | |
-Bagsy the kitten claws. -Ah, yeah. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
I might have told a teeny, weenie white lie about that stuff. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
No surprise there, then! | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
But now you're here, I wanted to say I was an idiot | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
for trying to mess things up between you | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
and I hope this very expensive Sherry Shake will make up for it. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
-What you did was totally whack, dude. -Beyond whack! | 0:25:26 | 0:25:29 | |
Like at the back of whack and 20 miles south! | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
I know and I'm really sorry. I'll never come between you again. Truce? | 0:25:32 | 0:25:36 | |
-Cool with me. -Ugh, fine! -I'll grab us a booth. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
Ashlii, I wanted to say that I'm genuinely sorry. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
I had no idea that you two were soul mates, that he was, "the one". | 0:25:42 | 0:25:47 | |
That's cos he's not! Duh! | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
He's just the cutest boy in town, | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
which means he looks brilliant on my arm. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
Kind of like my favourite handbag! See ya! | 0:25:54 | 0:25:58 | |
-Oh. -My. -Gaga! He's just her favourite bag but he's my perfect guy! | 0:25:58 | 0:26:04 | |
Right, that's it. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
The battle for Taylor Bell... is back on! | 0:26:06 | 0:26:10 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:26:23 | 0:26:27 | |
E-mail [email protected] | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
-And stay out! Schnoodle brain! -She fired you? | 0:26:30 | 0:26:34 | |
Yeah, turns out waiting tables is way harder than riding waves. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:38 | |
I just didn't cut the mustard. Or the lemons. Or the gherkins. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:42 | |
Oh, unlucky. So who's the new Trog Face? | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
That would be me! | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
But I... Trog... You... When... How? | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
Now this little one knows how to make moolah! | 0:26:50 | 0:26:54 | |
In fact, she's the closest thing to Chloe I've ever met. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:58 | |
Just excuse me one second. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
No-o-o! | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 |