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Sorry!

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Sorry!

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This better be worth it. I was in the bath when you called.

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It is worth it. In fact, it's beyond worth it.

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-Trog Face...

-Is...

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Gone for ever! She quit.

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No way! That's so fantastalistic, I have to bust a move.

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Wait! It gets better.

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Someone very close to you wants to replace her.

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Who? You?

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Danny? Jake? Keith? Dad? Roger...?

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Me! Duh! I need the job cos I'm saving up to go to

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the Fan-Fanatics Syfy Auction.

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There's a sock of Captain Skylo's I simply have to have.

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At the moment I can only afford the heel.

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Erm...coolio. Anyway, the shakes are on you from now on, then.

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So, Miss V, when does Dede start?

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As soon as she can show me she can match my darling Chloe's charm,

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beauty, finesse,

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and her unbridled ability to make me moolah.

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And how exactly is she supposed to show you that?

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With a job interview, dummy! What did you think?

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-An X Factor-style audition?

-That would be brilliant.

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Picture it.

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I'll be La Minogue, obviously.

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Chantel can be Kelly Rowland

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and we'll find someone incredibly dull to be the Barlow.

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And Miss V can be...the Irish one.

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-IRISH ACCENT:

-I tink this year

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is going to be terrific, to be sure, to be sure.

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OK. If it's good enough for Valsh, it's good enough for Vanda.

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-I was joking, you muppet.

-Too late! Please let me do this!

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My acting coach says I desperately need to work on my Australian accent.

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I've missed out on Neighbours: The Musical twice now.

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Fine. As long as I have new vaiter in time for the Y Not Bop.

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I'm rushed off my feet as it is.

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Deal!

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For what it's worth, Deeds, you've got my vote.

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I am 100% behind you, because you are my best mate and you deserve it.

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And she can get me free fries.

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OMG, he kissed me!

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ROMANTIC MUSIC

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-BOTH:

-Sorry, I...

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-No, you go.

-After you.

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I'm such a klutz sometimes.

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No way, me too! He's my perfect guy.

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Taylor. Taylor Bell.

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Sadie. But you can call me Sass,

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the Sasster, Sassy J, Jassy Sassy... What am I saying?

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Jassy? I'm here for a waitering gig. Do you know if it's still going?

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Oh. Yeah. The thing is, it's, um...

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-totally going.

-Awesome! I could seriously use the cash.

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There's a surfboard on CutTheCurl.com with my name on it.

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He surfs? He's so cool!

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I'll use it for a surf-a-thon for the puppy pound.

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He likes puppies! He's so nice!

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Don't worry, Taylor. Leave it with me. I will totally get you.

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I mean, get you the job.

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I mean, I practically run this place. Got a finger in every pie.

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-Coming through.

-Not in that one.

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# Won't somebody tell me why

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# I'm always surrounded by boys?

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# Give me a break

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# They got attitude, kind of cute

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-# But when they're in trouble, takes a girl to save the day

-Save the day

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-# I'd love another girl around the place

-To be her

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# Someone to back me up so I always Have the last word

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# Guess it's hard to be the only girl

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# In a boy's world

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# Girl, girl in a boy's world

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# I know I'm stronger cos I got a positive mental attitude

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# I'm understanding, kind of sensitive, don't want gratitude

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# I just don't want to be the only girl

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# In a boy's world. #

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HE WHISTLES

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SNORING

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Keith.

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Oh! All right, Steve? Buddy, best boss in the world?

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No! No, not really!

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What are you doing?

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I was just looking for the...

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I was just about to do the, um...

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Turning up for work early, obviously!

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I love this job.

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That's why I'll get here before you every day from now on.

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Oh, and go to sleep?

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On our invoices? Which Sadie hasn't sorted yet.

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Chillax, boss. You say, "Go to sleep on our invoices,"

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I say, "Horizontal paperwork." There's a difference.

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Oops. Forgot Blankie.

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MOUTHS: Blankie?

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Yo, yo, yo, da Jakester is in da house!

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-Stop!

-What?

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Can't a boy at least try to sound a bit more street these days?

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-No, not that! That!

-No!

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-Yes!

-I don't believe it. You're finally tall enough

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to go on the Ninja Warlord Death Ride at Babington Towers.

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Yes, I've grown bigger! Just as we're about to start big school.

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Check me and my bad self out!

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OK, firstly,

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stop with the street stuff.

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And secondly, this doesn't make any sense.

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We check that mark every week.

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You can't have grown a whole inch in three days!

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Unless... No, it can't be.

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My mum made me eat porridge for breakfast this morning.

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BOTH: Urgh!

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But she did say it would help me grow into a big strong boy.

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And, hey, it worked.

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No fair! Why am I always the shortest one all the time?

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I can't start secondary school like this.

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They'll make mincemeat out of me!

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That's it, Jakey-boy. You're going down!

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Scratch that. I'm going up!

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OK. Operation Make Taylor Love Me

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By Making Him The New Trog Face is a-go-go!

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I've got X Factor audience banners,

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I've got T-shirts,

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I even got him a pinny for his Boot Camp audition.

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Nobody is going to be able to top this.

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FANFARE

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-Oh, my Lady Gaga.

-I know!

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It's part of my campaign to ensure that I become the new Trog Face.

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Oh, yeah. About that, Deeds...

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I mean, are you sure you want to do that?

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It's hardly the most rewarding of jobs.

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Rude customers, greasy leftovers

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and the boss from hell!

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I'd say it's more suited to someone like, I don't know, Taylor Bell?

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You mean the skateboarder you were staring at all morning?

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He skates too! Just gets better and better.

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Sadie! Just because you fancy him doesn't mean he deserves my job.

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You don't understand, Deeds. I don't just fancy him.

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This is serious. We had a moment.

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Birds sang, sparks flew. It was like something out of the movies.

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I was K-Stew, he was R-Patz.

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We actually kissed.

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You actually head-butted!

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Sass, I've still got at least £20 to raise to secure that Skylo sock.

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I need this job.

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Seriously? A bright girl like you? You could have any job.

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Miss V's job. Kit's job in Hot Weaves.

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-Your job at the garage.

-Exactly!

-Then I'll take that one.

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Just for a couple of days, until I make up the shortfall.

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But you can't have my job! I need the cash!

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I just forked out for all this...

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It's a deal.

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Cool. I'll go tell your dad.

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Here's hoping this part of my plan goes a little smoother.

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G'day!

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Hey, Kit-Kat. Far be it from me to influence La Minogue

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but don't you reckon Taylor would be perfect to replace Chloe?

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AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: I take it you want me to use me X Factor pull

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to put Taylor in pole position?

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Um, yeah. That's about the size of it.

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Nice accent, by the way.

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Thanks, it's my finest Dannii.

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No can do, though. Sorry.

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The Minogues are good girls.

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They can never indulge in... AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: foul play,

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-so neither can I.

-Fine! Whatevs!

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Then I'll have to indulge in some foul play.

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So, the thing is, as much as I love La Minogue,

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AKA Kit, she's not even on The X Factor any more.

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-Neither is Chezza.

-No?!

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No, Chezza got dumped and Dannii got bumped.

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-But Tulisa off N-Dubz...

-Who-Dubz?

-N-Dubz.

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-Ah, with the Dippy-Dappy man!

-That's the one.

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Do you seriously want to look bonkerlistically out of date

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by having a Minogue in your line-up?

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Who cares? As long as she picks me vaiter who makes me lots of moolah.

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It's funny you should say that, Miss V.

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And so, it gives me great pleasure

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to introduce to you the newest addition to our X Factor panel,

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-Ms Tulisa Contostavelpopolopolos.

-No!

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I only did my exit!

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Tulisa...

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has been crucial in selecting our new Y Diner vaiter,

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who is...

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I can now reveal to you...

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SHE CHUCKLES

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..long pause!

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Who is long pause?

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Taylor Bell!

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Taylor has vaitered on ten continents...

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ALL: Ooh!

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..in several avard-vinning restaurants...

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ALL: Ooh!

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..making an obscene amount of hard cash for his employers!

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-MOUTHS:

-What?

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Just go with it!

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I'm sure that Taylor will be a magnificent success

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at tonight's Y Not Bop,

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for which there are still tickets available.

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£4.99 per ticket, or £16.49 for two,

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including the schnoodle roast.

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No refunds, no returns, terms and conditions apply.

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Oh, man, I do not know how to thank you.

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CAR BRAKES SQUEAL

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Please just tell me this is your friend.

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An overly friendly friend.

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Sadie, this is my girlfriend Ashlii.

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With an I. No Y.

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Actually, it's a double-I, which makes it more exotic.

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Have you only got the one in Sadie? Oh, bless.

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But... But we had a moment!

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There were birds tweetering! No, twittering! Singing!

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You saw it, didn't you? We're made for each other.

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He's my perfect guy.

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I think Sadie deserves a super-sized Shakalaka shake

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-for helping you out, Tay-tay, don't you?

-I know.

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But I...

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But nothing. Just take the shake, then take a hike.

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Taylor is totally off-limits to losers like you.

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BTW, didn't you get the memo?

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Fashion is supposed to improve your appearance.

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OMLG! The poor guy is dating a monster!

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I've got to get rid of her. Totally clueless how to, obvs.

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-Here you go, Jassy.

-Thank you.

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I hope you've got your dancing shoes on

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for the Y Not Bop tonight!

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Totally! I love to dance.

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I live it. I'm practically pro.

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Wonderful!

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There will also be a prize for the best dancing duo.

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Oh. Right.

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Pity I haven't got a boyfriend who can move.

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Not so clueless now!

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I'm totally going to find Ashlii a boyfriend who can dance.

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Go on, Danny boy. Do it for the big lads at the back of the class

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who are going to tower over you if you're not tall enough.

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You don't want them tripping over you.

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Oi! What are you doing?

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Eating that organic oaty muck

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when we've got a cupboard full of Sugar Coated Space Blobs.

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-"They turn your tongue purple and the milk green."

-Exactly.

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Sorry, Dad. I have to do this if I want to walk tall

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into the high school playground next week.

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Nope. Not even a millimetre.

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Looks like I'll have to start being mates with Liam Lankylegs.

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No! This is all wrong!

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I just got big in small school,

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now I'm the smallest in big school!

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Hey, relax. The best things come in small packages,

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like this Choctastic variety pack, which you also made me buy.

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-So get it down you.

-Are you crazy? This stuff won't make me grow.

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That it, Jakey-boy. Bring out the big guns!

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Toughy McTough's Extra-Strength Scottish Porridge Oats,

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made with water.

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Tastes so bad, I may have to eat it through my nose.

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I'll get started in the garage, then, shall I?

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Yeah, good luck. You get a bonus if you can sort out the mess in there.

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You're on!

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I can smell that Skylo sock already.

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Never going to happen.

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So your invoices go here, receipts go there, that box is for petty cash

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and this little baby holds the key to your VAT.

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Do I get the bonus?

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-Too right!

-Yes! I can buy both socks now.

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Keep this up, you'll soon have enough for a pair of tights.

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Just one thing.

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HE SNIFFS

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-What's the smell?

-That's not me!

-Oh.

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HE SNIFFS

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HISSING

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Keith!

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Boss, it's not what do you think, all right?

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I think you're cooking breakfast on Mrs Gilligan's engine.

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-OK, it is what you think.

-Oh.

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But I didn't want to disturb you in the kitchen,

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cos, I mean, this is your house and I don't live here.

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Um...I think you do.

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Does he?

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I mean, of course you do! You're living in the garage, aren't you?

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No. What gave you that idea?

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Um...your pants are drying on the air compressor.

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OK, my mum's gone to Faliraki

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cos she's fallen for this Greek bloke, Yanni,

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and I'm meant to be staying with my nan

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but I'd rather kip here cos she is totally off the rails.

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How could an old lady be off the rails?

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You haven't met my nan.

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No, but I'm going to meet her.

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Tonight, when she comes here to pick up you.

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And your pants.

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OK, before you mention one or both of the Minogue sisters -

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for like the 50th time -

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I've called to say I'm sorry and I want to make it up to you.

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What would you say if I told you

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I could get you an even bigger opportunity

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to hone your Australian accent?

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-AUSTRALIAN ACCENT:

-I'd say, I'm listening!

-OK, great.

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-So we both know that Taylor is perfect for me.

-We don't know that.

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Details!

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Meaning I've got to get him and Ashlii to break up.

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How are you going to do that?

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-By finding Ashlii the man of her dreams, you!

-Moi?!

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Are you a total bonkatron?!

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Come on, it's simple. You see, Taylor can only do dad dancing.

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But Ashlii lives to dance.

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So if we can offer her someone with all of Taylor's plus points

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and the twinkle toes of Justin Timberlake,

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she'll fall head over heels in love with them instead.

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-I hope.

-So what exactly do I get?

-The chance to play...

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..a dancing Hugh Jackman.

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I'm in.

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DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

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Hey, guys.

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I just love to bop at the Y Not Bop, don't you?

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I mean, it's a bop at the Y. So why not bop?

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-That's what couples are made for, isn't it?

-Er...I guess.

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OMG! That Aussie surfer dude is amazing on the dance floor!

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Anyone dancing with him is bound to win the dancing duo competition.

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-Do you really think so?

-Mm-hm!

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# The baddest of them all

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# Yeah, it's gotta be the apple

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# I'm the Mac Daddy, y'all

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# Haters better step back... #

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Hi, I'm Hugh but you can just call me the Jack-man.

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OMG! He stole your girl!

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Don't just stand there, get jiggy with it and jive on after them.

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-But I can't dance.

-Never mind, I can't dance either. Look.

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It's odd we have so much in common. Like fate's brought us together...

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-Oof! What?!

-You're right, I've at least got to try.

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Taylor! You're totally...!

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# And I never felt this way before

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# I swear... #

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Amazing!

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# And I owe it all to you

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# Oh, I... #

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You have got to be kidding me!

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I'm sorry, Mr Bartleby,

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there's absolutely no way we can service your Beemer.

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Our repair pit doesn't meet EU regulations

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for servicing foreign cars. Goodbye!

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-Did you just turn business away?

-Illegal business.

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And I filed your tax returns.

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You owe quite a hefty sum, best pay it today.

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-I don't believe it.

-You're welcome! Just keeping up the good work.

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-Every bonus gets me closer to Skylo gloves.

-Thought they're socks?

-Yes.

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But with the extra cash you're paying me,

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I'm on course to buy the whole outfit.

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Bye, Keith!

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Oh, hi, Keith!

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What are you doing hiding under there? Out!

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-Hey.

-Where is he?

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Where's my baby boy?

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Aw! There he is!

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Oh, mwah! Mwah!

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Ow!

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I was going out of my head with worry, thinking,

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"Where's my Keithy gone?"

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-I even got the search party out.

-Sounded more like a house party.

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No, I only play N-Dubz just to cheer everybody up.

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Well, no harm done, Mrs...?

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Cocklethorpe. Nan Bet to me mates.

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So you can call me Mrs Cocklethorpe.

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SHE LAUGHS Oh-ho!

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You must be Mr Jenkins. Lovely to meet you, darling.

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Well, come on, then, sunshine,

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grab your pants, I've got boxercise at seven. Hey-hey!

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Oh, what a lovely motor!

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Your nan goes to boxercise class?

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No. She teaches it.

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Please let me stay. You don't know what she's like to live with.

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You couldn't last an hour with her.

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-Nonsense.

-Half an hour.

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I promise I'll go home and stay home if you can.

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All right, you're on.

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Uh, Nan Bets? Would you like to stay for a spot of tea?

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Oh, that'd be stormin', Steve!

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But I'll have to invite the bridge club in,

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they're outside in the sunshine coach. Hey-hey!

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Bridge club? Sunshine coach?

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This is not a problem.

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Hey, check it out. Ashlii and me won the dancing duo competition.

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Ugh, yay(!)

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It was close - that Hugh guy was totally going for Ashlii

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but I showed him who's boss. Thanks to you!

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-Don't mention it.

-Stop being modest.

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If you hadn't made me dance, who knows what would have happened.

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It's down to you me and Ashlii are still together.

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How BAFTA-licious was I?

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I think Hugh was my greatest acting accomplishment yet!

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-Shut it!

-Did we manage to split up Taylor Dumdum and Ashlii Simpleton?

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You what?!

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Oh, em... Big mouth o'clock, got to fly!

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Not cool, dude. I thought you were my friend. Ashlii's the one.

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Yeah, the scary one. She's a monster!

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You kidding?! She's the nicest girl ever.

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She'd never say a bad word about anyone. Shame on you, Sass.

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Oh!

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DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

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Give me a whoop-whoop!

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ALL: Whoop-whoop!

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-They always this rowdy?

-This is chilled.

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Oh! That must be Sadie!

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She's the spit of her dad.

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Here, Rene, ain't she the spit of her dad?

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Gorgeous! Gorgeous, you are!

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A big yo for the Sasster!

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ALL: Whoo!

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-Conga!

-Whoop!

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Did I just get a shout-out from an OAP?

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Please, tell me you want me, I need an excuse to get out of here.

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-Good! Oi! Top acting!

-Ha-ha!

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There, there. Good, crying.

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Oh, hi, guys. I'm just clocking off now, Steve.

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Before I go, I wanted to say that I've brought Mr Motors in-line

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with the euro-wide legislation on transparency and ease of practice.

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By using these bad boys to label!

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Everything in the garage?

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Tell me I don't deserve another bonus.

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Wow.

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-She's efficient.

-That's one word for her. All right, thanks for that.

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You can go now, I only needed you to get me out of there.

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Dad, I actually do need you.

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What, haven't blown something up again, have you? Or stolen something?

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Stolen something and blown it up?

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SHE SNIFFS

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Hey.

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-I'm sorry, what's wrong?

-I've been totally stupid.

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I thought I'd found my perfect guy

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but he already had a girlfriend, but did I care? No!

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I did a classic Sadie J and tried to break them up

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cos I thought they weren't good together,

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never mind what they think.

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Now he's found out and everything's broken.

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What am I going to do?

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What we Jenkins always do when something's broken.

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We fix it.

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-Dad, people, not Peugeots.

-Oh, you'd be surprised.

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Now and again we all need a full tank. And some TLC.

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Eh?

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Any change? I guess this is it, then. Nice knowing you, short stuff.

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-Stop!

-Sorry, that was uncalled for.

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I'm getting some practice in for big school tomorrow.

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No, no! I meant stop right there!

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-You've shrunk!

-No, I haven't.

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I'm tall, I'm Jake "The Stretch" Healy. That's my new nickname.

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Not any more! It must have been something you ate!

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Think, what did you do differently today?

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Nothing, I got up, had porridge, changed my socks,

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even though I didn't want to,

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cos they were new, warm and fuzzy and about this thick.

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How thick?

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You know what this means, don't you?

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You're going to make mincemeat out of me

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for making you eat all that porridge?

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No, we get to stay mates! See you in secondary school, Jakey-boy!

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Ahem! Can I have your attention, please?

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I've...come to a decision.

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You see, Keith, since all this business with your nan

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and sleeping on the garage floor

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and wrecking Mrs Gilligan's Corsa with your fry-up...

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Well, the thing is... I think I'm going to have to...

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Can I just interject there, please?

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Getting rid of Keith might be a little more tricky than that.

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He's been employed here too long to simply be fired.

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You must give grounds for dismissal,

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which could end up in a costly local government tribunal.

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That wasn't what I was going to say but since we're on that track,

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what if someone's only been employed for a short time, only a few days,

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somebody like, I don't know, like you?

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In that case, you could argue it was a trial period

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and go for immediate sacking.

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Great. Well, in that case, Dede, with respect, you're fired.

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Sorry, you're just too good at your job. You're costing me a fortune!

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But what about the Fan-Fanatics Syfy Auction?

0:23:260:23:29

I'd have thought with all your bonuses

0:23:290:23:31

you'd have enough to buy a Captain Skylo boutique by now.

0:23:310:23:34

-Sorry, eh?

-I'll just get my coat.

0:23:340:23:36

Maybe I can get the Skylo's coat!

0:23:360:23:41

What was you going to tell me, boss?

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I can't believe it! My baby boy growing up and moving out!

0:23:430:23:49

You're a man now, Keith. A proper, grown man.

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Here's your blankie!

0:23:550:23:57

Thanks for allowing him to stay, Steve. So kind.

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You remind me of Keith's dad.

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Only less hair, more teeth.

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Yeah, cheers.

0:24:050:24:07

Mwah, mwah! I can't stay, darling, I'm bungee jumping at two o'clock.

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Ciao, boys!

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Why did you change your mind?

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Because, with no offence, your nan is totally off the rails.

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I wouldn't wish her on anyone.

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-Welcome home, lad.

-Thanks, boss.

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Wash your hands.

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Der ve go, one deluxe Shakalaka Sherry Shake,

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which should be served to you by Taylor,

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the award-winning vaiter you found me.

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Which awards did he vin, I vonder?

0:24:470:24:50

De Latest Vaiter In The Vorld, perhaps? De Laziest Vaiter?

0:24:500:24:54

De Lousiest Vaiter?

0:24:540:24:56

Er...yeah, I've got to go. Thanks!

0:24:560:24:59

-Ah, merci, Sass.

-You shouldn't have!

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It's OK, I didn't.

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-Who's it for?

-Where's the surfboard sale?

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-Bagsy the boogie-woogie board.

-Where are the sales?

0:25:070:25:10

-Bagsy the kitten claws.

-Ah, yeah.

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I might have told a teeny, weenie white lie about that stuff.

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No surprise there, then!

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But now you're here, I wanted to say I was an idiot

0:25:180:25:21

for trying to mess things up between you

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and I hope this very expensive Sherry Shake will make up for it.

0:25:230:25:26

-What you did was totally whack, dude.

-Beyond whack!

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Like at the back of whack and 20 miles south!

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I know and I'm really sorry. I'll never come between you again. Truce?

0:25:320:25:36

-Cool with me.

-Ugh, fine!

-I'll grab us a booth.

0:25:360:25:39

Ashlii, I wanted to say that I'm genuinely sorry.

0:25:390:25:42

I had no idea that you two were soul mates, that he was, "the one".

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That's cos he's not! Duh!

0:25:470:25:49

He's just the cutest boy in town,

0:25:490:25:51

which means he looks brilliant on my arm.

0:25:510:25:54

Kind of like my favourite handbag! See ya!

0:25:540:25:58

-Oh.

-My.

-Gaga! He's just her favourite bag but he's my perfect guy!

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Right, that's it.

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The battle for Taylor Bell... is back on!

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-And stay out! Schnoodle brain!

-She fired you?

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Yeah, turns out waiting tables is way harder than riding waves.

0:26:340:26:38

I just didn't cut the mustard. Or the lemons. Or the gherkins.

0:26:380:26:42

Oh, unlucky. So who's the new Trog Face?

0:26:420:26:45

That would be me!

0:26:450:26:47

But I... Trog... You... When... How?

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Now this little one knows how to make moolah!

0:26:500:26:54

In fact, she's the closest thing to Chloe I've ever met.

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Just excuse me one second.

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No-o-o!

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