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-Sign here and here. -Sorry! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
OK, what's the emergency? I got here as soon as I could. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:06 | |
-Hence the mismatching sneakers. -And tights and scarf and bangles. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:11 | |
-I need to go home! -Your lack of ability to accessorise | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
is nowhere near as important as this. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
-It's vegetarian day? -Is that even real? -Of course it is. | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
I called you here to help me with my petition. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
Ms V is refusing to put a veggie dish on the menu. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
-Care to sign up? -One sec. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
Has nobody told you that this is a Kitty Kat special seat? | 0:00:29 | 0:00:33 | |
Well, it is, and it takes a certain degree of fabuliciousness to fill it. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:37 | |
I.e. moi. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:38 | |
Now, S to the C to the A-R-M. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
Scram. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:42 | |
Anyway, we were discussing Sadie's fashion faux pas...s. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:48 | |
We were discussing the need to get a vegetarian dish on the menu. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
Oh, look, it's two of the o'clock, I'll get our lunch orders in. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:56 | |
Meat feasts all round? | 0:00:56 | 0:00:57 | |
Look, Dedes, I love you and all, | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
but there's only you, Babcock | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
and that weird cat lady from the vegetarian book shop | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
who cares about this stuff. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
-Hey, Dedes. -# When love takes over. # | 0:01:07 | 0:01:11 | |
I hear you're campaigning for a veggie dish on the menu. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
Where do I sign up? | 0:01:14 | 0:01:15 | |
-You're a vegetarian? -For ethical, nutritional or political reasons? | 0:01:15 | 0:01:20 | |
All of those. Plus I really like tofu. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
So the first person to get a tofu tamale on the menu | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
is being taken by lunch by me. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:26 | |
-For real? -Yuh-huh. -Oh, my Gaga. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
More tofu tamale? | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:01:35 | 0:01:36 | |
SHE SNORTS | 0:01:36 | 0:01:37 | |
Oops. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
This is outrageous, Ms V. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
As a vegetarian, non-meat-eating, beef-free tofu-lover myself, | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
I can not believe you treat us this badly. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
-You're not... -Bun it. This is my ticket to the T-zone. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
Ven vill you potato fiends get it into your thick schnoodles? | 0:01:50 | 0:01:54 | |
-Vegetable dishes do not make moolah. -Are you kidding? | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
-You've got three diners here just gagging for green. -Exactly. Three. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:03 | |
Who likes bacon double buffalo burgers? | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
ALL: Me! | 0:02:06 | 0:02:07 | |
Well, I guess that's it, then. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
It's a shame, I was really looking forward to that lunch. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
Don't be bonkalicious, we can fight this, Taylor. Our shared love... | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
of tofu...will keep us going. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:21 | |
One triple meat feast buffalo burger for Sadie J. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
-How dare you? I didn't order that. -I know, Kit did. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
He said it was your favourite. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
Don't be ridonkulous, I'm a vegetarian, | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
like my new tofu buddy here. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
-Whatevs, you're a total carnival. -CarnivORE. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
What she said. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
Come away from the delusionoid, there's a good boy. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
Don't worry, dude, | 0:02:43 | 0:02:44 | |
if it's the last thing I do, I will have lunch with you. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:48 | |
I mean, a veggie lunch with you, | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
once I've got a veggie dish on the menu, obvs, cos I'm a veggie. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
# Won't somebody tell me why I'm always surrounded by boys | 0:02:58 | 0:03:03 | |
# Give me a break | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
# They got attitude, kind of cute | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
# But when they're in trouble Takes a girl to save the day | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
# To save the day | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
# I'd love another girl around the place | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
# To be her | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
# Someone to back me up so I always | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
# Have the last word | 0:03:19 | 0:03:20 | |
# Guess it's hard to be the only girl | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
# In a boy's world | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
# Girl, girl in a boy's world | 0:03:26 | 0:03:30 | |
# I know I'm stronger cos I've got a positive mental attitude | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
# I'm understanding, kind of sensitive | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
# Don't want gratitude | 0:03:36 | 0:03:37 | |
# I just don't want to be the only girl | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
# In a boy's world. # | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
-Guess what? -What? -What's that old banger still doing here? | 0:03:43 | 0:03:47 | |
-I have to guess that? -No, just tell me what it's still doing here. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:51 | |
-I don't get this game. -No, it's not a game. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
I have just landed us a contract to do the whole fleet of Karlov's cabs. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
They're arriving first thing | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
and this old banger should have been out of here by now. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
-Done by who? -By you! | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
Please don't tell me | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
they're the invoices I asked you to post this morning. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
When did you ask me that? | 0:04:10 | 0:04:11 | |
After I asked you to clear your breakfast things away. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
All right, don't blow your bald patch. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
I know I'm disorganised and unreliable | 0:04:17 | 0:04:21 | |
and all over the place and feel free to stop me at any time, here. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:26 | |
But I'm going to change, I swear. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
You better had. I tell you, this is the a big job for us. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
Mess it up and they won't use us again. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
-We've got to be on top of our game. -I am on top. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
-I'm over the top, in fact. I'm on it, boss. -All right. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:41 | |
What exactly was it you asked me to do, again? | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
-Ready to open this school report? -Too right. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
These things are the best laugh we have all year. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
You're so right. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:53 | |
Remember last year when Miss Dunthorpe says I was, | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
"More keen on telling fart jokes than learning French." | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
PARP | 0:04:59 | 0:05:00 | |
Mine was way funnier. "Jake's sleeping in class was bad enough, | 0:05:00 | 0:05:05 | |
"but his train-like snoring takes it to another level." | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
Hugggh-hugggh. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
Three, two, one. Let the comedy commence. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:14 | |
Oh, yes, my "irreverent burping is disturbing the other students." | 0:05:17 | 0:05:22 | |
HE BELCHES | 0:05:22 | 0:05:23 | |
This is a disaster! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
Old Dunthorpe says I've "improved enormously". | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
I'm "on track to finish the year as an A-star student". | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
She wants me to enrol in the academic after-school club. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:35 | |
Three hours a day, five days a week. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
Er, it's OK, mate, we can play Ninja Warlords when you get back. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
For two minutes before bedtime. My social life is officially over. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
Once my dad sees this, he's bound to make me go to those classes. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
Well... | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
your dad doesn't HAVE to see it. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
Jakey-boy, you're a genius. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
No! Stop that dog! | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
OK, who's last season bucket bag is crowding my couch? | 0:06:09 | 0:06:13 | |
Ex-squeeze me? | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
That little carry-on is a classic, hence it needs sofa space. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:20 | |
-You clearly know nada about fashion, miss. -Rebekker, double K, no A. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:26 | |
Well, Miss Double-K-No-A, | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
has nobody told you that this is a Kitty Kat special seat? | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Well, it is. And it takes a certain degree of fabuliciousness to fill it. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:35 | |
I.e. moi. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:36 | |
We'll see about that, you sour-faced swamp mouth. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
I mean, nothing. That is clearly a classic, defo deserves sofa space. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:48 | |
-Enjoy my seat, bucket bag. -Have you seen Sadie? | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
I can't believe she'd hijack a serious campaign to impress a boy. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:55 | |
I won't work. As president of the local vegetarian club, | 0:06:55 | 0:06:59 | |
I have tried EVERYTHING to get a veggie dish on the menu. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
She's not going to wreck our cause and reputation | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
with any more of her inappropriate, stupid schemes. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
Did even you breathe then? | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
Dedes, I'm sure Sass is going to do nothing | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
to damage your cause or the club's reputation. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
# You won't get no dessert till you clean off your plate | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
# So, eat it | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
#Don't you tell me you're full | 0:07:21 | 0:07:22 | |
# Just eat it Eat it | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
# Eat it Eat it.# | 0:07:24 | 0:07:25 | |
OK, I know what you're thinking. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
How is dancing whilst dressed as a vegetable going to get | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
Taylor his veggie dish and make him take me for lunch? | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
Cos I'm the mascot for the veggie-tastic protest, duh. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:38 | |
-What do we want? -Vegetables! -When do we want them? -Now! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
-How do we want them? -Fried. -Boiled. -Grilled. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:45 | |
We've still got teething problems. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
OK, the costume is debatable but the turnout is well impressive. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:52 | |
Talk about people power. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
Where'd you find these bean-burger-loving bongo-bashers? | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
-Um. -Hang on, isn't that Colin Tives from the vegetarian book shop? | 0:07:58 | 0:08:02 | |
That's Mrs Higgins from my wool spinning class. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
Ah! You didn't? | 0:08:05 | 0:08:06 | |
I did. Thanks, your contacts list is bursting with bongo-bashers. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:11 | |
How did you convince them to come? | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
With supreme social networking, duh. And free radishes. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:17 | |
Ms V, I demand you put a vegetarian dish on The Diner menu. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:23 | |
I demand that Marvin from JLS return my calls, | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
we can't alvays get what ve vant. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
I can. The people have spoken | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
and these 100 veggies have the right to be fed, right? | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
-ALL: -Yes! -100? -Haven't you seen the crowd outside? | 0:08:33 | 0:08:37 | |
KER-CHING! | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
In that case, tofu tamales for everybody. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
Yay! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
4.99 a tamale, no refund, no return and no taste. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
-I'm taking somebody to lunch. -Over my dead body. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:50 | |
I'd prefer a table, but if you insist. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
Oh, GM-free, you actually did it, this is massive. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
Who cares? Taylor's taking me to lunch. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
Don't you understand? You're a serious voice for change. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
You have to keep this up. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:02 | |
-Like that's ever going to happen. -Sadie! | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
-W-What's going on? I just... -Sadie! Sadie! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
I can't believe I'm saying this, but as head of the vegetarian club, | 0:09:08 | 0:09:13 | |
I'd like to appoint you as our new spokesperson. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
But I like meat. Chicken, pork, bacon - the meatier the better! | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
Nobody has to know you don't believe in the cause. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
You're making a difference. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
I'm sorry but there is no way I could keep this up. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
Way to go, fighting for our rights. I am taking you to dinner. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:31 | |
So, what are you going to get? Tofu teriyaki? Tofu tagliatelle? | 0:09:37 | 0:09:42 | |
Tofu Taylor. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
I mean tortilla, obvs. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
Fellow vegetarians, your new spokesperson is in da house. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:52 | |
And she won't rest until there's a veggie dish in every cafe in town. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:57 | |
-She's veggie-licious. -Tofu-tastic. -Dead-meat-a-mundo. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
ALL: Sadie! Sadie! Sadie! | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
-Sadie! Sadie! Sadie! -Whoa. -Arrrgh! | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
CRASH | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
-What's that you say, boss? I'm on time for once. -Actually, I didn't... | 0:10:13 | 0:10:17 | |
The dishes are done. And the invoices are posted. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
"Keith, you are organised today." | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
-You having a break-down? -Yup. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
A time break-down. Check it out. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
I've got the on-time work organiser app on my phone. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
I put everything I need to do in there | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
and then it keeps reminding me until I do it. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
Genius. Right, get me a spanner. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
-Get Steve a... -No, no, just, just do it. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:43 | |
I've got Karlov's cabs coming and we've got to get this sorted. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:47 | |
Chillax, boss, I done it yesterday. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
But today, there's a strange, ticking noise coming from it. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:53 | |
Can you hear it? | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:57 | |
-So what? -So, Mr Vellenti's a right, old fuss-pot. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:01 | |
We can't give him this back with a strange noise. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
Maybe it's time to get Mr Vellenti some earplugs then. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:07 | |
-Spanner. -I was only kidding. -Wheel nuts. -I was. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:11 | |
No, perhaps the noise is coming from the wheel nuts. Out of the way. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:15 | |
Do you hear it? | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
Here's the deal, I did something I'm not proud of, | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
but I didn't do it cos I wanted to, | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
I did it cos I didn't know what I was doing. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
You're making as much sense as I usually do. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
I may have accidentally been mean to someone in The Diner. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:34 | |
You sour-faced, swamp mouth. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
-That I'd never, ever, ever normally be mean to. -Gaga was in The Diner? | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
No! | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
Sass, what's your plan for getting a veggie dish | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
into every cafe in town? | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
Oh, yeah, about that, um. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
Ex-squeeze me, here first. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
I hear the veggie gang are your biggest fans. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
Sadie! Sadie! | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
Oh, yeah, it's, er, brilliant, isn't it? | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
Will someone please give me some advice on what to do | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
when you've been mean to someone you didn't mean to be mean to. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:05 | |
-Just say sorry, duh. -Are you Dede-mented? | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
That's ridiculous, I couldn't possibly do that. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
If I did, then they'd know I was being mean. Get me? | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
No, you lost me at Dede-mented. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
Look, Kit, all you need to do is cosy up to them | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
and be bonkaliciously nice. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
They'll forget anything bad you've ever done. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
-And that actually works? -Yuh-huh, all the time with De... | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
With...? | 0:12:28 | 0:12:29 | |
WRAPPER CRACKLES | 0:12:29 | 0:12:30 | |
Sorry, guys, it's really bad reception here, | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
I'll call you back later when I've got a... | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
Them Karlov cabs are here, boss. And my on-time app says... Boss? | 0:12:41 | 0:12:46 | |
-Yeah, in here. -In where? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
Here, here. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:49 | |
You sure you want to be doing this right now? | 0:12:50 | 0:12:54 | |
It'll take me two secs to put it back together. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:58 | |
Ish. | 0:12:58 | 0:12:59 | |
Now, as Bear Grylls says, the best way to catch your prey | 0:13:00 | 0:13:04 | |
is to mount a surprise attack on their nest. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
that way, the prey will feel calm and settled | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
and have their guard down. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
How exactly can a school report have its guard down? | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
No, I was talking about Rodge. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
Arrgh! | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
# One way or another | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
# I'm gonna find ya | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
# I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
# One way or another | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
# I'm gonna win ya | 0:13:38 | 0:13:39 | |
# I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
# One way or another | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
# I'm gonna see ya... # | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
-This is it, Jakey-boy. He's got nowhere else to go. -Bag that dog! | 0:13:46 | 0:13:50 | |
-Got him. -Grr, grr. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
Boss, them taxis are going nuts out there. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
I thought I was supposed to be the disorganised one. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
-What have you done?! -Shh. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
-I can still hear the ticking noise. -So what? | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
So I am a master mechanic, Keith. It's what I do. It's what I am. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:23 | |
I've spent, already, five hours on this old banger | 0:14:23 | 0:14:27 | |
and I will spend another 15 hours if I have to. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
Because if I can't sort this problem, | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
then I have no business being in the business I'm in. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
Your business is going to go bust if you don't sort it fast, buster. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:39 | |
My organiser app says we've got three minutes per taxi | 0:14:39 | 0:14:43 | |
every three minutes. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:44 | |
-And we're already behind. -By how much? -Three minutes. -That's nothing. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:48 | |
Sorry, three hours. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
Shh. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:51 | |
I don't understand, Jakey-boy. We've tried everything. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:59 | |
He hasn't let go of it all night. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
Right, one last go. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
Any luck? | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
Not a sausage. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:08 | |
-No! -Way! -Don't take any more chances. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
If you don't want to be stuck in those after-school academic classes, | 0:15:13 | 0:15:17 | |
-you have to destroy this, right now. -Agreed. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
Awesome. Absolutely nothing left except for a few scraps of paper. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:28 | |
"A copy of this report will be emailed to your parent or guardian." | 0:15:28 | 0:15:32 | |
Hey, Rebbeker, nice scarf, there, so in-trend right now. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:43 | |
No, they're not, I just didn't have time to dry my hair. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
Speaking of which, your bangs bang. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:50 | |
Can I get you a shake? Maybe we could hang out. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
Oh, sorry, this sour-faced swamp mouth | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
-has got better things to do. -Someone's had a change of heart. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
I heard how you vhipped her with the viper's tongue yesterday. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:03 | |
You kidding? I love that little madam. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
-You're feeling guilty about the vheels. -Ah! | 0:16:06 | 0:16:10 | |
How dare you?! How do you dare? | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
For your information, I'm a keen supporter of all disabled divas. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
-Is there anyone behind me? -What? No, nobody. -Phew. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:23 | |
I've managed to shake off those crazy veggies. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
They followed me through a vegetable patch. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
Do they have no sense of irony? | 0:16:29 | 0:16:30 | |
-I thought there were your knew BFFs. -Don't be ridonkulous. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:34 | |
Order me a meat feast burger with pig fat fries, I'm starved. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:38 | |
Didn't you promise Taylor and the rest of them | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
that you'd get a veggie dish in every restaurant? | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
Yuh-huh, that's why I'm keeping a low profile, duh. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:47 | |
As soon as I've had my romantic meal with Taylor... | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
he'll fall head-over-heels in love with me... | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
and forget I said any of that stuff. They all will. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
It'll blow over. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:57 | |
Yesterday's news is today's fish and chip shop. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
Or, whatever. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:01 | |
There she is, that's Tofu Girl. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
She's the biggest thing to happen to our vegetarian club. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
since Gwyneth Paltrow sent us her leek and pumpkin pie recipe. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
-What's going on? -This is Mary-Anne Matterson, she's a journalist. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:15 | |
-I work for the Gazette. -No way, I'm mad for the horoscopes. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
-Ashlii called the paper to tell them about you. -I bet. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:22 | |
It was the least I could do. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
I know how crazy you've always been for this veggie guff. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
In fact, I told her you only eat tofu. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:31 | |
# When love takes over | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
# Yeah | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
# You know you can't deny. # | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
-Can I get an exclusive on that? -Um... | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
Boss. It looks like a bomb's dropped in here. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:50 | |
Yeah. Well, that's what happens | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
when you realise you're not the man you thought you were. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:59 | |
This even part of a car? | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
Admitting failure is hard enough but admitting failure | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
in your specialist area is... | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
-Insane. -Exactly. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
It's bad enough that Mr Karlov has taken his cabs to Metal Motors | 0:18:09 | 0:18:14 | |
or that Mr Vellenti will be here any second now for his car | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
which, plainly, doesn't even exist anymore. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
But worse than that, much, much worse than that is the fact that | 0:18:20 | 0:18:25 | |
I still haven't sorted out this darn tick, tick, ticking noise yet. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:30 | |
Don't worry, Steve, I'll help you. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
-Sort out ticking... -Enough with that app already! Just turn it off. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:38 | |
All right, all right. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
SILENCE | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
Stop. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
-Do you hear that? -No. -Exactly. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:48 | |
It stopped. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:50 | |
-What did you just do? -Turned off the on-time ticker app. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
"On-time ticker app"? | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
It's called that because it keeps track of time by ticking. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:04 | |
Please. Not my face, anywhere but my beautiful face. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:10 | |
What I've got in mind for you is far, far worse than that. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:16 | |
Danny? | 0:19:19 | 0:19:20 | |
Danny? | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
All right, Jakey-boy. Um, I mean, hello, Jake. How are you today? | 0:19:24 | 0:19:30 | |
Dumbstruck. That's what I am. Now, what's going on, you melon-head? | 0:19:30 | 0:19:34 | |
-Nothing. Just getting my nerd groove on. -"Nerd groove"? | 0:19:34 | 0:19:39 | |
All right, I won't lie to you. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
Putting on this cardigan and these glasses was tough, | 0:19:41 | 0:19:45 | |
-but if that's my fate, so be it. -By why is it your fate? | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
Cos I'm about to join the ranks | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
of the academic after-school classes, that's why. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
I need to look the part. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
Ow! These nerds are tougher than you think. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
If you still want to get out of those classes, | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
get rid of the email report. Just like the paper one. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
Yeah but that's...genius! | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
In fact, I could kiss you right now. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
But I won't. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
-You are joking? -I never joke when it comes to business. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:16 | |
You made me take it apart, sunshine. You can put it back together. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:21 | |
# I've been driving in my car | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
# It's not quite a Jaguar... # | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
Ta-da! Back together again. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
In the shape of a car, you muppet. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
Worth a try. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
# It was made in '59 | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
# In a factory by the Tyne | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
# It says Morris on the door... # | 0:20:43 | 0:20:47 | |
-Not bad, eh? -Voice-activated, is it? | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
Oh, man! | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
-That's only one little thing missing, ain't it? -Not quite. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:58 | |
Wakey, wakey. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:05 | |
Read it and weep. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:08 | |
-I don't believe it. -Believe it. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
This little baby is ready to roll again. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
Ish. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:18 | |
-Laptop. -Check. -Full battery. -Check. -Wi-Fi. -Check. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:28 | |
-Mighty Motor's website on screen. -Check. -Go for it, Jakester. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:33 | |
Er, what's your dad's password? | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
May I just say, I'm Tofu Girl's closest BFF | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
and I have always encouraged her to be a librarian. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
-Come again? -Vegetarian, you dufus. -And that. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:50 | |
W-where is Sadie, anyway? | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
I knew it. You're about as vegetarian as Ms V's wolfhound. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:58 | |
Wolfgang likes vegetables, actually. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
Don't worry, your secret's safe with me, Jenkster. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:04 | |
Not. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:05 | |
Try "spanner". | 0:22:12 | 0:22:13 | |
BUZZ | 0:22:13 | 0:22:14 | |
Nah. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:15 | |
-"Tyre". -BUZZ | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
-"Crankshaft"! -No need to get uppity. -No, I meant, try "crankshaft". | 0:22:18 | 0:22:22 | |
BUZZ | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
Look, that report is already in his inbox. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:28 | |
-In fact, it's as good as in his glove box. -Try "glove box". | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
BEEP Woo-hoo, we're in! | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
That was so good, it deserves the robot. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
After we've deleted my school report. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
But I-I don't get it. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
It says that your "irreverent burping is disturbing the other students." | 0:22:44 | 0:22:48 | |
-That's exactly the same as... -MY report. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:52 | |
-Which means we must have got the paper ones... -..mixed up! | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
PHONE BEEPS | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
"Well done, son. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
"I can't believe my little Jake-in-the-box is such a brainiac. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:04 | |
"Love, Dad." | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
Better start brushing up for those academic after-school classes, | 0:23:07 | 0:23:11 | |
-Jakey-boy. -NOOOO! | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
# These roses are... # | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
-Hey, watch it. -Make way, we have a lady on wheels coming through. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:22 | |
-What are you doing? -Just making things a little bit easier for you. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:27 | |
-A special girl deserves special treatment. -That's the problem. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:31 | |
-What? -I'm NOT special. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
When we first faced-off, you were giving it all of that. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
But when you saw my chair, you started being all nice. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:41 | |
Don't be thinking I'm too physically-challenged | 0:23:41 | 0:23:43 | |
to be challenged, boyfriend. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:46 | |
-So, you want me to hate on you? -Well, if I deserve it, yuh-huh. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:51 | |
Well said. Dummkopf. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
OK, deal. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
Move your boney butt so I can put my banging Bolero down. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
Don't think so, girlfriend. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
Here first. BTW, Boleros never came in to go out. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:05 | |
In fact, the only thing banging about them are the beads. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:09 | |
-Read it and weep, Jenkster. -I am weeping, look! | 0:24:16 | 0:24:20 | |
Please don't tell my veggie followers. They'll be crushed. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:24 | |
-I was never going to tell your "followers". -Seriously? | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
Maybe she's not such a moosehead after all? | 0:24:27 | 0:24:30 | |
I'm going to tell this journalist instead | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
then SHE can tell your followers. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
Isn't it awful when the media build you up to tear you down? | 0:24:34 | 0:24:38 | |
-They can be so fickle. -There you are. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
The world is waiting for a few words of wisdom from Tofu Girl. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
-ALL: -Yeah! | 0:24:43 | 0:24:44 | |
Well, I wouldn't say the world. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
OK, the whole town is waiting for a few words of wisdom from Tofu Girl. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:50 | |
Actually, we only sell to around a third of the town. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:53 | |
We get it, not many people are going to read this. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
The folks who are need to hear your empowering voice | 0:24:56 | 0:24:59 | |
on the necessity of meat-free food. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
-Um, OK. -Don't listen to her. I have photographic evidence. It's... | 0:25:01 | 0:25:05 | |
-..a lie, I'm not a vegetarian! -THEY ALL GASP | 0:25:05 | 0:25:09 | |
I wouldn't even know one if it came up to me and was like, | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
"Hey, I'm Veggie the vegetable and I'm a vegetarian." | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
-I love bacon! -Oooh. -And burgers! -Aah. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
And onion rings... | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
-on a big, fat, juicy steak. -Aah. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
I only said I was a veggie so I could impress someone. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:29 | |
I meant everyone. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
But whilst I was lying and cheating, | 0:25:31 | 0:25:33 | |
pulling the organic wool over people's eyes, it hit me, | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
why isn't there a veggie dish on the menu? | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
We all deserve to be catered for. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
-Here, here. -Thanks, Dedes. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:42 | |
I may not be one of you but I really do believe in your cause. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:46 | |
And if you still want me, I'll happily be your meat-eating, | 0:25:46 | 0:25:50 | |
but pro-veggie, Tofu Girl. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:51 | |
Boo! | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
-I'll take that as a no. -You got egg on your face, Sass. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:58 | |
I know, I'm such an idiot. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
No, you've literally got egg on your face. It's right there. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:03 | |
-Oh. Thanks. -And I don't think you're an idiot. I sure that someone | 0:26:03 | 0:26:07 | |
thinks that you did a really cool thing. That you're a nice girl. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:11 | |
# Feels like I've waited so long for this. # | 0:26:11 | 0:26:15 | |
Tay-tay, it's time to go-go. Ta-ta. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:19 | |
-Well, that wasn't a total car crash, thankfully. -Are you kidding? | 0:26:20 | 0:26:24 | |
He called me nice! Nobody wants to be called nice. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:27 | |
And he never even mentioned lunch or dinner. But we had a deal. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:31 | |
I want that tofu tamale. Oh! | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
CRASH | 0:26:33 | 0:26:34 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
E-mail [email protected] | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
These tofu tamales are, like, seriously good, aren't they? | 0:26:54 | 0:26:58 | |
In fact, I love them almost as much as I love you! | 0:26:58 | 0:27:02 | |
BOTH: Right back at ya! | 0:27:02 | 0:27:03 | |
THEY ALL LAUGH | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 |