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OK, guys, I seriously need some BFF TLC

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cos day has finally ar... PHONE BEEPS

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Oh, be a poppet and pop in my pocket, I'm Pinging.

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-Check his text.

-Oh.

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"Hey, Kit, got rugby training near you this weekend, fancy hooking up?

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-"Cousin Io-lo."

-Say what?

-Ain't nothing to see here.

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-Your cousin plays rugby?

-Iolo, is that a real name?

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-Who cares? Can we move on?

-Better than real, it's Welsh.

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And the Welsh rugby players are fantasta-listically awesome.

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Ah, Mike Phillips, Shane Williams, Gavin Henson, Jamie Roberts.

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-How do you know all their names?

-Because I'm Welsh.

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No, you're not.

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Yeah, well, Dad which makes me half Welsh. The better half.

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-Know what this means?

-You're finally going to listen.

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-You're going to polish my pinkies.

-Uh-uh.

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Kit's going to invite his cousin Iolo and introduce moi to him.

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I need somebody to take my mind off Taylor.

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And Iolo is the one to do it.

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-No way, never going to happen, ever.

-Why not?

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Because the thing is, well, what is the thing? It's this!

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Iolo is so boring, yes, incredibly dull.

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They call him Z-head back in Wales

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cos he puts everybody to sleep.

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See, I'm even going now. There is no way I'm inviting him here.

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I'm not even going to text him back.

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-Urgh, gutted.

-I know, sorry.

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And I'd have loved you to love him but that's a total no-go.

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Oh, unlucky o'clock, got to fly.

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Kit, you forgot your...

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Oh, my Gaga, have you seen this picture of Iolo?

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He's totally bebelicious.

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-Sadie, focus on me. I need your...

-Who he cares if he's boring?

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"Sounds cool, Iolo, let's hook up ASAP."

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Smiley face, smiley face, exclamation mark, smiley face.

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-What are you doing?

-You're right, too many smiley faces.

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-Sadie, I really need your help.

-I'm sorry, Dedes,

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cos I need to get shizza-fabulous for my cute Celt.

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I'm so going to blind him with my beauty, style and grace.

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# Won't somebody tell me why I'm always surrounded by boys

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# Give me a break

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# They got attitude, kind of cute

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# But when they're in trouble, takes a girl to save the day Save the day

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# I'd love another girl around the place To be her

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# Someone to back me up so I always

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# Have the last word

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# Guess it's hard to be the only girl

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# In a boy's world

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# Girl, girl in a boy's world

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# I know I'm stronger cos I got a positive mental attitude

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# I'm understanding, kind of sensitive Don't want gratitude

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# I just don't want to be the only girl

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-# In a boy's world.

-#

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Come on, out with it.

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What? I'm stressed. Today is the actual day.

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-That you're having your braces removed.

-How did you guess?

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The whiff of unbridled fear emanating from your pores.

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-The twinkle of terror in your eye.

-Wow, you're good.

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And also, you have the dental appointment card in your pocket.

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Ah, right.

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I'm feeling totally sick about it, Miss V, what if they look hideous?

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Like donkey teeth. This metal is who I am.

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-It gives me something to hide behind.

-Zip it.

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You won't believe this but before I was beautiful swan,

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I was mildly attractive schnoodle with braces.

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-No way.

-Way.

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Mark my words, Delia, today is the start of the rest of your life.

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You're not going to believe how wonderful life will be from now on.

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So, bin the tin grin and unleash your pearly white smile.

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I should charge for this stuff.

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Don't freak out cos I've kind of done something you might not like.

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You bought that spandex outfit for the Y-Not Bop.

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No, but I invited your cousin Iolo to come and visit.

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Ah!

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Way to go not freaking out. But how? Why? When?

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In kind of, well, three, two, one.

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-Shw' mae, byt?

-Hey, Iolo.

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-Oh, my Gaga, this isn't happening.

-Kit, what are you doing?

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Shedding layers, it's hot in here, don't come close. I'm burning up.

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Trash or recycling?

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Hey, buddy, what's up? How you doing? Let's blow this joint.

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Er, Kitty Cat?

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-What's going on?

-Don't say anything.

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I may have told my cousin Iolo a teeny weeny white lie.

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That you like rugby and sport

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and wearing shapeless, one-size jerseys like him.

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How did you guess?

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Kit, you may not believe this

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but before I was a sophisticated women of the world.

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-You lied about being a rugger bloke too.

-Don't be ridiculous.

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My cousin Vizniz did.

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And I will tell you now what I told him then. Be yourself.

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Otherwise it will all end in schnoodly-schneedly tears.

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Customer.

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That's not a customer that's a cash-flow problem waiting to happen.

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-Tell him I'm not here.

-There he is, my little Stevo.

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-How you doing, my son?

-Hello, sir, Mr Snodgrass, how are you?

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Sir, Mr Snodgrass? A minute ago he was...

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He don't change, do he, this little one?

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-I've known him ever since he was an apprentice here.

-What, like me?

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-Course he had curls them.

-Curls. Where?

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Anyway, Mr Snodgrass, what can I do for you, sir?

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-Take cover, here it comes.

-It's old Bertha, her end has fallen off.

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-I think you need casualty, not a car garage.

-No, it is a car.

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A very, very old car.

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Ah, now, I would love to help Mr Snodgrass but it is a big job,

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but it's just...

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Say no more, Steve, I know it's a lot of work.

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And that is why I insist to pay you double the usual fee.

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Oh.

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Half now and half when it's done.

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-Bonbons.

-Complimentary valet included?

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Of course.

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-See you later, alligator.

-In a while, crocodile.

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-You're doing a massive job like that for a bag of bonbons.

-Course not.

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You are. Oh, you know, he's a lovely, old bloke.

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That's what he used to pay me when I was apprentice.

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-He's paid me the same ever since.

-Dump him.

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I've never dumped anyone. Wouldn't know where to start.

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You're in luck because you're in the presence of a master.

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-You've got a lot to learn, my son.

-Don't do that.

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-Ah!

-Ah! What is it?

-Code red emergency.

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-The Imogen-ator is in the building.

-Seal the hatch! Seal the hatch!

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Daniel. Jakey-baby.

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Imogen, how many times have I told you? I don't want to go out with you.

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Good. Cos I don't want to go out with you anymore.

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I'm attached, thought you should know.

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Congratulations, Jakey-boy, you're finally a free man.

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Pow, ba-da bom bom.

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-Meet my new boyf Max or DJ To The Max to you two.

-Yo, dudes.

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What's he got that I haven't? BOTH: Everything.

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Sorry, man, but what do you care?

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You know when you don't want your last bonbon

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but when it's gone you want it?

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-Yeah.

-Well, Imogen's my last bonbon.

-Ah!

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-Jakey-baby wants you back.

-Get real, I only date cool guys now.

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-We are cool!

-Oh, yeah, can you DJ?

-What? Switch on a CD player.

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Oh, yeah, that is so hard. Not. Of course we can DJ.

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In fact, Jake To The Cake is the business.

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What you going to do, spin me some doughnuts?

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-Just go with it.

-Yeah, actually, I'm going to whoop your bony DJ butt.

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Man.

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Bring it. There's a DJ-off at the Y-Not Bop on Friday.

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-You can show me what you've got.

-Like a duel. Only with dubstep.

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I've never DJ'd in my life. Please tell me you've got a plan.

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-I've got a plan.

-Really?

-No.

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Today's the first day of the rest my life,

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today's the first day of the rest of my life.

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-Ready, Delia?

-No, I can't go through with it.

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What if I have a massive gap like Madonna or Sir Elton John?

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I mean, eh eh eh eh huh huh. Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh.

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All done.

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Or what I have an overbite or an underbite or no bite? I mean...

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Wait, did you just say we're done?

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So, what do you think about the Bees losing out on the penalty kick?

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-Do you mean the Wasps?

-Do I? Of course I do, durr.

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Ow.

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-How's your passing coming?

-Great, I've passed.

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-The ball.

-I'm rugger-tastic.

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CRASH

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PHONE RINGS

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-Hello.

-What's with the voice?

-Nothing, I've got a cold.

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What you want?

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To meet his hot cousin, durr. Watch this.

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It's nothing, just that a 50-foot, inflatable Lady Gaga

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is sailing over the Y right now.

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-I think it's a publicity stunt for her new album or something.

-Really?

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One sec.

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Gaga, I'm good.

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-Bore Da. Sadie ydw i.

-Mae'n dda gen i gwrdd a ti.

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-That's all the Welsh I've got.

-I've got enough English for both of us.

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Yowzer, if he's boring, take me to snoresville.

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I'm Kit's bezzie, his big BFF. I bet he's told you all about me.

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-Not a word, actually.

-Really?

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Noooooo!

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Ah!

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Ow, Kit, what are you doing?

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-You think he's too good for me.

-Don't be a bonkatron.

-But it's true.

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You lied about him being dull, you haven't told him about me.

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And you've tried everything to keep us apart.

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Fine, you're right.

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Why would I want my cousin to hook up with someone like you?

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You're clumsy, selfish and out for what you can get.

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-There, you forced it out of me.

-Nice tackle.

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You didn't tell me your BFF was so sbeisiog.

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That's hot in Welsh.

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I am not his BFF. But I am sbeisiog, thank you.

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Looks like your lying and cheating thing is working out for you(!)

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Now, young Jenkins.

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The first thing you've got to do before you dump someone

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is choose your weapon.

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Now, this includes, but is not limited to, text, phone,

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Ping, e-mail or social networking status.

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-That stuff come off?

-Chillax, I'm re-spraying it this arvo.

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You're respraying the Clio.

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Anyway, the decision is yours. How you going to dump Mr S?

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-I was thinking of doing it face-to-face.

-Schoolboy error.

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It's not even on the list, Steve, it's so bad.

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What else am I supposed to do?

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Mr Snodgrass wouldn't know an e-mail from his elbow.

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You'd better be ready, the face-to-face dump can induce tears.

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-I'm not a crier.

-No, from them.

-So, what do I do?

-You've got to man up.

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You got to be cool. You got to be calm.

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But, most of all, you've got to stand firm.

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Come on, really go for it. Dump me as an apprentice.

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OK.

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That's it, Keith. You've go to go.

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You are the most unmechanical mechanic I have ever known.

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You think a carburettor is an Italian pasta.

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You think brake fluid is the tea you drink on your break.

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There is a dog in there that is better with a spanner than you are.

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Now, Keith, with regret, you're fired.

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What?

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But I try my hardest here, I give it my all.

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-And I may not be the brightest spark plug but this garage is my life.

-Oh.

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Oh, don't, oh, please don't cry. I'm sorry. Hey, come on.

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Come on, of course you can keep the job, Keith.

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You're never going to do it, mate.

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Cup of brake fluid?

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Lunch.

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-Whoa.

-Ah. And to what do we owe the pleasure?

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Nothing. I'm just being my usual, selfless self.

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Not clumsy and really, really thoughtful.

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Er, OK, out with it.

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There is nothing to come out with.

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Can't I just be nice? I'm not always out for what I can get.

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Even though some people think I am.

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-So, there is a problem.

-Problem solved.

-There is no problem.

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OK, there is a problem.

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Kit thinks I'm not good enough for his cousin

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cos I'm selfish and clumsy.

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-Which I'm clearly not.

-Would you put that down.

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So what if you are a little bit of all of those things?

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You're a lot of good things.

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If Kit doesn't realise that, he's an idiot.

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-He's an idiot.

-No, I meant to say that you need to tell him...

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Yes, I need to tell him he's an idiot.

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What are you waiting for? Tuck in.

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-Who put those Oompa Loompas there?

-We're not Oompa Loompas, actually.

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These are street threads.

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-Jake's a DJ now and I'm his promoter.

-Jigga jigga boom.

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I've just signed Jake To The Cake up for the DJ-off on Friday.

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He's got his iPod on shuffle and he's going to tear the place apart.

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Ah!

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Boom.

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Er, yeah, but you can't use an iPod. It says here vinyl only.

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-Records?

-Records. You didn't say anything about records.

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What are records?

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-Now, this is a record.

-That is not going to fit in my CD player.

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It's not meant to. It plays on a record player.

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But where are we supposed to find records

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a bit more up-to-date than...1982!

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-Nowhere round here.

-I'm supposed to be DJing tomorrow.

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Chillax, boys, you can use my music. This stuff is audible genius.

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MUSIC: "Young Guns" by Wham

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# Young guns having some fun

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# Crazy ladies keeping them on the run

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# Wise guys realise there's danger in emotional ties

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# See me... #

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What is this ancient-sounding noise? I'm officially dead.

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There you go.

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Two shacka-lacka shakes with extra sparkles, just the way you like it.

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Are you kidding? I only drink man-shakes not milkshakes.

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As you wish. (You liar.)

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Hey, Kit, notice anything different?

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-You're acting weirder than usual.

-Work that smile more.

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-And you must be Iolo?

-Don't you start.

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Ah. Hi, Sass, we were just leaving. Bye, Sass.

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Nuh-uh. I've got something to say to you.

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I am who I am and if you don't like it then take back your friendship

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-along with your Robert Pattinson fanzine.

-That's not mine.

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Your silky hair straighteners and your Miley Cyrus eye mask.

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She's finally lost it. Total coo-coo.

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Give me five with the little lady.

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Oh, right. So, you two, got it.

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-Little lady, I'll give you little lady.

-What's happening?

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-Oh, nothing, just that my BFF is ashamed of me.

-That's not true.

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I'm ashamed of me.

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I love my cousin but I've never been able to be myself around him.

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He likes all the things I don't.

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-He's big, macho, sporty and I'm, well...

-Not.

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So what? You're fashiontastic and fabulicious instead.

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Yeah. Does Iolo even know what you can do with a peacock feather?

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-As if. He'd hate the real me. He doesn't even know I like Gaga.

-Ah!

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I can only be myself around you guys.

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That's why I didn't want you to see me behaving so differently.

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-OMLG, this means I can totally date Iolo.

-It's not about you.

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Don't you get it? Kit's being forced into playing macho

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cos of that rugger-obsessed lug-head.

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-We've got to do something.

-Oh, right. Cos Iolo is completely out of order.

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-Hot, but out of order.

-Don't even think about doing anything.

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This is how it is and this is how it has to be for ever.

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Depressed o'clock. Must dash.

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-Don't you worry, we won't do anything.

-Won't say a word.

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BOTH: What we going to do?

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That's right, Mr Snodgrass, we have reached the end of the line.

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-I'm going to have to let you go as a customer.

-No way.

-Way.

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I chose my weapon. I've manned up.

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Hey? Why, Snoddy? Why? Because you owe me too much mula.

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Capiche?

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Eh?

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-Don't look at me like that. I just can't do it to him.

-Yes, you can.

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And you will.

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We're going to get Snoddy over here and you're going to dump him, yes?

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All right, all right.

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New bangles? Bangs? Brian Cox badge?

0:47:290:47:33

You seriously can't see anything different about me?

0:47:330:47:37

DOORBELL RINGS

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Durr, of course, new glasses. Now, please can I get the door?

0:47:380:47:43

-OK, but remember what we agreed. Firm but fair.

-Firm but fair, got it.

0:47:430:47:47

Thanks for coming over, scrum-head, we want a word.

0:47:470:47:52

-Um, siol Gymreig.

-Huh?

-Huh?

0:47:520:47:54

It means Welsh shawl,

0:47:540:47:56

worn by young girls on St David's Day.

0:47:560:47:59

-Along with pointy hats and cloaks.

-I love Wales but that's just weird.

0:47:590:48:03

-We want a word about Kit.

-Me too, have you seen him?

0:48:030:48:06

-He's acting really strange.

-That's what you call it.

0:48:060:48:10

Throwing you in a bin?

0:48:100:48:11

You're a let down to your countrymen.

0:48:110:48:13

-I'm ashamed to call myself Welsh.

-You're Welsh?

-Half.

0:48:130:48:17

-That's not the point, dufus.

-Steady on.

-I will not steady on.

0:48:170:48:21

Just go, Iolo.

0:48:210:48:22

Take your weirdly spelt name and get out of here.

0:48:220:48:26

-You're a total embarrassment to Kit.

-He said that?

-As good as.

0:48:260:48:30

He can't stand you and neither can we. Just go.

0:48:300:48:34

-Way to go being firm and fair.

-Hm.

0:48:350:48:38

-These records are never going to get me Imogen back.

-You don't know that.

0:48:390:48:45

OK, maybe you do.

0:48:450:48:47

There they are, the little, musical genii.

0:48:470:48:51

-Yo.

-Wassup?

-Oh. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

0:48:510:48:56

Oh. Never before has there been a DJ-off at the Y. A bop-off, yes.

0:48:560:49:03

A dance-off, yes. Even a belly dance-off. I won.

0:49:030:49:07

But not a DJ-off.

0:49:070:49:09

Look at Mr To The Max, he's been setting up for hours.

0:49:100:49:14

Ha-ha-ha-ha. Oh, I can't wait. It's going to be sick.

0:49:140:49:19

It's going to be a car crash, better bring your stretcher.

0:49:210:49:25

# Oh oh oh-oh oh-oh oh, my gosh. #

0:49:250:49:29

-So, that's how you do the robot.

-I feel ill.

0:49:320:49:38

We've got ancient records that no self-respecting tweenager

0:49:380:49:42

would ever dance to. And he's got the works.

0:49:420:49:45

You are so right, Jakey-boy. He's got everything we need. Cover me.

0:49:450:49:50

Here's little Stevo, Mr Snodgrass. And he's got something to say to you.

0:49:580:50:04

Oh, well, what would that be, then, my boy?

0:50:040:50:06

Ah.

0:50:060:50:09

I'm very sorry, Mr Snodgrass,

0:50:090:50:11

but I just haven't had time to fix Bertha's back end.

0:50:110:50:16

So, I put a brand new one on, no extra charge,

0:50:160:50:19

it's a lovely job, even valeted her myself.

0:50:190:50:22

Right you are then, Stephen.

0:50:220:50:24

And, as agreed, here's the balance of your payment.

0:50:240:50:29

-You be good. And if you can't be good...

-Be careful.

0:50:320:50:36

-Ah!

-Are you nuts?

-Oh.

0:50:390:50:42

I'm just being me. You know, like it or lump it, I'm a good guy.

0:50:420:50:47

I don't dump people.

0:50:470:50:49

Oh, forgotten something, sir?

0:50:490:50:52

Well, I meant to say I won't be bringing Bertha back here again.

0:50:520:50:58

I mean, I like you, Steve, you know I do.

0:50:580:51:02

But I can't keep giving you all this business

0:51:020:51:06

because I knew you as a lad.

0:51:060:51:10

And Mighty Motors are opening up round the corner from my place.

0:51:100:51:15

-So, take care.

-Ehh.

0:51:170:51:20

Now, there's a man who knows how to dump someone.

0:51:220:51:25

Let the DJ-off begin.

0:51:310:51:35

OK, peeps, get down on the dancefloor, it's time to par-tay.

0:51:370:51:41

MUSIC: "Moment For Life" by Nicki Minaj

0:51:410:51:45

# And I will retire with the crown Yes. #

0:51:450:51:47

-Try and beat that.

-With pleasure.

0:51:470:51:50

MUSIC: "Young Guns" by Wham

0:51:540:51:57

# Wise guys realise there's danger in emotional ties. #

0:51:570:52:01

Come on, people. Nobody rocked to a bit of retro before?

0:52:010:52:04

Get wise to the Whamsters.

0:52:040:52:07

HE RAPS: What's this? What's this? This ain't my banging beat

0:52:110:52:14

Maxy smells a rat, I think these guys are trying to cheat

0:52:140:52:15

But no matter what the tune My rhymes'll get you on your feet.

0:52:150:52:17

Lyrics so fly Even Wham's sounding street

0:52:170:52:20

Old school, new school Quid pro quo

0:52:200:52:21

Take these beats And I make it my own

0:52:210:52:24

Old school rocks Are you feeling my flow?

0:52:240:52:26

DJ To The Max And I'm stealing this show.

0:52:260:52:28

They're supposed to hate that stuff.

0:52:310:52:33

You stole Max's records but he can make the uncool cool.

0:52:330:52:37

So, I guess that's it then. We're officially over.

0:52:370:52:40

Even though we never actually started.

0:52:400:52:42

Nuh-uh. When I realised you went to all this trouble just to impress me

0:52:420:52:47

I knew I made a huge mistake.

0:52:470:52:49

Max is history, Jakey-baby, it's all about you and me now.

0:52:490:52:53

You know when you find out that your last bonbon isn't gone,

0:52:530:52:57

it's just down the bottom at the crinkly bit of the packet

0:52:570:53:00

and you don't want it anymore?

0:53:000:53:03

I give up.

0:53:030:53:05

Ex-squeeze me, boys, watch the... Oh, never mind.

0:53:100:53:13

-Hey, Kit.

-Crisis over, Iolo is out of here. Y diwedd, which means the end.

0:53:130:53:18

Getting quite good at this, aren't I?

0:53:180:53:20

-What do you mean?

-I told him everything so he's going.

0:53:200:53:24

-I just want to say...

-You don't have to.

0:53:240:53:26

Sadie told me, that's why you're going, isn't it?

0:53:260:53:29

-Why would I want to stay?

-Outrageous.

-What I thought.

0:53:290:53:32

-Not Kit, you.

-Me? What have I done?

-Hated on our BFF, that's what.

0:53:320:53:37

Just because he prefers dance to fighting and farting.

0:53:370:53:40

Kit put on that macho persona and that shapeless jersey

0:53:400:53:44

just to stop you judging him.

0:53:440:53:46

-He hates rugby.

-No, he doesn't.

-Yes, I do. I'm fabulicious and proud.

0:53:460:53:51

Like it or loath it.

0:53:510:53:52

I love Gaga.

0:53:530:53:54

CHEERING

0:53:540:53:57

-So what?

-Huh?

-Huh?

-Huh?

0:53:570:53:58

Just cos I like rugby I don't expect everyone else to.

0:53:580:54:01

I can't believe you think I'd judge you like that.

0:54:010:54:04

We're cousins, mates, I'd like you whatever you liked.

0:54:040:54:08

I could never hate you. I thought you hated me. That's what she said.

0:54:080:54:13

Huh. Obviously just got lost in translation.

0:54:130:54:16

Let me get this straight, who likes what now?

0:54:160:54:19

Oh, who cares? Iolo's proved that it doesn't matter

0:54:190:54:22

cos it's no big deal.

0:54:220:54:23

Some people like fashion and Gaga and some people like rugby.

0:54:230:54:27

Some people wear braces and some people have them removed. Like me!

0:54:270:54:32

BOTH: You had braces?

0:54:320:54:33

Yes. For three years.

0:54:330:54:35

Let me be the first to congratulate you

0:54:350:54:37

on joining the ranks of the dentally unchallenged.

0:54:370:54:40

Save it. My underbite's turned into a overbite, they're going back on.

0:54:400:54:45

Great. This means Kit can be who he is in front of you.

0:54:450:54:48

-As long as I can be who I am in front of him.

-Deal.

0:54:480:54:51

Does this mean I get to date Iolo now?

0:54:590:55:02

What? Worth a shot.

0:55:030:55:05

OK, enough of the oldies, let's put some 21st-century tunes on.

0:55:050:55:10

What? I always carry Gaga. In all formats.

0:55:120:55:16

MUSIC "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga

0:55:160:55:19

# I must be myself, respect my youth

0:55:190:55:22

# A different lover is not a sin

0:55:240:55:26

# Believe capital H-I-M Hey, hey, hey

0:55:260:55:31

# I love my life I love my this record and

0:55:310:55:34

# Me amore vole fe yah

0:55:340:55:38

# I'm beautiful in my way Cos God makes no mistakes

0:55:380:55:42

# I'm on the right track, baby. #

0:55:420:55:44

OK, so, run that by me again. I'm not Welsh? Not even half Welsh.

0:55:440:55:49

Nope, because I'm not Welsh.

0:55:490:55:51

-But you lived in Wales your entire childhood.

-True.

0:55:510:55:55

Every day except the day I was born.

0:55:550:55:57

Mam was up in Glasgow that weekend.

0:55:570:56:01

Och, macgee, I'm Scottish. How macawesome is that? Get in the noo.

0:56:010:56:07

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