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OK, guys, I seriously need some BFF TLC | 0:29:02 | 0:29:05 | |
cos day has finally ar... PHONE BEEPS | 0:29:05 | 0:29:07 | |
Oh, be a poppet and pop in my pocket, I'm Pinging. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:11 | |
-Check his text. -Oh. | 0:29:11 | 0:29:12 | |
"Hey, Kit, got rugby training near you this weekend, fancy hooking up? | 0:29:14 | 0:29:19 | |
-"Cousin Io-lo." -Say what? -Ain't nothing to see here. | 0:29:19 | 0:29:22 | |
-Your cousin plays rugby? -Iolo, is that a real name? | 0:29:22 | 0:29:25 | |
-Who cares? Can we move on? -Better than real, it's Welsh. | 0:29:25 | 0:29:29 | |
And the Welsh rugby players are fantasta-listically awesome. | 0:29:29 | 0:29:33 | |
Ah, Mike Phillips, Shane Williams, Gavin Henson, Jamie Roberts. | 0:29:33 | 0:29:37 | |
-How do you know all their names? -Because I'm Welsh. | 0:29:37 | 0:29:42 | |
No, you're not. | 0:29:42 | 0:29:43 | |
Yeah, well, Dad which makes me half Welsh. The better half. | 0:29:43 | 0:29:47 | |
-Know what this means? -You're finally going to listen. | 0:29:47 | 0:29:51 | |
-You're going to polish my pinkies. -Uh-uh. | 0:29:51 | 0:29:53 | |
Kit's going to invite his cousin Iolo and introduce moi to him. | 0:29:53 | 0:29:58 | |
I need somebody to take my mind off Taylor. | 0:29:58 | 0:30:01 | |
And Iolo is the one to do it. | 0:30:01 | 0:30:02 | |
-No way, never going to happen, ever. -Why not? | 0:30:02 | 0:30:06 | |
Because the thing is, well, what is the thing? It's this! | 0:30:06 | 0:30:11 | |
Iolo is so boring, yes, incredibly dull. | 0:30:11 | 0:30:14 | |
They call him Z-head back in Wales | 0:30:14 | 0:30:16 | |
cos he puts everybody to sleep. | 0:30:16 | 0:30:19 | |
See, I'm even going now. There is no way I'm inviting him here. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:23 | |
I'm not even going to text him back. | 0:30:23 | 0:30:26 | |
-Urgh, gutted. -I know, sorry. | 0:30:26 | 0:30:28 | |
And I'd have loved you to love him but that's a total no-go. | 0:30:28 | 0:30:33 | |
Oh, unlucky o'clock, got to fly. | 0:30:33 | 0:30:36 | |
Kit, you forgot your... | 0:30:36 | 0:30:38 | |
Oh, my Gaga, have you seen this picture of Iolo? | 0:30:38 | 0:30:40 | |
He's totally bebelicious. | 0:30:40 | 0:30:43 | |
-Sadie, focus on me. I need your... -Who he cares if he's boring? | 0:30:43 | 0:30:46 | |
"Sounds cool, Iolo, let's hook up ASAP." | 0:30:46 | 0:30:50 | |
Smiley face, smiley face, exclamation mark, smiley face. | 0:30:50 | 0:30:54 | |
-What are you doing? -You're right, too many smiley faces. | 0:30:54 | 0:30:58 | |
-Sadie, I really need your help. -I'm sorry, Dedes, | 0:30:58 | 0:31:01 | |
cos I need to get shizza-fabulous for my cute Celt. | 0:31:01 | 0:31:04 | |
I'm so going to blind him with my beauty, style and grace. | 0:31:04 | 0:31:08 | |
# Won't somebody tell me why I'm always surrounded by boys | 0:31:10 | 0:31:14 | |
# Give me a break | 0:31:14 | 0:31:17 | |
# They got attitude, kind of cute | 0:31:17 | 0:31:19 | |
# But when they're in trouble, takes a girl to save the day Save the day | 0:31:19 | 0:31:24 | |
# I'd love another girl around the place To be her | 0:31:24 | 0:31:28 | |
# Someone to back me up so I always | 0:31:28 | 0:31:31 | |
# Have the last word | 0:31:31 | 0:31:32 | |
# Guess it's hard to be the only girl | 0:31:32 | 0:31:35 | |
# In a boy's world | 0:31:35 | 0:31:37 | |
# Girl, girl in a boy's world | 0:31:37 | 0:31:40 | |
# I know I'm stronger cos I got a positive mental attitude | 0:31:40 | 0:31:45 | |
# I'm understanding, kind of sensitive Don't want gratitude | 0:31:45 | 0:31:49 | |
# I just don't want to be the only girl | 0:31:49 | 0:31:51 | |
-# In a boy's world. -# | 0:31:51 | 0:31:54 | |
Come on, out with it. | 0:32:01 | 0:32:04 | |
What? I'm stressed. Today is the actual day. | 0:32:04 | 0:32:07 | |
-That you're having your braces removed. -How did you guess? | 0:32:07 | 0:32:11 | |
The whiff of unbridled fear emanating from your pores. | 0:32:11 | 0:32:14 | |
-The twinkle of terror in your eye. -Wow, you're good. | 0:32:14 | 0:32:18 | |
And also, you have the dental appointment card in your pocket. | 0:32:18 | 0:32:22 | |
Ah, right. | 0:32:22 | 0:32:24 | |
I'm feeling totally sick about it, Miss V, what if they look hideous? | 0:32:24 | 0:32:28 | |
Like donkey teeth. This metal is who I am. | 0:32:28 | 0:32:32 | |
-It gives me something to hide behind. -Zip it. | 0:32:32 | 0:32:35 | |
You won't believe this but before I was beautiful swan, | 0:32:35 | 0:32:39 | |
I was mildly attractive schnoodle with braces. | 0:32:39 | 0:32:42 | |
-No way. -Way. | 0:32:45 | 0:32:47 | |
Mark my words, Delia, today is the start of the rest of your life. | 0:32:47 | 0:32:51 | |
You're not going to believe how wonderful life will be from now on. | 0:32:51 | 0:32:55 | |
So, bin the tin grin and unleash your pearly white smile. | 0:32:55 | 0:33:01 | |
I should charge for this stuff. | 0:33:02 | 0:33:05 | |
Don't freak out cos I've kind of done something you might not like. | 0:33:10 | 0:33:15 | |
You bought that spandex outfit for the Y-Not Bop. | 0:33:15 | 0:33:18 | |
No, but I invited your cousin Iolo to come and visit. | 0:33:18 | 0:33:21 | |
Ah! | 0:33:21 | 0:33:23 | |
Way to go not freaking out. But how? Why? When? | 0:33:23 | 0:33:27 | |
In kind of, well, three, two, one. | 0:33:27 | 0:33:31 | |
-Shw' mae, byt? -Hey, Iolo. | 0:33:31 | 0:33:34 | |
-Oh, my Gaga, this isn't happening. -Kit, what are you doing? | 0:33:34 | 0:33:38 | |
Shedding layers, it's hot in here, don't come close. I'm burning up. | 0:33:40 | 0:33:46 | |
Trash or recycling? | 0:33:46 | 0:33:48 | |
Hey, buddy, what's up? How you doing? Let's blow this joint. | 0:33:49 | 0:33:54 | |
Er, Kitty Cat? | 0:33:54 | 0:33:57 | |
-What's going on? -Don't say anything. | 0:33:57 | 0:33:59 | |
I may have told my cousin Iolo a teeny weeny white lie. | 0:33:59 | 0:34:03 | |
That you like rugby and sport | 0:34:03 | 0:34:05 | |
and wearing shapeless, one-size jerseys like him. | 0:34:05 | 0:34:08 | |
How did you guess? | 0:34:08 | 0:34:09 | |
Kit, you may not believe this | 0:34:09 | 0:34:11 | |
but before I was a sophisticated women of the world. | 0:34:11 | 0:34:15 | |
-You lied about being a rugger bloke too. -Don't be ridiculous. | 0:34:15 | 0:34:19 | |
My cousin Vizniz did. | 0:34:19 | 0:34:21 | |
And I will tell you now what I told him then. Be yourself. | 0:34:21 | 0:34:26 | |
Otherwise it will all end in schnoodly-schneedly tears. | 0:34:26 | 0:34:30 | |
Customer. | 0:34:37 | 0:34:38 | |
That's not a customer that's a cash-flow problem waiting to happen. | 0:34:38 | 0:34:42 | |
-Tell him I'm not here. -There he is, my little Stevo. | 0:34:42 | 0:34:45 | |
-How you doing, my son? -Hello, sir, Mr Snodgrass, how are you? | 0:34:45 | 0:34:51 | |
Sir, Mr Snodgrass? A minute ago he was... | 0:34:51 | 0:34:54 | |
He don't change, do he, this little one? | 0:34:54 | 0:34:57 | |
-I've known him ever since he was an apprentice here. -What, like me? | 0:34:57 | 0:35:01 | |
-Course he had curls them. -Curls. Where? | 0:35:01 | 0:35:05 | |
Anyway, Mr Snodgrass, what can I do for you, sir? | 0:35:05 | 0:35:09 | |
-Take cover, here it comes. -It's old Bertha, her end has fallen off. | 0:35:09 | 0:35:14 | |
-I think you need casualty, not a car garage. -No, it is a car. | 0:35:14 | 0:35:18 | |
A very, very old car. | 0:35:18 | 0:35:20 | |
Ah, now, I would love to help Mr Snodgrass but it is a big job, | 0:35:20 | 0:35:24 | |
but it's just... | 0:35:24 | 0:35:25 | |
Say no more, Steve, I know it's a lot of work. | 0:35:25 | 0:35:29 | |
And that is why I insist to pay you double the usual fee. | 0:35:29 | 0:35:36 | |
Oh. | 0:35:36 | 0:35:37 | |
Half now and half when it's done. | 0:35:37 | 0:35:42 | |
-Bonbons. -Complimentary valet included? | 0:35:42 | 0:35:45 | |
Of course. | 0:35:45 | 0:35:47 | |
-See you later, alligator. -In a while, crocodile. | 0:35:47 | 0:35:53 | |
-You're doing a massive job like that for a bag of bonbons. -Course not. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:59 | |
You are. Oh, you know, he's a lovely, old bloke. | 0:35:59 | 0:36:04 | |
That's what he used to pay me when I was apprentice. | 0:36:04 | 0:36:07 | |
-He's paid me the same ever since. -Dump him. | 0:36:07 | 0:36:10 | |
I've never dumped anyone. Wouldn't know where to start. | 0:36:10 | 0:36:13 | |
You're in luck because you're in the presence of a master. | 0:36:13 | 0:36:17 | |
-You've got a lot to learn, my son. -Don't do that. | 0:36:17 | 0:36:21 | |
-Ah! -Ah! What is it? -Code red emergency. | 0:36:27 | 0:36:31 | |
-The Imogen-ator is in the building. -Seal the hatch! Seal the hatch! | 0:36:31 | 0:36:35 | |
Daniel. Jakey-baby. | 0:36:35 | 0:36:39 | |
Imogen, how many times have I told you? I don't want to go out with you. | 0:36:39 | 0:36:43 | |
Good. Cos I don't want to go out with you anymore. | 0:36:43 | 0:36:46 | |
I'm attached, thought you should know. | 0:36:46 | 0:36:49 | |
Congratulations, Jakey-boy, you're finally a free man. | 0:36:49 | 0:36:53 | |
Pow, ba-da bom bom. | 0:36:53 | 0:36:54 | |
-Meet my new boyf Max or DJ To The Max to you two. -Yo, dudes. | 0:36:54 | 0:36:58 | |
What's he got that I haven't? BOTH: Everything. | 0:36:58 | 0:37:03 | |
Sorry, man, but what do you care? | 0:37:03 | 0:37:05 | |
You know when you don't want your last bonbon | 0:37:05 | 0:37:08 | |
but when it's gone you want it? | 0:37:08 | 0:37:10 | |
-Yeah. -Well, Imogen's my last bonbon. -Ah! | 0:37:10 | 0:37:14 | |
-Jakey-baby wants you back. -Get real, I only date cool guys now. | 0:37:14 | 0:37:18 | |
-We are cool! -Oh, yeah, can you DJ? -What? Switch on a CD player. | 0:37:19 | 0:37:24 | |
Oh, yeah, that is so hard. Not. Of course we can DJ. | 0:37:24 | 0:37:27 | |
In fact, Jake To The Cake is the business. | 0:37:27 | 0:37:33 | |
What you going to do, spin me some doughnuts? | 0:37:33 | 0:37:36 | |
-Just go with it. -Yeah, actually, I'm going to whoop your bony DJ butt. | 0:37:36 | 0:37:40 | |
Man. | 0:37:40 | 0:37:42 | |
Bring it. There's a DJ-off at the Y-Not Bop on Friday. | 0:37:42 | 0:37:45 | |
-You can show me what you've got. -Like a duel. Only with dubstep. | 0:37:45 | 0:37:49 | |
I've never DJ'd in my life. Please tell me you've got a plan. | 0:37:49 | 0:37:52 | |
-I've got a plan. -Really? -No. | 0:37:52 | 0:37:55 | |
Today's the first day of the rest my life, | 0:37:58 | 0:38:01 | |
today's the first day of the rest of my life. | 0:38:01 | 0:38:04 | |
-Ready, Delia? -No, I can't go through with it. | 0:38:04 | 0:38:07 | |
What if I have a massive gap like Madonna or Sir Elton John? | 0:38:07 | 0:38:11 | |
I mean, eh eh eh eh huh huh. Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh. | 0:38:11 | 0:38:16 | |
All done. | 0:38:16 | 0:38:18 | |
Or what I have an overbite or an underbite or no bite? I mean... | 0:38:18 | 0:38:24 | |
Wait, did you just say we're done? | 0:38:24 | 0:38:26 | |
So, what do you think about the Bees losing out on the penalty kick? | 0:38:26 | 0:38:31 | |
-Do you mean the Wasps? -Do I? Of course I do, durr. | 0:38:31 | 0:38:35 | |
Ow. | 0:38:35 | 0:38:37 | |
-How's your passing coming? -Great, I've passed. | 0:38:37 | 0:38:40 | |
-The ball. -I'm rugger-tastic. | 0:38:40 | 0:38:45 | |
CRASH | 0:38:45 | 0:38:47 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:38:47 | 0:38:49 | |
-Hello. -What's with the voice? -Nothing, I've got a cold. | 0:38:49 | 0:38:52 | |
What you want? | 0:38:52 | 0:38:53 | |
To meet his hot cousin, durr. Watch this. | 0:38:53 | 0:38:56 | |
It's nothing, just that a 50-foot, inflatable Lady Gaga | 0:38:56 | 0:39:01 | |
is sailing over the Y right now. | 0:39:01 | 0:39:03 | |
-I think it's a publicity stunt for her new album or something. -Really? | 0:39:03 | 0:39:08 | |
One sec. | 0:39:08 | 0:39:09 | |
Gaga, I'm good. | 0:39:10 | 0:39:12 | |
-Bore Da. Sadie ydw i. -Mae'n dda gen i gwrdd a ti. | 0:39:14 | 0:39:17 | |
-That's all the Welsh I've got. -I've got enough English for both of us. | 0:39:17 | 0:39:22 | |
Yowzer, if he's boring, take me to snoresville. | 0:39:22 | 0:39:25 | |
I'm Kit's bezzie, his big BFF. I bet he's told you all about me. | 0:39:25 | 0:39:29 | |
-Not a word, actually. -Really? | 0:39:29 | 0:39:32 | |
Noooooo! | 0:39:32 | 0:39:34 | |
Ah! | 0:39:36 | 0:39:37 | |
Ow, Kit, what are you doing? | 0:39:37 | 0:39:40 | |
-You think he's too good for me. -Don't be a bonkatron. -But it's true. | 0:39:40 | 0:39:44 | |
You lied about him being dull, you haven't told him about me. | 0:39:44 | 0:39:48 | |
And you've tried everything to keep us apart. | 0:39:48 | 0:39:51 | |
Fine, you're right. | 0:39:51 | 0:39:52 | |
Why would I want my cousin to hook up with someone like you? | 0:39:52 | 0:39:56 | |
You're clumsy, selfish and out for what you can get. | 0:39:56 | 0:39:59 | |
-There, you forced it out of me. -Nice tackle. | 0:39:59 | 0:40:02 | |
You didn't tell me your BFF was so sbeisiog. | 0:40:02 | 0:40:05 | |
That's hot in Welsh. | 0:40:05 | 0:40:07 | |
I am not his BFF. But I am sbeisiog, thank you. | 0:40:07 | 0:40:11 | |
Looks like your lying and cheating thing is working out for you(!) | 0:40:14 | 0:40:19 | |
Now, young Jenkins. | 0:40:23 | 0:40:25 | |
The first thing you've got to do before you dump someone | 0:40:25 | 0:40:28 | |
is choose your weapon. | 0:40:28 | 0:40:31 | |
Now, this includes, but is not limited to, text, phone, | 0:40:32 | 0:40:37 | |
Ping, e-mail or social networking status. | 0:40:37 | 0:40:41 | |
-That stuff come off? -Chillax, I'm re-spraying it this arvo. | 0:40:41 | 0:40:44 | |
You're respraying the Clio. | 0:40:44 | 0:40:47 | |
Anyway, the decision is yours. How you going to dump Mr S? | 0:40:47 | 0:40:51 | |
-I was thinking of doing it face-to-face. -Schoolboy error. | 0:40:51 | 0:40:56 | |
It's not even on the list, Steve, it's so bad. | 0:40:56 | 0:40:59 | |
What else am I supposed to do? | 0:40:59 | 0:41:00 | |
Mr Snodgrass wouldn't know an e-mail from his elbow. | 0:41:00 | 0:41:03 | |
You'd better be ready, the face-to-face dump can induce tears. | 0:41:03 | 0:41:08 | |
-I'm not a crier. -No, from them. -So, what do I do? -You've got to man up. | 0:41:08 | 0:41:13 | |
You got to be cool. You got to be calm. | 0:41:13 | 0:41:17 | |
But, most of all, you've got to stand firm. | 0:41:17 | 0:41:20 | |
Come on, really go for it. Dump me as an apprentice. | 0:41:20 | 0:41:23 | |
OK. | 0:41:24 | 0:41:26 | |
That's it, Keith. You've go to go. | 0:41:29 | 0:41:31 | |
You are the most unmechanical mechanic I have ever known. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:37 | |
You think a carburettor is an Italian pasta. | 0:41:37 | 0:41:41 | |
You think brake fluid is the tea you drink on your break. | 0:41:41 | 0:41:45 | |
There is a dog in there that is better with a spanner than you are. | 0:41:45 | 0:41:49 | |
Now, Keith, with regret, you're fired. | 0:41:49 | 0:41:52 | |
What? | 0:41:54 | 0:41:55 | |
But I try my hardest here, I give it my all. | 0:41:55 | 0:41:59 | |
-And I may not be the brightest spark plug but this garage is my life. -Oh. | 0:41:59 | 0:42:07 | |
Oh, don't, oh, please don't cry. I'm sorry. Hey, come on. | 0:42:07 | 0:42:12 | |
Come on, of course you can keep the job, Keith. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:15 | |
You're never going to do it, mate. | 0:42:15 | 0:42:18 | |
Cup of brake fluid? | 0:42:18 | 0:42:20 | |
Lunch. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:26 | |
-Whoa. -Ah. And to what do we owe the pleasure? | 0:42:27 | 0:42:32 | |
Nothing. I'm just being my usual, selfless self. | 0:42:32 | 0:42:35 | |
Not clumsy and really, really thoughtful. | 0:42:35 | 0:42:39 | |
Er, OK, out with it. | 0:42:39 | 0:42:41 | |
There is nothing to come out with. | 0:42:41 | 0:42:44 | |
Can't I just be nice? I'm not always out for what I can get. | 0:42:44 | 0:42:47 | |
Even though some people think I am. | 0:42:47 | 0:42:50 | |
-So, there is a problem. -Problem solved. -There is no problem. | 0:42:50 | 0:42:54 | |
OK, there is a problem. | 0:42:54 | 0:42:55 | |
Kit thinks I'm not good enough for his cousin | 0:42:55 | 0:42:58 | |
cos I'm selfish and clumsy. | 0:42:58 | 0:43:00 | |
-Which I'm clearly not. -Would you put that down. | 0:43:00 | 0:43:04 | |
So what if you are a little bit of all of those things? | 0:43:04 | 0:43:07 | |
You're a lot of good things. | 0:43:07 | 0:43:09 | |
If Kit doesn't realise that, he's an idiot. | 0:43:09 | 0:43:11 | |
-He's an idiot. -No, I meant to say that you need to tell him... | 0:43:11 | 0:43:15 | |
Yes, I need to tell him he's an idiot. | 0:43:15 | 0:43:18 | |
What are you waiting for? Tuck in. | 0:43:18 | 0:43:20 | |
-Who put those Oompa Loompas there? -We're not Oompa Loompas, actually. | 0:43:20 | 0:43:26 | |
These are street threads. | 0:43:26 | 0:43:28 | |
-Jake's a DJ now and I'm his promoter. -Jigga jigga boom. | 0:43:28 | 0:43:32 | |
I've just signed Jake To The Cake up for the DJ-off on Friday. | 0:43:32 | 0:43:36 | |
He's got his iPod on shuffle and he's going to tear the place apart. | 0:43:36 | 0:43:41 | |
Ah! | 0:43:41 | 0:43:43 | |
Boom. | 0:43:46 | 0:43:47 | |
Er, yeah, but you can't use an iPod. It says here vinyl only. | 0:43:49 | 0:43:54 | |
-Records? -Records. You didn't say anything about records. | 0:43:54 | 0:44:00 | |
What are records? | 0:44:00 | 0:44:02 | |
-Now, this is a record. -That is not going to fit in my CD player. | 0:44:05 | 0:44:09 | |
It's not meant to. It plays on a record player. | 0:44:09 | 0:44:11 | |
But where are we supposed to find records | 0:44:11 | 0:44:14 | |
a bit more up-to-date than...1982! | 0:44:14 | 0:44:18 | |
-Nowhere round here. -I'm supposed to be DJing tomorrow. | 0:44:18 | 0:44:21 | |
Chillax, boys, you can use my music. This stuff is audible genius. | 0:44:21 | 0:44:26 | |
MUSIC: "Young Guns" by Wham | 0:44:26 | 0:44:30 | |
# Young guns having some fun | 0:44:30 | 0:44:32 | |
# Crazy ladies keeping them on the run | 0:44:32 | 0:44:34 | |
# Wise guys realise there's danger in emotional ties | 0:44:34 | 0:44:38 | |
# See me... # | 0:44:38 | 0:44:40 | |
What is this ancient-sounding noise? I'm officially dead. | 0:44:40 | 0:44:46 | |
There you go. | 0:44:46 | 0:44:48 | |
Two shacka-lacka shakes with extra sparkles, just the way you like it. | 0:44:48 | 0:44:53 | |
Are you kidding? I only drink man-shakes not milkshakes. | 0:44:53 | 0:44:56 | |
As you wish. (You liar.) | 0:44:56 | 0:44:58 | |
Hey, Kit, notice anything different? | 0:44:58 | 0:45:02 | |
-You're acting weirder than usual. -Work that smile more. | 0:45:02 | 0:45:06 | |
-And you must be Iolo? -Don't you start. | 0:45:06 | 0:45:09 | |
Ah. Hi, Sass, we were just leaving. Bye, Sass. | 0:45:11 | 0:45:14 | |
Nuh-uh. I've got something to say to you. | 0:45:14 | 0:45:16 | |
I am who I am and if you don't like it then take back your friendship | 0:45:16 | 0:45:20 | |
-along with your Robert Pattinson fanzine. -That's not mine. | 0:45:20 | 0:45:24 | |
Your silky hair straighteners and your Miley Cyrus eye mask. | 0:45:24 | 0:45:28 | |
She's finally lost it. Total coo-coo. | 0:45:28 | 0:45:31 | |
Give me five with the little lady. | 0:45:31 | 0:45:34 | |
Oh, right. So, you two, got it. | 0:45:34 | 0:45:37 | |
-Little lady, I'll give you little lady. -What's happening? | 0:45:37 | 0:45:41 | |
-Oh, nothing, just that my BFF is ashamed of me. -That's not true. | 0:45:41 | 0:45:45 | |
I'm ashamed of me. | 0:45:45 | 0:45:48 | |
I love my cousin but I've never been able to be myself around him. | 0:45:51 | 0:45:55 | |
He likes all the things I don't. | 0:45:55 | 0:45:57 | |
-He's big, macho, sporty and I'm, well... -Not. | 0:45:57 | 0:46:00 | |
So what? You're fashiontastic and fabulicious instead. | 0:46:00 | 0:46:04 | |
Yeah. Does Iolo even know what you can do with a peacock feather? | 0:46:04 | 0:46:08 | |
-As if. He'd hate the real me. He doesn't even know I like Gaga. -Ah! | 0:46:08 | 0:46:12 | |
I can only be myself around you guys. | 0:46:12 | 0:46:15 | |
That's why I didn't want you to see me behaving so differently. | 0:46:15 | 0:46:19 | |
-OMLG, this means I can totally date Iolo. -It's not about you. | 0:46:19 | 0:46:23 | |
Don't you get it? Kit's being forced into playing macho | 0:46:23 | 0:46:27 | |
cos of that rugger-obsessed lug-head. | 0:46:27 | 0:46:29 | |
-We've got to do something. -Oh, right. Cos Iolo is completely out of order. | 0:46:29 | 0:46:34 | |
-Hot, but out of order. -Don't even think about doing anything. | 0:46:34 | 0:46:38 | |
This is how it is and this is how it has to be for ever. | 0:46:38 | 0:46:43 | |
Depressed o'clock. Must dash. | 0:46:43 | 0:46:46 | |
-Don't you worry, we won't do anything. -Won't say a word. | 0:46:46 | 0:46:50 | |
BOTH: What we going to do? | 0:46:50 | 0:46:52 | |
That's right, Mr Snodgrass, we have reached the end of the line. | 0:46:52 | 0:46:56 | |
-I'm going to have to let you go as a customer. -No way. -Way. | 0:46:56 | 0:47:00 | |
I chose my weapon. I've manned up. | 0:47:00 | 0:47:02 | |
Hey? Why, Snoddy? Why? Because you owe me too much mula. | 0:47:02 | 0:47:09 | |
Capiche? | 0:47:09 | 0:47:11 | |
Eh? | 0:47:11 | 0:47:12 | |
-Don't look at me like that. I just can't do it to him. -Yes, you can. | 0:47:16 | 0:47:21 | |
And you will. | 0:47:21 | 0:47:22 | |
We're going to get Snoddy over here and you're going to dump him, yes? | 0:47:22 | 0:47:26 | |
All right, all right. | 0:47:26 | 0:47:28 | |
New bangles? Bangs? Brian Cox badge? | 0:47:29 | 0:47:33 | |
You seriously can't see anything different about me? | 0:47:33 | 0:47:37 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:47:37 | 0:47:38 | |
Durr, of course, new glasses. Now, please can I get the door? | 0:47:38 | 0:47:43 | |
-OK, but remember what we agreed. Firm but fair. -Firm but fair, got it. | 0:47:43 | 0:47:47 | |
Thanks for coming over, scrum-head, we want a word. | 0:47:47 | 0:47:52 | |
-Um, siol Gymreig. -Huh? -Huh? | 0:47:52 | 0:47:54 | |
It means Welsh shawl, | 0:47:54 | 0:47:56 | |
worn by young girls on St David's Day. | 0:47:56 | 0:47:59 | |
-Along with pointy hats and cloaks. -I love Wales but that's just weird. | 0:47:59 | 0:48:03 | |
-We want a word about Kit. -Me too, have you seen him? | 0:48:03 | 0:48:06 | |
-He's acting really strange. -That's what you call it. | 0:48:06 | 0:48:10 | |
Throwing you in a bin? | 0:48:10 | 0:48:11 | |
You're a let down to your countrymen. | 0:48:11 | 0:48:13 | |
-I'm ashamed to call myself Welsh. -You're Welsh? -Half. | 0:48:13 | 0:48:17 | |
-That's not the point, dufus. -Steady on. -I will not steady on. | 0:48:17 | 0:48:21 | |
Just go, Iolo. | 0:48:21 | 0:48:22 | |
Take your weirdly spelt name and get out of here. | 0:48:22 | 0:48:26 | |
-You're a total embarrassment to Kit. -He said that? -As good as. | 0:48:26 | 0:48:30 | |
He can't stand you and neither can we. Just go. | 0:48:30 | 0:48:34 | |
-Way to go being firm and fair. -Hm. | 0:48:35 | 0:48:38 | |
-These records are never going to get me Imogen back. -You don't know that. | 0:48:39 | 0:48:45 | |
OK, maybe you do. | 0:48:45 | 0:48:47 | |
There they are, the little, musical genii. | 0:48:47 | 0:48:51 | |
-Yo. -Wassup? -Oh. Ha-ha-ha-ha. | 0:48:51 | 0:48:56 | |
Oh. Never before has there been a DJ-off at the Y. A bop-off, yes. | 0:48:56 | 0:49:03 | |
A dance-off, yes. Even a belly dance-off. I won. | 0:49:03 | 0:49:07 | |
But not a DJ-off. | 0:49:07 | 0:49:09 | |
Look at Mr To The Max, he's been setting up for hours. | 0:49:10 | 0:49:14 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha. Oh, I can't wait. It's going to be sick. | 0:49:14 | 0:49:19 | |
It's going to be a car crash, better bring your stretcher. | 0:49:21 | 0:49:25 | |
# Oh oh oh-oh oh-oh oh, my gosh. # | 0:49:25 | 0:49:29 | |
-So, that's how you do the robot. -I feel ill. | 0:49:32 | 0:49:38 | |
We've got ancient records that no self-respecting tweenager | 0:49:38 | 0:49:42 | |
would ever dance to. And he's got the works. | 0:49:42 | 0:49:45 | |
You are so right, Jakey-boy. He's got everything we need. Cover me. | 0:49:45 | 0:49:50 | |
Here's little Stevo, Mr Snodgrass. And he's got something to say to you. | 0:49:58 | 0:50:04 | |
Oh, well, what would that be, then, my boy? | 0:50:04 | 0:50:06 | |
Ah. | 0:50:06 | 0:50:09 | |
I'm very sorry, Mr Snodgrass, | 0:50:09 | 0:50:11 | |
but I just haven't had time to fix Bertha's back end. | 0:50:11 | 0:50:16 | |
So, I put a brand new one on, no extra charge, | 0:50:16 | 0:50:19 | |
it's a lovely job, even valeted her myself. | 0:50:19 | 0:50:22 | |
Right you are then, Stephen. | 0:50:22 | 0:50:24 | |
And, as agreed, here's the balance of your payment. | 0:50:24 | 0:50:29 | |
-You be good. And if you can't be good... -Be careful. | 0:50:32 | 0:50:36 | |
-Ah! -Are you nuts? -Oh. | 0:50:39 | 0:50:42 | |
I'm just being me. You know, like it or lump it, I'm a good guy. | 0:50:42 | 0:50:47 | |
I don't dump people. | 0:50:47 | 0:50:49 | |
Oh, forgotten something, sir? | 0:50:49 | 0:50:52 | |
Well, I meant to say I won't be bringing Bertha back here again. | 0:50:52 | 0:50:58 | |
I mean, I like you, Steve, you know I do. | 0:50:58 | 0:51:02 | |
But I can't keep giving you all this business | 0:51:02 | 0:51:06 | |
because I knew you as a lad. | 0:51:06 | 0:51:10 | |
And Mighty Motors are opening up round the corner from my place. | 0:51:10 | 0:51:15 | |
-So, take care. -Ehh. | 0:51:17 | 0:51:20 | |
Now, there's a man who knows how to dump someone. | 0:51:22 | 0:51:25 | |
Let the DJ-off begin. | 0:51:31 | 0:51:35 | |
OK, peeps, get down on the dancefloor, it's time to par-tay. | 0:51:37 | 0:51:41 | |
MUSIC: "Moment For Life" by Nicki Minaj | 0:51:41 | 0:51:45 | |
# And I will retire with the crown Yes. # | 0:51:45 | 0:51:47 | |
-Try and beat that. -With pleasure. | 0:51:47 | 0:51:50 | |
MUSIC: "Young Guns" by Wham | 0:51:54 | 0:51:57 | |
# Wise guys realise there's danger in emotional ties. # | 0:51:57 | 0:52:01 | |
Come on, people. Nobody rocked to a bit of retro before? | 0:52:01 | 0:52:04 | |
Get wise to the Whamsters. | 0:52:04 | 0:52:07 | |
HE RAPS: What's this? What's this? This ain't my banging beat | 0:52:11 | 0:52:14 | |
Maxy smells a rat, I think these guys are trying to cheat | 0:52:14 | 0:52:15 | |
But no matter what the tune My rhymes'll get you on your feet. | 0:52:15 | 0:52:17 | |
Lyrics so fly Even Wham's sounding street | 0:52:17 | 0:52:20 | |
Old school, new school Quid pro quo | 0:52:20 | 0:52:21 | |
Take these beats And I make it my own | 0:52:21 | 0:52:24 | |
Old school rocks Are you feeling my flow? | 0:52:24 | 0:52:26 | |
DJ To The Max And I'm stealing this show. | 0:52:26 | 0:52:28 | |
They're supposed to hate that stuff. | 0:52:31 | 0:52:33 | |
You stole Max's records but he can make the uncool cool. | 0:52:33 | 0:52:37 | |
So, I guess that's it then. We're officially over. | 0:52:37 | 0:52:40 | |
Even though we never actually started. | 0:52:40 | 0:52:42 | |
Nuh-uh. When I realised you went to all this trouble just to impress me | 0:52:42 | 0:52:47 | |
I knew I made a huge mistake. | 0:52:47 | 0:52:49 | |
Max is history, Jakey-baby, it's all about you and me now. | 0:52:49 | 0:52:53 | |
You know when you find out that your last bonbon isn't gone, | 0:52:53 | 0:52:57 | |
it's just down the bottom at the crinkly bit of the packet | 0:52:57 | 0:53:00 | |
and you don't want it anymore? | 0:53:00 | 0:53:03 | |
I give up. | 0:53:03 | 0:53:05 | |
Ex-squeeze me, boys, watch the... Oh, never mind. | 0:53:10 | 0:53:13 | |
-Hey, Kit. -Crisis over, Iolo is out of here. Y diwedd, which means the end. | 0:53:13 | 0:53:18 | |
Getting quite good at this, aren't I? | 0:53:18 | 0:53:20 | |
-What do you mean? -I told him everything so he's going. | 0:53:20 | 0:53:24 | |
-I just want to say... -You don't have to. | 0:53:24 | 0:53:26 | |
Sadie told me, that's why you're going, isn't it? | 0:53:26 | 0:53:29 | |
-Why would I want to stay? -Outrageous. -What I thought. | 0:53:29 | 0:53:32 | |
-Not Kit, you. -Me? What have I done? -Hated on our BFF, that's what. | 0:53:32 | 0:53:37 | |
Just because he prefers dance to fighting and farting. | 0:53:37 | 0:53:40 | |
Kit put on that macho persona and that shapeless jersey | 0:53:40 | 0:53:44 | |
just to stop you judging him. | 0:53:44 | 0:53:46 | |
-He hates rugby. -No, he doesn't. -Yes, I do. I'm fabulicious and proud. | 0:53:46 | 0:53:51 | |
Like it or loath it. | 0:53:51 | 0:53:52 | |
I love Gaga. | 0:53:53 | 0:53:54 | |
CHEERING | 0:53:54 | 0:53:57 | |
-So what? -Huh? -Huh? -Huh? | 0:53:57 | 0:53:58 | |
Just cos I like rugby I don't expect everyone else to. | 0:53:58 | 0:54:01 | |
I can't believe you think I'd judge you like that. | 0:54:01 | 0:54:04 | |
We're cousins, mates, I'd like you whatever you liked. | 0:54:04 | 0:54:08 | |
I could never hate you. I thought you hated me. That's what she said. | 0:54:08 | 0:54:13 | |
Huh. Obviously just got lost in translation. | 0:54:13 | 0:54:16 | |
Let me get this straight, who likes what now? | 0:54:16 | 0:54:19 | |
Oh, who cares? Iolo's proved that it doesn't matter | 0:54:19 | 0:54:22 | |
cos it's no big deal. | 0:54:22 | 0:54:23 | |
Some people like fashion and Gaga and some people like rugby. | 0:54:23 | 0:54:27 | |
Some people wear braces and some people have them removed. Like me! | 0:54:27 | 0:54:32 | |
BOTH: You had braces? | 0:54:32 | 0:54:33 | |
Yes. For three years. | 0:54:33 | 0:54:35 | |
Let me be the first to congratulate you | 0:54:35 | 0:54:37 | |
on joining the ranks of the dentally unchallenged. | 0:54:37 | 0:54:40 | |
Save it. My underbite's turned into a overbite, they're going back on. | 0:54:40 | 0:54:45 | |
Great. This means Kit can be who he is in front of you. | 0:54:45 | 0:54:48 | |
-As long as I can be who I am in front of him. -Deal. | 0:54:48 | 0:54:51 | |
Does this mean I get to date Iolo now? | 0:54:59 | 0:55:02 | |
What? Worth a shot. | 0:55:03 | 0:55:05 | |
OK, enough of the oldies, let's put some 21st-century tunes on. | 0:55:05 | 0:55:10 | |
What? I always carry Gaga. In all formats. | 0:55:12 | 0:55:16 | |
MUSIC "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga | 0:55:16 | 0:55:19 | |
# I must be myself, respect my youth | 0:55:19 | 0:55:22 | |
# A different lover is not a sin | 0:55:24 | 0:55:26 | |
# Believe capital H-I-M Hey, hey, hey | 0:55:26 | 0:55:31 | |
# I love my life I love my this record and | 0:55:31 | 0:55:34 | |
# Me amore vole fe yah | 0:55:34 | 0:55:38 | |
# I'm beautiful in my way Cos God makes no mistakes | 0:55:38 | 0:55:42 | |
# I'm on the right track, baby. # | 0:55:42 | 0:55:44 | |
OK, so, run that by me again. I'm not Welsh? Not even half Welsh. | 0:55:44 | 0:55:49 | |
Nope, because I'm not Welsh. | 0:55:49 | 0:55:51 | |
-But you lived in Wales your entire childhood. -True. | 0:55:51 | 0:55:55 | |
Every day except the day I was born. | 0:55:55 | 0:55:57 | |
Mam was up in Glasgow that weekend. | 0:55:57 | 0:56:01 | |
Och, macgee, I'm Scottish. How macawesome is that? Get in the noo. | 0:56:01 | 0:56:07 |