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One second! | 0:58:01 | 0:58:02 | |
Did she just do the finger waggle at me? | 0:58:02 | 0:58:05 | |
Dedes, this is major-tastically important! | 0:58:05 | 0:58:08 | |
Not as important as this. | 0:58:08 | 0:58:10 | |
-I'm studying talking therapy on the i-Shrink app. -Because? | 0:58:10 | 0:58:13 | |
Because you said I needed to work on my communication issues. | 0:58:13 | 0:58:17 | |
OK, guys, be honest. We'd make a really cute couple, wouldn't we? | 0:58:17 | 0:58:20 | |
The best. He'd totally love you. | 0:58:21 | 0:58:24 | |
-Never going to happen. -Huh? | 0:58:24 | 0:58:26 | |
There's more chance you'll get hit by a bus that's been hit by a meteorite. | 0:58:26 | 0:58:30 | |
Even if you did meet him at a gig, | 0:58:30 | 0:58:32 | |
you'll have less than 7.4 seconds to impress him | 0:58:32 | 0:58:35 | |
on a crowd capacity of at least 66,000. It's a total no-go. | 0:58:35 | 0:58:40 | |
-Thanks, Dedes(!) -You're welcome. | 0:58:40 | 0:58:42 | |
What better way to learn to communicate than become a therapist? | 0:58:42 | 0:58:46 | |
You get to talk to people all day. | 0:58:46 | 0:58:49 | |
Lie down! | 0:58:49 | 0:58:50 | |
Anything you'd like to talk about, Miss Jenkins? | 0:58:52 | 0:58:56 | |
Yuh-huh! This! | 0:58:56 | 0:58:59 | |
# Looking, looking, looking, looking | 0:58:59 | 0:59:02 | |
# And boy, what I see I'm liking... # | 0:59:02 | 0:59:05 | |
'That's right, girls. | 0:59:05 | 0:59:07 | |
'The Coco Locos will be choosing one of YOU to join them. | 0:59:07 | 0:59:11 | |
'So, what are you waiting for? Get Coco Loco-listic!' | 0:59:11 | 0:59:15 | |
Ouch. That actually hurt my eyes AND my ears. | 0:59:16 | 0:59:19 | |
Are you crazy?! The Coco Locos are... | 0:59:19 | 0:59:22 | |
Worryingly high-pitched, unnaturally symmetrical... | 0:59:22 | 0:59:25 | |
..the next big girl band. | 0:59:25 | 0:59:27 | |
Girls Aloud are, like, 100 these days, and personally, | 0:59:27 | 0:59:30 | |
I can't see the Saturdays making it past next Friday. | 0:59:30 | 0:59:33 | |
This is the girl band of the future, and I'm going to be part of it. | 0:59:33 | 0:59:37 | |
Puh-leeze! What makes someone as unstylish and tuneless as you | 0:59:37 | 0:59:40 | |
think you've got a chance against someone like moi? | 0:59:40 | 0:59:43 | |
She's got a point. | 0:59:43 | 0:59:44 | |
Did I just say that out loud? | 0:59:44 | 0:59:47 | |
I'll just go get us some shakes. | 0:59:47 | 0:59:49 | |
For your information, Whitney, I've got a secret weapon. | 0:59:49 | 0:59:52 | |
OK! As the Coco Locos' biggest fan, | 0:59:52 | 0:59:55 | |
I know exactly what they'll be looking for. | 0:59:55 | 0:59:58 | |
I'm thinking sparkly salopettes, box-step, box-step! | 0:59:58 | 1:00:02 | |
Maybe a fascinator, | 1:00:02 | 1:00:03 | |
clutching tight-tight, jazz hands, dazzling smile! | 1:00:03 | 1:00:08 | |
He's good, isn't he? | 1:00:08 | 1:00:09 | |
All right, here's the deal. | 1:00:09 | 1:00:11 | |
You choreograph and style me instead of her, and when I get the gig, | 1:00:11 | 1:00:16 | |
I'll take you on tour as my chief creative director. | 1:00:16 | 1:00:19 | |
-BOTH: I can't do that! -Why? What's she giving you instead? | 1:00:19 | 1:00:22 | |
What exactly do I get for helping you get into the Coco Locos? | 1:00:22 | 1:00:26 | |
The chance to see your BFF become an S-T-A-R! Duh! | 1:00:26 | 1:00:29 | |
She's trying to buy you, which is so wrong, | 1:00:29 | 1:00:33 | |
-it's not about you, it's about me. -As per usual. | 1:00:33 | 1:00:36 | |
So I just have to do whatever you want me to do, with nada in return? | 1:00:36 | 1:00:40 | |
-That's what friends do. -BOTH: No, they don't! Jinx! | 1:00:40 | 1:00:44 | |
Quit with the cuteness! | 1:00:44 | 1:00:46 | |
He is NOT going to help you, and that's an order. | 1:00:46 | 1:00:48 | |
The Kitty Kat doesn't do "orders." ..Whitney, I accept. | 1:00:48 | 1:00:52 | |
Coolio, so when do we get started? | 1:00:52 | 1:00:55 | |
Mmm...Now o'clock! | 1:00:55 | 1:00:57 | |
Fine, whatevs! I don't need your help anyway! | 1:00:58 | 1:01:02 | |
I can get the gig on my own, thank you very much. You're not all that! | 1:01:02 | 1:01:06 | |
I'll just put the pan on and turn the heat up high | 1:01:06 | 1:01:09 | |
cos the Sass-ter is cooking on gas! | 1:01:09 | 1:01:11 | |
Honestly, I can't leave you alone for one second, can I? | 1:01:11 | 1:01:16 | |
# Won't somebody tell me why | 1:01:18 | 1:01:20 | |
# I'm always surrounded by boys | 1:01:20 | 1:01:23 | |
# Give me a break | 1:01:23 | 1:01:26 | |
# They got attitude, kind of cute | 1:01:26 | 1:01:28 | |
# But when they're in trouble | 1:01:28 | 1:01:30 | |
# Takes a girl to save the day | 1:01:30 | 1:01:33 | |
# I'd love another girl around the place | 1:01:33 | 1:01:35 | |
# To be her | 1:01:35 | 1:01:37 | |
# Someone to back me up so I'll always have the last word | 1:01:37 | 1:01:41 | |
# Guess it's hard to be the only girl | 1:01:41 | 1:01:44 | |
# In a boys' world | 1:01:44 | 1:01:46 | |
# Girl, girl in a boys' world | 1:01:46 | 1:01:49 | |
# I know I'm strong because | 1:01:49 | 1:01:52 | |
# I've got a positive mental attitude | 1:01:52 | 1:01:54 | |
# Understanding, kind of sensitive | 1:01:54 | 1:01:56 | |
# Don't want gratitude | 1:01:56 | 1:01:58 | |
# I just don't want to be | 1:01:58 | 1:01:59 | |
# The only girl | 1:01:59 | 1:02:01 | |
# In a boys' world. # | 1:02:01 | 1:02:03 | |
Oh! You been using that fly spray again? | 1:02:06 | 1:02:09 | |
No, this is Armed Combat, the new gentleman's aftershave. | 1:02:09 | 1:02:13 | |
It's certainly waging war on my nostrils. | 1:02:13 | 1:02:15 | |
Got to make an effort, haven't I? Hannah's on her way over. | 1:02:15 | 1:02:18 | |
You like this girl, then, eh? | 1:02:18 | 1:02:20 | |
-She's no girl. -Funny name for a bloke. | 1:02:20 | 1:02:23 | |
She's an academic doing a proper degree in history and everything. | 1:02:23 | 1:02:26 | |
Boxy, Spanner and Donkey are well jealous. | 1:02:26 | 1:02:29 | |
I'm the first one to date an intellectual. | 1:02:29 | 1:02:31 | |
I never thought I'd see the day when you'd go out with a girl | 1:02:31 | 1:02:34 | |
-because she was brainy. -She's also insanely hot. | 1:02:34 | 1:02:37 | |
And he's back. So, tell me, if she's insanely hot and intelligent, | 1:02:37 | 1:02:41 | |
what's she doing with you? | 1:02:41 | 1:02:43 | |
That's bang out of order, that is, boss. I'm well offended, I am. | 1:02:43 | 1:02:47 | |
I told her I'd done a history degree, too. | 1:02:47 | 1:02:50 | |
-What? -No biggie, I mean, how hard can it be? | 1:02:50 | 1:02:53 | |
Hiya. Sorry, not interrupting, am I? | 1:02:54 | 1:02:57 | |
As if. Hannah, Steve. | 1:02:57 | 1:02:59 | |
-Steve, Hannah. -Hiya! Is that a Welsh lilt you've got there? | 1:02:59 | 1:03:03 | |
Guilty. I moved here from Trefil near Tredegar. | 1:03:03 | 1:03:06 | |
Oh, Treddy! | 1:03:06 | 1:03:08 | |
Err, yeah, anyway, she's at uni up here. ..Good day? | 1:03:08 | 1:03:11 | |
Fascinating. We're studying the British Empire at the moment. | 1:03:11 | 1:03:15 | |
Didn't that blow your mind? | 1:03:15 | 1:03:17 | |
Oh, yeah! I loved that module. | 1:03:17 | 1:03:20 | |
-Oh! -Can you believe we gave modern America so much? | 1:03:20 | 1:03:23 | |
Politics, economics... | 1:03:23 | 1:03:24 | |
Simon Cowell? | 1:03:24 | 1:03:26 | |
Joke! Ha-ha! | 1:03:27 | 1:03:29 | |
Go on, admit it. I am smart, aren't I? | 1:03:29 | 1:03:31 | |
You'll have to start calling me Brains from now on. | 1:03:31 | 1:03:35 | |
-Game controllers? -Check. | 1:03:42 | 1:03:44 | |
-All gamers present and correct? -Check. | 1:03:44 | 1:03:46 | |
-BOTH: Imogen! -What are you doing here? | 1:03:46 | 1:03:49 | |
I live here, dummy! Well, not "here" here. | 1:03:49 | 1:03:53 | |
We've bought a house in the next street. | 1:03:53 | 1:03:55 | |
In fact, my lounge faces this treehouse. | 1:03:55 | 1:03:58 | |
Great. We'll give you a wave when you go back there. Bye. | 1:03:58 | 1:04:02 | |
You won't be able to do that. You won't be here. | 1:04:02 | 1:04:05 | |
Are you deliberately trying to confuse me, cos it's working! | 1:04:05 | 1:04:09 | |
Don't be a silly billy, Jakey baby! I meant the treehouse won't be here. | 1:04:09 | 1:04:14 | |
It's blocking our light so unfortunately, | 1:04:14 | 1:04:17 | |
my dad's had to apply to the council and get it chopped down. | 1:04:17 | 1:04:20 | |
Good luck with that. | 1:04:20 | 1:04:21 | |
It takes forever to get anything done by the council. | 1:04:21 | 1:04:24 | |
They've agreed. You've got 48 hours | 1:04:24 | 1:04:27 | |
before the chainsaw hits the chestnut. | 1:04:27 | 1:04:31 | |
-She's making it up. -Nuh-uh! This is for real! | 1:04:31 | 1:04:35 | |
BOTH: No! | 1:04:36 | 1:04:38 | |
You can hang out in my luxury new Wendy House | 1:04:38 | 1:04:40 | |
I'm having built instead. | 1:04:40 | 1:04:42 | |
Not you. | 1:04:43 | 1:04:45 | |
Who needs the Kitty Kat as creative director, | 1:04:48 | 1:04:51 | |
when you've got the A-Sass-inator? I'll be my own stylist | 1:04:51 | 1:04:54 | |
-slash choreographer slash... -Enough with the slashing, already! | 1:04:54 | 1:04:58 | |
Oops. Sorry. You know when I get anxious I get scissorhands. | 1:04:58 | 1:05:02 | |
Interesting. | 1:05:02 | 1:05:04 | |
What are you up to? | 1:05:04 | 1:05:05 | |
Nothing. Just some psychological profiling on my i-Shrink app. | 1:05:05 | 1:05:09 | |
-And who are you profiling? -You. Duh! | 1:05:09 | 1:05:12 | |
Relax. The more I know about you, the easier it'll be for me | 1:05:12 | 1:05:15 | |
to communicate with you. | 1:05:15 | 1:05:17 | |
Well, communicate with the hand, sister, | 1:05:17 | 1:05:20 | |
because the A-Sass-inator's got work to do. | 1:05:20 | 1:05:23 | |
# Looking, looking, looking, looking | 1:05:23 | 1:05:26 | |
# And, boy, what I see I'm liking | 1:05:26 | 1:05:28 | |
# You've got me so excited | 1:05:28 | 1:05:30 | |
# Once again, I'm thinking, oh-oh... # | 1:05:30 | 1:05:33 | |
So, what do you reckon? | 1:05:33 | 1:05:35 | |
-One moment. -A disco disaster! | 1:05:35 | 1:05:38 | |
Look, I'm a nifty little mover myself, and I've got to say, | 1:05:38 | 1:05:41 | |
I've got more chance of getting in that band. | 1:05:41 | 1:05:43 | |
Dad, these are my dreams you're shattering here! | 1:05:43 | 1:05:47 | |
But if you can dance, don't stand there. Help me! | 1:05:47 | 1:05:49 | |
MUSIC: "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" by Wham | 1:05:55 | 1:05:58 | |
OMG! This is a total-istic pile-up! | 1:06:09 | 1:06:11 | |
There's only one thing I can possibly do. | 1:06:11 | 1:06:14 | |
-Give up? -Nuh-uh! | 1:06:14 | 1:06:16 | |
Hey, Kit Kat! Nice neckerchief, that is totally cowboy-tastic. | 1:06:16 | 1:06:21 | |
Good news, boyfriend. | 1:06:21 | 1:06:22 | |
I've decided you can be my chief creative director after all. Yay! | 1:06:22 | 1:06:26 | |
You can dump Dung-breath and help me get into the Coco Locos. | 1:06:26 | 1:06:29 | |
High five, bestie! | 1:06:29 | 1:06:30 | |
I thought you didn't need my help, bestie, | 1:06:30 | 1:06:32 | |
and that I'm not all that anyway, bestie! | 1:06:32 | 1:06:35 | |
He heard me say that? Oh, curse my big mouth. ..That is so not true! | 1:06:35 | 1:06:39 | |
-Then why did you say it? -Butt out, Dung-breath. | 1:06:39 | 1:06:42 | |
Don't be like that with her. | 1:06:42 | 1:06:44 | |
At least she didn't take me for granted all the time. | 1:06:44 | 1:06:47 | |
In fact, I feel properly appreciated by... | 1:06:47 | 1:06:50 | |
-BOTH: Kitney! -Kitney? | 1:06:50 | 1:06:52 | |
It's a couple name like Brad and Angelina, Brangelina. | 1:06:52 | 1:06:55 | |
-Posh and Becks, Pecks. -But that's stupid. You're not even a couple. | 1:06:55 | 1:06:58 | |
Oh, look, Kit, I didn't mean that. I just meant...erm... | 1:06:58 | 1:07:02 | |
We could be...Sitney! | 1:07:02 | 1:07:04 | |
How about I make you my chief executive creative director? | 1:07:04 | 1:07:07 | |
Forget it, Jenkster. I've already made him president | 1:07:07 | 1:07:09 | |
of creative direction for ALL the Coco Locos. | 1:07:09 | 1:07:12 | |
Like that's going to happen! That muppet'll believe anything. | 1:07:12 | 1:07:15 | |
OK, ladies. Places, please. | 1:07:15 | 1:07:17 | |
Let's go over our audition piece one more time. | 1:07:17 | 1:07:20 | |
Oh, my Gaga! That's it! | 1:07:20 | 1:07:22 | |
No-one takes advantage of my Kitty Kat...unless they're me, obviously. | 1:07:22 | 1:07:27 | |
MUSIC PLAYS | 1:07:27 | 1:07:30 | |
Oh! She tripped me! | 1:07:35 | 1:07:38 | |
Sass! Have you gone totally bonkalicious? | 1:07:38 | 1:07:40 | |
No! You have! | 1:07:40 | 1:07:42 | |
She's not going to give you anything if she gets into that band. | 1:07:42 | 1:07:44 | |
It's all lies! | 1:07:44 | 1:07:46 | |
You know how dedicated I am to Kitney! | 1:07:46 | 1:07:51 | |
Don't go there! My BFF's intelligent enough to know he's being duped! | 1:07:51 | 1:07:55 | |
You're right, Sass. | 1:07:55 | 1:07:56 | |
I certainly am, and I've been duped for far too long...by you! | 1:07:56 | 1:07:59 | |
You came here to deliberately wreck Whitney's routine, | 1:07:59 | 1:08:03 | |
just so you can have me all to yourself. | 1:08:03 | 1:08:05 | |
But I've got news for you, sister, nobody messes with my new sister. | 1:08:05 | 1:08:10 | |
This friendship is officially over. O-V-A-R! | 1:08:10 | 1:08:14 | |
Oh, my Lady Gaga! Kit's dumped me for that dung-breather! | 1:08:19 | 1:08:22 | |
I've got to show him what's really going on. | 1:08:22 | 1:08:25 | |
And if he happens to have an amazing outfit and routine then so be it. | 1:08:25 | 1:08:29 | |
Getting my friend back is the real deal, | 1:08:29 | 1:08:31 | |
but if I don't get into the Coco Locos it's a deal breaker, | 1:08:31 | 1:08:34 | |
-that's why I'm going to do both. -And breathe. | 1:08:34 | 1:08:37 | |
So, Dedes, are you ready to show Kit the truth? | 1:08:38 | 1:08:40 | |
My i-Shrink app says the truth is only true | 1:08:40 | 1:08:43 | |
to whomever believes it to be, so you might be wrong. | 1:08:43 | 1:08:46 | |
You need to start downloading better apps, like Puking Pigs! | 1:08:46 | 1:08:50 | |
Are you using this as an excuse not to communicate? | 1:08:50 | 1:08:53 | |
What? I'm just trying to get this whole "dialogue channel" open! | 1:08:53 | 1:08:56 | |
-Don't do that! -Is there an element of jealousy at play here | 1:08:56 | 1:09:00 | |
when you think of Whitney's hold over Kit? | 1:09:00 | 1:09:01 | |
Of course there's jealousy at play! It's playing all over town. | 1:09:01 | 1:09:04 | |
-Sold out! -Wow, I'm getting good at this whole communication lark. | 1:09:04 | 1:09:08 | |
Dedes, focus! I just lost one of my bestest BFFs here! | 1:09:08 | 1:09:12 | |
I've got to show him that Whitney's making a muppet out of him. | 1:09:12 | 1:09:15 | |
-She's the bad guy here, not me! -OK, I'm hearing you. | 1:09:15 | 1:09:18 | |
But there's one slight problem. | 1:09:18 | 1:09:20 | |
They're rehearsing in the Cheer Ups' hut. | 1:09:20 | 1:09:22 | |
They're not going to let you in there. Not after your last visit. | 1:09:22 | 1:09:24 | |
Already on it! | 1:09:24 | 1:09:26 | |
Give me a Y, give me an E, give me a Y-E-S! What does that spell? | 1:09:29 | 1:09:33 | |
Disaster! This is THE stupidest idea you have ever come up with! | 1:09:33 | 1:09:38 | |
99% of studies show that... | 1:09:38 | 1:09:40 | |
Those new communication skills are really working out for you. | 1:09:40 | 1:09:43 | |
What I meant was that this brings a lot of barriers into focus for me... | 1:09:43 | 1:09:47 | |
Save it, Dedes. You're coming. | 1:09:47 | 1:09:50 | |
-Boss, I need a name. -I can think of a few for you right now. | 1:09:59 | 1:10:03 | |
That fat bloke, lots of wives. | 1:10:03 | 1:10:04 | |
That's no way to talk about Mr Johnson. | 1:10:04 | 1:10:06 | |
-He's one of our best customers! -Not him. The king. | 1:10:06 | 1:10:09 | |
Harold the 10th, Howard the 5th... | 1:10:09 | 1:10:12 | |
-Henry the 8th! -Brilliant! | 1:10:12 | 1:10:15 | |
Keith, why d'you disappear like that? | 1:10:16 | 1:10:19 | |
Oh, Steve-o was calling me. Needed a bit of help with this little beauty. | 1:10:19 | 1:10:22 | |
-You were saying, your favourite king is...? -Henry VIII, obvs! -Really? | 1:10:24 | 1:10:29 | |
I think he's a bit dull. | 1:10:29 | 1:10:31 | |
-Well, his eight wives... -Six. -..six wives didn't think so! | 1:10:31 | 1:10:35 | |
Debatable. | 1:10:35 | 1:10:36 | |
Got to dash. Lecture's in five. Call me, OK? | 1:10:36 | 1:10:40 | |
I am dying to get your thoughts on the Victorians. | 1:10:40 | 1:10:43 | |
-They're not a band, are they? -No. | 1:10:46 | 1:10:49 | |
-This is a disaster. -Not as easy as you thought, all this history? | 1:10:50 | 1:10:53 | |
I thought I could bluff it, but I know nothing. | 1:10:53 | 1:10:56 | |
You've got to give me a crash course. | 1:10:56 | 1:10:58 | |
-I don't think me and Hannah are going to last. -You can't be that clueless. | 1:10:58 | 1:11:02 | |
Once you've got the two World Wars... | 1:11:02 | 1:11:05 | |
There were two? Who won? | 1:11:05 | 1:11:06 | |
Crash course it is. | 1:11:08 | 1:11:09 | |
Testing, testing, one-two-three. Testing...ooh! | 1:11:12 | 1:11:16 | |
What are you doing?! | 1:11:16 | 1:11:18 | |
Prepping my secret Dictaphone, duh! I'm going to need some hard evidence | 1:11:18 | 1:11:22 | |
if I want to out Whitney as a fraudster. | 1:11:22 | 1:11:24 | |
OMG, they're coming! Get down. | 1:11:24 | 1:11:26 | |
Nuh-uh! My i-Shrink app recommends total commitment | 1:11:26 | 1:11:30 | |
once a client has decided on a plan of action. | 1:11:30 | 1:11:33 | |
Hey, Kitney! | 1:11:33 | 1:11:34 | |
Nice pom-poms! Is that a new hat? | 1:11:34 | 1:11:39 | |
Mais oui, bien sur! | 1:11:39 | 1:11:41 | |
What? I spend 70% of my time with you guys, | 1:11:43 | 1:11:46 | |
and you don't think I know anything?! | 1:11:46 | 1:11:48 | |
Actually, 69.3%, but who's counting? | 1:11:50 | 1:11:54 | |
-And she's back. -Do we know you? | 1:11:54 | 1:11:56 | |
Umm...yeah, I'm Katie, and this here's my girl Bebe! | 1:11:56 | 1:12:02 | |
We met at the cheerleading cheer-off last spring. | 1:12:02 | 1:12:07 | |
-We're thinking of joining your team! -The Cha-Cha Cheerleaders, were you? | 1:12:07 | 1:12:11 | |
Y-yes? | 1:12:11 | 1:12:13 | |
Oh, wow! You were amazing that day! | 1:12:13 | 1:12:16 | |
That backflip star jump you did, it was off the hook! | 1:12:16 | 1:12:20 | |
Thanks. | 1:12:20 | 1:12:21 | |
So, who was that uber-cool guy you were with earlier? | 1:12:25 | 1:12:28 | |
-Kit-Kat? He is so not cool! -That's interesting. | 1:12:28 | 1:12:32 | |
I thought he was your creative director, | 1:12:32 | 1:12:34 | |
you were going to take him on tour and all. | 1:12:34 | 1:12:36 | |
-You didn't know who he was a minute ago. -Lucky guess? | 1:12:36 | 1:12:40 | |
-So, anyway, about Kit Karter... -Oh, enough about Kit! | 1:12:40 | 1:12:43 | |
I'm only using him to get in the Coco Locos, all right? | 1:12:43 | 1:12:46 | |
-He's really not that interesting. -Go on. | 1:12:46 | 1:12:48 | |
Actually, I think it's about time we put you and Bebe through your paces. | 1:12:50 | 1:12:56 | |
Come on, girls, let's do the pyramid move! You can do the triple flip! | 1:12:56 | 1:13:00 | |
No, I... | 1:13:00 | 1:13:01 | |
I'll take your bag, don't worry. | 1:13:01 | 1:13:03 | |
My bag, she's got my bag! | 1:13:03 | 1:13:05 | |
DRUM ROLL | 1:13:05 | 1:13:08 | |
BOTH: A-a-agh! | 1:13:12 | 1:13:14 | |
Well, at least we got what we came for! | 1:13:20 | 1:13:24 | |
I did not come for whiplash! | 1:13:24 | 1:13:27 | |
-Man, this stinks! -Leaving the treehouse? | 1:13:28 | 1:13:31 | |
I was actually talking about this. | 1:13:31 | 1:13:34 | |
You're right. Leaving the treehouse stinks, too. | 1:13:34 | 1:13:38 | |
-We've come a long way. -We've had success. | 1:13:38 | 1:13:40 | |
-We've had good times. -But remember this... | 1:13:40 | 1:13:43 | |
BOTH: # Never forget where you're coming from | 1:13:43 | 1:13:47 | |
# Never pretend that it's all real | 1:13:47 | 1:13:52 | |
# Some day soon this will all be someone else's dream | 1:13:52 | 1:14:00 | |
# This will be someone else's... # | 1:14:00 | 1:14:03 | |
Hrr-hmm! When you've quite finished wandering down Memory Lame, | 1:14:03 | 1:14:08 | |
maybe you'd like to check out my luxury Wendy House. | 1:14:08 | 1:14:11 | |
-No way! -I wasn't talking to you. | 1:14:11 | 1:14:13 | |
-Jakey-baby? -I'm OK. | 1:14:13 | 1:14:16 | |
-It's got a 43-inch plasma screen TV with surround sound. -Big deal. | 1:14:16 | 1:14:20 | |
-And built-in gaming technology. -Wow! I mean...whatever! | 1:14:20 | 1:14:25 | |
-Two dedicated gaming chairs. -JAKE GASPS | 1:14:25 | 1:14:28 | |
And the latest Ninja Warlord video game. | 1:14:28 | 1:14:30 | |
BOTH: Assassins of the Shogun Temple?! | 1:14:30 | 1:14:32 | |
I said the latest. Ninja Warlord, Army of Doom. | 1:14:32 | 1:14:35 | |
Assassins is, like, so three weeks ago! | 1:14:35 | 1:14:38 | |
Take me to the Wendy House! | 1:14:38 | 1:14:40 | |
No, what about us? The treehouse! | 1:14:40 | 1:14:42 | |
# Never forget where... # | 1:14:42 | 1:14:46 | |
I forgot. Let's go. | 1:14:46 | 1:14:48 | |
Fine, go! I don't need you, you traitor! Turncoat! Deserter! | 1:14:48 | 1:14:53 | |
-Nobody's listening to me now, are they? -No. | 1:14:53 | 1:14:57 | |
Hey, Kit. Can I have a word? | 1:15:02 | 1:15:05 | |
Ex-friend. That's a word! | 1:15:05 | 1:15:07 | |
Technically that's two words. | 1:15:07 | 1:15:09 | |
But who's counting? | 1:15:09 | 1:15:11 | |
Kit, this is serious. | 1:15:11 | 1:15:13 | |
I'm not coaching you for your Coco Locos audition, Sass. | 1:15:13 | 1:15:16 | |
Backstabbers don't cut it with the Kitty Kat. | 1:15:16 | 1:15:19 | |
Then stop coaching her! She's so backstabby | 1:15:19 | 1:15:22 | |
she gives backstabbers a bad name! | 1:15:22 | 1:15:23 | |
Oh! | 1:15:23 | 1:15:25 | |
What in the name of Nicki Minaj is going on?! | 1:15:25 | 1:15:28 | |
-'Who was that uber-cool guy you were with earlier? -Kit Kat? | 1:15:30 | 1:15:34 | |
'I thought he was your director, you were going to take him on tour? | 1:15:34 | 1:15:38 | |
'Oh, he is! And he's definitely coming on tour. | 1:15:38 | 1:15:41 | |
'I don't reckon he'll stay for long. | 1:15:41 | 1:15:43 | |
'Not when Gaga and Britney discover him. He's going to be huge.' | 1:15:43 | 1:15:47 | |
That's not what she said. I swear! | 1:15:48 | 1:15:51 | |
Save it, sister. Don't add lying to your list of Coco Loco crimes. | 1:15:51 | 1:15:55 | |
Dedes, you believe me, don't you? | 1:15:58 | 1:16:00 | |
Well, I didn't hear Whitney say what you said she said, | 1:16:00 | 1:16:04 | |
but the iShrink app says... | 1:16:04 | 1:16:05 | |
Enough with the iBonkers stuff! | 1:16:05 | 1:16:07 | |
Good communication is about peeps, | 1:16:07 | 1:16:09 | |
not apps. Get with the programme, Dede, and not the one on your phone. | 1:16:09 | 1:16:13 | |
What have you got to say about that? | 1:16:13 | 1:16:15 | |
I just... | 1:16:15 | 1:16:17 | |
-Why is nobody on my side?! ..Thanks, Ms V. -What for? | 1:16:17 | 1:16:21 | |
I just come for the money for the shakes. | 1:16:21 | 1:16:23 | |
Do you think they grow on schnoodle trees?! | 1:16:23 | 1:16:26 | |
Oy! | 1:16:26 | 1:16:28 | |
You look like I feel. | 1:16:45 | 1:16:47 | |
You don't look so hot yourself. | 1:16:47 | 1:16:49 | |
-Why are you in such a funk? -No reason. You? -No reason. | 1:16:51 | 1:16:55 | |
BOTH: OK, you twisted my arm. Sorry. You first. | 1:16:55 | 1:17:01 | |
Me first. Whitney's turned Kit and Dedes against me. | 1:17:01 | 1:17:03 | |
She's going to win a place in the Coco Locos. | 1:17:03 | 1:17:06 | |
Imogen's getting the treehouse cut down and stealing Jake, too! | 1:17:06 | 1:17:11 | |
BOTH: I hate that! | 1:17:11 | 1:17:13 | |
-What are you going to do about it? -Nothing. -You? | 1:17:13 | 1:17:17 | |
-Same. -BOTH: Are you crazy?! | 1:17:17 | 1:17:19 | |
Jenksters don't take stuff lying down. | 1:17:19 | 1:17:22 | |
Exactly. When a Jenkster hits the wall, they knock it down. | 1:17:22 | 1:17:25 | |
-What are you waiting for?! Go get her. -You go get her. | 1:17:25 | 1:17:28 | |
I'm just going to brush my hair. | 1:17:32 | 1:17:34 | |
-I take it things aren't going well with Hannah. -How did you guess? | 1:17:36 | 1:17:40 | |
You're trying to get your leg in the arm of those overalls. | 1:17:40 | 1:17:45 | |
-The history lesson didn't pay off? -It paid off. | 1:17:45 | 1:17:48 | |
I talked about 1066 and the Charge Of The Bright Brigade. | 1:17:48 | 1:17:51 | |
It's...near enough. | 1:17:51 | 1:17:54 | |
Then I thought Winston Churchill was that dog off the telly. | 1:17:54 | 1:17:58 | |
Exactly, I totally thought it was game over. | 1:17:58 | 1:18:01 | |
Then Hannah turns round and says she thinks I'm cute | 1:18:01 | 1:18:04 | |
and funny for trying to impress her. Now she likes me even more. | 1:18:04 | 1:18:08 | |
So let me get this straight. | 1:18:08 | 1:18:11 | |
You have found a beautiful, intelligent girl, | 1:18:11 | 1:18:14 | |
who actually likes you for being you. | 1:18:14 | 1:18:17 | |
I know. Unbelievable. | 1:18:17 | 1:18:20 | |
-So what are you going to do about it? -Dump her, obviously. | 1:18:20 | 1:18:23 | |
I've fallen for her mate, Charlotte. | 1:18:23 | 1:18:25 | |
She's doing a PhD in astrophysics. | 1:18:25 | 1:18:28 | |
Any idea what that is? | 1:18:28 | 1:18:30 | |
LAUGHTER | 1:18:30 | 1:18:32 | |
Order, order. | 1:18:37 | 1:18:38 | |
GAVEL BANGS | 1:18:38 | 1:18:39 | |
So, there is only one audition space left | 1:18:39 | 1:18:42 | |
for the Coco Locos. | 1:18:42 | 1:18:45 | |
Do we have any takers? | 1:18:45 | 1:18:47 | |
Here! | 1:18:47 | 1:18:49 | |
Excuse me. Thanks. | 1:18:49 | 1:18:52 | |
-Where do I sign? -There and there. | 1:18:52 | 1:18:55 | |
This is the health and safety disclaimer. | 1:18:55 | 1:18:57 | |
-Basically, if you break anything, you're on your own. -Oh! | 1:18:57 | 1:19:01 | |
-I'm getting used to that. -OK, the rules are simple. | 1:19:01 | 1:19:05 | |
All competitors must dance at the same time on the dancefloor. | 1:19:05 | 1:19:10 | |
If one of the Coco Locos gives you a tapsky on the shoulder, | 1:19:10 | 1:19:13 | |
you must leave the dancefloor immediately. | 1:19:13 | 1:19:16 | |
The last person bopping | 1:19:16 | 1:19:18 | |
wins. | 1:19:18 | 1:19:20 | |
SHE SINGS | 1:19:20 | 1:19:22 | |
Go get boogylicious! | 1:19:25 | 1:19:28 | |
Tres luck, mon cherie. | 1:19:29 | 1:19:32 | |
Dedes, Dedes, look, | 1:19:34 | 1:19:37 | |
I'm really sorry, OK? | 1:19:37 | 1:19:38 | |
I know you're major-tastically angry with me, and you should be. | 1:19:38 | 1:19:41 | |
But I am 100%, categorically, make-no-mistake | 1:19:41 | 1:19:44 | |
going to prove to you I'm in the right and Whitney's wrong. | 1:19:44 | 1:19:47 | |
-How? -Take her down with a shak-a-lack-a-shake. | 1:19:47 | 1:19:50 | |
Do anything to her, you can kiss goodbye your friendship | 1:19:50 | 1:19:52 | |
with Kit for ever. If she IS stringing him along, | 1:19:52 | 1:19:56 | |
-she won't need him once she wins... -Of course, she must win! | 1:19:56 | 1:19:59 | |
Brilliant, Dedes. Now that was some good communication right there. | 1:19:59 | 1:20:03 | |
But that wasn't what I was... Actually, just go with it! | 1:20:03 | 1:20:06 | |
This better be good, Jenkins. | 1:20:07 | 1:20:10 | |
We're in the middle of Ninja Warlord Army Of Doom when you called. | 1:20:10 | 1:20:14 | |
-What? This old thing? -Where d'you get that from? -My dad. | 1:20:14 | 1:20:17 | |
He also got me the latest, latest one | 1:20:17 | 1:20:20 | |
Ninja Warlord Streets Of Fiery Doom. | 1:20:20 | 1:20:25 | |
-And assassins! -Awesome! -I've never heard of it. -Wow, nerd alert. | 1:20:25 | 1:20:30 | |
How out of touch are you? | 1:20:30 | 1:20:31 | |
Who cares? You don't have a 43-inch plasma screen to play it on. | 1:20:31 | 1:20:36 | |
-45, right there. -He's got a point. | 1:20:36 | 1:20:40 | |
-And where are your dedicated gaming chairs? -Here. | 1:20:40 | 1:20:44 | |
-Every time there's a blast I make it judder myself. -Whatevs. | 1:20:44 | 1:20:47 | |
The point is, you have to share this room with everyone. | 1:20:47 | 1:20:51 | |
You think this family's going to want you in here gaming all day? | 1:20:51 | 1:20:54 | |
Just admit it. I win, because you won't have a treehouse, | 1:20:54 | 1:20:58 | |
as of this afternoon when that tree gets the chop. | 1:20:58 | 1:21:00 | |
That tree can't get the chop. Got a tree protection order on it. | 1:21:00 | 1:21:04 | |
Too old. Too important. | 1:21:04 | 1:21:06 | |
Yes! | 1:21:06 | 1:21:08 | |
No! | 1:21:08 | 1:21:09 | |
Deputy Fastplay or Ninja Warlords Streets Of Fiery Doom AND Assassins? | 1:21:10 | 1:21:15 | |
Oh, yeah, I may have told a little white lie. | 1:21:15 | 1:21:19 | |
-The lie being... -It does not exist. | 1:21:19 | 1:21:22 | |
# Never forget where you've come here from. # | 1:21:27 | 1:21:32 | |
Come on! | 1:21:32 | 1:21:33 | |
It's time to go Coco-Loco-listic! | 1:21:37 | 1:21:42 | |
CHEERING | 1:21:42 | 1:21:43 | |
Good luck, everyone. | 1:21:47 | 1:21:49 | |
OK. Here goes nothing. | 1:21:49 | 1:21:51 | |
Look it doesn't matter how hard you try. | 1:21:51 | 1:21:54 | |
-I'll still win. -That's the idea. | 1:21:54 | 1:21:56 | |
# And, boy, what I'm seeing | 1:21:56 | 1:21:58 | |
# You've got me so excited | 1:21:58 | 1:22:00 | |
# Hearts soar and I'm thinking oh-oh... # | 1:22:00 | 1:22:02 | |
Oh! | 1:22:04 | 1:22:06 | |
CRASH | 1:22:05 | 1:22:06 | |
BELL RINGS | 1:22:08 | 1:22:10 | |
# You got me crazy loco | 1:22:11 | 1:22:14 | |
# You got me crazy loco. # | 1:22:14 | 1:22:18 | |
BELL RINGS | 1:22:18 | 1:22:19 | |
# You got me crazy loco | 1:22:19 | 1:22:22 | |
# You got me crazy loco. # | 1:22:22 | 1:22:25 | |
BELL RINGS | 1:22:25 | 1:22:26 | |
What in the name of Ksha? | 1:22:27 | 1:22:29 | |
LAUGHTER | 1:22:29 | 1:22:31 | |
Finally(!) | 1:22:34 | 1:22:35 | |
There is clearly only one winner here...Whitney Landon. | 1:22:37 | 1:22:43 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 1:22:43 | 1:22:46 | |
Thank you so much, everyone. | 1:22:49 | 1:22:52 | |
This is amazing. | 1:22:52 | 1:22:54 | |
And I never would have been able to do it | 1:22:54 | 1:22:57 | |
without one very special person... | 1:22:57 | 1:23:02 | |
..me! | 1:23:02 | 1:23:04 | |
But Whit-Whit, what about your chief creative director? | 1:23:04 | 1:23:08 | |
I made you the star you are. Couldn't even conga before me. | 1:23:08 | 1:23:12 | |
-Thought kaftan was a cup of coffee. -Whatevs. | 1:23:12 | 1:23:15 | |
Couldn't creatively direct his way out of a paper bag. | 1:23:15 | 1:23:18 | |
THEY GASP | 1:23:18 | 1:23:19 | |
How big a doofus am I? I actually trusted her. | 1:23:23 | 1:23:26 | |
I'm sorry, Kit Kat. | 1:23:26 | 1:23:27 | |
I didn't want to say, "I told you so", so I showed you so. | 1:23:27 | 1:23:30 | |
I knew if she won she'd can Kitney. | 1:23:30 | 1:23:32 | |
-OMLG. You did not throw the contest from me? -Too right! | 1:23:33 | 1:23:36 | |
That's what BFFs do. Friends again? | 1:23:36 | 1:23:39 | |
ALL: Yeah. | 1:23:39 | 1:23:40 | |
And so, I am delighted to announce | 1:23:44 | 1:23:49 | |
appearing here, with the Coco Locos, | 1:23:49 | 1:23:53 | |
Whitney Landon, for one night only. | 1:23:53 | 1:23:59 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 1:23:59 | 1:24:02 | |
You mean I went through all of this, for one night? | 1:24:02 | 1:24:06 | |
You can stuff your Cocos. | 1:24:06 | 1:24:08 | |
So, by process of elimination, | 1:24:09 | 1:24:14 | |
the winner is Sadie J! | 1:24:14 | 1:24:17 | |
No way can I accept this! | 1:24:19 | 1:24:21 | |
Not after lying, cheating and tickling my way to the final. | 1:24:21 | 1:24:25 | |
Who am I kidding? Come on, girls, let's rock! | 1:24:25 | 1:24:28 | |
# You're sitting there | 1:24:49 | 1:24:51 | |
# Looking good | 1:24:51 | 1:24:53 | |
# Don't think I haven't noticed | 1:24:53 | 1:24:54 | |
# You know I would. # | 1:24:54 | 1:24:57 | |
I so wish I still had that iShrink app. | 1:24:57 | 1:25:00 | |
-But why? -'Cause I don't know which is more psychologically damaging - | 1:25:00 | 1:25:04 | |
watching Sadie make a total goon of herself | 1:25:04 | 1:25:06 | |
or watching the Coco Locos watch Sadie make a total goon of herself. | 1:25:06 | 1:25:11 | |
LOUD THUD | 1:25:11 | 1:25:12 | |
ALL: Ooh! | 1:25:12 | 1:25:14 | |
She's won, by a mile! | 1:25:14 | 1:25:16 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 1:25:18 | 1:25:21 |