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Here's what went down last week.

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Sadie got shortlisted to host a surprise celeb party on Poptastic TV

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-for Pixie Lott!

-Pixie Lott!

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Aagh!

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But she had to meet Daisy, the show's producer,

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in the diner in order to compete to throw the par-tay!

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-I'll breeze it cos I'm, like, Pixie's biggest fan.

-OMLG!

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It's in the bag!

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MUSIC: "Boys and Girls" by Pixie Lott

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Come on, why aren't you ready yet? My game's in ten.

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Huh?

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Unfortunately, it was clash o'clock,

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cos at the same time, she had to go watch Taylor

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in his boring baseball final.

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-The biggest game of my career?

-Taylor, that's on Saturday.

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-OMLG, it's Saturday!

-You can still come, right?

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Give me five. I'll be right there.

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Probleme grande.

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Ouch! Pixie pain in my heart!

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Oh, well, we have to do the right thing.

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To Gaga with the right thing!

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The only person who could replace Sadie

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AND bag the Pixie party was the Deedster.

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And you must be...

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Sadie Jenkins?

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Yah-huh, that's me. Dede!

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I mean, Sadie.

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Sassy J, the Jenkster.

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And I just can't wait to tell you how much I love Goblin!

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I mean, Pixie.

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Unbelievably, Deeds pulled it off.

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Sadie, you've got the gig.

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-Yes!

-No!

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But when she headed back to the house to wait for Daisy and the TV crew...

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Disaster!

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She found out Keith was planning a lairy lad's night at the same time.

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Rock music, rubbish DVDs, and enough pig-out pizza and tikka takeaway

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to take down an entire tribe of burping, farting blokes.

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Putting the Pixie Lott par-tay in serious peril.

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Oh, my Lady Gaga!

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And that's what you missed on Sadie J.

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# Won't somebody tell me why

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# I'm always surrounded by boys?

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# Give me a break

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# They got attitude, kind of cute

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# But when they're in trouble Tricks are good

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# To save the day, to save the day

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# I'd love another girl Around the place

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# Could you be her?

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# Someone to back me up so I always

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# Have the last word

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# I guess it's hard To be the only girl

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# In a boys' world

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# Girl, girl

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# In a boys' world...

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# I know I'm strong because I've got a positive

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# Mental attitude

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# Understanding, kind of sensitive

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# Don't want gratitude

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# I just don't want to be The only girl

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# In a boys' world. #

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OK, stop!

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What? Have you never had

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a sausage margarita roll before?

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Steve taught me how to do them.

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It's not that!

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Well, it is that. You don't understand,

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I just spent two hours convincing that TV producer

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that Sadie should have her surprise celeb party here tonight

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and I've got to go home

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and rewrite my astrophysics essay.

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I don't have time to argue. You'll have to rearrange, Keith. End of.

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No way. This is the only night

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Johnny, Boggers, Deano and me are all free at the same time.

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It took months to organise it.

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I'm going to introduce the lads to the joys of...staying in.

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Keith, a TV crew are going to be here any second

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and if they find a load of lairy lads in the lounge,

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Sadie's surprise party will be over before it even started.

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Now put down those cheesy puffs

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or I will be forced to call Steve in here.

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He won't come. He's up at the Carlisle Capri Convention till late.

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That's why he said I could have my lads' night, as long as

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I make tea for everyone,

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and...give Roger a bath...

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Which reminds me, better get him out of that.

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The boys are already on their way over.

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But... But can't you stop them?

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-No.

-Fine!

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Then I will.

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Cos sometimes in life there are good reasons to be bad.

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Are you, like, totally bonkerlicious?

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-Bring it!

-Consider it brung.

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If you don't do this, I'll make sure

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every nerd in school knows you couldn't spell "oscilloscope."

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That's why you only got 99% in your physics test,

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not because you ran out of time.

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OK, Kitty-Cat, choose your weapon.

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Because this old banger is officially getting trashed.

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Now go for it!

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HORRIFIED GASP

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You'll have to take me down first!

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-Duh!

-I don't want to do this.

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My dedication to the Bard is forcing my hand.

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Yeah! Go, Kitty-Cat! Go, Kitty-Cat!

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Don't try to say a word to Sass.

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-Never mind her. Vat about...

-Zip it!

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Oh! You'd better be going cos the film starts in ten!

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OK, bye-bye!

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What? He's not going to need it in the cinema.

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-Kit, shut it!

-So did you split up Taylor Dum-Dum and Ashlii Simpleton?

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You what?

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Oh, um, bigmouth o'clock. Got to fly.

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THEY SHRIEK

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He'll be here in five, four,

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three, two...

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One.

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Uh-oh. Busted o'clock. Must dash.

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Trash or recycling?

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Oh, my Gaga! That's it.

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No-one takes advantage of my Kitty-Cat.

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Unless they're me, obviously.

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You tripped me!

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Sass, have you gone totally bonkerlicious?

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No, you have. She's not going to give you anything

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if she gets into that band. It's all lies!

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But how did Bobby even ring you? I've got your phone...

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Oops.

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Don't call me a disgrace! You're the disgrace!

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I'll get Miss V to ban you coming here again! What's the problem?

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There's a dirty plaster in my burger!

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Chew on it.

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This is low, Kitty-Cat.

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And so underhanded of you to steal them away.

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I demand an apology!

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Demand all you like, dummy.

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This sister don't know the meaning of sorry.

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PLATES CLATTER

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Too late. Nathan picked mine as the winner.

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But Nathan hasn't even tried these.

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-He's not going to, either.

-Why not?

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Sadie? Sadie!

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Did you check the bag?

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Yuh-huh. Empty!

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-You weren't supposed to steal it!

-I didn't! It got stuck.

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And why does it say "Property of Miss V" on the side of it?

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We've got to put it back before she finds out.

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She's behind me, isn't she?

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Vat are you playing at?

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I'm sorry. It's just, I'm Bieber's biggest fan ever!

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I only did this so he'd come here and I could meet him.

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Heads like sieves? Insult me again

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and our little secret won't stay secret for much longer.

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Do you realise what I had to go through to get to this point?

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I entered every Bieber competition in town!

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I even stole HER identity just to get the Y considered for this gig!

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And when that worked, I had to contend

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with you two nearly ruining everything

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with your lame lovers' tiff.

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Then I had to make up that lie about that stupid mix tape

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just to get you back together for Bieber.

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And now you tell me he was never coming anyway!

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Oops. Did I just say that all out loud?

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Oh, no. They are mine.

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Didn't Miss V tell you?

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I always get extra fries on...

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Extra Fries Friday.

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-Seriously?

-Uh-huh.

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I'm so sorry for the mix-up.

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You must remind me of these British idiosyncrasies, Mr Carter.

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No. I couldn't.

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Could I?

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Zere is the vagon veel pizza with potato skins.

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You certainly get a lot of extras on a Friday, Mr Carter.

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Should wait and see what I get on a Saturday.

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Like taking candy from a baby.

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Actually, you forgot my candy.

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Looks like your lying and cheating thing is working out for you.

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Deeds, focus! I just lost one of my bestest BFFs here.

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I have to show him Whitney's making a muppet out of him.

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She's the bad guy, not me!

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-Kit, this is serious.

-Look,

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I'm not coaching you for your Coco Locos audition, Sass.

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Backstabbers don't cut it for the Kitty-Cat.

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Then stop coaching her! She's so backstabby

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she gives backstabbers a bad name.

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SHE SHRIEKS

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-No!

-Way! Where's she gone?

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Oh, my Gaga! This isn't happening!

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Oh, boy, is Sadie going to regret the moment

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she ever tried to make fools out of us.

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Operation Terrify The Teenagers is a-go-go.

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She's dealing with pros here.

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'The tripwire activates the mustard guns.'

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SHE WAILS

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Nobody stops the Sasster.

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Going somewhere?

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I don't think so.

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There you go, Mr Gulliver. One cracking Corsa.

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Just a sec.

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Oh, nice try, Sass.

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You just got yourself an extra week's grounding.

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-I don't think so.

-OK, OK, I get it.

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Nuclear code red alert.

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What? Like you wouldn't have tried.

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Right. Dog shampoo. Now all I have to do is... What're you playing at?

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Look, Sadie entrusted me with ensuring her party goes ahead,

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not yours, so that's what I'm doing.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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-But the lads are already here.

-No, that will be Daisy and the TV crew.

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Sorry, Keith, I cancelled Jonty, Boggers and Deano.

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Cheers(!) That's three months of planning up the spout.

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On the plus side, that's more food for me, Boxy, Spanner and Donkey.

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They're always free.

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# We are going to party! We are going to party!

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THEY HUM THE CONGA

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Oh, my Gaga!

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Who are those guys?

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Um...nobody!

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They're just the window cleaners! I mean paperboys.

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-But they said they were here for a lairy lads' night.

-Really?

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They said that? They must be mistaken.

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All right, boys? Tuck in.

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Why is nothing ever simple with you?

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EXPLOSION

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Woop! Woop!

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Let's get this party started, boss.

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So, anyway, where did you want to go on our date tonight?

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PC Woods to DI Jenkins. This is not about you, it's about me.

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-We've got to be on top of our game.

-I am on top.

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I'm over the top, in fact. I'm on it, boss.

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All right.

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What exactly was it you asked me to do again?

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Out! Out! Out!

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Boss, I need a name.

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I can think of a few for you right now.

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That fat bloke, lots of wives.

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That's no way to talk about Mr Johnson.

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-He's one of our best customers.

-Not him! The king.

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Harold X, Howard V...

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Henry VIII.

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-Brilliant.

-Keith, why did you disappear like that?

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Stevo was calling me. Needed a bit of help with this little beauty.

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Ta-dah! Back together again.

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In the shape of a car, you muppet.

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Worth a try.

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You were saying, your favourite king is?

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-Oh, Henry VIII, obvs.

-Really?

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-I think he's a bit dull.

-Well, his eight wives...

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-Six.

-..six wives didn't think so.

-Debatable.

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Not bad, eh?

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Voice-activated, is it?

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Oh, man!

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I'll call you, OK? I am dying to get your thoughts on the Victorians.

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-They're not a band, are they?

-No.

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-Read it and weep.

-I don't believe it.

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Believe it. This little baby is ready to roll again.

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Ish.

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Never underestimate the power of the Keith-meister.

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-Cos he's actually a lot more in control than you think.

-All right.

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CRASH!

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Oh!

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All right, Steve?

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-I've just come back from the park.

-You don't say.

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Oh!

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KEITH!

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Boss, it's not what you think, all right?

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I think you're cooking your breakfast on Mrs Gilligan's engine.

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OK, it is what you think.

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But, see, I didn't want to disturb you in the kitchen.

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-Cos I mean, this is your house and I don't live here.

-Um, I think you do.

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-You're living in the garage, aren't you?

-No. What gave you that idea?

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Your pants are drying on the air compressor.

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Nothing works without my wings.

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Ha! Sorry.

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I've tried to man up, but I let myself down.

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What, bit like that?

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Where's my baby boy? Ah, there he is!

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Ow!

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Your nan goes to boxercise class?

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No. She teaches it.

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What you need to do is a little bit less...

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and a little bit more of...

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-Comprendez-vous?

-All right, fine. Work it is.

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-Oh, Keith!

-Oh, Sam.

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Oh, brother. See?

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I told you it was worth stealing that dog.

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-You stole Tinkle?

-No.

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Yes.

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Voila.

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Pie de chicken and mushroom.

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-You wouldn't get this in a four-star restaurant.

-No, you really wouldn't.

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-Ah!

-Sorry, that was full beam.

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This is a disaster.

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I have texted Nisha, Danielle, Tina, Carly, Kimberly,

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Emma, Rachel, Ruby, Lindsay and Jodie,

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but none of them have got back to me about being my plus one.

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I don't understand why none of them have replied.

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Duh! Cos you haven't pressed send, that's why.

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Oh, you're right. Send.

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OK, so now you sent the same message to all of them.

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Good luck with that.

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I don't need a plus one. I need a plus six.

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In the presence of a master.

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You've got a lot to learn, my son.

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Don't do that.

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Chillax, boss.

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You say go to sleep on our invoices, I say horizontal paperwork.

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There's a difference.

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Oops. Forgot blanket.

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Tamika, it's over. O-VAR.

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-But....

-No buts. I'm sick of the kebabs you keep bringing me

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and I hate pizza pig-outs and paintballing.

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In fact, we've got nothing in common.

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For your information, you muppet, I wasn't dating him.

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You want to get your facts straight, mate.

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I'm Tamika Taylor from Donna's Doners.

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He's seeing Tamika LaToya from Donna's Doners.

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-Ooh!

-Brilliant.

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Not brilliant. Keith, it's over. O-V-E-R, doofus.

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THEME FROM "EASTENDERS" STARTS

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Two Tomikas in one tiny kebab shop?

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You would never credit that, would you?

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Go on, admit it - I am smart, aren't I?

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Fair point.

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Keithy boy, I didn't come here to sit in with me nan.

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You said we was larging it in your living room.

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-Sorry, Deeds, duty calls.

-No, but you...

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-Now, who wants a piece of Hawaiian with chilli tikka topping?

-Yeah!

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-Washed down with a vat of cola.

-Yeah!

-Yeah!

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-Followed by...Postman With A Grudge.

-Whoa-ho!

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And then ten rounds on Ninja Warlord Temple Of Terror!

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Please! You have to go!

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I've got an essay to rewrite

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and Sadie's supposed to be throwing a surprise party for Pixie Lott!

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What? THE Pixie Lott? The pop star?

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No way, why didn't you say?

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How was I supposed to know you'd know who she was? I didn't!

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That is way cool.

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I just thought it was for someone rubbish like McFly or One Direction.

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More like No Direction!

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-Are you sure?

-When have I ever been wrong before?

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OMLG! Emergency.

1:14:041:14:06

I'm going to get this production stopped... Ow.

1:14:061:14:09

You have to do something to get rid of Ashley as Juliet.

1:14:091:14:12

Put your back into it, Babcock. Not that way, that way!

1:14:121:14:15

And, if you don't, I'll take down that moosehead myself.

1:14:151:14:19

Ow!

1:14:191:14:21

Ow!

1:14:221:14:23

I know how that looks, but that was not intentional, I swear.

1:14:231:14:26

I don't need Dede's help for that.

1:14:261:14:29

Besides, the bespectacled one

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is potholing in Powys for her geography coursework. Remember?

1:14:301:14:34

Aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh!

1:14:341:14:37

Man, that girl will do anything for an A*.

1:14:371:14:39

I seriously want to be there when the Deedlebug fails.

1:14:391:14:43

I'm not going to fail.

1:14:431:14:45

I never fail. I'm unable to fail. Now, give me the list.

1:14:451:14:48

I'm sorry, Mr Bartleby,

1:14:481:14:49

but there's absolutely no way we can service your Beemer.

1:14:491:14:52

Our repair pit doesn't meet EU regulations

1:14:521:14:55

for servicing foreign cars. Goodbye!

1:14:551:14:58

-Did you just turn business away?

-Illegal business.

1:14:591:15:02

And I filed your tax returns.

1:15:021:15:04

You owe quite a hefty sum. Best pay it today.

1:15:041:15:07

-I don't believe it.

-You're welcome!

1:15:071:15:09

Dede knows nothing about popular culture.

1:15:091:15:12

She thinks Chipmunk is a small furry animal.

1:15:121:15:14

When clearly he's a rapper.

1:15:141:15:16

There's this fantastic - and highly informative -

1:15:161:15:20

new documentary on the Hubble telescope.

1:15:201:15:22

Oh, come on, guys. It will be...Hubblicious.

1:15:221:15:26

You started it. I'm just trying to get this dialogue channel open.

1:15:271:15:31

Don't do that.

1:15:311:15:32

Oh, despicable!

1:15:321:15:35

As co-founder and president of the school Shakespeare Society,

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I prohibit, nay, ban, nay, forbid...

1:15:381:15:40

Oh, I'm eating my cast!

1:15:401:15:43

Oh, look. There's one more you still haven't done!

1:15:431:15:49

Number 14. Go on a date with someone and kiss them?!

1:15:491:15:54

Oh, no. No way. The Deedster doesn't do that. The Dede no do-do.

1:15:541:15:59

Hello, homework fans.

1:15:591:16:01

Do you have trouble remembering all those exciting facts

1:16:011:16:04

from Tudor history?

1:16:041:16:06

You do? All you need is my Totally Terrific Tudor Timeline.

1:16:061:16:12

Oh, my living Gaga. Please say you haven't put this on the Internet.

1:16:181:16:23

-Oh, my Lady Gaga.

-I know!

1:16:231:16:25

It's part of my campaign to ensure that I become the new Trog Face.

1:16:251:16:29

I was wondering...

1:16:291:16:30

if you'd like to go on a date with me.

1:16:301:16:33

I'm not THAT hideous, am I?!

1:16:361:16:38

Well, now you ask...

1:16:381:16:40

-Never going to happen.

-Huh?

1:16:401:16:41

It's more likely you'll get hit by a bus that's been hit by a meteorite.

1:16:411:16:45

Even if you DID meet him at a gig,

1:16:451:16:47

it's likely that you'll have less than 7.4 seconds to impress him

1:16:471:16:51

on a crowd capacity of at least 66,000. It's a total no-go.

1:16:511:16:55

Not as important as this.

1:16:551:16:58

-I'm studying talking therapy on the iShrink ap.

-Because?

1:16:581:17:01

Because you said I needed to work on my communication issue.

1:17:011:17:04

The thought of kissing him

1:17:041:17:07

doesn't make me feel physically sick any more.

1:17:071:17:10

He's right behind me, isn't he?

1:17:101:17:12

I expected more from you, Miss Baxter. This date is finished.

1:17:131:17:18

GLASS SMASHES

1:17:181:17:21

Getting rid of Keith might be a little more tricky than that, Steve.

1:17:211:17:24

Technically, he's been employed here too long to just simply be fired.

1:17:241:17:27

You'd need grounds for dismissal,

1:17:271:17:29

and it could end up in a costly tribunal.

1:17:291:17:32

That wasn't what I was going to say, but since we're on that track,

1:17:321:17:36

what if someone's only been working here for a few days, somebody like,

1:17:361:17:39

oh, I don't know, like you?

1:17:391:17:42

In that case, you could argue it was a trial period

1:17:421:17:45

and go for immediate sacking.

1:17:451:17:47

Great. Well, in that case, Dede, with respect, you're fired.

1:17:471:17:51

Yes, point taken. But this time, I'm right.

1:17:511:17:56

Brilliant. I love Pixie Lott.

1:17:561:17:58

Me too. She's, like, awesome with a side order of hot.

1:17:581:18:01

Of course we'll cancel if she's coming round.

1:18:011:18:04

As long as we get to meet her.

1:18:041:18:06

-I don't think so.

-Have a picture with her?

-It's the same thing.

1:18:061:18:09

-Get her autograph?

-Done.

1:18:091:18:12

Now, please can you get going?

1:18:121:18:15

-All sorted?

-Yeah. I was just saying that me and the boys will be off now.

1:18:151:18:20

Let you guys enjoy your Pixie Lott party in peace.

1:18:201:18:23

-Great.

-I mean, we wouldn't want to mess anything up for Dede here.

1:18:231:18:27

Dede? That's Sadie.

1:18:271:18:30

No, this is Deeds. Deedlebug. The Deedster.

1:18:301:18:34

I can explain.

1:18:341:18:36

Sadie couldn't make it to the diner meeting, so I had to stand in...

1:18:361:18:41

-You're not the person I thought you were?

-No. Well...ish.

1:18:411:18:46

I mean, kind of.

1:18:461:18:48

I gave you the job instead of Ashley when you're not even, well, you.

1:18:481:18:52

I'm sorry, but you've broken the rules, Sadie. I mean, Dede.

1:18:521:18:56

-Whoever you are, the party is off!

-No, you don't understand.

1:18:561:19:00

Dede only did what she did to help Sadie, her...BFF.

1:19:001:19:04

I mean, is that really a crime?

1:19:041:19:06

She lied, cheated and stole someone's identity.

1:19:061:19:09

That does sound pretty bad.

1:19:091:19:10

There must be something we can do to change your mind, Daisy.

1:19:101:19:14

You'd have to sing and dance on that table to even get my attention.

1:19:141:19:19

# Every night I go

1:19:191:19:21

# Every night I go

1:19:211:19:23

# Sneaking out the door

1:19:231:19:26

# I lie a little more

1:19:261:19:29

# Baby, I'm helpless... #

1:19:291:19:32

Guys, I appreciate the gesture,

1:19:321:19:34

but do you seriously think that she's going to change her mind

1:19:341:19:38

and let Sadie throw her Pixie Lott party because of that?

1:19:381:19:41

Maybe.

1:19:411:19:43

Nuh-uh. That was hideous and totally rubbish.

1:19:431:19:49

In fact, it was a disaster.

1:19:491:19:52

-TING!

-OMLG.

1:19:521:19:54

You'd be perfect for my other poptastic TV show,

1:19:541:19:58

Disco Dancing Disasters.

1:19:581:20:00

-Oh!

-Well, if you let Sadie throw the Pixie Lott party, we're there.

1:20:001:20:06

Hmm.

1:20:061:20:07

So, how was the baseball game?

1:20:111:20:14

-Oh, I've got to improve on my catch, man.

-Oh, whatevs.

1:20:141:20:17

He was great, faboosh, brilltastic. Now, quit with the chitchat.

1:20:171:20:21

Are we going Pixie popalistic tonight or what?

1:20:211:20:24

Sorry, Sass. Dede tried. She really did.

1:20:241:20:26

But luckily, I had Keith on hand to help!

1:20:261:20:31

No way!

1:20:361:20:39

This is a-to-the-mazing. Thanks, guys.

1:20:391:20:42

-What are BFFs for, right?

-Right!

1:20:421:20:45

-But what about your essay?

-Turns out Daisy's got a PhD in astrophysics.

1:20:451:20:50

She highlighted the hiccups in my anti-antimatter hypothesis.

1:20:501:20:53

A* here I come!

1:20:531:20:55

Actually, here comes a star.

1:20:551:20:57

Pixie Lott's arriving in five, four, three, two, one.

1:20:571:21:02

-SCREAMING

-Oh, my God!

1:21:021:21:06

Hey, Sadie. I had the best time ever at your party. It absolutely rocked.

1:21:111:21:16

You guys really know how to dance. Thank you so much for inviting me.

1:21:161:21:21

# I got a feeling

1:21:211:21:24

# That tonight's going to be a good night

1:21:251:21:29

# That tonight's going to be a good night

1:21:291:21:32

# That tonight's going to be a good, good night

1:21:321:21:37

# Tonight's the night

1:21:371:21:39

# Let's live it up

1:21:391:21:41

# I got my money

1:21:411:21:42

# Let's spend it up

1:21:421:21:44

# Hey, go out and smash it

1:21:441:21:47

# Like, oh, my God

1:21:471:21:49

# Jump off that sofa

1:21:491:21:50

# Let's get, get off

1:21:501:21:52

# I know that we'll have a ball

1:21:521:21:56

# If we get down and go out

1:21:561:21:57

# And just lose it all

1:21:571:21:59

# I feel stressed out

1:21:591:22:01

# I want to let it go

1:22:011:22:03

# Let's get way out, spaced out

1:22:031:22:05

# And losing all control

1:22:051:22:06

# Ch-ch-ch-ch

1:22:061:22:08

# Fill up my cup

1:22:081:22:09

# Mazel tov

1:22:091:22:10

# Look at her dancing

1:22:101:22:13

# Just take it off

1:22:131:22:15

# Let's paint the town

1:22:151:22:16

-# We'll shut it down... #

-Go, Sassy!

1:22:161:22:19

# Let's burn the roof

1:22:191:22:21

# And then we'll do it again

1:22:211:22:24

# Let's do it, let's do it

1:22:241:22:25

# Let's do it, let's do it

1:22:251:22:27

# And do it and do it

1:22:271:22:29

# Let's live it up and do it

1:22:291:22:30

# And do it

1:22:301:22:31

# And do it, do it, do it

1:22:311:22:33

# Let's do it, let's do it

1:22:331:22:34

# Let's do it, do it, do it, do it

1:22:341:22:37

# Here we come, here we go

1:22:371:22:39

# We got to rock, rock, rock

1:22:391:22:41

# Easy come, easy go

1:22:411:22:43

# Now we on top, top, top, top

1:22:431:22:44

# Feel the shot, body rock

1:22:441:22:47

# Rock and don't stop, stop, stop

1:22:471:22:48

# Round and round, up and down

1:22:481:22:51

# Around the clock

1:22:511:22:52

# Monday, Tuesday

1:22:521:22:54

# Wednesday and Thursday

1:22:541:22:56

# And Friday, Saturday

1:22:561:22:59

# To Sunday get, get, get, get, get

1:22:591:23:02

# Get with us, you know where we stay

1:23:021:23:03

# Party every day

1:23:031:23:04

# P-P-P-Party every day

1:23:041:23:07

# And I'm feeling, woo-hoo

1:23:071:23:11

# That tonight's going to be a good night

1:23:111:23:13

# That tonight's going to be

1:23:131:23:16

# A good night

1:23:161:23:18

# That tonight's going to be a good

1:23:181:23:20

# Good night

1:23:201:23:22

# I feel it, woo-hoo

1:23:221:23:26

# That tonight's going to be

1:23:261:23:28

# A good night, that tonight's

1:23:281:23:30

# Going to be a good night

1:23:301:23:33

# That tonight's going to be

1:23:331:23:35

# A good, good night

1:23:351:23:37

# Woo-hoo! #

1:23:371:23:41

Finally!

1:23:411:23:42

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