Pixiepoplistic Part 2 ‹ Series 2

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Here's what went down last week.	0:57:02	0:57:03
Sadie got shortlisted to host a surprise celeb party on Poptastic TV	0:57:03	0:57:07
-for Pixie Lott! -Pixie Lott!	0:57:07	0:57:09
Aagh!	0:57:09	0:57:10
But she had to meet Daisy, the show's producer,	0:57:10	0:57:13
in the diner in order to compete to throw the par-tay!	0:57:13	0:57:16
-I'll breeze it cos I'm, like, Pixie's biggest fan. -OMLG!	0:57:16	0:57:20
It's in the bag!	0:57:20	0:57:21
MUSIC: "Boys and Girls" by Pixie Lott	0:57:21	0:57:24
Come on, why aren't you ready yet? My game's in ten.	0:57:26	0:57:29
Huh?	0:57:29	0:57:30
Unfortunately, it was clash o'clock,	0:57:30	0:57:33
cos at the same time, she had to go watch Taylor	0:57:33	0:57:36
in his boring baseball final.	0:57:36	0:57:38
-The biggest game of my career? -Taylor, that's on Saturday.	0:57:38	0:57:41
-OMLG, it's Saturday! -You can still come, right?	0:57:43	0:57:46
Give me five. I'll be right there.	0:57:46	0:57:47
Probleme grande.	0:57:47	0:57:49
Ouch! Pixie pain in my heart!	0:57:49	0:57:52
Oh, well, we have to do the right thing.	0:57:52	0:57:54
To Gaga with the right thing!	0:57:54	0:57:56
The only person who could replace Sadie	0:57:56	0:57:58
AND bag the Pixie party was the Deedster.	0:57:58	0:58:01
And you must be...	0:58:01	0:58:02
Sadie Jenkins?	0:58:02	0:58:04
Yah-huh, that's me. Dede!	0:58:04	0:58:07
I mean, Sadie.	0:58:07	0:58:09
Sassy J, the Jenkster.	0:58:09	0:58:10
And I just can't wait to tell you how much I love Goblin!	0:58:10	0:58:15
I mean, Pixie.	0:58:15	0:58:16
Unbelievably, Deeds pulled it off.	0:58:16	0:58:18
Sadie, you've got the gig.	0:58:18	0:58:21
-Yes! -No!	0:58:21	0:58:22
But when she headed back to the house to wait for Daisy and the TV crew...	0:58:22	0:58:26
Disaster!	0:58:26	0:58:28
She found out Keith was planning a lairy lad's night at the same time.	0:58:28	0:58:32
Rock music, rubbish DVDs, and enough pig-out pizza and tikka takeaway	0:58:32	0:58:37
to take down an entire tribe of burping, farting blokes.	0:58:37	0:58:42
Putting the Pixie Lott par-tay in serious peril.	0:58:42	0:58:45
Oh, my Lady Gaga!	0:58:45	0:58:47
And that's what you missed on Sadie J.	0:58:47	0:58:49
# Won't somebody tell me why	0:58:49	0:58:52
# I'm always surrounded by boys?	0:58:52	0:58:55
# Give me a break	0:58:55	0:58:57
# They got attitude, kind of cute	0:58:57	0:58:59
# But when they're in trouble Tricks are good	0:58:59	0:59:03
# To save the day, to save the day	0:59:03	0:59:04
# I'd love another girl Around the place	0:59:04	0:59:07
# Could you be her?	0:59:07	0:59:09
# Someone to back me up so I always	0:59:09	0:59:11
# Have the last word	0:59:11	0:59:12
# I guess it's hard To be the only girl	0:59:12	0:59:14
# In a boys' world	0:59:14	0:59:16
# Girl, girl	0:59:18	0:59:19
# In a boys' world...	0:59:19	0:59:21
# I know I'm strong because I've got a positive	0:59:21	0:59:24
# Mental attitude	0:59:24	0:59:25
# Understanding, kind of sensitive	0:59:25	0:59:28
# Don't want gratitude	0:59:28	0:59:30
# I just don't want to be The only girl	0:59:30	0:59:33
# In a boys' world. #	0:59:33	0:59:34
OK, stop!	0:59:36	0:59:38
What? Have you never had	0:59:38	0:59:40
a sausage margarita roll before?	0:59:40	0:59:42
Steve taught me how to do them.	0:59:42	0:59:43
It's not that!	0:59:43	0:59:45
Well, it is that. You don't understand,	0:59:45	0:59:48
I just spent two hours convincing that TV producer	0:59:48	0:59:51
that Sadie should have her surprise celeb party here tonight	0:59:51	0:59:55
and I've got to go home	0:59:55	0:59:56
and rewrite my astrophysics essay.	0:59:56	0:59:58
I don't have time to argue. You'll have to rearrange, Keith. End of.	0:59:58	1:00:02
No way. This is the only night	1:00:02	1:00:04
Johnny, Boggers, Deano and me are all free at the same time.	1:00:04	1:00:07
It took months to organise it.	1:00:07	1:00:09
I'm going to introduce the lads to the joys of...staying in.	1:00:09	1:00:13
Keith, a TV crew are going to be here any second	1:00:13	1:00:15
and if they find a load of lairy lads in the lounge,	1:00:15	1:00:18
Sadie's surprise party will be over before it even started.	1:00:18	1:00:23
Now put down those cheesy puffs	1:00:23	1:00:25
or I will be forced to call Steve in here.	1:00:25	1:00:27
He won't come. He's up at the Carlisle Capri Convention till late.	1:00:27	1:00:31
That's why he said I could have my lads' night, as long as	1:00:31	1:00:34
I make tea for everyone,	1:00:34	1:00:36
and...give Roger a bath...	1:00:36	1:00:38
Which reminds me, better get him out of that.	1:00:40	1:00:42
The boys are already on their way over.	1:00:42	1:00:44
But... But can't you stop them?	1:00:44	1:00:47
-No. -Fine!	1:00:47	1:00:49
Then I will.	1:00:49	1:00:50
Cos sometimes in life there are good reasons to be bad.	1:00:53	1:00:57
Are you, like, totally bonkerlicious?	1:00:58	1:01:01
-Bring it! -Consider it brung.	1:01:01	1:01:03
If you don't do this, I'll make sure	1:01:03	1:01:05
every nerd in school knows you couldn't spell "oscilloscope."	1:01:05	1:01:08
That's why you only got 99% in your physics test,	1:01:08	1:01:11
not because you ran out of time.	1:01:11	1:01:13
OK, Kitty-Cat, choose your weapon.	1:01:13	1:01:15
Because this old banger is officially getting trashed.	1:01:15	1:01:19
Now go for it!	1:01:19	1:01:21
HORRIFIED GASP	1:01:21	1:01:22
You'll have to take me down first!	1:01:22	1:01:25
-Duh! -I don't want to do this.	1:01:25	1:01:27
My dedication to the Bard is forcing my hand.	1:01:27	1:01:29
Yeah! Go, Kitty-Cat! Go, Kitty-Cat!	1:01:29	1:01:33
Don't try to say a word to Sass.	1:01:33	1:01:35
-Never mind her. Vat about... -Zip it!	1:01:35	1:01:38
Oh! You'd better be going cos the film starts in ten!	1:01:38	1:01:41
OK, bye-bye!	1:01:41	1:01:43
What? He's not going to need it in the cinema.	1:01:47	1:01:50
-Kit, shut it! -So did you split up Taylor Dum-Dum and Ashlii Simpleton?	1:01:50	1:01:54
You what?	1:01:56	1:01:58
Oh, um, bigmouth o'clock. Got to fly.	1:01:58	1:02:01
THEY SHRIEK	1:02:01	1:02:04
He'll be here in five, four,	1:02:04	1:02:06
three, two...	1:02:06	1:02:08
One.	1:02:08	1:02:10
Uh-oh. Busted o'clock. Must dash.	1:02:10	1:02:12
Trash or recycling?	1:02:15	1:02:17
Oh, my Gaga! That's it.	1:02:17	1:02:19
No-one takes advantage of my Kitty-Cat.	1:02:19	1:02:22
Unless they're me, obviously.	1:02:22	1:02:24
You tripped me!	1:02:33	1:02:35
Sass, have you gone totally bonkerlicious?	1:02:35	1:02:38
No, you have. She's not going to give you anything	1:02:38	1:02:40
if she gets into that band. It's all lies!	1:02:40	1:02:43
But how did Bobby even ring you? I've got your phone...	1:02:43	1:02:46
Oops.	1:02:46	1:02:48
Don't call me a disgrace! You're the disgrace!	1:02:48	1:02:50
I'll get Miss V to ban you coming here again! What's the problem?	1:02:50	1:02:54
There's a dirty plaster in my burger!	1:02:54	1:02:57
Chew on it.	1:02:57	1:03:00
This is low, Kitty-Cat.	1:03:00	1:03:02
And so underhanded of you to steal them away.	1:03:02	1:03:06
I demand an apology!	1:03:12	1:03:13
Demand all you like, dummy.	1:03:13	1:03:15
This sister don't know the meaning of sorry.	1:03:15	1:03:18
PLATES CLATTER	1:03:18	1:03:19
Too late. Nathan picked mine as the winner.	1:03:25	1:03:27
But Nathan hasn't even tried these.	1:03:27	1:03:29
-He's not going to, either. -Why not?	1:03:29	1:03:32
Sadie? Sadie!	1:03:37	1:03:39
Did you check the bag?	1:03:40	1:03:41
Yuh-huh. Empty!	1:03:41	1:03:43
-You weren't supposed to steal it! -I didn't! It got stuck.	1:03:43	1:03:47
And why does it say "Property of Miss V" on the side of it?	1:03:47	1:03:51
We've got to put it back before she finds out.	1:03:51	1:03:53
She's behind me, isn't she?	1:03:55	1:03:57
Vat are you playing at?	1:03:57	1:03:59
I'm sorry. It's just, I'm Bieber's biggest fan ever!	1:03:59	1:04:03
I only did this so he'd come here and I could meet him.	1:04:03	1:04:06
Heads like sieves? Insult me again	1:04:09	1:04:11
and our little secret won't stay secret for much longer.	1:04:11	1:04:15
Do you realise what I had to go through to get to this point?	1:04:15	1:04:18
I entered every Bieber competition in town!	1:04:18	1:04:21
I even stole HER identity just to get the Y considered for this gig!	1:04:21	1:04:25
And when that worked, I had to contend	1:04:25	1:04:27
with you two nearly ruining everything	1:04:27	1:04:30
with your lame lovers' tiff.	1:04:30	1:04:31
Then I had to make up that lie about that stupid mix tape	1:04:31	1:04:34
just to get you back together for Bieber.	1:04:34	1:04:36
And now you tell me he was never coming anyway!	1:04:36	1:04:39
Oops. Did I just say that all out loud?	1:04:40	1:04:43
Oh, no. They are mine.	1:04:43	1:04:45
Didn't Miss V tell you?	1:04:45	1:04:47
I always get extra fries on...	1:04:47	1:04:51
Extra Fries Friday.	1:04:51	1:04:53
-Seriously? -Uh-huh.	1:04:53	1:04:55
I'm so sorry for the mix-up.	1:04:55	1:04:57
You must remind me of these British idiosyncrasies, Mr Carter.	1:04:57	1:05:01
No. I couldn't.	1:05:01	1:05:03
Could I?	1:05:03	1:05:05
Zere is the vagon veel pizza with potato skins.	1:05:06	1:05:10
You certainly get a lot of extras on a Friday, Mr Carter.	1:05:10	1:05:14
Should wait and see what I get on a Saturday.	1:05:14	1:05:18
Like taking candy from a baby.	1:05:18	1:05:20
Actually, you forgot my candy.	1:05:22	1:05:24
Looks like your lying and cheating thing is working out for you.	1:05:24	1:05:28
Deeds, focus! I just lost one of my bestest BFFs here.	1:05:29	1:05:33
I have to show him Whitney's making a muppet out of him.	1:05:33	1:05:36
She's the bad guy, not me!	1:05:36	1:05:37
-Kit, this is serious. -Look,	1:05:37	1:05:39
I'm not coaching you for your Coco Locos audition, Sass.	1:05:39	1:05:43
Backstabbers don't cut it for the Kitty-Cat.	1:05:43	1:05:45
Then stop coaching her! She's so backstabby	1:05:45	1:05:48
she gives backstabbers a bad name.	1:05:48	1:05:50
SHE SHRIEKS	1:05:50	1:05:51
-No! -Way! Where's she gone?	1:05:51	1:05:54
Oh, my Gaga! This isn't happening!	1:05:54	1:05:57
Oh, boy, is Sadie going to regret the moment	1:05:57	1:05:59
she ever tried to make fools out of us.	1:05:59	1:06:01
Operation Terrify The Teenagers is a-go-go.	1:06:01	1:06:04
She's dealing with pros here.	1:06:04	1:06:06
'The tripwire activates the mustard guns.'	1:06:07	1:06:10
SHE WAILS	1:06:16	1:06:19
Nobody stops the Sasster.	1:06:19	1:06:21
Going somewhere?	1:06:25	1:06:26
I don't think so.	1:06:26	1:06:27
There you go, Mr Gulliver. One cracking Corsa.	1:06:28	1:06:32
Just a sec.	1:06:32	1:06:33
Oh, nice try, Sass.	1:06:35	1:06:37
You just got yourself an extra week's grounding.	1:06:37	1:06:40
-I don't think so. -OK, OK, I get it.	1:06:46	1:06:48
Nuclear code red alert.	1:06:48	1:06:49
What? Like you wouldn't have tried.	1:06:53	1:06:55
Right. Dog shampoo. Now all I have to do is... What're you playing at?	1:07:02	1:07:06
Look, Sadie entrusted me with ensuring her party goes ahead,	1:07:06	1:07:09
not yours, so that's what I'm doing.	1:07:09	1:07:12
DOORBELL RINGS	1:07:12	1:07:13
-But the lads are already here. -No, that will be Daisy and the TV crew.	1:07:13	1:07:18
Sorry, Keith, I cancelled Jonty, Boggers and Deano.	1:07:18	1:07:21
Cheers(!) That's three months of planning up the spout.	1:07:21	1:07:25
On the plus side, that's more food for me, Boxy, Spanner and Donkey.	1:07:25	1:07:28
They're always free.	1:07:28	1:07:30
# We are going to party! We are going to party!	1:07:30	1:07:35
THEY HUM THE CONGA	1:07:35	1:07:37
Oh, my Gaga!	1:07:37	1:07:40
Who are those guys?	1:07:42	1:07:43
Um...nobody!	1:07:43	1:07:46
They're just the window cleaners! I mean paperboys.	1:07:46	1:07:50
-But they said they were here for a lairy lads' night. -Really?	1:07:50	1:07:54
They said that? They must be mistaken.	1:07:54	1:07:57
All right, boys? Tuck in.	1:07:57	1:08:00
Why is nothing ever simple with you?	1:08:00	1:08:02
EXPLOSION	1:08:04	1:08:05
Woop! Woop!	1:08:06	1:08:07
Let's get this party started, boss.	1:08:07	1:08:09
So, anyway, where did you want to go on our date tonight?	1:08:09	1:08:13
PC Woods to DI Jenkins. This is not about you, it's about me.	1:08:15	1:08:19
-We've got to be on top of our game. -I am on top.	1:08:19	1:08:22
I'm over the top, in fact. I'm on it, boss.	1:08:22	1:08:25
All right.	1:08:25	1:08:27
What exactly was it you asked me to do again?	1:08:28	1:08:31
Out! Out! Out!	1:08:31	1:08:34
Boss, I need a name.	1:08:34	1:08:36
I can think of a few for you right now.	1:08:36	1:08:38
That fat bloke, lots of wives.	1:08:38	1:08:40
That's no way to talk about Mr Johnson.	1:08:40	1:08:43
-He's one of our best customers. -Not him! The king.	1:08:43	1:08:45
Harold X, Howard V...	1:08:45	1:08:47
Henry VIII.	1:08:47	1:08:49
-Brilliant. -Keith, why did you disappear like that?	1:08:49	1:08:53
Stevo was calling me. Needed a bit of help with this little beauty.	1:08:53	1:08:57
Ta-dah! Back together again.	1:08:59	1:09:02
In the shape of a car, you muppet.	1:09:02	1:09:04
Worth a try.	1:09:04	1:09:05
You were saying, your favourite king is?	1:09:05	1:09:07
-Oh, Henry VIII, obvs. -Really?	1:09:07	1:09:10
-I think he's a bit dull. -Well, his eight wives...	1:09:10	1:09:14
-Six. -..six wives didn't think so. -Debatable.	1:09:14	1:09:17
Not bad, eh?	1:09:18	1:09:20
Voice-activated, is it?	1:09:20	1:09:22
Oh, man!	1:09:22	1:09:24
I'll call you, OK? I am dying to get your thoughts on the Victorians.	1:09:25	1:09:30
-They're not a band, are they? -No.	1:09:32	1:09:35
-Read it and weep. -I don't believe it.	1:09:35	1:09:37
Believe it. This little baby is ready to roll again.	1:09:37	1:09:40
Ish.	1:09:40	1:09:42
Never underestimate the power of the Keith-meister.	1:09:42	1:09:46
-Cos he's actually a lot more in control than you think. -All right.	1:09:46	1:09:50
CRASH!	1:09:50	1:09:52
Oh!	1:09:53	1:09:54
All right, Steve?	1:09:54	1:09:55
-I've just come back from the park. -You don't say.	1:09:55	1:09:59
Oh!	1:09:59	1:10:00
KEITH!	1:10:01	1:10:03
Boss, it's not what you think, all right?	1:10:03	1:10:05
I think you're cooking your breakfast on Mrs Gilligan's engine.	1:10:05	1:10:08
OK, it is what you think.	1:10:08	1:10:11
But, see, I didn't want to disturb you in the kitchen.	1:10:11	1:10:14
-Cos I mean, this is your house and I don't live here. -Um, I think you do.	1:10:14	1:10:18
-You're living in the garage, aren't you? -No. What gave you that idea?	1:10:18	1:10:23
Your pants are drying on the air compressor.	1:10:23	1:10:25
Nothing works without my wings.	1:10:28	1:10:30
Ha! Sorry.	1:10:30	1:10:31
I've tried to man up, but I let myself down.	1:10:31	1:10:34
What, bit like that?	1:10:38	1:10:40
Where's my baby boy? Ah, there he is!	1:10:40	1:10:47
Ow!	1:10:47	1:10:48
Your nan goes to boxercise class?	1:10:48	1:10:51
No. She teaches it.	1:10:51	1:10:53
What you need to do is a little bit less...	1:10:54	1:10:58
and a little bit more of...	1:10:58	1:11:00
-Comprendez-vous? -All right, fine. Work it is.	1:11:00	1:11:05
-Oh, Keith! -Oh, Sam.	1:11:05	1:11:07
Oh, brother. See?	1:11:07	1:11:08
I told you it was worth stealing that dog.	1:11:08	1:11:10
-You stole Tinkle? -No.	1:11:10	1:11:11
Yes.	1:11:12	1:11:13
Voila.	1:11:13	1:11:16
Pie de chicken and mushroom.	1:11:16	1:11:19
-You wouldn't get this in a four-star restaurant. -No, you really wouldn't.	1:11:19	1:11:22
-Ah! -Sorry, that was full beam.	1:11:22	1:11:25
This is a disaster.	1:11:26	1:11:28
I have texted Nisha, Danielle, Tina, Carly, Kimberly,	1:11:28	1:11:32
Emma, Rachel, Ruby, Lindsay and Jodie,	1:11:32	1:11:35
but none of them have got back to me about being my plus one.	1:11:35	1:11:39
I don't understand why none of them have replied.	1:11:39	1:11:41
Duh! Cos you haven't pressed send, that's why.	1:11:41	1:11:44
Oh, you're right. Send.	1:11:44	1:11:47
OK, so now you sent the same message to all of them.	1:11:47	1:11:52
Good luck with that.	1:11:52	1:11:54
I don't need a plus one. I need a plus six.	1:11:54	1:11:57
In the presence of a master.	1:12:02	1:12:03
You've got a lot to learn, my son.	1:12:03	1:12:06
Don't do that.	1:12:06	1:12:07
Chillax, boss.	1:12:07	1:12:08
You say go to sleep on our invoices, I say horizontal paperwork.	1:12:08	1:12:12
There's a difference.	1:12:12	1:12:14
Oops. Forgot blanket.	1:12:14	1:12:18
Tamika, it's over. O-VAR.	1:12:19	1:12:23
-But.... -No buts. I'm sick of the kebabs you keep bringing me	1:12:23	1:12:27
and I hate pizza pig-outs and paintballing.	1:12:27	1:12:29
In fact, we've got nothing in common.	1:12:29	1:12:32
For your information, you muppet, I wasn't dating him.	1:12:32	1:12:36
You want to get your facts straight, mate.	1:12:36	1:12:38
I'm Tamika Taylor from Donna's Doners.	1:12:38	1:12:40
He's seeing Tamika LaToya from Donna's Doners.	1:12:40	1:12:43
-Ooh! -Brilliant.	1:12:43	1:12:45
Not brilliant. Keith, it's over. O-V-E-R, doofus.	1:12:45	1:12:51
THEME FROM "EASTENDERS" STARTS	1:12:51	1:12:54
Two Tomikas in one tiny kebab shop?	1:12:54	1:12:57
You would never credit that, would you?	1:12:57	1:13:00
Go on, admit it - I am smart, aren't I?	1:13:00	1:13:04
Fair point.	1:13:05	1:13:07
Keithy boy, I didn't come here to sit in with me nan.	1:13:07	1:13:10
You said we was larging it in your living room.	1:13:10	1:13:13
-Sorry, Deeds, duty calls. -No, but you...	1:13:13	1:13:16
-Now, who wants a piece of Hawaiian with chilli tikka topping? -Yeah!	1:13:16	1:13:21
-Washed down with a vat of cola. -Yeah! -Yeah!	1:13:21	1:13:23
-Followed by...Postman With A Grudge. -Whoa-ho!	1:13:23	1:13:28
And then ten rounds on Ninja Warlord Temple Of Terror!	1:13:28	1:13:33
Please! You have to go!	1:13:33	1:13:35
I've got an essay to rewrite	1:13:35	1:13:37
and Sadie's supposed to be throwing a surprise party for Pixie Lott!	1:13:37	1:13:43
What? THE Pixie Lott? The pop star?	1:13:43	1:13:46
No way, why didn't you say?	1:13:46	1:13:48
How was I supposed to know you'd know who she was? I didn't!	1:13:48	1:13:52
That is way cool.	1:13:52	1:13:54
I just thought it was for someone rubbish like McFly or One Direction.	1:13:54	1:13:58
More like No Direction!	1:13:58	1:13:59
-Are you sure? -When have I ever been wrong before?	1:14:00	1:14:04
OMLG! Emergency.	1:14:04	1:14:06
I'm going to get this production stopped... Ow.	1:14:06	1:14:09
You have to do something to get rid of Ashley as Juliet.	1:14:09	1:14:12
Put your back into it, Babcock. Not that way, that way!	1:14:12	1:14:15
And, if you don't, I'll take down that moosehead myself.	1:14:15	1:14:19
Ow!	1:14:19	1:14:21
Ow!	1:14:22	1:14:23
I know how that looks, but that was not intentional, I swear.	1:14:23	1:14:26
I don't need Dede's help for that.	1:14:26	1:14:29
Besides, the bespectacled one	1:14:29	1:14:30
is potholing in Powys for her geography coursework. Remember?	1:14:30	1:14:34
Aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh!	1:14:34	1:14:37
Man, that girl will do anything for an A*.	1:14:37	1:14:39
I seriously want to be there when the Deedlebug fails.	1:14:39	1:14:43
I'm not going to fail.	1:14:43	1:14:45
I never fail. I'm unable to fail. Now, give me the list.	1:14:45	1:14:48
I'm sorry, Mr Bartleby,	1:14:48	1:14:49
but there's absolutely no way we can service your Beemer.	1:14:49	1:14:52
Our repair pit doesn't meet EU regulations	1:14:52	1:14:55
for servicing foreign cars. Goodbye!	1:14:55	1:14:58
-Did you just turn business away? -Illegal business.	1:14:59	1:15:02
And I filed your tax returns.	1:15:02	1:15:04
You owe quite a hefty sum. Best pay it today.	1:15:04	1:15:07
-I don't believe it. -You're welcome!	1:15:07	1:15:09
Dede knows nothing about popular culture.	1:15:09	1:15:12
She thinks Chipmunk is a small furry animal.	1:15:12	1:15:14
When clearly he's a rapper.	1:15:14	1:15:16
There's this fantastic - and highly informative -	1:15:16	1:15:20
new documentary on the Hubble telescope.	1:15:20	1:15:22
Oh, come on, guys. It will be...Hubblicious.	1:15:22	1:15:26
You started it. I'm just trying to get this dialogue channel open.	1:15:27	1:15:31
Don't do that.	1:15:31	1:15:32
Oh, despicable!	1:15:32	1:15:35
As co-founder and president of the school Shakespeare Society,	1:15:35	1:15:38
I prohibit, nay, ban, nay, forbid...	1:15:38	1:15:40
Oh, I'm eating my cast!	1:15:40	1:15:43
Oh, look. There's one more you still haven't done!	1:15:43	1:15:49
Number 14. Go on a date with someone and kiss them?!	1:15:49	1:15:54
Oh, no. No way. The Deedster doesn't do that. The Dede no do-do.	1:15:54	1:15:59
Hello, homework fans.	1:15:59	1:16:01
Do you have trouble remembering all those exciting facts	1:16:01	1:16:04
from Tudor history?	1:16:04	1:16:06
You do? All you need is my Totally Terrific Tudor Timeline.	1:16:06	1:16:12
Oh, my living Gaga. Please say you haven't put this on the Internet.	1:16:18	1:16:23
-Oh, my Lady Gaga. -I know!	1:16:23	1:16:25
It's part of my campaign to ensure that I become the new Trog Face.	1:16:25	1:16:29
I was wondering...	1:16:29	1:16:30
if you'd like to go on a date with me.	1:16:30	1:16:33
I'm not THAT hideous, am I?!	1:16:36	1:16:38
Well, now you ask...	1:16:38	1:16:40
-Never going to happen. -Huh?	1:16:40	1:16:41
It's more likely you'll get hit by a bus that's been hit by a meteorite.	1:16:41	1:16:45
Even if you DID meet him at a gig,	1:16:45	1:16:47
it's likely that you'll have less than 7.4 seconds to impress him	1:16:47	1:16:51
on a crowd capacity of at least 66,000. It's a total no-go.	1:16:51	1:16:55
Not as important as this.	1:16:55	1:16:58
-I'm studying talking therapy on the iShrink ap. -Because?	1:16:58	1:17:01
Because you said I needed to work on my communication issue.	1:17:01	1:17:04
The thought of kissing him	1:17:04	1:17:07
doesn't make me feel physically sick any more.	1:17:07	1:17:10
He's right behind me, isn't he?	1:17:10	1:17:12
I expected more from you, Miss Baxter. This date is finished.	1:17:13	1:17:18
GLASS SMASHES	1:17:18	1:17:21
Getting rid of Keith might be a little more tricky than that, Steve.	1:17:21	1:17:24
Technically, he's been employed here too long to just simply be fired.	1:17:24	1:17:27
You'd need grounds for dismissal,	1:17:27	1:17:29
and it could end up in a costly tribunal.	1:17:29	1:17:32
That wasn't what I was going to say, but since we're on that track,	1:17:32	1:17:36
what if someone's only been working here for a few days, somebody like,	1:17:36	1:17:39
oh, I don't know, like you?	1:17:39	1:17:42
In that case, you could argue it was a trial period	1:17:42	1:17:45
and go for immediate sacking.	1:17:45	1:17:47
Great. Well, in that case, Dede, with respect, you're fired.	1:17:47	1:17:51
Yes, point taken. But this time, I'm right.	1:17:51	1:17:56
Brilliant. I love Pixie Lott.	1:17:56	1:17:58
Me too. She's, like, awesome with a side order of hot.	1:17:58	1:18:01
Of course we'll cancel if she's coming round.	1:18:01	1:18:04
As long as we get to meet her.	1:18:04	1:18:06
-I don't think so. -Have a picture with her? -It's the same thing.	1:18:06	1:18:09
-Get her autograph? -Done.	1:18:09	1:18:12
Now, please can you get going?	1:18:12	1:18:15
-All sorted? -Yeah. I was just saying that me and the boys will be off now.	1:18:15	1:18:20
Let you guys enjoy your Pixie Lott party in peace.	1:18:20	1:18:23
-Great. -I mean, we wouldn't want to mess anything up for Dede here.	1:18:23	1:18:27
Dede? That's Sadie.	1:18:27	1:18:30
No, this is Deeds. Deedlebug. The Deedster.	1:18:30	1:18:34
I can explain.	1:18:34	1:18:36
Sadie couldn't make it to the diner meeting, so I had to stand in...	1:18:36	1:18:41
-You're not the person I thought you were? -No. Well...ish.	1:18:41	1:18:46
I mean, kind of.	1:18:46	1:18:48
I gave you the job instead of Ashley when you're not even, well, you.	1:18:48	1:18:52
I'm sorry, but you've broken the rules, Sadie. I mean, Dede.	1:18:52	1:18:56
-Whoever you are, the party is off! -No, you don't understand.	1:18:56	1:19:00
Dede only did what she did to help Sadie, her...BFF.	1:19:00	1:19:04
I mean, is that really a crime?	1:19:04	1:19:06
She lied, cheated and stole someone's identity.	1:19:06	1:19:09
That does sound pretty bad.	1:19:09	1:19:10
There must be something we can do to change your mind, Daisy.	1:19:10	1:19:14
You'd have to sing and dance on that table to even get my attention.	1:19:14	1:19:19
# Every night I go	1:19:19	1:19:21
# Every night I go	1:19:21	1:19:23
# Sneaking out the door	1:19:23	1:19:26
# I lie a little more	1:19:26	1:19:29
# Baby, I'm helpless... #	1:19:29	1:19:32
Guys, I appreciate the gesture,	1:19:32	1:19:34
but do you seriously think that she's going to change her mind	1:19:34	1:19:38
and let Sadie throw her Pixie Lott party because of that?	1:19:38	1:19:41
Maybe.	1:19:41	1:19:43
Nuh-uh. That was hideous and totally rubbish.	1:19:43	1:19:49
In fact, it was a disaster.	1:19:49	1:19:52
-TING! -OMLG.	1:19:52	1:19:54
You'd be perfect for my other poptastic TV show,	1:19:54	1:19:58
Disco Dancing Disasters.	1:19:58	1:20:00
-Oh! -Well, if you let Sadie throw the Pixie Lott party, we're there.	1:20:00	1:20:06
Hmm.	1:20:06	1:20:07
So, how was the baseball game?	1:20:11	1:20:14
-Oh, I've got to improve on my catch, man. -Oh, whatevs.	1:20:14	1:20:17
He was great, faboosh, brilltastic. Now, quit with the chitchat.	1:20:17	1:20:21
Are we going Pixie popalistic tonight or what?	1:20:21	1:20:24
Sorry, Sass. Dede tried. She really did.	1:20:24	1:20:26
But luckily, I had Keith on hand to help!	1:20:26	1:20:31
No way!	1:20:36	1:20:39
This is a-to-the-mazing. Thanks, guys.	1:20:39	1:20:42
-What are BFFs for, right? -Right!	1:20:42	1:20:45
-But what about your essay? -Turns out Daisy's got a PhD in astrophysics.	1:20:45	1:20:50
She highlighted the hiccups in my anti-antimatter hypothesis.	1:20:50	1:20:53
A* here I come!	1:20:53	1:20:55
Actually, here comes a star.	1:20:55	1:20:57
Pixie Lott's arriving in five, four, three, two, one.	1:20:57	1:21:02
-SCREAMING -Oh, my God!	1:21:02	1:21:06
Hey, Sadie. I had the best time ever at your party. It absolutely rocked.	1:21:11	1:21:16
You guys really know how to dance. Thank you so much for inviting me.	1:21:16	1:21:21
# I got a feeling	1:21:21	1:21:24
# That tonight's going to be a good night	1:21:25	1:21:29
# That tonight's going to be a good night	1:21:29	1:21:32
# That tonight's going to be a good, good night	1:21:32	1:21:37
# Tonight's the night	1:21:37	1:21:39
# Let's live it up	1:21:39	1:21:41
# I got my money	1:21:41	1:21:42
# Let's spend it up	1:21:42	1:21:44
# Hey, go out and smash it	1:21:44	1:21:47
# Like, oh, my God	1:21:47	1:21:49
# Jump off that sofa	1:21:49	1:21:50
# Let's get, get off	1:21:50	1:21:52
# I know that we'll have a ball	1:21:52	1:21:56
# If we get down and go out	1:21:56	1:21:57
# And just lose it all	1:21:57	1:21:59
# I feel stressed out	1:21:59	1:22:01
# I want to let it go	1:22:01	1:22:03
# Let's get way out, spaced out	1:22:03	1:22:05
# And losing all control	1:22:05	1:22:06
# Ch-ch-ch-ch	1:22:06	1:22:08
# Fill up my cup	1:22:08	1:22:09
# Mazel tov	1:22:09	1:22:10
# Look at her dancing	1:22:10	1:22:13
# Just take it off	1:22:13	1:22:15
# Let's paint the town	1:22:15	1:22:16
-# We'll shut it down... # -Go, Sassy!	1:22:16	1:22:19
# Let's burn the roof	1:22:19	1:22:21
# And then we'll do it again	1:22:21	1:22:24
# Let's do it, let's do it	1:22:24	1:22:25
# Let's do it, let's do it	1:22:25	1:22:27
# And do it and do it	1:22:27	1:22:29
# Let's live it up and do it	1:22:29	1:22:30
# And do it	1:22:30	1:22:31
# And do it, do it, do it	1:22:31	1:22:33
# Let's do it, let's do it	1:22:33	1:22:34
# Let's do it, do it, do it, do it	1:22:34	1:22:37
# Here we come, here we go	1:22:37	1:22:39
# We got to rock, rock, rock	1:22:39	1:22:41
# Easy come, easy go	1:22:41	1:22:43
# Now we on top, top, top, top	1:22:43	1:22:44
# Feel the shot, body rock	1:22:44	1:22:47
# Rock and don't stop, stop, stop	1:22:47	1:22:48
# Round and round, up and down	1:22:48	1:22:51
# Around the clock	1:22:51	1:22:52
# Monday, Tuesday	1:22:52	1:22:54
# Wednesday and Thursday	1:22:54	1:22:56
# And Friday, Saturday	1:22:56	1:22:59
# To Sunday get, get, get, get, get	1:22:59	1:23:02
# Get with us, you know where we stay	1:23:02	1:23:03
# Party every day	1:23:03	1:23:04
# P-P-P-Party every day	1:23:04	1:23:07
# And I'm feeling, woo-hoo	1:23:07	1:23:11
# That tonight's going to be a good night	1:23:11	1:23:13
# That tonight's going to be	1:23:13	1:23:16
# A good night	1:23:16	1:23:18
# That tonight's going to be a good	1:23:18	1:23:20
# Good night	1:23:20	1:23:22
# I feel it, woo-hoo	1:23:22	1:23:26
# That tonight's going to be	1:23:26	1:23:28
# A good night, that tonight's	1:23:28	1:23:30
# Going to be a good night	1:23:30	1:23:33
# That tonight's going to be	1:23:33	1:23:35
# A good, good night	1:23:35	1:23:37
# Woo-hoo! #	1:23:37	1:23:41
Finally!	1:23:41	1:23:42
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