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Oh, this better be worth it, Sass.

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I was on my way to my acting appraisal...aaouch!

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It is worth it! In fact, it's beyond worth it.

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Guess who's going to be on

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Poptastic TV's Surprise Celeb Partay?

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-Oh my Lady Gaga! That is fantastalistic!

-I know!

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What is Poptastic Surprise Celeb Partay?

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Uh, duh!

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Where you throw a surprise party for your favourite celeb.

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They broadcast from your house so everyone can see

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how celebtastically connected you are.

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Last week Leylani from Leicester threw a foam party for Pharrell.

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So, who's your celeb?

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-Pixie Lott!

-HE SCREAMS

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I know! And it's all happening tonight.

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Pixie's on her way.

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All I have to do is beat the other girl on the shortlist.

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RECORD SCRATCH There's another girl?

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Oh, chillax! It's no biggie.

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I just have to meet the show's producer, Daisy,

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and prove to her I love Pixie more,

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and my party idea is way more perfect.

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I'll breeze it cos I'm Pixie's biggest fan.

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I know more about her than she knows herself.

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Like, her hair's naturally curly, not straight.

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Her favourite food is pineapple, and her real name's Victoria.

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-No way!

-Way!

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Oh, Mel G! It's in the bag.

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Nothing is going to stand in the way of us and that Pixie Lott partay!

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MUSIC: "All About Tonight" by Pixie Lott

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-RECORD SCRATCH

-Why aren't you ready?

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My game's in ten.

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BOTH: Huh?

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The baseball game against Browncone Buffaloes?

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Biggest game of my career?

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Duh, Taylor. That's on Saturday.

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Oh, Mel G! It's Saturday!

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You can still come, right? I mean, you're my lucky charm.

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Well, I'd love to, obvs, but it's completely impossible.

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I've got a Pixie Lott parta...

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Are you a total bongatron? Taylor's your new beau, your squeeze.

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You're Taydie now.

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You can't just flunk out on your first foray into girlfriend duties!

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Seriously? Do I really have to choose?

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-OK, fine! Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.

-SHE SIGHS

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Give me five. I'll be right there.

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Awesome! Thanks, S!

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Ouch! Pixie pain in my heart!

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Oh, well. At least I did the right thing.

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To Gaga with the right thing!

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There is no way I'm going to pass up the chance to meet Pixie.

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That is why moi is going to bag the gig for you.

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Nah-uh! Daisy the producer is expecting Sadie J,

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a 14-year-old girl.

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Face it, Kit. It's game over. I'll call Daisy and cancel.

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Wait!

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There is someone who can step in.

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She's totally wrong, and it'll probably all end up in tears...

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..but she's our last ticket to Pixie town.

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She? Who?

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MUSIC: "Love Is Like a Butterfly" by Dolly Parton

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Nooooooo!

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# Won't somebody tell me why

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# I'm always surrounded by boys?

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# Give me a break

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# They've got attitude, Kind of cute

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# But when they're in trouble Tricks are good

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# To save the day, to save the day

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# I'd love another girl Around the place

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# Could you be her?

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# Someone to back me up so I always

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# Have the last word

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# I guess it's hard To be the only girl

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# In a boys' world

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# Girl, girl

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# In a boys'...

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# I know I'm strong because I've got a positive

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# Mental attitude

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# Understanding, kind of sensitive

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# Don't want gratitude

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# I just don't wanna be The only girl

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# In a boys' world. #

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Look, as much as I'd love to, I can't.

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I just got an A-minus in my optional astrophysics module.

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Congratulations!

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Commiserations. I want an A-star.

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Luckily, because I got it in early, Mr Hogworthy said

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if I resubmit it tonight, he'll re-mark it in the morning.

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But Deeds, this is Sadie's chance to meet her fave celeb of all time.

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I thought Nicole Scherzinger was her fave celeb of all time.

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That's her fave US celeb of all time.

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But, Kit, I don't even know who this Pixie Lott is.

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That's why Sadie created you Pixie Lott party pack.

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To help you get the gig.

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Full of popalicious Pixie party ideas.

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Whatever you do, don't let Daisy see it.

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Technically, it's cheating.

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But you don't get it.

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I could never pass for a trendy girl like Sass.

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MUSIC: "Di Quella Pira" by Giuseppe Verdi

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-RECORD SCRATCH

-But...but, but...

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No more buts!

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The point is we have to do this for Sass.

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That's what BFFs are for.

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And she's our best BFF.

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BOTH: Go, Sassy! Go, Sassy! Go, Sassy!

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Go on, say it. You've got THE coolest BFF ever.

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-Are you ready to rumba?

-I was born ready!

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MUSIC: "Hello" by Martin Solveig and Dragonette

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Put down your rulebook and read my lips.

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-This little lot are Dede...

-Don't do it!

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.. Delicious!

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Can I just say I know this entire situation is simply...

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Remarkable! You've excelled yourself, Baxter.

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-I try my best!

-Does she ever!

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This girl here can turn her hand to anything, can't you?

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In fact, I'm amazed she isn't in pole position

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for that Deputy Head Girl role.

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-How unsubtle.

-Agreed!

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Dede, you're back in the running.

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Unsubtle works for me!

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-CAR HORN PLAYS WEDDING MARCH

-Ta-dah! I saved the wedding!

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-BOTH: After you wrecked the wedding.

-Details...

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Wait!

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Hi! Bieber! Diner! Popalicious! Brotastic!

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Who? You? Danny? Jake? Keith? Dad? Roger?

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It'll be bridesmaidamundo-tastically fabulicious.

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Glitzilicious, glam-tastic,

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and bursting with A-list Hollywood style.

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I've got a Debbie Old Banger that needs a bodacious makeover

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to get me into Bridesmaidamundo magazine.

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-Say what?

-THEY GROAN

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-Say what? Bieber's on the move?

-THEY SQUEAL

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Gaga, I'm good.

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You know what they say, if you can't Bieber 'em,

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-Join 'em!

-SHE SQUEALS

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CRASH!

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I am 100% behind you, because you are my best mate,

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and you deserve it.

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THEY SCREAM RECORD SCRATCH

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Who is this Bieber?

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And why is he coming to my Y?

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Only the best bopalicious boy to bop, ever!

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And when he comes to shoot his video here,

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it'll be goodbye Selena Goatface...

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-BOTH: Baaa!

-..Gomez, Hello, supercool Sassa J.

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We'd make the perfect power couple.

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THEY SCREAM WEDDING MARCH PLAYS

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She's our best BFF.

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I'm Kit's bezzie. His big BFF. I bet he's told you all about me.

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SHE SCREAMS

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-I want that tofu tamale! Oh!

-CRASH!

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I'm so going to blind him with my beauty, style,

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and grace...argh!

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Sadie. But you can call me Sass. The Sasster. Sassy J, Jassy Sassy.

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What am I saying?

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Oh, Mel G! Have you seen the Justin Bieber competition

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in Scandalicious magazine?

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HE SIGHS Are you handling this, or shall I?

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My pleasure.

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BLENDER WHIZZES

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I'll take that as a no.

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Didn't want to say I told you so. So I showed you so.

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OMLG, you did not throw the contest for me!

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Too right! That's what BFFs do.

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Friends again?

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BOTH: Yeah!

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Congratulations, you're the new Head Girl!

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Zingon blasters! I'm the new Head Girl!

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APPLAUSE

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Yes, but...I...this is outrageous!

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I don't know what to say!

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Say, "Thanks for realising what an idiot you've been, Sass.

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"And how lucky you are to have me."

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I love them almost as much as I love you.

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BOTH: Right back atcha!

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OK, fine. I will meet with this producer

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and do my best to get Sadie the gig.

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-Woo!

-As long as I am done by six,

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so I can rewrite my essay tonight.

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No problem! Nyet problema!

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Oh, acting appraisal o'clock! Bon luck!

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Hang on, Kit! I don't even know who this TV producer, Daisy, is!

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That'd be me. And you must be...

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..Sadie Jenkins?

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Ya-hah, that's me! Dede...

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.. I mean, Sadie! Sassy J. The Jenkster.

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And I just can't wait to tell you how much I love Goblin.

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I mean, Pixie!

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Now, can we get going? I'm in a bit of a tight deadline...

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We're waiting for the other girl on the shortlist.

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Other girl?

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-What other girl?

-Me, dummy!

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SIRENS BLARE

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OMLG! I'm toast! Ashlii never plays fair!

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CAR BRAKES SCREECH CRASH

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Please just tell me this is your friend?

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An overly-friendly friend?

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Sadie, this is my girlfriend, Ashlii.

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But I...

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But, nothing! Just take the shake, then take a hike.

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Taylor is totally off limits to losers like you.

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BTW, didn't you get the memo?

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Fashion's supposed to IMPROVE your appearance.

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OMLG! The poor guy is dating a monster!

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I've got to get rid of her.

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Sadie and Taylor are perfect together?

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Not on my turf!

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OK, Taylor. I think it's time we had The Chat.

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The Chat?

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-About getting back together.

-But you dumped me.

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Duh! We all make mistakes. So, are we back on, yeah?

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Uh... Don't think so.

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-In that case, please accept this as a goodbye present.

-Oh, thanks.

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-What is it?

-The dos and don'ts of acting, dummy.

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You're on stage in less than 24 hours and, believe me,

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you need all the help you can get.

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-Look, it's full of amazing tips.

-Oh, really?

-Oh, yeah.

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It says here that under no circumstances must you talk to

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or look at fellow cast members on the day of the show.

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-Why not?

-Bad luck, apparently.

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Like saying Macbeth instead of The Scottish Play.

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Oops! Sorry!

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I mean, you don't want to wreck the show, do you?

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-No!

-In that case, you'd better ignore everyone.

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And I mean EVERYONE.

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Have you seen Taylor Bell?

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He's about yay high, totally Bieberlicious.

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-Taylor! I bring good news!

-Don't talk to me!

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What's up with him?

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I wish you wouldn't be like that. It's SO not nice.

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I mean, how are you supposed to know he asked me to go back out with him?

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-Say what?

-Yeah, it's awesome, innit?

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But, just because he's made his choice,

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and it's not you,

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that's no excuse for being SO horrific.

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And, I mean, he might think you're a loser, desperado, nonentity...

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He said that?

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That was the edited version.

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CAMERA CLICKS

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I knew it! You're about as vegetarian as Ms V's wolfhound!

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Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me, Jenkster.

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Not!

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Ashlii, my darling. Do you know if Sadie J is here?

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Don't say anything! My dad will ground me!

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My silence comes at a price.

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-Ashlii, I'm waiting!

-OK, anything!

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-I'll do anything!

-That's more like it.

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Hmmm...Sadie J? Let me think...

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-Skinny, dishwater blonde?

-My hair is not the colour of dishwater!

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Compared to my mop of bodacious black, it is.

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Nope! Haven't seen that loser all day.

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She hasn't seen that loser all day.

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-Thanks, Ashlii. I owe you one.

-You certainly do.

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And you're going to pay...big time!

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Hey, Sass. Ready for your Lamefest?

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-I mean, Fright Night?

-Too right.

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One bad review, and it's all over the world

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that you're a social nonentity, slash, mega loser.

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Think you can handle the pressure?

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Totalistically.

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Handle The Pressure is my middle name.

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-I thought it was Blodwen.

-Shush!

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Be there, or be scared!

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I mean, and. Be there, AND be scared. See yas.

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Erm, I've come as a wicked witch.

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Yeah...stretch.

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-What are you doing?

-Oh, didn't I mention?

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Kalisha's decided to broadcast your Fright Night

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live on AAAAARGH.com.

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Uh...but, but, I, erm...

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Oh, don't be intimidated.

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Kalisha's only got 17,000 viewers, who will ping her their comments...

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-Great, erm...

-..and those 17,000

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have each got around 3,000 social network followers.

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Who have their own followers. In the thousands.

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I'm not good at maths, but I'm thinking there's going to be

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at least a million people who are going to see you

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FAIL miserably tonight.

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Oh, Mel G, Carly from Ipswich

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already says this Fright Night sucks.

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I know I do this all the time, but...

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SHE SCREAMS

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Sadie, this is Ashlii. Ashlii, Sadie.

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Er, no it's not.

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Say anything, and I'll... Tell Ms V you take her tips.

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-How did you know about that?

-I didn't. But now I do.

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Whatevs. I'm going to thrash you anyways.

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Not with my Pixie Lott party pack.

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It's full of everything I need to get the gig.

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Pixie pop facts, partay suggestions...

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..the lot!

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OK, so, who'd like to go first in telling me

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why they're the biggest Pixie Lott fan?

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Ashlii, you're up.

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Well, I'm easily the biggest Pixie fan.

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I know stuff about her that she doesn't know herself.

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Like her hair is naturally curly, not straight.

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Her fave food is pineapple, and her real name is Victoria.

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Well done! You really know your stuff!

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Sadie?

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Call yourself a fan? I know way more deets than that.

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Sadie?

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Erm...well, the thing is...

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..did you know that Pixie is, erm...

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..half French?

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With a twist of Cornish?

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And that she's only got, erm...

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..nine toes?

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I'm afraid that's not true. I've seen all ten.

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Ashlii, maybe you'd like to tell me

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what kind of party you'd throw for Pixie.

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Well, I'm thinking something really, really cool.

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Like a divalistic disco.

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-Oooh!

-With a Pixie hologram in every room,

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ice sculptures and a Pixie popalistic VIP chill out zone.

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Love it!

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Sadie?

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Well, I was thinking a...

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..jelly and ice cream party.

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With the letter P for Pixie in chocolate buttons on top, and...

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-RECORD SCRATCH

-..er...Twister?

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Why do I let you get me into these things, Sadie J?

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Give me Y, give me an E,

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give me a "Y-E-S"! What does that spell?

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Disaster! This is the stupidest idea you have ever come up with.

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Have you seen Sadie?

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I cannot believe she'd hijack such a serious campaign

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just to impress a boy. It won't work

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As president of the local Vegetarian And Pescetarian Club,

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I've tried everything to get a veggie dish on the diner menu.

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There is no way she's going to wreck our cause and the Club's reputation

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with any more inappropriate and frankly stupid schemes.

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Could you even breathe then?

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Do we know you?

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Um... Yeah.

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I'm Katie and this is my girl, Phoebe.

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We met at the cheerleading cheer-off last...

0:44:440:44:48

spring?

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We're thinking of joining your team.

0:44:490:44:52

-The Cha-Cha Cheerleaders, were you?

-Yes...?

0:44:520:44:55

Oh, wow, you were amazing that day!

0:44:550:44:59

That back flip star jump you did, oh, it was off the hook!

0:44:590:45:02

Thanks.

0:45:020:45:03

-You can do the triple flip.

-No, but I...

0:45:050:45:07

I'll take your bag, don't worry.

0:45:070:45:10

She's got my bag!

0:45:120:45:13

BOTH: Arrgghh!

0:45:190:45:21

-Well, at least we got what we came for.

-I did not come for whiplash!

0:45:250:45:30

Guess who's top of the list

0:45:300:45:31

to be my deputy? So, barring a bolt from the blue, I want you...

0:45:310:45:35

Boom shakalaka celebration shake,

0:45:350:45:37

cos I just got the last ticket in town.

0:45:370:45:41

Excuse me would have been nice!

0:45:410:45:43

That's what one normally does when one knocks a person over.

0:45:430:45:46

Excuse yourself, lady.

0:45:460:45:48

Who is this irritating personage?

0:45:480:45:50

Er, Dede's BFF, that's who.

0:45:500:45:53

And, if we're on the subject of irritating...

0:45:530:45:56

-Hello!

-What are you doing?

0:45:560:45:58

It's just a joke.

0:45:580:45:59

I'm so sorry, Megan.

0:45:590:46:01

My friend has a very unique sense of humour.

0:46:010:46:04

-So, back to this deputy stuff, you were saying you want...

-You know,

0:46:040:46:09

I think I might need another few days just to make up my mind.

0:46:090:46:12

-No, but...

-But nothing. A good deputy is a patient one.

0:46:120:46:15

It's all about the kind of person you are and the company you keep.

0:46:150:46:19

You just totally messed up my chances of being Deputy Head Girl.

0:46:210:46:24

She would have given me the gig if you hadn't been so rude to her.

0:46:240:46:28

Owww.

0:46:290:46:31

Owwww!

0:46:320:46:33

I know how that looks, but that was not intentional. I swear.

0:46:330:46:37

You're not all that.

0:46:370:46:39

# I'll put the pan on the plate and turn the heat up hot

0:46:390:46:41

# Cos the Sasster is cooking on gas! #

0:46:410:46:44

Honestly, I can't leave you alone for one second, can I?

0:46:440:46:47

Come quick, Deeds,

0:46:470:46:48

Professor Brian Cox is enjoying a share-a-shake

0:46:480:46:51

with Stephen Hawking in the diner.

0:46:510:46:54

-That wasn't strictly...

-True? I know. How stupid do you think I am?

0:46:540:46:58

I don't know which is more psychologically damaging,

0:46:580:47:00

watching Sadie make a total goon out of herself

0:47:000:47:02

or watching the Coca-locas watch Sadie make a total goon of herself.

0:47:020:47:06

LOUD CRASH

0:47:070:47:09

And that's only the start of the slow death of the planet.

0:47:090:47:12

Deeds, what are you doing? Sadie told us to scare her.

0:47:120:47:15

-And that information doesn't scare you?

-Here I am.

0:47:150:47:18

-Thanks for holding the fort for me, guys.

-You owe me hits.

0:47:180:47:21

I want more doughnuts.

0:47:210:47:22

OK, OK.

0:47:220:47:24

Right, ladies, fancy taking this fright night to the next level?

0:47:240:47:27

Scary crisps, anyone?

0:47:270:47:28

Er, what's scary about crisps?

0:47:280:47:31

-They're incredibly high in salt and fat.

-I know nothing about cupcakes.

0:47:310:47:35

Chilla-munga, my BFF Dede would love to help.

0:47:350:47:38

They don't call her Dede "The Baker" Baxter for nothing.

0:47:380:47:41

-But I've never made a cupcake in my entire life!

-Really?

0:47:410:47:45

But I thought you did a cookery course last year?

0:47:450:47:47

Yes, on how to make sushi!

0:47:470:47:50

Did you honestly think making a few cupcakes

0:47:500:47:53

-would get me back into Megan's good books?

-Well, I just thought...

0:47:530:47:56

No, you didn't think.

0:47:560:47:58

-That's why you just made everything a billion times worse, Sass.

-Nuh-uh.

0:47:580:48:02

I was just trying to prove what a good, kind and selfless friend I am.

0:48:020:48:06

-You can't throw me at the first hurdle.

-You threw yourself.

0:48:060:48:09

Oh, come on, Deeds. I'm on it this time, all over it in fact.

0:48:090:48:14

Just give me a chance. I promise this is going to work.

0:48:140:48:16

It has to, cos I have absolutely no alternative!

0:48:160:48:21

Well, I think I've heard more than enough to make my decision.

0:48:240:48:28

There's a clear winner here.

0:48:280:48:30

Wait. I promise you that if you let Sadie, which is me,

0:48:300:48:34

throw this party, she won't, I mean I won't let you down.

0:48:340:48:38

Nobody deserves to meet Pixie more and nobody would work harder

0:48:390:48:42

to make this party a success.

0:48:420:48:44

You might not think it from what I've said,

0:48:440:48:46

but I promise I'm telling you the truth.

0:48:460:48:48

You really need to go with your gut on this.

0:48:480:48:50

Because if you don't dare to leap...

0:48:500:48:52

You can never dare to fly.

0:48:520:48:54

-BOTH: What?!

-That's a Space Cargo quote.

0:48:540:48:57

Ya-ha. I'm like Captain Skylo's biggest fan!

0:48:570:49:01

Me too. It's my guilty pleasure.

0:49:010:49:04

TOGETHER: There's no place like space!

0:49:040:49:06

Grr, wheeze, mm-nyah!

0:49:070:49:10

That's right, President Tecargonian.

0:49:100:49:13

We certainly showed those Narzon death fighters

0:49:130:49:15

who indeed have the upper hand.

0:49:150:49:18

At-at-at-at!

0:49:180:49:19

Or should I say claw! Ha-ha-ha.

0:49:190:49:23

Claw! What's he like?!

0:49:270:49:30

And that, my fellow Space Cargonians,

0:49:320:49:35

was the first ever episode of the best sci-fi show

0:49:350:49:39

in televisual history.

0:49:390:49:41

-Argh!

-I can't believe you guys like the show too.

0:49:410:49:44

Sadie used to love it and then she went gaga over Gossip Girl.

0:49:440:49:49

It's so good to find somebody else to share the magic with.

0:49:490:49:52

The tears, the laughter, the camaraderie...

0:49:540:49:57

You guys have really mended a broken sci-fi heart.

0:49:570:50:00

-OK, who's up for ep two?

-Me!

0:50:000:50:03

I need the job cos I'm saving up to go to

0:50:030:50:05

the Fan Fanatic Syfy Auction.

0:50:050:50:07

There's a sock of Captain Skylo's I simply have to have.

0:50:070:50:10

At the moment, I can only afford the heel.

0:50:100:50:12

Every bonus gets me closer to those Skylo gloves.

0:50:120:50:15

-I thought they were socks.

-With the extra cash you're paying,

0:50:150:50:17

I'm on course to buy the whole outfit!

0:50:170:50:19

That's right, I'm going to be teaching you

0:50:190:50:22

how to speak in the mother tongue of the Space Cargons.

0:50:220:50:25

-Did you make that yourself?

-Guilty!

0:50:280:50:30

THEY SPEAK IN ALIEN LANGUAGE

0:50:310:50:34

There's no place like space.

0:50:390:50:42

Next group.

0:50:420:50:44

Zingon blasters, I can't believe this is happening!

0:50:440:50:48

I'm your number one fan!

0:50:480:50:49

Sorry I brought so much for you to sign.

0:50:560:50:58

First I was going to bring my Space Cargo annual,

0:50:580:51:00

but then I couldn't decide which year.

0:51:000:51:02

And then this Skylo sword seemed like an obvious choice.

0:51:020:51:05

But then the Narzog head was literally staring at me in the face.

0:51:050:51:08

So... I thought I'd bring everything.

0:51:080:51:12

Because if you don't dare to leap...

0:51:120:51:15

You can never learn to fly. Good call, cadet.

0:51:150:51:17

Ah, he called me a cadet!

0:51:170:51:20

You're so right, Captain.

0:51:200:51:22

It's kind of like that time when you tried to reverse

0:51:220:51:25

the polarity of the gluon flow to the titanium core.

0:51:250:51:27

Which reminds me, just how did you override the antimatter fail-safe?

0:51:270:51:32

You like Space Cargo?

0:51:320:51:34

-Me too!

-Yes.

-We are normal teenagers.

0:51:340:51:38

Exactly. Teenagers who know

0:51:380:51:40

where Captain Skylo gets his infinite power source.

0:51:400:51:43

The rock of Cargozinian!

0:51:430:51:44

THEY LAUGH

0:51:440:51:47

Bonkatron idea, I know, but you could bring the wedding to the car.

0:51:470:51:51

What?!

0:51:510:51:53

Of course!

0:51:530:51:55

A Space Cargo Captain is legally entitled

0:51:550:51:57

to perform a binding ceremony in any location in the multiverse.

0:51:570:52:01

Even in a garage!

0:52:010:52:04

Brilliant! Let's just do the show right here.

0:52:040:52:06

Wedding. I mean wedding.

0:52:060:52:08

Those whom the Space Cargonian fleet has joined together,

0:52:110:52:14

let no man, woman or alien being, humanoid or otherwise, put asunder.

0:52:140:52:18

You may now demonstrate your affection according to the protocols

0:52:180:52:22

of your species and culture, as I pronounce you husband and wife.

0:52:220:52:26

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:52:280:52:30

Homme Robert was amazing!

0:52:320:52:34

I could barely tell him and Skylo apart.

0:52:340:52:37

In fact, he's even devised his own anti-antimatter theory. Really.

0:52:370:52:42

-Really, really?

-Really, really, really.

0:52:420:52:45

You were in the Gavuns Hair commercial? No way!

0:52:450:52:48

Way! Do you remember the jingle?

0:52:480:52:51

# If you want to get some bounce, bounce, bounce

0:52:510:52:53

# In your buns, buns, buns Use Gavuns Hair. #

0:52:530:52:55

Will you stop, I can't take it any more!

0:52:550:52:58

Fine, you've made your point.

0:52:580:53:00

I should never have met my hero, OK?

0:53:000:53:02

He's nothing like Captain Skylo,

0:53:020:53:03

and I'm a complete idiot for thinking

0:53:030:53:06

he'd be anywhere near as inspirational,

0:53:060:53:08

dynamic or commanding as my idol.

0:53:080:53:11

But I thought you were my number one fan.

0:53:110:53:13

Not any more. You're not a space hero,

0:53:130:53:15

-you're just a bubble-brained actor.

-She has point.

0:53:150:53:18

I may not be a real Space Captain,

0:53:180:53:21

but even bubble-brained actors can be heroes.

0:53:210:53:23

Because if your heart is strong and true,

0:53:230:53:26

it will carry you to places you never even knew existed.

0:53:260:53:29

I have a high-speed moped outside.

0:53:290:53:31

So, navigator, if you care to plot a course, our mission is go!

0:53:310:53:35

Affirmative, Captain!

0:53:350:53:37

Captain Skylo is the only man for me. It's impossible!

0:53:390:53:43

Yowser!

0:53:440:53:45

I've never met anyone who likes Space Cargo as much as I do.

0:53:450:53:48

Me neither! Does this mean I get to party with Pixie?

0:53:480:53:51

As if.

0:53:510:53:53

I love Skylo but it'll be like way unfair of me

0:53:530:53:56

to favour you when Ashlii was the one who gave the better answers.

0:53:560:54:00

Congratulations, Ashlii. The Pixie party is in the bag!

0:54:000:54:04

Actually, it's out of the bag.

0:54:090:54:10

-What's this?

-Well, I... She...

0:54:100:54:12

Nobody likes a cheater, cheater, stinky feet-er.

0:54:120:54:16

I'm afraid I'm going to have to disqualify you.

0:54:160:54:18

-Sadie, you've got the gig.

-Yes!

-No!

0:54:180:54:22

Right, well I'm going to go get the camera crew.

0:54:220:54:25

See you at your house in 20 minutes to set up

0:54:250:54:28

and Pixie will be hitting the town in T minus two hours.

0:54:280:54:32

Brilliant! This is a...

0:54:320:54:34

Disaster!

0:54:340:54:36

Please tell me you are preparing for the surprise celeb party tonight.

0:54:360:54:41

What surprise celeb party? This is for my lairy lads night tonight.

0:54:410:54:46

Rock music, rubbish DVDs

0:54:470:54:49

and enough pig-out pizza and tikka takeaway to take down

0:54:490:54:53

an entire tribe of burping, farting blokes.

0:54:530:54:57

It's going to be wild, man.

0:54:570:54:58

I'm sorry, but you've broken the rules, Sadie. I mean Dede.

0:55:020:55:06

Whoever you are, the party is off.

0:55:060:55:08

# We are gonna party!

0:55:080:55:10

-BOYS CHEER

-Oh, my gaga!

0:55:100:55:12

She lied, cheated and stole someone's identity.

0:55:120:55:15

-I mean, is that really a crime?

-Please, you have to go!

0:55:150:55:19

-Who are those guys?

-Um, nobody...

0:55:200:55:24

Sadie's supposed to be throwing a surprise party for Pixie Lott!

0:55:240:55:28

-What?

-Waaaaa!

-Oi, cha!

0:55:280:55:31

OK, stop!

0:55:310:55:33

Are we going Pixie pop-alistic tonight or what?

0:55:330:55:36

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