Amelia Lily Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

On today's Big Friday Wind-up...

there's big surprises...

..Sam and Mark as you've never seen them before,

Amelia Lily and much, much more.

Run the titles!

That is impossible!

# Wind me up, put me down

# Start me off and watch me go

# It's easy once you Know how it's done

# You can't stop now It's already begun... #

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you

to two of the funniest men on television,

but I can't.

So, instead, here's Sam and Mark!

MUSIC: "Jump" by Van Halen

# Might as well jump... #

Woo-hoo!

CHEERING

Here we go, here we go!

-Oh, yeah!

-Yeah!

-Welcome to Friday.

-And welcome to the weekend.

-He's Sam...

-And he's Mark...

And we have no idea who this is.

LAUGHTER

-But we do know one thing you can expect...

-And that's the unexpected.

Yes, stay tuned to find out how two our viewers reacted when

Mark and I got right in their faces all day wearing strange disguises.

-Give us an "Ooh, arr!"

-Arr!

-Louder!

-Arr!

-Arr!

If you could invent a superpower, what would your superpower be?

Power to create turtles?

-It's a good 'un.

-It is and you do not want to miss

someone's dad being totally embarrassing.

-I tell you something else, it's one of your dads.

-Yeah!

And check this out. Today's guest is Amelia Lily!

CHEERING

-Looking totally celeb.

-Absolutely.

And somebody here will be asking... # Who let the dogs out?

# Who, who, who, who? #

Very good indeed. But first, it's time to reveal

some of the things our audience would prefer us not to.

There's nowhere to hide. We're coming to get you!

Thanking you very much.

It's walking with purpose, which means...

..that I am going to come to someone.

But who is it going to be? Will it be you? No.

Will it be you? No.

Will it be...

All right, Lucy, how you doing?

-Good.

-Good? Is this your mum?

-Yeah.

-What's her name?

-Emma.

-I know it's Emma.

-Yes, because she plays the music too loud, doesn't she?

-Yes.

Every time Will.i.am or Black Eyed Peas comes on TV,

she turns the volume up with a blast and it's really embarrassing

because the neighbours always complain.

The neighbours complain.

-So she actually plays music louder than you do?

-Yep.

-OK, I'm going to come over to Mum. Is this true?

-Yes.

-What's your favourite Will.i.am song?

-It's I've Got A Feeling.

Oh, it's a good tune. Still embarrassing, though.

Sam? Can you do any better?

I'll try my best, Mark. I really will.

How are you doing, mate, all right? Good. Good man.

I am actually going to come and speak to...

you, Rebecca and Hannah.

-Hello.

-You all right?

-Good, thanks.

-You all right?

-Yeah.

-Excellent. I believe this is your mum. Sue, yeah?

-It is.

-How you doing, Sue?

-I'm fine. How are you?

You're looking lovely today, may I say.

We've understood that your mummy's a little bit

-embarrassing to you.

-Yeah.

-Why is that?

Well, I think all kids here would agreed that their mum or dad

has at least one embarrassing outfit in their wardrobe.

But my mum seems to have a wardrobe full of them.

-Really? Is this true?

-Yeah.

For example, when were on holiday in the summer, my mum decided to

think it's a good idea to go out in

a leopard print top and Aztec pants.

Oh, no! Mum, is this true?

Yes. But I thought I looked all right.

-Have you still got that outfit?

-No, they've cut it up.

-Really?

I've got to say, I think you look lovely today

in that bright orange denim jacket.

Can be seen from space. Nice one, Sue. That is pretty embarrassing.

Mark, beat that.

I don't know if I can, Sam. I don't know if I can.

But I'll try my best.

Can I just get a little bit... all right, Robyn?

I'm not going past you. How you doing? You all right?

Yeah, fine, thanks.

Now, what possible reason could I have

to be standing here next to you right now?

-Err...

-Any idea?

-No.

-Embarrassing parent?

-Yeah...

-Who is it?

-Mostly my dad.

Mostly? Mostly Dad.

Well, it is actually about your dad.

We've heard that you find him rather embarrassing. Tell us why.

He likes comic books, doesn't he? And superheroes.

The Incredible Hulk.

-Oh, he's a big fan of The Incredible Hulk?

-Yes.

-Oh, right.

Tell us about the extent of his obsession.

He's got two boxes full of Incredible Hulk stuff.

Really?

She just said, "There's more than that."

We actually know that,

cos we've got a picture of him with a really nice T-shirt.

LAUGHTER

It doesn't say The Incredible Hulk, it says The Incredible Dad.

Now, where is your dad today, Robyn?

-I think he's at an auction with my grandad.

-Oh, is he?

OK. Well, your dad may not be here,

but I think the Hulk may be here.

ROARING

In fact, I think I can hear him now!

# What's that coming over the hill

# Is it a monster? Is it a monster?

# What's that coming over the hill

# Is it a monster? Is it a monster? #

HULK ROARS

SAM SCREAMS

HULK ROARS

# Is it a monster?

# Is it a monster?

# Is it a monster? #

HULK ROARS

Look at the guns on the Hulk, or, should I say, Stephen?

Give it up for Stephen, everybody!

CHEERING

I've got a question. Does he always dress like that?

-Yeah, mostly.

-Brilliant!

Robyn, now's your chance to get your own back on your dad.

Dad, you need to go and get yourself ready.

Robyn, come with me,

cos it's time to play Dad On A Wheel.

CHEERING

OK, now, Robyn's dad is backstage, being strapped to a wheel.

Let's hope they're strong enough restraints.

Yeah, we've managed to sort the doors out, as well.

It's costly, that. We're all feeling the pinch.

-OK, Robyn. Are you ready to see what we've done to your dad?

-Yeah.

Excellent. Audience, are you ready?

AUDIENCE: Yeah!

In that case, everyone please give it up for Dad On A Wheel.

MUSIC: "Turn Around" by Phats & Small

# Got to turn around

# Got to turn around... #

Hey!

-So, Dad, have we managed to strap the Hulk in nice and secure?

-Lovely.

-Excellent. That's good to know.

-Absolutely.

OK, here is the part of the show when we take sophistication

and technology and throw them right out the window.

It's Dad On A Wheel, the part of the show that features a dad on a wheel.

Hang on, hang on, hang on. It's not quite that simple,

because we also spin him on the wheel. Oh, yes.

Now, "Why do we spin him?" I hear you ask.

Because it's funny, all right?

There is another reason.

As you see, the wheel has three gold sections.

Now, if Dad lands on Dad, he'll win himself a prize.

AUDIENCE: Ooh!

-That would be nice.

-Definitely.

-Definitely.

But, audience, if he lands on Audience, you will win a prize!

CHEERING

And check this out.

If Dad lands on Star, then Robyn here wins a prize!

AUDIENCE: Ooh!

So, what that basically means is gold is good.

But red, on the other hand...

..is bad!

Actually, red isn't that bad, because

if Dad lands in the red section,

Robyn here gets to foam him!

CHEERING

Yeah, and I help you, so you're never going to miss.

-You're not going to miss. What do you think? Good?

-Yeah.

-Yeah!

-Yes, Dad. Are you ready?

-Was.

LAUGHTER

In that case, spin that dad and make him squeal! Come on, Sam...

AUDIENCE: Wind that wheel!

OK, here we go!

MUSIC: "Circle of Life" by Elton John and Tim Rice

Oh!

Oh!

DAD YELLS

CHEERING

I'll tell you when, Robyn.

-Would you believe it?

-Hold that.

-On the first spin!

-Get that.

OK, guys. The best of luck. He's saying no.

It serves you right, Dad! Serves you right.

In three, two, one...foam him!

ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

THEY LAUGH

Stop the foam! Stop the foaming.

I tell you what, Robyn's eager, isn't she? Off you go.

Hey, don't make him angry.

LAUGHTER

OK, Dad, are you ready for the next spin?

LAUGHTER

Sorry, mate. Here we go!

MUSIC: "Circle of Life" by Elton John and Tim Rice

Come on!

Whoa!

It's going again, it's going again!

Yes, yes, yes! Yes!

THEY LAUGH

CHEERING

-Oh!

-Oh!

It pains me to say this again, it really does.

You know what to do, you've done it once already. All right.

In three, two, one, go!

ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

APPLAUSE

MARK SINGS ALONG TO ELECTRIC GUITAR

OK! Turn it off.

OK, we've got one more spin left, Dad. Come on, will you?

SAM LAUGHS

-Try and get a prize!

-It's 100% polyester, this suit.

In three, two, one!

MUSIC: "Circle of Life" by Elton John and Tim Rice

Again, it's going again.

DAD YELLS

Ah!

LAUGHTER

Oh, no!

Wow.

We can do this all day.

LAUGHTER

OK, for the third and final time,

foam him!

ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

MARK SINGS ALONG TO ELECTRIC GUITAR

There is only steam left.

OK, so that means, at the end of Dad On A Wheel,

you didn't win any prizes and you got a right good foaming!

Three times, I can't believe it.

Thanks, guys. Have you had fun?

Yey!

-Robyn, have you had fun?

-Yeah!

-Fantastic.

Let's hear it for Robyn and her dad, everyone!

CHEERING

All right, I'm going to clean myself up,

cos over here we have today's special guest. It's Amelia Lily!

CHEERING DROWNS OUT SPEECH

Hello!

-How you doing?

-Hello!

Nice to see you, Amelia.

-Welcome to our show.

-How you doing?

Very good, thank you. How are you?

-I'm very well, thank you.

-Good.

-Let's get to the nitty-gritty.

What's it been like since X Factor?

A bit of a whirlwind, really.

Just been non-stop in the studio, getting the album done.

Literally, I feel like the luckiest girl in the world.

-I'm just having a blast.

-Are you in touch with Kelly Rowland?

-She was your mentor.

-I am, yes.

She rang me after the release of my first single.

Wow, that's pretty cool.

She was really proud of me

and she always said that she'll have my back.

I got to the know her really well on the show, amazing,

-cos it's Kelly Rowland.

-Any other famous people?

-Cos I love to pick up the names.

-He really does.

-Let's name-drop.

-We've got Kelly Rowland.

-That's one.

-Who have you met since the X Factor?

-I don't know.

-I'm still really good friends with Tulisa.

-Got that.

-Pick it up.

-Put it in your pocket.

-I'm still friends with Louis Walsh.

Louis Walsh, hey? Somebody's got to be.

LAUGHTER

I'm kidding, I love Louis Walsh. I love him.

Enough questions for us, cos we know

that our audience are itching to ask you some questions. Is it all right?

-Absolutely.

-Off you go.

Who's got a question for Amelia Lily?

-OK, right. What's your name?

-Nathan.

What is your question for Amelia Lily?

-Do you have a favourite song and what is it?

-Good question.

I like Pink's song Try. I'm a big fan of that song.

-It's really inspiring.

-How about you, Nathan?

What's your favourite song?

Well, my favourite one to sing is One Direction.

One Direction?

What a player. Yeah! Love that.

Thanks for your question. Who else has got one?

-What's your name?

-Olivia.

-What is your question for Amelia?

Who do you like best, Sam or Mark?

LAUGHTER

May I just say, Amelia,

you look beautiful today.

No, wait!

You can't get that in already!

Shut up, Mark. I can do what I want.

-I can't...

-So, Amelia...

LAUGHTER

-Wow.

-I can't...

-This is awkward.

I can't answer that. I'm torn between them. They're like a double act.

-They come as a pair.

-You can.

-I can't, I can't. I can't pick one.

-I'm sorry.

-Who's your favourite?

LAUGHTER

See! See! She answered the question.

Oh, yeah! This is going to say it all!

This is going to say it all!

Let's have a look.

LAUGHTER

-Good girl!

-Good question.

-Brilliant.

-Brilliant.

Amazing. I've got one final question for you, Amelia Lily.

What are you going to be performing for us a bit later on?

I'm going to be performing my second single,

Shut Up (And Give Me Whatever You've Got).

Excellent. Looking forward to it.

We'll see that at the end of the show.

-Give it up one more time for Amelia Lily.

-Thank you.

CHEERING

Thank you very much.

Great. Now, this show isn't called Wind-up for nothing. Oh, no.

To prove that, we want to meet some friends.

Everybody in the Wind-up audience, give it up for George and James!

CHEERING

Yes! Yes!

-How's it going, guys? You all right?

-Yeah.

-Awesome, yeah.

-Excellent. Enjoying the show?

-Yeah.

-Yeah, it's wicked.

-Lovely.

-Thank you for saying that.

-Thanks.

Lads, you may recognise us now, but we didn't look like this

-the last time you saw was, did we?

-No. No, actually.

Yeah, because Sam and I, we came to your home town, didn't we,

and followed you around all day,

-hoping that you wouldn't recognise us, didn't we?

-Yeah.

And, to make that harder for you, we wore an array of disguises.

Shall we see what happened when we played In Yer Face, guys?

-You up for that?

-AUDIENCE: Yeah!

Guys, if you do the honours, down camera number four.

BOTH: Run VT!

Another beautiful day in Bristol,

until we showed up!

MUSIC: Theme from "Magnum PI" by Mike Post

HORN HONKS

It's time for another game of...

SAM DOES DRUM ROLL ON CAR

-Stop that.

-Sorry. In Yer Face.

And we are about to get right in the face of these two.

I'm taking James...

And I'm taking George.

The aim of the game is

not to get recognised

and we've got costumes and cunning disguises to help.

Whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner.

But, if they uncover our true identity and make a

positive ID right in our faces, then it's game over.

Beekeeper.

Can the lads make convincing

beekeepers without being stung.

To bee or not to bee.

You get the idea. First up, Mark!

-Morning, Mark!

-Hello.

-You'll never guess what?

-Yeah.

-You've only got and lost your bees, you silly sausage.

-What?

You're going to knock on James' door,

you're going to tell him you've lost your bees and ask him

to give you a call if he

comes across any bees that look lost.

-And you're going to hand him one of your cards.

-Perfect.

Look at the confidence in him, striding up to the door.

DOORBELL RINGS

Excuse me, mate. I'm a local beekeeper in the area

and unfortunately I've lost a few of my bees,

so I was wondering if you see

any bees around, would you be able to ring this number?

Is that all right? I've just got a card here.

It's called None Of Your Bees-ness.

If you ring that number, then you'd be able to tell me

if you see any bees around, all right?

-Cool.

-Quick, leave. Leave!

-All right. Cheers, mate. Take care.

-Bye.

-Bye.

He had a cheeky grin on his face then.

-Well done.

-Thanks, mate. One-nil.

That means there's a lot of pressure on you.

-What accent you going to do?

-None of your bees-ness!

I do not bee-lieve it.

It's one-nil to Mark. Next up, Sam.

Oh, look at you, look at you.

-You think you're the bees' knees.

-Clever.

-Why don't you just buzz off?

-Good one.

Have some honey.

-That wasn't so good, that last one.

-Was that not good?

-No.

-No, OK.

Remember, if he says, "You're Sam from Sam and Mark,"

this is the quickest game in the history of quick games.

It's not going to happen and you know that.

You know, deep down inside, it won't happen.

-You trying to trash talk me?

-I'm trash talking you, big time.

Well, it's not working.

Isn't it? How about now?

-A little bit intimidating.

-Is it working now?

-Bit intimidating.

-Am I trash talking you big time?

-Yeah.

-I'm coming for you.

All right. Well, don't come for me. Go to George's house.

-All right.

-All right? Good luck.

I'm nervous for him.

Hello, I'm sorry to bother you, mate.

I am a beekeeper in the area

and I seem to have lost some of my bees.

Not all of them, just some of them.

If you happen to see any bees,

-would you mind getting in touch with my company?

-OK.

We're actually called None Of Your Bees-ness.

So, they usually fly in groups,

so if you see them, just give us a call.

Thank you, mate. Bye, have a good day, mate. Bye.

Man. He didn't have a clue.

APPLAUSE

-I'm going to win this.

-You're not.

Hey, who is your favourite character in Eastenders?

Ian Bee-ale!

LAUGHTER

No, no, no! Is it, is it, is it...

Bee-anca?

LAUGHTER

-I haven't got any more.

-I haven't, either.

With the scores one apiece,

let's move on to Round Two. Pirates.

Can these two swashbucklers

shiver the boys' timbers without getting recognised?

Ooh, arr! Who's a pretty boy? Certainly not Mark.

-Looking good.

-Thanks.

-What's your parrot called?

My parrot is called Felix.

Felix, brilliant. OK, here are the rules.

You are a pirate.

When James walks past, you have got to sing a pirate song that you

can make up and then, after, you've got to make James say, "Oooh, arr!"

Stop waving your sword. You broke your sword!

He's broke his sword!

SAM LAUGHS

You're the worst pirate ever.

I see him, Mark. Good luck.

Arr! To get past, you have to listen to my pirate song.

Come over here, me hearty!

Listen to me song.

# A pirate, pirate, pirate

# A pirate in the sea

# A pirate, pirate, pirate

# I'm happy as can be. #

Not the best song I've ever heard.

-You've got to say, "Ooh, arr!" Say "Ooh, arr!"

-Ooh, arr.

He got him to do it. Good.

Ooh, arr! I liked it, me hearties!

Off you go, see ya!

Hey-arr! Hey! Ha!

Well done.

APPLAUSE

Yeah!

Oh, yeah! Yes. Yes.

-Easy. In yer face, Sam Nixon.

-OK, whatever.

He didn't have a clue.

So, Mark leads two-one.

Next to walk the plank, Blackbeard himself, Sam.

-Well, hello there, Mr Johnny Depp.

-Hi there, Mark. How are you?

-I'm fine and dandy cos I'm two-one ahead.

-Yeah.

MARK LAUGHS

-Yeah, not for long.

-Well, we shall see.

Stop stroking your parrot, get your head in the game.

This parrot's better than Felix.

-No. What's the name of it?

-Ian.

-Ian the parrot?

-Yeah.

-Brilliant.

Here they come. I can see him.

-Ooh, arr!

-Ooh, arr!

I am a pirate searching for gold.

When I find it, you will be told.

-Ooh, arr!

-Ooh, arr!

-Louder!

-Arr!

Arr! What about that? Ooh, arr!

Ooh, arr!

MARK GROANS

On your way, matey!

Oh, man, he ain't got a clue.

-I'm in deep trouble.

-Ooh, arr!

APPLAUSE

What has happened to your beard?

-Listen.

-Look at it!

-Listen.

-Look at that?

-Has it come off?

-Yeah. Big time.

And he still didn't get me.

I am the king of this game.

So, that's two-all.

Back to you lot in t'studio.

CHEERING

Weird.

Lads, what did you think when you were walking past that pirate,

because you, in particular, James, looked scared of Mark.

What were you thinking?

I was feeling really stupid,

cos the guy right behind me

was staring at me like, "What?"

THEY LAUGH

And what about you, George?

I thought, "He's a bit weird."

It's been said before, yeah.

I thought he was sent from someone.

I thought it was actually a nightmare.

In the end, I was pinching myself, like "Wake up!"

Did you suspect anything, then, at the time?

No, actually. I just thought it was a bit weird.

Well, things were about to get a little weirder.

Yes, we were about to dress in spandex.

Oh.

Do you want to do the honours again, down camera number four?

BOTH: Run VT!

But will these two plonkers go from hero to zero?

First up, it's Mark.

-What are you doing?

-I'm flexing.

-Right.

Here's what will happen. James will come towards you.

You're a superhero, obviously, and you work for

a comic book shop and you're doing a survey on different superheroes.

You've got three questions. You need to ask him those questions

-and if you get past that, job's a good 'un.

-Easy.

Don't forget, if James says,

"You are Mark from Sam and Mark," it's over.

-He won't.

-Here he comes. Good luck, don't mess it up.

Excuse me. I don't suppose you could help me for a few minutes?

-Yeah, sure.

-Cool.

I work in a local superhero comic book store

and we're just doing a short questionnaire.

Who's your favourite superhero?

If there's such thing as TurtleMan I'll go with that.

Making up your own. I like that.

TurtleMan.

If you could invent a superpower, what would your superpower be?

He's got no idea.

-I'm sensing a theme, that you like turtles.

-Yes.

Power to create turtles.

Finally, what would your superhero name be?

I'm thinking it'll be a turtle-related one.

TurtleZilla.

TurtleZilla? That's great. That's a great one. OK.

Can't believe he's getting away with it.

All right, thanks. I'll put that in the records.

See you. Cool.

He's just got a mask on. This is ridiculous.

APPLAUSE

Ooh, hang about!

'He's coming back, he's coming back!'

SAM LAUGHS

This could be it! This could be it!

That's a good choice.

Are you Mark from Sam and Mark?

CHEERING

-I am indeed, mate.

-Yes!

-How you doing? Are you all right?

-Yeah.

Come here, mate.

I've been playing a little game

with you all day called In Yer Face.

But little do you know that your mate George has had him

doing exactly the same thing - Sam, over here.

Which means, Sam Nixon, you might win In Yer face.

It's looking good.

So, the scores remain two apiece.

Next up is super Sam.

You have to do exactly what I did with George.

What, get caught?

LAUGHTER

Yes, very good. Excellent banter.

-You are wearing spandex.

-I know.

-I think we're both losers on this one.

-That's true.

-We're both losers here.

-Good luck, mate.

-Thanks, mate.

Excuse me! Sorry.

-Hi, mate. How old are you? Do you mind me asking?

-Ten.

-Perfect. Do you mind if I ask some questions?

-Yeah.

-Brilliant.

Basically, I work in the comic book shop just over the road

and we're just doing some research on superheroes, basically.

-You into superheroes?

-Yes, I'm into comics.

-Brilliant.

-I like comic art, as well.

High-five. Nice one, perfect.

OK, so who's your favourite superhero?

-My favourite superhero is Green Lantern.

-Amazing.

Now, if you could invent your own superhero,

what superpower would you have?

I would probably have mind reading,

telepathy thing.

Mind reading. That's clever.

And what would your superhero's name be?

-Zylock.

-Zylock?

Zylock?

-Amazing. And do you think this area needs a new superhero?

-Yeah.

-Yes, I think it does.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

He's absolutely brilliant.

Would you have a sidekick?

I mean, I think duos are the way to go, really, aren't they?

Batman and Robin.

Batman and Robin. Ant and Dec.

LAUGHTER

All right, thank you very much. Nice to see you. Bye, mate.

Unbelievable.

APPLAUSE

Oh, man.

Do you know what my superpower should be?

-Winning this game.

-I am truly mortified.

He's coming back, though. He's coming back.

Excuse me?

It's just, sorry, you look like someone I know.

Really? Who's that?

Like...Sam from Sam and Mark.

That's interesting.

-George...

-Yeah?

I am Sam from Sam and Mark!

LAUGHTER

-Are you all right?

-Got him, got him, got him!

You remember this morning when a beekeeper knocked on your door?

-Was that you?

-That was me!

-Was that seriously you?

-That was me.

Also, do you remember this morning when you walked past a pirate?

-No way!

-That was me.

And obviously, it was me just then.

And, what you don't know is that Mark has been playing this

with your very good friend James.

Here he is right now. How you doing, mate?

That's impossible!

Lads, you have been playing In Yer Face today

and I am happy to say that because you...

-Oh, no, it's a draw, now, isn't it?

-It's a draw.

-No!

-You've not won!

-Oh, no!

-But I'm happy to take the draw. I'm happy to take the draw.

-Nice work.

-Well done.

High fives all round for that. That was awesome.

APPLAUSE

A diplomatic draw, then.

-A diplomatic draw.

-Yeah.

Lads, I couldn't believe that.

-You actually had no idea at all, all day.

-Exactly.

-No idea.

At the end, as well, when we were doing the superhero questionnaire,

-we were using our own voices and everything.

-Exactly!

What were you thinking?

I had...

I just didn't... If it was someone else, I would be like...

-Embarrassed.

-I would feel really stupid.

LAUGHTER

-Not as stupid as us two.

-Yeah, exactly.

-Guys, did you have fun?

-Yeah!

-Brilliant.

-I've got to say,

I think that was one of my favourite In Yer Faces...

-I'm glad to hear it.

-Good, you were awesome.

Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for George and James!

-Brilliant.

-Well done, lads!

Now, it's time for a few more wind-ups.

-Finger, get yourself over here!

-Come on!

CHEERING

Woo-hoo!

-Oh, yeah!

-Whoa, whoa! Hey!

-That's the move!

-Too much?

-Oh, no, never too much! Do it again!

-Oh!

Love it. Oh, Finger, go and find us someone,

someone extra special.

Go on, do your job, will you!

-Waving the finger, everybody! Waving the finger.

-Ooooh!

SAM AND MARK: # Who's it going to be? #

Could be coming for you.

# It may be you, it may be you It may be you

# It's not you! #

BOTH: It's not you!

Could be you, though!

Who's it going to be, who's it going to be?

Look at the nice faces!

BOTH: Oh!

Oh, yes, the finger has spoken.

-What's your name?

-Joy!

-Joy.

Oh! Are you overjoyed that the finger chose you?

Yes, very much!

-Yes!

-OK, well, get yourself down here.

It's time to play The Prize Surprise!

Round of applause.

APPLAUSE

-I like that, wahey!

-Hey!

-So, lovely Joy, have you any idea what's in store for you?

-No.

-No, OK.

-So, no Joy there then.

-Excellent. Excellent.

-Word banter.

We've heard that you're a massive fan of Hacker and Dodge.

-Is that right?

-Oh, yes, I am.

-Excellent.

-That's good to know.

-Who is your favourite? Hacker or Dodge?

-Oh, that's a hard one.

It is a tough one. They are both great.

I think Hacker cos he has his own TV show, Hacker Time.

That's true. You've got to have your own TV show these days.

-So, they are your favourite dogs, would you say?

-Yeah.

-Excellent.

Well, we've heard that you've got another favourite dog in your life.

-Who is that?

-Well, I have two dogs, Baxter and Bailey.

Would you ever swap your dog with Hacker and Dodge?

-No, never.

-Really?

Oh, OK, this is a little awkward.

Cos if we go direct to the CBBC studio now,

I think Chris is joined by someone very special.

Oh, no.

Hello, everybody, you're watching the CBBC channel

with Chris and Bailey.

Coming up, we've got lots of great shows like, go on,

tell them what we've got coming up.

LAUGHTER

Come on, Bailey, you're supposed to work with me here, mate.

OK, talk about the bins or Wigan or something, you know,

something funny.

LAUGHTER

They never thought this through, did they? It doesn't work.

And you've made a mess.

Hang on a minute. Hang on, I've just thought of something.

If Bailey is there with Chris, that can only mean...

You all right, cockers?

APPLAUSE

We've got to sort this out. It's Hacker and Dodge, everyone.

Come on, Joy.

You two.

-Are you Joy?

-Yeah. Over here.

Oh, Joy, that's my second favourite emotion. After melancholy.

Well, I guess if Bailey is with Chris, then these two,

they're yours, joy. What do you think of that? Good?

-I don't know.

-Fair comment.

Joy, Joy, can you take me down to the bins to find some fish heads?

Maybe.

Can you give me a back rub whilst we watch Holby City on catch up?

-And then you can...

-TOGETHER: take us walkies! Walkies!

This is annoying, this is annoying.

-Joy, what are you thinking about these guys?

-They are mad.

-Exactly.

-I thought you were called Joy, not Misery.

LAUGHTER

Pipe down, you.

-Pipe down, Hacker.

-OK, listen, Hacker and Dodge, the game is up.

We are going to have to swap you around, I'm afraid.

-Can you give us the key to the CBBC office, please?

-No.

If only it was as simple as that, Sam and/or Mark.

For we have put said key amidst this unexplained mud pit that

stands before your very eyes.

Hey, why is it even here?

And why is there a wall here? None of this makes any sense.

We are actually going to give you the chance to win your dog back

-and, more importantly, some prizes. Does that sound good?

-Yeah.

-Better.

OK, I thought it might.

Well, hidden in this mud pit are four golden bones.

Now, for each one you find, you win a prize.

But Hacker and Dodge have hidden a golden bone

with a key attached to it. That's the key to their CBBC office.

Find that and you can get Bailey back.

Joy, we have also left you a dog egg in there.

No, no, they haven't.

-Joy, are you up for the challenge?

-Yes, I am.

-That's great.

-If you'd like to put your gloves on.

-These are actually quite comfy.

-Are they? Lovely.

-That's one of the prizes.

-Best of luck, Joy.

You can get right in there in three, two, one. Get digging. Get in there.

MUSIC: "Who Let The Dogs Out?" by Baha Men

There is one, there is one.

Get in, get in.

There is another one. Well done.

# Who let the dogs out? #

Get in there, start digging.

Get over there, get over there. Get in there.

Keep going, keep going, keep going.

Dig a bit faster, dig a bit faster.

-You can do this, Joy.

-Come on.

Look somewhere else, look somewhere else.

You've got two so far. Yeah!

Keep going, keep going.

We've still not found the one with the key to the CBBC office.

KLAXON BLARES

-Time's up.

-Oh, man.

-Come over here. Are you all right?

-Take your gloves off. You're all right.

-Well done.

Let's see how many bones you've got.

We managed to get one, two, three bones.

Which means you have won yourself three prizes.

Let's go over to Chris and see exactly what you just won.

Well, Bailey, tell her what she's won.

This is really not going to work.

Joy, you have won a bunch of boy band goodies, all inside this bag.

It is hefty, I can assure you.

You have one of these rather snazzy shoes. Check it out.

-And, best of all, you have won this tablet.

-Oh, wow.

-Yeah!

-Bailey is so excited he's run off. Look at that.

-Bailey's off.

He's had enough of you, Chris, sorry, mate.

But, unfortunately, you didn't find the key.

So that means that Bailey has become the new face of CBBC.

We'll see you next week.

No, we can't have that, can we?

Audience, do you think we should let Joy have Bailey back, yeah?

ALL: Yes.

-I think so too.

-OK, that means the audience has spoken.

So, Joy, you need to now go and get your prizes

and go and get your dog, more importantly.

Wait there. She hasn't found the key so...

Well, I had a spare one in my pocket the whole time.

What a waste of time that was.

There's the key, off you go, Joy. Off you go.

APPLAUSE

Bye, Joy.

I think it's time that you guys went back to the CBBC office, all right?

No way, Smark! I'm enjoying my freedom.

Yeah, take me to the bins. Now!

I've got a good idea. I know what's going to get you away.

Check this out. Ready? OK? Get ready, get ready. Fetch!

As if that would work on anybody. No-one's that stupid, Sam.

-Here you go, mate.

-What are you...? Stop it, will you?

-Stop being so silly.

-Let's just get out of here, shall we?

Yeah, take the lift. BOTH: See you.

LIFT BELL DINGS

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

Thank goodness for that.

All right, and I believe, yes, we can cross now to the CBBC office

where Joy and Bailey have been reunited.

If I'm perfectly honest, you should just replace them anyway.

They're absolutely useless.

-Oh, Joy, hi, how are you doing?

-Hi.

-Pleasure to meet you.

-Pleased to meet you.

-Bailey there for you.

-Hello, come here.

-Joy, can you hear us?

-Yes, I can hear you.

-Excellent, have you enjoyed yourself?

-Yes, I have.

-Is it nice to be reunited with Bailey?

-Yeah.

-Brilliant.

Chris, are you sad to let Bailey go?

A little bit cos I don't really want the other two coming back.

-Sorry, mate. They're on their way back now.

-No, no, no.

-Don't let them up again. Please.

-Sorry, we need to get rid of them.

Haven't they been great sports? Ladies and gentlemen,

please, put your hands together for Chris, Bailey and Joy

and, of course, Hacker and Dodge as well.

APPLAUSE

But the surprises don't end there.

Here's what else is coming up on today's show.

In this electrifying show, the boys face the Truck Of Luck.

Watch out, there's a finger about.

And Amelia Lily performs.

APPLAUSE

OK, we have now come to the part of the show where

-we have no idea what to expect.

-What can we expect, Sam?

-No idea, mate.

It's time for us to bring on the Truck Of Luck.

MUSIC: "O Fortuna" by Carl Orff

OK. Now, other than Chimpy, there is something inside this vehicle

but Mark and I have no idea what.

-But, whatever it is, we just have to go with it.

-All right, Chimpy.

All right, here we go. Mystery guest, reveal yourself.

-Oh, no.

-Oh, what?

APPLAUSE

MUSIC: "Live While We're Young" by One Direction

# Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy till we see the sun

# I know we only met but let's pretend it's love

# And never, never, never stop for anyone

# Tonight let's get some

# And live while we're young. #

-Whoa!

-Whoa!

Wow!

APPLAUSE

-Marie, hello, how are you? Are you all right?

-Good, hi.

-Nice to see you.

-Hello.

The thing I'm most scared about, this challenge,

-is what we're going to be wearing.

-LAUGHTER

OK, so, what is the challenge then?

-Well, boys, today you're becoming cheerleaders.

-Oh, man.

I can't believe it.

-Do we have to use these pom-poms?

-Yeah, definitely.

-Oh, OK.

-Well, here we go then. We best get ourselves ready then.

-Absolutely.

But how do you lot think that we are going to do?

Right, studio audience, we are going to ask you to vote for

who you think will do this best or least worst.

If you get it right, there is a prize in it for you.

OK, now, you each got two cards - blue for me and pink for Mark.

So, please, make your decision. And raise your cards.

CHEERING

-I reckon 50-50.

-You think 50-50?

Yeah, cos I'm not going to count them all.

-Shall we go and get ready?

-Let's do that. But, while we do,

take a look at a bit more mischief we have been getting up to.

We started winding up our audience as soon as they arrived today.

Here is what happened.

Yes, take one fake photo booth and one rubber snake

and this is what you get.

-HISS!

-Argh!

-HISS!

-Ooh!

-HISS!

-Eek!

-HISS!

-Oh!

-HISS!

-Wah!

-HISS!

-Aaaaargh!

LAUGHTER

Oh, we are silly, aren't we?

Now, we are back with Marie and the cheerleaders

and it's our turn to perform, as you can see.

So, guys, what do we actually have to do?

You're going to do some motions, you're going to do some jumps

-and we are going to do a stunt at the end.

-A stunt?

-A stunt.

We are going to keep an eye on you and see who's the best

and who is going to win and give you a little bit of feedback as well.

-OK, that's nice. Constructive criticism.

-Or just criticism.

-We'll probably get that as well.

-Shall we get started then?

-Yeah.

OK, fantastic.

MUSIC: "Live While We're Young" by One Direction

# Yeah, we'll keep doing what we do

# Just pretending that we're cool

# So tonight

# Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy till we see the sun

# I know we only met but let's pretend it's love

# And never, never, never stop for anyone

# Tonight let's get some

# And live while we're young. #

CHEERING

-Are you all right?

-She's all right.

-Points deducted for that, surely.

No, no, no.

OK, so, Marie, it's all down to you now.

You are the official adjudicator. Who has won?

I think, definitely, you had some amazing facials.

-The girls said, I think, you were slightly off time.

-Right.

Maybe slightly more on time.

But when it came to stunts, I think Sam's were the best.

Our overall winner is Sam.

CHEERING

Never have I ever been so proud.

So, that means it's a win for me

and it's also a win for everyone who voted for me.

Well done, guys.

You get yourselves a no-expense- spared Big Friday Wind-Up toy

coming your way. Excellent stuff.

Thank you very much, once again, for Marie and the cheerleaders.

Thank you very much, girls.

CHEERING

-Amazing.

-Now, there are still more surprises to come

for members of our studio audience.

Before that, here's what the stars are saying about this

series of Big Friday Wind-Up. Five, six, seven, eight.

LAUGHTER

Everybody's talking about us.

When I heard these two guys have got a second series, I was like,

"Are you serious?"

The celebs love us.

I can't stand the guys.

-You didn't see their dance moves.

-Phew.

-Wind-Up.

-It's where it's at.

-I won't watch it.

-No.

APPLAUSE

Oh, yes. The finger is back.

It can't keep away, this finger.

Loves it. Don't you love it? Love it, absolutely love it.

He is back because he needs to single-handedly,

or fingeredly, choose two families to take part in our final game.

Who is going to be? I'll tell you something, Mark,

whoever it is, they will have the chance to win loads of goodies

including tonight's star prize - a dustpan and brush. I'm only joking.

-I'm only joking.

-Very kind, though.

-A games console. Oh, yeah.

-Hey!

-So, Finger Of Fun, find us some families, will you?

-Go!

# Who is it going to be?

# Who is it going to be?

# If you're family... #

It's not you!

# Who is it going to be? #

Ohhhhhh, oh!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The finger has made up its mind and our first family

are the Ferrer family.

CHEERING

They're from Kent.

OK, we've got our first family but who will they be competing against?

Come on, Finger. Off you go. One more time.

# Who is going to be?

-# Who is going to be?

-Wave, wave, wave, wave. #

Are you a family? It's not you.

Whoa! Oh!

It's the Jura family from Evesham.

APPLAUSE

Amazing.

OK, you lot, get yourself down here

because it's time to play Family Face-off.

Come on down, guys.

CHEERING

I reckon we should meet our two families properly.

Over here we've got Emma. How are you doing, you all right?

-Yeah, I'm fine, thank you.

-Enjoying the show?

-Yeah, it's great.

Could you introduce the rest of your team, please?

This is my dad. And this is Hannah, my best friend.

-How you doing, you all right?

-Fine, thank you.

-Fantastic.

-Over here we have Alistair. All right, Alistair?

-Yeah.

-Enjoying the show?

-Yeah.

-High five.

-What's been your favourite bit so far?

-Dad On The Wheel.

Yeah, it was good, that bit, wasn't it?

Go on then, introduce the rest of the team. Who have we got here?

-This is my dad.

-Hi.

-Dave.

-Dave, lovely.

-This is my sister and she is called Amy.

-Excellent.

-It's lovely to have you here.

-Right, let's get things going, shall we?

-Team Mark, are we ready, yeah?

-Yes, we are ready.

Team Sam, are we ready?

-Yeah.

-In that case, what are we waiting for?

It's time for round one - The Underpants Of Chaos.

CHEERING

I know what you're thinking.

You're thinking, "These suits are in need of some jazzing up."

Well, voila.

LAUGHTER

Now, you may think that's weird.

But, I'll tell you something, these underpants get weirder

because they are actually...

BOTH: Electrified!

-I know what you're going to say.

-We need proof, don't we?

-Yeah.

Let's test them. The powers that be, let's see if they're working.

THEY SCREAM

Yes, they're working.

-They are working.

-Stop it, powers that be.

OK, so here is how the game works. This is Team Sam.

And this is Team Mark.

Each team will tell us an interesting fact about themselves.

And after that, the other team must press one of the buttons

in front of them to show if they think the fact is true or false.

Here is the kicker, people -

if my team are right then Mark will get the shock.

But if my team are wrong, I will get the shock.

Let's play. Team Sam, could you, please, give us your fact?

One of us has performed with Jools Holland.

-Wow.

-Interesting.

OK, so, Mark's team, do you think that fact is true or false?

You have time to deliberate, starting now.

THEY CONFER

-OK, guys.

-KLAXON BLARES

-What are you going for, true or false?

-True.

True. OK, so if you're right, I will get the shock.

But if you're wrong, your teammate Mark will get the shock.

Are you feeling confident? OK, in that case, press your true button

in three, two, one.

Aaargh!

Oh!

-So it was true. Is that true?

-It's true, it's true.

-Really?

-Tell us more.

-There was a charity concert at school

and Jools Holland was the guest of honour

and he came out and played a number with us.

Wow, that is really good.

APPLAUSE

What a legend. That really cool. Nice work.

OK, so now it's over to Team Mark. It's your turn to give us your fact.

One of us can do the worm.

OK. Right, Team Sam, what do you think?

Do you think it's true or false? Your time starts now.

Have a little bit of a conflab.

And, please, get it wrong because I quite like seeing Sam do that.

KLAXON BLARES

-OK, time is up. What are you going for?

-True.

-You are going for true.

OK, in three, two, one, press the true button.

Aaargh!

Yeah!

-Nice work.

-OK, so it was true. Who can do the worm?

-Hannah.

-Hannah, do you want to demo?

-Yeah.

Come on, give us a demo, right out here. Give yourself enough space.

-All right.

-Here we go.

-She's going to do it.

-Here we go, here we go.

Yeah, yeah, look at that.

CHEERING

Hannah, I know I got buzzed but that was cool.

That was worthy of a high five.

OK, so, at the end of that round, the scores are one each.

Interesting. But now it's time for round number two.

APPLAUSE

For this round, we are setting you guys a very special challenge

revolving around three members of our lovely studio audience.

Look at those fine examples of facial hair.

But all is not as it seems because only one of them

has a real moustache.

What we want you to do is tell us who's moustache is real.

Is it A - moustastic,

B - Mustapha

-or C -you

-must

-be having a joke?

Right, guys, your time starts now.

Have a good look, guys. Who has got the real 'tache?

It is a difficult one. You haven't got long.

KLAXON BLARES

OK, time is up. Write down what you think the answer is.

-OK, so, Team Sam, what have you gone with?

-We have gone for B.

You've gone with B. Team Mark, what have you gone for?

-We have also gone for B.

-OK.

So, let's see if this moustache is real.

Here we go.

Oh, it's not real.

It's not real.

OK, let's go over to B, the answer which you both said.

Interesting.

Is this a real moustache? Here we go.

It's not. Which means...

-Don't try and knock that one out.

-A...

Yeah, that's the real moustache.

Fantastic. So A was the real one.

APPLAUSE

Thank you very much to our three furry friends.

Thank you very much.

All right, this is very exciting because it is still one all.

-So we have to go to a tie-breaker question.

-Very tense indeed.

Now, here we go.

Before the show, we asked each member of our studio audience

if they had ever gone a whole day without brushing their teeth.

Not something we recommend, here at the BBC.

Now, guys, what percentage do you think said yes?

Your time starts now.

Anyone got smelly teeth?

KLAXON BLARES

OK, guys, time is up. We need you to write down a percentage.

My team, what percentage are you going for?

-We've got 60%.

-60%, OK.

My team, what have you gone for?

-65%.

-Interesting. I can reveal...

Oh, this is close.

..that the percentage of our studio audience who admitted

to not brushing their teeth is...

We are going to find out after the break. Only kidding.

-I'm only kidding.

-Silly.

-I'm only kidding, we don't have a break.

It's 56%.

Which means my team are the closest,

which means you guys are going through to the final round.

Off you go and get yourselves ready. High five. Well done, guys.

Commiserations. It's all right, mate.

-Team Mark, you've been fantastic. Have you enjoyed yourselves?

-Yeah.

Fantastic. Give it up one more time for Team Mark. Well done.

APPLAUSE

All right, let's take this steam train home.

Let's play Stuck On You.

CHEERING

Playing this game, we have Alistair and Dave. How are you feeling?

-Fantastic.

-Alistair?

-Nervous. I don't really want to get hit in the face.

-Don't worry about it.

-You'll be all right, mate, I promise you.

Here are the rules - the Wind-Up audience is armed

with hundreds of balls. Show us your balls.

CHEERING

Now, you two have got 20 seconds to run around

and catch as many of those balls using your sticky suits.

At the end of the game, we'll count up the balls

and see what prizes you qualified for.

20 balls or more, which is represented by

this yellow line here, will win you all these lovely board games.

AUDIENCE: Ooooh!

40 balls or more, which is represented by the blue line,

will get you all the board games

plus tickets to a theme park for all the family.

-AUDIENCE: Oooh!

-He likes that.

-He likes it.

You'll like this even more because 60 balls or more,

which is represented by this red line here,

you'll win the board games,

the theme park tickets plus tonight's star prize -

a games console.

AUDIENCE: Ooooh!

-But wait, that's not all, Mark.

-No?

-No.

There is one golden ball out there and if you manage to catch that,

you will get your hands on tonight's mystery prize.

-AUDIENCE: Ooooh!

-It's a mystery.

It is a mystery. No-one knows what it is because it is a mystery.

-Alistair and Dave, are you ready?

-We are ready.

Excellent, there is just one rule -

you can't use your hands to pick up any of the balls.

Right, OK, they are ready.

In that case, start the clock and, audience, let them have it.

Go, go, go!

Alistair, run over there.

Come on, lads!

KLAXON BLARES

OK, time is up, time is up. Come over here, lads. Here we go.

Are you all right, Alistair? Are you all right, mate?

He's just trying to get as many as he can. You come over here.

You come this side, Alistair.

Oh, I just dropped one. I'll put that one in. OK, dropped one.

Come on, we are doing well here. Really well.

APPLAUSE

Yes, we've got the board games. Fantastic.

Right, doing well.

-APPLAUSE

-Got the theme park tickets.

Hold on, hold on. Whereabouts are we?

Turn around, turn around.

That's it over here.

That's it, not bad at all. Well done.

CHEERING

You got over 40 of the balls, which means you get the board games

-and the theme park tickets. Congratulations.

-Well done.

-Lovely, thank you.

-You're happy about that, aren't you?

-Yeah.

-Good work.

-Well done.

-You all right, Amy?

Are you happy about that, going to a theme park? Lovely.

OK, well, it's almost time to wind up the show but not

before we've said thank you to everyone that we surprised tonight.

And, of course, a big thank you to Marie and the cheerleaders.

They were great, weren't they?

CHEERING

We shall see you next time but, before we go, playing us out,

it's the fantastic Amelia Lily. Take it away.

CHEERING

MUSIC: "Shut Up" by Amelia Lily

# Shut up and give me whatever you got

# Shut up and give me whatever you got

# I'm trying

# Oh, yes, my mind is playing tricks on me

# It's the same as it's always been

# Seeing things out the corner of my eye