Scouting For Girls Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

'Strap yourselves in and come and join the party!

'Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up is back with loads of new surprises.

'As well as old friends like Chimpy, they have the Pants Of Chaos!'

ZZZZZTTTT!

'And a lobster?! What's he doing here? Get out of the way!

'We've also got today's special guests, Scouting For Girls.

'Around every corner is a surprise for a member of our audience.

'It could be you! It could be you!

'And as for... It's that lobster again!

'Run the titles!!'

# Wind me up, put me down

# Start me off and watch me go

# It's easy! Once you know how it's done

# You can't stop now, it's already begun... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

'Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your hosts.

'They're cheeky, they're chirpy and, most of all, they're cheap!

'It's Sam and Maaaark!'

# The boys are back in town

# The boys are back in town

# I said the boys are back in town

# The boys are back in town

# The boys are back in town The boys are back in town

# The boys are back in town The boys are back in town... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-BOTH: It's Friday!

-Woah!

Brilliant!

-Ah! Good audience.

-Good audience.

This show's got more shocks in store than a pair of nylon underpants.

ZZZZZTTTT!

For example, tonight, someone here will see a member of their family

disgrace themselves in public, but they don't know it yet.

-And it could be anyone of you!

-AUDIENCE: Oooooh!

"Oooh" indeed! And we'll be seeing what happened

when we took our hidden cameras on the road to a...

# Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh! #

..Concert. That's a JLS concert, to you and me. Let's take a peek.

-Who's been eating my chocolates?

-Someone's been trying on my clothes.

Who smashed the vase?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Yeah!

-That happened!

-It really did! That is still to come.

But, remember, the first rule of Big Friday Wind-up is

no-one is safe, especially our studio audience.

-Oh, yes!

-AUDIENCE: Oooh!

-You lot have already been had today.

-You have got to be on your toes when Sam and Mark are in town, baby!

Because on their way into the studio, some of this lot went into the Wind-Up photo booth

to get their pictures taken. That's nice!

Well, you'd think so. But you had a little surprise, didn't you? Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah! Take a look at this.

'Take one fake photo booth,

'several members of our studio audience, a water pistol

'and this is what you get!'

Aagh!

-Aaagh!

-Aaagh!

Aaagh!

Aagh! Ugh!

Ooh, my...!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-We were spraying water in your face!

-Got 'em! Got 'em!

-Got you proper good there!

-But we haven't finished with you just yet.

-No!

-We know a few secrets about some of you and they're about to come out now!

-Let's do this thing!

OK. Look at all these scared faces.

I could be coming to talk to any one of you. You know how Wind-Up works.

-And I could be coming to speak to you, Liam! Hello, there. Are you all right?

-Yeah.

-And this is your mum, Janet?

-Yeah.

-Hiya, Janet.

-Hello. Nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you. Are you enjoying the show so far?

-Yeah.

-Excellent. Now we've heard that your mum is slightly embarrassing. Is that true?

-Yeah.

Now we've heard that when your friends come round and they step on the lawn, what happens?

She just shouts at them and then forces them to go out.

LAUGHTER

So they come to knock on your door, as soon as they step on the lawn, Janet's like, "Get out!"?

-Janet, what have you got to say for yourself?

-Don't stand on my grass.

-Well, there you go.

We've learnt a lesson there. Don't stand on Janet's grass. Mark, beat that!

I'll try me best. It's pretty difficult.

But you ought to see the most terrified faces in the world here.

OK. Let's see if I can do any better. Aw!

Let's have a look. Hello, Katie. How are you doing?

-Very well.

-Yeah? And is this your mum, Kim, is it?

-It is.

Now a little birdie tells me that Kim embarrasses you

by doing something with street dancers, is that correct?

-What does she do?

-She dances in the street.

-LAUGHTER

-What? Is this true?

-..Yeah!

LAUGHTER

What, you just get down with your bad self with the street dancers?

-I just can't help it. It's the rhythm.

-Yeah.

-Have you got any good moves that you could show us now?

-No.

Right. Erm... I'll dance with you. Come on, let's do some moves.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Just here. Just here. Look at poor Katie.

-She hates it, look. So what move are you going to show me?

-Erm...

-We'll just...

-Yeah, we're just putting out the vibe.

-Move our arms.

-Yeah. That's good enough for me. High five to that.

Sorry about that. Sam - could he do any better than that? I doubt it!

-Now I am going to speak to Jake. Hello, Jake.

-Hello.

LAUGHTER

-Now, Jake, I have heard that you have got a bit of an embarrassing dad. Is that true?

-Extremely.

-Is it true that he dresses up as a certain superhero?

-Yes.

-And what superhero is that?

-Spiderman.

-Spiderman!

Eh, that's not too embarrassing, is it?

We went to the cinema to watch Spiderman and he dared himself to go as Spiderman.

-And did he do it?

-Yes.

And there he is!

Oh, yeah!

Jakey, baby, chips 'n gravy, where is your dad today?

-He's at work.

-Actually...

-Ah!

-No, he is at work, actually.

We did try and get him into the studio but he was far too busy.

But we can go live to him at work right now! Jamie, are you there?

-Yes, I am.

-Yeah!

-Hi, Dad!

Now I understand you've got a message for Jake.

I just wanted to say sorry for all the times I've embarrassed you while wearing my Spiderman suit.

I've decided it's time to hang up the suit and promise you I'm not going to wear it ever again.

ALL: Aah!

-That was lovely. Jake, that felt pretty heart-felt that. What do you reckon?

-Yeah.

-Do you reckon he's going to stand by his word?

-Probably not.

-Probably not! Ah!

-Well, I hope he does.

-Hang on! Hang on a minute!

Who's that down there?

Oh, no! It's CBBC super-villain Dr Inconceivable

and he appears to have stolen someone's most treasured possession.

-Do you recognise it, Jake?

-That's my guitar!

-It's his guitar!

-Oh, no!

-There's only one man who can save us now!

-I'm on my way.

Yeeeaah!

# Spiderman, Spiderman

# Does whatever a spider can

# Spins a web, any size

# Catches thieves, just like flies

# Look out! Here comes the Spiderman!

CRUNCH!

BAM!

WALLOP!

CHEERING

THUMP!

# Hey there! There goes the Spiderman! #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

My hero!

Ah! My hero. Give it up for Spider Dad aka Jamie, everybody!

WILD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Jake, what do you think about that? Your dad's a hero.

-Well, I didn't expect that.

LAUGHTER

You are slightly embarrassed by that. You can get your own back,

because, Dad, you need to go and get yourself strapped in.

Jake, you come with me, because it's time to play Dad On A Wheel! Come on, Jake.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Now, Jake's dad is backstage just getting ready.

-Jake, are you ready to see what we've done to your dad?

-Yeah!

-Studio audience, are you ready to see what we've done to Jake's dad?

-ALL: Yeeees!

In that case, everybody, give it up for Dad On A Wheel!

# I need a hero

# I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night

# He's got to be strong... #

Hi, Dad!

All right, mate?

Yeah!

-You look awesome. Are you all right?

-Fantastic, yeah.

-Brilliant.

Oh, that might change!

"So how on earth do you play Dad On A Wheel?" I hear you ask.

Well, it's really quite simple. We've got a dad and a wheel, and he's on it.

-Thank you very much for that useful information, Mark.

-Cheers, mate.

As you can see, the wheel has three gold sections.

Now, if Dad lands on "Dad", he'll win himself a prize!

CHEERING

Better still, if Dad lands on "Audience", every one of you will win a prize.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-I knew they'd like that.

-Even better still, if Dad lands on "Star",

-then Jake here will win a prize.

-Yes!

Yeah, get in! So I suppose, what we are trying to say is, gold is good.

Red, on the other hand...

..is BAD!

Well, actually, red isn't that bad either,

because if Dad lands on the red section, then Jake gets to foam him!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yes!

-Jake, are you ready?

-Yes.

-All right.

-Dad, are you ready?

-As I'll ever be.

Well, here we go then. Spin that dad and make him squeal. Come on, Sam...

ALL: Make that wheel reel!

-OK, here we go!

-# I'm spinning around

-# Move outta my way

-Where's it going to land?

-# Cos you like it like this... #

-Come on! Come on!

Come on! Wooooaah!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you, my friend. Would you believe it?

The first spin! Oh, Dad, you know what that means.

-I'll tell you when.

-In three, two, one...

-Foam him!

-Oh!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-OK, stop the foaming! Stop the foaming!

-But it's so much fun!

Come on. We got him good there. We got him GOOD!!

-Jamie, how are you feeling?

-Cold and wet.

-LAUGHTER

-We've got another spin. Here we go!

# I'm spinning around

# Move outta my way

# I know you're feeling me Cos you like it like this

# I'm breaking it down... #

"Audience"?

Yeeeaaah!

-Well done, audience.

-Nice work, Jamie.

You have just won our entire studio audience a prize. What is it?

A candy bracelet each!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Eh! I tell you what, we give out the best prizes, don't we?

It was going to be a holiday for everyone, but we thought you'd prefer the candy bracelet.

-OK, we've got one more spin. Are you ready, Jamie?

-Make it a good 'un.

# I'm spinning around

# Move outta my way

# I know you're feeling me Cos you like it like this

# I'm breaking it down... #

Yeaaah! Well done!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Nice work, mate. That means you've just won yourself a prize. Let's see what it is.

It's a prize that every dad wants, a travel mug!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

So at the end of Dad On A Wheel, you got foamed once, you won our entire studio audience a prize

and you won yourself a prize!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I can't believe we gave away a travel mug. Have you had fun?

-Yeah!

-You didn't win any prizes, but foamed your dad. That's got to be good.

-Good enough.

-Good enough! That's all I need to know.

Let's hear it, everyone, for Jake and Jamie. What great sports.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And a round of applause for today's special guests, Scouting For Girls!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Lads!

-How you doin'? You all right?

APPLAUSE CONTINUES

Love these boys! Whoo!

APPLAUSE CONTINUES

That was one of those awkward moments when you don't whether to go for a handshake or a hug.

So it ends up like... Aah!

Lads, always a pleasure to see you. How are you doin'?

-Really good. Thanks for having us on.

-Thank you for being on the show.

Now, we have to tell you, it's not just the studio audience we've been pranking today.

Look, they're laughing already. Here on Wind-up, not even the stars are safe.

When these guys arrived at their dressing room earlier,

we made sure there was a very special surprise waiting for them. Take a look at this.

-Is it straight ahead?

-Oh, I thought that was the loo.

AAAGGGGH!!

LAUGHTER

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

It's that Chimpy. He gets everywhere.

-He gets everywhere. You were particularly scared there.

-I jump at anything. I'm the worst.

Now, touring, you must come across loads of surprises and stuff. What's been the funniest surprise?

Generally, when you split your trousers on stage.

-You've split your trousers?

-And more than once?

-I've done it a couple of times.

-Really?

-We were playing Wembley Arena and I went up, got the crowd going.

I went up to get on to the grand piano and I split my trousers in front of 10,000 girls.

Lads, how did you come up with the name Scouting For Girls?

-We've wondered this for ages. Were any of you in the Scouts?

-We were. Me and Pete.

We met when we were five, when we were in the Cub Scouts.

When you're in the Scouts, the guy who invented it, Baden-Powell...

It was about 100 years ago. He wrote this book called Scouting For Boys.

That was the manual and it tells you how to like, spear fish and camp.

We thought, as a group of lads, that changing it to Scouting For Girls,

as in "looking for girls", was a funny sort of...

It's cheeky. I like it. What are you going to be singing later on? Can't wait.

We're going to be singing the first song from the album - Without You.

We'll be seeing that later, here's what else is coming up on the show. Scouting For Girls, everyone.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

'Still to come on Big Friday Wind-Up...

'A mum surprises her daughter by proving she'll do anything to be on TV.

'Three friends get wound up by JLS.

'And Sam and Mark get a surprise of their own.'

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Looks good, doesn't it, eh?

-Very good, man, very good indeed!

But, right now, let us introduce some friends of ours.

Everybody in the Wind-Up audience please give it up for Jess, Molly and Rebecca

and Jess's dad, Jamie!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Ah, how are you doing, girls?

-Good.

-Enjoying the show?

-Yeah.

-Excellent!

Is it true that you're massive fans of...

# Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh! #

-..JLS?

-Yes.

-That's true? Excellent.

We did actually about that and couldn't resist setting up a little prank using our hidden cameras.

Ho-ho! You know what's it like. Now we got Jess's dad to take you all to a JLS concert.

He told you that he had a "friend" working there as a security guard,

who would give you an exclusive backstage tour.

Now what did you think when he first told you about this?

-I was so excited.

-Really?

-Yes.

Obviously, you're massive JLS fans. How come your dad's never mentioned this man before

who he knows that works with JLS?

-I just went along with it, cos I wanted to go backstage.

-Well, that's good for us.

It was very easy for us, actually. Altogether, look at camera three and say, "Run VT!"

ALL: Run VT!

So there's our Wind-Up actor Barry.

He's pretending he works for JLS's security and he's got access to their entire backstage area.

-Are you all right?

-Cheers for sorting this out.

And there they are, our massive JLS fans - Jess, Molly and Rebecca, along with Jess's dad, Jamie.

He's in on the wind-up and he's pretending that he and Barry are old friends.

-You look like you've swallowed a rugby ball!

-Don't! I'm on a diet.

Right, I've got a surprise for you. Girls, you sit down.

Which one of you is a JLS fan? All three?!

I've got you access all areas tickets.

I think those faces mean that the girls are pretty excited.

So now Barry gets them to put on special backstage fleeces for security purposes.

They contain hidden microphones so we can hear everything they say. The girls don't know that.

Ladies and gentlemen, please standby. The tour is about to begin.

The JLS secret tour. This is exclusive to you. We don't do it for anybody else. Follow me.

Barry shows the girls the huge concert stage before taking them where no-one else gets to go.

It's JLS's dressing room. Actually, it's their fake dressing room. But the girls don't know that.

Sit down on the JLS sofa. This goes everywhere with them.

EXCITED SQUEALS

Eeeeeee!!

So welcome to our inner sanctum. What do you think?

-Ow!

-Eh? What was that, Jess?

-It's amazing.

Who's the biggest fan of the three of you. Why are you a fan of JLS?

-I just love them.

-But WHY?

-Cos their music is really cool.

-Right. That's a good answer.

-And they're fit!

-They're what?

-They're fit.

-They're fit?

-Yeah!

-I see.

-So what about you?

-Both.

-Both of them?

-Yeah.

Good songs and FIT!

-I see.

-Can we wear their clothes then?

-What?

- No! - So we look like JLS.

-Yeah.

-Haaaa!

-Now do you know what colour's whose?

-Yes.

-Which colour is Aston?

ALL: Blue.

-You're right. You can be... Who wants to be Aston?

-Me! Me!

-You can be Aston.

-Yeah!

-Who's green?

-Marvin.

-Well done. That was quick.

-I wasn't listening!

-Can you get it on over your jacket?

-Who's red?

-Oritse.

-Very good.

-JB.

-Yeah! That's obvious!

-Is he actually going to wear this?

-Yeah, tonight he will.

-Oh, my God!

-Don't tell them!

The girls actually think they're wearing the clothes that JLS will perform in tonight.

-So let's crank things up a notch. Anyone for some JLS pants?

-'Ere put them on.

LAUGHTER

I'm going to take a photograph of you.

I'm wearing Marvin's T-shirt! I'll probably get it sweaty.

Ah, the girls are falling for this hook, line and sinker. Brilliant!

Here, there's JB's. Now take a picture with your camera.

Come in the light. You can be the new JLS. Boy band acting!

We've got the girls looking pretty silly in what they think is JLS's underwear.

So now it's time to show them the band's pre-concert rituals, that we've, obviously, made up.

-Do you know what a "rider" is?

-No.

-It's a wish list.

Artists can have whatever you want in the dressing room.

If you were a big star, what would you want in your dressing room?

JLS.

LAUGHTER

-What would you want?

-Sweets.

-That's just what they want.

They eat chocolate like there's no tomorrow, but it's not any old chocolate.

It's made by a Swiss chef flown in specially for JLS.

Yeah, whatever you say, Barry!

Then they do their warm-up. Crazy guys. Have one of these. See if you can taste the difference.

Are you actually suggesting they eat JLS's chocolate?! Is that really a good idea, Barry?

'Ere, I haven't got one!

So they have their chocolate and then they do this. Do you know... # You make we wanna?

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

-# You make me wanna

-Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. #

-Do you know the moves?

-No. The whole...

-You go at the front, Jess.

-But I can't...

-You stand there. We're a boy band, right?

That's one pretty strange-looking boy band.

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! #

Check out those moves!

-# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

-She makes me wanna

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! #

Now they've mastered the moves, it's time for JLS's pre-gig warm-up routine.

It's totally fake, of course.

# You make me wanna bounce, bounce, bounce! Stop!

# You make me wanna Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

# You make me wanna Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh! #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I love the fact that you genuinely thought you were wearing JLS's clothes there.

-What were going through your mind?

-I was just overwhelmed.

-It was all quite a surreal experience.

-Yeah.

-I actually believed that they were their clothes.

-Good!

This is what we want!

-What about your strange dance moves?

-Yeah.

-Tell us about that.

-We got told it was their warm-up.

-Yes, you did get told that.

LAUGHTER

-And you believed it?

-Yes.

-What about you, Jess? You're the biggest JLS fan here, aren't you?

-Yes.

-Did you think they do that as a warm-up?

-I didn't know what to believe.

I was just so excited, I believed anything.

LAUGHTER

-We're horrible, aren't we?

-We really are.

-Horrible.

Now that dancing was pretty bad, but things were about to get worse,

-weren't they, girls?

-Yes.

Because Barry was about to bring out JLS's most prized possession. Yeah, you've guessed it - the JLS vase.

-Not the JLS vase!

-Yeah!

-No!

There's a story behind this. On the night they went to the X-Factor,

they were nervous, they didn't know what was going to happen.

And Aston's mum went out and bought them some flowers.

They didn't have a vase, so she found this vase. And they did so well that night, they came...?

-Second.

-Second. And then they made a record.

Aston just happened to have this in his bag when they made that record. And that record went to number...?

-One.

-One. So every concert they do, this has been in their dressing room.

It's now priceless to JLS.

So have a feel of that. Be careful with it.

-Very nice vase.

-Come and have a look at the other stuff.

The show's changed a little bit from last time.

Now just keep an eye on Dad. Remember, he's in on this.

SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH!

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

-Just tripped.

-Dear me! We'll have to get a dustpan and brush.

Don't go near it. You'll cut yourself. I'll be back in a minute.

- Did you really just do that? - I just tripped.

You've broken their precious vase! Oh, my God, Dad!

- I think I've broken my toe. - I feel so bad.

You should feel bad. You're wearing JLS's clothes, you've eaten their special chocolate

and now their precious vase is smashed and there's worse to come!

Erm...

Right. I've got some good news and some bad news.

The good news is that JLS are here and are going to come in here now. No, listen!

The trouble is, I don't have permission to be in here, Jamie.

I'm sorry! I've lied to you. I think we should hide.

Because if they come in here, I'm going to lose my job. So just hide, quick, quick!

Hide behind the table or something.

Don't make a noise! My job's on the line! Ssh, ssh! Please! I'm so sorry, Jamie!

Here come JLS and, remember, they're in on the wind-up, too.

That journey was so long, man. I'm so tired.

It's all good. Finally, innit?

Where's the chocolates at?

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

Who's been eating my chocolates?

Someone's been trying on my clothes!

Who smashed the vase?

Where's the security guard?

Someone's been in this room.

Come out, come out, wherever you are!

Listen, I'm not a security guard. I came in cos I saw these four people in here.

They've been trying your clothes on. The guy smashed your vase.

They're down here!

-Do you think that's funny?

-One of them's the daughter. I've got photographs of them.

-I've got photographic evidence that it was them!

-It's not fair!

-This is my favourite vase! And someone's taken all of our underwear!

-They're wearing it!

This has gone far enough.

We're only joking, guys! It's all a wind-up.

Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up. You guys have just been smarked.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

You all right?

-So who smashed my vase?

-That'll be me.

-Hello.

-Hello.

Are you all right?

OK, so we've just wound up these guys good and proper. It's back to Sam and Mark in the studio.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Bless you!

See your faces. You went, "Oooh!"

So when did you first realise something wasn't quite right?

-When my dad smashed the vase.

-Really?

-Yeah.

Jamie, high five for your acting, my friend, because that was awesome!

-When you've got it, you've got it.

-When you've got it, you've got it, indeed!

And, girls, what was it like coming face to face with your idols, JLS?

-Amazing.

-Amazing, yeah. Jess, you are the biggest fan. What did you think when you saw them in the flesh?

-I didn't know if it was real.

-..Hysterically.

-She what, sorry?

-Giggling hysterically.

-Really? Ah, well, it was amazing.

-We are when we see them!

Please, everybody, give it up for Rebecca, Jess, Molly and Jess's dad, Jamie.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

But we've done with you, because now we're going to find some more victims. I mean, sports!

Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you the Finger Of Fun!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Ah, look at him! I have missed you so much!

I like that. But look! Look! It's back!

Eh! Eh! No time for you to get sentimental, my friend, because this finger has got a job.

-Finger Of Fun, we need you to find us someone! Go!

-Go!

Oooh!

Oooh! Who's it going to be?

-BOTH: # Who's it going to be? #

-Is it going to be you? Is it going to be you?

It's not him!

Who is it going to be?

Ooooh! Is it going to be you?

It's not you! Who's it going to be?

-Who's it going to be?

-Ooooh!

It's going to... It's you!

Oh!

All right!

The Finger has spoken. Well, it's pointed.

-All right, so what is your name? What's your name?

-Colin.

Next to you?

LAUGHTER

-What's your name?

-Savannah.

Savannah, get yourself down here, because it's time to play The Prize Surprise!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Come on down!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-High five.

-Bring it. Yes!

-Nice to meet you, Savannah.

So...

Savannah, how are you feeling?

-Surprised.

-And, Colin, how are you? Are you all right, mate?

-Fine.

-Good. Fantastic. Now, you have no idea why you're here, do you?

-No.

-Well, Savannah, actually, it's about your mum, because...

-Oh!

LAUGHTER

Now, we've heard that she's a bit of an attention seeker.

-Would you agree with that?

-Uh-huh.

-And is it true that she makes home videos and stuff like that and puts them on the internet?

-Mm-hm.

-That must be really embarrassing. And it would be really embarrassing to show everybody, wouldn't it?

-No!

-Don't do that!

-Please, don't!

-I think we should. Are we going to see it?

AUDIENCE: YES!

-Let's take a look.

-Oh, my...

Hello. I'm Sharon. O-M-G!

Aah-ha-ha!

AUDIENCE: Ugh!

Innit?

It's quite crunchy.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Erm, I think I know what you're going to say.

I'll ask you anyway. What did you think of that?

..N'ugh!

LAUGHTER

-Now your mum's not here today, is she?

-No.

-No.

-Well, we have actually tracked her down. She's in Manchester city centre.

-Yeah.

-And we can go live to her right now. Are you there, Sharon?

-Mum!

-Hello!

-Hello!

-Hello. It's Sharon, everybody.

-Hi, Mum.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Sharon, I think we've proven you will do pretty much anything

when there is a camera around.

But what we want to know is, how far will you go, Sharon?

Now we want to control your every move. So we're going to give you a command.

-And you need to carry it out. Understood?

-Yeah!

-She's going to do it!

-OK.

Right. Here we go. Sharon, I believe you've got a megaphone there.

-Yep.

-Right!

-What we want you to do, Sharon, is shout the word "bum" to passers-by.

-Oh!

-OK.

-Off you go.

Bum! Bum!

Bum!

Bum!

Bum!

Bum!

-All right. OK.

-She's done it.

-She's done it! Fair play.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Now, Sharon, there is no question in our minds that you sound embarrassing,

-but can you look embarrassing?

-Surely not, surely not.

Sharon, could you take off your coat, please?

-I can do that.

-Go on then. Take off your coat.

What is this?

That's definitely a chicken costume. Yeah.

-I think that's done it.

-Yes, I'm a chicken!

Sharon, we are now going to make you do some really embarrassing things in public.

And you better do them, because for each task that you complete,

Savannah is going to win a prize.

AUDIENCE: Oooh!

Right.

-All right, your first challenge is for this massive jar of sweets.

-That's nice!

Ooh! AUDIENCE: Ooooh!

Savannah, I've only eaten a few of them.

Sharon, we want you to sing a song in the style of a chicken.

B'luck!

-LAUGHTER

-That'll do for me! Off you go!

Brilliant!

# B'luck-b'luck, b'luck-b'luck-b'luck!

# B'luck-b'luck, B'luck-b'luck-b'luck!

-# B'luck! B'luck! B'luck-b'luck B'luck-b-luck!

-I know it!

# B'luck-b'luck, b'luck-b'luck-b'luck

# B'luck-b'luck B'luck-b'luck-b'luck

# B'luck-b'luck-b'luck-b'luck! #

Fantastic!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

There's your sweets, Savannah. We'll share them out later.

-I'm thinking that was Bad Romance by Lady Gaga, yeah?

-Yeah.

OK, good, good. OK, your next prize, Savannah,

-relates to your favourite group. Who might that be?

-Ooh!

LAUGHTER

-One Direction.

-Aaaaw!

-Who's your favourite member of One Direction?

-I don't have a favourite, but I have a soft spot for Louis.

-Ah! Well, here he is! I'm only...

-LAUGHTER

What are you doing?

-I'm sorry.

-That is so mean!

-That's why we call it Wind-Up, people!

-I'm sorry.

-It's so mean.

-But, but...

If your mum does get this next task right, you will win some One Direction goodies!

AUDIENCE: Ooooh!

But to win them, we are going to make Sharon eat something

and it's up to our studio audience to decide what.

-AUDIENCE: Aaaaw!

-I thought you'd like that.

-How evil do our audience look?

LAUGHTER

Well, will it be "A" - an extra hot chilli?

AUDIENCE: Ooooh!

Will it be "B" - a handful of crickets? The insects not the sport!

Or "C" - I think I know what's coming. Both!

OK?

Studio audience, shout out your answer, A, B or C, now.

AUDIENCE: C!

-You bunch of meanies!

-OK.

It looks like it's going to be both. Savannah, any words of encouragement for your mum?

-Do it for One Direction!

-Yeaaah!

-I'll do it! I'll do it!

-OK, Sharon, Here we go. Eat that chilli!

-Oh, wow!

-Right. Yeah.

-Remember, whatever you do, do not try this at home, OK?

-It's silly!

One chilli!

-AUDIENCE: Ugh!

-Eat it all!

That's got indigestion written all over it!

LAUGHTER

-Have I got to swallow it?

-Yeah.

Ooh!

-Aagh!

-Eat it!

Aaaagh! Aaaggh!

Quick! Aaagh! Quick!

Go on, give her a drink! There we go. OK?

Well done! That was the first one.

OK. But... But...

There was a second part of that challenge. Well done, Sharon.

The next bit is, you need to eat a handful of crickets - the insect, not the sport!

Here we go!

Just that little handful.

AUDIENCE: Ugh!

-Peanuts! That's what they are! They're only peanuts.

-No, they're not!

LAUGHTER

They're crickets.

-LAUGHTER

-Curry fried though, I think.

-Congratulations, Sharon.

-Yes, you have won all of those One Direction goodies for Savannah!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Right. OK, now, this is the biggy. Sharon and Savannah,

we come to our final round and the chance to win this state-of-the-art camcorder! Ooh!

AUDIENCE: Oooh!

-Get your own back on your mum - film your own videos.

-Yeah!

Sharon, to win this challenge, you must find five members of the public

to pie you in the face, but, this is the kicker,

-you've only got 20 seconds to do it in.

-OK.

Best of luck, Sharon. In three, two, one, go!

-Go! Go!

-Pies! Pies! Pies!

Oh, that's one!

-Oh, they are properly pieing her!

-How many have we got so far?

Is that five?

-Yeah!

-Yeah!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

What an absolute legend she is!

Well done, Sharon. And that means you have won Savannah

all of those One Direction goodies and the camcorder and the sweets.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Savannah, that's good. That's a good day's work that.

-Great!

-Have you got anything you want to say to your mum?

-Thank you!

-Was it worth all the embarrassment?

-Yeah!

Yeah! Brilliant! How are you feeling, Sharon?

Oh, excellent!

-Oh!

-Oh!

-Well, thank you for being such great sports.

Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Savannah and Sharon!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Right, we are going to take a break from winding up our studio audience.

-We are?

-Yeah. Because it's time for us to get a surprise of our own.

-Hang on! I didn't sign up for this.

-You did, actually. Look. It says here it right here.

Oh, yeah! So I did. In that case then...

BOTH: BRING ON THE TRUCK OF LIGHT!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

HORN HONKS

OK!

Now there is something inside this vehicle, other than Chimpy!

And Mark and I have no idea what it is, but whatever it is, we just have to go with it.

-Sam, I'm sacred.

-Don't be scared! Hold my hand. It's going to be all right.

OK, Chimpy, reveal the mystery guest!

It's Ashleigh and Pudsey, everybody!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

DRUM ROLL INTRO

JAZZY DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

AUDIENCE CLAPS IN RHYTHM

Yeah!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Yeah! Hello!

-Hello, darling. Are you all right?

Mwah! Ashleigh and Pudsey, everybody!

That is absolutely amazing!

My goodness! And it's even better when you see it in real life!

-It's unbelievable! That was fantastic!

-Oh, thank you.

-We haven't got to do that, have we?

-You'll just have to wait and see.

-Aw!

-Yeah!

-Well, we'd better go and get ready.

-Let's prepare ourselves.

While we do that, take a look at what else we've been up to with our hidden cameras!

Yes, it's not just about us and the audience getting surprises. Check this out. Amazing.

'Yes! Take a lift with some random members of the public.

'Add one wind-up trumper. Pftt! And this is what you get. Pffftt!

Pftt!

Pfttt!

Pffffttt!

Pffttt!

Pfftt!

Pftt!

Pfffttt!

Pffftttt!

Pftt!

Pftt!

Pffftttt!

SHE LAUGHS

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Oh, tell you what, that was crazy.

-It was indeed.

But not as crazy as this challenge. So, Ashleigh, what exactly are we going to be doing?

-Don't worry! You're not doing what me and Pudsey were doing.

-Thank goodness for that!

-You are going to be doing this lovely agility course here.

-Right.

-Let's meet your dogs. This is Paisley over here.

-Good old Paisley!

-Yawning there.

-Yeah!

-And then you've got Kiri.

-Oh, hello!

OK, so that is our challenge. But how do you lot think we'll do?

You get it right, there is a prize in it for you!

-AUDIENCE: Ooooh!

-Even Paisley woke up for that!

Each of you have two cards - a blue one, which is for me,

-and a pink one, which is for Mark.

-OK. Ooh, don't laff!

So, please, make your decisions

and raise your Sam and Mark cards now!

AUDIENCE: Whooo!!

-It's an even split, actually.

-It's not too bad, actually. Even-stevens.

-I'd say 50-50.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

-Nice.

-Yeah, OK.

-Am I going first then?

-Yes, you're up first. Good luck.

-Shall we come over here?

-OK, let's go over here, mate.

-Right. Sam, are you ready?

-I'm ready!

-OK.

Three, two, one, go!

Come on! Come on! This way. Through here.

Come on. Oh, this way! OK, through here!

Shall I go through?

Wait for me!

Wait for me!

Wait for me!

Wait! Wait! Wait!

Over here! Over here! Over here!

No, this way! Come here!

Over here! Over here! Jump, jump, jump!

Jump, jump, jump!

AUDIENCE: Yeeeaah!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Good luck beating that, Mark!

-You don't actually get extra points for going through the tunnel yourself.

-What?

And also, how am I going to get in there with this dog?

OK, do want to come over here, Paisley?

Paisley, over here. Good dog. Yeah!

Right, three, two, one! Go!

In between, in between. Go on, Paisley. This way! This way!

Here, yeah!

Oh, yes! Oh, he's going away!

Paisley! Thank you.

Come on! You like it, you like it! You love it! Yes!

Through here. Jump, jump, jump!

Yes!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Well done! Yeah! Good, mate!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Very good! Very good!

-What a brilliant dog you are, Paisley!

OK, so I believe, I'm guessing... You're our guest judge so...

-Yes.

-Who do you reckon won that? And can I just say, that's a smashing blouse!

-I'm sorry, Sam, but Mark is our winner.

-Oh!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Can I just say, excellently played.

-Thank you very much.

And what a lovely, lovely dog. Thank you ever so much. Brilliant!

So it's a win for me then and it's a win for everyone who voted for me!

-Because you will all receive a no-expense spared Big Friday Wind-Up wind-up toy!

-Yeah!

AUDIENCE: Woooo!

Once again, a massive thank you to the lovely and beautiful Ashleigh!

-Thank you. Thank you very much.

-Here's what else you can expect in this series of Big Friday Wind-up.

Well, sorry to interrupt Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.

All right, corkers!

He's broke his sword!

-Aaagh!

-Aaaagh!

-Aagh!

-Hello!

-OH!

-Maniac!

-We're coming for you.

# Who's it gonna be? #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

No, no, no! Your eyes do not deceive you.

It's the Finger Of Fun. He's back. "But why, why is he back?" I hear you ask.

I will tell you for why, Sam, seeing as you asked so politely.

He's going to help us find two families to take part in our final game,

where they could win loads of goodies, including tonight's star prize, a games console!

AUDIENCE: Oooh!

So, Finger Of Fun, what are you waiting for? Find us a family!

Ooooh!

Who's it going to be? Which family is it going to be? This family?

Oh, oh, oh! Is it going to be this family? Oooh!

Where are they? Yoooou! OK!

The Finger has made up his mind. Our first family is the Neal family!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

But who will the Neal family be competing against? Come on, Finger, get a move on!

Oooh, who is it going to be? Who does it wanna be?

-# Who is it gonna be? #

-Oooh! Oooh!

Oooooh!

Yeesss!

Oh, yes! Give it up! It's the Stiles family!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

OK!

The Neal family and the Stiles family get yourselves down here, cos it's time to play Family Face-Off!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I think it's only fair that we meet our two families properly.

Over here we've got Team Mark. Team captain Dad, give me five. Yes!

-Are we going to win this?

-We're going to smash it.

-Bring it.

Do you want to introduce the rest of your team, please, mate.

-I've got Connor and Chloe.

-Fantastic!

-Team Sam, who have you got over there?

-Over here we've got Les. Are you all right, Les?

-Yes.

-Introduce the rest of your family, please.

-This is my daughter, Gabby, and my wife, April.

-Lovely.

-Gabby, are we going to win this?

-Yes! Yeah!

-High five that. All right!

Well, we'll soon find out, won't we? Let's get things going.

It's time for Round One - the Underpants Of Chaos!

AUDIENCE: Ooooh!

Now you may have noticed something different about us.

Yes, we are wearing underpants over the top of our suits.

Now, that's not all, because these underpants are...

BOTH: Electrified!

ZZZZZTTTT!

-If you don't believe us, we'd better check.

-Why did you say that?

-It's on the script.

-Fair enough. The powers that be. Let's test the underpants.

-ZZZZZTTTT!

-Ah! They're working good!

-ZZZZZTTTT!

-Ah! Stop! Stop!

Stop, stop, stop!

OK, so... Are you all right?

LAUGHTER

-So here's how the game works.

-Each team takes a turn to tell us an interesting fact about themselves.

And the other team has to guess whether that fact is true or false.

Once the teams have made up their minds, they'll have to press one of the buttons

to show if they think the fact was indeed true or false.

If my team are right, Mark will get the shock.

But if my team are wrong, then I get the shock.

OK, let's play. Team Sam, please give us your fact.

-We have a big pet dog. The strange thing is, he's got webbed feet.

-Interesting.

OK. So, Team Mark, do you think that fact is true or false?

What do you think, audience? True or false?

AUDIENCE: True! False! True!

Could you get it right, please? You've literally got my pants in your hands.

HOOTER!

Time is up. Now before you press the button, what are you going for?

-False.

-You're going for false. OK, now get ready to press the button in...

three, two, one!

-ZZZZZTTTT!

-Aaagh!

You got it wrong, so it was indeed true. Really?

-Your dog's got webbed feet.

-Webbed feet, yeah.

-Really?

-Yeah, breed for swimming.

-Good swimmer then?

-Yeah, water rescue.

-Wow, amazing!

Look at that. So that means you got that wrong. Sorry about that, guys.

-Oh, that hurt.

-OK, Team Mark, it's now your turn to give us your fact. What's it going to be?

-Max from the The Wanted is our next neighbour.

-Right.

Team Sam, what do you think? Is it true or is it false? Your times starts now.

What do you think?

AUDIENCE SHOUTS

HOOTER!

Time's up! OK, remember, if you get this right,

then I will get the shock. Please don't let that happen again!

But if you're wrong, then Sam will get the shock.

-Before you press it, what do you think the answer is?

-True.

-True.

You're going for true. OK. Here we go.

Will you press the true button in three, two, one, go!

-ZZZZZTTTT!

-Aaagh!

All right, all right! Stop pressing!

Oh, dear me! OK. So... That means it was false.

Which means at the end of the first round, the score's are 0-0!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Don't you worry! We can redeem ourselves, cos it's time for round number two.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

For this round, we are setting you a very special challenge,

revolving around three members of our lovely studio audience.

Now, you might find this difficult to believe, but this isn't their real hair!

They are in disguise. Because one of them is actually bald.

Now what we want you to do is to tell us which one is the baldy.

You have ten seconds to write down your answer, starting now.

Have a good look, guys. You've only got ten seconds.

The audience are whispering away.

Write down your answers, guys. A, B or C.

HOOTER!

OK, time's up. Which one did you think was the bald one? Let's take a look.

-"C" on my team.

-We've got "C" on my team!

-Interesting!

Well, there is only one way to find out. Chimpy, bring on the leaf blower.

It's Chimpy, everybody! Thanks, Chimpy.

-OK.

-See ya. Lovely Chimpy.

-Are you all set, my friend?

-Let's check. Oh, I'm set.

-LEAF BLOWER WHIZZES

-All right, all right, calm down!

-Put the wind up 'em!

-OK, here we go! Let's find out.

He's got hair, everybody!

He's got hair as well! So it's...

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Come in, Chimpy!

-Come on!

Aaaah! Aaah!

Take it away. Take it away.

Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for our three wig wearers!

Thank you very much. Off you go, guys.

Wow! So that means that you both got it right.

The answer was indeed "C", which means...

A tie-breaker! It's one-all! We need a tie-breaker question!

Don't you worry. Don't you worry at all. Oh, tension music. I like that.

OK. Now before the show, we asked each member of our audience

-if they'd ever picked their nose and eaten it.

-Ugh!

LAUGHTER

I reckon there's a few dirty nose-pickers in that audience.

OK, guys, you've got ten seconds to write down your answer. We want a percentage.

OK, the clock's ticking, the clock's ticking.

HOOTER!

OK, my team, what percentage are you going for?

-15.

-15 per cent. Interesting!

-They crossed out 20, as well.

-All right. What are you going for?

-25 per cent.

-Interesting.

The answer is...

Oh, come on!

-33 per cent!

-Yes!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Yes! Get in there! Well done!

Which means my team, Team Mark, are going through to the final prize round.

-Go and get yourselves ready!

-Commiserations to my team. Have you enjoyed yourselves?

-Great fun.

-Excellent! Well, everybody, please give it up for the Stiles family!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Unlucky. Here we go then. Let's play Stuck On You.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

OK, playing this game we have Chloe and Nick. Chloe, you feeling good?

-Yeah!

-No.

LAUGHTER

-Nick, I'll ask you, are you feeling good?

-Good, but hot.

It will get better, I promise you. Here are the rules.

This lovely Wind-Up audience is armed with hundreds of balls.

-AUDIENCE: Ooooh!

-Have you been nice to them? I hope so!

You have to run around and catch as many as you can with your sticky suits.

At the end of the game, we'll count up the balls and see what prizes you qualify for.

More than 20, which is represented by this yellow line here,

gets you these lovely board games.

AUDIENCE: Ooooh!

More than 40 balls, represented by the blue line,

will get you the board games and a day out at the cinema for a family!

AUDIENCE: Ooooh!

And more than 60 balls, represented by this red line...

Yeah, oh yeah! It's the big one. You'll win tonight's star prize, a games console.

AUDIENCE: Whooooo!

But wait! That's not all, because there is one golden ball out there.

If you manage to catch that, you will win tonight's mystery prize!

AUDIENCE: Wooooo!

-What is it, Sam?

-I can't tell you, Mark. It's a mystery.

-Right.

-Nick and Chloe, are you ready and raring to go?

-Ready.

-Just one last rule. You can't use your hands to pick up the balls. OK?

-OK.

-OK.

-Audience, let 'em have it! Go!

-Go!

HOOTER!

-Come over here, guys!

-Well done!

-They did really well.

-Come here, guys.

Nick, you've got a lot of balls there! Come over here, Chloe.

All right. Let's put them in here. I won't count them. That would take a fortnight!

All right, all right. You've done really well.

Just talk between yourselves.

Past the 20-ball mark.

Got some on the back as well. Come on!

Yes! Past the blue line!

-Hold on, hold on! One between legs here!

-This could change it.

BUZZER!

Oh!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

That is the lot and you managed to get over 40 of the balls,

-which means you win the board games and the family cinema ticket!

-Yeah, very good!

-Ah, he's come in! He's come in!

-Go on, lad! Lovely.

-Ah!

-Lovely.

-Guys, have you enjoyed yourselves?

-Yeah!

-Fantastic!

Well, it's almost time to wind up the show,

but not before we said thank you to everyone we've surprised tonight.

Yeah, and, of course, a massive thank you to JLS and, of course, the lovely Ashleigh and Pudsey.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

We'll see you next time. Playing us out it's Scouting For Girls. Take it away!

-Aagh!

-Oh!

MUSIC: "Without You" by Scouting For Girls

# I want you back

# I want you back

# And in my head

# I keep my demons

# You were the first

# The first and last to see them

# You saved me

# And gave me

# Everything I need

# You brought me to my knees

# Cos without you, without you

# I might as well give up

# Without you, without you

# I know I'll mess it up

# But I'm wide open, still hoping

# This is just a dream

# One day I'll wake up and you'll be

# Lying next to me

# La-la, la-la

# La-la

# I know you're gone

-# Cos I'm bruised and bleeding

-I'm bruised and bleeding

# Though it's wrong

# I'm still believing that the next time

-# I see you, we can make it all OK

-All OK

# Cos I can't let you get away

# Cos without you, without you

# I might as well give up

# Without you, without you

# I know I'll mess things up

# But I'm wide open, still hoping

# This is just a dream

# One day I'll wake up

# And you'll be

# Lying next to me

-# Cos I know, I know we can make it

-I know we can make it

# Cos I know

# Without you I'm waiting

-# And I know, I know we can make it

-I know we can make it

# And I know

# I want you back, baby

# Cos I know that love is a strange game

# And I know that time don't heal all pain

# But I'll just keep breathing

# I'll just keep breathing

# Until we meet again

# La-la, la-la

# La-la

# Cos without you, without you

# I might as well give up

# Without you, without you

# I know I'll mess things up

# But I'm wide open, still hoping

# This is just a dream

# One day I'll wake up

# And you'll be

# Lying next to me

-# And I know, I know we can make it

-I know we can make it

# Cos I know without you I'm waiting

-# Cos I know, I know we can make it

-I know we can make it

# And I know I want you back

# I want you back

# I want you back... #

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