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'Strap yourselves in and come and join the party!

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'Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up is back with loads of new surprises.

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'As well as old friends like Chimpy, they have the Pants Of Chaos!'

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ZZZZZTTTT!

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'And a lobster?! What's he doing here? Get out of the way!

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'We've also got today's special guests, Scouting For Girls.

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'Around every corner is a surprise for a member of our audience.

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'It could be you! It could be you!

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'And as for... It's that lobster again!

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'Run the titles!!'

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# Wind me up, put me down

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# Start me off and watch me go

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# It's easy! Once you know how it's done

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# You can't stop now, it's already begun... #

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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'Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your hosts.

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'They're cheeky, they're chirpy and, most of all, they're cheap!

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'It's Sam and Maaaark!'

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# The boys are back in town

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# The boys are back in town

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# I said the boys are back in town

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# The boys are back in town

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# The boys are back in town The boys are back in town

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# The boys are back in town The boys are back in town... #

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-BOTH: It's Friday!

-Woah!

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Brilliant!

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-Ah! Good audience.

-Good audience.

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This show's got more shocks in store than a pair of nylon underpants.

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ZZZZZTTTT!

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For example, tonight, someone here will see a member of their family

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disgrace themselves in public, but they don't know it yet.

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-And it could be anyone of you!

-AUDIENCE: Oooooh!

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"Oooh" indeed! And we'll be seeing what happened

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when we took our hidden cameras on the road to a...

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# Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh! #

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..Concert. That's a JLS concert, to you and me. Let's take a peek.

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-Who's been eating my chocolates?

-Someone's been trying on my clothes.

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Who smashed the vase?

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-Yeah!

-That happened!

-It really did! That is still to come.

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But, remember, the first rule of Big Friday Wind-up is

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no-one is safe, especially our studio audience.

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-Oh, yes!

-AUDIENCE: Oooh!

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-You lot have already been had today.

-You have got to be on your toes when Sam and Mark are in town, baby!

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Because on their way into the studio, some of this lot went into the Wind-Up photo booth

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to get their pictures taken. That's nice!

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Well, you'd think so. But you had a little surprise, didn't you? Yeah.

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Yeah. Oh, yeah! Take a look at this.

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'Take one fake photo booth,

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'several members of our studio audience, a water pistol

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'and this is what you get!'

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Aagh!

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-Aaagh!

-Aaagh!

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Aaagh!

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Aagh! Ugh!

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Ooh, my...!

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-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-We were spraying water in your face!

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-Got 'em! Got 'em!

-Got you proper good there!

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-But we haven't finished with you just yet.

-No!

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-We know a few secrets about some of you and they're about to come out now!

-Let's do this thing!

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OK. Look at all these scared faces.

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I could be coming to talk to any one of you. You know how Wind-Up works.

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-And I could be coming to speak to you, Liam! Hello, there. Are you all right?

-Yeah.

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-And this is your mum, Janet?

-Yeah.

-Hiya, Janet.

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-Hello. Nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you. Are you enjoying the show so far?

-Yeah.

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-Excellent. Now we've heard that your mum is slightly embarrassing. Is that true?

-Yeah.

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Now we've heard that when your friends come round and they step on the lawn, what happens?

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She just shouts at them and then forces them to go out.

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LAUGHTER

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So they come to knock on your door, as soon as they step on the lawn, Janet's like, "Get out!"?

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-Janet, what have you got to say for yourself?

-Don't stand on my grass.

-Well, there you go.

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We've learnt a lesson there. Don't stand on Janet's grass. Mark, beat that!

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I'll try me best. It's pretty difficult.

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But you ought to see the most terrified faces in the world here.

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OK. Let's see if I can do any better. Aw!

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Let's have a look. Hello, Katie. How are you doing?

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-Very well.

-Yeah? And is this your mum, Kim, is it?

-It is.

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Now a little birdie tells me that Kim embarrasses you

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by doing something with street dancers, is that correct?

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-What does she do?

-She dances in the street.

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-LAUGHTER

-What? Is this true?

-..Yeah!

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LAUGHTER

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What, you just get down with your bad self with the street dancers?

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-I just can't help it. It's the rhythm.

-Yeah.

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-Have you got any good moves that you could show us now?

-No.

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Right. Erm... I'll dance with you. Come on, let's do some moves.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Just here. Just here. Look at poor Katie.

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-She hates it, look. So what move are you going to show me?

-Erm...

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-We'll just...

-Yeah, we're just putting out the vibe.

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-Move our arms.

-Yeah. That's good enough for me. High five to that.

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Sorry about that. Sam - could he do any better than that? I doubt it!

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-Now I am going to speak to Jake. Hello, Jake.

-Hello.

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LAUGHTER

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-Now, Jake, I have heard that you have got a bit of an embarrassing dad. Is that true?

-Extremely.

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-Is it true that he dresses up as a certain superhero?

-Yes.

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-And what superhero is that?

-Spiderman.

-Spiderman!

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Eh, that's not too embarrassing, is it?

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We went to the cinema to watch Spiderman and he dared himself to go as Spiderman.

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-And did he do it?

-Yes.

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And there he is!

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Oh, yeah!

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Jakey, baby, chips 'n gravy, where is your dad today?

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-He's at work.

-Actually...

-Ah!

-No, he is at work, actually.

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We did try and get him into the studio but he was far too busy.

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But we can go live to him at work right now! Jamie, are you there?

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-Yes, I am.

-Yeah!

-Hi, Dad!

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Now I understand you've got a message for Jake.

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I just wanted to say sorry for all the times I've embarrassed you while wearing my Spiderman suit.

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I've decided it's time to hang up the suit and promise you I'm not going to wear it ever again.

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ALL: Aah!

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-That was lovely. Jake, that felt pretty heart-felt that. What do you reckon?

-Yeah.

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-Do you reckon he's going to stand by his word?

-Probably not.

-Probably not! Ah!

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-Well, I hope he does.

-Hang on! Hang on a minute!

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Who's that down there?

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Oh, no! It's CBBC super-villain Dr Inconceivable

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and he appears to have stolen someone's most treasured possession.

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-Do you recognise it, Jake?

-That's my guitar!

-It's his guitar!

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-Oh, no!

-There's only one man who can save us now!

-I'm on my way.

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Yeeeaah!

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# Spiderman, Spiderman

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# Does whatever a spider can

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# Spins a web, any size

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# Catches thieves, just like flies

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# Look out! Here comes the Spiderman!

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CRUNCH!

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BAM!

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WALLOP!

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CHEERING

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THUMP!

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# Hey there! There goes the Spiderman! #

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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My hero!

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Ah! My hero. Give it up for Spider Dad aka Jamie, everybody!

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WILD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-Jake, what do you think about that? Your dad's a hero.

-Well, I didn't expect that.

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LAUGHTER

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You are slightly embarrassed by that. You can get your own back,

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because, Dad, you need to go and get yourself strapped in.

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Jake, you come with me, because it's time to play Dad On A Wheel! Come on, Jake.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Now, Jake's dad is backstage just getting ready.

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-Jake, are you ready to see what we've done to your dad?

-Yeah!

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-Studio audience, are you ready to see what we've done to Jake's dad?

-ALL: Yeeees!

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In that case, everybody, give it up for Dad On A Wheel!

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# I need a hero

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# I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night

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# He's got to be strong... #

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Hi, Dad!

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All right, mate?

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Yeah!

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-You look awesome. Are you all right?

-Fantastic, yeah.

-Brilliant.

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Oh, that might change!

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"So how on earth do you play Dad On A Wheel?" I hear you ask.

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Well, it's really quite simple. We've got a dad and a wheel, and he's on it.

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-Thank you very much for that useful information, Mark.

-Cheers, mate.

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As you can see, the wheel has three gold sections.

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Now, if Dad lands on "Dad", he'll win himself a prize!

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CHEERING

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Better still, if Dad lands on "Audience", every one of you will win a prize.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-I knew they'd like that.

-Even better still, if Dad lands on "Star",

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-then Jake here will win a prize.

-Yes!

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Yeah, get in! So I suppose, what we are trying to say is, gold is good.

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Red, on the other hand...

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..is BAD!

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Well, actually, red isn't that bad either,

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because if Dad lands on the red section, then Jake gets to foam him!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Yes!

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-Jake, are you ready?

-Yes.

-All right.

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-Dad, are you ready?

-As I'll ever be.

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Well, here we go then. Spin that dad and make him squeal. Come on, Sam...

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ALL: Make that wheel reel!

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-OK, here we go!

-# I'm spinning around

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-# Move outta my way

-Where's it going to land?

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-# Cos you like it like this... #

-Come on! Come on!

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Come on! Wooooaah!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Thank you, my friend. Would you believe it?

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The first spin! Oh, Dad, you know what that means.

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-I'll tell you when.

-In three, two, one...

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-Foam him!

-Oh!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-OK, stop the foaming! Stop the foaming!

-But it's so much fun!

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Come on. We got him good there. We got him GOOD!!

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-Jamie, how are you feeling?

-Cold and wet.

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-LAUGHTER

-We've got another spin. Here we go!

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# I'm spinning around

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# Move outta my way

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# I know you're feeling me Cos you like it like this

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# I'm breaking it down... #

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"Audience"?

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Yeeeaaah!

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-Well done, audience.

-Nice work, Jamie.

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You have just won our entire studio audience a prize. What is it?

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A candy bracelet each!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Eh! I tell you what, we give out the best prizes, don't we?

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It was going to be a holiday for everyone, but we thought you'd prefer the candy bracelet.

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-OK, we've got one more spin. Are you ready, Jamie?

-Make it a good 'un.

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# I'm spinning around

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# Move outta my way

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# I know you're feeling me Cos you like it like this

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# I'm breaking it down... #

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Yeaaah! Well done!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Nice work, mate. That means you've just won yourself a prize. Let's see what it is.

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It's a prize that every dad wants, a travel mug!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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So at the end of Dad On A Wheel, you got foamed once, you won our entire studio audience a prize

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and you won yourself a prize!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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I can't believe we gave away a travel mug. Have you had fun?

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-Yeah!

-You didn't win any prizes, but foamed your dad. That's got to be good.

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-Good enough.

-Good enough! That's all I need to know.

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Let's hear it, everyone, for Jake and Jamie. What great sports.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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And a round of applause for today's special guests, Scouting For Girls!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-Lads!

-How you doin'? You all right?

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APPLAUSE CONTINUES

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Love these boys! Whoo!

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APPLAUSE CONTINUES

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That was one of those awkward moments when you don't whether to go for a handshake or a hug.

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So it ends up like... Aah!

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Lads, always a pleasure to see you. How are you doin'?

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-Really good. Thanks for having us on.

-Thank you for being on the show.

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Now, we have to tell you, it's not just the studio audience we've been pranking today.

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Look, they're laughing already. Here on Wind-up, not even the stars are safe.

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When these guys arrived at their dressing room earlier,

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we made sure there was a very special surprise waiting for them. Take a look at this.

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-Is it straight ahead?

-Oh, I thought that was the loo.

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AAAGGGGH!!

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LAUGHTER

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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It's that Chimpy. He gets everywhere.

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-He gets everywhere. You were particularly scared there.

-I jump at anything. I'm the worst.

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Now, touring, you must come across loads of surprises and stuff. What's been the funniest surprise?

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Generally, when you split your trousers on stage.

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-You've split your trousers?

-And more than once?

-I've done it a couple of times.

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-Really?

-We were playing Wembley Arena and I went up, got the crowd going.

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I went up to get on to the grand piano and I split my trousers in front of 10,000 girls.

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Lads, how did you come up with the name Scouting For Girls?

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-We've wondered this for ages. Were any of you in the Scouts?

-We were. Me and Pete.

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We met when we were five, when we were in the Cub Scouts.

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When you're in the Scouts, the guy who invented it, Baden-Powell...

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It was about 100 years ago. He wrote this book called Scouting For Boys.

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That was the manual and it tells you how to like, spear fish and camp.

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We thought, as a group of lads, that changing it to Scouting For Girls,

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as in "looking for girls", was a funny sort of...

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It's cheeky. I like it. What are you going to be singing later on? Can't wait.

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We're going to be singing the first song from the album - Without You.

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We'll be seeing that later, here's what else is coming up on the show. Scouting For Girls, everyone.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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'Still to come on Big Friday Wind-Up...

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'A mum surprises her daughter by proving she'll do anything to be on TV.

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'Three friends get wound up by JLS.

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'And Sam and Mark get a surprise of their own.'

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-Looks good, doesn't it, eh?

-Very good, man, very good indeed!

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But, right now, let us introduce some friends of ours.

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Everybody in the Wind-Up audience please give it up for Jess, Molly and Rebecca

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and Jess's dad, Jamie!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-Ah, how are you doing, girls?

-Good.

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-Enjoying the show?

-Yeah.

-Excellent!

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Is it true that you're massive fans of...

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# Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh! #

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-..JLS?

-Yes.

-That's true? Excellent.

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We did actually about that and couldn't resist setting up a little prank using our hidden cameras.

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Ho-ho! You know what's it like. Now we got Jess's dad to take you all to a JLS concert.

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He told you that he had a "friend" working there as a security guard,

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who would give you an exclusive backstage tour.

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Now what did you think when he first told you about this?

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-I was so excited.

-Really?

-Yes.

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Obviously, you're massive JLS fans. How come your dad's never mentioned this man before

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who he knows that works with JLS?

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-I just went along with it, cos I wanted to go backstage.

-Well, that's good for us.

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It was very easy for us, actually. Altogether, look at camera three and say, "Run VT!"

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ALL: Run VT!

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So there's our Wind-Up actor Barry.

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He's pretending he works for JLS's security and he's got access to their entire backstage area.

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-Are you all right?

-Cheers for sorting this out.

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And there they are, our massive JLS fans - Jess, Molly and Rebecca, along with Jess's dad, Jamie.

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He's in on the wind-up and he's pretending that he and Barry are old friends.

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-You look like you've swallowed a rugby ball!

-Don't! I'm on a diet.

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Right, I've got a surprise for you. Girls, you sit down.

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Which one of you is a JLS fan? All three?!

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I've got you access all areas tickets.

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I think those faces mean that the girls are pretty excited.

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So now Barry gets them to put on special backstage fleeces for security purposes.

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They contain hidden microphones so we can hear everything they say. The girls don't know that.

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Ladies and gentlemen, please standby. The tour is about to begin.

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The JLS secret tour. This is exclusive to you. We don't do it for anybody else. Follow me.

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Barry shows the girls the huge concert stage before taking them where no-one else gets to go.

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It's JLS's dressing room. Actually, it's their fake dressing room. But the girls don't know that.

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Sit down on the JLS sofa. This goes everywhere with them.

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EXCITED SQUEALS

0:17:280:17:31

Eeeeeee!!

0:17:310:17:32

So welcome to our inner sanctum. What do you think?

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-Ow!

-Eh? What was that, Jess?

-It's amazing.

0:17:350:17:40

Who's the biggest fan of the three of you. Why are you a fan of JLS?

0:17:400:17:43

-I just love them.

-But WHY?

-Cos their music is really cool.

0:17:430:17:48

-Right. That's a good answer.

-And they're fit!

0:17:480:17:51

-They're what?

-They're fit.

-They're fit?

-Yeah!

-I see.

0:17:510:17:54

-So what about you?

-Both.

-Both of them?

-Yeah.

0:17:540:17:58

Good songs and FIT!

0:17:580:18:00

-I see.

-Can we wear their clothes then?

-What?

0:18:000:18:03

- No! - So we look like JLS.

0:18:030:18:05

-Yeah.

-Haaaa!

0:18:050:18:08

-Now do you know what colour's whose?

-Yes.

-Which colour is Aston?

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ALL: Blue.

0:18:120:18:13

-You're right. You can be... Who wants to be Aston?

-Me! Me!

0:18:130:18:17

-You can be Aston.

-Yeah!

0:18:170:18:20

-Who's green?

-Marvin.

-Well done. That was quick.

0:18:200:18:23

-I wasn't listening!

-Can you get it on over your jacket?

0:18:230:18:26

-Who's red?

-Oritse.

-Very good.

-JB.

0:18:260:18:30

-Yeah! That's obvious!

-Is he actually going to wear this?

0:18:300:18:33

-Yeah, tonight he will.

-Oh, my God!

-Don't tell them!

0:18:330:18:36

The girls actually think they're wearing the clothes that JLS will perform in tonight.

0:18:360:18:41

-So let's crank things up a notch. Anyone for some JLS pants?

-'Ere put them on.

0:18:410:18:45

LAUGHTER

0:18:450:18:47

I'm going to take a photograph of you.

0:18:470:18:49

I'm wearing Marvin's T-shirt! I'll probably get it sweaty.

0:18:490:18:52

Ah, the girls are falling for this hook, line and sinker. Brilliant!

0:18:520:18:57

Here, there's JB's. Now take a picture with your camera.

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Come in the light. You can be the new JLS. Boy band acting!

0:19:000:19:04

We've got the girls looking pretty silly in what they think is JLS's underwear.

0:19:040:19:10

So now it's time to show them the band's pre-concert rituals, that we've, obviously, made up.

0:19:100:19:15

-Do you know what a "rider" is?

-No.

-It's a wish list.

0:19:150:19:18

Artists can have whatever you want in the dressing room.

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If you were a big star, what would you want in your dressing room?

0:19:220:19:27

JLS.

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LAUGHTER

0:19:280:19:29

-What would you want?

-Sweets.

-That's just what they want.

0:19:290:19:32

They eat chocolate like there's no tomorrow, but it's not any old chocolate.

0:19:320:19:36

It's made by a Swiss chef flown in specially for JLS.

0:19:360:19:40

Yeah, whatever you say, Barry!

0:19:400:19:42

Then they do their warm-up. Crazy guys. Have one of these. See if you can taste the difference.

0:19:420:19:48

Are you actually suggesting they eat JLS's chocolate?! Is that really a good idea, Barry?

0:19:480:19:53

'Ere, I haven't got one!

0:19:530:19:55

So they have their chocolate and then they do this. Do you know... # You make we wanna?

0:19:550:19:59

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

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-# You make me wanna

-Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. #

0:20:000:20:04

-Do you know the moves?

-No. The whole...

0:20:040:20:07

-You go at the front, Jess.

-But I can't...

-You stand there. We're a boy band, right?

0:20:070:20:13

That's one pretty strange-looking boy band.

0:20:130:20:16

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! #

0:20:160:20:18

Check out those moves!

0:20:180:20:20

-# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

-She makes me wanna

0:20:200:20:24

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! #

0:20:240:20:26

Now they've mastered the moves, it's time for JLS's pre-gig warm-up routine.

0:20:260:20:31

It's totally fake, of course.

0:20:310:20:33

# You make me wanna bounce, bounce, bounce! Stop!

0:20:330:20:37

# You make me wanna Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

0:20:370:20:41

# You make me wanna Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh! #

0:20:410:20:44

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:20:440:20:46

I love the fact that you genuinely thought you were wearing JLS's clothes there.

0:20:460:20:51

-What were going through your mind?

-I was just overwhelmed.

0:20:510:20:55

-It was all quite a surreal experience.

-Yeah.

0:20:550:20:58

-I actually believed that they were their clothes.

-Good!

0:20:580:21:01

This is what we want!

0:21:010:21:03

-What about your strange dance moves?

-Yeah.

-Tell us about that.

0:21:030:21:07

-We got told it was their warm-up.

-Yes, you did get told that.

0:21:070:21:12

LAUGHTER

0:21:120:21:14

-And you believed it?

-Yes.

-What about you, Jess? You're the biggest JLS fan here, aren't you?

-Yes.

0:21:140:21:20

-Did you think they do that as a warm-up?

-I didn't know what to believe.

0:21:200:21:24

I was just so excited, I believed anything.

0:21:240:21:27

LAUGHTER

0:21:270:21:28

-We're horrible, aren't we?

-We really are.

-Horrible.

0:21:280:21:30

Now that dancing was pretty bad, but things were about to get worse,

0:21:300:21:35

-weren't they, girls?

-Yes.

0:21:350:21:37

Because Barry was about to bring out JLS's most prized possession. Yeah, you've guessed it - the JLS vase.

0:21:370:21:43

-Not the JLS vase!

-Yeah!

-No!

0:21:430:21:46

There's a story behind this. On the night they went to the X-Factor,

0:21:460:21:51

they were nervous, they didn't know what was going to happen.

0:21:510:21:54

And Aston's mum went out and bought them some flowers.

0:21:540:21:56

They didn't have a vase, so she found this vase. And they did so well that night, they came...?

0:21:560:22:03

-Second.

-Second. And then they made a record.

0:22:030:22:06

Aston just happened to have this in his bag when they made that record. And that record went to number...?

0:22:060:22:11

-One.

-One. So every concert they do, this has been in their dressing room.

0:22:110:22:17

It's now priceless to JLS.

0:22:170:22:19

So have a feel of that. Be careful with it.

0:22:190:22:22

-Very nice vase.

-Come and have a look at the other stuff.

0:22:220:22:26

The show's changed a little bit from last time.

0:22:260:22:29

Now just keep an eye on Dad. Remember, he's in on this.

0:22:290:22:33

SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH!

0:22:330:22:35

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:22:350:22:38

-Just tripped.

-Dear me! We'll have to get a dustpan and brush.

0:22:400:22:44

Don't go near it. You'll cut yourself. I'll be back in a minute.

0:22:440:22:48

- Did you really just do that? - I just tripped.

0:22:480:22:50

You've broken their precious vase! Oh, my God, Dad!

0:22:500:22:55

- I think I've broken my toe. - I feel so bad.

0:22:550:22:58

You should feel bad. You're wearing JLS's clothes, you've eaten their special chocolate

0:22:580:23:03

and now their precious vase is smashed and there's worse to come!

0:23:030:23:06

Erm...

0:23:080:23:09

Right. I've got some good news and some bad news.

0:23:090:23:13

The good news is that JLS are here and are going to come in here now. No, listen!

0:23:130:23:19

The trouble is, I don't have permission to be in here, Jamie.

0:23:190:23:23

I'm sorry! I've lied to you. I think we should hide.

0:23:230:23:26

Because if they come in here, I'm going to lose my job. So just hide, quick, quick!

0:23:260:23:29

Hide behind the table or something.

0:23:290:23:33

Don't make a noise! My job's on the line! Ssh, ssh! Please! I'm so sorry, Jamie!

0:23:330:23:39

Here come JLS and, remember, they're in on the wind-up, too.

0:23:390:23:42

That journey was so long, man. I'm so tired.

0:23:420:23:47

It's all good. Finally, innit?

0:23:470:23:50

Where's the chocolates at?

0:23:500:23:53

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:23:530:23:56

Who's been eating my chocolates?

0:23:560:23:59

Someone's been trying on my clothes!

0:24:010:24:04

Who smashed the vase?

0:24:040:24:07

Where's the security guard?

0:24:070:24:10

Someone's been in this room.

0:24:100:24:12

Come out, come out, wherever you are!

0:24:120:24:13

Listen, I'm not a security guard. I came in cos I saw these four people in here.

0:24:130:24:18

They've been trying your clothes on. The guy smashed your vase.

0:24:180:24:23

They're down here!

0:24:230:24:25

-Do you think that's funny?

-One of them's the daughter. I've got photographs of them.

0:24:250:24:30

-I've got photographic evidence that it was them!

-It's not fair!

0:24:300:24:34

-This is my favourite vase! And someone's taken all of our underwear!

-They're wearing it!

0:24:340:24:39

This has gone far enough.

0:24:390:24:40

We're only joking, guys! It's all a wind-up.

0:24:400:24:44

Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up. You guys have just been smarked.

0:24:440:24:47

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:24:470:24:50

You all right?

0:24:500:24:52

-So who smashed my vase?

-That'll be me.

0:24:540:24:57

-Hello.

-Hello.

0:24:570:24:59

Are you all right?

0:24:590:25:01

OK, so we've just wound up these guys good and proper. It's back to Sam and Mark in the studio.

0:25:010:25:06

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:25:060:25:10

Bless you!

0:25:100:25:12

See your faces. You went, "Oooh!"

0:25:120:25:15

So when did you first realise something wasn't quite right?

0:25:160:25:21

-When my dad smashed the vase.

-Really?

-Yeah.

0:25:210:25:23

Jamie, high five for your acting, my friend, because that was awesome!

0:25:230:25:27

-When you've got it, you've got it.

-When you've got it, you've got it, indeed!

0:25:270:25:32

And, girls, what was it like coming face to face with your idols, JLS?

0:25:320:25:36

-Amazing.

-Amazing, yeah. Jess, you are the biggest fan. What did you think when you saw them in the flesh?

0:25:360:25:40

-I didn't know if it was real.

-..Hysterically.

-She what, sorry?

0:25:400:25:44

-Giggling hysterically.

-Really? Ah, well, it was amazing.

-We are when we see them!

0:25:440:25:49

Please, everybody, give it up for Rebecca, Jess, Molly and Jess's dad, Jamie.

0:25:490:25:54

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:25:540:25:56

But we've done with you, because now we're going to find some more victims. I mean, sports!

0:25:560:26:02

Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you the Finger Of Fun!

0:26:020:26:05

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:26:050:26:10

Ah, look at him! I have missed you so much!

0:26:110:26:15

I like that. But look! Look! It's back!

0:26:150:26:19

Eh! Eh! No time for you to get sentimental, my friend, because this finger has got a job.

0:26:190:26:24

-Finger Of Fun, we need you to find us someone! Go!

-Go!

0:26:240:26:28

Oooh!

0:26:280:26:30

Oooh! Who's it going to be?

0:26:310:26:34

-BOTH: # Who's it going to be? #

-Is it going to be you? Is it going to be you?

0:26:340:26:38

It's not him!

0:26:380:26:40

Who is it going to be?

0:26:400:26:43

Ooooh! Is it going to be you?

0:26:430:26:45

It's not you! Who's it going to be?

0:26:450:26:49

-Who's it going to be?

-Ooooh!

0:26:490:26:52

It's going to... It's you!

0:26:520:26:55

Oh!

0:26:550:26:56

All right!

0:26:560:26:59

The Finger has spoken. Well, it's pointed.

0:26:590:27:03

-All right, so what is your name? What's your name?

-Colin.

0:27:030:27:07

Next to you?

0:27:070:27:09

LAUGHTER

0:27:090:27:11

-What's your name?

-Savannah.

0:27:110:27:13

Savannah, get yourself down here, because it's time to play The Prize Surprise!

0:27:130:27:18

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:27:180:27:21

Come on down!

0:27:210:27:23

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:27:230:27:26

-High five.

-Bring it. Yes!

-Nice to meet you, Savannah.

0:27:280:27:32

So...

0:27:320:27:33

Savannah, how are you feeling?

0:27:330:27:36

-Surprised.

-And, Colin, how are you? Are you all right, mate?

-Fine.

0:27:360:27:41

-Good. Fantastic. Now, you have no idea why you're here, do you?

-No.

0:27:410:27:46

-Well, Savannah, actually, it's about your mum, because...

-Oh!

0:27:460:27:49

LAUGHTER

0:27:490:27:52

Now, we've heard that she's a bit of an attention seeker.

0:27:520:27:56

-Would you agree with that?

-Uh-huh.

0:27:560:27:58

-And is it true that she makes home videos and stuff like that and puts them on the internet?

-Mm-hm.

0:27:580:28:04

-That must be really embarrassing. And it would be really embarrassing to show everybody, wouldn't it?

-No!

0:28:040:28:10

-Don't do that!

-Please, don't!

-I think we should. Are we going to see it?

0:28:100:28:15

AUDIENCE: YES!

0:28:150:28:17

-Let's take a look.

-Oh, my...

0:28:170:28:19

Hello. I'm Sharon. O-M-G!

0:28:210:28:24

Aah-ha-ha!

0:28:260:28:28

AUDIENCE: Ugh!

0:28:290:28:32

Innit?

0:28:340:28:34

It's quite crunchy.

0:28:360:28:39

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:28:440:28:47

Erm, I think I know what you're going to say.

0:28:470:28:50

I'll ask you anyway. What did you think of that?

0:28:500:28:52

..N'ugh!

0:28:520:28:55

LAUGHTER

0:28:550:28:57

-Now your mum's not here today, is she?

-No.

0:28:570:29:00

-No.

-Well, we have actually tracked her down. She's in Manchester city centre.

0:29:000:29:05

-Yeah.

-And we can go live to her right now. Are you there, Sharon?

0:29:050:29:08

-Mum!

-Hello!

0:29:090:29:11

-Hello!

-Hello. It's Sharon, everybody.

-Hi, Mum.

0:29:110:29:15

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:29:150:29:19

Sharon, I think we've proven you will do pretty much anything

0:29:220:29:25

when there is a camera around.

0:29:250:29:27

But what we want to know is, how far will you go, Sharon?

0:29:270:29:32

Now we want to control your every move. So we're going to give you a command.

0:29:320:29:37

-And you need to carry it out. Understood?

-Yeah!

0:29:370:29:39

-She's going to do it!

-OK.

0:29:390:29:42

Right. Here we go. Sharon, I believe you've got a megaphone there.

0:29:420:29:45

-Yep.

-Right!

0:29:450:29:48

-What we want you to do, Sharon, is shout the word "bum" to passers-by.

-Oh!

0:29:480:29:52

-OK.

-Off you go.

0:29:520:29:54

Bum! Bum!

0:29:570:29:59

Bum!

0:29:590:30:00

Bum!

0:30:000:30:01

Bum!

0:30:010:30:03

Bum!

0:30:030:30:04

-All right. OK.

-She's done it.

-She's done it! Fair play.

0:30:040:30:09

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:30:090:30:10

Now, Sharon, there is no question in our minds that you sound embarrassing,

0:30:100:30:16

-but can you look embarrassing?

-Surely not, surely not.

0:30:160:30:20

Sharon, could you take off your coat, please?

0:30:200:30:23

-I can do that.

-Go on then. Take off your coat.

0:30:230:30:27

What is this?

0:30:270:30:29

That's definitely a chicken costume. Yeah.

0:30:310:30:35

-I think that's done it.

-Yes, I'm a chicken!

0:30:350:30:38

Sharon, we are now going to make you do some really embarrassing things in public.

0:30:380:30:42

And you better do them, because for each task that you complete,

0:30:420:30:46

Savannah is going to win a prize.

0:30:460:30:48

AUDIENCE: Oooh!

0:30:480:30:51

Right.

0:30:510:30:53

-All right, your first challenge is for this massive jar of sweets.

-That's nice!

0:30:530:30:57

Ooh! AUDIENCE: Ooooh!

0:30:570:31:00

Savannah, I've only eaten a few of them.

0:31:000:31:02

Sharon, we want you to sing a song in the style of a chicken.

0:31:020:31:06

B'luck!

0:31:060:31:07

-LAUGHTER

-That'll do for me! Off you go!

0:31:070:31:11

Brilliant!

0:31:110:31:13

# B'luck-b'luck, b'luck-b'luck-b'luck!

0:31:140:31:16

# B'luck-b'luck, B'luck-b'luck-b'luck!

0:31:160:31:19

-# B'luck! B'luck! B'luck-b'luck B'luck-b-luck!

-I know it!

0:31:190:31:22

# B'luck-b'luck, b'luck-b'luck-b'luck

0:31:220:31:25

# B'luck-b'luck B'luck-b'luck-b'luck

0:31:250:31:27

# B'luck-b'luck-b'luck-b'luck! #

0:31:270:31:29

Fantastic!

0:31:290:31:31

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:31:310:31:34

There's your sweets, Savannah. We'll share them out later.

0:31:340:31:36

-I'm thinking that was Bad Romance by Lady Gaga, yeah?

-Yeah.

0:31:360:31:39

OK, good, good. OK, your next prize, Savannah,

0:31:390:31:44

-relates to your favourite group. Who might that be?

-Ooh!

0:31:440:31:47

LAUGHTER

0:31:470:31:49

-One Direction.

-Aaaaw!

0:31:490:31:52

-Who's your favourite member of One Direction?

-I don't have a favourite, but I have a soft spot for Louis.

0:31:520:31:57

-Ah! Well, here he is! I'm only...

-LAUGHTER

0:31:570:32:00

What are you doing?

0:32:020:32:04

-I'm sorry.

-That is so mean!

-That's why we call it Wind-Up, people!

0:32:040:32:09

-I'm sorry.

-It's so mean.

-But, but...

0:32:090:32:12

If your mum does get this next task right, you will win some One Direction goodies!

0:32:120:32:18

AUDIENCE: Ooooh!

0:32:180:32:20

But to win them, we are going to make Sharon eat something

0:32:200:32:25

and it's up to our studio audience to decide what.

0:32:250:32:29

-AUDIENCE: Aaaaw!

-I thought you'd like that.

-How evil do our audience look?

0:32:290:32:33

LAUGHTER

0:32:330:32:35

Well, will it be "A" - an extra hot chilli?

0:32:350:32:39

AUDIENCE: Ooooh!

0:32:390:32:40

Will it be "B" - a handful of crickets? The insects not the sport!

0:32:400:32:46

Or "C" - I think I know what's coming. Both!

0:32:460:32:50

OK?

0:32:500:32:51

Studio audience, shout out your answer, A, B or C, now.

0:32:510:32:55

AUDIENCE: C!

0:32:550:32:58

-You bunch of meanies!

-OK.

0:32:580:33:01

It looks like it's going to be both. Savannah, any words of encouragement for your mum?

0:33:010:33:06

-Do it for One Direction!

-Yeaaah!

0:33:060:33:09

-I'll do it! I'll do it!

-OK, Sharon, Here we go. Eat that chilli!

0:33:090:33:13

-Oh, wow!

-Right. Yeah.

0:33:130:33:16

-Remember, whatever you do, do not try this at home, OK?

-It's silly!

0:33:160:33:20

One chilli!

0:33:200:33:21

-AUDIENCE: Ugh!

-Eat it all!

0:33:210:33:25

That's got indigestion written all over it!

0:33:250:33:28

LAUGHTER

0:33:280:33:31

-Have I got to swallow it?

-Yeah.

0:33:310:33:34

Ooh!

0:33:340:33:36

-Aagh!

-Eat it!

0:33:370:33:39

Aaaagh! Aaaggh!

0:33:390:33:42

Quick! Aaagh! Quick!

0:33:420:33:44

Go on, give her a drink! There we go. OK?

0:33:460:33:50

Well done! That was the first one.

0:33:510:33:53

OK. But... But...

0:33:530:33:57

There was a second part of that challenge. Well done, Sharon.

0:33:570:34:00

The next bit is, you need to eat a handful of crickets - the insect, not the sport!

0:34:000:34:04

Here we go!

0:34:060:34:08

Just that little handful.

0:34:080:34:10

AUDIENCE: Ugh!

0:34:100:34:13

-Peanuts! That's what they are! They're only peanuts.

-No, they're not!

0:34:130:34:17

LAUGHTER

0:34:170:34:19

They're crickets.

0:34:190:34:21

-LAUGHTER

-Curry fried though, I think.

0:34:210:34:24

-Congratulations, Sharon.

-Yes, you have won all of those One Direction goodies for Savannah!

0:34:240:34:30

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:34:300:34:34

Right. OK, now, this is the biggy. Sharon and Savannah,

0:34:340:34:37

we come to our final round and the chance to win this state-of-the-art camcorder! Ooh!

0:34:370:34:43

AUDIENCE: Oooh!

0:34:430:34:45

-Get your own back on your mum - film your own videos.

-Yeah!

0:34:450:34:49

Sharon, to win this challenge, you must find five members of the public

0:34:490:34:53

to pie you in the face, but, this is the kicker,

0:34:530:34:57

-you've only got 20 seconds to do it in.

-OK.

0:34:570:35:00

Best of luck, Sharon. In three, two, one, go!

0:35:000:35:03

-Go! Go!

-Pies! Pies! Pies!

0:35:030:35:05

Oh, that's one!

0:35:050:35:07

-Oh, they are properly pieing her!

-How many have we got so far?

0:35:080:35:13

Is that five?

0:35:140:35:17

-Yeah!

-Yeah!

0:35:170:35:19

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:35:190:35:24

What an absolute legend she is!

0:35:250:35:28

Well done, Sharon. And that means you have won Savannah

0:35:280:35:32

all of those One Direction goodies and the camcorder and the sweets.

0:35:320:35:36

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:35:360:35:39

-Savannah, that's good. That's a good day's work that.

-Great!

0:35:390:35:42

-Have you got anything you want to say to your mum?

-Thank you!

0:35:420:35:45

-Was it worth all the embarrassment?

-Yeah!

0:35:450:35:48

Yeah! Brilliant! How are you feeling, Sharon?

0:35:480:35:51

Oh, excellent!

0:35:510:35:53

-Oh!

-Oh!

-Well, thank you for being such great sports.

0:35:530:35:57

Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Savannah and Sharon!

0:35:570:36:00

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:36:000:36:03

Right, we are going to take a break from winding up our studio audience.

0:36:030:36:07

-We are?

-Yeah. Because it's time for us to get a surprise of our own.

0:36:070:36:11

-Hang on! I didn't sign up for this.

-You did, actually. Look. It says here it right here.

0:36:110:36:17

Oh, yeah! So I did. In that case then...

0:36:210:36:24

BOTH: BRING ON THE TRUCK OF LIGHT!

0:36:240:36:27

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:36:270:36:30

HORN HONKS

0:36:300:36:33

OK!

0:36:420:36:43

Now there is something inside this vehicle, other than Chimpy!

0:36:430:36:48

And Mark and I have no idea what it is, but whatever it is, we just have to go with it.

0:36:480:36:53

-Sam, I'm sacred.

-Don't be scared! Hold my hand. It's going to be all right.

0:36:530:36:57

OK, Chimpy, reveal the mystery guest!

0:36:570:37:00

It's Ashleigh and Pudsey, everybody!

0:37:030:37:06

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:37:060:37:10

DRUM ROLL INTRO

0:37:100:37:14

JAZZY DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:37:140:37:19

AUDIENCE CLAPS IN RHYTHM

0:37:190:37:22

Yeah!

0:37:380:37:40

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:38:000:38:05

-Yeah! Hello!

-Hello, darling. Are you all right?

0:38:100:38:13

Mwah! Ashleigh and Pudsey, everybody!

0:38:130:38:17

That is absolutely amazing!

0:38:170:38:19

My goodness! And it's even better when you see it in real life!

0:38:190:38:23

-It's unbelievable! That was fantastic!

-Oh, thank you.

0:38:230:38:26

-We haven't got to do that, have we?

-You'll just have to wait and see.

0:38:260:38:29

-Aw!

-Yeah!

-Well, we'd better go and get ready.

-Let's prepare ourselves.

0:38:290:38:34

While we do that, take a look at what else we've been up to with our hidden cameras!

0:38:340:38:38

Yes, it's not just about us and the audience getting surprises. Check this out. Amazing.

0:38:380:38:43

'Yes! Take a lift with some random members of the public.

0:38:440:38:48

'Add one wind-up trumper. Pftt! And this is what you get. Pffftt!

0:38:480:38:53

Pftt!

0:38:540:38:56

Pfttt!

0:38:560:38:57

Pffffttt!

0:38:580:38:59

Pffttt!

0:38:590:39:01

Pfftt!

0:39:010:39:03

Pftt!

0:39:030:39:05

Pfffttt!

0:39:050:39:06

Pffftttt!

0:39:060:39:07

Pftt!

0:39:070:39:09

Pftt!

0:39:090:39:10

Pffftttt!

0:39:100:39:11

SHE LAUGHS

0:39:110:39:13

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:39:130:39:16

-Oh, tell you what, that was crazy.

-It was indeed.

0:39:160:39:19

But not as crazy as this challenge. So, Ashleigh, what exactly are we going to be doing?

0:39:190:39:24

-Don't worry! You're not doing what me and Pudsey were doing.

-Thank goodness for that!

0:39:240:39:28

-You are going to be doing this lovely agility course here.

-Right.

0:39:280:39:31

-Let's meet your dogs. This is Paisley over here.

-Good old Paisley!

0:39:310:39:34

-Yawning there.

-Yeah!

0:39:340:39:37

-And then you've got Kiri.

-Oh, hello!

0:39:370:39:39

OK, so that is our challenge. But how do you lot think we'll do?

0:39:390:39:45

You get it right, there is a prize in it for you!

0:39:450:39:47

-AUDIENCE: Ooooh!

-Even Paisley woke up for that!

0:39:470:39:51

Each of you have two cards - a blue one, which is for me,

0:39:510:39:56

-and a pink one, which is for Mark.

-OK. Ooh, don't laff!

0:39:560:40:00

So, please, make your decisions

0:40:000:40:02

and raise your Sam and Mark cards now!

0:40:020:40:05

AUDIENCE: Whooo!!

0:40:050:40:07

-It's an even split, actually.

-It's not too bad, actually. Even-stevens.

-I'd say 50-50.

0:40:070:40:12

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

-Nice.

-Yeah, OK.

-Am I going first then?

0:40:120:40:16

-Yes, you're up first. Good luck.

-Shall we come over here?

0:40:160:40:18

-OK, let's go over here, mate.

-Right. Sam, are you ready?

-I'm ready!

-OK.

0:40:180:40:23

Three, two, one, go!

0:40:230:40:25

Come on! Come on! This way. Through here.

0:40:250:40:28

Come on. Oh, this way! OK, through here!

0:40:280:40:32

Shall I go through?

0:40:320:40:35

Wait for me!

0:40:400:40:42

Wait for me!

0:40:430:40:45

Wait for me!

0:40:450:40:47

Wait! Wait! Wait!

0:40:490:40:53

Over here! Over here! Over here!

0:40:530:40:56

No, this way! Come here!

0:40:560:40:58

Over here! Over here! Jump, jump, jump!

0:41:060:41:09

Jump, jump, jump!

0:41:090:41:10

AUDIENCE: Yeeeaah!

0:41:140:41:16

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:41:160:41:21

Good luck beating that, Mark!

0:41:230:41:25

-You don't actually get extra points for going through the tunnel yourself.

-What?

0:41:250:41:29

And also, how am I going to get in there with this dog?

0:41:290:41:32

OK, do want to come over here, Paisley?

0:41:320:41:34

Paisley, over here. Good dog. Yeah!

0:41:340:41:37

Right, three, two, one! Go!

0:41:370:41:41

In between, in between. Go on, Paisley. This way! This way!

0:41:410:41:45

Here, yeah!

0:41:450:41:48

Oh, yes! Oh, he's going away!

0:41:480:41:50

Paisley! Thank you.

0:41:500:41:52

Come on! You like it, you like it! You love it! Yes!

0:41:520:41:56

Through here. Jump, jump, jump!

0:41:560:41:58

Yes!

0:41:580:41:59

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:41:590:42:01

Well done! Yeah! Good, mate!

0:42:010:42:04

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:42:040:42:07

-Very good! Very good!

-What a brilliant dog you are, Paisley!

0:42:070:42:12

OK, so I believe, I'm guessing... You're our guest judge so...

0:42:120:42:16

-Yes.

-Who do you reckon won that? And can I just say, that's a smashing blouse!

0:42:160:42:21

-I'm sorry, Sam, but Mark is our winner.

-Oh!

0:42:210:42:25

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:42:250:42:28

-Can I just say, excellently played.

-Thank you very much.

0:42:280:42:32

And what a lovely, lovely dog. Thank you ever so much. Brilliant!

0:42:320:42:36

So it's a win for me then and it's a win for everyone who voted for me!

0:42:360:42:42

-Because you will all receive a no-expense spared Big Friday Wind-Up wind-up toy!

-Yeah!

0:42:420:42:48

AUDIENCE: Woooo!

0:42:480:42:51

Once again, a massive thank you to the lovely and beautiful Ashleigh!

0:42:510:42:56

-Thank you. Thank you very much.

-Here's what else you can expect in this series of Big Friday Wind-up.

0:42:560:43:02

Well, sorry to interrupt Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.

0:43:020:43:05

All right, corkers!

0:43:070:43:09

He's broke his sword!

0:43:100:43:12

-Aaagh!

-Aaaagh!

-Aagh!

0:43:120:43:13

-Hello!

-OH!

0:43:130:43:14

-Maniac!

-We're coming for you.

0:43:160:43:18

# Who's it gonna be? #

0:43:180:43:20

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:43:200:43:23

No, no, no! Your eyes do not deceive you.

0:43:230:43:28

It's the Finger Of Fun. He's back. "But why, why is he back?" I hear you ask.

0:43:280:43:32

I will tell you for why, Sam, seeing as you asked so politely.

0:43:320:43:36

He's going to help us find two families to take part in our final game,

0:43:360:43:39

where they could win loads of goodies, including tonight's star prize, a games console!

0:43:390:43:45

AUDIENCE: Oooh!

0:43:450:43:48

So, Finger Of Fun, what are you waiting for? Find us a family!

0:43:480:43:53

Ooooh!

0:43:530:43:56

Who's it going to be? Which family is it going to be? This family?

0:43:560:44:00

Oh, oh, oh! Is it going to be this family? Oooh!

0:44:000:44:05

Where are they? Yoooou! OK!

0:44:050:44:09

The Finger has made up his mind. Our first family is the Neal family!

0:44:090:44:14

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:44:140:44:17

But who will the Neal family be competing against? Come on, Finger, get a move on!

0:44:170:44:23

Oooh, who is it going to be? Who does it wanna be?

0:44:230:44:28

-# Who is it gonna be? #

-Oooh! Oooh!

0:44:280:44:31

Oooooh!

0:44:310:44:34

Yeesss!

0:44:340:44:35

Oh, yes! Give it up! It's the Stiles family!

0:44:350:44:39

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:44:390:44:42

OK!

0:44:420:44:43

The Neal family and the Stiles family get yourselves down here, cos it's time to play Family Face-Off!

0:44:430:44:49

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:44:490:44:55

I think it's only fair that we meet our two families properly.

0:44:580:45:02

Over here we've got Team Mark. Team captain Dad, give me five. Yes!

0:45:020:45:06

-Are we going to win this?

-We're going to smash it.

-Bring it.

0:45:060:45:09

Do you want to introduce the rest of your team, please, mate.

0:45:090:45:11

-I've got Connor and Chloe.

-Fantastic!

0:45:110:45:14

-Team Sam, who have you got over there?

-Over here we've got Les. Are you all right, Les?

-Yes.

0:45:140:45:19

-Introduce the rest of your family, please.

-This is my daughter, Gabby, and my wife, April.

-Lovely.

0:45:190:45:24

-Gabby, are we going to win this?

-Yes! Yeah!

-High five that. All right!

0:45:240:45:29

Well, we'll soon find out, won't we? Let's get things going.

0:45:290:45:32

It's time for Round One - the Underpants Of Chaos!

0:45:320:45:35

AUDIENCE: Ooooh!

0:45:350:45:40

Now you may have noticed something different about us.

0:45:410:45:45

Yes, we are wearing underpants over the top of our suits.

0:45:450:45:48

Now, that's not all, because these underpants are...

0:45:480:45:52

BOTH: Electrified!

0:45:520:45:54

ZZZZZTTTT!

0:45:540:45:56

-If you don't believe us, we'd better check.

-Why did you say that?

0:45:560:45:59

-It's on the script.

-Fair enough. The powers that be. Let's test the underpants.

0:45:590:46:04

-ZZZZZTTTT!

-Ah! They're working good!

0:46:040:46:07

-ZZZZZTTTT!

-Ah! Stop! Stop!

0:46:070:46:10

Stop, stop, stop!

0:46:100:46:13

OK, so... Are you all right?

0:46:130:46:16

LAUGHTER

0:46:160:46:18

-So here's how the game works.

-Each team takes a turn to tell us an interesting fact about themselves.

0:46:180:46:23

And the other team has to guess whether that fact is true or false.

0:46:230:46:27

Once the teams have made up their minds, they'll have to press one of the buttons

0:46:270:46:31

to show if they think the fact was indeed true or false.

0:46:310:46:34

If my team are right, Mark will get the shock.

0:46:340:46:38

But if my team are wrong, then I get the shock.

0:46:380:46:41

OK, let's play. Team Sam, please give us your fact.

0:46:410:46:45

-We have a big pet dog. The strange thing is, he's got webbed feet.

-Interesting.

0:46:450:46:51

OK. So, Team Mark, do you think that fact is true or false?

0:46:510:46:56

What do you think, audience? True or false?

0:46:560:47:00

AUDIENCE: True! False! True!

0:47:000:47:02

Could you get it right, please? You've literally got my pants in your hands.

0:47:020:47:07

HOOTER!

0:47:070:47:08

Time is up. Now before you press the button, what are you going for?

0:47:080:47:12

-False.

-You're going for false. OK, now get ready to press the button in...

0:47:120:47:17

three, two, one!

0:47:170:47:19

-ZZZZZTTTT!

-Aaagh!

0:47:200:47:23

You got it wrong, so it was indeed true. Really?

0:47:230:47:27

-Your dog's got webbed feet.

-Webbed feet, yeah.

-Really?

0:47:270:47:29

-Yeah, breed for swimming.

-Good swimmer then?

-Yeah, water rescue.

-Wow, amazing!

0:47:290:47:35

Look at that. So that means you got that wrong. Sorry about that, guys.

0:47:350:47:39

-Oh, that hurt.

-OK, Team Mark, it's now your turn to give us your fact. What's it going to be?

0:47:390:47:45

-Max from the The Wanted is our next neighbour.

-Right.

0:47:450:47:49

Team Sam, what do you think? Is it true or is it false? Your times starts now.

0:47:490:47:55

What do you think?

0:47:550:47:57

AUDIENCE SHOUTS

0:47:570:48:00

HOOTER!

0:48:000:48:02

Time's up! OK, remember, if you get this right,

0:48:020:48:05

then I will get the shock. Please don't let that happen again!

0:48:050:48:09

But if you're wrong, then Sam will get the shock.

0:48:090:48:12

-Before you press it, what do you think the answer is?

-True.

-True.

0:48:120:48:15

You're going for true. OK. Here we go.

0:48:150:48:19

Will you press the true button in three, two, one, go!

0:48:190:48:23

-ZZZZZTTTT!

-Aaagh!

0:48:230:48:26

All right, all right! Stop pressing!

0:48:260:48:29

Oh, dear me! OK. So... That means it was false.

0:48:290:48:34

Which means at the end of the first round, the score's are 0-0!

0:48:340:48:37

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:48:370:48:40

Don't you worry! We can redeem ourselves, cos it's time for round number two.

0:48:400:48:45

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:48:450:48:51

For this round, we are setting you a very special challenge,

0:48:540:48:57

revolving around three members of our lovely studio audience.

0:48:570:49:01

Now, you might find this difficult to believe, but this isn't their real hair!

0:49:010:49:06

They are in disguise. Because one of them is actually bald.

0:49:060:49:10

Now what we want you to do is to tell us which one is the baldy.

0:49:100:49:15

You have ten seconds to write down your answer, starting now.

0:49:150:49:20

Have a good look, guys. You've only got ten seconds.

0:49:200:49:23

The audience are whispering away.

0:49:230:49:26

Write down your answers, guys. A, B or C.

0:49:260:49:29

HOOTER!

0:49:290:49:30

OK, time's up. Which one did you think was the bald one? Let's take a look.

0:49:300:49:35

-"C" on my team.

-We've got "C" on my team!

-Interesting!

0:49:350:49:38

Well, there is only one way to find out. Chimpy, bring on the leaf blower.

0:49:380:49:43

It's Chimpy, everybody! Thanks, Chimpy.

0:49:430:49:46

-OK.

-See ya. Lovely Chimpy.

0:49:460:49:49

-Are you all set, my friend?

-Let's check. Oh, I'm set.

0:49:490:49:52

-LEAF BLOWER WHIZZES

-All right, all right, calm down!

0:49:520:49:55

-Put the wind up 'em!

-OK, here we go! Let's find out.

0:49:550:49:58

He's got hair, everybody!

0:49:580:50:01

He's got hair as well! So it's...

0:50:020:50:05

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:50:050:50:08

-Come in, Chimpy!

-Come on!

0:50:080:50:10

Aaaah! Aaah!

0:50:100:50:12

Take it away. Take it away.

0:50:120:50:15

Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for our three wig wearers!

0:50:150:50:19

Thank you very much. Off you go, guys.

0:50:190:50:21

Wow! So that means that you both got it right.

0:50:210:50:25

The answer was indeed "C", which means...

0:50:250:50:28

A tie-breaker! It's one-all! We need a tie-breaker question!

0:50:280:50:32

Don't you worry. Don't you worry at all. Oh, tension music. I like that.

0:50:320:50:37

OK. Now before the show, we asked each member of our audience

0:50:370:50:40

-if they'd ever picked their nose and eaten it.

-Ugh!

0:50:400:50:43

LAUGHTER

0:50:430:50:45

I reckon there's a few dirty nose-pickers in that audience.

0:50:450:50:48

OK, guys, you've got ten seconds to write down your answer. We want a percentage.

0:50:480:50:52

OK, the clock's ticking, the clock's ticking.

0:50:520:50:56

HOOTER!

0:50:580:50:59

OK, my team, what percentage are you going for?

0:50:590:51:02

-15.

-15 per cent. Interesting!

-They crossed out 20, as well.

0:51:020:51:06

-All right. What are you going for?

-25 per cent.

-Interesting.

0:51:060:51:10

The answer is...

0:51:100:51:13

Oh, come on!

0:51:130:51:15

-33 per cent!

-Yes!

0:51:150:51:18

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Yes! Get in there! Well done!

0:51:180:51:22

Which means my team, Team Mark, are going through to the final prize round.

0:51:220:51:27

-Go and get yourselves ready!

-Commiserations to my team. Have you enjoyed yourselves?

0:51:270:51:32

-Great fun.

-Excellent! Well, everybody, please give it up for the Stiles family!

0:51:320:51:36

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:51:360:51:40

Unlucky. Here we go then. Let's play Stuck On You.

0:51:400:51:44

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:51:480:51:51

OK, playing this game we have Chloe and Nick. Chloe, you feeling good?

0:51:510:51:56

-Yeah!

-No.

0:51:560:51:58

LAUGHTER

0:51:580:52:00

-Nick, I'll ask you, are you feeling good?

-Good, but hot.

0:52:000:52:03

It will get better, I promise you. Here are the rules.

0:52:030:52:06

This lovely Wind-Up audience is armed with hundreds of balls.

0:52:060:52:11

-AUDIENCE: Ooooh!

-Have you been nice to them? I hope so!

0:52:110:52:14

You have to run around and catch as many as you can with your sticky suits.

0:52:140:52:19

At the end of the game, we'll count up the balls and see what prizes you qualify for.

0:52:190:52:23

More than 20, which is represented by this yellow line here,

0:52:230:52:26

gets you these lovely board games.

0:52:260:52:29

AUDIENCE: Ooooh!

0:52:290:52:30

More than 40 balls, represented by the blue line,

0:52:300:52:34

will get you the board games and a day out at the cinema for a family!

0:52:340:52:39

AUDIENCE: Ooooh!

0:52:390:52:41

And more than 60 balls, represented by this red line...

0:52:410:52:46

Yeah, oh yeah! It's the big one. You'll win tonight's star prize, a games console.

0:52:460:52:51

AUDIENCE: Whooooo!

0:52:510:52:55

But wait! That's not all, because there is one golden ball out there.

0:52:550:52:59

If you manage to catch that, you will win tonight's mystery prize!

0:52:590:53:04

AUDIENCE: Wooooo!

0:53:040:53:07

-What is it, Sam?

-I can't tell you, Mark. It's a mystery.

-Right.

0:53:070:53:09

-Nick and Chloe, are you ready and raring to go?

-Ready.

0:53:090:53:12

-Just one last rule. You can't use your hands to pick up the balls. OK?

-OK.

-OK.

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-Audience, let 'em have it! Go!

-Go!

0:53:160:53:20

HOOTER!

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-Come over here, guys!

-Well done!

-They did really well.

-Come here, guys.

0:53:340:53:39

Nick, you've got a lot of balls there! Come over here, Chloe.

0:53:390:53:43

All right. Let's put them in here. I won't count them. That would take a fortnight!

0:53:430:53:47

All right, all right. You've done really well.

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Just talk between yourselves.

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Past the 20-ball mark.

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Got some on the back as well. Come on!

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Yes! Past the blue line!

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-Hold on, hold on! One between legs here!

-This could change it.

0:54:030:54:08

BUZZER!

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Oh!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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That is the lot and you managed to get over 40 of the balls,

0:54:130:54:17

-which means you win the board games and the family cinema ticket!

-Yeah, very good!

0:54:170:54:22

-Ah, he's come in! He's come in!

-Go on, lad! Lovely.

-Ah!

0:54:220:54:27

-Lovely.

-Guys, have you enjoyed yourselves?

-Yeah!

-Fantastic!

0:54:270:54:30

Well, it's almost time to wind up the show,

0:54:300:54:33

but not before we said thank you to everyone we've surprised tonight.

0:54:330:54:36

Yeah, and, of course, a massive thank you to JLS and, of course, the lovely Ashleigh and Pudsey.

0:54:360:54:42

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:54:420:54:45

We'll see you next time. Playing us out it's Scouting For Girls. Take it away!

0:54:450:54:50

-Aagh!

-Oh!

0:54:500:54:51

MUSIC: "Without You" by Scouting For Girls

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# I want you back

0:54:550:54:57

# I want you back

0:55:000:55:02

# And in my head

0:55:020:55:05

# I keep my demons

0:55:050:55:08

# You were the first

0:55:080:55:10

# The first and last to see them

0:55:100:55:13

# You saved me

0:55:130:55:14

# And gave me

0:55:140:55:15

# Everything I need

0:55:150:55:17

# You brought me to my knees

0:55:190:55:22

# Cos without you, without you

0:55:220:55:26

# I might as well give up

0:55:260:55:28

# Without you, without you

0:55:280:55:31

# I know I'll mess it up

0:55:310:55:34

# But I'm wide open, still hoping

0:55:340:55:37

# This is just a dream

0:55:370:55:40

# One day I'll wake up and you'll be

0:55:400:55:43

# Lying next to me

0:55:430:55:46

# La-la, la-la

0:55:460:55:48

# La-la

0:55:480:55:50

# I know you're gone

0:55:500:55:53

-# Cos I'm bruised and bleeding

-I'm bruised and bleeding

0:55:530:55:57

# Though it's wrong

0:55:570:55:58

# I'm still believing that the next time

0:55:580:56:02

-# I see you, we can make it all OK

-All OK

0:56:020:56:07

# Cos I can't let you get away

0:56:070:56:11

# Cos without you, without you

0:56:110:56:15

# I might as well give up

0:56:150:56:17

# Without you, without you

0:56:170:56:20

# I know I'll mess things up

0:56:200:56:22

# But I'm wide open, still hoping

0:56:220:56:26

# This is just a dream

0:56:260:56:28

# One day I'll wake up

0:56:280:56:30

# And you'll be

0:56:300:56:32

# Lying next to me

0:56:320:56:34

-# Cos I know, I know we can make it

-I know we can make it

0:56:340:56:40

# Cos I know

0:56:400:56:41

# Without you I'm waiting

0:56:410:56:44

-# And I know, I know we can make it

-I know we can make it

0:56:440:56:50

# And I know

0:56:500:56:52

# I want you back, baby

0:56:520:56:55

# Cos I know that love is a strange game

0:56:560:57:01

# And I know that time don't heal all pain

0:57:020:57:06

# But I'll just keep breathing

0:57:070:57:10

# I'll just keep breathing

0:57:100:57:13

# Until we meet again

0:57:140:57:17

# La-la, la-la

0:57:170:57:20

# La-la

0:57:200:57:21

# Cos without you, without you

0:57:210:57:24

# I might as well give up

0:57:240:57:27

# Without you, without you

0:57:270:57:30

# I know I'll mess things up

0:57:300:57:32

# But I'm wide open, still hoping

0:57:320:57:36

# This is just a dream

0:57:360:57:38

# One day I'll wake up

0:57:380:57:41

# And you'll be

0:57:410:57:42

# Lying next to me

0:57:420:57:44

-# And I know, I know we can make it

-I know we can make it

0:57:440:57:50

# Cos I know without you I'm waiting

0:57:500:57:54

-# Cos I know, I know we can make it

-I know we can make it

0:57:550:58:01

# And I know I want you back

0:58:010:58:04

# I want you back

0:58:090:58:11

# I want you back... #

0:58:140:58:16

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