Lemar Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

# Wind me up, put me down Start me up and watch me go

# It's easy when you know how it's done

# You can't stop now It's already begun... #

Ladies and gentlemen, go wild!

Put your hands in the air like you just don't care!

It's your hosts - Sam and Mark!

# Bad boys are always catching my eye! #

Hello! Hello!

Come on, come on! High five! Yeah!

BULLETS FLY

-It's Friday!

-It's the weekend!

-And that means one thing.

-It's fish and chips for tea!

-Yeah!

But also it's time for Big Friday Wind-Up!

Yeah!

This week's show is so surprising, it even surprised us.

-Is that your surprised face?

-It is.

-It's good.

Today's show has got more wind-ups than a wind-up merchant

-who's been on holiday to Wind-Up Town.

-That is a lot of wind-ups.

-It is.

-Basically, no one is safe.

Stay tuned to see what happened when we went undercover

to surprise some fans of ours.

-#

-You walked down the street

-#

-Meet a man playing a harmonica...

-#

How many books do you read per month?

-AUDIENCE: Ooh!

-Ooh, indeed.

And we'll find out if a friend in need is a friend indeed

-as the audience's friendship is tested.

-Our special guest is Lemar!

Oh, yes.

-Hashtag amazing!

-Isn't he just? It's such a packed show,

-I don't know where to start.

-How about at the start?

-Good idea.

This audience is sat comfortably now but we'll make them uncomfortable

-as we reveal a few secrets of theirs.

-We're coming to get you!

There's nowhere to hide, audience. Are you all all right? Eh?

Look at you. You're all nervous.

I could be coming to speak to any of you. All right, love?

Don't worry. I'm not going to come and speak to you

-because I'm going to speak to you... Grace. Hello!

-Hi.

-All right?

-Yeah.

-Is this your dad?

-Yeah.

-Steve?

-How you doing, Steve?

-Very well. You?

-Very good.

-I hear that your dad Steve is a little bit embarrassing.

-Sometimes.

-Why? What does he do?

-He does funny accents.

-Oh, no!

I think it would be rude not to hear a funny accent, guys.

Steve, give us a funny accent. What sort of things would you say?

-It's normally when I order food.

-Scottish! What else?

-A wee bit of Irish now.

-You silly sausage!

He's a silly sausage! That is pretty embarrassing. Mark,

-can you beat that?

-That was a really good Scottish accent. Well done.

These people are going, "Mark, are you going to come to me?"

Ooh... They all look really scared.

I love it. I'm actually going to come over and speak to you, Cameron.

-How you doing, mate?

-Good.

-Good. He's good.

-Is this your nan?

-Yeah.

-Isabel, is it?

-It is, yeah.

-Hello. How are you?

-Fine, thank you.

Now I've heard that she can be embarrassing. She's into rock music?

-Yep.

-What does she do that's embarrassing?

-Well, she does this.

The technical term for that is headbanging.

And sometimes when my friends come she's listening to it.

No way! Oh!

-Isabel, would you like to do some headbanging with me now?

-Yeah.

Let's do it. Stand up.

MUSIC: "Woo Hoo" BY BLUR

Wow! High five to that!

I'm sorry, mate, but that was very good, but very embarrassing.

-Are you all right?

-Yep.

-Sam, can you do any better? Good luck!

I liked that. But I think I'm all out, actually,

which does pose a slight problem. How do we fill the next few minutes?

Fear not. I always have a spare performer up my sleeve

for such occasions. Does anyone recognise this?

SOUND OF STRANGE BEATS

Hmm, interesting. Does anybody recognise that? Hands up.

Ooh, we've got a hand up over here. Let's have a little word.

Excuse me, sorry. Coming through. Can I just sit on your knee?

Is that all right? There we go.

-Brandon, is it?

-Yeah.

-How you doing?

-I'm fine, thanks.

-Why did you recognise that?

-It sounds like my dad.

-Your dad?

-He fancies himself as a beatboxer?

-Yeah, he thinks he's dead cool.

-Oh, no! That must be really embarrassing for you.

-Yeah.

-You're a big fan of this show.

-Yeah.

-So you probably know

-what I'm about to say.

-Yeah.

-What's that?

-That my dad's here?

You're quite right! Please give it up for Brandon's dad!

It's beatboxing Bernie!

# My heart skips skips skips Skips skips a beat

# Yeah I can see

# You're not yourself

# So come on spin me around I don't wanna go home

# Cos when you hold me like this That's when my heart skips

-# Skips a beat! #

-Yes!

Yes!

Favourite performance of anyone ever. Give it up for Bernie!

-Brandon, did your heart skip a beat there?

-No, not really.

-I'm guessing you know what's coming next on the show.

-Yeah.

-What's that?

-You put him on a wheel.

-Yeah!

Dad, go and get yourself ready. Brandon, you come with me.

It's time to play Dad On A Wheel!

We have sent Brandon's dad backstage to "get ready".

-Brandon, are you ready to see what we've done with him?

-Yeah.

-Audience, are you ready?

-YEAH!

-Fantastic.

Everyone please give it up for Dad On A Wheel!

# I'm so dizzy My head is spinning

# Like a whirlpool... #

-Dad, how are you feeling?

-Fine.

-Good. I'm glad.

OK, now listen very carefully.

The rules are pretty complicated. Firstly, we take a dad.

Secondly, we place him on a wheel.

You've lost me. Are you lot following this?

-YEAH!

-All right, then. Over to Sam for the science bit.

The wheel has three gold sections. Now if Dad lands on Dad,

he'll win himself a prize! That would be nice, wouldn't it?

-It would indeed.

-Better still, if Dad lands on Audience,

every one of you will win a prize.

But even better still, if Dad lands on Star, Brandon wins a prize!

Give me five! So what we're trying to say is that gold is good.

Red, on the other hand, is BAD!

Actually, it's not that bad.

If Dad lands in the red section, Brandon gets to foam him!

-It's gonna be a good day! Brandon, are you ready?

-Yes!

-Fantastic.

In that case, come on, Sam...

Spin the wheel!

Here we go!

Oh...yes!

-I can't believe it!

-I'll tell you when. This one. Get that there.

Best of luck, guys. In three, two, one - foam him!

In the face!

OK, stop the foaming!

-How are you feeling, Dad?

-A little bit wet.

-We've got two more spins.

Here comes the second one!

Oh, no, no!

I don't believe it!

-It's not looking good for you, my friend.

-Get him in the face!

Three, two, one - foam him!

YEAH!

-Stop the foaming! Stop the foaming!

-He's getting into it now. I like it.

-We've only got one more spin left. Shall we try to get a prize?

-Yes!

Here we go!

I promise, it's not rigged, this. I promise.

-OK.

-Oh, bless you.

-For the third time, after three.

One, two, three!

-Done!

-Are we done?

We didn't have enough foam left in there!

So at the end of Dad On A Wheel, you've won nothing,

but got three foamings! Yay!

I'm going to ask you, Bernie, have you had fun?

-That's all you need to say.

-Brandon, did you enjoy that?

-Yeah.

-Well done, mate.

-Let's hear it for Brandon and Bernie!

And now it's today's special guest. It's Lemar!

-Hello, mate! Good to see you.

-Good to see you, Lemar.

-Oh, this is nice. This is lovely.

-Thanks for being on the show, mate.

Thanks. You look very dapper.

-You got the memo about the jacket.

-I got the jacket,

but you've got the whole thing.

-He's nice.

-He's nice. Now before we go any further,

-we've already would you up today.

-You did get me.

-And I didn't see it coming.

-You didn't?

-That was good.

When Lemar arrived earlier today, we had a surprise. Want to see?

-YES!

-Not even the celebs are safe. Let's have a look.

-Straight through?

-Yeah.

Oh!

That was really good.

That actually got me. I was like, "Straight through?" Oh, hi!

All I saw was nostrils in the dark.

Nostrils in the dark? Move!

-Have you forgiven us for that?

-Now I have.

-OK, good.

-Now I have.

A lot of you won't know this, but you started on a talent show.

-Correct.

-Fame Academy. Long before The X Factor. When was that?

-10 years now.

-Is it that long?

-A decade ago.

-Where's the time gone?

-I don't know.

-And you've worked with some famous people.

-Beyonce...

-Wow! That's pretty cool!

-Destiny's Child.

-Wow!

-Enrique Iglesias.

-Name dropping!

-Justin Timberlake.

I'm not going to continue. But I've been really fortunate.

-We're going to get our lovely audience to ask you questions.

-Yeah.

-Go on, Sam. Trainers on.

-Who's got a question for Lemar?

-Let's start over here.

-We've got a few.

-You stand up.

-What's your name?

-Megan.

-What is your question for Lemar?

-When did you start wanting to be a singer?

-I always wanted to do music,

but I didn't know anyone in the biz. I just kept on studying.

When I got to college, I bumped into someone. He knocked on my door.

I was singing in my living room. He heard me.

He said, "Was that you singing?" And here I am, 10, 12 years later.

-Pretty cool. Does that answer your question?

-Yeah.

-Let's go over here.

-Come on, Sam, hurry up!

-He's not as young as he used to be.

-Stand up. What's your name?

-Lucy.

-What's your question?

-What football team do you support?

-Are you a follower of football?

-Yes, I am. Tottenham.

BOOING

-There's cheers and boos!

-There were cheers!

-Some cheers.

Calm down! It's not a panto!

-What will you be singing for us later?

-My new single.

-It's called The First Time.

-Right.

-And I can't wait for you to hear it.

-It's an uplifting song.

-Brilliant. We'll see that a bit later on.

Right now, give it up for Lemar.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Cheers, mate.

Here's what else is coming up on the show before that.

In today's humdinger of a show, the lads are on a secret mission.

Nervous?

One Direction surprise a super fan.

Good luck, Molly!

And even Chimpy gets wound up!

Hey, we spoil you on this show.

Now let us introduce you to some friends of ours.

Give it up for Jessica and Freya!

Yes! High five! High five!

-Air fives! Yeah!

-Girls, are you enjoying the show?

-Yeah.

-Awesome!

-Now you've already experienced the Wind-Up effect.

-Yes.

-Yes.

Indeed. We hit your home town.

Our aim was to follow you all day in disguise without you recognising us.

So shall we see how we and you guys got on? Up for that, audience?

-YEAH!

-In that case, Jessica, do the honours.

-Run VT!

-Yeah!

Another quiet, peaceful day in this village.

Until we showed up!

It's time for another edition of In Yer Face.

And this week it's about these two.

-I'm taking Jess.

-I'm taking Freya.

The aim was not to get recognised.

We've got loads of costumes and disguises.

Whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner.

But if they uncover us and make a positive ID, it's game over.

So let's kick things off with Round One - Firemen.

Can they be firemen without raising the alarm? First up, Mark.

You make a very convincing fireman. I'd let you rescue me.

-Get off!

-OK, mate. Here are the rules. You are a fireman.

You're going round giving out leaflets to find a missing cat.

-That's the cat right there.

-Yeah.

-Lovely.

When Jessica gets to the door, tell her about this missing cat.

-I'll give you its name in your ear.

-What?!

Those are the rules. It's risky, Mark.

If she says you're Mark, you're out.

No chance. Look at my get up. I look like a fireman.

-I feel really butch and manly and that never happens.

-I'm not sure!

Good luck!

Bet you're nervous.

Excuse me, love. We're investigating a lost cat. Have you seen this cat?

-No.

-The cat's name is Steve.

-The cat's name is Steve.

I'll hand you this leaflet. If you do see the cat,

-ring that number immediately.

-OK.

-Have you got any cats?

-No.

OK, well, if you do see...Steve lurking around,

give that a call, please. OK?

Lovely to see you. Take care.

-Steve?! One-nil!

-All right.

-Steve the cat is one-nil up.

-My turn.

-You stitched me up then!

-I did.

-But now it's your turn.

So it's one-nil to Mark. Next up is Fireman Sam!

-You might be wondering why Mark has a cup of tea.

-You have a cup of tea?

Cos I'm one-nil up. It'll be cold when you've done this challenge.

It's quite difficult for me. I don't like cats. I don't care.

-That's the cutest thing you've ever seen.

-No.

-Pipe down.

-Do your job.

-Not as cute as me.

-True. Off you go.

# I can be your hero, baby... #

Sorry to bother you, love. Have you seen a missing cat?

-Good lad.

-He was up in that tree.

You see?

-It was about five days ago.

-Colin's the name of the cat.

-The name of the cat is Colin.

-Colin!

I don't suppose you've seen him?

I'll hand you one of these. If you happen to come across him,

please call this number. Thank you.

-His name's Colin, if you see him. Thank you.

-Well done, Sam.

I've got to say - Colin(!)

As soon as I said Colin, you were like, "Mmm!" Thought I'd got you.

So it's level pegging at one all. It's time for Round Two.

Can they get a tune out without getting caught out? First, Mark.

Mark, you could not look more out of place in this quaint village!

-Look at how you're dressed!

-This is easy.

I've got the moves. Listen.

That's quite good. OK, here are the rules.

Jessica will walk down the high street. When she passes you,

you can either ask her name and make up a song about her name,

or ask her what her favourite song is and then try to recreate it.

The choice is yours, my friend.

Good luck, mate. Don't mess it up.

-All right? How's it going? What's your name?

-Jessica.

I've got a good song for you.

-#

-Jessica walked down the street

-#

-Met a man playing a harmonica...

-#

-Like my song?

-Yeah.

-You liked that?

What's your favourite song in the whole world? I can play it.

-I'm a one-man band. What's your favourite song?

-I don't know.

-#

-I don't know, I don't know

-#

-I'm a one-man band...

-#

-Have a lovely day, Jessica.

-And you, too.

-Thank you.

-Take care. Bye-bye.

'She's suspicious. She's definitely suspicious.'

She definitely said Sam and Mark then! Definitely!

You are getting caught on the next round, brother. That was lucky.

-#

-Jessica, Jessica, you see a man playing a harmonica...

-#

-The worst song in the world, ever.

-She didn't know, though, mate.

You are getting caught! She mouthed "Sam and Mark".

-Did she?

-Definitely.

-Seriously? I didn't even see that.

Simply super. Two-one to Mark.

Can Sam draw level? Take it away, son.

Listen, mate. You are out. You shouldn't be confident.

-I'm massively confident.

-Stop saying confident.

Yes. Here are the rules, my friend.

-I know the rules!

-Good luck.

Hey!

How you doing? You all right? My name's Trevor.

Got any requests? What's your favourite song?

Katy Perry? I know Katy Perry.

-#

-You're hot then you...

-#

-Thank you very much, ladies.

-#

-You're hot then you're cold You're in then you're out

-#

-You're up then you're down It's wrong when it's right...

-#

-Please stop!

-#

-We fight...

-#

-Please stop the madness.

Hey!

-I'm going to win this one.

-She didn't have a clue.

Whereas yours, I'm sure she definitely mouthed, "Is that Mark?"

-Stupid, stupid game!

-Two-all. So I should keep the money we earned.

That's mine!

So that's two-all. Back to you lot in t'studio.

Amazing.

We apologise for the singing. What did you think of it?

-Any good?

-Rubbish.

Rubbish?! You're right.

-Jessica, you definitely did say, "That's Mark," didn't you?

-Yes.

-Why didn't you go up to him?

-I'd be really embarrassed if it wasn't him.

-And Freya, you had no idea, did you?

-No.

-Brilliant.

-I thought you were stupid.

-Fair play.

-You're not wrong.

-Things were about to get a little bit stranger, weren't they?

-Yes.

-Freya, do you want to do the honours?

-Run VT!

It's time for Round Three - Librarian.

But will this story have a happy ending? First up, it's Mark.

-Feeling nervous?

-I'm not, actually. I'm feeling really good about this.

-I'm like a proper woman.

-I'm pretty sure Jessica knew it was you.

No. I'm so confident that she didn't know, I've put Sam as my name badge.

Risky business. Jessica is going to walk in.

Get her to fill out a customer questionnaire,

-but you're going to be asking her all the questions.

-No problem.

-Give us your voice.

-Like this.

Wow! Your time is up, my friend.

Good luck, mate. Here she comes.

Hello there. Could I ask a few questions? We ask everyone.

-Would that be OK?

-Yeah.

-Would it? Look at these questions.

We're looking to improve the facilities of the library.

Could you answer this one?

How often do you use the library? Daily, weekly, once a month,

or never? Shouldn't be never!

-I've been, em...

-I'm not judging.

-At least once a month.

-OK. Let's tick that. Lovely.

-How many books do you read per month?

-Three.

-Three books a month!

If you gave this library a makeover, which celebrity should open it?

-JLS.

-JLS. Excellent choice.

-Nice, nice.

They are splendid looking men.

-Thank you. What's your name?

-Jessica.

-Lovely to speak to you.

Enjoy the library.

Somebody's going to the final! Me!

I am the master of being a woman! That sounded weird!

-It's true, though, you are.

-How good was that?

-All right.

-"You scraped through..."

-Well, you did!

-But not that one!

-No, I suppose.

-In yer face!

-In YOUR face!

No, no, definitely in your face.

-Stop getting so close to me!

-Sorry.

-You creepy grandmother!

He IS a creepy grandmother. Mark is 3-2 ahead. Can Sam level t'scores?

Why have I got a Sam name tag? Not Marketta?

-We thought you'll get done anyway.

-Really?

-We didn't want pressure.

-We did, did we?

-Yes.

-Oh, right.

-Also, Sam's a girl's name.

-Yours is a girl's name!

-Mark isn't.

-Sam's strong.

-We shall find out.

-We will.

Oh, hello there.

-How are you?

-Well, thank you.

We're just asking everybody to fill out a little survey.

-How often do you use the library?

-Once a month?

-I'll tick that one.

How many books do you read per month? None? One?

Two? Three? Four? Or more?

What's she laughing at? Has she got the giggles?

We'll leave that one blank. Thank you.

Well done, Sam.

Hang on, though, Sam. She's coming back!

-You're not out the woods yet.

-Excuse me? Are you Sam?

You got me, Freya. Finally!

So Mark's the winner, but will he really rub it in Sam's face

by winning Round Four, Lucky Dip?

-Here's what will happen. Over the road is a cafe.

-Yeah.

You'll dunk your biscuit into Jessica or her mum's tea.

-Dunk my biscuit in their tea?

-For as long as you can.

-And you can only have one disguise, which you will now choose.

-OK.

You got summat? Is that an eye patch?

Wow! You are going to look like a right strange man!

'What does he look like?!'

With his one biscuit.

'Hold on. He's going in for the dunk.

'This is truly extraordinary stuff.' Hello, Mark.

'Rumbled!'

-You know the fireman?

-Yes.

-That was me.

-What about the one-man band? Did you like the song?

-No.

Sam has been playing with your friend Freya. She's here!

You all right?

And because Freya got Sam and Jessica didn't get me,

-I am the champion of In Yer Face! Get in!

-'Mark is the winner.'

Yes! A victory!

For me! I can't believe it!

You looked proper weird wearing that eye patch.

Like a pirate! Did we make convincing women though?

-No.

-No.

-Did you have fun?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-You have been great sports.

Please, everybody, give it up for Jessica and Freya! Well done, girls.

APPLAUSE

The surprises don't stop there. We have plenty more up our sleeves.

-Have we?

-Yeah, we definitely have.

It's time to find out who's next. Bring on the Finger of Fun!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh, hello, Finger. You look nice. Have you done something different?

No? You look lovely though, whatever.

Whatever it is, it's working for you.

OK, Finger, you've got a very important job.

You need to go and find us someone.

So, Finger of Fun, find us someone!

CHEERING

Who's it going to be?

-It's not you.

-Not you, silly!

Who's it going to be?

Oh, oh, oh...

It's not you!

Don't be silly. It might be you, though. It might be you, though.

-Oh.

-Who's it going to be?

-Oh.

-Who's it going to be? Who's it going to be? Who's it going to be?

-Ohhh!

-Ohhh!

No?

All right...

It seems to have chosen someone. What's your name, love?

-Molly.

-Molly.

-Molly.

-Oh, wait a second. The Finger hasn't finished yet.

-Oh, has it not?

No, no. Find us another one.

Oh, hello, this is a turn-up for the books!

So who's going to be joining Molly then?

Where are you going, Finger? Where are you going, Finger?

-Ohhh!

-Ohhh!

I can't believe it! It's chosen somebody sat right next to Molly.

-Would you believe it? What's your name?

-Euan.

-Hello, Euan.

-Are you all right?

-Fine.

-Do you know why the Finger's chosen you?

-Not really.

-Well, get yourselves down here, you two.

-It's time to play Prize Surprise.

-Come on down!

APPLAUSE

Hi, guys. How are you doing? Are you all right?

-Good, thanks. And you?

-Yeah, very good, thank you.

Do you have any idea why you're here, Molly and Euan?

-No.

-No.

-Not at all.

-Is it true that you two are very good friends?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-Good.

-That's nice.

-That's lovely.

Is it fair to say that you two have different musical tastes?

-Completely different.

-Really? OK.

-Euan, you're a fan of the Arctic Monkeys?

-Yeah.

-Really like them?

-Excellent.

-What about you, Molly?

-One Direction.

-One Direction, OK.

-Euan, what do you think of One Direction?

-Shocking.

-Shocking?

-Euan, say what you feel(!)

Molly, how do you feel about the Arctic Monkeys?

-They're awful.

-Oh, OK. Again say what you feel.

Euan, you must like One Direction a little bit

because you seem to have stolen Harry Styles' hair!

OK, this is where we're going to test how strong your friendship is.

We want to see how much of each other's musical knowledge

has rubbed off on each other.

-Look at Molly's face!

-Guys, are you up for the challenge?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-Come with us. It's time to play What Direction? Come on.

APPLAUSE

Come on, guys.

Hey, Molly and Euan, say "hi" to the gang!

Say "hello". They'll say "hello" back.

-Hello!

-Euan, we are going to play you some music.

Now, it could be a song by the Arctic Monkeys

or it could be by One Direction.

All you have to do is convey to Molly which group it was

through the power of dance.

It sounds pretty simple, Euan,

but you'll be listening to the music through a pair of headphones,

so Molly won't be able to hear it.

When he stops dancing, Molly, you will have a decision to make.

You have to tell us if you think it's a One Direction song

or a song by the Arctic Monkeys.

If you think it's a One Direction song, stand next to them.

But if you think it was a song by the Arctic Monkeys,

then you have to run in the opposite direction.

To make sure there'll be no cheating going on,

we don't want Euan mouthing the words to Molly,

Euan will be wearing this Harry Styles mask.

-And we know you're going to love that.

-It's about the same!

-So are you ready, guys?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-Excellent.

Before we start playing, we have a "good luck" message for you.

-Good luck, Molly.

-Agh!

-Do your best.

Euan, bust a move, my friend!

I think it's fair to say you were pretty excited by that, Molly.

So, uh...

So no pressure, Molly and Euan. She's... Aw!

-Aw!

-Euan, you need to come with me, my friend.

-Molly, you stand there.

-Lovely.

-Euan, put your Harry Styles mask on.

And also after you've done that,

-Euan, put your Harry Styles mask on!

-LAUGHTER

-Good one!

-Oh, banter!

OK, you can put these headphones on as well.

OK, Euan, nod if you're ready.

Brilliant.

Let's play Euan the first piece of music.

Interesting.

Interesting dancing, that.

-AUDIENCE SHOUTS

-Interesting.

OK, it's now time for Molly to make her decision.

-What direction are you going, Molly?

-Arctic Monkeys.

-Off you go.

-She's gone for the Arctic Monkeys.

-OK.

Let's hear what Euan was dancing to.

# I bet that you look good on the dancefloor... #

CHEERING

Come back over here, Molly.

You have just won a prize for yourself and Euan. That prize is...

Two watches. That's nice, isn't it?

You'll always be on time then.

Well done, Euan. You've won some watches.

OK...

Let's play Euan the next song.

AUDIENCE SHOUTS

All right... OK, Molly, I don't know how you're going to get this.

-But which direction are you going to go?

-One Direction.

OK, off you go.

It's like some kind of weird street art.

OK, let's hear what Euan was actually dancing to.

# So get out, get out, get out of my head

# And fall into my arms instead... #

-Brilliant.

-Come over here, Molly.

I'm sorry. The best... That was the best dancing ever, Euan!

What was with the horsey dancing? What did that mean?

-He can't hear you.

-Well done. You've just won some digital cameras each.

Nice prize!

OK, finally, this is for the big prize

of One Direction concert tickets.

Oh!

-Look at her. She's shocked over her face.

-He better get this right.

-You'd best get this right.

-Get this right.

I'm not going to convey that to him.

OK, good luck, Euan.

Your final song we'll play now.

-AUDIENCE SHOUTS

-Interesting.

Amazing, amazing.

OK, thank you, audience. Thank you very much.

OK, Molly, this is a big decision.

This could win you tickets to go see One Direction live.

-What direction are you going in?

-One Direction.

-One Direction.

OK, Molly, best of luck.

And to you, weird Harry...Euan.

OK, let's hear what Euan was dancing to.

# Baby, you light up my world like nobody else... #

-CHEERING

-Well done, guys. Well done.

Well done, Euan. You can take that off now. Nice work. Nice work.

-It's ruined my hair.

-Ruined his hair!

You'll love this, Euan. You've just won One Direction tickets.

CHEERING

-Well done, guys. Have you enjoyed yourselves?

-Yeah.

You've been brilliant sports.

And as a special gift, because you didn't get many prizes,

we'll give you that cardboard cut-out of the Arctic Monkeys.

All right?

And Molly, we're going to give you the One Direction one as well.

Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Molly and Euan!

-APPLAUSE

-Fantastic.

The audience seemed to enjoy that,

but let's see how they reacted when they were all wound up earlier.

'Chimpy's on the loose. Boom! Shake, shake that room!'

SCREAMS

APPLAUSE

So everyone in the studio has been wound up except us.

But now our luck has run out.

-Yes, we can dish it out, but can we take it?

-I'm off.

-No, no.

Get back here. It's time for us to utter those words...

BOTH: Bring on the Truck of Luck!

APPLAUSE

There is something inside this vehicle, but we have no idea what.

Whatever it is, we just have to go with it.

It could be anything. We're just reiterating that.

That's the surprise, you see. OK, mystery guest, reveal yourself!

-Hello.

-Hello.

-How are you doing?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh!

Oh, that's amazing.

-This is going to be terrible.

-Ssh!

Oh, wow!

Wow!

-APPLAUSE

-Amazing!

-Lizi, is it?

-It is.

-Hello, Lizi.

-Hiya.

-How are you doing? I'm Sam.

I won't shake your hand!

-So you're a potter?

-I am, yes.

-We've got to do this?

-You've got a minute to make a pot.

Then I'm going to judge which one's the best.

-That's our challenge. I'll go first.

-OK.

-I'll go and get changed.

That looks amazing, by the way.

But how do you lot think we are going to do?

Studio audience, you'll vote for who you think will be the best.

If you get it right, there is a prize.

ALL: Ooh!

So please make your decision and raise your card!

SHOUTING

All right, all right.

I'd say that's probably 50-50. Oh, Sam's here.

All right, how are you doing? Do you like this, eh?

-I like your diamante Sam thing.

-Thanks.

-You sit there.

-I'll go and get ready cos it's not fair me watching you.

-OK.

-Good luck.

-Thank you very much.

-Ready?

-Yeah.

-Three, two, one, go!

-How do I...?

-Press it.

-There we go.

Oh, my goodness!

SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

I needed that.

KLAXON

APPLAUSE

Hey! That's really good.

-CHEERING

-That's really good.

-Yeah?

-Really good.

-Oh, you're joking, aren't you?

-That is lovely.

-Your turn.

-It looks really good.

Good luck, mate. It's really good fun.

You've got your clay out the bucket. Ready? Three, two, one...

Go!

SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

Stop the... Stop now.

Oh, all right. All right.

-Here we go, here we go.

-Here we go.

Don't you patronise me, Nixon!

Caressing, caressing...

KLAXON

-APPLAUSE

-That's pretty good.

Oh, this is going to be a close one.

-OK. All right...

-You're joking, aren't you?

-What is it?

-It's up to you now to decide who is the best.

-Mark or me?

-You look lovely, by the way.

-Sam, it's got to be you.

-Yeah!

-CHEERING

Get in there! Thank you so much.

That means it's a win for me and a win for everybody who voted for me

because you get a no-expense-spared, Big Friday Wind-Up toy!

-Well done, guys!

-APPLAUSE

And a massive round of applause to Lizi. Thank you.

-Round of applause for Lizi, everybody!

-Thank you.

Whilst we get cleaned up, take a look at what else is coming up

on this series of Wind-Up...

I may as well chuck this away!

Sorry to interrupt Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up...

Are you all right?

He broke his sword.

Hello.

-Amelia...

-I'm coming for you.

SAM AND MARK: Who's it going to be?

APPLAUSE

Yeah!

The Finger of Fun is back. I like it. Are you all right, Finger?

-Oh, yeah.

-I reckon it wants to pick someone's nose.

No, it doesn't, you silly sausage!

No, it's here to help us find two families to play our final game.

They can win loads of goodies including our mystery star prize.

So, Finger, I know what you need to do.

-You need to find us some families.

-Go!

CHEERING

SAM AND MARK: Who's it going to be?

-Who's it going to be?

-Not your family.

Who's it going to be?

-Ohhh!

-Oh, oh, oh!

-We're coming for you.

-We're coming.

Yeah!

The Finger has made up its mind.

Our first family is the Morris family from Bolton!

CHEERING

But we need two families for an end game. Come on, Finger, off you go.

Ohhhh!

Oh, oh, oh! It might be you.

It might be you.

It could be you.

Oh, oh, ohhhhhhhhhh!

Ye-e-es!

Yes, it's the Jarvis family!

APPLAUSE

Right, you lot, get yourselves down here.

It's time to play Family Face-Off!

-Come on down, guys!

-Come on down!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I reckon we should meet our two families properly.

-We've got lovely Anita. How are you doing?

-I'm good.

Introduce the rest of your team.

-This is my daughter Eleanor. She's ten years of age.

-Hello. All right?

-Yes, thank you.

-That was quick!

-Sam, who have you got over there?

-We've got Christie. High five!

Introduce the rest of your team.

This is my Grandma Karen.

-And that's my Grandad Ian.

-Excellent. It's lovely to have you here.

Let's get things going, shall we? Team Mark, are we ready?

We are ready and we're going to win!

-Yeah!

-Fighting talk.

-I like that.

-Fighting talk!

-Team Sam, are we ready?

-Yeah!

-We're going to win!

What are we waiting for?

It's time for Round One - The Underpants Of Chaos!

We've jazzed up our outfits by wearing underpants over our suits.

Sam, do the dance, mate.

-DANCE MUSIC

-That one?

OK, that's not all about these underpants. Oh, no.

These pants are actually...

Electrifi-i-ied!

The only way we're going to prove

that they are electrified is if we test them.

Yeah, unfortunately. The powers that be, let's test the underpants.

-Ohh!

-Ohh!

-They're strong today.

-They really are, aren't they?

So here's how the game works. This is Team Sam.

And this is Team Mark.

Each team will tell us an interesting fact about themselves.

Then the other team has to guess

whether that fact is true or false by pressing these buttons.

Here's the kicker. If my team are right, then Mark will get the shock.

But if my team are wrong, then I get the shock.

Let's play. Team Sam, can we have your fact, please?

One of us can pick our noses with our tongues.

-Interesting.

-So, Team Mark, do you think that fact is true or false?

Your time starts now.

-Please get it right.

-KLAXON

What are you going for? True or false?

-False.

-You're going for false.

OK, so press your "false" button in three, two, one...

Ohhh!

MARK LAUGHS

-Well done.

-Nice one.

-You get the point. It was indeed false.

-You can't do that, can you?

-My brother can.

All right. It's a good job your brother's not here then!

Team Mark, it's time for you to give us your fact.

-Go on then.

-We don't own a TV.

-You don't own a TV.

-OK, right.

What do you think? Your time starts now.

-You want to go false...?

-If you get it right...

-False.

-Already.

-KLAXON

-Your time is up.

-You're going for false?

-Yeah.

Press your "false" button in three, two, one, go!

Aaaagh!

Well done, guys. Well done. So you have got a TV?

-We have.

-Lovely. Because you're always watching Big Friday Wind-Up!

That means, at the end of Round One, the scores are one each!

APPLAUSE

But now it's time for round number two

and today, that involves a Chimp In A Chair!

APPLAUSE

As you can see, no-one is safe from being wound up on this show,

not even our good old friend Chimpy.

Now, he is on the Wind-Up chair. He's just had a party.

Once the chair stops, the dizzy chimp will be unleashed

and he will have just 20 seconds to grab as many balloons as possible.

But the question is, how many will he be able to grab?

Families, could you write down your answers now?

Quickly.

KLAXON

-OK, time is up.

-In that case, in three, two, one, stop the chimp!

Let's move you around, Chimpy. Here we go.

Your time starts now. Go!

Where are you going?

Pick up as many as you can!

You've not got one yet. Come on!

What are you doing?

You've not got long.

-KLAXON

-OK, stop, stop, stop.

Come on, Chimpy.

All right, come over... Oh!

You're really dizzy this time.

Right, here we go. Let's see how many you've got.

All right, you've got...

One, two...

..three, four, five.

-Five balloons.

-APPLAUSE

OK, Team Sam, what was your guess, please? Let's have a look.

-Six.

-Oh, that's close.

-Close. Team Mark, what about you?

13.

Which means that, Team Sam, you're the winners.

Off you go and get yourselves ready.

Commiserations, Team Mark.

-Have you had a good time?

-Yes.

-We've had a fantastic time.

Give it up one more time for Team Mark, everyone!

Let's do this. Let's play the final round. Time to play Stuck On You!

APPLAUSE

Playing this game, we have Christie and Ian. Are you feeling good?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-Come on!

The Wind-Up audience is armed with hundreds of balls.

-Show us your balls.

-CHEERING

Armed! You'll have until the klaxon sounds to run around

and gather as many balls on your sticky suits as possible. OK?

At the end of the game, we'll count up the balls

and see what prizes you qualify for.

More than 20 balls, represented by this yellow line here,

you will win all these lovely board games.

AUDIENCE: Ooh!

More than 40 balls, which is represented by the blue line,

will get you all the board games plus cinema tickets for the family.

Not cheap these days as well. Not cheap these days!

And more than 60 balls, which is represented by this red line here,

will get you the board games, the cinema tickets

and tonight's star prize, a games console!

AUDIENCE: Ooh!

But wait, there's more because there is one golden ball out there.

If you manage to catch that, you will get your hands

-on tonight's mystery prize.

-Whoa!

OK, Christie and Ian, are you ready?

-We're ready.

-You can't use your hands to pick up any balls.

-OK?

-Yeah.

-Lovely.

-They are ready.

In that case, audience, let 'em have it! Go, go, go, go, go!

CHEERING

-KLAXON

-Come on! Time's up.

Come over here, guys. Come over here.

Audience, talk amongst yourselves. This might take a while, OK?

-Here we go. You turn yourself that way.

-Oh!

-You've done well.

This looks good.

You're getting up to the 20 balls mark.

You have passed the 20 balls mark. You've got the lovely board games.

All right, we can get better than this.

-Yes, we're past the blue line.

-We're still going though.

Cinema tickets. All right.

-Come on, come on. Sam?

-We're done over here.

Yea-ea-eah!

I think it's safe to say that you got all the prizes there.

-Yeah, well done.

-Plus, what else have we got?

We've only got a golden ball.

CHEERING

Nice work.

Which means that you have won tonight's mystery prize

and I can tell you what it is.

It's a Sam and Mark dustpan!

CHEERING

-Everyone wants one.

-Have you had a good time?

-Yeah.

-Enjoyed yourself, Grandad?

-Fantastic.

-Grandma?

-Brilliant, thanks.

-Give them a round of applause!

It is almost time to wind up the show,

but not before we've said thank you to everyone we've surprised tonight.

And a big thank you to Lizi, our expert potter. She was amazing.

-I'm going to take up pottery.

-You were brilliant.

See you next time, but playing us out, it's Lemar. Take it away, mate!

Bye!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# All the lights are green

# Travelling super speed

# Every road is clear

# Heading to nowhere

# But I feel

# I feel so alive

# For the first time

# Hey!

# Put your hand in mine

# And let's blaze across the sky

# Gypsy, we're on our way

# To another place

# Cos it feels

# This feels like us

# For the first time

# Hey!

# Hey!

# For the first time, first time, let your light shine

# It's so bright, it blinds me

# Higher, higher, let your light shine

# See it all the time

# For the first time, first time, let your light shine

# And no longer feel...

# Brighter, brighter, let your light shine

# For the first time

# No more rules to break

# It's your life to waste

# Everything we need

# On that silver screen

# And it feels

# Feels like you're mine

# For the first time

# Hey!

# Hey!

# For the first time, first time, let your light shine

# It's so bright, it blinds me

# Higher, higher, let your light shine

# See it all the time

# For the first time, first time, let your light shine

# And no longer feel...

# Brighter, brighter, let your light shine

# Tonight, tonight

# We watch the world come to life, to life

# Alive, alive

# Watch the world come to li-i-ife

# It will be a-a-all

# All right

# Yeah... #

Go! Go!

# For the first time, first time, let your light shine

# It's so bright, it blinds me

# Brighter, brighter, let your light shine

# See it all the time

# For the first time, first time, let your light shine

# And no longer feel...

# Brighter, brighter, let your light shine

# For the first time

# For the first time! #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE