Nathan Sykes ‹ Series 5 ‹ Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

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-ANNOUNCER: -Is this person really a person?	0:00:02	0:00:04
LAUGHTER	0:00:04	0:00:05
Does this woman know something we don't know?	0:00:05	0:00:09
LAUGHTER	0:00:09	0:00:10
-And how has this boy... -LAUGHTER	0:00:10	0:00:12
..got past security?	0:00:12	0:00:15
They must be worried, because on this show, no one is safe.	0:00:15	0:00:19
It's Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up!	0:00:19	0:00:23
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	0:00:23	0:00:24
Welcome to the show that's winding up the world.	0:00:44	0:00:47
From Studio Two in Salford, it's Big Friday Wind-Up!	0:00:47	0:00:51
My name is Max.	0:00:51	0:00:52
This isn't my real hair and I'm here to introduce your hosts...	0:00:52	0:00:57
Sam and Mark!	0:00:57	0:00:58
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	0:00:59	0:01:00
FANFARE PLAYS	0:01:00	0:01:02
Hey! Welcome to the weeke...	0:01:12	0:01:15
CHEERING	0:01:15	0:01:17
Mark, Mark, it's the start of the show.	0:01:17	0:01:19
Sorry.	0:01:19	0:01:21
HE STRUGGLES, LAUGHTER	0:01:21	0:01:22
FANFARE PLAYS	0:01:22	0:01:23
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	0:01:23	0:01:24
Sorry. I was sent second-class.	0:01:26	0:01:28
-Ha-ha! BOTH: -Welcome to the weekend!	0:01:28	0:01:31
Yeah! CHEERING	0:01:31	0:01:33
MUSIC: Chelsea Dagger by The Fratellis	0:01:33	0:01:36
Come on, come on, come on! Yeah!	0:01:45	0:01:47
Yes!	0:01:47	0:01:49
-ALL: -Whoa!	0:01:49	0:01:50
Oh, lovely!	0:01:50	0:01:52
Thank you ever so much.	0:01:52	0:01:53
-Ooh! -I tell you something, you lot are in for a real treat tonight,	0:01:53	0:01:56
cos, on this show, we have got	0:01:56	0:01:58
Nathan Sykes here. Oh, yeah!	0:01:58	0:02:00
-ALL: -Woo!	0:02:00	0:02:01
And the lovely Katie Thistleton.	0:02:01	0:02:03
-ALL: -Ooh!	0:02:03	0:02:05
We'll be leaving someone with a bad impression	0:02:05	0:02:07
when we put their parent on trial.	0:02:07	0:02:09
CHEERING Ooh!	0:02:09	0:02:11
And find out what happened when The Vamps helped us	0:02:11	0:02:14
wind up two of their biggest fans.	0:02:14	0:02:16
What do you look for in a girlfriend?	0:02:18	0:02:20
-IN FUNNY VOICE: -I look for personality.	0:02:22	0:02:24
LAUGHTER	0:02:24	0:02:25
I like personality!	0:02:25	0:02:26
They gotta make me laugh!	0:02:26	0:02:28
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	0:02:28	0:02:30
SAM LAUGHS	0:02:30	0:02:31
-Er, what have you done to your eyebrows? -Nothing.	0:02:32	0:02:35
SCARY MUSIC	0:02:35	0:02:36
HE LAUGHS MENACINGLY	0:02:36	0:02:38
LAUGHTER	0:02:38	0:02:40
Mark, why are you acting so evil?	0:02:40	0:02:41
I'm not Mark. I'm Mork.	0:02:41	0:02:43
Yes, Mork. His twin.	0:02:43	0:02:45
HE LAUGHS MENACINGLY	0:02:45	0:02:46
LAUGHTER Well...	0:02:48	0:02:50
Well, Mork, we've got a show to get on with,	0:02:50	0:02:52
so would you mind going and getting Mark, please?	0:02:52	0:02:54
Sure thing.	0:02:54	0:02:56
HE LAUGHS MENACINGLY	0:02:56	0:02:57
LAUGHTER	0:02:58	0:03:00
-Oh, you all right, mate? -Yeah. -I've just met your evil twin, Mork.	0:03:00	0:03:02
Seems like a nice guy. Quite giggly.	0:03:02	0:03:04
He's not the evil one.	0:03:04	0:03:05
-Ooh! -DRAMATIC MUSIC	0:03:05	0:03:07
LAUGHTER	0:03:07	0:03:08
It's funny that he showed up today, actually,	0:03:08	0:03:10
because our next wind-upees happen to be twins.	0:03:10	0:03:12
It's Katie and Dermot from Knutsford!	0:03:12	0:03:14
Oh! APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	0:03:14	0:03:16
We're coming to you. You stay there.	0:03:16	0:03:17
We're coming to you! We're coming to you!	0:03:17	0:03:20
-Oh, yeah! -All right?	0:03:20	0:03:21
High-fives, high-fives, high-fives.	0:03:21	0:03:23
Ooh! Now, guys, as twin siblings,	0:03:23	0:03:27
do you get along, would you say?	0:03:27	0:03:29
-No. -You don't? -LAUGHTER	0:03:29	0:03:31
-Oh. -You don't get on at all?	0:03:31	0:03:32
-No. -Oh! -No? Now, who's the oldest out of you two?	0:03:32	0:03:35
-Me! -By how long? MARK LAUGHS	0:03:35	0:03:37
-Five minutes. -Five minutes? That's quite old, actually. -Holding on.	0:03:37	0:03:40
-Holding on to those five minutes. -That's quite old. Would you say that	0:03:40	0:03:43
you guys differ on opinions a lot then?	0:03:43	0:03:45
-Most of the time. -Most of the time. OK, so you don't agree?	0:03:45	0:03:48
-No. -You don't? Right, OK.	0:03:48	0:03:50
Well, guys, it's time for you to come and join us,	0:03:50	0:03:52
as we play a little game called Twin Speaks.	0:03:52	0:03:55
-BOTH: -Come on. -Come on down, guys. -Come on.	0:03:55	0:03:57
APPLAUSE	0:03:57	0:04:00
CHEERING	0:04:00	0:04:01
Welcome to the game that's all talk and no walk. It's Twin Speaks.	0:04:05	0:04:09
Now, Dermot and Katie may be twins, but, like most siblings,	0:04:09	0:04:11
they have opposing views on things.	0:04:11	0:04:13
Katie and Dermot,	0:04:13	0:04:14
you will each be the leader of two new political parties.	0:04:14	0:04:19
The Dermotcrats	0:04:19	0:04:20
and the Katopians.	0:04:20	0:04:21
LAUGHTER	0:04:21	0:04:23
You will debate an issue of the day and the studio electorate	0:04:23	0:04:26
will vote for the most persuasive talker	0:04:26	0:04:28
to become the wind-up Prime Minister	0:04:28	0:04:30
and win a prize from the wind-up prize stash.	0:04:30	0:04:32
Mm-hm. Now Mark and I will be your political advisers,	0:04:32	0:04:35
-should you need any help. Sorry about that. -Sorry.	0:04:35	0:04:38
The first topic up for debate	0:04:38	0:04:40
is the hugely popular CBBC show The Next Step.	0:04:40	0:04:43
Katie, from the Katopians, you have ten seconds to tell	0:04:43	0:04:47
the Great British public why you are for the show The Next Step.	0:04:47	0:04:51
Debate.	0:04:51	0:04:53
There's two every week and with lots of other shows, there's not.	0:04:53	0:04:57
And, also, there's lots of different series	0:04:57	0:05:00
and they're all about	0:05:00	0:05:02
-different things. -KLAXON BLARES	0:05:02	0:05:03
-OK. Interesting. -APPLAUSE	0:05:03	0:05:05
It's good. It's good. Good debate.	0:05:08	0:05:10
-Excellent. -Good debate. -Excellent.	0:05:10	0:05:12
Dermot, from the Dermotcrats...	0:05:12	0:05:14
SAM LAUGHS ..you now have ten seconds	0:05:14	0:05:16
to tell the great British public	0:05:16	0:05:17
why you are against the hugely popular CBBC show The Next Step.	0:05:17	0:05:21
Debate.	0:05:21	0:05:23
It's so predictable.	0:05:23	0:05:24
They win the...the Regionals.	0:05:24	0:05:27
They win every time. Why can't they lose	0:05:27	0:05:29
and make it a bit more interesting	0:05:29	0:05:30
than just lifting a trophy?	0:05:30	0:05:32
KLAXON BLARES	0:05:32	0:05:33
-SAM LAUGHS -Wow.	0:05:33	0:05:34
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	0:05:34	0:05:36
It's tough. It really is.	0:05:36	0:05:38
-You've both got a lot of support out there. -Mm.	0:05:38	0:05:40
-Yeah. -Well debated.	0:05:40	0:05:42
The next topic, obviously, is kittens.	0:05:42	0:05:43
-LAUGHTER -Katie, from the Katopians,	0:05:43	0:05:46
you are against kittens. You have ten seconds.	0:05:46	0:05:49
Debate.	0:05:49	0:05:50
They're... I hate them, compared to dogs.	0:05:50	0:05:53
They smell, they scratch on people's sofas	0:05:53	0:05:56
and make all the filling come out.	0:05:56	0:05:59
-They aren't...they aren't... -KLAXON BLARES	0:05:59	0:06:01
-APPLAUSE AND CHEERING -All right. Good.	0:06:01	0:06:03
It's good debate. Good debate. Excellent, excellent.	0:06:03	0:06:06
Dermot from the Dermotcrats, you are for kittens.	0:06:06	0:06:09
You've got ten seconds to tell us why. Go.	0:06:09	0:06:12
Kittens are the cutest things and they're really warm	0:06:12	0:06:14
and, if you have no friends, then they can be your new best friend.	0:06:14	0:06:18
LAUGHTER Oh, wow. Well debated.	0:06:18	0:06:21
-Wow. -Wow. -APPLAUSE	0:06:21	0:06:24
-Going for the "no friends" argument. -I like it. -Good.	0:06:24	0:06:26
-I like that. Well debated. -Like a true politician. -Great. -Well done.	0:06:26	0:06:29
Now it's time for the General Election -	0:06:29	0:06:32
but better.	0:06:32	0:06:33
Audience, please vote for who you would like to elect	0:06:33	0:06:36
as the wind-up Prime Minister.	0:06:36	0:06:38
Please hold up your yellow card for Dermot,	0:06:38	0:06:41
the leader of the Dermotcrats	0:06:41	0:06:43
and your pink card for Katie,	0:06:43	0:06:45
the leader of the Katopians.	0:06:45	0:06:46
Wow.	0:06:48	0:06:49
I think it's fair to say that, ladies and gentlemen,	0:06:51	0:06:54
would you please put your hands together	0:06:54	0:06:55
for your new wind-up Prime Minister...	0:06:55	0:06:59
Dermot from the Dermotcrats. APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	0:06:59	0:07:01
MUSIC PLAYS Well done, mate.	0:07:01	0:07:04
Congratulations, Dermot.	0:07:04	0:07:05
MARK LAUGHS	0:07:05	0:07:07
I know how much this means to you.	0:07:07	0:07:09
-Well done. -What is the first thing that you're going to do	0:07:09	0:07:12
as wind-up Prime Minister?	0:07:12	0:07:14
Erm...	0:07:14	0:07:15
ban girls from everything.	0:07:15	0:07:17
LAUGHTER, MUSIC STOPS	0:07:17	0:07:18
It's...it's...it's pretty, pretty harsh.	0:07:18	0:07:21
-GIRLS JEERING -It's pretty harsh.	0:07:21	0:07:23
Silence! Silence!	0:07:23	0:07:24
It's been done now. You can't do anything about it.	0:07:24	0:07:26
You voted him in!	0:07:26	0:07:27
-LAUGHTER -So...	0:07:27	0:07:29
You want to ban girls from everything?!	0:07:29	0:07:31
Everything except s...	0:07:31	0:07:33
-servants. -ALL: -Oh!	0:07:33	0:07:36
LAUGHTER AND JEERING	0:07:36	0:07:37
LAUGHTER DROWNS SPEECH	0:07:37	0:07:39
-Wow. Well, you know... -Brilliant.	0:07:42	0:07:44
-Oh, dear. -Well, well...	0:07:44	0:07:46
LAUGHTER	0:07:46	0:07:48
I tell you what we'd like you to do.	0:07:48	0:07:49
We'd like you, Dermot, to form a coalition...	0:07:49	0:07:52
I don't think she'll want to do it now.	0:07:52	0:07:53
LAUGHTER ..with Katie	0:07:53	0:07:55
and play the final round of Twin Speaks	0:07:55	0:07:57
for a chance to win an MP3 player!	0:07:57	0:08:00
-Yeah! -ALL: -Ooh!	0:08:00	0:08:02
-Come over here, guys. Come over here. -Come on.	0:08:02	0:08:04
-APPLAUSE -OK. Come over here, guys.	0:08:04	0:08:07
OK.	0:08:07	0:08:08
Now, as the Prime Minister, you have to kiss a lot of babies	0:08:08	0:08:11
to show the public that you don't hate babies.	0:08:11	0:08:14
Yeah, so... LAUGHTER	0:08:14	0:08:15
..in this final round, we would like Katie to pick up babies	0:08:15	0:08:18
from the baby dispenser,	0:08:18	0:08:20
then deliver them to our new Prime Minister, Dermot,	0:08:20	0:08:23
who has to kiss them to show that he doesn't hate babies	0:08:23	0:08:26
and then you need to put them in the giant pram.	0:08:26	0:08:28
Now, to win the star prize,	0:08:28	0:08:29
you have to kiss 20 babies in just 30 seconds.	0:08:29	0:08:32
The best of luck.	0:08:32	0:08:34
Kiss those babies!	0:08:34	0:08:35
MUSIC: Baby Love by The Supremes	0:08:35	0:08:36
-Go, go! Come on! -Quicker!	0:08:36	0:08:37
CHEERING	0:08:37	0:08:38
Lean over!	0:08:38	0:08:39
Come on. Quicker!	0:08:42	0:08:44
APPLAUSE	0:08:44	0:08:45
LAUGHTER	0:08:48	0:08:49
Come on, quicker! Quicker, quicker, quicker!	0:08:52	0:08:54
-Kiss the babies. -Kiss those babies!	0:08:54	0:08:57
CHEERING	0:08:57	0:08:58
KLAXON BLARES	0:09:04	0:09:05
Time's up! Time's up! APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	0:09:05	0:09:08
That's enough. All right. Let's count them out the pram.	0:09:08	0:09:10
Are we counting this one?	0:09:10	0:09:11
-No! -No. -ALL: -Yes!	0:09:11	0:09:13
-He didn't kiss it. -Yeah!	0:09:13	0:09:14
-If he kisses it, if he kisses. -Kiss it.	0:09:14	0:09:16
-There you go. -There we go. OK... -LAUGHTER	0:09:16	0:09:18
1, 2,	0:09:18	0:09:20
3, 4	0:09:20	0:09:21
5, 6,	0:09:21	0:09:22
7, 8	0:09:22	0:09:24
AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG 9, 10,	0:09:24	0:09:25
11, 12,	0:09:25	0:09:26
-ALL: -13, 14,	0:09:26	0:09:28
15, 16,	0:09:28	0:09:29
17, 18,	0:09:29	0:09:30
19, 20!	0:09:30	0:09:32
KLAXON BLARES, APPLAUSE	0:09:32	0:09:34
MUSIC PLAYS	0:09:34	0:09:35
Well done.	0:09:35	0:09:37
You kissed...	0:09:37	0:09:39
20 babies.	0:09:39	0:09:40
-Woo-hoo! -Which means... -ALL: -Woo!	0:09:40	0:09:43
..you win the hearts of the nation	0:09:43	0:09:44
-and the star prize. Well done. -TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS	0:09:44	0:09:47
-ALL: -Yay! -APPLAUSE	0:09:47	0:09:49
Well done, Katie and Dermot. And that's not all.	0:09:49	0:09:51
You will now be spending the rest of the show in our VIP wind-down zone.	0:09:51	0:09:54
How does that sound, guys?	0:09:54	0:09:55
-Good. -Good! -Fantastic. -ALL: -Ooh!	0:09:55	0:09:57
And you'll be playing our end game later,	0:09:57	0:09:59
so you could win some more prizes. How does that sound?	0:09:59	0:10:01
-Great. -Good. -Good and great. Yeah!	0:10:01	0:10:03
Please, give it up for Katie and Dermot, everyone.	0:10:03	0:10:06
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	0:10:06	0:10:08
What's up, guys? You're watching Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.	0:10:08	0:10:13
Stay tuned for some surprises-es-es-es,	0:10:13	0:10:16
and some pranks-es-es-es,	0:10:16	0:10:17
and some hidden camera fun.	0:10:17	0:10:19
Peace.	0:10:19	0:10:21
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:10:21	0:10:23
Ladies and gentleman, tonight, on the Wind-Up wheel, Katie Thistleton!	0:10:23	0:10:27
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:10:27	0:10:30
-Hi, Katie, how are you? -I'm all right, all right.	0:10:32	0:10:35
-I'm a little bit nervous, I'm not going to lie. -Everyone says that.	0:10:35	0:10:38
Everyone says that.	0:10:38	0:10:39
-And then they end up saying, "I was right to be nervous." -Yeah.	0:10:39	0:10:42
Yes, this is the Wind-Up wheel.	0:10:42	0:10:43
It's only real way to interview a celebrity. It's how the pros do it.	0:10:43	0:10:47
-And we got it off Graham Norton, for 50p. -Thanks, Graham! -Cheers, mate.	0:10:47	0:10:50
Here's how it works. We'll be giving Katie a ma-hoo-ssive spin.	0:10:50	0:10:53
If she lands on Truth, we will ask her a serious question.	0:10:53	0:10:57
But if she lands on Wind-Up, we'll give her a forfeit	0:10:57	0:11:01
-and it could be literally anything. -Oh, no.	0:11:01	0:11:04
-How are you feeling now, Katie? -More nervous.	0:11:04	0:11:06
-Right, let's get started, and... -ALL: -Wind up that wheel!	0:11:06	0:11:12
SHE SCREAMS	0:11:13	0:11:15
I want a Truth. I think I want a Truth.	0:11:15	0:11:17
And stop the wheel!	0:11:20	0:11:22
-Oh! -Truth! -This is a fix!	0:11:22	0:11:25
-How dare you! How dare you! -Definitely not!	0:11:25	0:11:30
-We got it off Graham Norton! -50p!	0:11:30	0:11:32
-I do want a Truth, though, I'm ready for a Truth. -Right.	0:11:32	0:11:35
-Pick a number between 1 and 10. -OK, I'm going to go high now, 10.	0:11:35	0:11:38
-That's really high. It's like, the highest. -The highest it gets. -Oooh!	0:11:38	0:11:42
Oh, yeah, good one!	0:11:42	0:11:44
-What is the best thing about you? -Oh, nice. -Oh! Erm...	0:11:44	0:11:49
I don't get dizzy. Which is good when you're playing this game.	0:11:49	0:11:54
-That's the wrong answer. -Is it? -It's your middle toe.	0:11:54	0:12:00
I didn't realise there were right and wrong answers!	0:12:00	0:12:03
-It looks like a finger. It's extra long. -It is. I can't lie.	0:12:03	0:12:06
-It's time to... -ALL: -Wind up that wheel!	0:12:06	0:12:11
Come on.	0:12:11	0:12:12
Ah, yeah! Ah, yeah!	0:12:12	0:12:15
Stop that wheel!	0:12:15	0:12:17
-Wind-Up, straightaway! Straight into it! -Wind Up. OK. OK. Pick a number.	0:12:19	0:12:26
-One. -Oh, she's gone for one.	0:12:26	0:12:29
-Walk like a crab. -Like a crab?	0:12:31	0:12:35
-Yes! -That's like... OK. OK. -Sideways.	0:12:35	0:12:39
-Sideways? -Crabs walk sidways.	0:12:41	0:12:42
Well, I've got a good crab walk but I don't think I can do it any more.	0:12:42	0:12:45
You go like this.	0:12:45	0:12:48
-OK. It's harder than I thought! -Sideways! -Like, like, like this?	0:12:48	0:12:52
Yeah, that's the one.	0:12:52	0:12:54
-CHEERING -Is that how a crab walks?	0:12:54	0:12:57
APPLAUSE Well done, Katie.	0:12:57	0:13:00
-How long have I got to do it for? -Sit back down. -It's time to...	0:13:00	0:13:02
-ALL: -Wind up that wheel!	0:13:02	0:13:05
-Ah, yeah. -Is anyone else dizzy? Are you dizzy?	0:13:08	0:13:13
-Look at this. -Stop the wheel! -Nice!	0:13:13	0:13:17
-Truth! -What shall I go for?	0:13:18	0:13:20
ALL SHOUT NUMBERS	0:13:20	0:13:22
OK, OK, five. Five.	0:13:22	0:13:25
-Someone just shouted "14" then! -I'm going to go for five.	0:13:25	0:13:29
-There were a lot of fives there. -Five. OK, here we go. -Ooh! -Oh,no.	0:13:29	0:13:33
-You've set me up now. -What is the most annoying song in the world?	0:13:33	0:13:39
Probably the Crazy Frog. Ask your parents!	0:13:39	0:13:43
-It's the wrong answer. -What?!	0:13:43	0:13:45
It's this one.	0:13:45	0:13:46
# Me-nee, me-nee, me-nee, me-nee! #	0:13:46	0:13:50
It's really annoying after a while.	0:13:50	0:13:52
-Really annoying after a while. -I quite liked it!	0:13:52	0:13:55
Well, Katie, I think you've earned a good old rest.	0:13:55	0:13:57
If you would like to go to the wind-down zone, it's VIP,	0:13:57	0:13:59
we'll see you there a little later on. Katie Thistleton, everyone!	0:13:59	0:14:02
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:14:02	0:14:03
-# Me-nee, me-nee... # -Stop it! Stop it!	0:14:03	0:14:06
So annoying! OK, it's time to meet some more of our friends...	0:14:06	0:14:09
-PUKING Oh! -Oh, no!	0:14:09	0:14:11
Can we get that cleaned up, please?	0:14:11	0:14:13
# Me-nee, me-nee, me-nee... #	0:14:13	0:14:15
It's time to meet some more of our friends, it's Megan and Lauren!	0:14:15	0:14:19
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:14:19	0:14:21
-Yeah! All right, girls? -Come on! Yay!	0:14:21	0:14:25
-Oh, let's have a sit down, eh? -Nice!	0:14:26	0:14:28
-Girls, lovely girls, you enjoying the show? -Yeah, definitely.	0:14:28	0:14:31
-It's amazing. -Good! -Fantastic.	0:14:31	0:14:32
Now, not so long ago we got our mates, the lovely Vamps,	0:14:32	0:14:35
friends of the show, the Vamps...	0:14:35	0:14:37
-Indeed. -..to help wind you up, didn't we? -Yeah.	0:14:37	0:14:40
-They are friends of the show! -They are! -She said, "Oh!" there!	0:14:40	0:14:43
They are! They love it here.	0:14:43	0:14:45
Shall we see what happened when we got these girls Samarked?	0:14:45	0:14:48
You up for that? Yeah!	0:14:48	0:14:50
-Lauren, please do the honours, camera number four, please. -Run VT!	0:14:50	0:14:54
Welcome to Fan Slam, the brand new CBBC show	0:14:59	0:15:01
where we try and find the world's biggest superfans.	0:15:01	0:15:04
-Ah, but Fan Slam isn't a real CBBC show. -What? We've made a sign!	0:15:04	0:15:09
-Yeah, that's not real. -We've hired a director! -You all right, boys?	0:15:09	0:15:14
-Yeah, he's not a real director, he's an actor. -We've done a jingle!	0:15:14	0:15:17
-JINGLE PLAYS -# Fan Slam! #	0:15:17	0:15:19
-What's going on? -Sssh!	0:15:19	0:15:21
-Ssh! Let's just wind up some super fans, shall we? -OK, Sam.	0:15:21	0:15:25
If that really is your name!	0:15:25	0:15:26
Meet Lauren and Megan.	0:15:28	0:15:30
Self-proclaimed super fans of The Vamps.	0:15:30	0:15:33
They think they are going to be taking part in our brand-new	0:15:33	0:15:35
CBBC show, Fan Slam.	0:15:35	0:15:37
What they don't realise is that we are about to wind them up	0:15:37	0:15:40
good and proper.	0:15:40	0:15:41
Here we go.	0:15:41	0:15:44
-How you doing? -Hi. -You all right? -Yes. -Come on, ladies. Have a seat.	0:15:44	0:15:50
Around the desk. How are you doing? You all right? How are you feeling?	0:15:50	0:15:54
-Good. -A bit nervous. -A bit nervous. Don't be.	0:15:54	0:15:57
-Oh, they've got their Vamps T-shirts on! -Aaaw! That's nice.	0:15:57	0:16:02
My name is Courtney, I'm your director for today. All right?	0:16:02	0:16:05
As you know, we've got a new show called Fan Slam.	0:16:05	0:16:07
We are looking for the biggest, biggest Vamps fans.	0:16:07	0:16:09
-Are you those biggest fans? -Oh, yes. -Are you sure? -Yes. Yes.	0:16:09	0:16:12
-You really are that fan? -Yes.	0:16:12	0:16:13
We have had loads of people coming in today.	0:16:13	0:16:15
It has been amazing.	0:16:15	0:16:16
What we are going to do is take you through a couple of rounds. OK?	0:16:16	0:16:19
Really put you through your paces.	0:16:19	0:16:21
Megan looks a little bit nervous. But Lauren, she, she...	0:16:21	0:16:23
-You can tell, she is a big, big fan of The Vamps. -OK? Great.	0:16:23	0:16:26
So, the first round we have got is, how well do you know The Vamps? Yes.	0:16:26	0:16:30
Very well.	0:16:30	0:16:32
We will see about that.	0:16:32	0:16:33
Because what the girls don't know	0:16:33	0:16:35
is that we have given Courtney all the wrong answers.	0:16:35	0:16:38
-What is the name of the band's fan base? -Erm...Vampettes.	0:16:38	0:16:41
No, it is the Vampy Pampies.	0:16:41	0:16:43
STIFLED LAUGHTER	0:16:43	0:16:45
No, it's not!	0:16:45	0:16:47
Of course it's not. This is a wind-up.	0:16:47	0:16:48
We're going to move on.	0:16:48	0:16:50
-THEY LAUGH -Going to move on!	0:16:50	0:16:52
The last group came in, they said all sorts of names.	0:16:52	0:16:54
So it is OK, everyone gets the first one wrong, don't worry. No problem.	0:16:54	0:16:59
Right, so what is the name of The Vamps' debut album?	0:16:59	0:17:01
Easy.	0:17:01	0:17:02
BOTH: The Vamps!	0:17:02	0:17:04
No, it is actually Hello, We Are The Vamps.	0:17:04	0:17:07
LAUGHTER	0:17:07	0:17:09
You really are not doing as well as I thought. But it is OK.	0:17:09	0:17:13
We're going to keep going.	0:17:13	0:17:15
Right, so where did The Vamps' debut single place in the UK charts?	0:17:15	0:17:18
Can We Dance? It came to number two, I think.	0:17:18	0:17:22
It was number 45, unfortunately.	0:17:22	0:17:25
Of course it was, sorry(!)	0:17:25	0:17:27
Right, last question. What is Tristan's middle name?	0:17:27	0:17:30
Oliver Vance.	0:17:30	0:17:32
Jennifer.	0:17:32	0:17:33
LAUGHTER	0:17:33	0:17:35
SHE LAUGHS	0:17:35	0:17:37
-He has kept that quiet! -We've not done very well.	0:17:37	0:17:40
Not really! But it's OK. We'll get there.	0:17:40	0:17:44
Maybe in round two we will be able to move forward.	0:17:44	0:17:47
So the girls didn't do too well in round one.	0:17:47	0:17:49
Let's see if they are any better at singing for round two.	0:17:49	0:17:52
What we are going to ask you to do is to sing along to	0:17:52	0:17:55
-a couple of their songs. -Oh! -Yeah.	0:17:55	0:17:57
-Oh! -We feel sorry for your ears.	0:17:57	0:18:00
Perfect, don't worry, I am looking forward to it.	0:18:00	0:18:03
So, I'm going to get the first track playing, if you don't mind.	0:18:03	0:18:06
The first track is Last Night. All right with that, guys?	0:18:06	0:18:09
Really go for it. OK?	0:18:09	0:18:10
We may have had a little mess around with the tracks earlier.	0:18:10	0:18:12
So let's see if they can keep up.	0:18:12	0:18:14
# Oh, oh, oh, oh	0:18:14	0:18:16
# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... #	0:18:16	0:18:19
Wow, they weren't wrong, sorry for our ears.	0:18:19	0:18:22
# I throw my hands up high	0:18:22	0:18:24
# And throw my glass into the sky... #	0:18:24	0:18:26
-That's good. -It's a nice song, yeah. -They sound great.	0:18:26	0:18:30
# Oh yeah, the evening comes	0:18:30	0:18:32
# Oh, oh, oh, oh... # MUSIC SLOWS	0:18:32	0:18:35
Keep going. Keep going, keep going, keep going.	0:18:35	0:18:38
-No! -Keep going. Don't worry about it.	0:18:38	0:18:40
THEY LAUGH THEY SING SLOWLY	0:18:40	0:18:43
DEEP, DISTORTED VOICES	0:18:43	0:18:47
MUSIC SPEEDS UP	0:18:49	0:18:52
THEY GIGGLE # ..in our eyes	0:18:52	0:18:55
# My head don't feel so right... #	0:18:55	0:18:57
There we go. Well done.	0:18:57	0:18:59
-Well done! -Professionals.	0:18:59	0:19:00
MUSIC SPEEDS UP	0:19:00	0:19:02
SINGING FAST: # We were dancing singing all our favourite songs... #	0:19:02	0:19:05
#..tomorrow never comes We had last night. #	0:19:05	0:19:07
-I don't think they've got a clue, have they? -No idea, no idea.	0:19:07	0:19:10
With the girls still oblivious, it's time to move on to round three,	0:19:10	0:19:13
the dance test.	0:19:13	0:19:14
Right, so you are going to show us	0:19:14	0:19:16
some of your best moves to The Vamps, and Can We Dance?	0:19:16	0:19:19
-Yes. -You ready?	0:19:19	0:19:21
-They are stretching! -Three, two, one...	0:19:22	0:19:25
# That's all I have to say	0:19:25	0:19:27
# So baby, can we dance? #	0:19:27	0:19:29
THEY LAUGH	0:19:29	0:19:32
The girls are loving every minute of it	0:19:32	0:19:36
and it seems nothing can faze them.	0:19:36	0:19:38
# I don't want to know you	0:19:38	0:19:42
# I'd like to skip the... Skip the... #	0:19:42	0:19:45
MUSIC DISTORTS	0:19:45	0:19:48
# That's all I have to say So, baby, can we dance? #	0:19:48	0:19:53
They are out of breath, they have given it so much!	0:19:53	0:19:56
Congratulations!	0:19:56	0:19:57
Very nice. That was actually really nice, girls.	0:19:57	0:20:01
That was amazing, actually.	0:20:01	0:20:04
Right, so we're going to go for the fourth and final round.	0:20:04	0:20:07
-It is, how well would you interview the Vamps? -BOTH: Oh!	0:20:07	0:20:10
-Then an interview, yeah? -OK. -Well, of course not, not really.	0:20:10	0:20:15
-We have got a cardboard cut out. -Oh, lovely.	0:20:15	0:20:18
Yep, it is time to bring in the life-size cutout of The Vamps.	0:20:18	0:20:22
Complete with working mouths, controlled by yours truly.	0:20:22	0:20:26
Will our two super fans finally realise something is not	0:20:26	0:20:29
quite right? Let the interview commence.	0:20:29	0:20:32
Who is going first?	0:20:32	0:20:33
-We both know what we want to ask. -OK, are you ready?	0:20:33	0:20:37
What do you look for in a girlfriend?	0:20:37	0:20:41
EXAGGERATED VOICE: I look for personality!	0:20:41	0:20:43
I like personality.	0:20:43	0:20:45
-They have got to make me laugh. -And a face.	0:20:45	0:20:50
Yeah, they must have a face, they have got to have a face.	0:20:50	0:20:54
What happens if they didn't have a face?	0:20:54	0:20:57
Then I am not going to take them out on a date, man!	0:20:57	0:20:59
I am going to stay with my band, The Vamps!	0:20:59	0:21:02
-I don't think James sounds like that. -I do speak like this.	0:21:02	0:21:06
-What about Bradley? Is that better? -Erm, that sounds a bit... Kind of.	0:21:06	0:21:11
-Not as beautiful as his real voice, but... -All right, all right, then.	0:21:11	0:21:16
-Where would you say your musical inspiration comes from? -My mum!	0:21:16	0:21:20
-Does your mum play an instrument? -No!	0:21:21	0:21:24
When you guys supported Taylor Swift on tour,	0:21:26	0:21:29
did any of you guys fancy her?	0:21:29	0:21:30
Yes, very much. She is a beautiful lady.	0:21:30	0:21:34
Surely it is time to put them out of their misery?	0:21:37	0:21:40
Ladies, is there anything else you want to ask before we wrap this up?	0:21:40	0:21:44
-We've got something to say to you, actually. -Oh, OK.	0:21:44	0:21:48
You're not actually on a super fans show called Fan Slam.	0:21:48	0:21:51
You are on... Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up!	0:21:55	0:21:59
ALL LAUGH How you doing, girls? Hiya!	0:22:00	0:22:02
-Great dancing, by the way. -Fantastic dancing.	0:22:03	0:22:06
We have wound you up good and proper.	0:22:06	0:22:08
This is not a real CBBC show at all.	0:22:08	0:22:10
Courtney, he's not a director, he is actually an actor.	0:22:10	0:22:14
I am sorry, girls.	0:22:14	0:22:15
This doesn't mean that you are here to be super fans of The Vamps.	0:22:15	0:22:18
-How do you feel about that? -It's fine!	0:22:18	0:22:20
Have you still had a good day, as well?	0:22:20	0:22:22
-Yeah. -Brilliant, excellent. -Fantastic.	0:22:22	0:22:24
Well, there is one more thing as well.	0:22:24	0:22:26
-We forgot about that, didn't we? -Yeah, sorry.	0:22:26	0:22:28
You're actually going to interview the real Vamps	0:22:28	0:22:30
because we're going to take you to meet The Vamps	0:22:30	0:22:33
and you're going to get to interview them.	0:22:33	0:22:35
-And we are not winding you up this time! -We're not, it is real.	0:22:35	0:22:39
They are waiting for you, they are waiting for you, girls.	0:22:39	0:22:42
-Ha-ha! -Are you happy? -Yes! -Nice! Have you got your questions ready?	0:22:42	0:22:47
Well, guys, come on, we best go, they're waiting for you.	0:22:47	0:22:51
-Come on, let's go. -Nice one. -Cheers, Courtney. Brilliant.	0:22:51	0:22:56
Cheers, see you! Yay!	0:22:56	0:22:58
ALL CHEER	0:23:00	0:23:02
How you doing? Really nice to see you? Hello.	0:23:02	0:23:05
-How are you, girls, are you OK? -We are good, yeah. -Excited.	0:23:05	0:23:11
We were asked what your fan base was called.	0:23:11	0:23:14
-Apparently it is the Vampy Pampies! -That's it. -That's true!	0:23:14	0:23:18
-Vampy Pampies? I like that! -The Vampy Pampies!	0:23:18	0:23:22
What qualities do you look for in a girl?	0:23:22	0:23:26
What qualities do we look for in a girl?	0:23:26	0:23:28
Funny, good sense of humour, doesn't take herself too seriously.	0:23:28	0:23:31
If you could do, like, a collaboration with any other	0:23:31	0:23:34
-singer or band, who would you do it with? -Ed Sheeran. Would be great.	0:23:34	0:23:39
-That would be like my favourite song ever! -Do any of you snore? -I do.	0:23:39	0:23:44
-These two. -I talk a lot. It creeps her out.	0:23:44	0:23:48
I speak about you guys in my sleep, I am like...	0:23:48	0:23:51
"Vamps!"	0:23:51	0:23:52
Now that they have met The Vamps, it is safe to say it was all worth it.	0:23:52	0:23:56
-Bring it in. Group hug. -I'll remember this!	0:23:56	0:24:01
Aaaaw! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:24:03	0:24:05
-Brilliant. That was so good. -So nice.	0:24:06	0:24:10
-Girls, have you recovered from that? -Not yet.	0:24:10	0:24:12
-You're still wearing your T-shirt. -I am wearing a signed T-shirt.	0:24:12	0:24:15
-Can we ask...? -Yes, of course.	0:24:15	0:24:16
Because, they obviously hugged you whilst you were	0:24:16	0:24:20
wearing that, it has been washed, hasn't it? No? Right... Ha-ha!	0:24:20	0:24:23
-That is fantastic. -It's fine, it is fine.	0:24:23	0:24:26
Guys, you have been fantastic sports.	0:24:26	0:24:27
Yes, and now you get to spend the rest of the show	0:24:27	0:24:30
in the wind-down zone.	0:24:30	0:24:32
-How does that sound? -Cool. -VIP, VIP. -And guess what?	0:24:32	0:24:35
-The Vamps are up there! They're not, sorry. -You horrible man.	0:24:35	0:24:39
-Sorry! -Give it up one more time for Lauren and Megan.	0:24:39	0:24:42
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:24:42	0:24:43
We will see you later.	0:24:46	0:24:47
Here is what else is still to come on Big Friday Wind-Up.	0:24:49	0:24:53
Mark toots his horns.	0:24:53	0:24:55
Tension is cranked up in Splat In The Box,	0:24:55	0:24:57
and Nathan Sykes performs in the Weekend Wind-Down.	0:24:57	0:25:00
-Oi, you lot, no silence in court. -CHEERING	0:25:02	0:25:07
Please rise for his worship, Lord Justice Byrne.	0:25:07	0:25:10
Oh, dear. I appear to be dressed for the wrong court.	0:25:14	0:25:19
JAUNTY MUSIC	0:25:19	0:25:22
Carry on, I'll be back.	0:25:22	0:25:24
And the parent prosecutor,	0:25:24	0:25:27
Samuel "puff pastry" Nixon, QC.	0:25:27	0:25:31
CHEERING	0:25:33	0:25:35
I eat law for breakfast. Justice for lunch.	0:25:36	0:25:40
And for dinner... Well, tonight,	0:25:40	0:25:41
I think I'm having chips, eggs, and beans.	0:25:41	0:25:44
JAUNTY MUSIC	0:25:44	0:25:46
Joke!	0:25:46	0:25:48
Time to find out whose parents are guilty of criminally	0:25:48	0:25:51
embarrassing behaviour.	0:25:51	0:25:52
-You enjoying the show, madam? -Yes, very much so. -Really?	0:25:59	0:26:03
Wouldn't rather be doing anything else?	0:26:03	0:26:05
LAUGHTER	0:26:05	0:26:09
-Well... -You crochet assassin!	0:26:11	0:26:14
LAUGHTER	0:26:14	0:26:15
Come on, show us. Show us.	0:26:15	0:26:18
Who are you here with today?	0:26:18	0:26:22
Please don't tell me you have come yourself. Who are you with?	0:26:22	0:26:26
-My son. -Your son? Is this your son? Who is your son? What is your name?	0:26:26	0:26:31
-Ted. -Ted, why is your mum crocheting on the Big Friday Wind-Up?	0:26:31	0:26:36
-For my sister. -What is she making for your sister? -Her hat.	0:26:38	0:26:42
I can't believe you are crocheting during Big Friday Wind-Up.	0:26:42	0:26:45
-How do you find the defendant, Your Worship? -Very guilty. Apologise.	0:26:45	0:26:50
Apologise to me!	0:26:50	0:26:52
-I'm sincerely sorry. -Apologise to Mark. -I'm not really that sorry.	0:26:52	0:26:56
LAUGHTER	0:26:56	0:26:57
-She's a lawyer as well. -She's what? -She's a lawyer as well!	0:26:57	0:27:04
-LAUGHTER Is this true? -Yes.	0:27:04	0:27:07
Brilliant, brilliant.	0:27:07	0:27:10
-Terrible, terrible. -No, we need to find the real menace to society.	0:27:10	0:27:14
Well, in that case, it is time to call our star witness.	0:27:14	0:27:18
And that star witness, everybody look over there,	0:27:19	0:27:23
look at the stairs over there.	0:27:23	0:27:25
You all right, Ethan? You are today's star witness, my friend.	0:27:28	0:27:33
-Please join us in the courtroom for Parents On Trial. -Come on, Ethan!	0:27:33	0:27:38
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:27:38	0:27:43
Order, order.	0:27:45	0:27:47
Ethan, have you any idea why you're standing before this court today?	0:27:49	0:27:52
-No. -Well, I would like to present to the court exhibit A.	0:27:52	0:28:00
Ethan, what can you see in this picture?	0:28:05	0:28:08
-My dad, in a wrestling uniform, with a belt on. -Yes.	0:28:08	0:28:15
That is exactly what that picture is. Thank you very much, Nathan.	0:28:15	0:28:20
-Tell us, is your dad a professional wrestler? -No.	0:28:20	0:28:24
Why was he dressed like that, then?	0:28:24	0:28:25
Because he is always telling me he is when he is not at all.	0:28:25	0:28:29
Well, Ethan, we are not here today to talk about your	0:28:29	0:28:32
dad's wrestling career, oh, no.	0:28:32	0:28:34
I would like to play to the court, exhibit B.	0:28:34	0:28:37
"Ah-ha! Kiss my face!"	0:28:37	0:28:40
-Let's hear it again. -"Ah-ha! Kiss my face!"	0:28:40	0:28:44
What do you make of that, Ethan?	0:28:44	0:28:46
Well, my dad is always doing impressions,	0:28:46	0:28:49
and he thinks he is amazing, but he's not.	0:28:49	0:28:52
Does he do it in front of you all the time,	0:28:52	0:28:54
-and in front of all your friends? -Mm-hmm. -Is it embarrassing? -Mm-hmm.	0:28:54	0:28:58
-Where do you think your dad is today? -At work. -Yes.	0:28:58	0:29:03
Well, I put it to you that he isn't there. He is here.	0:29:03	0:29:07
Bring out the accused. Mark, the Impressionist Dad.	0:29:07	0:29:10
CHEERING	0:29:11	0:29:16
Hello, my name is Tom Jones. Yeah.	0:29:23	0:29:25
And I used to be the James Bond of the valleys, I did. That's right.	0:29:25	0:29:30
In Wales, my Bond girl, she would be Rita Ora,	0:29:30	0:29:34
and another friend of mine who is the King himself, Elvis Presley.	0:29:34	0:29:38
# Baby, don't you understand?	0:29:41	0:29:43
# The child needs a helping hand. #	0:29:43	0:29:46
Thank you very much.	0:29:46	0:29:47
So, that, that was truly awful. But Ethan, what did you make of that?	0:29:51	0:29:55
-Not very good. -Not very good at all. It wasn't.	0:29:55	0:29:59
Well, it's time to reach a verdict.	0:29:59	0:30:00
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...	0:30:00	0:30:02
Do you find the defendant guilty or not guilty?	0:30:02	0:30:06
Ah...	0:30:08	0:30:10
It's unanimous.	0:30:11	0:30:12
I sentence you to the next 20 minutes churning butter	0:30:12	0:30:15
whilst being tickled by a feather.	0:30:15	0:30:17
Send Mark down!	0:30:17	0:30:18
BANGS GAVEL SEVERAL TIMES	0:30:18	0:30:20
Tickle him up real nice.	0:30:23	0:30:24
BELL CHIMES	0:30:28	0:30:30
BUTTER CHURNS	0:30:30	0:30:31
LAUGHTER	0:30:31	0:30:32
Well, it would appear that justice has been served here today,	0:30:32	0:30:36
but, Ethan, you deserve a reward for testifying,	0:30:36	0:30:39
so...we're going to give you this brand-new tablet!	0:30:39	0:30:41
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:30:41	0:30:43
-Hey, how does that sound, all right? -Amazing. -Awesome.	0:30:43	0:30:46
And that's not all, because pretty soon you and your family are going	0:30:46	0:30:49
to be going up against Katie and Dermot's family in the grand finale!	0:30:49	0:30:52
-So, you might win some more prizes, is that all right? -Yeah.	0:30:52	0:30:55
It's Ethan, everybody!	0:30:55	0:30:56
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:30:56	0:30:58
Hello, I'm Ben Shires and I can tell you that	0:31:00	0:31:03
Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up is officially amazing!	0:31:03	0:31:07
Unofficially.	0:31:07	0:31:09
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:31:09	0:31:13
Is everyone enjoying the show?	0:31:13	0:31:14
LOUDER CHEERING	0:31:14	0:31:16
He-e-y-y!	0:31:16	0:31:17
Seeing as everyone's as happy as Larry, don't know who Larry is,	0:31:17	0:31:20
let's play a game called Hornucopia.	0:31:20	0:31:23
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:31:23	0:31:25
-All right, mate? -Not really. -SAM LAUGHS	0:31:27	0:31:30
This is the part of the show where Mark locks horns with	0:31:30	0:31:33
a member of our studio audience.	0:31:33	0:31:35
Mark, has anyone here got what it takes to beat you?	0:31:35	0:31:39
It doesn't matter what the challenge is.	0:31:39	0:31:41
I am the man with the antidote...	0:31:41	0:31:44
of the challenge.	0:31:44	0:31:45
It's time to find your challenger!	0:31:46	0:31:49
APPLAUSE	0:31:51	0:31:53
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS	0:31:55	0:31:57
AUDIENCE CLAP ALONG	0:31:57	0:31:58
It's Shay from Barnsley!	0:32:00	0:32:02
Come on down, Shay!	0:32:02	0:32:04
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:32:04	0:32:05
Yeah, boy!	0:32:05	0:32:07
Yeah, yeah, yeah, boy!	0:32:07	0:32:08
All right!	0:32:08	0:32:10
First of all, Shay, you're from Barnsley.	0:32:10	0:32:13
-Yep. -I'm from Barnsley!	0:32:13	0:32:15
-How tha doin', lad? -Oh...	0:32:15	0:32:17
Fine, cocker.	0:32:17	0:32:18
Ye-a-ah!	0:32:18	0:32:20
-Not two of you. -Shut up, you. -Oh, no!	0:32:20	0:32:23
Shay, tell us, why do you think you can beat Mark?	0:32:23	0:32:25
Because I'm the best.	0:32:25	0:32:26
-AUDIENCE: -Oooooh!	0:32:26	0:32:27
Yes...	0:32:27	0:32:28
To give you a taste of this game,	0:32:28	0:32:31
please welcome, all the way from Austria,	0:32:31	0:32:34
Horst Konrader!	0:32:34	0:32:36
BURPING	0:32:36	0:32:37
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:32:37	0:32:40
This guy here is the most talented man you guys will ever meet.	0:32:45	0:32:48
To play this game, we need you to harness his talent,	0:32:48	0:32:52
but first you will need your own harness of horns, so, guys,	0:32:52	0:32:55
if you'd like to go over there and get yourselves prepared.	0:32:55	0:32:58
And whilst those guys do that.... See you later, Mark,	0:32:58	0:33:01
see you later, don't be scared...	0:33:01	0:33:02
Horst, over to you.	0:33:02	0:33:04
UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS	0:33:04	0:33:06
HE PLAYS HIS HORNS	0:33:06	0:33:08
AUDIENCE CLAP ALONG	0:33:08	0:33:09
Oh, yeah!	0:33:12	0:33:13
HE PLAYS HIS HORNS	0:33:14	0:33:17
Woo!	0:33:21	0:33:22
Yeah!	0:33:32	0:33:33
Yea-a-ah!	0:33:33	0:33:35
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:33:35	0:33:38
And come back in, Shay and Mark.	0:33:38	0:33:39
Lovely, looking great, guys, looking great.	0:33:39	0:33:42
-Feeling great. -Right!	0:33:42	0:33:43
Here is how the game works.	0:33:43	0:33:46
You each have four horns with corresponding colours.	0:33:46	0:33:49
I will give you a colour, you will then play the corresponding horn.	0:33:49	0:33:53
I will then give you two colours	0:33:53	0:33:55
and you will play the corresponding horns.	0:33:55	0:33:58
And we will keep going until someone gets the sequence wrong,	0:33:58	0:34:01
so it's a memory game.	0:34:01	0:34:02
-Oh, no! -How are you feeling, Mark? -Not great.	0:34:02	0:34:05
Got a good memory, haven't you?	0:34:05	0:34:06
I've only just started remembering your name!	0:34:06	0:34:08
Yeah, you have, you have.	0:34:08	0:34:10
Shay, how are you on memory?	0:34:10	0:34:11
-Not bad. -Not bad?	0:34:11	0:34:12
-Do you think you're going to do all right? -Yeah.	0:34:12	0:34:14
OK, well, we are making it difficult.	0:34:14	0:34:16
-We need you to be using your minds and your brains... -Oh, no.	0:34:16	0:34:19
-So, we're going to be blindfolding you. -What...?	0:34:19	0:34:21
Shay, you're going first.	0:34:21	0:34:23
So, if you'd like to put this over your eyes, here we go.	0:34:23	0:34:26
Why couldn't I have one like Horst and look like a Ghostbuster?	0:34:26	0:34:29
-You do look like a Ghostbuster, Horst. -Oh...	0:34:29	0:34:31
HORST PLAYS TWO HORNS	0:34:32	0:34:33
SAM LAUGHS	0:34:33	0:34:34
Oh, it's a horn-off, I like it.	0:34:34	0:34:36
Right, can you see anything? How many fingers am I holding up?	0:34:36	0:34:39
Ten.	0:34:39	0:34:40
I wasn't holding ten, I was holding five.	0:34:40	0:34:42
OK. Best of luck. Here we go.	0:34:42	0:34:44
I'm going to go with your first colour/horn.	0:34:46	0:34:48
Yellow.	0:34:49	0:34:51
HE PLAYS HORN	0:34:51	0:34:52
Yellow, red.	0:34:54	0:34:56
HE PLAYS HORNS	0:34:56	0:34:57
Yellow, red, blue.	0:34:59	0:35:00
HE PLAYS HORNS	0:35:02	0:35:04
Correct.	0:35:06	0:35:07
Yellow, red, blue, green.	0:35:07	0:35:09
HE PLAYS HORNS	0:35:10	0:35:12
BROKEN-SOUNDING HORN	0:35:13	0:35:14
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE	0:35:14	0:35:16
Very good, Shay, very good.	0:35:18	0:35:19
-Oh, no...! -Yellow, red, blue, green, green.	0:35:21	0:35:24
HE PLAYS HORNS	0:35:24	0:35:29
Correct. APPLAUSE	0:35:29	0:35:31
-Yellow, red, blue, green, green, blue. -Oh...	0:35:31	0:35:34
HE PLAYS HORNS	0:35:34	0:35:40
Well done! Well done, my friend! APPLAUSE	0:35:40	0:35:43
-It's getting tougher. -No...	0:35:44	0:35:45
Yellow, red, blue, green, green, blue, red!	0:35:45	0:35:49
HE PLAYS HORNS	0:35:49	0:35:51
HE PLAYS HORNS	0:35:53	0:35:57
INCORRECT BUZZER	0:35:57	0:35:58
Oh-h-h!	0:35:58	0:35:59
Shay, round of applause, though, for Shay.	0:36:01	0:36:03
You can take your blindfold off, mate.	0:36:03	0:36:05
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:36:05	0:36:06
Well done, Shay.	0:36:06	0:36:08
You scored six there,	0:36:08	0:36:09
you did six sequences successfully in a row, congratulations.	0:36:09	0:36:13
That was very well done.	0:36:13	0:36:14
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:36:14	0:36:16
How do you feel, Mark?	0:36:16	0:36:18
Heads, shoulders, knees and toes... I'm all right.	0:36:18	0:36:20
SAM LAUGHS	0:36:20	0:36:21
There you go, mate, if you'd like to put your blindfold on, please.	0:36:21	0:36:24
Can't even put this on right.	0:36:24	0:36:26
OK, let me just check.	0:36:27	0:36:28
-Yeah. -What are you doing? -OK.	0:36:29	0:36:31
-Shay from Barnsley didn't have a second look. -Pipe down!	0:36:31	0:36:34
Best of luck, Mark. You need to beat six, OK?	0:36:34	0:36:37
-Yeah. -Here we go.	0:36:37	0:36:38
We are starting with...	0:36:40	0:36:42
Blue.	0:36:42	0:36:43
HE PLAYS HORN	0:36:43	0:36:44
-Blue, red. -Oh, no.	0:36:46	0:36:47
Erm...	0:36:48	0:36:50
HE PLAYS HORN	0:36:50	0:36:51
Er...	0:36:51	0:36:53
FAINT HORN	0:36:53	0:36:54
Correct.	0:36:54	0:36:55
Blue, red, yellow.	0:36:55	0:36:57
HE PLAYS HORNS	0:36:57	0:37:00
Correct.	0:37:00	0:37:02
Blue, red, yellow, green.	0:37:02	0:37:03
HE PLAYS HORNS	0:37:03	0:37:06
Blue, red, yellow, green, green.	0:37:08	0:37:10
HE PLAYS HORNS	0:37:11	0:37:15
Wow. I'm impressed.	0:37:15	0:37:16
-Blue, red, yellow, green, green, red. -Oh...	0:37:17	0:37:20
HE PLAYS HORN	0:37:20	0:37:21
HE PLAYS WRONG HORN	0:37:23	0:37:24
Argh...	0:37:24	0:37:25
SAM LAUGHS	0:37:25	0:37:27
What? Did I...?	0:37:28	0:37:31
-What? -You're an idiot.	0:37:31	0:37:32
-Oh, no! -You're an idiot.	0:37:32	0:37:35
-You went for yellow, didn't you? -No! No!	0:37:35	0:37:38
Not yellow!	0:37:38	0:37:39
Which means you only got five sequences right.	0:37:39	0:37:42
You did better than I thought you would, but that means that Shay	0:37:42	0:37:45
-and people from Barnsley... -No-o-o! -..are the best in the world!	0:37:45	0:37:49
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:37:49	0:37:50
Yeah! Shay, congratulations.	0:37:52	0:37:54
You win the I Beat Mark Trophy.	0:37:54	0:37:56
Hold it up high in the air!	0:37:56	0:37:58
TRIUMPHANT MUSIC	0:37:58	0:38:01
What have you got to say for yourself, Shay?	0:38:01	0:38:03
I knew I'd win.	0:38:03	0:38:04
He knew he'd win! He knew he'd win.	0:38:04	0:38:06
Do you want to say to all the lovely people at home,	0:38:06	0:38:08
especially the people watching in Barnsley,	0:38:08	0:38:10
-say something to the nice people at home in Barnsley. -Thank you.	0:38:10	0:38:13
I knew it would all go...to me.	0:38:13	0:38:15
Yeah... It all went to you, Shay.	0:38:15	0:38:18
It all went to you. Nice work, mate.	0:38:18	0:38:20
-How are you feeling, mate, are you all right? -Get off me!	0:38:20	0:38:22
SAM LAUGHS	0:38:22	0:38:24
MARK PLAYS HORNS FURIOUSLY	0:38:24	0:38:25
-I'm outraged! -HE PLAYS HORNS FURIOUSLY	0:38:25	0:38:27
Well, Shay, as well as winning Mark Versus, you are now going to	0:38:27	0:38:30
be spending the rest of the show in the wind-down zone.	0:38:30	0:38:33
It's VIP, people!	0:38:33	0:38:34
-AUDIENCE: -Ooooh! -SAM: Oh, yeah!	0:38:34	0:38:36
And we'll be seeing you a little bit later on, so thank you ever so much.	0:38:36	0:38:39
Can we please give a massive round of applause to Shay?	0:38:39	0:38:41
And of course a huge applause to Horst!	0:38:41	0:38:44
Thank you so much, Horst.	0:38:44	0:38:45
HE PLAYS HORNS IN APPRECIATION	0:38:45	0:38:47
Hello, it's Mark Wright here from the Dengineers and every Friday	0:38:47	0:38:50
when Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up comes on,	0:38:50	0:38:54
I build a den with no telly.	0:38:54	0:38:56
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:38:56	0:38:59
Mark... Think of the scariest thing you can think of.	0:39:00	0:39:04
Oh, Monday mornings.	0:39:04	0:39:05
-Well, multiply that by ten. -Ten Monday mornings?	0:39:05	0:39:08
-And then put it in a box. -Ten Monday mornings in a box? -Exactly.	0:39:08	0:39:11
But slimier. It's Splat In The Box.	0:39:11	0:39:14
SCARY MUSIC	0:39:15	0:39:16
EVIL LAUGHTER	0:39:16	0:39:18
Let's welcome back our star players.	0:39:18	0:39:20
Katie, Dermot and family...	0:39:20	0:39:22
And Ethan and family.	0:39:22	0:39:23
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:39:23	0:39:25
OK. Katie, please introduce your team.	0:39:30	0:39:33
This is my twin brother, Dermot,	0:39:33	0:39:36
this is my older brother, Eden and this is my dad, Giles.	0:39:36	0:39:40
Lovely to have you here.	0:39:40	0:39:41
Ethan, who have you got on your team?	0:39:41	0:39:43
This is my mum, Fiona,	0:39:43	0:39:45
this is my brother, Kyle and this is my...dad, Mark.	0:39:45	0:39:48
SAM LAUGHS	0:39:48	0:39:50
Hmm.	0:39:50	0:39:51
We've met you, Mark.	0:39:51	0:39:53
-You're meant to be in prison. -Yeah!	0:39:53	0:39:55
-This is a game of chance. -A-a-nd skill!	0:39:55	0:39:58
-Each team will take turns to step up to... -BOTH: ..the box of horrors!	0:39:58	0:40:02
THUNDERCLAP, STABBING STRINGS	0:40:02	0:40:04
Once there, you will have just ten seconds	0:40:04	0:40:07
-to answer a general knowledge question. -But be quick	0:40:07	0:40:11
because the longer it takes you to answer,	0:40:11	0:40:13
the more times you're going to have to wind up that crank.	0:40:13	0:40:16
For example, if you take three seconds to answer,	0:40:16	0:40:18
that means three full turns of the crank.	0:40:18	0:40:21
Don't get one wrong, no, no, no, because if you do,	0:40:21	0:40:24
we have a triple-T situation on our hands.	0:40:24	0:40:26
But, Mark, whatever is a triple-T situation?	0:40:26	0:40:29
I'll tell you, Sam, it's where a team must wind up	0:40:29	0:40:31
the crank for a maximum ten terrifying turns.	0:40:31	0:40:34
HE LAUGHS MANICALLY	0:40:34	0:40:36
Nobody in the studio will know how many turns will make the box open.	0:40:39	0:40:42
But when it does,	0:40:42	0:40:44
you better have brought along some clean underwear, my friend.	0:40:44	0:40:47
In other words, one team will get very,	0:40:47	0:40:49
very messy and the other one wins the game.	0:40:49	0:40:51
Which also means that the winning team will go home with	0:40:51	0:40:54
tonight's star prize - a games console.	0:40:54	0:40:56
CHEERING In a box and everything.	0:40:56	0:40:59
OK, for our viewers at home,	0:40:59	0:41:00
time to find out how many turns will open the box tonight.	0:41:00	0:41:03
And if you don't want to know, close your eyes about now.	0:41:03	0:41:06
Now, to decide who goes first, Sam here has a genuine one-smart coin.	0:41:09	0:41:14
Now, Katie and Dermot, what will it be, will it be Sam's or Mark's?	0:41:14	0:41:18
-Mark's. -OK, best of luck.	0:41:19	0:41:22
(What is it, what is it?)	0:41:23	0:41:26
-Sam's. -Oh!	0:41:26	0:41:27
Which means Ethan's team, you guys are going first.	0:41:27	0:41:30
-If you'd like to get in position, please. -Best of luck.	0:41:30	0:41:34
Your time will start when Mark finishes asking the question.	0:41:34	0:41:38
Name three animals beginning with B.	0:41:38	0:41:42
Bear, baboon...badger.	0:41:42	0:41:46
-Correct. -Good animal knowledge.	0:41:46	0:41:49
Other three, you can play as well.	0:41:49	0:41:52
LAUGHTER	0:41:52	0:41:54
-Well done, Mark. -You answered that in...	0:41:54	0:41:57
four seconds, which means four full turns of the crank.	0:41:57	0:42:01
Who's going to be doing the honours?	0:42:01	0:42:02
Ethan, if you'd like to step up, please.	0:42:02	0:42:04
Here we go.	0:42:06	0:42:07
Oh!	0:42:14	0:42:16
OK. Change places.	0:42:16	0:42:19
What is the square root of 16?	0:42:25	0:42:28
-Four. -Correct.	0:42:28	0:42:30
Well done, guys, you answered that in two seconds.	0:42:30	0:42:32
Dermot, that means two full turns.	0:42:32	0:42:35
Face this way, in case you get covered. We want to see your face.	0:42:35	0:42:38
One...	0:42:40	0:42:43
two.	0:42:43	0:42:44
-Safe! -Oh-hoh!	0:42:44	0:42:46
This is tricky.	0:42:47	0:42:48
The inside of a British plug contains three wired connections.	0:42:52	0:42:56
Neutral, earth and...?	0:42:56	0:42:58
Live.	0:42:58	0:42:59
Correct.	0:42:59	0:43:00
Well done, guys, you answered that in one second,	0:43:00	0:43:03
which means one full turn. Ethan seems happy about it but, who knows?	0:43:03	0:43:08
This could be the next and final turn. Let's find out.	0:43:08	0:43:12
One, we're all right.	0:43:15	0:43:17
-Done. Ooh-hoo! -Swap places.	0:43:17	0:43:19
How many years do you get when you multiply	0:43:24	0:43:27
the number of years in a millennium by the number of years in a decade?	0:43:27	0:43:31
200,000.	0:43:33	0:43:34
It's wrong, I'm afraid. It's not 200,000, it's 10,000.	0:43:34	0:43:39
Which means, ten terrifying turns.	0:43:39	0:43:42
-Dermot, you go. -Other way.	0:43:42	0:43:43
Dermot, you want to face this way in case it goes off,	0:43:43	0:43:46
so we get it on your face.	0:43:46	0:43:47
One...	0:43:47	0:43:49
two...	0:43:49	0:43:51
three...	0:43:51	0:43:53
four, five	0:43:53	0:43:56
six, seven,	0:43:56	0:43:59
eight,	0:43:59	0:44:01
nine, ten!	0:44:01	0:44:02
Oh!	0:44:02	0:44:03
Please swap positions!	0:44:05	0:44:07
Look at Dermot! Look at how happy he is!	0:44:07	0:44:09
-Oh, how are you feeling, Ethan? -Really annoyed.	0:44:11	0:44:15
Really annoyed. OK.	0:44:15	0:44:17
In 2012, Kate Middleton	0:44:19	0:44:21
and Prince William married in which famous London landmark?	0:44:21	0:44:24
Oh...	0:44:24	0:44:26
erm...Albert Hall.	0:44:26	0:44:28
Wrong, I'm afraid. It was Westminster Abbey.	0:44:29	0:44:33
(Dad!)	0:44:33	0:44:35
-OK. -You know what this means, guys. -Ten terrifying turns.	0:44:35	0:44:39
Who's doing the honours? Ethan?	0:44:39	0:44:41
Who knows, it might not go, it might not go.	0:44:41	0:44:44
We don't know, only the people at home know.	0:44:44	0:44:47
Best of luck, ten turns.	0:44:47	0:44:48
One...	0:44:48	0:44:50
two!	0:44:50	0:44:52
GIGGLING	0:44:52	0:44:54
Ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!	0:44:54	0:44:56
Oh, unlucky, guys. Mark, are you all right? You're absolutely covered.	0:45:00	0:45:04
He answered all the questions right. It didn't seem fair.	0:45:04	0:45:07
Bless you, guys, you've been fantastic sports	0:45:07	0:45:09
and we're not going to be sending you home empty-handed.	0:45:09	0:45:12
We're going to be giving you some	0:45:12	0:45:13
commemorative Mark coin sets.	0:45:13	0:45:15
They're lovely. Everybody wants one.	0:45:15	0:45:17
Now, don't forget, you got that tablet earlier on, Ethan,	0:45:17	0:45:19
so you have won a fantastic prize today.	0:45:19	0:45:21
We'll see you later on in the wind-down zone.	0:45:21	0:45:23
I think you deserve to get yourself showered and that	0:45:23	0:45:25
-and we'll see you later on. -Ethan's family, everyone.	0:45:25	0:45:28
-Round of applause. -Be careful, don't slip, don't slip. -Very slippy.	0:45:28	0:45:31
APPLAUSE	0:45:31	0:45:33
Oh, wow. Come over here now, Katie and Dermot's team.	0:45:33	0:45:36
Round of applause for Katie and Dermot's team.	0:45:36	0:45:38
-The winning team tonight. -Fantastic.	0:45:38	0:45:40
Hey, I'll tell you what, you've had a good day, you guys, haven't you?	0:45:40	0:45:43
Fantastic. You've won the star prize - a games console.	0:45:43	0:45:46
WHOOPING	0:45:46	0:45:48
-What do you think of that? Good? -Yeah. -Fantastic.	0:45:48	0:45:50
Give it up one more time for Katie and Dermot's team, everyone.	0:45:50	0:45:53
-Off you go. -See you later, guys. See you soon.	0:45:53	0:45:56
I am absolutely covered.	0:45:56	0:45:58
I probably shouldn't say that in front of the families.	0:45:58	0:46:01
Anyway, that is it from big Friday Wind-Up.	0:46:01	0:46:03
A big thank you to you for watching	0:46:03	0:46:05
and thank you to you, you lovely audience.	0:46:05	0:46:06
-Round of applause. -Fantastic, thank you.	0:46:06	0:46:09
APPLAUSE	0:46:09	0:46:11
You are now all invited to our VIP after-show party.	0:46:11	0:46:14
Yeah, we're hanging out with everyone we've surprised tonight.	0:46:14	0:46:17
Nathan Sykes is going to be up there and he's going to be performing a single up there, which is	0:46:17	0:46:21
amazing and Katie Thistleton is still with us.	0:46:21	0:46:23
Yeah, we've got more games, more guests and behind the scenes extras.	0:46:23	0:46:26
Come on, you, come and join us, you know you want to.	0:46:26	0:46:29
APPLAUSE	0:46:35	0:46:37
Waaah!	0:46:38	0:46:41
Babies, babies.	0:46:43	0:46:44
These were on Big Friday Wind-Up,	0:46:44	0:46:46
-that's why we're holding babies. -Is it?	0:46:46	0:46:48
Yeah, it is. We wound up the week.	0:46:48	0:46:50
And it's now time to wind down for the weekend.	0:46:50	0:46:52
Welcome to our very exclusive wind-down zone.	0:46:52	0:46:55
You all right, everyone?	0:46:55	0:46:56
APPLAUSE	0:46:56	0:46:58
APPLAUSE DROWNS OUT SPEECH Double whammy, double whammy.	0:46:58	0:47:01
Look who's over here. Nathan Sykes is here.	0:47:01	0:47:03
-And he's holding the baby. -He's holding the baby.	0:47:05	0:47:07
Oh, brilliant.	0:47:07	0:47:09
Now, if you did miss Wind-Up, now, here it is in	0:47:09	0:47:11
-a 30-second re-cap stylee. -Here we go.	0:47:11	0:47:14
So we started off by working on our delive-ra-ry, quite literally.	0:47:14	0:47:18
Yes, Dermot was elected Wind-Up prime minister,	0:47:18	0:47:21
then kissed 20 babies.	0:47:21	0:47:23
Katie Thistleton walked like a crab, obviously.	0:47:23	0:47:26
CHEERING	0:47:26	0:47:28
Shay from Barnsley beat Mark in Horn-ucopia,	0:47:29	0:47:32
-which means everyone from Barnsley is the best. -Yes, obviously.	0:47:32	0:47:35
And Katie and Dermot's family beat Ethan's family	0:47:35	0:47:38
in Splat In The Box.	0:47:38	0:47:39
So, there you have it, that is Wind-Up round-up in just 30 seconds.	0:47:39	0:47:43
Mark, I would like you to sum that up in a quick doodle. Sum it up.	0:47:43	0:47:47
-Yeah, what do you think? -Wow.	0:47:48	0:47:50
You are talented. Talented doodle.	0:47:50	0:47:53
Right, let's go over here, crochet lady's here.	0:47:53	0:47:55
-What are you doing, a scarf? -A scarf. -A scarf!	0:47:55	0:47:58
-Excellent. -Winter and that.	0:47:58	0:47:59
Hey!	0:47:59	0:48:02
-Oh, Mark, Ethan, how are you doing? All right? -You all right, guys?	0:48:02	0:48:06
Yeah.	0:48:06	0:48:07
So you guys, you survived the gunge in Splat In A Box in Wind-Up,	0:48:07	0:48:11
you guys didn't.	0:48:11	0:48:12
-Mark, you especially got absolutely covered. -Yeah.	0:48:12	0:48:15
Don't know how that happened.	0:48:15	0:48:17
-Naughty Splat In The Box. You look great now. -You do indeed.	0:48:17	0:48:20
We'll be speaking to you a little later on	0:48:20	0:48:22
but right now over here, it's the wonderful Nathan Sykes.	0:48:22	0:48:26
-Hey, buddy. -Yeah, bro!	0:48:26	0:48:28
-How are you doing, mate? -I'm very well, how are you? -Very well, thank you.	0:48:28	0:48:31
-Great show. -Thanks very much, that's very kind. Thanks for being here.	0:48:31	0:48:34
We were going to give you a normal general knowledge quiz	0:48:34	0:48:37
-where you answer backwards. -OK.	0:48:37	0:48:38
But we thought, you're so talented at singing,	0:48:38	0:48:40
we want you to sing your answers cos you've got a fantastic voice.	0:48:40	0:48:43
-Thanks. -Question one, what is your name?	0:48:43	0:48:45
# Nathan Sykes. #	0:48:47	0:48:49
-Beautiful. -What's your favourite UK town?	0:48:49	0:48:52
# My favourite UK town is Gloucester. #	0:48:54	0:48:57
Different chord.	0:48:57	0:48:59
# Gloucester. #	0:48:59	0:49:00
-There we go. -Now we're talking.	0:49:00	0:49:02
Who's your biggest musical inspiration?	0:49:02	0:49:05
Can you play it as well?	0:49:05	0:49:06
John Legend who sings...	0:49:06	0:49:08
# We're just ordinary people... #	0:49:08	0:49:11
MARK SCREECHES	0:49:11	0:49:14
Where did you last go on holiday?	0:49:14	0:49:16
# I last went on holiday to I...biza. #	0:49:16	0:49:20
KLAXON SOUNDS	0:49:20	0:49:22
APPLAUSE	0:49:23	0:49:24
I can't wait to hear this guy sing later on.	0:49:24	0:49:26
-Give me some, give me some love. -Nathan Sykes.	0:49:26	0:49:29
Come over here, check it out, it's Lauren and Megan, everyone.	0:49:30	0:49:35
Now, on the Big Friday Wind-Up, we found out that these	0:49:35	0:49:38
girls are massive fans of The Vamps, so those guys came over to us,	0:49:38	0:49:42
a fake studio,	0:49:42	0:49:44
they thought they were appearing on a new CBBC show called Fan Slam.	0:49:44	0:49:47
Horrible. Terrible show.	0:49:47	0:49:48
But it wasn't, it was us filming there and they got to meet The Vamps and interview them.	0:49:48	0:49:52
-It was pretty good, weren't it, girls? -Yeah, amazing.	0:49:52	0:49:54
You got very, very excited when we told you about The Vamps.	0:49:54	0:49:57
-Didn't you? -Yes. -And you did something rather spectacular.	0:49:57	0:50:00
-Let's have a look at this. -Oh, no.	0:50:00	0:50:01
You're actually now going to interview the real Vamps	0:50:01	0:50:03
because we're going to take you to meet The Vamps.	0:50:03	0:50:06
BANG!	0:50:06	0:50:08
And you're going to get to interview them.	0:50:08	0:50:10
-You smashed your head clean on the... -Bosh! Bosh!	0:50:10	0:50:12
-Deary me. Did that not hurt? -No.	0:50:12	0:50:14
You couldn't feel it, you couldn't feel it.	0:50:14	0:50:16
And one last thing, I think we've come up with a new dance craze.	0:50:16	0:50:19
-Oh, this is my favourite. -You know what I'm talking about? -Yeah.	0:50:19	0:50:22
This is going to take over the Macarena, have a look at this.	0:50:22	0:50:25
-Cheers. Cheers. -Yeah!	0:50:25	0:50:27
Yeah!	0:50:27	0:50:29
-DANCE MUSIC PLAYS -Yeah!	0:50:29	0:50:32
Megan and Lauren, everyone.	0:50:32	0:50:34
APPLAUSE	0:50:34	0:50:37
Cheers, girls. Cheers, girls.	0:50:37	0:50:38
All right. Let's come over here. And you, you, you from Barnsley.	0:50:38	0:50:43
-Shay from Barnsley. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Katie, how are you doing?	0:50:43	0:50:47
Oh, I'm good. Got my child here, which is lovely.	0:50:47	0:50:49
-OK. -Now, on Big Friday Wind-Up,	0:50:49	0:50:51
Shay here beat Mark in Mark Versus...	0:50:51	0:50:52
-Stitched me up. -..in a fantastic game called Horn-ucopia.	0:50:52	0:50:56
It was a great game. And we have	0:50:56	0:50:59
the lovely Horst Konrader in from Austria.	0:50:59	0:51:02
-He does look like a ghostbuster. -He does. -This man is so talented.	0:51:02	0:51:06
He does amazing things with these things.	0:51:06	0:51:08
-And does songs. So we're going to do a little bit of a game. -Yeah.	0:51:08	0:51:11
Yes, you are going to play a song	0:51:11	0:51:13
and then you guys are going to guess what song it is.	0:51:13	0:51:16
-It's as simple as that. -We're competing? -Yes, you are.	0:51:16	0:51:18
-You are competing. -You're going down.	0:51:18	0:51:20
"You're going down," I like it, Shay from Barnsley.	0:51:20	0:51:23
Better trash talk than what you did me.	0:51:23	0:51:25
OK, so, Horst, over to you for the first song.	0:51:25	0:51:27
Perform it.	0:51:27	0:51:28
HE TOOTS HIS HORNS	0:51:29	0:51:32
-Three Blind Mice! -Oh! Is that right?	0:51:32	0:51:34
-That's right. -It's right. THREE BLIND MICE PLAYS	0:51:34	0:51:37
Sorry, Shay. Sorry, Shay.	0:51:37	0:51:40
All right, next one, please, Horst.	0:51:40	0:51:42
OK.	0:51:42	0:51:44
I know it.	0:51:51	0:51:54
I don't know the name.	0:51:54	0:51:57
Cheating!	0:51:57	0:51:58
-Blue Dan-you-bay. -Yes!	0:51:58	0:52:00
-BLUE DANUBE WALTZ PLAYS -How did you get that?	0:52:00	0:52:03
-OK, it's all to play for with the final song. The best of luck. -OK.	0:52:03	0:52:08
Come on, Horst.	0:52:08	0:52:10
Oh, yeah.	0:52:14	0:52:15
Yeah.	0:52:17	0:52:18
-Do you know it? -I forgot the name of it.	0:52:20	0:52:23
Sing it, sing it, sing it.	0:52:23	0:52:24
OK, OK. Katie Thistleton, we're going to go over to you.	0:52:24	0:52:27
-Old MacDonald. -Whoa!	0:52:27	0:52:29
-RAPPING: -# Ee-ai ee-ai yo! #	0:52:29	0:52:31
Out of the blue he just took it with the last one. 2-1.	0:52:31	0:52:35
Proving once again that people from Barnsley are just fantastic.	0:52:35	0:52:38
-They are, they are. -Round of applause for Horst, everyone.	0:52:38	0:52:42
All the way from Austria, all the way from Austria.	0:52:42	0:52:45
And, well done, Shay, you win this moustachioed pistachio.	0:52:45	0:52:49
-There you go, mate. -Right now, it's time for this.	0:52:50	0:52:54
OK, playing this game, we've got the two Katies, with Dermot	0:52:55	0:52:59
as a bit of moral support.	0:52:59	0:53:00
OK, now, on Big Friday Wind-Up, we always get our lovely	0:53:00	0:53:03
audience involved and we asked them before they came	0:53:03	0:53:06
into the studio which celebrities they get told they look like.	0:53:06	0:53:09
We want you guys to write down an answer who you think they look like.	0:53:09	0:53:12
-If you get it right, you win a point. -Ooh.	0:53:12	0:53:15
Here we go with audience member number one.	0:53:15	0:53:16
I'm often told I look like...	0:53:16	0:53:19
Dermot's on it, Dermot's on it. Come on, Katie.	0:53:21	0:53:23
You're making me stress.	0:53:23	0:53:25
-OK. -Right, we're going to go to Dermot first, tell us.	0:53:25	0:53:27
-Let's rip that off, that one. What have you gone for? -Wayne Rooney.	0:53:27	0:53:30
Let's have a look. Wayne Rooney you've gone for. OK, interesting.	0:53:30	0:53:33
-I've gone for Ross Kemp. -Excellent. -Interesting, interesting.	0:53:33	0:53:37
OK, let's see if either one of you is right.	0:53:37	0:53:40
I'm often told I look like...	0:53:40	0:53:42
..Wayne Rooney.	0:53:43	0:53:45
APPLAUSE	0:53:45	0:53:46
No, no, he doesn't look like Wayne Rooney.	0:53:46	0:53:48
-You've got the answers, you two. -Really? His dad.	0:53:48	0:53:51
All right, shall we go to our next audience member? Let's have a look.	0:53:51	0:53:54
I'm often told I look like...	0:53:54	0:53:56
-Oh, tricky. -Oh, no. -That is a tricky one. Oh, Dermot's on it again.	0:53:56	0:54:00
-Dermot! -Think, Katie Thistleton, think! Come on, Katie.	0:54:00	0:54:03
-You only see them once. -Whilst they're writing down, look at this.	0:54:03	0:54:06
-HE MIMICS RIPPING PAPER Didn't rip it. -Didn't rip it.	0:54:06	0:54:09
Wow. Like a magician or something.	0:54:09	0:54:11
Katie Thistleton, what have you gone for?	0:54:11	0:54:12
I've gone for Victoria Beckham. I'm just throwing...	0:54:12	0:54:15
-You really are just writing names. -Just thinking of celebrities.	0:54:15	0:54:18
-Dermot? -Alex Jones.	0:54:18	0:54:19
-Alex Jones from The One Show. -Oh, you're probably right.	0:54:19	0:54:23
Let's have a look and see if either one of you is right.	0:54:23	0:54:26
I'm often told I look like Alex Jones.	0:54:26	0:54:29
How are you doing this?	0:54:30	0:54:32
-This is uncanny. Katie, come on. -How are you so good at this?	0:54:32	0:54:36
One more? We've got time for one more.	0:54:36	0:54:39
Do you know what? We're going to start from the beginning here.	0:54:39	0:54:42
-Whoever gets this right is the winner. -No, you can't. -Let's do it.	0:54:42	0:54:46
I'm often told I look like...	0:54:46	0:54:48
Ooh. Tricky. Dermot's on it straight away.	0:54:51	0:54:54
Dermot.	0:54:54	0:54:55
Are you guys agents or something?	0:54:55	0:54:57
LAUGHTER	0:54:57	0:54:59
Come on, Katie, come on.	0:54:59	0:55:01
-Come on, Katie. -I honestly don't have a clue.	0:55:01	0:55:03
-Think of a celebrity. -OK.	0:55:03	0:55:05
-A female celebrity. Anyone. -Right, OK, Katie, what have you gone for?	0:55:05	0:55:11
Sam Nixon, thank you very much.	0:55:11	0:55:13
-Wow. -What have you gone for over here? -Julia Roberts. -Julia Roberts?	0:55:13	0:55:16
How do you even know Julia Roberts?	0:55:16	0:55:18
-What have you written there? -Is that Winnie the Pooh?	0:55:18	0:55:21
-"Winner I hope." -"Winner I hope." -Let's find out. Here we go.	0:55:21	0:55:26
I'm often told I look like Julia Roberts.	0:55:26	0:55:29
APPLAUSE	0:55:29	0:55:31
Full sweep, full sweep, Dermot.	0:55:31	0:55:34
OK, you two are amazing. I'm impressed.	0:55:34	0:55:37
-Brilliant. -Thank you ever so much. Round of applause for Katie.	0:55:37	0:55:41
APPLAUSE	0:55:41	0:55:43
Well done, you smashed it. You, for doing that, you win a baby.	0:55:43	0:55:48
CHEERING	0:55:48	0:55:50
That's it from the Weekend Wind Down.	0:55:50	0:55:52
Thank you so much for watching.	0:55:52	0:55:53
Enjoy your weekend, whatever you're up to.	0:55:53	0:55:55
Here to play us out is the brilliant Nathan Sykes.	0:55:55	0:55:57
MUSIC: Over And Over Again	0:55:57	0:56:00
# From the way you smile	0:56:00	0:56:02
# To the way you look	0:56:02	0:56:04
# You capture me	0:56:04	0:56:06
# Unlike no other	0:56:06	0:56:07
# From the first hello	0:56:07	0:56:09
# Yeah, that's all it took	0:56:09	0:56:11
# And certainly	0:56:11	0:56:13
# We had each other	0:56:13	0:56:15
# And I won't leave you	0:56:15	0:56:19
# Always be true	0:56:19	0:56:22
# One plus one, two for life	0:56:22	0:56:28
# Over and over again	0:56:28	0:56:31
# So don't ever think I need more	0:56:31	0:56:35
# Cos I've got the one to live for	0:56:35	0:56:39
# No-one else will do	0:56:39	0:56:41
# I'm telling you	0:56:41	0:56:43
# Just put your heart in my hands	0:56:43	0:56:47
# I promise it won't get broken	0:56:47	0:56:50
# We'll never forget this moment	0:56:50	0:56:54
# It will stay brand-new	0:56:54	0:56:56
# Cos I'll love you	0:56:56	0:56:58
# Over and over again	0:56:58	0:57:01
# Oh, baby	0:57:03	0:57:05
# Over and over again	0:57:05	0:57:09
# Yeah	0:57:09	0:57:11
# Girl, when I'm with you I lose track of time	0:57:14	0:57:19
# When I'm without you you're stuck on my mind	0:57:19	0:57:21
# And I'll be all you need until the day that I die	0:57:21	0:57:25
# I love you	0:57:25	0:57:28
# Over and over again	0:57:28	0:57:31
# So don't ever think I need more	0:57:31	0:57:35
# Cos I've got the one to live for	0:57:35	0:57:38
# No-one else will do I'm telling you	0:57:38	0:57:41
# Just put your heart in my hands	0:57:43	0:57:46
# Promise it won't get broken	0:57:46	0:57:50
# We'll never forget this moment	0:57:50	0:57:53
# You will stay brand-new	0:57:53	0:57:55
# Cos I'll love you	0:57:55	0:57:57
# Over and over again	0:57:57	0:58:00
# Over and over again. #	0:58:05	0:58:08
APPLAUSE	0:58:08	0:58:09

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