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'Is this boy's real name Larry?

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'Why won't this girl look anyone in the eye?

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'And is this man from the future?

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'Welcome to the show where no-one is safe.

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'It's Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up!'

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AUDIENCE CHEERS

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'Welcome to the show that's winding up the world.

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'From studio two in Salford, it's Big Friday Wind-Up!'

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My name is Joe, and I'm extremely nosey!

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NOSE SQUEAKS

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Please give it up for Sam and Mark!

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MUSIC: Fiesta by The Pogues

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CHEERING

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HE SCREAMS

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Yeah! HE LAUGHS

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Argh!

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-Hey-hey!

-Yeah, boy!

-Oh!

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-BOTH:

-Welcome to the weekend!

-AUDIENCE CHEERS

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-Oh, yeah!

-All right.

-Oh, yeah.

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Are you ready for an hour of unpredictable entertainment?

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Like this!

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-LAUGHTER AND CHEERING Unpredictable! Unpredictable!

-See?

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-Yeah!

-Oh!

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-Didn't see that coming, did you?

-I've always wanted to do that.

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-Amazing.

-Now, you will love tonight's show.

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-We are joined by Ed Petrie and Shannon Flynn!

-Woohoo!

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-AUDIENCE CHEERS

-All Right!

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We will witness the rise of the machines

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in Parents On Trial.

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-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

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And find out what happened when we took our hidden cameras

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to Bolton to play a game of In Yer House.

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I want you to make a funny noise...

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about now.

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Ah!

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-HE LAUGHS

-That was terrible.

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That was terrible.

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Right now, though, next we are looking for somebody

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who's daddy has also been their mummy.

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-Say what?

-Watch this.

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And today on Howard Carter news,

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we will be talking with the one and only,

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Tutankhamen.

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Please, Tutankhamen, take a seat.

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LAUGHTER

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Asa, we're coming to you!

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Thank you. Yeah.

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-Hey!

-Hey, Asa.

-Hello, mate.

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Hello.

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So, Asa, tell us what did we just witness there?

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What was that?

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Oh, um, that was my homework in year three of Tutankhamen

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when we were learning about Egypt.

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Oh, really? Excellent.

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And your dad was in that, wasn't he?

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-Yeah.

-Dad, were you happy with that performance?

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I had his pyjamas on my head, so...

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Yeah, it was funny. It was the funniest thing ever, wasn't it?

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-Well, it wasn't all smooth sailing.

-Mm.

-Check this out.

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Tutankhamen...

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THEY LAUGH

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I love a good outtake! Love a good outtake.

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Well, it appears that you get on very well with your dad.

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Is that correct?

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-Yes.

-Excellent, but how well do you know your mum?

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-Ooh.

-I don't know.

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-No.

-Well, we are going to find out.

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Come and join us as we play Who's Your Mummy?

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-Come on. Come on.

-Off you go. Off you go.

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Welcome to Who's Your Mummy?

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In this tomb there are six mummies. One of them is your actual mummy.

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All you have to do is guess which one of them is your mummy.

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You'll be asking each mummy a question.

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They can only respond through mime

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and blowing raspberries.

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Then you will choose which mummy is your mummy.

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If you get the right mummy, you'll win a brand-new camcorder.

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-All right!

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

-Yeah.

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-Asa, are you ready?

-I think so.

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-Good.

-OK, Asa, your questions are there

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hiding behind the incredible balancing stones of Egypt.

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If you'd like to take them out of the stones...

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Release the mummies! EGYPTIAN MUSIC PLAYS

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AUDIENCE APPLAUDS AND CHEERS

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OK.

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Asa, read out the first question

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and tell us which mummy you'd like to ask that to.

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Remember, they can only answer through raspberry and mime.

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"What is your best dance move?" to mummy number two.

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MUSIC PLAYS

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MUMMY BLOWS RASPBERRIES

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OK, interesting. Interesting.

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Asa, before we go any further,

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is that a type of dance you would see your mummy do at home?

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-No.

-OK. OK.

-OK.

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So, you may be thinking that number two is not your mummy.

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Read out your next question

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and choose which mummy you'd like to ask it to.

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"What is your favourite thing to watch on television?"

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Mummy number five.

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MUMMY BLOWS RASPBERRIES

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Interesting.

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Interesting.

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That looked like it was possibly The X Factor.

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-Yes.

-Yeah.

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Does your mummy like to watch The X Factor?

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She does, but I don't think it's her favourite.

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-Really?

-Ooh, OK.

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And just out of interest, is your mummy shorter than you?

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-Uh, no.

-Right. Interesting.

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OK. Well, just think about that for later on.

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Now for your final question, please, Asa.

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Use it wisely.

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"Where in the world would you most like to visit?"

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to mummy number six.

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MUMMY BLOWS RASPBERRIES

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OK, Asa, now you must choose the mummy

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who you think is your mummy.

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But before you choose the mummy who you think is your mummy,

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let's have a recap of the mummies.

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'Will it be mummy number one, who...'

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-HE BLOWS RASPBERRY

-'Mummy number two, who...'

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-HE BLOWS RASPBERRY

-'Mummy number three, who...'

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-HE BLOWS RASPBERRY

-'Mummy number four, who...'

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-HE BLOWS RASPBERRY

-'Mummy number five, who...'

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-HE BLOWS RASPBERRY

-'Or mummy number six,

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-'who likes a spot of the old...'

-BLOWS RASPBERRY

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'The choice is yours.'

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-Hmm. Tricky.

-OK.

-Tricky.

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So, Asa, what are you thinking?

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Which mummy do you think is your mummy?

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Hmm, Australia, which I'm thinking is the jumping for the kangaroos.

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Ah, OK.

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And my mum would like to visit Australia,

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so I'm going to say number six.

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OK, in that case, mummy number six,

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could you please come and stand over here next to me?

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Over here.

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AUDIENCE LAUGHS

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-Over here. There we go.

-Hi, Mummy.

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OK, here we go. Here we go.

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OK, we're going to find out whether that is your mummy.

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Mummy number five, just take this off.

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Is this your mummy?

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-No!

-Who is it?

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It's Ellie from across the road.

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-Oh! So it's not your mummy!

-No.

-OK.

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Ellie from across the road.

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OK, mummy number four.

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Let's take this off and see...

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-Is this your mummy?

-No!

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-Who is this?

-This is my friend Noam's dad, Ian.

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-AUDIENCE LAUGHS

-Ian is not your mummy. OK.

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Let's go to number three.

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Let's take this off.

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See if this...is your mummy.

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Is this your mummy?

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No!

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-Who is this?

-This is my friend Noam.

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-So it's not your mummy.

-No.

-OK.

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Doing well. Doing well. Asa, doing well.

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Wow. Well done. OK, number two.

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Is this your mummy?

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Ah!

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-Is this your mummy?

-No!

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Who is it?

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It's my friend's mum!

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-Right.

-Interesting.

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OK, going to leave number one because, Asa,

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before we reveal the last mummy,

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we are going to give you the opportunity to swap them.

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It's entirely up to you.

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Do you want to...

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-BOTH:

-Swap!

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with number one...

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-who you didn't ask any questions to?

-At all.

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-I think I'll swap.

-Oh!

-OK.

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It could be risky. It could be risky.

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All right.

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Oh, Mummy.

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OK. Time to reveal whether the mummy you chose is indeed your mummy.

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Is this your mummy?

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-Is it your mummy?

-Yeah.

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-It's your mummy!

-AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS

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Whoo!

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This mummy is your mummy.

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OK. Well done. Let's have a look.

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See who you originally chose.

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Hello. Here's this?

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Miss...

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Mrs Bidgely, our head teacher!

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AUDIENCE LAUGHS Oh!

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-She is not your mummy!

-Not your mummy!

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Oh, well done, Asa. You've done brilliantly.

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You've won the star prize - a camcorder!

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Yay! AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS

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And, Asa, you will now be spending the rest of the show

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in the Wind-Down VIP Zone.

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-All right.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

-Yes.

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And you'll be playing our end game later,

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-so you could win some more prizes. What do you think of that?

-Great!

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-Yeah!

-Great!

-It is great.

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Please give it up for Asa and of course his family and friends.

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-Well done.

-AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS

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Hi, guys. Bobby Lockwood here.

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You're watching Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up,

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the show that always makes me howwwwwwwwl...

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in pain.

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AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS

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'Ladies and gentlemen,

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'tonight on the wind-up wheel, Mr Ed Petrie!'

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AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS

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-How are you doing, Ed?

-Yeah. Yeah, great.

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-THEY LAUGH

-A little bit nervous.

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I'm not going to lie to you.

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Ed, we're going to spin you right round, baby,

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right round, like a record, baby, right round.

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-What's a record baby?

-I don't know, sweetheart.

-OK.

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But we're going to spin Ed round like one.

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If he lands on truth, we're going to ask him

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a highly intellectual question.

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But if it lands on wind-up, we'll give him a forfeit,

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and it could be literally anything.

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How are you feeling about that, Ed?

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Uh, again, quite nervous.

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This is the sort of thing that Mark normally does on this show.

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-Get Mark to do it.

-True. True.

-All right, all right.

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-They've stitched me up enough on this show.

-That is true.

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All right, let's get started, and...

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-AUDIENCE:

-Wind up that wheel!

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-MUSIC PLAYS

-Whoo!

-It's not too bad.

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It's not too bad.

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Ah, yeah!

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Stop the wheel!

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-Ooh!

-Wind-up.

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OK, Ed, please choose a number between one and ten.

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Uh, five.

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-Five.

-Five.

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It's in the middle.

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-Beatbox.

-Ooh.

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Go on!

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HE BEATBOXES Whoo!

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HE CONTINUES BEATBOXING

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-Yeah!

-Uh!

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-HE CONTINUES BEATBOXING

-Big finish!

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-IMITATES RECORD SCRATCH

-Wicky-wicky!

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-Not too bad at all.

-Very good.

-You like that, do you? Yeah. OK.

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OK, lovely audience, it's time to...

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-AUDIENCE:

-Wind up that wheel!

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MUSIC PLAYS

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Ah, yeah! Ah, yeah!

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Anyone got any travel sickness tablets?

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Stop the wheel!

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-Oh, truth.

-Truth!

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-Yeah.

-Ed Petrie, pick a number between one and ten.

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-Uh, I'm going to go one.

-Oh, nice. Nice choice.

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-Ooh.

-Ah, yeah.

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If you could meet any person, who would it be?

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Uh...

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HE LAUGHS

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Her!

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She's pointing at me going, "Me!"

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Let's make your dreams come true. Come on, you!

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Come on! Come on. Come and meet...

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Come on. Come and meet Ed. Ed wants to meet you.

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-What's your name?

-Rebecca.

-Rebecca. Rebecca.

-Hello!

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-Ed, meet Rebecca.

-I've always wanted to meet you more than anyone else.

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-AUDIENCE LAUGHS

-What a pleasure.

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Round of applause for Rebecca, everyone!

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AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS Off you go!

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Excellent. OK, it's time to...?

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-AUDIENCE:

-Wind up that wheel!

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MUSIC PLAYS

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-Ah, yeah!

-Ah, yeah!

-Ah, yeah!

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And stop that wheel.

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-Oh, no.

-It's a wind-up.

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-OK, Ed...

-He's not happy. He's not happy.

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..choose a number between one and ten. You've already had five.

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-Eight.

-Eight.

-Because it looks nice.

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-It does look nice. Round.

-Yeah.

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Become...

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Become a pirate.

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-SEA SHANTY PLAYS PIRATE ACCENT:

-Arrrrrrrr!

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Arrrr! It's been a long day at sea, me lad.

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Arrrr, I feel mighty seasick

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on the Good Ship Truth and wind-up wheel.

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Arrrr, I be! What's that, Polly?

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What's that you say?

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Pieces of eight?

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Arrr, yes.

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We'll be finding aplenty on a day like this, I be sure.

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I've turned into a farmer!

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It's time to wind up that wheel!

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-MUSIC PLAYS

-Very good.

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Ah, yeah! Ah, yeah!

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And stop that wheel.

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-Ooh!

-Truth.

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Edward, choose a number between one and ten.

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I'm genuinely feeling a bit sick.

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Pick a number.

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-Uh, have I had nine?

-You've not had nine.

-No. Nine.

-Let's have it.

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-When did you last buy new pillows?

-Hmm.

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-It's the question everyone wants to know.

-Yeah!

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Uh, ooh, it must have been a couple of years ago.

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And I actually took it for a bit of a test drive in the shop.

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I actually lay on the floor of the shop to test them out.

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-No, you didn't. You didn't.

-That's the wrong answer.

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-You didn't.

-I'm sure...

-It was last night.

-Was it?

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-It was last night, yeah.

-I don't know my own mind.

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Yeah. Sadly.

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Well, Ed, thank you very, very much. You've been brilliant.

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-How are you feeling after that?

-Well, questioning my own sanity.

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Yeah!

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So are we, and we do it every day.

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Well, I think you have earned a well-good nice rest

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and some relaxation time in the Wind-Down Zone.

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-It's VIP there, Petrie.

-Ooh!

-We'll see you later.

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Give it up for Ed Petrie! AUDIENCE CLAP AND CHEER

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He's dizzy. He's dizzy.

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-HE HEAVES AND VOMITS AUDIENCE:

-Ew!

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-Oh, yeah.

-It's running all over his wonderful T-shirt.

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-Ah, mate.

-Oh!

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OK, it's time to meet some more of our friends. It's Maddie and Ruby.

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-Hey!

-Hey!

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How you doing, Maddie and Ruby? Are you enjoying the show?

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-BOTH:

-Yes.

-Fantastic.

-Excellent.

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Now, not so long ago, we took our hidden cameras

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to these girls' house for a game of extreme hide and seek,

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and Maddie and your parents, Ruby, they were in on the whole thing.

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-You didn't know anything, did you, Ruby?

-No.

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-Silly.

-Shall we take a look at what happened

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when we played In Yer House?

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-Yeah.

-OK. Ruby, could you please do the honours down camera number four?

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Run VT!

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'You are entering the world of In Yer House,

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'an elite undercover task force charged with winding up the nation.

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'As an In Yer House agent, your objective is to go undercover

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'in viewers' homes and complete a series

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'of highly skilled challenges.

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'Agent Rhodes, you will be manning mission control.

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'Agent Nixon, your accomplice is waiting for you

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'at today's location.

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'You must both proceed there immediately,

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'and remember - don't get caught.'

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Please listen carefully.

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This is your assignment.

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This is Agent Maddie's house.

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Agent Nixon, you'll be hiding here in the kitchen.

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This is the target.

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This is Ruby, Agent Maddie's sister, and this...

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-Oh...

-Eugh!

0:16:080:16:09

-Oh, um...

-AUDIENCE LAUGHS

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Just get rid of that.

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This is your survival kit.

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You can use this, but only on my instructions.

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-Understood.

-OK. Agent Maddie, do you think we can keep Agent Nixon

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-hidden from the target?

-It'll be a challenge, but I think so.

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I like that confidence.

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OK, agents, enter the field.

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-You mean the house.

-Y-Yeah. Enter the house.

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OK, let's go, Maddie. Let's do it.

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ALARM WAILS

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Target has entered the area and In Yer House is a go.

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Go, go, go, go.

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Quickly, quickly, quickly.

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Quickly, quickly. Get in position.

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Ruby!

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Sam, how are you feeling?

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(I can hear her upstairs.)

0:17:110:17:13

Come downstairs. We've got a really funny video to show you.

0:17:130:17:16

-I'm not ready yet!

-AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:17:160:17:20

She's not ready yet!

0:17:200:17:22

Ah!

0:17:220:17:24

Ruby, we've been waiting for ages.

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-I'm... Ooh!

-THEY LAUGH

0:17:270:17:30

Sit down, for goodness' sake!

0:17:300:17:32

Target has entered the area. In Yer House is a go.

0:17:320:17:36

-Have you seen this one?

-No.

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Mission one, quietly open the survival kit

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and remove the bag of crisps.

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You must sandwich five crisps together, eat them in one,

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and most importantly, don't get caught.

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-Imagine that!

-SHE LAUGHS

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She's just at the table, so do it quietly.

0:18:040:18:06

INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER TABLET SPEAKERS

0:18:110:18:14

She's moving. She's on the move.

0:18:150:18:17

She's on the move. She's on the move.

0:18:170:18:19

As long as there's...

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Be careful. Be careful, Sam. She's looking.

0:18:200:18:23

Just stay behind the door. Stay behind the door.

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CRISP PACKET RUSTLES

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How is she not getting him?

0:18:310:18:33

CRUNCHING

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OK, Sam. Congratulations. You've done mission one.

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I don't how.

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Mission two, within the survival kit

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you'll find a plastic bag with other plastic bags.

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You must separate these bags.

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Very important.

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PLASTIC BAG RUSTLES

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Congratulations. You've completed mission two.

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OK, for your third mission, go back into the backpack.

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You will find a wax strip.

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I want you to use one of those wax strips on your arm.

0:19:240:19:28

-AUDIENCE LAUGHS

-Not so confident now, Mr Nixon.

0:19:280:19:31

Now you're in trouble. You're in trouble.

0:19:360:19:39

This is going to hurt, this is going to hurt...

0:19:410:19:44

INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER TABLET SPEAKERS

0:19:440:19:46

THEY LAUGH

0:19:460:19:48

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:19:480:19:50

HE MOUTHS

0:19:570:19:59

Oh, bless him.

0:20:000:20:01

OK, well done.

0:20:060:20:07

You've done three missions.

0:20:070:20:09

Now it's going to get very, very tricky.

0:20:090:20:11

I want you to move from the kitchen to the dining room.

0:20:120:20:16

Once there, you'll find a serving hatch

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which joins the two rooms.

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You must pop into this hatch three times.

0:20:210:20:24

You have to pull a funny face the first time you pop up.

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The second time you need

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to be wearing the glasses in your kit,

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and on the third time, you must make a funny noise.

0:20:300:20:34

You will need courage, stealth and speed. Get ready to go.

0:20:340:20:37

Get ready to go, Sam, Sam, Sam. She's out of the way.

0:20:370:20:40

Go, go, go, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam.

0:20:400:20:43

He's gone, he's gone, he's gone. He's gone.

0:20:450:20:47

Well done, Sam. Well done, Sam.

0:20:520:20:53

You're in the dining room area. Well done.

0:20:530:20:56

Is the wax really hurting you?

0:20:570:21:00

Yeah. AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:21:000:21:03

OK, Sam, what I want you to do is get under the serving hatch

0:21:030:21:06

and then I will tell you when I want you to pop up.

0:21:060:21:10

You're doing very well so far,

0:21:100:21:12

but it's going to get even harder now.

0:21:120:21:13

Ruby, I think she knows something is up,

0:21:130:21:16

but she doesn't know quite what it is.

0:21:160:21:18

Pop up and pull a funny face.

0:21:200:21:23

Pop up. Pop up. Go, go, go.

0:21:230:21:26

That was rubbish. That was rubbish.

0:21:270:21:29

I want you to do it for longer than that with the glasses, Sam.

0:21:290:21:32

With the glasses next.

0:21:320:21:33

Go, go, go.

0:21:350:21:37

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:21:370:21:40

Third and final time I want you to pop up.

0:21:430:21:46

I want you to make a funny noise. About now.

0:21:460:21:50

-Ah!

-AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:21:500:21:53

That was terrible.

0:21:530:21:54

That was terrible.

0:21:540:21:55

Congratulations, Agent Nixon.

0:21:570:21:59

You've done very, very well here, but now it's time for mission five.

0:21:590:22:03

In the room by you is a piano.

0:22:030:22:05

What I would like you to do is play this music on the piano.

0:22:070:22:12

RINGTONE PLAYS OVER SPEAKER

0:22:120:22:15

Oh, yeah!

0:22:170:22:19

Come on, Sam. You can do it.

0:22:210:22:23

THEY CHAT INDISTINCTLY

0:22:250:22:27

PLAYS TUNE SOFTLY

0:22:270:22:29

That is funny!

0:22:290:22:30

INDISTINCT CHATTER IN BACKGROUND

0:22:300:22:33

PLAYS TUNE SOFTLY

0:22:330:22:35

Do it louder. Louder. You can do it.

0:22:350:22:37

SHE LAUGHS

0:22:400:22:42

She absolutely hasn't got a clue.

0:22:420:22:45

You've done really, really well.

0:22:450:22:47

Sam, you need to get out of there quickly. Quickly, Sam.

0:22:470:22:50

Get out of there. Mission five completed. Well done.

0:22:500:22:53

AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS

0:22:530:22:56

Wow. That was pretty impressive.

0:22:590:23:01

-Well done. Well done, stealth man.

-Look at this.

0:23:010:23:04

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:23:040:23:07

Look at that.

0:23:070:23:08

That is taking one for the team!

0:23:080:23:10

-That was so hard.

-Oh.

0:23:100:23:12

Opening that packet of crisps was the hardest thing I've ever...

0:23:120:23:15

It's never been harder opening a packet of crisps. Ridiculous.

0:23:150:23:17

-You had to those gloves on as well.

-Well, yeah.

0:23:170:23:20

Yeah, well done. You did well.

0:23:200:23:21

-You did me proud. Well done, Agent Nixon.

-Thanks.

0:23:210:23:23

Shall we go in and tell them what on earth has been going on?

0:23:230:23:26

-I think we should.

-Come on. Let's do it.

0:23:260:23:28

-What?!

-All right?

-Hi!

-How are you doing?

0:23:330:23:35

THEY LAUGH

0:23:350:23:37

How are you, Ruby? How you doing?

0:23:370:23:39

-I'm Sam.

-I'm Mark.

0:23:390:23:41

-Wow.

-Nice to meet you.

0:23:410:23:43

Now, we've been playing a game called In Yer House,

0:23:430:23:45

-and Agent Nixon here...

-How you doing?

0:23:450:23:47

..has been doing some missions.

0:23:470:23:49

Oh, you guys!

0:23:490:23:51

THEY LAUGH

0:23:510:23:53

You've been in this kitchen the entire time

0:23:530:23:55

and I've been in there doing different challenges

0:23:550:23:57

like eating a packet of crisps, and you didn't hear me do that.

0:23:570:24:00

I've had to wax my arm. THEY LAUGH

0:24:000:24:02

I've had to wax my arm.

0:24:020:24:03

Look, all the evidence is down here.

0:24:030:24:05

Look!

0:24:050:24:06

All the evidence is there!

0:24:060:24:08

-I don't believe it!

-THEY LAUGH

0:24:080:24:11

OK, so that's In Yer House. Mission complete.

0:24:110:24:13

-Well done, Agent Nixon.

-Good luck on the next challenge.

0:24:130:24:16

-I'd put some moisturizing cream on that if I were you!

-Really sore.

0:24:160:24:20

AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS

0:24:200:24:23

Oh, well done, girls. Brilliant. That was really good.

0:24:230:24:26

The hair has still not grown back.

0:24:260:24:27

We filmed that months ago. The hair has still not grown back.

0:24:270:24:30

-It's quite smooth.

-Guys, you have been fantastic sports.

0:24:300:24:33

-You're not going to be going home empty-handed.

-No, you're not.

0:24:330:24:36

We are going to be giving you these rather excellent

0:24:360:24:38

In Yer House spy pens.

0:24:380:24:39

Yes, and because you went through all five challenges

0:24:390:24:42

with the fantastic help of Agent Maddie...

0:24:420:24:44

Thank you, Agent Maddie. You were awesome getting me through that.

0:24:440:24:47

..we're going to give you some spy watches as well. Yeah!

0:24:470:24:50

-All right!

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

0:24:500:24:51

You guys will need to collect these from the Wind-Down Zone,

0:24:510:24:53

and that is where you'll be spending the rest of the show.

0:24:530:24:56

And it's VIP, baby!

0:24:560:24:58

-How does that sound? BOTH:

-Good.

-Excellent.

-Really awesome.

0:24:580:25:00

Give it up one more time for Maddie and Ruby.

0:25:000:25:03

-Off you go, girls.

-See you later, girls.

-Off you go.

0:25:030:25:05

-See you later. Off you go. Off you go.

-VIP style! Whoo!

0:25:050:25:08

Right now, though, here's what else is coming up on Big Friday Wind-Up.

0:25:080:25:11

Mark has a trying time trying to rhyme.

0:25:120:25:15

The tension is cranked up in Splat In The Box,

0:25:150:25:18

and join us for even more in the Weekend Wind-Down.

0:25:180:25:21

'Oi, you lot! No silence in court!'

0:25:220:25:25

AUDIENCE CHEERS

0:25:250:25:27

'Please rise for His Worship, Lord Justice Rhodes.'

0:25:270:25:31

Now, when I say "law," you say "and order". Law!

0:25:340:25:38

AUDIENCE: And order!

0:25:380:25:40

-When I say "just," you say "ice." Just!

-AUDIENCE:

-Ice!

0:25:400:25:43

That's what I'm talking about.

0:25:430:25:45

JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS

0:25:450:25:48

-AUDIENCE LAUGHS

-'And the parent prosecutor,

0:25:480:25:52

'the criminally good-looking Samuel Kathryn Nixon QC.'

0:25:520:25:57

AUDIENCE CHEERS

0:25:570:26:00

Just to clarify, there is nothing criminal about my good looks.

0:26:000:26:05

Time to find out whose parents

0:26:050:26:07

are guilty of criminally embarrassing behaviour.

0:26:070:26:10

I'll tell you who's guilty here.

0:26:100:26:11

You!

0:26:130:26:14

Or is it you?

0:26:150:26:16

No, it's you!

0:26:170:26:19

Tell us about that embarrassing time.

0:26:200:26:22

-Uh...

-Stop there, because it's not you. It's you, Julie!

0:26:220:26:24

Oh! Oh!

0:26:240:26:26

-Oh!

-Oh...

-Oh.

-..indeed, Julie.

0:26:260:26:29

-Is this your daughter?

-It is indeed.

-Hi. Is your name Ellie?

0:26:290:26:32

-Yeah.

-Hi, Ellie. Now, I understand, Julie,

0:26:320:26:35

that you do a fantastic impression of Donald Duck.

0:26:350:26:38

-Maybe.

-Much to the embarrassment of Ellie. Is that right, Ellie?

0:26:380:26:42

-Yeah.

-So you wouldn't want to hear this on television, would you?

-No.

0:26:420:26:45

-Julie, let's hear it.

-I just don't want to spit on their heads.

0:26:450:26:48

OK, yeah, don't spit on their heads. Cover them up. Cover them up.

0:26:480:26:51

OK.

0:26:510:26:52

SHE IMITATES DONALD DUCK

0:26:520:26:54

It's Donald Duck having a wash.

0:26:540:26:56

You are happy to spit on my face, though.

0:26:560:26:59

-Sorry. I like to share.

-How do you find the defendant?

0:26:590:27:02

Guilty. Apologise.

0:27:020:27:05

Apologise to the world.

0:27:050:27:06

I apologise.

0:27:060:27:08

Now apologise to Ellie.

0:27:080:27:09

Ellie, I apologise.

0:27:090:27:11

Hmm. Yes, we're on a roll, a justice roll,

0:27:110:27:15

and we need to fill that roll with something meaty.

0:27:150:27:18

Well, in that case, Your Honour, it's time to call our star witness.

0:27:180:27:24

It's you, Georgia!

0:27:310:27:33

Oh, my days.

0:27:330:27:35

Please join us in the Wind-Up Courtroom

0:27:350:27:38

for Parents On Trial.

0:27:380:27:39

Off you go. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:27:390:27:42

Order. Order.

0:27:480:27:50

I should really clean this gavel.

0:27:500:27:52

Georgia, have you any idea why

0:27:520:27:54

you're standing before this court today?

0:27:540:27:56

No.

0:27:560:27:57

Well, I would like to bring your attention to exhibit A,

0:27:570:28:02

an audio clip.

0:28:020:28:03

Please open your ears, everyone, for this.

0:28:030:28:07

'Did you use any of your own bags?'

0:28:070:28:09

'Yes, I brought my own bags, thanks.'

0:28:090:28:12

-Does that sound familiar...

-Oh, no!

-..Georgia?

0:28:120:28:15

-Yeah. Yeah, it does.

-Who was that?

0:28:150:28:17

-That was my dad.

-What was he doing?

0:28:170:28:19

Basically, in the shops when they have

0:28:190:28:21

the little self-service machines, when it speaks to you saying,

0:28:210:28:24

"Please take a bag," he speaks to the machine.

0:28:240:28:27

Hmm, yes. Your dad talks to machines.

0:28:270:28:30

Well, I did have a very interesting conversation

0:28:300:28:32

with a pay and display machine once, but that's by the by.

0:28:320:28:35

Your Worship, I would like to call a witness to the stand -

0:28:350:28:39

Mr T Raffic Light.

0:28:390:28:41

Hmm. You look familiar.

0:28:450:28:46

-Mr T Raffic Light...

-Yes?

0:28:470:28:50

..what did the accused once say to you ?

0:28:500:28:53

Well, he was utterly ghastly to me.

0:28:530:28:57

I went red and he got very, very angry

0:28:570:29:00

and said some naughty words.

0:29:000:29:02

And then when I went green like this...

0:29:020:29:05

..he just drove off without an apology or a goodbye. Oh!

0:29:070:29:12

Order. I'm afraid I find this witness very unreliable.

0:29:120:29:15

His colours are always changing, makes me see red, then amber,

0:29:150:29:18

then green, then red, then green, then amber, then green,

0:29:180:29:21

-then red, then amber...

-Your Honour, Your Honour, stop!

0:29:210:29:24

You need your roots doing. AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:29:270:29:31

Thank you, Mr T Raffic Light.

0:29:310:29:33

Huh!

0:29:330:29:34

-Now, Georgia...

-Hello.

0:29:360:29:37

..I want to know has your dad ever sung to a machine?

0:29:370:29:42

No. My dad, probably yeah.

0:29:430:29:44

Oh, interesting. Interesting.

0:29:440:29:46

Where is your dad today, Georgia?

0:29:460:29:48

-He's at work.

-At work.

0:29:480:29:51

Oh. Well, Georgia, I put it to you that he isn't there.

0:29:510:29:55

-Oh, my...

-He's here.

0:29:550:29:57

I'd like to bring out the accused, Georgia's dad!

0:29:570:30:00

AUDIENCE APPLAUDS

0:30:000:30:02

MUSIC: Something Stupid by Frank Sinatra

0:30:020:30:05

# I know I stand in line until you think you have the time

0:30:110:30:15

# To spend an evening with me

0:30:150:30:18

'..to scan an item or press green to start.'

0:30:180:30:21

# And if we go someplace to dance

0:30:210:30:23

# I know that there's a chance you won't be leaving with me

0:30:230:30:27

'Did you use any of your own bags?'

0:30:270:30:31

# And afterwards we drop into a quiet little place

0:30:310:30:35

# And have a drink or two

0:30:350:30:37

'Please wait for assistance.'

0:30:370:30:40

# And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like... #

0:30:400:30:45

-'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

-AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:30:450:30:49

AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS

0:30:490:30:51

Let's hear it for Colin,

0:30:510:30:53

and let's call her Leslie, the self-checkout machine.

0:30:530:30:56

-Hmm.

-Georgia.

-Hello.

0:30:560:30:58

What did you make of all of that nonsense?

0:30:580:31:02

-It's embarrassing.

-Yes. Yes, it is.

0:31:020:31:05

OK, well, we'll see how embarrassing.

0:31:050:31:07

Time to reach a verdict.

0:31:070:31:09

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

0:31:090:31:11

do you find the defendant guilty or not guilty?

0:31:110:31:15

-Hmm.

-We've got one not guilty.

0:31:180:31:20

Oh, changed at the last minute. Changed at the last minute.

0:31:200:31:23

Unanimous, Colin. I think you're a man with your wires crossed.

0:31:230:31:27

What do you have to say for yourself?

0:31:270:31:28

-I'm sorry, Your Honour.

-Hmm.

0:31:280:31:30

Well, you have been found guilty of criminally embarrassing behaviour,

0:31:300:31:33

therefore I sentence you to the next 20 minutes

0:31:330:31:36

polishing our BAFTA we won.

0:31:360:31:38

Send him down.

0:31:390:31:40

Gently.

0:31:470:31:48

Bye-bye, Colin. Bye-bye.

0:31:480:31:51

And we and can we please have a round of applause

0:31:510:31:53

for the clerk of the justice, Shannon Flynn, everyone.

0:31:530:31:56

AUDIENCE APPLAUDS AND CHEERS Shannon Flynn.

0:31:560:31:58

It would appear that justice has indeed been served here today,

0:31:580:32:02

but, Georgia, I think you deserve a reward for testifying,

0:32:020:32:05

so we're going to give you a brand-new tablet.

0:32:050:32:09

-How does that sound?

-Thank you.

-You are very, very welcome.

0:32:090:32:12

And that is not all, because pretty soon you and your family

0:32:120:32:15

are going to be playing against Asa and his family

0:32:150:32:17

in tonight's grand finale, so you could win some more prizes.

0:32:170:32:20

If you'd like to go and join those guys now in the Wind-Down Zone,

0:32:200:32:23

we'll see you a little bit later on.

0:32:230:32:25

Please give it up for Georgia, everyone.

0:32:250:32:27

AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS

0:32:270:32:29

-I'm Jennie McAlpine.

-And I'm Ted Robbins.

0:32:290:32:31

Yes, and we love watching Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.

0:32:310:32:34

Yeah, as long as Coronation Street isn't on, of course.

0:32:340:32:37

Oh, of course, yes.

0:32:370:32:39

AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS

0:32:390:32:42

Hey, guys, is everyone enjoying the show?

0:32:420:32:44

-AUDIENCE:

-Yeah!

0:32:440:32:45

-Yay!

-Yay!

0:32:450:32:46

Well, seeing as everyone is happy as Larry,

0:32:460:32:49

it's time to play a game that we like to call As Rhyme Goes By.

0:32:490:32:54

MUSIC PLAYS

0:32:540:32:57

Yeah! This is the part of the show where Mark does battle

0:32:580:33:02

with a member of our studio audience.

0:33:020:33:04

Mark, are you feeling like a winner, winner, chicken dinner?

0:33:040:33:06

Thinner.

0:33:060:33:07

AUDIENCE LAUGHS Good. OK!

0:33:070:33:09

It's time to find out who you'll be facing.

0:33:090:33:12

MUSIC PLAYS

0:33:120:33:15

Who's it going to be?

0:33:150:33:16

# Bring it on! #

0:33:160:33:20

It's Ben from Oxford. Come on down, Ben!

0:33:220:33:25

Come on!

0:33:250:33:27

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

0:33:280:33:31

boy!

0:33:310:33:32

All right.

0:33:320:33:33

Come next to Mark. Don't be shy.

0:33:330:33:35

Ben, tell me, why do you think you can beat Mark?

0:33:350:33:39

Because they call this show Sam & Mark not for Mark's credit

0:33:390:33:42

but because if they didn't call it that

0:33:420:33:44

-Mark would forget his own name.

-SAM LAUGHS

0:33:440:33:47

-AUDIENCE APPLAUDS

-He's right. Don't clap that!

0:33:470:33:50

AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS

0:33:500:33:52

He has got a good point.

0:33:550:33:56

Well, here's how you play.

0:33:560:33:58

This is the rhyme screen,

0:33:580:34:01

because we couldn't afford a machine.

0:34:010:34:03

It will generate a random word and you guys will take it in turns

0:34:030:34:07

to come up with words that rhyme with that word that's on the screen.

0:34:070:34:12

For example, let's see a word.

0:34:120:34:14

-Time. Rhyme it.

-Rhyme.

0:34:140:34:16

-Mime.

-Correct. Excellent. And we'll keep going.

0:34:160:34:19

If there's any problems at all during the game

0:34:190:34:22

and we're not happy with a certain word

0:34:220:34:24

and whether it actually rhymes,

0:34:240:34:25

dictionary corner, rhyming dictionary corner,

0:34:250:34:28

they will get in touch and they will say, "No, I'm not happy."

0:34:280:34:31

OK, Ben, you will always be going first

0:34:310:34:33

because we want to give you the advantage.

0:34:330:34:35

Best of luck. Here we go with the first word.

0:34:350:34:38

-Book.

-Nook.

0:34:400:34:42

-Luck.

-Tuck.

0:34:420:34:44

Truck.

0:34:440:34:46

-Suck.

-Muck.

0:34:460:34:49

Muck.

0:34:490:34:50

-BELL RINGS

-I think I may have said that, just.

0:34:500:34:52

Dictionary corner, have we had a repeat of that word?

0:34:520:34:56

I think we may have just had muck and then muck again.

0:34:560:34:58

Which means in round one, Mark, you win the points.

0:34:590:35:03

Course I do.

0:35:030:35:04

Yes!

0:35:040:35:06

Here comes the next word.

0:35:060:35:08

-Fill!

-Kill.

0:35:090:35:12

-Harsh. Mill.

-BELL RINGS

0:35:120:35:15

Harsh doesn't rhyme with the word.

0:35:150:35:17

-Yeah, that's...

-No!

0:35:170:35:19

You're stitching me up here!

0:35:190:35:21

No, we've got to take your first answer, Mark.

0:35:210:35:23

-Oh!

-Come on.

0:35:230:35:24

Here we go with the next word.

0:35:260:35:29

-Hair.

-Wear.

0:35:290:35:30

-Scare.

-Snare.

0:35:300:35:32

Ooh. Flair.

0:35:320:35:34

Bear.

0:35:340:35:35

-Tear.

-Fair.

0:35:350:35:38

Pear.

0:35:380:35:39

-Tear.

-He's said tear about 400 times.

0:35:390:35:42

BELL RINGS

0:35:420:35:44

-Ben, I believe that tear has been said before.

-Oh!

0:35:440:35:47

-An audience member wants to...

-Audience member, here we go.

0:35:470:35:50

There are two tears. Tear and tare.

0:35:500:35:53

Ah. Interesting. And who are you?

0:35:530:35:55

-I am Ben's dad.

-AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:35:550:35:57

-AUDIENCE:

-Oh!

0:35:570:35:59

Ben's dad. Come here, Ben's dad.

0:35:590:36:01

-You are genius.

-AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:36:010:36:03

Yes!

0:36:030:36:05

Ed Petrie, take off that mic.

0:36:050:36:06

Take off your mic.

0:36:080:36:09

-Right, go and sit in Ben's dad's seat over there.

-But it's...

0:36:090:36:12

-Go and sit...

-This is highly irregular!

0:36:120:36:14

-Go and sit in the audience.

-He can't be a judge.

0:36:140:36:16

-Sit in the audience.

-Be biased.

-All right.

-Completely impartial.

0:36:160:36:19

Ben's dad, sit down, mate. Sit down, mate.

0:36:190:36:21

I feel it is slightly biased.

0:36:210:36:23

-Right. Here we go. Welcome to the show.

-Thank you.

0:36:230:36:25

-Meet Shannon.

-Hi. Nice to meet you.

-I'm Mark again.

0:36:250:36:27

-Mark.

-Ed has been replaced with Ben's dad. Are you all right, Ed?

0:36:270:36:30

-So, does that mean I'm now his dad?

-AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:36:300:36:33

-Yeah.

-Go on, son!

0:36:330:36:34

Ben, if you win this round, you have won...

0:36:350:36:39

-Oh, he probably will!

-AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:36:390:36:41

OK, here we go.

0:36:420:36:45

Pants.

0:36:450:36:47

Plants.

0:36:470:36:48

Ants.

0:36:480:36:50

France.

0:36:500:36:52

-France?

-Yeah.

0:36:520:36:54

Perchance.

0:36:540:36:55

-Perchance?

-Aha!

0:36:550:36:58

Chance.

0:36:580:37:00

This has gone horribly wrong. AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:37:000:37:03

BELL RINGS Three, two, one.

0:37:030:37:05

AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS

0:37:080:37:10

Well...

0:37:100:37:11

Ben, you did get the final point there,

0:37:120:37:15

which means you are today's winner.

0:37:150:37:17

You have beaten Mark, which means you get this I Beat Mark trophy.

0:37:170:37:22

There you go. AUDIENCE CHEERS

0:37:220:37:25

Fair and square. Fair and square.

0:37:250:37:28

Mark, how are you feeling?

0:37:280:37:30

Really heartbroken.

0:37:300:37:32

Are you feeling sad because you're bad?

0:37:320:37:34

-No, I mad!

-SAM LAUGHS

0:37:340:37:37

Ben, you are now going to be spending the rest of the show

0:37:370:37:39

in the Wind-Down Zone with your lovely dad.

0:37:390:37:41

We'll see you later on. Give it up for Ben and his dad

0:37:410:37:44

and of course Shannon Flynn and Ed Petrie.

0:37:440:37:47

AUDIENCE CHEERS

0:37:470:37:49

No, this isn't a wind-up.

0:37:520:37:53

I am Nick Jonas and you are watching Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.

0:37:530:37:57

What better way to start your weekend?

0:37:570:37:59

Welcome to the game that will make you feel

0:38:000:38:02

-like your backbone has been put in the fridge.

-That's right.

0:38:020:38:06

It's spine-chilling. It's also got a crank.

0:38:060:38:09

But most of all, it's got a big box with lots of horrible,

0:38:090:38:12

slimy stuff inside.

0:38:120:38:14

-AUDIENCE:

-Ew!

-GHOULISH LAUGHTER

0:38:140:38:17

Let's welcome back our star players.

0:38:170:38:19

-Asa's team.

-And Georgia's team.

0:38:190:38:22

AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS

0:38:220:38:24

OK. Asa, introduce your team.

0:38:290:38:32

I'm Asa. This is my friend Matthew, my mum Meryl and my dad Ali.

0:38:320:38:36

Excellent. Lovely to have you here, guys.

0:38:360:38:39

Georgia, please introduce your team.

0:38:390:38:41

I'm Georgia.

0:38:410:38:42

This is my sister Alex, my brother Liam and my dad Colin.

0:38:420:38:46

OK, now, this is a game of chance.

0:38:460:38:48

And skill!

0:38:480:38:50

Each team will take turns to step up to the...

0:38:500:38:52

-BOTH:

-The box of horrors!

-THUNDERCLAP

0:38:520:38:55

Once there, you will have ten seconds to answer

0:38:560:39:00

a general knowledge question.

0:39:000:39:02

But be quick, because the longer it takes you to answer,

0:39:020:39:05

the more times you will have to wind up that crank.

0:39:050:39:07

For example, if you take three seconds to answer your question,

0:39:070:39:11

that means three full turns of the crank.

0:39:110:39:13

Don't get one wrong, though, because if you do,

0:39:130:39:16

we have a triple T situation on our hands.

0:39:160:39:18

Mark, I'm really sorry, but I completely...

0:39:180:39:20

I forget this every time.

0:39:200:39:22

What is a triple T situation?

0:39:220:39:24

Well, I'll tell you, Sam.

0:39:240:39:26

It's when a team must wind up the crank for a maximum

0:39:260:39:28

ten terrifying turns.

0:39:280:39:30

HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY

0:39:300:39:33

Whoo!

0:39:330:39:35

Nobody in the studio will know how many turns

0:39:350:39:38

will make the box open.

0:39:380:39:39

But when it does,

0:39:390:39:40

it's S to the L to the I to the M to the E time.

0:39:400:39:44

-That spells slime.

-Yeah.

0:39:440:39:46

And the other wins the game.

0:39:460:39:47

Which means that they will go home with tonight's star prize -

0:39:470:39:50

a games console in a box.

0:39:500:39:52

-Yes!

-Amazing prize.

0:39:520:39:54

In a box! In a box and everything!

0:39:540:39:57

OK, for our viewers at home,

0:39:570:39:59

time to find out how many turns will open the box tonight,

0:39:590:40:01

and if you don't want to know, close your eyes around about now.

0:40:010:40:04

Now, to decide who goes first,

0:40:070:40:08

Sam here has a genuine one smark coin.

0:40:080:40:12

Asa, what will it be? Will it be Sam's or Mark's?

0:40:120:40:18

-Hmm, Sam's.

-OK.

0:40:180:40:20

-Oh, good flick.

-Big one.

-Nice.

0:40:220:40:24

It's Mark's, which means, Georgia's team,

0:40:250:40:28

you guys are going first.

0:40:280:40:30

If you'd like to get into position...

0:40:300:40:32

Now, your time will begin

0:40:350:40:36

when Mark finishes asking the question.

0:40:360:40:40

Name three Premier League football teams

0:40:400:40:42

that play their home games in London.

0:40:420:40:45

-Chelsea. Arsenal.

-Tottenham.

-Crystal Palace.

-Correct.

0:40:450:40:49

You answered that in three seconds, which means three full turns.

0:40:500:40:55

Who's going to be doing the honours?

0:40:550:40:56

Georgia, if you'd like to step up, please.

0:40:560:40:58

OK.

0:40:580:40:59

-Shall I go now?

-Go for it.

0:40:590:41:02

One. Two. Three.

0:41:020:41:07

Safe.

0:41:070:41:08

Please swap places.

0:41:080:41:10

Pacific, Indian and Atlantic are all types of what?

0:41:160:41:20

-Ocean.

-Ocean.

-Correct.

0:41:200:41:22

-You answered that very quickly.

-Mm.

0:41:220:41:24

-One second.

-Well done.

0:41:240:41:26

Which means one full turn.

0:41:260:41:27

Who's doing the honours?

0:41:270:41:29

Asa, off you go, mate.

0:41:290:41:30

-One.

-Safe.

-Safe.

0:41:350:41:37

OK. Please swap places.

0:41:370:41:39

Which Paris landmark was completed in 1889.

0:41:440:41:47

-ALL:

-Eiffel Tower.

-Correct.

0:41:470:41:49

You answered that in one second.

0:41:490:41:52

-Excellent.

-One full turn.

0:41:520:41:53

Georgia.

0:41:530:41:55

Yes. Confident.

0:41:580:42:00

Georgia was confident. OK, please swap places.

0:42:000:42:03

It's getting tense in the studio.

0:42:050:42:07

How many letters are there in the word alphabet?

0:42:090:42:12

-24.

-No, no.

0:42:130:42:15

It's wrong.

0:42:150:42:16

Oh.

0:42:160:42:18

How many letters are there in the word alphabet?

0:42:180:42:21

-It's eight.

-Oh!

0:42:210:42:24

Not IN the alphabet.

0:42:240:42:25

So, this means ten terrifying turns, Asa.

0:42:260:42:31

Who knows what will happen? Let's find out.

0:42:310:42:33

Best of luck.

0:42:330:42:35

-BOTH:

-One.

0:42:350:42:37

Two. Three.

0:42:370:42:39

PARTY WHISTLE BLARES

0:42:390:42:41

SCREAMING AND LAUGHTER

0:42:410:42:44

IT LAUGHS MANIACALLY

0:42:470:42:49

Oh, no!

0:42:540:42:57

Got it on my face.

0:42:570:42:59

You got it on your face? Don't say it to them!

0:43:000:43:02

Oh, yeah. Sorry.

0:43:020:43:03

Well, guys, you're not going to be going home empty-handed.

0:43:030:43:06

We're going to be giving you some commemorative smark coin sets.

0:43:060:43:09

-Does that sound all right?

-Yeah. Fantastic.

0:43:090:43:12

Hey! All right. Give it up for Asa's family, everyone.

0:43:120:43:15

-AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS

-Off you go.

0:43:150:43:17

See you later, Asa. See you later, guys.

0:43:170:43:20

-Oh.

-Byesie-bye.

-Georgia's family, come over here.

0:43:200:43:22

-Round of applause for Georgia's team!

-Yay!

0:43:220:43:25

-AUDIENCE CLAPS

-Well done. You did brilliant.

0:43:250:43:27

You are home and dry, which means you win tonight's star prize -

0:43:270:43:29

-the games console.

-Yay!

-Whoo!

0:43:290:43:32

-Are you happy?

-ALL:

-Yeah.

0:43:320:43:34

Well, you should be. You're very dry.

0:43:340:43:37

Let's hear it for both teams, but especially our winning team -

0:43:370:43:39

Georgia's team.

0:43:390:43:40

-AUDIENCE CHEERS AND CLAPS

-Off you go, guys.

0:43:400:43:43

Careful. It's very slippy.

0:43:430:43:44

It is very slippy. That's it for Big Friday Wind-Up.

0:43:440:43:47

Thank you for watching, and thank you to our lovely audience.

0:43:470:43:50

-Give yourselves a round of applause.

-Hey!

0:43:500:43:51

AUDIENCE CHEERS AND CLAPS You've been lovely.

0:43:510:43:54

-Lovely audience.

-Absolutely, but the Weekend Wind-Down is about to begin.

0:43:540:43:57

You are now all invited to our VIP aftershow Wind-Down party.

0:43:590:44:05

Yeah, we're hanging out with everyone we've surprised tonight.

0:44:050:44:08

Yeah, CBBC's Ed Petrie and Shannon Flynn will be there.

0:44:080:44:10

Yeah, we've got games, gossip and behind the scenes extras.

0:44:100:44:13

So, come on, you. Come and join us, will you?

0:44:130:44:16

What's this? What's this?

0:44:160:44:18

AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS

0:44:250:44:27

-BOTH:

-Argh!

0:44:270:44:30

Whoo!

0:44:300:44:31

How you doing? How you doing?

0:44:310:44:34

-Don't drop your camera!

-Hey!

-Don't drop your camera!

0:44:340:44:37

-We wound up the week.

-It's now time to wind down for the weekend.

0:44:370:44:41

Welcome to our exclusive VIP Wind-Down Zone, everyone.

0:44:410:44:45

-Look at this!

-Hey! Hey!

0:44:450:44:48

Leave him alone.

0:44:480:44:49

OK, so, if you did miss Big Friday Wind-Up,

0:44:490:44:53

first off, why did you miss it?

0:44:530:44:54

-Yeah.

-But here it is in a 30-second recap scenario.

0:44:540:44:58

So, we just recycled the idea from the top of the show

0:44:580:45:01

and crashed into some boxes. Why not?

0:45:010:45:04

Asa identified his mummy in a game of mime and raspberry blowing.

0:45:040:45:08

Ed Petrie became a pirate and met his number one fan.

0:45:080:45:11

Georgia's dad Colin sang a duet with a self-service checkout

0:45:110:45:15

in Parents On Trial.

0:45:150:45:16

Ben's Dad chucked Ed off set when he played As Rhyme Goes By.

0:45:160:45:21

And Georgia's family beat Asa's family in Splat In The Box.

0:45:210:45:24

-And I got a bit of it on me as well.

-You did. You got covered.

0:45:240:45:27

So, there you have it.

0:45:270:45:28

That is Wind-Up round-up in just 30 seconds.

0:45:280:45:30

Mark, sum the whole 30 seconds up with a yodel.

0:45:300:45:33

HE YODELS

0:45:330:45:36

Not traditional, but I like it.

0:45:360:45:38

-Come over here. Hi, everyone.

-Hello. Hello.

0:45:380:45:40

-Hey!

-Hey!

-Look who it is!

0:45:400:45:42

Asa and family and Georgia and Colin with his self-service checkout.

0:45:420:45:47

'Did you use any of your own bags?'

0:45:470:45:49

Oh, look at that! It's talking and everything.

0:45:490:45:51

-How you doing, guys? You all right?

-Yeah.

0:45:510:45:53

-Yeah, yeah.

-On Big Friday Wind-Up,

0:45:530:45:55

Asa and his family got absolutely covered in slime.

0:45:550:45:58

-You still look great, though.

-You do look good.

0:45:580:46:00

-And you did win some prizes earlier as well.

-Yeah.

0:46:000:46:03

-Yeah, yeah!

-Yeah, yeah!

0:46:030:46:04

All right, we'll be talking to you later on,

0:46:040:46:06

-but right now look who's over here.

-It's Shannon Flynn!

0:46:060:46:08

-BOTH:

-Yay!

0:46:080:46:10

-Hello, lovely. You all right?

-Hiya. I'm great, thanks.

0:46:100:46:13

-OK.

-Thanks for being here.

-Thanks for having me.

0:46:130:46:15

-You're more than welcome.

-It's a pleasure.

0:46:150:46:17

-I've been trying to get on this since series one.

-Oh, really?

0:46:170:46:20

-Yeah.

-Aw! Thanks.

-Well, you'll love this then.

0:46:200:46:22

-Oh, great.

-This is a quiz but with a difference.

0:46:220:46:24

Shannon, we're going to give you the answer to the question.

0:46:240:46:27

-What you need to tell us is what the question is.

-OK.

0:46:270:46:29

-It's pretty simple.

-Oh, it's tense.

0:46:290:46:31

Here we go. All right. The first answer is banana.

0:46:310:46:34

-What's the question?

-Hmm.

0:46:340:46:36

Um, OK.

0:46:360:46:38

Name a fruit that's yellow. Name a fruit that's yellow?

0:46:380:46:41

-No, it's "Which fruit most resembles a telephone?"

-So close.

0:46:410:46:44

-So close.

-Close.

-That is a fact, yeah.

0:46:440:46:47

The next answer is why.

0:46:470:46:51

-Why?

-BOTH:

-Why.

0:46:510:46:54

Um... Who, what, where, fill in the blank.

0:46:540:46:58

-Close.

-No.

0:46:580:46:59

It's "What is the fifth longest river in the UK?"

0:46:590:47:01

-So close.

-It's the River Wye.

-Oh.

0:47:010:47:04

-The River Wye.

-You're doing well, though.

0:47:040:47:06

-The next answer is Kathmandu.

-It's KAThmandu.

-It's Kathmandu.

0:47:060:47:10

Or else the gag doesn't work.

0:47:100:47:11

The next answer is Kathmandu.

0:47:130:47:16

-Kathmandu?

-Yes.

0:47:160:47:17

What's the question?

0:47:170:47:19

What rhymes with...

0:47:190:47:21

We've got previous here.

0:47:220:47:24

-Poo. What rhymes with poo?

-Oh, OK.

-It's not. It's not.

0:47:240:47:26

You're close, though.

0:47:260:47:27

It's "What is the opposite of dog-woman-don't?"

0:47:270:47:31

-Kathmandu.

-Yeah, right.

0:47:310:47:33

-Yeah.

-The next answer is honeycomb.

-What's the question?

0:47:330:47:36

What would you like in your ice cream?

0:47:360:47:38

-It's not, no. It's "What rhymes with bunny gnome?"

-Of course.

0:47:380:47:42

That's the last one. You didn't get it right, sadly.

0:47:420:47:44

-I could've had that.

-Unlucky. Shannon Flynn, everyone.

0:47:440:47:47

-Round of applause.

-AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS

0:47:470:47:49

Still glad she was here since series one. Brilliant.

0:47:490:47:51

-Look, it's Maddie and Ruby!

-Yay!

0:47:510:47:54

-BOTH:

-Yay!

-Bring it in right there. Whoo!

0:47:540:47:56

Now, if you didn't see Big Friday Wind-Up,

0:47:560:47:59

Maddie and Ruby, they took part in a game of In Yer House

0:47:590:48:02

where I had to hide in their house.

0:48:020:48:05

You guys are sisters. Now, Maddie, you were in on the whole thing.

0:48:050:48:08

-Ruby, you weren't, where you?

-No.

-No!

0:48:080:48:11

So, what was the experience like, Maddie, for you,

0:48:110:48:13

cos you were in on it.

0:48:130:48:15

-It was really exciting cos then, like, we got to meet you two.

-Obvs.

0:48:150:48:20

And we had to hide it all from Ruby. It was quite hard, but...

0:48:200:48:23

It was hard.

0:48:230:48:24

It was hard for me as well, especially my first hiding position,

0:48:240:48:27

which I don't think I've ever been as close to the culprit

0:48:270:48:31

of the game, and it was so difficult.

0:48:310:48:33

And I was waiting there for ages at the beginning. Take a look at this.

0:48:330:48:36

Come downstairs. We've got a really funny video to show you.

0:48:360:48:39

-I'm not ready yet!

-THEY LAUGH

0:48:390:48:43

She's not ready yet!

0:48:430:48:44

-"I'm not ready yet!"

-"I'm not ready yet!"

0:48:460:48:48

But honestly, you didn't see that on the VT,

0:48:480:48:50

but you took absolutely ages.

0:48:500:48:52

What were you doing upstairs, Ruby?

0:48:520:48:54

Uh, I was getting changed.

0:48:540:48:56

Getting changed, doing your hair, watching telly.

0:48:560:48:59

I was there for hours.

0:48:590:49:00

That was very funny, but the funniest thing

0:49:000:49:03

that has ever happened on telly is when this happened.

0:49:030:49:06

Have a look at this.

0:49:060:49:07

This is going to hurt. This is going to hurt...

0:49:090:49:12

INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER TABLET SPEAKERS

0:49:120:49:14

THEY LAUGH

0:49:140:49:16

MARK LAUGHS

0:49:160:49:19

The hair's still not grown back fully.

0:49:200:49:22

-I don't know if you can see it.

-It's stubbly.

0:49:220:49:24

Look. There's a line. Look. Can you see the line there?

0:49:240:49:26

-The things we do for telly.

-Yeah. The things we do for telly.

0:49:260:49:29

-It's your turn now, Mark.

-Oh, what?

0:49:290:49:31

-Can I have a wax strip, please?

-What are you doing?!

0:49:310:49:33

AUDIENCE CHEERS Come on, Mark. Come on.

0:49:330:49:35

Take the jacket...

0:49:350:49:36

-Do it. ALL:

-Do it. Do it. Do it.

0:49:360:49:39

Take your jacket off. Roll your sleeve up.

0:49:390:49:41

-Roll your sleeve up.

-Can you do my back?

0:49:410:49:43

Oh, deary me. I don't know which side to do it, but we'll try it.

0:49:430:49:47

The sticky side, I reckon.

0:49:470:49:48

-There we go. That's pretty sticky. Here we go, mate.

-Oh.

0:49:480:49:50

-Ready? Here we go.

-Oh!

0:49:500:49:52

Stick it on nice and hard!

0:49:520:49:54

Nice and hard!

0:49:540:49:56

-We didn't do this in rehearsal.

-OK, ready?

0:49:560:49:57

-Ready?

-Yeah. Go on.

-Shall I do it slowly or fast?

-Fast!

0:49:570:50:00

Three, two, one.

0:50:000:50:02

HE LAUGHS

0:50:030:50:05

Argh!

0:50:060:50:08

-Eugh! AUDIENCE:

-Ew!

0:50:090:50:11

-Good sport, mate. Good sport.

-Ow!

0:50:110:50:15

It's Maddie and Ruby, everybody.

0:50:150:50:16

AUDIENCE CHEERS

0:50:160:50:19

-Right. Come over here.

-It's fine. It's fine.

0:50:190:50:21

-Are you all right, mate?

-Yeah.

0:50:210:50:23

-Your jacket is going to stick to your arm now.

-Yeah.

0:50:230:50:25

Right, over here, on Big Friday Wind-Up,

0:50:250:50:27

we found out that Georgia's dad likes to sing and talk to machines

0:50:270:50:30

-like self-checkout machines, doesn't he?

-Yeah.

0:50:300:50:33

-He's a silly sausage, isn't he?

-Yeah.

-He's a silly sausage.

0:50:330:50:36

What we want you to do now is judge how silly Ben,

0:50:360:50:39

Shannon and our lovely Ed Petrie over here...

0:50:390:50:42

Yeah, cos we're going to play a game -

0:50:420:50:43

Are You Sillier Than This Silly Sausage?

0:50:430:50:46

OK? That's what we're going to play.

0:50:460:50:47

We've got the silly sausage-o-meter type thing here.

0:50:470:50:50

-Go through it, Mark.

-We've got sensible, which is not silly at all.

0:50:500:50:53

Occasional foray into silly,

0:50:530:50:54

which is on the borderline.

0:50:540:50:56

Silly con carne,

0:50:560:50:57

which is pretty silly.

0:50:570:50:59

Born in the Silly Isles.

0:50:590:51:00

That's getting, like, really silly.

0:51:000:51:02

But you're such a silly sausage

0:51:020:51:03

is where we want to get to.

0:51:030:51:05

-I mean, that's crazy.

-Yeah.

-That's crazy.

0:51:050:51:07

We're going to go down the line. You've each got a thing to do,

0:51:070:51:10

and we're starting with round one - who can pull the silliest face.

0:51:100:51:14

-OK.

-Ben.

-Oh, that's good.

-Georgia.

0:51:140:51:17

Georgia, where do you think on the silly-o-meter?

0:51:170:51:19

-Do it again, do it again.

-Do it again.

0:51:190:51:21

-OK.

-Pretty silly.

0:51:210:51:22

-Silly con... Oh, no!

-Yeah, silly con carne.

0:51:220:51:24

-Silly con carne.

-Silly con carne. OK, OK.

0:51:240:51:27

-Shannon.

-OK.

0:51:270:51:29

-Oh!

-That's pretty good.

-Pretty silly!

0:51:300:51:32

-That is silly.

-Georgia, what did we go for?

0:51:320:51:34

-I'm going for born in the Silly Isles.

-Yes!

0:51:340:51:36

-Born in the Silly Isles.

-Beat that, Ed.

0:51:360:51:39

-OK, Ed, can you go one step further and be really silly?

-I think he can.

0:51:390:51:43

-Ooh! Ooh!

-Oh! Weird eye!

0:51:430:51:45

-Yeah.

-He's such a silly sausage.

0:51:450:51:48

Yay! AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS

0:51:480:51:50

Well done, Ed. Well done, Ed.

0:51:500:51:52

OK, round two is silliest dance. Come on, Ben. You can do this.

0:51:520:51:55

-MUSIC PLAYS

-Whoa!

-Oh, yeah!

0:51:550:51:58

That's not a silly dance. That's a fantastic dance, my friend.

0:51:580:52:01

-High-five.

-Born in the Silly Isles.

0:52:010:52:03

Well done, Georgia. OK, Shannon. Off you go. Come on.

0:52:030:52:06

-MUSIC PLAYS

-Oh, my hip cracked.

0:52:060:52:10

-Oh, did it?

-Yeah.

0:52:100:52:11

-What do we think, Georgia?

-Silly con carne. Not bad.

0:52:110:52:14

-Sorry.

-I'm such a bad dancer. I thought that was cool.

0:52:140:52:17

Oh, thanks!

0:52:170:52:18

-Can't wait for this then.

-Here we go.

0:52:180:52:20

MUSIC PLAYS

0:52:200:52:22

Yeah, that's silly.

0:52:220:52:25

-He's won it again.

-Oh!

-Such a silly sausage, Ed!

0:52:250:52:27

AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS

0:52:270:52:29

Can you make it a full sweep?

0:52:290:52:31

Round three. We want to hear the silliest sound.

0:52:310:52:34

-IMITATES GOLLUM:

-Gollum just loves riddles!

0:52:340:52:36

-AUDIENCE CHEERS

-That's pretty silly.

0:52:360:52:38

-Yeah, that's silly sausage.

-It's a silly sausage.

-Silly sausage.

0:52:380:52:41

Well done. OK, Shannon, over to you.

0:52:410:52:43

How am I supposed to compete with that?

0:52:430:52:45

-You can do it. You can win, Shannon.

-Come on.

-OK.

0:52:450:52:47

SHE GRUNTS

0:52:470:52:50

Uh...

0:52:510:52:53

-Silly con carne.

-Unbelievable!

0:52:530:52:55

-Ed, come on.

-Clean sweep. Come on.

0:52:550:52:57

HE BABBLES IN SQUEAKY VOICE

0:52:570:53:01

That's pretty silly. That's pretty silly.

0:53:030:53:05

Have we got it? Oh!

0:53:050:53:07

Oh!

0:53:070:53:09

OK, so, Shannon, unfortunately you didn't win a round.

0:53:090:53:12

-No, you know, forget it.

-Turn around. Turn around.

0:53:120:53:14

-Face the wall.

-Ben, you did really well. You got one.

0:53:140:53:17

-Ed, you are the silliest man in the world.

-Yay!

0:53:170:53:19

Sillier than that sausage.

0:53:190:53:21

You can turn back around, Shannon!

0:53:210:53:24

That was a brilliant game. It's now time for this.

0:53:240:53:26

Now, before Big Friday Wind-Up, we asked our studio audience

0:53:290:53:32

which celebrities that they get mistaken for.

0:53:320:53:35

-Shall we have a look?

-Yeah? OK.

0:53:350:53:37

First one, please. Let's have a look.

0:53:370:53:39

I'm often told I look like...

0:53:390:53:41

OK, we now want you to write down

0:53:430:53:44

who you think that audience member looks like.

0:53:440:53:47

-Go for it.

-Who do you think?

0:53:470:53:48

If you get it right, you get a point.

0:53:480:53:50

-Oh!

-OK.

0:53:530:53:54

Write it down.

0:53:540:53:56

OK, Maddie and Ruby are writing down. Shannon's writing down.

0:53:560:54:00

-Oh, this is good. This is good.

-Guys, you've written one down.

0:54:000:54:03

What have you gone for? Show it to the camera.

0:54:030:54:05

-Kate Middleton.

-Ooh. OK.

0:54:050:54:07

-Interesting. Don't worry about that.

-That's all right.

0:54:070:54:10

Shannon and Ed, what have you gone for?

0:54:100:54:12

-What have you gone for?

-Brooke Vincent from Corrie.

0:54:120:54:15

-Ooh, OK.

-Oh, yeah.

-That's not a bad guess.

0:54:150:54:17

All right, let's see if either one of you is right.

0:54:170:54:20

I'm often told I look like Kate Middleton.

0:54:200:54:24

-AUDIENCE CHEERS

-Oh!

0:54:240:54:26

-SAM LAUGHS

-Shannon is not happy.

0:54:260:54:29

Let me tell you something, she does look like Brooke Vincent.

0:54:290:54:32

She does. She does look more like Brooke than Kate Middleton.

0:54:320:54:35

-Shall we have a look at the next one?

-Yeah.

0:54:350:54:37

All right. All right.

0:54:370:54:39

I am often told I look like...

0:54:390:54:41

Ooh. Tricky one.

0:54:430:54:44

Oh, the girls are writing it down straightaway.

0:54:440:54:47

I thought you might know.

0:54:470:54:48

-Oh, here we go. Ed's got an idea.

-You write and I'll hold...

0:54:480:54:50

-Come on, Ed. Come on, Ed, you silly sausage.

-You hold the sausage.

0:54:500:54:54

What do you think?

0:54:540:54:55

Don't be a silly sausage!

0:54:550:54:57

I'm sure everyone at home has got their own ideas.

0:54:570:54:59

What are you thinking?

0:54:590:55:01

OK, girls, what have you gone for?

0:55:020:55:05

Roy Keane.

0:55:050:55:07

What, the ex Man United-Nottingham Forest footballer Roy Keane?

0:55:070:55:10

-BOTH:

-Yes.

-Wow.

-Notts Forest football ground is over there.

0:55:100:55:13

-No, that's Man United, mate.

-OK.

0:55:130:55:15

-OK, what are we going for?

-Michael Sheen. Oh. Fantastic actor.

0:55:150:55:19

The actor. OK. Let's have a look, see if either one of you is correct.

0:55:190:55:23

I am often told I look like Roy Keane.

0:55:230:55:26

AUDIENCE CHEERS Wow!

0:55:270:55:30

Smashing it!

0:55:300:55:32

-OK.

-OK.

-Yay!

0:55:320:55:33

This is for pride, cos this is the last one.

0:55:330:55:35

-Do we get half a point for rhyming with Michael Sheen?

-No.

0:55:350:55:40

No. You don't. Let's have a look at the next one.

0:55:400:55:43

I'm often told I look like...

0:55:430:55:46

-Ooh, tricky one.

-Ooh, I think who I would know.

0:55:460:55:49

-Quickly, quickly.

-We've not got long left.

0:55:490:55:51

Come on, guys. Write them down.

0:55:510:55:52

What if I can't even think of anybody?

0:55:520:55:54

-Well, you'll lose the game, Shannon.

-Well, we've already lost.

0:55:540:55:57

No, whoever gets this one wins. We didn't say that.

0:55:570:55:59

-Oh, yeah. Sorry.

-Oh, right.

0:55:590:56:01

-Whoever gets this one wins the game.

-OK, well, we've lost.

0:56:010:56:03

Let's have a look. OK. Girls, what have you gone for?

0:56:030:56:06

-BOTH:

-Taylor Swift.

0:56:060:56:07

-Taylor Swift.

-Oh, that's a good one.

0:56:070:56:09

All right. Let's have a look. What have you gone for?

0:56:090:56:11

The Queen.

0:56:110:56:13

-We've lost, anyway.

-OK, let's see who's right.

0:56:130:56:16

-In her youth.

-In her youth. Nice.

0:56:160:56:17

I'm often told I look like Taylor Swift.

0:56:170:56:20

Yay! AUDIENCE CHEERS

0:56:210:56:23

-Smashed it.

-Three in a row!

-Smashed it.

0:56:230:56:25

Well done, Maddie and Ruby.

0:56:250:56:27

You have played a blinder, you have.

0:56:270:56:29

Well done. Unlucky. Unlucky, guys.

0:56:290:56:31

Thank you to everybody that's been on the show today.

0:56:310:56:33

-It's been wonderful.

-It has indeed.

-Really has.

0:56:330:56:35

Right now, do you remember Colin from Big Friday Wind-Up

0:56:350:56:38

-who sings with machines?

-How could I forget him?

0:56:380:56:40

Well, he's going to sing us out right now with a special guest -

0:56:400:56:43

a machine. Take it away, Colin.

0:56:430:56:45

MUSIC: Don't Go Breaking My Heart by Elton John & Kiki Dee

0:56:450:56:48

'..to scan an item or press green to start.'

0:56:500:56:53

# Don't go breaking my heart

0:56:580:57:01

# I couldn't if I tried

0:57:010:57:03

# Oh, honey, if I get restless

0:57:050:57:08

# Baby, you're not that kind

0:57:080:57:11

'Please wait for assistance.'

0:57:110:57:13

Here we go!

0:57:130:57:14

# Ooh-hoo

0:57:140:57:15

-# And nobody knows it

-Nobody knows it

0:57:170:57:21

# Right from the start I gave you my heart

0:57:210:57:24

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

0:57:240:57:27

# I gave you my heart

0:57:270:57:31

'Did you use any of your own bags?'

0:57:310:57:32

# So don't go breaking my heart

0:57:320:57:35

Whoo!

0:57:350:57:36

# I won't go breaking your heart

0:57:360:57:38

'Please wait for assistance.'

0:57:380:57:40

# Don't go breaking my heart

0:57:400:57:42

# Don't go breaking my heart

0:57:420:57:45

-'Please wait for assistance.'

-Yay!

0:57:450:57:46

AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS

0:57:460:57:49

Well done, mate! Well done.

0:57:490:57:51

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