Episode 10 Sam & Mark's Big Wind-Up

# Wind me up Put me down

# Start me off and watch me go

# Cos it's easy Once you know how it's done

# You can't stop now It's already begun. #

APPLAUSE

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Friday night and I'm feeling all right

so give it up for your hosts, Sam and Mark!

APPLAUSE

Come on! Come with me!

Look at all these people!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

-Woo-woo-hoo!

-Woo-hoo!

Argh!

Yeah!

All right!

-Come on! Welcome to the weekend!

-Woo-hoo!

And if any of you are Friday-phobic, I suggest you leave right now

because you are in the wrong place.

Our guests are one of the hottest girl bands in the country...

No, scrap that... They're THE hottest girl band in the world.

-Shut up, Mark! The universe! It's the Saturdays!

-Woo!

# I feel alive

# I feel alive # I feel alive. #

APPLAUSE

Oh, I'll tell you something. I am all fired up now!

I am all fired up.

Yes, the Saturdays will help us with a wind-up or two...

-What are you doing?

-I don't know!

And we've got a few surprise for them. So let me hear you say "Ooo".

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooo!

Yeah, if we are not careful,

today's show is going to blow the roof off this studio!

-Clean off!

-Enough of this jibber jabber.

Let's kick things off by meeting our audience

and they'd better watch out because we've done our homework.

Give it to me! Give it to me now!

OK, all right! Let's have a look over here.

We've got a lot of parents in the audience, haven't we?

You're a parent as well, aren't you, Naomi?

-I am!

-How are you doing? And I've heard you're an embarrassing parent.

-Well, to my children.

-To your children.

-Is this your daughter?

-It is.

-Lily, yeah?

-Yeah.

-How are you doing, Lily?

-Yeah.

-Is your mum embarrassing?

-Yeah.

I've heard you like to do embarrassing dancing. Is that right?

-Um, sometimes.

-Really!

Do you want to give us a demonstration?

Hey, if it helps, I can cue some crazy dancing music.

-That would be good.

-Cue the music!

Here we go, come on!

FAST PARTY MUSIC

Yeah! Very good!

Groovy dancing!

Give it up for Naomi! APPLAUSE

Nice work. OK, it's a good start. Mark, beat that!

Ooo, what have we got over here, then? Interesting.

A lot of scared faces!

"Don't come to me, Mark, don't come to me!"

Ah...

-Sophie, hello.

-How are you?

-Hello, I'm fine, thank you.

-Yeah, good. Is it true that you used to have a pet?

-Yes.

-Was it a dog, a cat, a hamster? What was it?

-A rock.

Excuse me, say that... I don't think the audience... What was that?

-A pet rock.

-Well, that's interesting. How different.

Well, we already knew you had a pet rock because we've got pictures.

Have a look at this! Aww!

Lovely smiley one there. What was your rock called?

-Rocky.

-Rocky!

Original. I like it. Kissing the rock there, that's lovely.

-You loved your rock, didn't you?

-Yeah.

-Where is it today?

-In the freezer.

-In the freezer?!

Aww, audience, can I have an "aww", I bet it's cold, yeah?!

-AUDIENCE:

-Aww.

-Well, listen, Sophie, we've got him out the freezer

and we've brought him to be reunited with his rightful owner.

MUSIC: This Is Your Life theme

He's here!

He's here for you, Sophie. Give him a kiss!

It's Rocky!

That's all we do here, we make people's dreams come true.

Stick him back in the freezer, I bet he's warm! Got any more, Sam?

Wow! OK, right.

-Who do I want to talk to? You all right, mate?

-Yep.

Good. Nice to meet you.

-How you doing, Maisie, are you all right?

-Hi!

Now, Maisie, I would like you tell me about your mum and dad

because I hear that they have got the X Factor.

Is it true that your mum likes to sing and your dad likes to dance?

-Yeah.

-Tell us a little bit more.

Um... My mum sings while doing the washing-up

and my dad does the most embarrassing dancing.

-Is it like proper dad-dancing?

-Yeah.

-Oh, that is embarrassing.

-And is this your sister?

-Yeah.

-What's your name?

-Eliza.

-Eliza, is this embarrassing?

-Yes.

-Yes, it must be.

I mean, having one embarrassing parent is bad enough,

but having two embarrassing parents is double bad!

-Where is your mum and dad today?

-They're at a party.

They're at a party? Hey, they could have been here. It's a party here!

Aw, it's a shame they're not here. Oh, I forgot, we've got a message

from your mum and dad. Listen to this.

-Hi, Maisie and Eliza, it's your mum...

-and your dad! Love you!

I'm afraid we haven't been completely honest with you...

..because we're right here in the Wind-Up studio

so ladies and gentlemen, give it up for us!

# Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah Roma ro-ma-ma

# Gaga, ooh, la-la

# Want your bad romance

# I want your love and I want your revenge

# You and me could write a bad romance

# Oh-Oh-Oh-Ohhhh

# Caught in a bad romance

# Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah

# Roma roma-ma

# Gaga, oh, la-la

# Caught in a romance. #

APPLAUSE

High five, Lady Gaga! That was brilliant!

-That was amazing. Maisie, how did that make you feel?

-Embarrassed.

Good, that's what we want.

How do you fancy getting revenge

on your mum and dad by strapping one of them to a giant wheel?

-Would that sound good?

-Yes.

-Excellent. OK, it's a big decision.

You need to choose which parent you want to put on that wheel.

Now, before you do this, you can discuss it with Eliza.

We are going to give you ten seconds to discuss this

so please cue the over-dramatic decision-making music.

SLOW INSTRUMENTAL BEAT

-OK, Maisie, have you decided.

-Yes.

-Who's it going to be?

-Dad.

-Dad!

APPLAUSE

Kate, you're safe, you can stick with me.

Ian, you need to go and get ready, off you go!

Maisie and Eliza, you need to come with me

because it's time to play Dad On A Wheel, come on down, girls.

APPLAUSE

Oh, I do love this bit.

Maisie, are you ready to see your dad like never before?

-Yes.

-Awesome. Now, Maisie's mum had a close escape,

but I'm sure she's backstage watching with Eliza.

All right, everybody, please give it up for Dad On A Wheel!

APPLAUSE

Oh, man, you are looking good, big daddy, how are you feeling?

-Terrified.

-Terrified! Don't be terrified, you'll be fine.

Now, as you can see, we have a dad on a wheel.

There are three gold sections. If dad lands on "dad",

-he'll win himself a prize. That'll be nice, won't it?

-Great.

Now, if dad lands on "audience", he will be winning a prize

for our entire studio audience! APPLAUSE

Very exciting! And if dad lands on "star", Maisie here wins a prize.

Ah, yes, but only if she can answer a question correctly.

Basically, what Sam is trying to say is that gold is good.

Red, however...is bad.

Yes, that's right. If dad lands on red, he'll come face-to-face with...

The Foaminator!

APPLAUSE

This week's Foaminator is the beautiful Una from the Saturdays.

-Come on over, Una.

-Hello.

-You all right?

Nice to see you. This is our dad. Dad, meet Una.

-Hello.

-Hello, Una.

-Now, Una, you know the score.

-I do.

-If dad lands on red,

you need to release a furious amount of foam right into dad's face.

-Right, yeah.

-Excellent. What did you think to his dad-dancing?

-I thought "Well done, fair play to you."

-How diplomatic!

All right, Maisie, let's get out the way here.

Are we ready? Here we go. Loads of prizes, no big deal, come on, Sam...

-AUDIENCE:

-Wind-up that wheel!

Here we go!

Where's it going to land? Where's it going to land?

APPLAUSE

Would you believe it, on the first spin?!

OK, that means you've landed on "foam" which means, unfortunately,

you are going to get foamed by the Foaminator.

Una, get yourself in position, I'm going to stand behind here.

Where's the foam come out?

-You hold that and you give that a good squeeze.

-I'm really sorry!

One, two, three!

APPLAUSE

Una, come here. Dad, how are you feeling?

-Very well.

-Bless you. You've been a cracking sport!

We've got two more spins. Here we go with the second one.

Where's it going to land?

"Dad"! Yay! APPLAUSE

It's landed on "dad" which means you have just won yourself a prize.

Let's see what it is.

It's a tent. Wow!

And it's modelled by Joe McElderry.

What a dad prize. Everybody wants a tent!

It's just what I've always wanted.

OK, we've got one more spin, here we go.

Where's it going to land?

It's still going!

-What a tense moment!

-That's dodgy, that!

Pretty dodgy but it means you get another prize. Let's see what it is.

Wow, you can enjoy your camping nights out with a gas stove. Amazing!

Brilliant. So that means at the end of Dad On A Wheel,

you got a right good foaming by Una and you got yourself two prizes.

You've been a cracking sport. Give it up for our dad and our Foaminator!

Let's introduce to you a friend of ours - bring on The Finger!

-Like that.

-Ladies and gentlemen, we give you the Finger Of Fun.

Finger, we need you to select someone who's up for some fun.

Finger Of Fun, find us someone.

CHEERING

Could it be you? Could it be you? Could it be you?

It's not going to be you. Not again.

Oh, oh, oh, it might be him, or it might be him, I tell you.

Oh, oh, oh!

Hey!

OK, the finger has spoken. What are your names?

-Chelsi.

-Georgia.

-Chelsi and Georgia.

Get down here because it's time to have some fun.

It's time for The Prize Surprise.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-How are you doing?

-Fine.

-Fine thanks.

-Are you enjoying the show?

-Yeah, definitely.

-Good.

-Who are you here with today?

-Our stepdad, Paul.

-Hi, Paul. You all right?

-Yeah, thanks.

-Nice to see you.

Well, to be honest, girls, we already knew that.

And that's not the only thing we know about you.

For example, Chelsi, we know that you're a bit of a snorer.

Take a look at this. There's a picture of you two fast asleep,

snoring away, Chelsi, snoring away.

Yes, and we also know that you both like wearing

-a little bit of make-up. Let's have a look.

-Wow!

-Was that just on a random Tuesday night?

-No, it was Halloween.

Halloween, of course!

And we also know that your mum likes a bit of a singsong. Is that true?

-Yes.

-Really? What songs does she like to sing?

-She likes Michael Jackson.

-Anything that's on the radio.

She likes to sing to Heart, anything.

She apparently knows the words to anything.

-If she doesn't she just goes, "dada, dada".

-Dada, dada.

Especially in front of our friends, she sings in the car, it's like...

-Is she not very good, then?

-She says she could get through

and win the X Factor, but...

-Is that what she says? That's big talk.

-That is a big claim.

Well, girls, I think we should see for ourselves, don't you reckon?

Your mum is here in the studio.

Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Chelsi and Georgia's mum

and her brand-new band, the Saturdays!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Girls, as you can see,

your mum is the new fifth member of the Saturdays.

-No, she's not!

-Oh, she is, she is. This is how it is going to work.

Your mum will sing three songs with the help of the Saturdays,

but we'll be putting her singing skills to the test

because, when the music stops,

your mum will to sing the next line all by herself.

-Oh, my God!

-Apparently she's good cos she could win the X Factor.

Big talk over here.

For everyone that your mum gets right she will win you both

a prize from the Wind-Up Prize Stash.

And if she gets them all right you'll win today's star prize,

which is a twin DVD player, cos we're good like that to you.

And you're twins as well, so it works out nicely.

-Do we all understand?

-Yes.

-With our understanding of the rules, how do you think she'll do?

-Rubbish.

Oh, brilliant. Fantastic, yeah. Mum, are your vocal cords warmed up?

Yep.

She doesn't want to waste talk on me. OK, let's find out.

The first track is Higher from the Saturdays. Take it away.

# So when I speak, listen this is my decision

# And you keep on messing up the words

# So when I speak, listen cos you keep on pushing

# Like I need permission to be heard

# I'm gonna take it higher, higher

# I'm gonna lift, lift it higher. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

OK, OK.

Let's see if your mum's right. Let's hear the real thing.

# I'm gonna lift it, lift it higher... #

An interesting interpretation, but, hey, we're not horrible

we're going to give you that.

-Well done!

-So, that is prize from the Wind-Up Prize Stash.

Girls, what did you think?

Er, thanks for getting me the prize, but rubbish singing.

Fair do. We've got more to come.

OK, the next song. Please Don't Let Me Go - Olly Murs.

-Let's have a listen.

-# ..I try to run

# And I might even wanna hide

# Cos I never knew what I wanted

# Till I looked into your eyes

# So am I in this alone?

# What I'm looking for is a sign

# That you care how I feel for you...? #

I've gone completely blank.

-Oh!

-The pressure.

(Please don't let me go...)

-OK.

-Sing it, sing it.

# Baby, please don't let me go... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Erm, I think that's right, let's have a listen.

# Baby, please don't let me go. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Well done. Because we've got our nice heads on today,

-we'll give you that. Girls, what did you think?

-Rubbish.

Let's see if she can redeem herself.

This is Just The Way You Are - Bruno Mars.

# I know, I know when I compliment her she won't believe me

# It's so, it's so sad to think that she don't see what I see

# But every time she asks me "Do I look OK?"

# I say

# When I see your face

# There's not a thing that I would change...

# Girl, you're amazing

# Just the way you are. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-That's more like it!

-Now we're talking.

Can I just say, you're through to boot camp.

Let's see if you're right.

# Cos you're amazing

# Just the way you are. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

That was a beautiful thing, that was.

So, Mum, that means that you got all three right

which means you win three prizes, just.

Three prizes each for your daughters and you win them today's star prize!

HE MOUTHS

-The Saturdays, what do you reckon? Room for another member?

-Definitely!

I've got her number now.

-Frankie doesn't seem sure...

-There were reservations there.

-There was!

-Be nice.

Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Chelsi, Georgia,

the Saturdays and, of course, mum Michelle!

CHEERING AND WHOOPING

Welcome to Truth Or Wind-Up.

The part of the show where we delve into the world of celebrity

and try to get you some answers.

Yes, and today the celebrities under the spotlight are

Mollie, Frankie and Una from the Saturdays.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Girls, we've done some pretty intensive research and found out

-some interesting things.

-Well, we spent half an hour in the internet.

-Shh!

-Sorry.

Anyway, the question is, how much of what we found is true

-and how much is a wind-up?

-OK, let's get down to business.

Saturdays, are you ready?

-Ready.

-Ready.

-They're ready.

Lights, are you ready?

They're ready.

Cameras, are you ready?

-Yeah, all right, all right, he's ready.

-He's keen.

-OK, Mollie,

let's start with you. Fact one!

The British Winter Olympic team keep ringing Mollie,

but she won't return their calls. Audience, truth or wind-up?

ALL SHOUT

Ooh, it's a mixture.

-All right!

-OK, thank you, audience. Thank you audience.

Sounds like a bit of a mixture or a block of noise.

-Sounds like, "Blargh!"

-So, Mollie,

truth or wind-up?

It's a wind-up.

-Wind-up!

-Yeah.

-Is there any truth in it?

I used to ski for the country in the GB team until I was 17,

but they haven't been calling me since.

-Really? Aw.

-Hey, Mollie,

truth or wind-up, we have a picture of you as a young skier.

Please say wind-up.

-It's not, it's truth, let's take a look.

-No!

AWW!! We've got another as well.

-There we are!

-Aw.

-Yeah.

-Lovely.

-That's what I looked like when I cut a fringe.

-It looked awful.

-It looked good.

I did it again a year ago and it looked just as terrible.

It looks as though you were good at it. You got two trophies.

OK!

Pipe down. Fact two!

Bit rude, that. Sorry.

Frankie! Frankie could have been an X Factor judge,

-but didn't want to leave the Saturdays?

-Ooh!

Interesting. What do you think, audience? Truth or wind-up?

ALL SHOUT

All right, all right. You've had your say.

It's only an hour show, yeah. Come on.

Yeah, pipe down. What are they saying?

-What have they said?

-"Taarrgh," that's all I heard.

I'm going to go for truth. I heard a lot of truths.

Frankie, truth or wind-up?

-Wind-up!

-OH!

Oh, is there any truth in it?

-No.

-No?

-No.

-Would you like to be a judge?

-With my Sats, aren't I?

-Aw.

Who's your favourite judge?

I've got to say, Kelly and Tulisa make a really good duo.

-They do.

-But you can't forget Louis and Gary so I can't choose.

-Oh, right!

-Just sat completely on the fence there!

-They just make a really good crew, don't they?

-Yeah, right.

Interesting. Frankie, if they did ask you, do you reckon you'd do it?

Er, I don't know. Not at the moment.

I don't feel like I'm, you know, in any position to judge anyone yet.

Maybe next year, we'll see.

-Awkward.

-Watch this space!

LAUGHTER

OK, fact three!

-Una.

-Yeah?

-This is for you.

-Funny, that!

-Una used to live in a bin?! Audience, truth or wind-up?

AUDIENCE SHOUT

This is a tricky one, this.

It does sound crazy. It sounds crazy.

OK. All right, thanks, audience. Thanks, audience.

Most of the audience are saying wind-up,

there's somebody in the middle going "Oooh!"

One or two were, and do you know what, they were right.

Who said true?

-Oh!

-Oh! Now you put your hands up, don't you?!

-"Yeah, I said it, I said it."

-So it's truth. Tell us more, Una.

Well, when I was six years old,

my very first role in the school play,

I was called Little Miss Mouse, and I lived in a bin.

So for that moment, while I was on stage, I was so proud,

having actually got a title, and I wasn't a tree or something,

I was Little Miss Mouse and I lived in a bin, so...

That's nice, I like that.

Well, congratulations to everybody that said truth there.

Girls, thank you so much for clearing all that up.

Give a massive round of applause to the Saturdays!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And by the way, Una, we don't want you feeling left out

that we've not shown a picture of you when you were younger.

So let's take a look at a picture of you.

ALL: Aaah!

-With a little hat!

-I like the jumper!

Christmas dinner, little Christmas jumper, there I was.

It was too big for me, the Christmas hat from the cracker.

Here's a taste of the Hidden camera pranks coming your way soon.

All right!

Hu-u-u-urgh!

How are you doing, ladies? What can I get you?

Ow! Oh, my goodness!

Ha-ha-ha!

-DEEP VOICE: CBBC.

-It's a challenge for me?

-Good one, yeah?

-Weirdo!

Ladies and gentlemen, let's end with a bang.

It's getting hot in here? Because The Saturdays are waiting

to perform their new single, This is All Fired Up.

APPLAUSE

# Blow my mind

# DJ, blow my mind

# I put my...

# Blow my mind

# DJ, blow my mind

# I put my hand against the speakers

# Singing blow my mind

# DJ, blow my mind

# I put my hand to the speakers

# Singing blow my mind

# DJ, blow my mind

# All fired up, I feel alive

# All fired up, I feel alive

# All fired up, I feel alive, I feel alive, I feel alive

# All fired up, I feel alive

# All fired up, I feel alive

# All fired up, I feel alive, I feel alive, I feel alive

# We make the party super naughty

# Dancing on the bar

# We're dancing on the bar

# We make the party super naughty

# Dancing on the bar

# D-dancing on the bar

-# We're all

-# Animal

-# We're all

-# Animal

# Animal animal-mal-mal-mal-mal

-# We're all

-# Animal

-# We're all

-# Animal

# Get your claws out Get your, get your claws out

# All fired up, I feel alive

# All fired up, I feel alive

# All fired up, I feel alive, I feel alive, I feel alive

# All fired up, I feel alive

# All fired up, I feel alive

# All fired up, I feel alive, I feel alive, I feel alive

# We're so close to the edge of desire

# Feels so hot, hot, got that fire

# We're so close to the edge of desire

# Feels so hot, hot, got that fire

# We're so close to the edge of desire

# Feels so hot, hot, got that fire

# We're so close to the edge of desire

# Blow my mind

# DJ, blow my mind

# I put my...

# Blow my mind

# DJ, blow my mind

# I put my hand against the speakers

-# Singing blow my mind

-# DJ, blow my mind. #

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