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# Wind me up, put me down and watch me go | 0:00:04 | 0:00:08 | |
# Cos it's easy once you know how it's done | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
# You can't stop now, it's already begun. # | 0:00:13 | 0:00:17 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
Ladies and gentlemen - good times are just around the corner! | 0:00:23 | 0:00:27 | |
And so are your hosts - it's Sam and Mark! | 0:00:27 | 0:00:32 | |
Haagh! | 0:00:39 | 0:00:40 | |
Whoo! | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah! | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
Yeah! | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
Whoo! | 0:00:51 | 0:00:52 | |
-All right! -Oh, yes. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
-Welcome to the weekend. -Oh, yes. This is where it starts. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:03 | |
We are about to wind things up for the weekend, | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
and you are invited along for the ride. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:10 | |
This show is jam-packed full of surprises for you at home | 0:01:10 | 0:01:14 | |
-and for you lot here in the studio. -Yeah! | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
CHEERING | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
For example, on today's show, | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
we are going to be winding up an aunty in this audience | 0:01:22 | 0:01:26 | |
and putting her memory to the test. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
-Whooo! -And we've taken our hidden cameras on the road, | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
stitching people up left, right and centre. You're at home, | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
the doorbell goes, and then this happens... | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
# Happy birthday, birthday, birthday, it's your birthday today | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
# We hope that you enjoy yourself | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
# It's your birthday, it's nice to have a birthday | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
# Because it's your birthday Happy birthday, hey! # | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
Big Friday Wind-up is also partial to the odd celebrity. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
Today we're joined by superstar dance duo Chris and Wes! | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
We will be catching up with Chris and Wes later in the show. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:11 | |
But now, it's time for less talk and more action. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
This is the show with a surprise around every corner, | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
so no-one is safe, especially if you're an embarrassing dad. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
OK, so, embarrassing dads... | 0:02:23 | 0:02:27 | |
Looking for an embarrassing dad. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
I want to speak to...you, Hrithika. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
-Hello. -Are you all right? -Yep. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
Now, we have heard that you have a bit of an embarrassing dad | 0:02:36 | 0:02:40 | |
-because he likes to do a bit dancing...? -Yes. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
-How does that make you feel? -Embarrassed! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:47 | |
-Of course! Where is he today? -At home. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:51 | |
That's a shame. I'd have liked to have met him. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
Actually, he's not at home. He's right here in the Wind-Up Studio! | 0:02:54 | 0:02:59 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Hrithika's dad! | 0:02:59 | 0:03:05 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
HIGH-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
AUDIENCE CLAP ALONG IN TIME | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
Now, this week's Wind Up guests remind me a little bit of us two. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
They're funny, they're stylish, and boy, can they dance. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
That's it! Please give it up for Got To Dance winners Chris and Wes! | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
Chris and Wes, lovely to have you on the show. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
-Thank you for having us. -Pleasure. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
First of all, can we congratulate you on winning Got To Dance! | 0:04:00 | 0:04:04 | |
That is pretty impressive. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
Can I ask you, have you? Have you GOT to dance? | 0:04:07 | 0:04:11 | |
-Of course we have! -That's our life! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
Let's take a look at the moment that you did win Got To Dance. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
DAVINA MCCALL: Chris and Wes! | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
CHEERING | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
Well, before you do your exclusive performance, | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
could you please try and teach me and Sam a move? | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
-Of course! -Here we go. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
CHEERING | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
We have a bit of music. Let's have the music, get us in the mood. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
MUSIC STARTS | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
What have you got for us? | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
-Join hands. -Join hands. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
OK, you've got an arm movement with the wrist and elbows. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
-And we'll take it from the fingers. Ready? -Do it. ..Oh, nice. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:58 | |
-Come back! -Come back! -Oh, wow! | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
-CHEERING -Nice work, nice work. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
We'll leave you to the dancing, and we'll stick to the presenting. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:15 | |
Chris and Wes, if you'd like to get ready for your performance, please. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:19 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
Don't give up the day job, I'm telling you! | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
OK, audience, and everyone at home, prepare to be blown away. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
Ashley Banjo from Diversity described them | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
as the most unique dance act he's ever seen. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
You are about to find out why. It's Chris and Wes! | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
ALARM CLOCK RINGS | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
Chris, we're going to be late for the final! | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
MUSIC: "One More Time" by Daft Punk | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
I think we're lost! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
# Just the two of us We can make it if we try | 0:06:12 | 0:06:17 | |
-# Just the two of us -Just the two of us. # | 0:06:17 | 0:06:23 | |
MUSIC: "Anyway" by Duck Sauce | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
-Oh, my days! It's Sam and Mark. -They're gorgeous! Oh, my days! | 0:06:37 | 0:06:42 | |
# Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? # | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
MUSIC: "One" by Swedish House Mafia | 0:06:47 | 0:06:51 | |
We made it! | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:07:05 | 0:07:06 | |
It's time to randomly select our second studio victim, | 0:07:06 | 0:07:10 | |
and to help with that, let us introduce to you a friend of ours. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
Bring on the finger! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:14 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Finger Of Fun. Hello. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:19 | |
-I don't like it when it gets close. -Don't worry about it, it's a friend. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:23 | |
Finger, we need you to select someone that loves having some fun. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:28 | |
Finger of fun, find us someone. Go! | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
Who's it going to be?! | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Everyone is wanting it to be them. Is it going to be you? | 0:07:36 | 0:07:41 | |
Oh, it might be! | 0:07:42 | 0:07:43 | |
-It's not going to be you! -They all want it, but only one can have it! | 0:07:43 | 0:07:47 | |
Who's it going to be? | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
-The finger has spoken! What is your name? -Andrea. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:59 | |
In that case, Andrea, get yourself down here. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
It's time to have some fun. It's time for the Prize Surprise! | 0:08:01 | 0:08:05 | |
Do not adjust your TV sets - we really are this short. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
We really are! | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
-Andrea, how are you feeling, darling? -Nervous, but I'm OK. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:23 | |
We'll look after you! I bet you didn't think | 0:08:23 | 0:08:27 | |
you'd be standing here, being the star of the show, did you? | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
-Definitely not. -Who are you here with today? | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
My sister, my nephew Joshua, and my niece Mia. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
There they are! Give us a wave, guys! Nice to see you. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:41 | |
Enjoying themselves. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
If I'm telling you the truth, I already know who you're here with, | 0:08:43 | 0:08:48 | |
because it was Josh who wanted everyone to see this... | 0:08:48 | 0:08:52 | |
Yes, that is you as a young little girl. You look lovely there! | 0:08:55 | 0:09:00 | |
Give her a cuddle! Give her a cuddle! She's gone! | 0:09:07 | 0:09:11 | |
You look lovely! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Let's change the subject slightly. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
How do you fancy playing a game to win prizes for your nephew Joshua, | 0:09:16 | 0:09:21 | |
even though he stitched you up like a kipper? | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
-Most definitely. -Yeah! -You're all right, mate! | 0:09:24 | 0:09:28 | |
OK, we are about to play a little game of Pairs. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:32 | |
Behind these doors are 12 items. Each item is part of a pair. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:38 | |
Find a pair, win a prize. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
For example, if we were to open number 2, that'd be a red shoe. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:44 | |
-Nice. A lovely shoe. -Open this one... | 0:09:44 | 0:09:49 | |
-Oh! -So that wouldn't be a pair, would it? | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
-It wouldn't be a pair. -Nice. -Whose flip-flop is this? | 0:09:52 | 0:09:57 | |
-They're mine. -They're yours! They're yours! | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
Yes, Andrea, you may recognise that flip-flop, cos that is yours | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
and that red shoe is yours. In fact, | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
every one of these doors is filled with one of your shoes. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:11 | |
I want to stick this one back. All right. OK. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:15 | |
-Now, we've got your attention. -We HAVE. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
We know you love shoes, because we've been speaking to your sister Desiree, | 0:10:17 | 0:10:21 | |
and planning this for days. What have you got to say? | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
-You wait till I get home! -THEY CHUCKLE | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
OK, 60 seconds on the clock, please. Thank you very much. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
-Andrea, are you ready? -I'm ready. -Mark'll do the opening doors. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
Here we go. Three, two, one. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
-Pick a pair. -Six. -Six. OK. We've got... Ooh! Lovely. -Eight. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:40 | |
Six and eight, OK. Let's open that door. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
-Yes! A pair! -Well done. Next one. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
-Two. -We're going for two. -That's the red one. -11. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
You're going for 11? | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
No, that is not a match. Let's close it. What are you going for? | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
-One. -We're going for one. Ooh! -11, 11, 11. -Oh-oh-oh... | 0:10:54 | 0:10:59 | |
-It's a match. -Yay! -Four, four, four. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
Four, four. Oh, I'm not fit for this! Ooh, you know this one! | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
-Two, two, two! -Yeah. Whoa... | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
-Yes! You're doing really well. -Three, three. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:12 | |
Three, three? OK. What's this one? Oh, nice one! | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
-Number five, number five. -Number five? | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
-No. -Shut that one. Shut that one. -Number seven, number seven. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
-You're going for number seven? I wish I was fitter! -Number nine! | 0:11:20 | 0:11:24 | |
-Number nine. -Number nine, OK. Let's open this. -Yes! | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
-Number ten, number ten. -OK, yes. -Number three! -OK! | 0:11:27 | 0:11:31 | |
Number 12. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
Number five and number 12. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
Yeah! | 0:11:35 | 0:11:36 | |
KLAXON WAILS | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
Very good! | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
You know... You know you said you was a fitness trainer? Oh! | 0:11:44 | 0:11:49 | |
Sort me out with a membership, will you? OK. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
I can say that you matched all six pairs. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
That's six prizes for Josh from the Wind-Up prize stack. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
We want to introduce to you a couple of friends of ours. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
Please give it up for Adam and Sohail. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
Milk it! Milk it! | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
You might recognise these guys - they appeared | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
on another of our hit TV shows, TMi Friday. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
-There they are, Sam and Mark's TMi Friday. -Ah, the good times, eh, lads? | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
-The good times. -Who was on the show? Kara Tointon and Shayne Ward. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
Had fun with them, didn't we? | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
Hacker T Dog, as well. Look at that! | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
I think it's fair to say that a good time was had by all. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:37 | |
What was your highlight of being on TMi? | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
Meeting all the celebrities - they were absolutely hilarious. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:43 | |
-Oh, really? Nice! Which was your favourite celebrity? -All of them. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:47 | |
-But Kara a bit more. -THEY CHUCKLE | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
Well, the fact that we've got a bit of history with these guys | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
made them perfect candidates for our brand-new game In Yer Face. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
-I'm going to do what you do. -Yeah, do it. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
For this game to work, we needed two people who'd recognise us | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
-if we bumped into them in the street. -We also needed two people | 0:13:02 | 0:13:05 | |
who we had a bit of inside information on. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
For example, not only do we know where you guys live, | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
but we know about your hobbies and where you like to hang out. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
As we knew where they hung out, | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
we rigged those places with hidden cameras | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
so we could film these guys all day without them realising. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
Yes, but the big question was, | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
could we infiltrate their lives without being recognised? | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
-Let's find out. Adam, say the magic words. -Run VT. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:33 | |
Ah! A sunny sleepy day in Shipley. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:37 | |
And then we turned up! | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
-Right! It's time for another game of In Yer Face. -In YOUR face! | 0:13:50 | 0:13:54 | |
-Not my face. -No, not your face, | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
but we are going to be getting in the faces of these two. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
I'm taking Sohail. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:00 | |
And I'm taking Adam. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:01 | |
The aim of the game is not to get recognised. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
We've got loads of disguises to help us out. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
Whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
But if they uncover our true identity right in our faces, | 0:14:10 | 0:14:14 | |
then it's game over. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
So, let's get things on course by playing round one, Golfer. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:21 | |
Can Sam and Mark get their golfer impressions down to a TEE? | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
First up, Sam. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
-Oh, no. -You got a hold of that one! | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
I'm not confident about this - I can't play golf to save my life. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
What I want you to do is hit the ball... | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
-Don't you patronise me! -Whenever you see Sohail take a shot, | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
I want you to comment on it. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
Maybe, you know, throw in an accent or something. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
Right! | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
Here we go. Here we go. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
-AMERICAN ACCENT: -All right! Whoo! | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
Right behind you, dude! | 0:15:02 | 0:15:03 | |
Sohail's better than you! | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
Oh, man! | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
MARK CHUCKLES He's looking at you! | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
-Nice shot! -Ooh! He looked at you funny then. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:24 | |
He looked at you proper funny then. He's looking at you up and down. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:29 | |
Oh! Come on! | 0:15:30 | 0:15:31 | |
I want you to do some stupid stretching now. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:35 | |
He's laughing at you! | 0:15:38 | 0:15:39 | |
Man! | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
Give him some advice. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:46 | |
Good shot, kid. Remember, on your tiptoes, yeah? Keep it good. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:55 | |
Hope you have a better game than me. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
Man! | 0:16:01 | 0:16:02 | |
That was amazing! | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
So, Sam goes one up. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
Next to tee off... it's Mark "Tiger" Rhodes. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:16 | |
You look like you should be in an indie band. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:18 | |
I know what you're saying. A really cool one? | 0:16:18 | 0:16:21 | |
Don't forget, if Adam outs you - if he says, | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
"You're Mark from Sam and Mark," it's game over. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
Not going to happen, mate. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:27 | |
-YORKSHIRE ACCENT: I'll talk like this and keep it local. -Here they come. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:31 | |
Looking at you. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:37 | |
YORKSHIRE ACCENT: Keep your head down, lad. Spread your legs a little. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:45 | |
-That's it. Go on. -Oh, he's listening to you. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
-That's it, lad. That's it, lad. Natural! Nice work. -He's got no idea. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:53 | |
Well, you're a natural. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:56 | |
-I'd get yourself out of there. -I'll leave you to it. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
You're doing a cracking job. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
Whoa! Tell you what, mate, wowsers! | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
Nice work. I'll see you later. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
-MARK CHUCKLES -Very good, very good! | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
Oh, he didn't have a clue, mate. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
-No, not at all. -We were like best friends in the end. It was amazing! | 0:17:15 | 0:17:19 | |
One-all. Next challenge - let's do it. Start her up. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
-Start her up. -All right. -ENGINE TURNS OVER | 0:17:23 | 0:17:27 | |
-Start her up. -Yeah, she's dead. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
Mark makes it one apiece, which means it's time for round two. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
Can the lads carry out their survey without being rumbled? | 0:17:36 | 0:17:41 | |
Hey, let's find out! | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
You need to go up to Sohail and ask the question, | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
"Which celebrity would you most like to see | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
"turn on the Christmas lights in Bradford?" | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
-Easy, mate. -What accent are you going for? | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
-I'm going to go "Scor-tish". -"Scor-tish"? Interesting. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
So, I apologise to any Scottish people in advance. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
Remember, if Sohail actually says, | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
"You're Sam from Sam and Mark," it's it. That's over. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
OK, now I'm nervous. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:05 | |
Good luck. You're going to need it. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
-EXAGGERATED SCOTS ACCENT: -Can I ask you a quick question? | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
I'm doing a bit of market research. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
I'm just wondering, which celebrity | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
would you like to see switch on Bradford's Christmas lights? | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
Ooh, Sohail might just have twigged what's going on, | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
but unless he clearly identifies Sam to his face, | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
then Sam is still in the game. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
Oh, the two wee lads off the telly? Oh, yeah, good guys! | 0:18:33 | 0:18:37 | |
-I can't believe this. -You've got another two choices. -Simon Cowell. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:41 | |
-Oh, laddie. Ah, good one, laddie. -I don't think he knows! | 0:18:41 | 0:18:45 | |
-Aston from JLS. -Aston from JLS? Oh, the wee lad from JLS? The small one? | 0:18:45 | 0:18:49 | |
Come on, Sohail. You've got to get him! | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
Nice one. Cheers, mate. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
Shook his hand, as well! | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
MARK CHUCKLES | 0:18:56 | 0:18:57 | |
-Wait a minute! -Hey, he didn't say it, so I'm still in the game. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:05 | |
-What?! -And we're switching on Bradford's Christmas lights. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
The little fella sneaks a 2-1 lead. Next up, it's the other one. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:13 | |
-Are you nervous? -Not at all, mate. Not at all. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
-You are a bit, aren't you? -Massively. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
Get ready. He's coming up the hill. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
This is it, mate. Don't mess it up. If you lose this, it's game over. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:28 | |
He's coming round the corner. Good luck. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
Er, excuse me. Before you go in, could I, er... | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
I'm doing some market research | 0:19:33 | 0:19:34 | |
for Bradford Metropolitan Council. Just wondering, | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
which celebrity would the people of Bradford most like to see | 0:19:37 | 0:19:41 | |
-switch on the Christmas lights this year? -Simon Cowell. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
That would be a good one, wouldn't it? Yes. Very good. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:48 | |
-Popular. -It is. All right. Thank you very, very much. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
That's great market research. Thank you. Enjoy yourself. Take care. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:56 | |
Very good, very good. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:57 | |
I can say that now - you have absolutely smashed it. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
I can't actually believe that we are carrying on, because it's just... | 0:20:05 | 0:20:09 | |
Hey, those are the rules, brother. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
-I'm still in the game until he says, "You're Sam." -Start that car up. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:15 | |
-All right. Let's do it. -Owww! | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
Off to the next challenge! | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
We'll be back for that after their break. Two-all. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
-OK. -Adam, what did you suspect when you saw me at the golfing range? | 0:20:25 | 0:20:30 | |
Nothing. I thought you were a random person playing golf. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
-We had a great time - working on our swing. Smashed it! -Now, Sohail, | 0:20:33 | 0:20:38 | |
you said you wanted Mark and I to switch on the lights. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
Now, was that just a coincidence, or had you rumbled me? | 0:20:40 | 0:20:44 | |
Well, I thought you did look like Sam, but I wasn't 100% sure, | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
so I just want to see your reaction when I said "Sam and Mark". | 0:20:47 | 0:20:51 | |
Mark, you must've been confident - you didn't put much of an accent on. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:55 | |
-I didn't think I needed to after your display. -Well, that's true. So, | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
with the scores still at two-all, it was all still to play for. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:02 | |
-Let's find out what happened next. Sohail, over to you. -Run VT. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:06 | |
Can these two big gobs get a note out without getting caught out? | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
Samuel, strike up the band. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
OK, Sam, the rules are that you have to go to Sohail's house, | 0:21:16 | 0:21:20 | |
you have to knock on the door. When he answers it, | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
you need to sing him happy birthday in, er... | 0:21:22 | 0:21:26 | |
Well, a song of your choosing, really. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
If he recognises you, remember he has to say, | 0:21:28 | 0:21:32 | |
"Are you Sam from Sam and Mark?" If he does that, game over, mate. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:36 | |
I am still in this game, and you're running scared. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
I can hear it in your voice. I can hear it in your stupid voice. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
-You're a stupid voice. -Good trash talk. -Cheers, man. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:45 | |
Here we go. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:48 | |
# Happy birthday, birthday, birthday | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
# It's your birthday today | 0:22:01 | 0:22:02 | |
# We hope that you enjoy yourself | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
# Because it's your birthday | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
# It's nice to have a birthday | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
# Because it's your birthday | 0:22:10 | 0:22:11 | |
# Happy birthday, hey! | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
-MIDLANDS ACCENT: -Happy birthday, mate. Nice to meet you, Jack. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
-You all right? Yeah, good to meet you, Jack. -Are you Jack? -It's what? | 0:22:16 | 0:22:20 | |
-Sohail. -Sohail? | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
I thought it was Jack. Is this not number eight? | 0:22:22 | 0:22:25 | |
Is this not number eight? | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
-What number house is this? -Six. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
I'm really sorry. I've got the wrong house. I'm sorry about that. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:33 | |
OK, see you, mate. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:34 | |
HE GIGGLES | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
Sorry, what? | 0:22:37 | 0:22:38 | |
-Yes, he said, he said it! -Finally! | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
Sohail... | 0:22:43 | 0:22:44 | |
Come here, mate. We, er... | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
We have been playing a game with you all day - | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
I think you know that, don't you? | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
I've not been very good today, have I? | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
We have been playing a game called In Yer Face, | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
where I've been trying to get into your life. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
I was the man asking you who'd switch on the Christmas lights. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
Brilliant. Well, you have just found me out, but what you don't know | 0:23:01 | 0:23:05 | |
is that Mark is playing this with your good friend Adam. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
And what I can tell you is, at the minute, | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
Adam has no idea that it's Mark at all. He's not clocked at all. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:14 | |
-You have clocked. Do you reckon Adam will get him? -It might take a while. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
Sam's failure means the scores remain at two apiece. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:21 | |
If Mark avoids identification, he's our winner! | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
OK, dude, this could be it for you. This could be the one. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:28 | |
If Adam doesn't get you in this one, you've won. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
Which would be nice, wouldn't it? How you feeling, mate? | 0:23:31 | 0:23:35 | |
Nervous. Really nervous. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
Good luck, dude. Don't forget, this is it for you. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
If you don't do it, it'll be a measly draw and you won't have won. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:43 | |
I know how much you like to win. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:44 | |
# Happy birthday, happy birthday | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
# I hope you agree | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
# You'll have many more birthdays, but so will me | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
# Grammatically, that's not correct I know that it's true | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
# I'm wearing red and white today but sometimes I wear blue. # | 0:24:01 | 0:24:05 | |
AMERICAN ACCENT: Happy birthday, Peter. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
Your name's not Peter? | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
Your name's not Peter?! Oh, what's your name? | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
-Adam. -Adam? | 0:24:13 | 0:24:14 | |
-Nice to meet you, Adam. This is not 23? -No. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:18 | |
Where's 23? | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
Where's 23, man? | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
I can't believe this. I... | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
I'll let you go. I'll let you go. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
I'm not from around here. I'm from America. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
Ooh! Adam may well recognise him from somewhere, but unless he makes | 0:24:34 | 0:24:38 | |
a positive identification, Mark will win the game. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
-I'll see you later, man. -Ridiculous! | 0:24:42 | 0:24:46 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
Yeah! | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
So, Mark's won but could he really rub Sam's face in it | 0:24:54 | 0:24:58 | |
by winning another round dressed as a woman with wind? | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
-Mark, can you hear me? -Loud and very clear. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:05 | |
Or should I say, Marquetta? | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
Looking good(!) | 0:25:08 | 0:25:09 | |
You're talking to a winner, Nixon, so pipe down. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
Let's see how far we can take it. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
So, Adam's going to come into the chemist. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
What you need to do is pretend that you've got a really bad tummy | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
so ask the person at the counter | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
for something that could solve your tummy troubles. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
-Good times. -Good luck, dude, they're on the way. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
Let's see how good you really are, Mark. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
-Do you want to sit down? -> | 0:25:38 | 0:25:39 | |
Excuse me, love. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
Excuse me, do you have anything for a windy tummy or something? | 0:25:41 | 0:25:45 | |
-I'm having a lot of gas at the minute. I'm so bloated. -Oh, dear. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:52 | |
Oh, it's been terrible. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
-I can't tell you the grief that I've had but I feel quite gassy. -Good. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:59 | |
-Do you suffer from belly ache and stuff like that? -No. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:06 | |
Oh! Oh, no! FARTING AND RUMBLING | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
I'm all right, oh. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:11 | |
Really? | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
I look like Mark from TMi? | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
You're right, mate, it is! How you doing? | 0:26:24 | 0:26:28 | |
We have been playing a little game called In Yer Face. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:34 | |
Sam has been playing with Sohail and I have been playing with you | 0:26:34 | 0:26:38 | |
and thankfully my friend, you have not noticed me | 0:26:38 | 0:26:42 | |
until the very end so I have won, gimme five. Yes. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
I'm sure you knocked on my door. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
-Who is this? -That's Sam. -Here he is. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
-How are you? -I'm all right. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:26:52 | 0:26:53 | |
-Have you enjoyed yourselves? -Yes. -We've had a great time. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
It's been a crazy day, but worth it. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
AUDIENCE CHEERS | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
I think you'll agree that Sohail and Adam have been cracking sports. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:08 | |
-Give them a massive round of applause. -APPLAUSE | 0:27:08 | 0:27:13 | |
Welcome to the weekend! | 0:27:13 | 0:27:16 | |
Oh, my days! It's Sam and Mark! | 0:27:16 | 0:27:17 | |
Your dad isn't actually at the office today. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:20 | |
The Foaminator! | 0:27:24 | 0:27:28 | |
ANNOUNCER: That's all we've got time for today! | 0:27:32 | 0:27:34 | |
But join us next time on Sam And Mark's Big Wind Up | 0:27:34 | 0:27:37 | |
for more of this! | 0:27:37 | 0:27:40 | |
SCREAMING | 0:27:40 | 0:27:42 | |
Bye! | 0:27:42 | 0:27:44 | |
OK! Start the clock, will you! START THE CLOCK! | 0:27:48 | 0:27:52 | |
-Are you all right, Dad? -Yeah! -THEY LAUGH | 0:27:53 | 0:27:57 |