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BELL RINGS CLUNK! | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
Ssh! | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
Ssh! | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
Ma'am. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
GASPS | 0:00:18 | 0:00:19 | |
Yeargh! | 0:00:22 | 0:00:23 | |
CHILDREN YELL | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
Sssh! BELL RINGS | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
Welcome to the School of Silence. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
This is where the noisiest children | 0:00:35 | 0:00:36 | |
are sent for intensive silence training. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
Today four new pupils have got to prove they have got what it takes | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
to be absolutely silent after just one day's training. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
Can they do it? Let's go and find out. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
Sssh! | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
You should cover your ears. This raucous bunch are from Bristol. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:53 | |
They're having their noise levels assessed | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
by the headmistress and the form tutor. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
Up to the front. | 0:00:58 | 0:00:59 | |
Right. You. Name. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
RJ! | 0:01:02 | 0:01:03 | |
RJ is the first member of the team and makes so much | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
noise at home, he drives his little brother up the wall. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
Next! You! What's your name? | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
Kira! | 0:01:12 | 0:01:13 | |
Kira loves music and likes nothing more | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
than cranking up her favourite tunes full blast. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:19 | |
Name! | 0:01:19 | 0:01:20 | |
Connor. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
Connor loves to wind up his mum | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
by making lots of unnecessary noise. His mum is hoping | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
the school will change his ways. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
You, name! | 0:01:30 | 0:01:31 | |
Lyndon. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
Lyndon is a keen boxer and, as part of his training he loves to shout | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
at the top of his voice and at any other time, too, by the looks of it. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:40 | |
I have a feeling it's going to be | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
a tough day for the teachers at this school. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
Right, get out! That's it! Yes, get out, all of you! | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
THEY YELL | 0:01:49 | 0:01:54 | |
Sssh! Here's how the day works. The new pupils | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
have three challenging classes to learn how to be silent | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
followed by the crucial final exam which will determine | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
whether they graduate or will be expelled. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
If they are too noisy... | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
THEY CHATTER | 0:02:09 | 0:02:10 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
..I will know about it, thanks to this device, the Gobstop 2000 - | 0:02:13 | 0:02:19 | |
the latest in noise monitoring technology. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
If they pass they will graduate and receive | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
the ultimate reward, the Golden Gobstopper! | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
If they fail to keep THAT shut... | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
then I will have no choice but to expel them. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:37 | |
Ssh! Before we begin, I must ensure the school has been hushed down. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:42 | |
KLAXON BLARES | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
Seven seconds to hush down. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
Seven... | 0:02:47 | 0:02:48 | |
six... | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
five... | 0:02:50 | 0:02:51 | |
four... | 0:02:51 | 0:02:52 | |
three... | 0:02:52 | 0:02:53 | |
two... | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
one! | 0:02:55 | 0:02:56 | |
Sshh! | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
SILENCE | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
Ssh! It's time for their silent training to start | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
with their first class of the day with Mr Gross. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
Sssh! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:10 | |
Hands up who is aware | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
of my favourite period in history? | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
Any guesses? | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
The Ice Age. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:19 | |
Do you know why? Very, very quiet. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
KNOCKING AT DOOR | 0:03:23 | 0:03:24 | |
Come in. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
Oh, good grief. Sit down please. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:28 | |
Right, I am Mr Gross. I am your teacher for general studies. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:37 | |
This lesson is the first lesson | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
in your silent training and it's very important | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
because it will prepare you for the rest of the day | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
leading up to your final exam in the gym | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
and if you fail that, | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
you will be expelled. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
Remember Miss Gobstop is listening at all times | 0:03:52 | 0:03:56 | |
on these little microphones. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
And if you make too much noise she will register it on her Gobstop 2000. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:03 | |
Do you think you can be silent? ALL: No! | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
Right. Well, that's not a good start, is it? | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
Silent training is about to begin. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
Squirty Santa! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
You have 30 seconds to turn your chosen teammate into a Squirty Santa. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:19 | |
Use a bowl of shaving foam to give them a big beard. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
Fill the Santa's hat with the rest of the foam | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
and stick it on their head to finish. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
And all of this must be done in absolute... | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
Silence? Yes, indeed. Correct. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
This jar of gobstoppers will determine | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
which child is doing each test. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
OK, Connor, | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
you can go first. OK. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:44 | |
Let's pick a gobstopper and see who's doing the task. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
In your own time. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
Red. Oh, RJ, what a shame. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:55 | |
How do you feel about being a squirty Santa, RJ? | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
Wicked. Wicked? Cool! Yes. Word up! | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
Never mind. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
Are you ready? Mm-hm. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
Your time starts... | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
now! | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
OK, here we go. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
Pretty good to begin with. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:19 | |
Not a peep from anyone. Amazing. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
Filling the hat now. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
Lots of self-control from RJ, | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
who's absolutely covered in shaving foam. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:39 | |
Ho-ho-ho! TIMER RINGS | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
Time up! Did you enjoy that, RJ? Yes. You did? | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
Well, I didn't think that was too bad. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
You're the strangest looking Santa I've ever seen. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
Pretty good so far. Can Mr Gross make them crack? | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
It's about to get tougher. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
Teddy... | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
Trump. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
The chosen child will have 30 seconds to give | 0:06:04 | 0:06:08 | |
my teddy bear a lovely, nice cuddle. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
And you'll have to do it in absolute silence. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
Shouldn't be difficult. Lyndon? | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
Let's see who's hugging the teddy. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:18 | |
Pick out a gobstopper. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Remember, it might even be you. Green! Kira! | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
Delightful! Have you ever hugged a teddy before, dear? | 0:06:22 | 0:06:26 | |
Yeah. So you should be an expert. Let's see if you can do it quietly | 0:06:26 | 0:06:30 | |
and that goes for the rest of you, especially Santa. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
Ho-ho-ho! Ssh! | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
So, Kira, what I want you to do is give him a lovely hug like this. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:39 | |
Huggy-wuggy woo! Huggy pie! Huggy pie! | 0:06:39 | 0:06:45 | |
Excuse me. Forgot where I was for a moment. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:49 | |
Remember, Miss Gobstop is listening. Your time | 0:06:49 | 0:06:53 | |
starts now. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:54 | |
Seems easy so far. | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
TEDDY: PHHHRPPPTTT! | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
This is a tough one. PHHHRRRPPPTTT! | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
But they are holding it together. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
PHHHRRPT! | 0:07:09 | 0:07:10 | |
This is a first. PPHHRRPPTTT! | 0:07:10 | 0:07:14 | |
PRRPPPT! SHE CHUCKLES | 0:07:18 | 0:07:19 | |
Little chuckle from Kira there. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
Still good. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:23 | |
PPRRRPPTT! TIMER RINGS | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
Spartacus! You naughty boy! | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
You hugged him too hard - you're squeezing out too many trumps. Oh! | 0:07:29 | 0:07:33 | |
I really caught that one right in the face. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
This team are doing well. What has Mr Gross got up his sleeve? | 0:07:36 | 0:07:40 | |
Ssh! Say... | 0:07:40 | 0:07:41 | |
..what? | 0:07:44 | 0:07:45 | |
Say what? Say what? | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
What? No, no, no. It's called, "say what". It's not an instruction. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:52 | |
You'll have to hold up speech bubbles for the chosen pupil to read | 0:07:52 | 0:07:56 | |
in silence for 30 seconds. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
Let's pick a gobstopper, Kira. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
Who could it be? Right, you picked yourself. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
Delightful. Ssh! | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
Are you ready? Yes! | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
There we go, that's better. Your time | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
starts now. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
No, Kira is like stone. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
Not even a smirk. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:24 | |
OK, next speech bubble. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
Nothing. Oh, no, a giggle. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
"My feet smell like baked beans" - nice! | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
OK, last one. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
Oh, that got her! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
TIMER RINGS | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
Good grief, boy! | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
Well, I finally got you. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
Do you know what? You are one of the quietest classes I've ever had. | 0:08:56 | 0:09:01 | |
Unfortunately, one of your team let you down. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:05 | |
I wonder who it was? | 0:09:05 | 0:09:06 | |
Yes, you, you insolent child! | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
You sniggered all the way through | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
those ridiculous speech bubbles. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
Get out of my class! | 0:09:14 | 0:09:15 | |
Dismissed! Ho ho ho! | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
Out you go. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:19 | |
Could have been a good start for this bunch | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
if Kira and Connor weren't in the class! Giggle, | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
giggle, giggle. At least Santa kept it shut. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
Your first lesson's out of the way. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
How do you think it went? OK. Yeah? | 0:09:31 | 0:09:35 | |
What did you do, Connor? I had a bowl of foam. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
I had to put it all over RJ's face | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
and put a hat on him to make him like Santa. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
I bet you hated that. Are you ready for the canteen - Nora and Britney? | 0:09:41 | 0:09:45 | |
ALL: Yes! Will you win the Golden Gobstopper? | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
Yes! Wicked! Off you go. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:48 | |
Through those doors. Good luck. See you in a bit. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
MISS GOBSTOP ON PA: Attention! Attention! Pupils are reminded | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
that this is the School of Silence. Not the school | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
of whispering to your mates in the cloakroom. Yes, you know who you are. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
With one class down, | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
it's time for some more silent training. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
Coo-ee! It's lunchtime! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:18 | |
Hello, my dears. How are you? | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
My name is Mrs Nora Nugget but you can call me Nora, dear. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
This is my assistant, Britney. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
ALL: Hi! | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
Well, we are going to be feeding you a number of delicious items | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
from our menu this afternoon. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
There is something I'd like to bring to your attention before we start. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
Can you see the "silence" sign on the back wall? ALL: Yes. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
If you see that flashing red at any point | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
it means you're making far too much noise | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
and it will have set off Miss Gobstop's Gobstop 2000, | 0:10:44 | 0:10:48 | |
which she pays very close attention to in her office. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
What tasty treat is first on the menu? | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
Doughnut dip. Right, now, | 0:10:53 | 0:10:57 | |
so the chosen teammate | 0:10:57 | 0:10:58 | |
will be trying to fish the doughnut out of the sugar. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:02 | |
All right? Right, then. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:03 | |
Let's find out who's going to be doing it. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:07 | |
Who'd like to pick? I think ladies first. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
Kira, Would you like to pick the first coloured gobstopper? | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
Who's it going to be? | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
Kira, you've picked yourself! | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
Isn't that marvellous? | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
Please remember this must be done, as I have said, in absolute silence. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:27 | |
So, your 30 seconds, Kira, my dear... | 0:11:27 | 0:11:31 | |
starts now. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
And she's off. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
Kira really needs to do well in this one | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
after her outbursts in the last class. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
A little chuckle but well controlled. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
Quiet as a mouse. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
Nibbling on a sticky doughnut. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:01 | |
Nearly there. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:02 | |
TIMER RINGS That's time, Kira, dear. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
Well done. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:07 | |
Complete silence. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
You're brilliant, aren't you? | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
What a fabulous class you are. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
Can they keep up the good work? | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
Feed... | 0:12:15 | 0:12:16 | |
a... | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
friend. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
KIRA: Oh, no. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:22 | |
All right? Now, in this game | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
you will each be given a very long spoon | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
and you will be feeding each other chocolate mousse. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
So you'll all... | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
I don't think we need gobstoppers, Britney, dear. They're all playing. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:36 | |
Thank you, Britney, dear. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:37 | |
Ssh! | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
Are you all ready? Yes? | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
Are you ready? Let me hear you say, "Yeah!" ALL: Yeah! Marvellous. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:46 | |
You have 30 silent seconds, my dears, | 0:12:46 | 0:12:50 | |
starting from now. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
Will they crack? | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
Big laugh there from Kira. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
Some definite sniggering going on. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
Yep, definitely some chuckles. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
They just can't seem to control the giggling. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
TIMER RINGS | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
That is time. What a mess! | 0:13:23 | 0:13:28 | |
And there was quite a lot of giggling, wasn't there? | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
For your silent training, you'll have to work harder than you did there. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:34 | |
Well, I wish you very, very good luck | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
this afternoon in Mrs Bunsen's science class and good luck | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
for your final exam. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:41 | |
Right, off you go, then, dears. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
Cheerio! | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
MISS GOBSTOP: Lunchtime. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
What a wonderful beginning and what a TERRIBLE end! | 0:13:48 | 0:13:51 | |
The Gobstop 2000 was going...bananas. What were they doing in there? | 0:13:51 | 0:13:56 | |
Get me Nora Nugget! | 0:13:58 | 0:13:59 | |
So, you've met dinner ladies Nora and Britney, how was that? | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
It was weird. Very. Yeah? | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
I think things fell apart in the feed a friend test, didn't they? | 0:14:06 | 0:14:10 | |
When I was feeding Lyndon my mouth was eating one side, | 0:14:10 | 0:14:14 | |
and I was like poking him in the mouth and in the head. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
Was it the idea to make RJ look like Fred Flintstone? | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
Is that what you were trying to do? Looking good! | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
You're off to science next with Miss Bunsen. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
It's all down to how silent you can be. It's just testing you | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
before your final exam when it all comes into play. Ready to go? Yes! | 0:14:28 | 0:14:32 | |
Science lesson, Mrs Bunsen. Good luck, off you go. See you in a bit. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
Thanks. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
MISS GOBSTOP ON PA: Attention! This is the School of Silence. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
A reminder that all pupils attending Colonel Kittens' Soldier Club | 0:14:44 | 0:14:49 | |
should march on tiptoes. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
It's time for more silent training | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
in the last class of the day before their final exam. Sssh! | 0:14:54 | 0:14:58 | |
Space! The final frontier. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
More specifically, the solar system, | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
which is a silent one. KNOCKING AT DOOR | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
Come in, children. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
Come in. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:10 | |
CHILDREN ROAR AND YELL | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
What a noise! | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
Come and sit down! You'll end up setting off the Gobstop 2000! | 0:15:15 | 0:15:20 | |
This science class is to be conducted in complete...silence. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:25 | |
Good. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:26 | |
What does Miss Bunsen have in store for the giggling team from Bristol? | 0:15:26 | 0:15:30 | |
Star... | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
suit. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
Star suit. One of you | 0:15:35 | 0:15:38 | |
will be getting dressed up in my special, patented suit. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:42 | |
That will represent the Sun and the others | 0:15:42 | 0:15:46 | |
will be throwing the planets to the Sun. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:50 | |
Hopefully, it will demonstrate the gravity within our universe. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:55 | |
Let's see who's going to be doing it. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
Here we go. Let Santa pick. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
Here we go. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
Oh! Oh... Oh! | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
It's your buddy, Kira. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
Now, this experiment is to be... KIRA GIGGLES | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
Zip it! | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
Is to be conducted | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
in complete and utter silence. Yes. Let's get started. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:19 | |
Your silent time starts... | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
now! | 0:16:23 | 0:16:24 | |
Good start. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
Oh... | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
big outburst there. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:30 | |
BOYS CHATTER | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
Have they forgotten the rules? | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
Oh! | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
Oh, no! | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
Good aim, | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
but they are definitely | 0:16:43 | 0:16:44 | |
finding it a challenge to keep quiet. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
BOYS GIGGLE | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
They're getting worse! | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
And time... TIMER RINGS | 0:16:53 | 0:16:54 | |
Time! Oh! | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
Very good, the experiment, that is. But there was far too much giggling | 0:16:57 | 0:17:01 | |
and talking all the way through it! | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
My goodness! | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
You seem to be getting worse! | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
Not better. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:09 | |
Oh dear. This is not how it's supposed to work. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
Rain... | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
CHILDREN GIGGLE | 0:17:14 | 0:17:15 | |
Zip it! | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
Thank you. ..catcher. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
CHILDREN SNORT AND SNIGGER | 0:17:20 | 0:17:21 | |
Rain catcher. What you have to do | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
is one of you will be up here | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
with boxing gloves on and you will have to catch the raindrops | 0:17:27 | 0:17:33 | |
thrown by somebody else. How exciting! Now, | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
who is going to be the one catching the raindrops? | 0:17:36 | 0:17:40 | |
Connor, why don't you pick? There we go. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:44 | |
Yes. Oooh! | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
Unlucky, Connor, it's you. Hoo-hoo-hoo! | 0:17:46 | 0:17:50 | |
Here we go. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
Lyndon, we don't have very long. You have to throw these raindrops | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
and you, Connor, have to catch them. Ready? | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
Your silence... | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
starts...now! | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
Good catch and very silent. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:07 | |
Oh, a chuckle from Kira. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
And again. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
Connor's doing well. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
Lyndon's getting through those raindrops quickly. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
And it's all over. TIMER BUZZES | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
That's it! | 0:18:26 | 0:18:27 | |
So much giggling! | 0:18:27 | 0:18:31 | |
I thought my eardrums'd burst, honestly! | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
You're going to have to pull your socks up | 0:18:33 | 0:18:37 | |
if you want to pass Colonel Kittens' final exam. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
Do you think you'll actually get your Golden Gobstopper at the end? | 0:18:40 | 0:18:44 | |
ALL: Yeah. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
Do you? Yeah. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
You'll have to be quieter than that because Colonel Kittens | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
just won't put up with it, he really won't. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
Well, that's the end of my class. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
Off you go then. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:58 | |
Yeah, I know. I couldn't stop laughing with that pink hair. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
MISS GOBSTOP: As Miss Bunsen | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
continually says, "Science in silence." | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
What a shame that didn't get through | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
to Connor and Lyndon! A terrible racket! | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
That was Miss Bunsen and science. How did it go? | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
Good. How do you think you did? | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
Getting better at staying silent? Yeah. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
From Mr Gross's class, you were quite quiet in there. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
And then with Nora and Britney, you got a little bit louder, | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
a little bit noisier. But Mr Gross is scary. He is a bit scary. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:32 | |
Is that why you were so quiet in his class? | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
What's going to happen in your next exam? It's your final exam | 0:19:35 | 0:19:39 | |
and you must as quiet as you can to pass. We'll do it. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
Going to do it? No... | 0:19:41 | 0:19:45 | |
If anyone's going to do it, we'll do it. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
You are going to meet to Colonel Kittens for your final exam. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
Come on. Are you going to win the Golden Gobstopper? ALL: Yes! | 0:19:50 | 0:19:54 | |
Best of luck. He's waiting for you out there. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
Silence is the key. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
MISS GOBSTOP ON PA: Attention. Attention. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
This is the School of Silence. Pupils are reminded that in future, | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
the menu item bubble and squeak will now simply be known as bubble. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:10 | |
They've had their three classes and now it's time for their final exam. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:16 | |
Colonel Kittens will really put them to the test. To graduate | 0:20:16 | 0:20:20 | |
and win the Golden Gobstopper, they must keep THAT shut. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
If they set off the Gobstop 2000 three times, they will be EXPELLED! | 0:20:23 | 0:20:28 | |
Their silent training | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
has all been building up to this - | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
their final exam | 0:20:32 | 0:20:33 | |
with Colonel Kittens. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:34 | |
Right, you noisy little nitwits, | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
I'm Colonel Kittens and it's my job to make you crack. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:42 | |
This is your final exam. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
If you set off the Gobstop 2000 three times, you will be expelled. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:51 | |
If you manage to keep quiet and make less than three noises, | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
you will pass and graduate, | 0:20:54 | 0:20:58 | |
winning the Golden Gobstopper. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:02 | |
How does that sound? | 0:21:02 | 0:21:03 | |
ALL: Amazing! Right. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
Behind me are the instruments of your downfall. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
Believe you me, all of these will be coming your way, | 0:21:09 | 0:21:13 | |
during which you must try not to squeal, scream, | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
laugh, cry, shout or discuss | 0:21:16 | 0:21:20 | |
the horrible things that are occurring to you with each other. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
Do you think you can do it? ALL: Yes, sir! | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
Yes, Colonel! Yes, Colonel! Good. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:30 | |
I don't think you can. So let's find out who's right, shall we? | 0:21:30 | 0:21:34 | |
Are you ready to suffer in silence? Yes, Colonel! | 0:21:34 | 0:21:39 | |
I don't think so. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
Let's find out. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
Your time starts...NOW! | 0:21:43 | 0:21:47 | |
He's going for the old favourite - the tickling stick. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:52 | |
Will it get them? | 0:21:54 | 0:21:55 | |
No, they are staying strong. Good start. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:08 | |
Here comes the orange splat. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
It's warm. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
Oh. A bit of talking there. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
Who gets the leftovers, do we think? | 0:22:22 | 0:22:26 | |
Who's the most vulnerable? Lyndon? | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
Looking for signs. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
Nothing. Good. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
Colonel's going to have to step it up. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
A jug of yellow goo, just for you. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
Silly string. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
Like an avalanche on Connor's head, but still nothing. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
How about some gunge trifle? | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
It's a double whammy, | 0:22:57 | 0:22:58 | |
Kira and RJ. Still not a sound, though. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
The girly feathers. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:04 | |
Oh. Was that a snigger? | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
TIMER RINGS Oh, time up. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
Right, time up! | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
How do you think you did? Amazing. Good. Pretty good? | 0:23:21 | 0:23:25 | |
Yeah. Can't see, though. Sorry? Can't see. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
You can't see, though. Well, you can't have everything, can you, boy? | 0:23:27 | 0:23:32 | |
Do you know, I don't think that was half bad. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
But did you set off the Gobstop 2000? | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
Did you do it once, twice or even three times? | 0:23:37 | 0:23:43 | |
What do you reckon, Lyndon? | 0:23:43 | 0:23:46 | |
Once. Once? | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
I think I've had just about enough of you. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
I'm sick of the sight of ya. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
Get out of my gym! | 0:23:53 | 0:23:57 | |
You still here, boy? | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
So that's the final exam over and done with. Is it what you expected? | 0:24:01 | 0:24:05 | |
No. No! For exams at school, | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
do you have a pen and paper? Yeah. Well, not at the School of Silence, | 0:24:07 | 0:24:10 | |
you have gunge and rubber chickens. How do you think you did? | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
Good. Good. Are you going to graduate? | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
Yeah. Yeah. Would you like to find out? Yeah. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
OK, Miss Gobstop's waiting for you, off you go. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:22 | |
They look nervous, and they should be. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
It's time to find out how they did in their final exam. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:33 | |
You've been sent here... | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
because you're all far too noisy. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
And I've put you through silent training today. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
How do you think you did? Amazing. Good? | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
Well, let's take a look at your report, shall we? RJ... | 0:25:01 | 0:25:06 | |
or should I say, Santa Claus? | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
Nice beard. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:10 | |
Quite silent, I was impressed. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
You seem to like beards. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
You had a chocolate one in the canteen too. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
Connor. A bit of a giggler. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
But you managed to control yourself, well done. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
Lyndon. Look into my eyes, Lyndon. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:39 | |
Could do better, a lot of laughing. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:43 | |
We pick it all up on the Gobstop 2000, you know? | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
Oh! | 0:25:50 | 0:25:51 | |
Kira, the only girl. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:55 | |
You did quite well at first. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
Started to crack in Mr Gross's class, didn't you? | 0:25:57 | 0:26:01 | |
..Yes. I hear it all. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:05 | |
And steadily got worse. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
PHHHRRRPPPTTT! PPRRRPPPT! | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
Oh, no! | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
So how did you do in your final exam? | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
Good. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:18 | |
Did you fail, | 0:26:18 | 0:26:19 | |
or can I graduate you? | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
Graduate? | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
Graduate? | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
I can reveal, | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
unfortunately, | 0:26:27 | 0:26:29 | |
for some, fortunately for others, you graduated. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:33 | |
Oh, the silent cheer. It's like music to my ears. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:38 | |
And I can now present you... | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
..with the Golden Gobstopper. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:48 | |
Isn't it pretty? | 0:26:48 | 0:26:49 | |
Yes. And so very silent. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
No, not a peep. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
RJ, it's nearly the same size as you, be careful. | 0:26:57 | 0:26:59 | |
So, get out, spread the silence. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:05 | |
(Don't say a word. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
(Tiptoes.) | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
Goodbye, children. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:14 | |
Goodbye. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:16 | |
See you in a bit. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
Shut the door. CHILDREN SHOUT: YES! YES! | 0:27:18 | 0:27:22 | |
Barney, go out there and tell them to be quiet. OK. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
Miss Gobstop says you can make lots of noise. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:30 | |
Barney! CHILDREN: Yes! | 0:27:30 | 0:27:34 | |
Quick, run! I said, "Be quiet!" | 0:27:34 | 0:27:39 | |
E-mail [email protected] | 0:27:39 | 0:27:42 |