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Welcome to the School Of Silence. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
This is where the noisiest children | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
are sent to prove they can keep quiet. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
We are about to meet four new arrivals, | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
but can they keep quiet for just one day? | 0:00:12 | 0:00:16 | |
I doubt it. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
Shh. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
Shh. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
Here's how the day works - | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
the new pupils have three challenging classes to prove they can be silent. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:54 | |
Followed by the final exam which will determine | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
whether they graduate or are expelled. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
If I think the pupils managed to stay quiet enough to pass a class... | 0:01:00 | 0:01:04 | |
..they will bank a prize from my confiscation cupboard. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
If I think they are being too noisy... | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
SCREAMING | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
..They will get nothing and I will know about it thanks to this device, | 0:01:19 | 0:01:24 | |
the Gobstop 3000. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
The very latest in noise monitoring technology. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
If they pass the final exam, they will take all the prizes they have | 0:01:30 | 0:01:34 | |
banked and receive the ultimate reward, the Golden Gobstopper. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:41 | |
However, if they fail to keep that shut, I will have no choice | 0:01:41 | 0:01:46 | |
but to expel them and they will go home with absolutely nothing. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:50 | |
This loud Leeds lot are having their noise levels | 0:01:50 | 0:01:54 | |
monitored by headteacher Miss Gobstop and form tutor Mr Gross. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
If this demonstration is anything to go by, | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
this is going to be one noisy day. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:04 | |
You, step forward! | 0:02:04 | 0:02:05 | |
-Name? -ADAM! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
Adam loves martial arts and the roar of the crowd at football matches. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
He says he is most proud of the time he burped so loudly, it echoed. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:17 | |
Hmm, nice. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
-You, step forward. Name? -SALMAN! | 0:02:19 | 0:02:23 | |
Keen golfer Salman wants to be a teacher when he's older | 0:02:23 | 0:02:27 | |
and loves playing his recorder really loudly. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
Will his performance today hit the right note? | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
You, step forward. Name? | 0:02:33 | 0:02:34 | |
PARIS-MARIE! | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
Paris-Marie wants to be a builder when she's older, | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
but can she build a foundation of silence today | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
and keep Miss Gobstop from barking at her? | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
You, step forward. Name? | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
UPINDER! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
Upinder loves singing and dancing. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
The noise he hates most in the whole world is snoring. | 0:02:55 | 0:03:00 | |
No chance of any shut-eye with this noisy lot. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
Get them out. Get out! | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
Time for classes to begin. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
First lesson of the day is general studies with Mr Gross. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
Mr Gross loves nothing more than complete and utter silence. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:18 | |
Well, that and biting his own toenails. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Passing his class today will be no mean feat. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
Ah, a gooey egg sandwich, Mr Gross's favourite. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
Come in! | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
Sit down. Shut the door, please, Adam. Quietly! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:41 | |
Bogey surprise. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:45 | |
That looks nice. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:46 | |
I've got a bit on my face, haven't I? | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
ALL: Yeah. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
-It's an improvement. -All gone? | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
ALL: Yeah. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
Good. I am your general studies teacher Mr Gross. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
You are here to prove you can be silent | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
because you're the noisiest kids around, aren't you? | 0:04:02 | 0:04:08 | |
That's right! | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
Exactly. I, personally, don't think you can do it. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
What do you think, Adam? | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
-I'll prove you wrong. -I like your spirit. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:18 | |
Upinder, what do you think? | 0:04:18 | 0:04:19 | |
We are going to win, bogey brain. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
You had to insult me as well as answer the question, didn't you? | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
It turns out that Miss Gobstop is listening on these fluffy | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
little microphones to any sound that you might be making | 0:04:29 | 0:04:33 | |
and she will know if you are being noisy. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
It's time for your first silence test. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
Your first silence test. In these lockers are six pairs. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:49 | |
It is your job to find the pairs and do it quietly. Clear? | 0:04:49 | 0:04:56 | |
Your silence test starts... | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
now! | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
Finding matching objects in these shocking lockers, | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
but can they do it quietly? | 0:05:08 | 0:05:09 | |
They will have to be on their best silent behaviour | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
if they want to bank a prize here. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
First up is Upinder. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
HORNS BLARE | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
It's the party locker | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
and what party would be complete without spray string? | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
Upinder managed to keep quiet | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
despite the surprise party face being sprung on him. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:36 | |
Can Upinder find another party in another locker? | 0:05:40 | 0:05:45 | |
Snow. It's blizzard time. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:49 | |
Upinder left out in the cold there with that choice. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:53 | |
Next up is music man Salman. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
What delights do the lockers have in store for him? | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
A sandwich squirting red sauce and mustard, not exactly a tasty treat. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:08 | |
Great silent work though, Salman. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
Can he find another silent squirting sandwich? | 0:06:14 | 0:06:18 | |
He can. Another squirting sandwich and that is a pair. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
Paris-Marie is happy and she knows it, but she mustn't clap her hands. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:27 | |
Miss Gobstop looks unhappy. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
It's Paris-Marie's turn next. Can she find a pair? | 0:06:29 | 0:06:34 | |
She's gone for the party locker again. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
Paris may be getting her party face on there | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
whether she likes it or not. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
Amazing silent work. Where was that other party locker? | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
It's a cheeky monkey locker and it's got Paris-Marie giggling. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:53 | |
I doubt Miss Gobstop's seeing the funny side. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:07:00 | 0:07:01 | |
The last to have a go is Adam. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
A clown face wash. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
It's amazing what you can find in an old school locker. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
No clowning around from Adam. Stealth-like silence. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
Can Adam finish the game by finding the other clown to make a pair? | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
No. Cheeky monkey strikes again. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:24 | |
No amount of monkey business can break Adam's steely silence. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:31 | |
Your silence test is over. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:35 | |
CHEERING | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
Shh! How do you think you did? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
Better than you can! | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
It's not me trying to prove they can pass the School of Silence. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:49 | |
You made quite a mess, but did you pass the class? | 0:07:49 | 0:07:53 | |
Only one person can tell us if you passed or if you failed, | 0:07:53 | 0:08:00 | |
our illustrious headmistress Miss Gobstop. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
Attention! Attention! This is Miss Gobstop. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:08 | |
Paris-Marie, a little tip. Watch your giggles. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:14 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
Were they loud enough to set off my Gobstop 3000? | 0:08:18 | 0:08:23 | |
Will Paris-Marie's giggles have cost the team a prize? | 0:08:23 | 0:08:27 | |
Passed. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
CHEERING | 0:08:31 | 0:08:35 | |
You may well be pleased with yourself. I'm more pleased | 0:08:35 | 0:08:39 | |
because I'm never going to see you again. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
Get out of my class. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
CHEERING | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
Quietly! Quietly! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
I think I was the one who got most gunged. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
Miss Gobstop said that Paris had to watch her giggles | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
but I think we did all right. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
As a group, we passed it together and that's the great thing. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:03 | |
CHEERING | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
'Attention! Attention! This is the School of... | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
'Excuse me one moment.' | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
SPLASHING | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
'Oh, dear, it's going everywhere. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
'That's a relief.' | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
The swimming pool is closed for repairs. Thank you. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:25 | |
It's time for our students' second class. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
Geography with Miss Adventure. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
Miss Adventure talks to the animals. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
They have no idea what she's saying, but that doesn't stop her. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
Can she talk this lot into keeping quiet in class? | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
You're the best teacher in the School of Silence. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
I know. You mustn't say that. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
Come in, young explorers. Take a seat. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
That's very noisy already. Sit down. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
Sit down. Welcome. I am Miss Adventure. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:03 | |
Geography teacher. Welcome to my classroom. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:07 | |
I understand you passed Mr Gross's class. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
ALL: Yes. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Do you think you will pass my silence test? | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
ALL: Yes! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
What's your tactic? | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
We will get our pinkie finger on our lips and turn | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
to the person who is making the noise and look at them like this. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:26 | |
Like this? | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
Yeah. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
Very good. Let's take my silence test outside. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
Every explorer needs to be surefooted and we're going to see | 0:10:36 | 0:10:40 | |
whether you are. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:41 | |
And if you're also very quiet. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
With the aid of my brother and sister, | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
you have to make your way across my swamp. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
You must do it as quickly and quietly as possible. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
It will make you dizzy. You must cross this line. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
If you step off the line, you will hear the noises of the jungle. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:57 | |
Elephant roars. Terrifying, isn't it, | 0:10:57 | 0:11:01 | |
Paris-Marie? Adam, do you think you will pass it? | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
-It's easy. -Easy?! My word! | 0:11:04 | 0:11:08 | |
-Upinder? -Easy as eating pie. -I had pie for lunch. It was lovely. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:14 | |
It was a lemon pie and I put on it some chocolate, | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
some jammy roll and some ice cream. I'm on a diet. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:21 | |
We're going to start the silence test. Positions, everybody. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
To make it extra tricky, Miss Adventure's brother will spin | 0:11:26 | 0:11:30 | |
the pupils round before sending them through the swamp. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
First up is Adam. Paris-Marie is already giggling | 0:11:33 | 0:11:37 | |
and Salman doing his best to shush her. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:41 | |
All eyes on Adam. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:42 | |
He has weaved wonkily through the undergrowth, | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
but Adam managed to maintain his spotless silent record. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
Next up is little Miss Giggles Paris-Marie. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
Absolutely astounding effort there. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
Remarkable focus on silently sticking to the swamp path. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:07 | |
Even with the crocodile at her back. Amazing. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
Salman is up. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:11 | |
And Salman is down. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
His team-mates are trying hard not to crack up, | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
but the jungle is going ape. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
It looks like the Gobstop 3000 has not registered the sniggers. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:26 | |
They might just end this escapade with the banked prize. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
Last up is Upinder. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:33 | |
Woopsie, he's down. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
And he's up. Paris-Marie is losing it. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:41 | |
A truly adventurous effort there for everyone. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
Have they done enough to bank their second prize? | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
Your silence test is over. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:55 | |
CHEERING | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
Salman, how do you think you did? | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
I think we did exceptionally well. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
It's not up to me. It's up to Miss Gobstop. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:05 | |
Attention! Attention! This is Miss Gobstop. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:10 | |
'I know you're a bunch of cheeky monkeys, | 0:13:10 | 0:13:14 | |
'but it sounded like the entire zoo was outside my office. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
'Your giggles are being picked up, Paris-Marie. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:22 | |
'Poor Adam. He was trying to shush you. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
'You should remember to do it quietly.' | 0:13:28 | 0:13:32 | |
Class... | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
Where they silent enough in Miss Adventure's swamp? | 0:13:36 | 0:13:40 | |
..Passed. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
CHEERING | 0:13:42 | 0:13:43 | |
I don't believe it. I've had enough. Get out. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
No, actually, we are out. We'll get out. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:51 | |
CHEERING | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
The two loudmouths in this one were Paris and Adam. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:03 | |
-Me and Salman fell over. -I've been mentioned twice. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
Although we fell over 1 million times, | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
-me and Salman, we still passed it. -We were proper good though. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
The tactics of the next class, we will try to do that. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:17 | |
My technique! | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
-My technique. -It's mine. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
A proper good technique. Meanwhile, in the school's hamster cage. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
Would you believe it? I discovered Eldorado, the lost city of gold. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:33 | |
Have you heard this one? Knock-knock. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
Knock-knock! | 0:14:38 | 0:14:39 | |
They must have gone out. Bang! | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
They must have gone out. Where you going now? | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
It's time for class three with Mr Prance. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
He's spent years keeping audiences utterly silent. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
Can our pupils keep quiet, too and bank another prize? | 0:14:54 | 0:15:00 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
Come in. Come in. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
THEY SING | 0:15:04 | 0:15:05 | |
Wonderful. Sit down, sit down. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
I am Mr Prance, your performance arts teacher. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
I'll be testing you to prove you cannot remain quiet. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:17 | |
You have had two classes so far, haven't you? | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
ALL: Yes. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:20 | |
-How have you done? -We passed. -Both? | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
Really? What do you think the chances are of you passing my class? | 0:15:22 | 0:15:27 | |
100% out of 100%. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:28 | |
Excuse me, I think you'll find I am the Prancinator | 0:15:28 | 0:15:33 | |
and no-one will be able to get the better of me. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:40 | |
Your silence test is about to begin. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:44 | |
This test is all about remaining still and silent. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:49 | |
This is a staring competition with my assistant issuing | 0:15:49 | 0:15:54 | |
a cold-water punishment for blinking. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
As ever, Miss Gobstop will be listening | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
for any noises as we find the master of face control. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:04 | |
Remember, blink and you'll get it. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
In this silent test, | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
the pupils must stare without blinking. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
The first to blink will have water poured down their backs. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:15 | |
Let's stare off. First up, Paris-Marie and Upinder. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:19 | |
Silence test has begun. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
Stare! | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
Upinder trying to force a blink with the classic tongue waggle. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
Paris-Marie is right back at him with a vicious tongue poke. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
And he has blinked. Put the water in the pipe. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:37 | |
Astonishing. Let's see it again. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
An awesome eye volley, and laser-like tongue poke | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
and Upinder blinks out. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:44 | |
Great silent skills in the face of the cold stream. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:50 | |
But there's sniggering on the sidelines. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
It's always funnier when someone else's trousers are getting wet. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:58 | |
Next up is Salman and Adam. Can they keep their eyes on the prize? | 0:16:59 | 0:17:04 | |
In 3, 2, 1, stare! | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
Oh, an eyebrow twitch forces an immediate blink and it is pipe time. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:16 | |
Look at that, a subtle brow raise and utter havoc. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
That is sheer class. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
A slight wheeze but heroic composure from Salman. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:29 | |
Barely contained chuckling on the sidelines from Upinder | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
and Paris-Marie. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
Adam's magnificent technique books his ticket | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
to an eye watering final stare-off. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
Here we go, get ready for all out eye-to-eye combat. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:45 | |
3, 2, 1, stare! | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
This is furious action from the off. Those eyes are burning. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:54 | |
Oh, Adam has blinked. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
He couldn't take the stare and he pays the price. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
Look again and take note. Paris-Marie has eyes of fire. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:05 | |
Adam has a back of pure steel. Not a peep. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:10 | |
A truly legendary stare-off. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
Is it enough to bank the third prize of the day? | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
We have a winner. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:16 | |
Well, you will be pleased to know that it is the end | 0:18:16 | 0:18:21 | |
of my silence test. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:22 | |
Myself and Nursie were amazing. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
You, however, leave a lot to be desired. It is not for me to decide. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:30 | |
Miss Gobstop has been listening | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
and she will tell you how you have done. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
Attention! Attention! | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
This is Miss Gobstop. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
Paris-Marie, your frozen stare was a silent champion. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:44 | |
Class... | 0:18:47 | 0:18:51 | |
Could this be the third prize bank today? | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
..Passed. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:55 | |
CHEERING | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
What?! No! No! | 0:18:57 | 0:19:02 | |
-In your face. -In my face? | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
Will the new pupils please report to my office immediately? | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
Yes, get out of my class. Bye-bye. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:12 | |
After that performance, the pupils are off to see Miss Gobstop | 0:19:12 | 0:19:16 | |
to get their reports before the final exam. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
Enter! | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
Quickly. Shut the door. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:27 | |
You were sent here because you're too noisy | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
and we put you through silent tests. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
Shall we look at your report and see how you've done? | 0:19:32 | 0:19:36 | |
ALL: Yes. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
Salman, quite the model pupil, aren't we? | 0:19:38 | 0:19:42 | |
Silent during your tests. Impressive. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
Paris-Marie, you started the day as a giggly little girl, | 0:19:47 | 0:19:54 | |
but you tried very hard in Mr Prance's class. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
A winning stare. Adam. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:01 | |
You have been trying hard to shush your team-mates, haven't you? | 0:20:01 | 0:20:06 | |
Unfortunately, that makes a noise. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:11 | |
Upinder, there might be a little chit-chat outside the tests, | 0:20:12 | 0:20:16 | |
but you know when to keep it shut and that is what counts. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:20 | |
Of the three classes you have taken, you have passed three. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
That means you have banked three prizes. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
Yes! | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
Very good. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
Before you can take home these prizes, | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
you have to pass the final exam in the science lab. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:43 | |
If you manage to keep silent, | 0:20:43 | 0:20:44 | |
not only will you take home your prizes, but you will also | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
receive the ultimate reward, the Golden Gobstopper. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:52 | |
But if you make three noises or more, you will fail and be expelled | 0:20:52 | 0:21:00 | |
and receive absolutely nothing. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:05 | |
-How do you think you will do? -Pass. -Pass. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:09 | |
-How are you going to pass? -With a little finger. -Put it on our mouths. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:13 | |
Very good. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:17 | |
Off to the science lab. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
It's crunch time. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:26 | |
The final exam with the Professor. His weird and wonderful | 0:21:26 | 0:21:29 | |
inventions are legendary in the history of noise mongering. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:33 | |
Can he knock this Leeds lot of the top spot? | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
The Professor will stop at nothing to prevent them from graduating. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:40 | |
Ah, guten tag, my little babble bears | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
and welcome to your final examination here in the laboratory. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:50 | |
I am the Professor and my assistant Herr Helmut. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
Helmut? | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
Now you have science cooties. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
Don't do that again. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
What will happen today in your final examination is I will pit | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
you against the power of the laboratory and my latest experiments. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:09 | |
But if you make three bad noises, you will be expelled. Ha! | 0:22:09 | 0:22:13 | |
Taste the failure rainbow. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
If you manage to make with the silence, you will graduate. Ha! | 0:22:15 | 0:22:20 | |
And you will win the elusive Golden Gobstopper. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:24 | |
But this will not happen. According to Fraulein Gobstop, | 0:22:24 | 0:22:28 | |
you are noisier than penguins and raccoons fighting in a bin. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
Are you ready? | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
ALL: Yes. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
Are you're ready to punch the unicorn of silence? | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
We will begin in drei, zwei, eins. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:42 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
Notorious giggler Paris-Marie is up first. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
This is a time-freezing machine. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
It will freeze everyone in time apart from me and you. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
Are you ready? Activate! | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
Ac... Activate! | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
The machine is not working. Why is it not working? You have broken it. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:09 | |
The machine is not... | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
It took all her concentration, but she did it. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
Stony silence in the face of the professor's slightly wonky | 0:23:18 | 0:23:22 | |
time-freeze machine. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
Why are you covered? | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
I'm watching you. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
Upinder is next. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
Something very special for you, I think. This is my magnetic pie. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:35 | |
It is filled with all kinds of special ingredients. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:40 | |
Giraffe snot and tiger cubes and penguin doodoo. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:47 | |
All types of things, pigeon juice and weasel milk. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:51 | |
It's also got robot dandruff all over it to make it magnetic. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:55 | |
When I activate the machine, | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
it goes towards the child that will make the most noise. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:02 | |
PARIS-MARIE GIGGLES | 0:24:07 | 0:24:08 | |
Oh, splat! And Paris-Marie with that giggle has broken the silence. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:13 | |
Could that be strike one on the Gobstop 3000? | 0:24:13 | 0:24:16 | |
There you go, much better. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:20 | |
What do we have next? | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
What is next for Salman? | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
This is my singing chicken. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:28 | |
I've raised it since it was a puppy. It dances, it sings... What is that? | 0:24:28 | 0:24:34 | |
You're not feeling well? | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
You were eating weasel flakes all night? What is wrong with you?! | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
You can't be sick in the laboratory! | 0:24:39 | 0:24:43 | |
No, no! | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
Salman wrestling with the quiet in the face of one sick chicken. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:52 | |
Do you feel better? Yes. Good. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:56 | |
Adam the silence ninja is up next. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:59 | |
You're in luck. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
My latest invention, it is my long-distance hairdressing kit. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:06 | |
From 6 billion miles away, I could give you any haircut in the world. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:10 | |
-I tried it on myself. -You did not. You wear a wig. -You be quiet! | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
I can give you a shampoo and rinse. Go! | 0:25:13 | 0:25:17 | |
Oh, lovely rinse there. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
Not sure what happened to the shampoo though. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
-Adam keeping quiet. -I am so sorry. It was only meant... Don't worry. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:29 | |
I have a special machine here to clean you up. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
Um, go! | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
An absolute torrent. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
The professor is determined to beat them, | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
but this team are made of strong silent stuff. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:45 | |
How did you get snow? | 0:25:45 | 0:25:46 | |
Four seasons in one day for Paris-Marie there. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:50 | |
But the feather shower is proving too funny. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
I think we're out of gunge. It's empty. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
Let me check. | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
I bet Upinder is so glad the professor double checked. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:06 | |
That is it. The time is up. Your final test is over. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:10 | |
CHEERING | 0:26:10 | 0:26:13 | |
It sounded like glorious silent work from the Leeds legends there, | 0:26:13 | 0:26:17 | |
but have they done enough to graduate? | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
Spit it out! | 0:26:21 | 0:26:22 | |
OK, my little pandemonium pigeons. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
How do you think you did in your final examination? | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
-Fine. -Pass. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
I don't know. I heard lots of squirming, giggling. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
If it were up to me and Herr Helmut, you would fail. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
It is not up to me. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:37 | |
It is up to the beautiful Fraulein Gobstop to see if you have won. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:41 | |
How did my guinea pigs do? | 0:26:44 | 0:26:48 | |
That was your final exam. I was listening intently. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:54 | |
How do you think you did, Paris-Marie? | 0:26:54 | 0:26:57 | |
Good. | 0:26:57 | 0:26:58 | |
-Upinder? -Perfect. -Perfect? | 0:26:58 | 0:27:02 | |
Well, I shall be the judge of that. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:06 | |
You have... | 0:27:06 | 0:27:09 | |
..Graduated! | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
CHEERING | 0:27:18 | 0:27:19 | |
Let's see how the pupils achieved this pitch-perfect pass. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:23 | |
Just one pie-force giggle from Paris-Marie lit up | 0:27:23 | 0:27:27 | |
the Gobstop 3000 in a superb display of silence. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:30 | |
They win all three prizes and the Golden Gobstopper. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:33 | |
It gives me great pleasure to hand over the Golden Gobstopper. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:39 | |
Paris-Marie, will you take that for your team? | 0:27:39 | 0:27:43 | |
Now spread the silence and get out of my school. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:49 | |
Go! | 0:27:49 | 0:27:51 | |
I've never been more horrified in all my life. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
CHEERING | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 | |
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