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Welcome to the School of Silence, where the noisiest children | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
are sent to prove they CAN keep quiet. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
Eurgh! | 0:00:07 | 0:00:08 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
We're about to meet four new arrivals, | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
but can they keep quiet for just one day? | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
Ho-ho, I doubt it! | 0:00:16 | 0:00:17 | |
DOOR BANGS | 0:00:18 | 0:00:19 | |
Ssh! | 0:00:19 | 0:00:20 | |
Ssh! | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
BELL RINGS, CHILDREN SCREAM | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
Here's how the day works... | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
The new pupils have three challenging classes | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
to prove they can be silent, followed by the crucial Final Exam, | 0:00:52 | 0:00:56 | |
which will determine whether they graduate, or will be expelled. | 0:00:56 | 0:01:00 | |
If I think the pupils manage to stay quiet enough to pass a class... | 0:01:00 | 0:01:04 | |
..then they will bank a prize from my confiscation cupboard. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
But if I think they are being too noisy... | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
SHE YELLS | 0:01:15 | 0:01:16 | |
-Eurgh! -HE LAUGHS | 0:01:16 | 0:01:17 | |
Agh! | 0:01:17 | 0:01:18 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:01:18 | 0:01:19 | |
..they will get nothing. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
And I WILL know about it, thanks to this device - | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
the Gobstop 3000, the very latest in noise-monitoring technology. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:30 | |
If they pass the Final Exam, | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
they will take all the prizes they have banked | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
and receive the ultimate reward - the Golden Gobstopper. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:40 | |
However, if they fail to keep that shut, | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
I will have no choice but to expel them, | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
and they will go home with absolutely nothing. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
These mouthy munchkins are from Manchester, and are having | 0:01:50 | 0:01:54 | |
their noise levels monitored by our head teacher Miss Gobstop, | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
and their new form tutor Mr Gross. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
You, step forward! | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
-Name? -IMAN! | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
Iman claims she once screamed so loudly that her friend got a fright | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
and fell into a swimming pool. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
Apparently, her friend was five miles away! Now, that's loud! | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
-You, name? -MOLLY! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
If Molly could only make one sound all day, it would be armpit pumps. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:21 | |
What a very strange day that would be! | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
Thank goodness she can't! | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
You, step forward. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
-Name? -SAFFI! | 0:02:27 | 0:02:31 | |
Saffi says the loudest noise she's ever made is a high-pitched squeal. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:35 | |
I think she may have just broken her record. What a racket! | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
-You, name? -Nour! | 0:02:38 | 0:02:42 | |
Nattering Nour reckons the funniest noise she's heard | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
is her sister singing. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:45 | |
Maybe she should listen to herself! | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
-Shall we get rid of them? -Yes. Out! -OK. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
Get out! | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
Enough! | 0:02:53 | 0:02:54 | |
THEY YELL | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
It's time for their first class - General Studies with Mr Gross. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:04 | |
This rotten teacher can really kick up a stink | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
if he doesn't get what he wants. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
Silence! | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
Oh, Mr Gross! Now, wash your hands. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:15 | |
Come in. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:16 | |
THEY YELL | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
Quietly. Quietly, please! | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
Sit down. Sit down, sit down. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
What's your name - Mr Stink A Lot? | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Mr Stink A Lot retired several years ago. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
-I don't know why you're expecting him. -Or is he you? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:35 | |
Mr Gross. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:36 | |
-ALL: -Eurgh! | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
You're so noisy your whole lives, and now you've been brought to | 0:03:38 | 0:03:43 | |
the School of Silence to prove that you, you, | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
you and you can be quiet. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
We've got an on and off switch. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
-We can be quiet and loud whenever we want. -Well, then, try "off". | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
It might do you some good. Remember, you know who's listening | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
on your fluffy microphones the whole time - | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
our glorious headmistress Miss Fluna Gobstop. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:04 | |
She's listening and she'll be the judge of you. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
Do you think you can be quiet? | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
-ALL: -No! | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
-Unless when we want to be. -OK. Well, let's find out. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:15 | |
It's time for your first silence test, | 0:04:15 | 0:04:19 | |
on the subject of Media Studies. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:24 | |
So, what I'm going to do is show you a selection of celebrities. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:29 | |
Each celebrity will do a trump - a bottom burp. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:35 | |
You must tell me, quite simply, | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
if the next celebrity in line is going to do a shorter | 0:04:37 | 0:04:41 | |
or a longer bottom burp. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
And if you get it wrong, there is the little punishment... | 0:04:44 | 0:04:49 | |
of the guff jar. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
And I tell you what - in here are some really choice trumps. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:56 | |
Your silent test begins...now. | 0:04:56 | 0:05:00 | |
So, guessing the length of celebrity trumps in absolute silence. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:04 | |
Who's up first? | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
It's Jessie J. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
PARP! | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
Molly nearly cracked there, but managed to hold it in. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
Who's competing with Jessie J's bottom burp? | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
It's Daniel Radcliffe. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Molly's clearly a fan, and cheers in complete silence. Nice work! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:28 | |
Can she keep quiet when she hears a Potter pump? | 0:05:28 | 0:05:32 | |
So...is it going to be | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
shorter or longer? | 0:05:34 | 0:05:38 | |
Nour thinks that the Potter pump will be shorter. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
LONG TRUMP | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
Expelliarmus! Nour's wrong - it was longer. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:54 | |
Will Nour remain silent when she gets a lungful of the guff jar? | 0:05:55 | 0:06:00 | |
You got it wrong. (You know what that means.) | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
That jar is a humdinger. Nour is doing well to keep it down. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
-Miss Gobstop is clearly impressed. -Next... | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
So, who's going to trump the Potter pump? | 0:06:18 | 0:06:22 | |
It's Katy "Pumping" Perry. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:26 | |
Saffi's gone shorter. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
Perry, do your worst. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
EXTENDED TRUMP | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
Wrong again. So, Saffi has to face the stink jar. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
The girls all know what's coming, but will the pong set Saffi off? | 0:06:40 | 0:06:45 | |
You know what you did, don't you? (Got it wrong.) | 0:06:45 | 0:06:49 | |
SHE GAGS | 0:06:53 | 0:06:54 | |
She sniffed a jar and didn't like it, | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
but only a small noise there. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
Can Mr Gross make these girls crack? | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
-You smelt that all right. -It's Molly next. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:05 | |
So, whose pump will trump the Perry parp? | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
It's Craig Revel Horwood. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
Molly's going for shorter. Will she be | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
the first to get it right? | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
(Are you sure?) | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
Take it away, Craig. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
SHORT PARP | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
Unbelievable! She's right. It was shorter. Short, but not sweet. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:32 | |
This lot have their eyes on the prize and aren't making a peep. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
This is quality stuff. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
Mr Gross has one last pump up his sleeve. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
Who will it be? | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
Bibbin' Bieber! | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
Last up is Iman. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:47 | |
HE MOUTHS | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
Ooh, she's gone shorter. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
But will Bieber's bottom quacks prove to be as short as he is? | 0:07:51 | 0:07:56 | |
Hit it, JB! | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
LINGERING TRUMP | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
TRUMP CONTINUES | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
She's wrong - it was longer. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:19 | |
Brilliant silence from Iman in the face of Bieber's guff-a-thon. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
But she pays the penalty for a wrong guess | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
and must face the pot of putrid pumps. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
(You got it wrong, Iman.) | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
Mr Gross trying to break them, and Molly nearly went there. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
GAGGING | 0:08:42 | 0:08:43 | |
Will that stifled gagging cost the team a prize? Let's find out. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:47 | |
Your silent test is over. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
It doesn't matter what you think. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:55 | |
It's all about what Miss Gobstop says. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
-Yeah, cos you fancy her. -Shush! | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
You'll come to grief. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
She knows whether you've passed your silent test | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
or whether you have failed. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
'Attention, attention.' | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
This is Miss Gobstop. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
'You weren't very good at guessing at trumps, | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
'resulting in whiffing the jar three times.' | 0:09:17 | 0:09:21 | |
Class... | 0:09:31 | 0:09:32 | |
So, did the pupils manage to hold it in | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
and bank their first prize of the day? | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
'..passed.' | 0:09:37 | 0:09:38 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
Clear off. Don't cheer! Get out of my class. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
Yeah, we passed, and we're going to pass the next one, too! | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
-Yeah, well, we'll see about that, won't we? -Yes, we will. -Go on... | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
Off you go. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:52 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
Good riddance! | 0:09:55 | 0:09:56 | |
-We passed! -We passed in Mr Gross's class. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
I nearly popped my face out because I kept on trying to giggle. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
We're going to pass the next class, too! | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
And we're going to pass them all! | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
MISS GOBSTOP: 'Attention, attention. This is the School of Silence. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:19 | |
'Good luck to the School of Silence choir in the inter-schools | 0:10:19 | 0:10:23 | |
'choral competition.' | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
They'll certainly need it! | 0:10:25 | 0:10:26 | |
It's time for Class 2 - Geography, with Miss Adventure. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
She may be tiny but her tests are massively difficult. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:35 | |
Can the new pupils pass her class | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
and bank their second prize of the day? | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
Come in, young roamers. Come in. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
Ha-ha-ha! You never knew I was there. It was camouflage! | 0:10:43 | 0:10:48 | |
Welcome, young roamers. My name is Miss Adventure. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:52 | |
I'm the geography teacher. Nice to see you all today. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:56 | |
Hello, Molly. You want to be an explorer, don't you? | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
-Do you think you could learn a lot from me? -No, not really. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
-I don't think so, either. -Right. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:06 | |
I understand you passed Mr Gross's class. Did you pass? | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
-Do you think you'll be able to stay silent in my class? -Yes. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:12 | |
-At least it's cleaner in here. -You're going to pass it, are you? | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
Well, I don't think you are | 0:11:15 | 0:11:16 | |
because I've got a fiendish test that's going to defeat you. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:20 | |
# It's going to defeat you It's going to defeat you | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
# It's going to defeat you. # | 0:11:23 | 0:11:24 | |
-Can you please stop that? -Let's take my silence test outside. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:29 | |
Every explorer needs a good sense of direction and, | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
with the help of my brother and sister, | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
we're going to test that, and your ability to stay silent. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:39 | |
You've got to make your way across this swamp, | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
as quickly and quietly as you possibly can. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
If you step off this line, you'll hear the noise of the jungle. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:48 | |
LOUD ROAR | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
That's very angry, people. Think you can stay silent? | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
-ALL: -Yes! -No, I don't think... | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
I think this is going to get them, don't you, brother and sister? | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
I think it is. So, everyone, positions, please. Lovely. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:03 | |
Now, Saffi, you're going to be up first. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
So, let the silence test commence. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:12 | |
So, Miss Adventure's brother will spin the pupils, | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
making them very dizzy. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
They must then make their way through the jungle | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
in absolute silence. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:20 | |
It's Saffi to go first. Ready, steady... | 0:12:20 | 0:12:25 | |
Whoopsie! | 0:12:25 | 0:12:26 | |
MOLLY GIGGLES | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
Molly really can't hold her laughs in. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
Miss Gobstop clearly upset with the noise. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
ROAR! | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
It's Nour next. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
Her dizzy feet have got the jungle roaring, but she has kept quiet. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:46 | |
Superb work! | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
Iman is next to get spun. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
ROAR! | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
Some fancy footwork from Iman, | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
but her dizzy moves are impressively silent. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
Footloose, but liplocked. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:01 | |
Last up, it's motormouth Molly. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
Will she be able to hold her giggles in? | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:13:11 | 0:13:12 | |
Oh, crash, bang, chuckle! She's all over the place. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:19 | |
Will those giggles cost the team a prize? | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
ROAR! | 0:13:22 | 0:13:23 | |
She's really struggling to keep her feet and her silence. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
Has Molly thrown it all away? | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
That's it. That's my silent test complete. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:34 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
Well, er, I heard, I think, quite a lot of noise. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:41 | |
Molly, you fell over completely there, didn't you? | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
Never going to be an explorer | 0:13:44 | 0:13:45 | |
if you don't have sure little feet like mine. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:49 | |
I don't think you did very well, but it's not up to me. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
It's up to Miss Gobstop. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
Let's find out what she thought about your performance. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:57 | |
'Attention, attention.' | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
This is Miss Gobstop. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
'Molly, you giggled like a hyena throughout the test.' | 0:14:01 | 0:14:05 | |
Class... | 0:14:12 | 0:14:13 | |
Were the pupils too noisy, | 0:14:13 | 0:14:14 | |
or did they keep quiet enough to bank their second prize of the day? | 0:14:14 | 0:14:18 | |
..failed. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:20 | |
THEY GROAN | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
Well, it doesn't matter because we're going to pass the next task. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:26 | |
That's a shame for you. Anyway, we've had enough. Get out. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:30 | |
No! Actually, we ARE out. We'll get out. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:35 | |
Yeah, good riddance. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:36 | |
Go away. We don't ever want to see you again. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
It's not fair. We failed! It's not fair. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
Miss Gobstop said I giggled the most | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
and it was really disappointing, cos I fell over. Grr! | 0:14:50 | 0:14:53 | |
-We're going to pass next time, though. -And the next! | 0:14:53 | 0:14:57 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
Oh, yeah? Meanwhile, in the school's hamster cage... | 0:15:00 | 0:15:04 | |
You know what you are, Judy? You're the opposite of an owl. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:08 | |
Because you never give a hoot - he-he - or make any noise at all. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:13 | |
You're so boring, Judy. Speak to me, Judy. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
Speak to me, speak to me. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
Please yourself. Tch! | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
Halfway through the day means it's Class 3 - | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
Performing Arts with Mr Prance. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
He may dance and sing, but you wouldn't hear a thing. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
But can our pupils bank a second silent prize? | 0:15:29 | 0:15:32 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR Come in, come in. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
-Oh, hello, Mr Prance. -Hello, yes, take a seat, take a seat. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:40 | |
You're about to learn something. You'll see greatness at work. Watch. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:44 | |
-Rubbish. -Amazing. Amazing. -Perfect! | 0:15:51 | 0:15:55 | |
Now, how have you done so far today? | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
-Well, we passed one and we failed one. -Why did you fail one? | 0:15:58 | 0:16:02 | |
-I fell over. -It was really hard. -It was really hard? | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
Well, if you think that was hard... | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
-..you are definitely going to be failing this class. -Yeah, right! | 0:16:09 | 0:16:13 | |
Really? You think you can test me? | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
-Yeah! -I think you'll find I'm here to test you. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
Be ready, now, for the silence test. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:21 | |
This class will show that you have grace, | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
elegance but, most of all, silence. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
Now, remember, every move you make | 0:16:30 | 0:16:34 | |
will be in my special-designed ballet shoes. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:40 | |
And your silence test begins now. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
In this test, the pupils are wearing | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
ballet shoes fitted with squeaky heels. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
Mr Prance will take them through a three-stage dance routine, | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
designed to break them. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
Can they stay silent throughout? | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
First stage - warm-ups. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
SQUEAKING | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
Oh, a smooth and silent start from our little ballerinas. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:04 | |
Excellent work. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:05 | |
Miss Gobstop seems more than satisfied. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
SQUEAKING | 0:17:09 | 0:17:10 | |
A couple of squeaks from the special shoes there, | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
but they've managed to keep their mouths shut. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
They must really want those prizes. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
SQUEAKING | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
It's time for stage two - the side steps. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:27 | |
They're doing incredibly well - | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
this is an awe-inspiring display of silence. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
Miss Gobstop is delighted. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
But Mr Prance is far from happy. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
It's the final stage, and time for him to pull out all the stops. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:43 | |
Can they stay silent? | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
We're into the final 30 seconds. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
Oh, Mr Prance, do your dance. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
Squeaky shoes, but not a peep from the girls. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
SQUEAKING | 0:18:04 | 0:18:05 | |
Utter controlled silence. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
They are making a silent mockery of Mr Prance. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:15 | |
And your silence test is complete. Cut. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
THEY YELL | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
Well...I don't know what to say. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:29 | |
You sounded like a herd of elephants running through a crisp factory. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:33 | |
But it is not for me to decide whether you have passed or failed. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:37 | |
Miss Gobstop has been listening, and she will give you the results. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:42 | |
'Attention, attention!' | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
This is Miss Gobstop. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
'During the test, all your shoes were "poot, poot, poot" | 0:18:47 | 0:18:51 | |
'but were you quiet enough, like a ballerina?' | 0:18:51 | 0:18:55 | |
Class... | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
Did the team squeak through and bank their second prize? | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
'..passed.' | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
-In your face! -In MY face?! -Not your dainty little feet, your face. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:14 | |
Ooh! | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
-ALL: -Ooh(!) | 0:19:16 | 0:19:17 | |
'This is Miss Gobstop. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
'Will the new pupils please report to my office immediately?' | 0:19:19 | 0:19:24 | |
-Yes, get out. Out, out, out! -Good riddance. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:27 | |
Yes, bye-bye. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:28 | |
Bye-bye. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
Ah, ah-ah-ah! | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
With classes now complete, the pupils are off to see Miss Gobstop | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
-to get their report before the Final Exam. -Enter! | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
So...you were sent here because you're all far too noisy. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:55 | |
I put you through the toughest tests. How did we do? | 0:19:55 | 0:19:59 | |
Let me have a look at your report card. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
Nour, Iman, Saffi... | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
very impressed. Nearly forgot you were there. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
Well done. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:10 | |
SQUEAKING | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
And Molly... | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
you are definitely the queen of cackle. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
SHE CHUCKLES | 0:20:25 | 0:20:30 | |
Of the three classes you've taken, you've passed two. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
Therefore you have two prizes banked. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:38 | |
But you will not receive those prizes unless you pass the Final Exam. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:44 | |
And if you pass, you'll take home all your prizes and you'll graduate, | 0:20:44 | 0:20:49 | |
and receive the ultimate reward - the Golden Gobstop. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:54 | |
So, off we go. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
THEY YELL | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
It's now time for the Final Exam with the Professor. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
His diabolical experiments and wicked inventions | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
are all that's standing between our new pupils and their prizes. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:11 | |
The Prof will do all he can to ensure that these girls | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
from Manchester go home empty-handed. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
OK, Professor, do your worst. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
Ah, Guten Tag, Kinder, and welcome to ze Final Examination. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:24 | |
I am ze Professor and today, with ze help of my assistant, Herr Helmut... | 0:21:24 | 0:21:29 | |
Arf, arf, arf! Check me out, I'm a sausage dog! | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
Quiet, you fool. Today, we will be going through your Final Examination, | 0:21:32 | 0:21:36 | |
where we will be experimenting, | 0:21:36 | 0:21:37 | |
to see if you have learned the silence, ja? | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
What's going to happen is, I will pit you against my latest experiment. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:45 | |
However, if you make three of ze bad, bad noises, you will be expelled. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:50 | |
And eat the failure cake. Ha! | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
But if you manage to keep it ze quiet, then you will graduate | 0:21:53 | 0:21:57 | |
and you win all of Frau Gobstopper's amazing prizes. | 0:21:57 | 0:22:01 | |
Now, ze beautiful Fraulein Gobstopper shall be listening in to your little | 0:22:01 | 0:22:05 | |
dirty noises via the Gobstopping 3000, to see if you will fail. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:10 | |
-And you WILL fail. -No, we won't. -No, we won't! | 0:22:10 | 0:22:14 | |
They sound confident. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:15 | |
They do sound confident, but they always do. Ha-ha-ha! Quiet, you fool. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:19 | |
Now, we will commence the experimentation | 0:22:19 | 0:22:23 | |
in drei... zwei... | 0:22:23 | 0:22:26 | |
EINS! | 0:22:26 | 0:22:27 | |
Ah, ha-ha-ha! Quiet! OK. Now, this is my latest invention. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:37 | |
This is animal pie. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
It is mostly made out of pigeon juice and some panda doo-doo. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
It's Saffi up first. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
Mm? Perhaps a taste. Ha-ha-ha! | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
Bam! Flan straight in the face. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
Ugh! | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
And a whimper from Saffi. Ooh, was that their first strike? | 0:22:52 | 0:22:56 | |
Very, very confident. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
Perhaps you would like to go up against Herr Helmut. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
He is the stare-out champion of Germany. He can stare out anyone. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:05 | |
Look into his eyes. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
What's in store for Nour? | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
What is wrong? I'm going to sneeze. You're going to sneeze? | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
Ah...ah... | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
Nour ignores the spray string, making the Professor look silly. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:22 | |
Great work. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
Oh, that is quite a cold you have. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:28 | |
Hmm. Who shall we go with next? | 0:23:28 | 0:23:32 | |
Ah, you. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
Iman's in the hotseat next. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
And I have created perhaps my greatest work. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
Ze mind-reading helmet. It will read ze mind of anyone. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:46 | |
Are you ready? | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
Let's see if it fits. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:49 | |
Molly grappling with a giggle, but Iman suffering in silence. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:57 | |
Magnificent self-control. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
Can the Professor break giggler Molly | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
with one of the world's worst smells? | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
Mr Gross's sock. Agh, this is horrible. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:11 | |
HE WHIMPERS | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
Oh! Oh, look at it - it is trying to attack you. Oh! | 0:24:13 | 0:24:19 | |
What do you think? | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
Your hand, it smells. I know. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
What is wrong? | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
I'm going to be sick. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:26 | |
Well, don't be... Don't be sick over... | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
HE RETCHES | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
Molly definitely wasn't expecting that. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
I am so sorry. I forgot that is the tube to the machine. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:43 | |
Do not worry - I have ze green machine here. It will clean you up. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:47 | |
Let me see... Ah, yes. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
Oh, dear. Now they're in trouble. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:53 | |
The Professor's machine has gone gunge-tastic! | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
Ah! | 0:24:59 | 0:25:00 | |
Molly desperately trying to keep quiet, | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
but her gasp could be a strike. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
Remember, three and they're out. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
Ooh, just 15 seconds to go. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
If the Professor's computations are correct, | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
this final barrage of sludge will break their resolve. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:17 | |
I cannot find the lever. And your final examination is over! | 0:25:17 | 0:25:22 | |
-Yay! -Waaaa-aaaargh! | 0:25:23 | 0:25:27 | |
So, how do you think you did? | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
Did you make any noise? I think you did. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
If it was up to me and Herr Helmut, you would fail instantly. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
But I do not decide. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
Ze beautiful Fraulein Gobstopper will come in to see | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
whether or not you have passed or whether or not you have failed. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:46 | |
You would not have passed if it was up to me. My glorious head teacher? | 0:25:46 | 0:25:50 | |
(Oh, you're in for it now.) | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
Right. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:00 | |
After consulting my Gobstop 3000, | 0:26:00 | 0:26:04 | |
I have the following to report... | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
-Molly... -Hello. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
You just couldn't keep it shut, could you? | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
All day long, backchatting every single one of my teachers. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:16 | |
-Yep. -It's not good. -Yes, it is. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
-Silence... -Is golden, isn't it, Saffi? | 0:26:19 | 0:26:24 | |
Unfortunately, I have the following to tell you. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:28 | |
You... | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
will... | 0:26:30 | 0:26:31 | |
-..graduate. -THEY CHEER | 0:26:35 | 0:26:38 | |
You make so much noise! | 0:26:41 | 0:26:44 | |
Oh, great stuff, and the girls are clearly delighted to have graduated. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:48 | |
Let's have a look at how they did it. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
Saffi let out a muffled murmur. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
Ugh! | 0:26:53 | 0:26:54 | |
And there was a shocked yelp from Molly. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
Oh! | 0:26:58 | 0:26:59 | |
But Iman and Nour remained totally silent so, | 0:27:01 | 0:27:04 | |
with only two strikes, it's a fantastic pass. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:09 | |
You have graduated. You may go to the confiscation cupboard, | 0:27:11 | 0:27:15 | |
choose your banked prizes and finally... | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
get out of my school! | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
-THEY CHEER -Now, go. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
Get out! | 0:27:24 | 0:27:25 | |
THEY ARGUE | 0:27:32 | 0:27:36 | |
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THEY CHEER | 0:27:49 | 0:27:51 |