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Welcome to the School Of Silence. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
This is where the noisiest children in the country are sent | 0:00:03 | 0:00:07 | |
to prove they can keep quiet. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:00:09 | 0:00:11 | |
We're about to meet four new arrivals, | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
but can they keep quiet for just one day? | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
Oh, I doubt it! | 0:00:16 | 0:00:17 | |
Shhh! | 0:00:19 | 0:00:20 | |
Oh! | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
Shhh! | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
BELL RINGS AND CHILDREN SCREAM | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
Here's how the day works. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
The new pupils have three challenging classes to prove | 0:00:49 | 0:00:53 | |
they can be silent, followed by the crucial Final Exam, | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
which will determine whether they graduate or will be expelled. | 0:00:56 | 0:01:00 | |
If I think the pupils manage to stay quiet enough to pass a class... | 0:01:00 | 0:01:04 | |
..then they will bank a prize from my Confiscation Cupboard. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
But if I think they are being too noisy... | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
THEY LAUGH AND SCREAM | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
..they will get nothing. And I will know about it, | 0:01:19 | 0:01:23 | |
thanks to this device - | 0:01:23 | 0:01:24 | |
the Gobstop 3000, the very latest in noise-monitoring technology. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:30 | |
If they pass the Final Exam, they will take all the prizes they | 0:01:30 | 0:01:34 | |
have banked and receive the ultimate reward - the Golden Gobstopper. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
However, if they fail to keep THAT shut, I will have no choice | 0:01:41 | 0:01:46 | |
but to expel them and they will go home with absolutely nothing. 'Shhh!' | 0:01:46 | 0:01:50 | |
It's now time for school to start. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
Today's boisterous bunch are from Birmingham | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
and are having their noise levels monitored by our | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
headmistress, Miss Gobstop, and their new form teacher, Mr Gross. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:01 | |
-You! Step forward! Name? -CHARLIE! | 0:02:01 | 0:02:08 | |
Charlie is the girlie giggler of this gang | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
and would scream all day long if she could. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
-You! Name? -TAMIKA! | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
Tamika's favourite noise is the trumping sound | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
she makes with her mouth. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:21 | |
I'm told her real ones are louder and twice as deadly. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:25 | |
-You! Step forward! Name? -JOSHUA! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:30 | |
Joshua likes to bug people with his singing and thinks the most annoying | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
sound in the world is the smoke alarm going off | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
when his mum burns the dinner. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
-You! Name? -ELLISON! | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
Ellison's favourite loud noise is a lion's roar. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
Ironically, lions hate Ellison's noisy screaming. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:50 | |
OK, enough! Get out! That's it! Get them out! | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
I don't hold out much hope for this set of screamers | 0:02:52 | 0:02:56 | |
graduating from the School Of Silence. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
It's time for classes to begin. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
The first lesson is General Studies with Mr Gross. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
He's Gross by name and really Gross by nature. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
So, who knows what stinky surprises he has in store for our students. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:13 | |
HE BREAKS WIND | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
Oh, dear, Mr Gross! I can only apologise on his behalf. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
Come in! | 0:03:26 | 0:03:27 | |
INAUDIBLE INSULT | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
-Sit down! -Hello! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:30 | |
Don't slam the door! Crikey! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
-Is it really necessary? -Yes, it is. -OK. I am your teacher... -Bird brain! | 0:03:36 | 0:03:43 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
Bird brain. Right. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
I am your General Studies teacher, Mr Gross, and I am here to give you | 0:03:48 | 0:03:54 | |
your first Silent Test. And you're here to prove you can be silent. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:59 | |
But I don't think you can do it. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:00 | |
Well, I think we can do it, Mr Gross. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
-I don't think you can, Joshua. -I think we can! | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
-I think we can! -We'll see about that, won't we? | 0:04:05 | 0:04:09 | |
Miss Gobstop is listening on these little furry microphones | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
to every noise that you make. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
So, if you make too much noise, you'll fail my class | 0:04:14 | 0:04:19 | |
and you'll be expelled. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
It's time for your first Silent Test. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:26 | |
Your first Silent Test is about gardening. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:30 | |
I've got for you some lovely compost balls. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
We are going to test to see if they are rotten or not. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
So, what I'm going to do is spin the wheel | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
and if the colour matches your tie, then you pick. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:44 | |
Then you need to really give it a good whack | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
and slam it on your forehead. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
But the most important thing about this test is to do it in... | 0:04:48 | 0:04:53 | |
-Silence! -Yes! Joshua! Amazing! You're actually getting it. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:57 | |
I think we might have had a breakthrough. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
So, will this noisy lot be able to keep it shut | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
when hit in the face with a rotten ball? | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
There are six in total, | 0:05:05 | 0:05:06 | |
which all must be smashed onto their foreheads. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:10 | |
Whose colour will the wheel of misfortune land on first? | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
-Purple! -Taking not allowed during a Silence Test, Ellison. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
MILD TITTERING | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
So, Joshua's up first. Can he keep quiet? | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
CHARLIE LAUGHS | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
Charlie Chuckles there is already laughing. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
Miss Gobstop will not be impressed. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
LOUD LAUGHTER | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
Next up, it's gone green and that means it's Tamika's turn. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:54 | |
LOUD LAUGHTER | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
Chuckling Charlie's lapping it up! School Of Silence, Charlie! | 0:06:01 | 0:06:06 | |
Understand? No, I don't think she does. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
Mr Gross spins again. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:13 | |
Ooh! It's blue. That means it's Ellison's turn. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
Ugh. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:26 | |
CHARLIE LAUGHS UNCONTROLLABLY | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
Loud laughing - one of Miss Gobstop's most hated sounds. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:35 | |
SHE KEEPS LAUGHING | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
We're half way through, so who will get the fourth compost ball? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:43 | |
CHARLIE KEEPS LAUGHING | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
It's Joshua again! He doesn't look pleased! | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
MILD LAUGHTER | 0:06:50 | 0:06:51 | |
They have to keep it together if they want to bank a prize. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:55 | |
Tamika can't look! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
MILD TITTERING | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
And chuckling Charlie gets number five. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:16 | |
QUIET LAUGHTER | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
QUIET LAUGHTER GETS LOUDER | 0:07:20 | 0:07:25 | |
Tamika and Ellison are delighted, as we can hear. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
But so can Miss Gobstop! Oh, dear! | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
-Who will get this last ball? -Let's hope it's a stinky one! | 0:07:31 | 0:07:36 | |
Great news, noise fans! It's second time unlucky for Charlie. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
What will she do this time? Burst into song? Shout out the alphabet? | 0:07:43 | 0:07:48 | |
Scream into a loud-hailer? It's anybody's guess. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
No, she's just going to giggle again. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
OK, that's the end of your Silence Test. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:05 | |
So, have these giggling girls | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
and boys been quiet enough to pass the class? | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
Well... | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
I've had quite a few Silent Tests in my time. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
Let me tell you, that was far from the quietest. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:21 | |
-How do you think you did? -I don't think we did good. -I do. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
-I think we did excellent. -Tamika. Brilliant. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
I tell you what, you'll go far with that amount of delusion. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
Let's see what Miss Gobstop has to say, shall we? | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
Attention! Attention! This is Miss Gobstop. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:39 | |
Charlie... | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
.."A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha," is not silence. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:46 | |
SHE LAUGHS LOUDLY | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
Tamika...giggler. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:53 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
-Class... -Time for the result. Have the team bagged a prize? | 0:08:56 | 0:09:01 | |
..failed! | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
-So, no surprises and no prizes. -So, you failed. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
Fortunately, I don't have to see any more of you for the rest | 0:09:10 | 0:09:14 | |
of the day, so scram! | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
-Go on, clear off! -Ugh. -Bye, Mr Smelly Breath! | 0:09:16 | 0:09:20 | |
Oh, don't you call me Smelly Breath, young lad. Out you go, Charlie. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:25 | |
-ALL: We failed. -It was disgusting. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
-We had to smack eggs on our head and everything. -I hated it. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:31 | |
I hated Mr Gross's one. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
I think we failed, because Charlie, she shrieked too much. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
I think we failed because every time someone got an egg | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
smashed off her head, she started laughing. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
-It wasn't MY fault! -ALL: Yes, it was! -It wasn't! -ALL: It was. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:48 | |
On the next one, we're going to be quiet. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
-We're not going to even open our mouths. -ALL: We're going to do it! | 0:09:50 | 0:09:55 | |
We're going to do it! We're going to do it! 'Shhh!' | 0:09:55 | 0:09:59 | |
Attention! Attention! This is the School Of Silence. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:05 | |
Thank you so much to the children who have clubbed | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
together for my wonderful birthday present. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
I will open it now. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
With one big fat fail and no prizes under their belts, | 0:10:23 | 0:10:27 | |
it's time for the students' second class - | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
Geography, with Miss Adventure. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
This tiny teacher has tip-toed round the globe picking up | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
silent skills to put our pupils to the test. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
Can our noisy bunch bank their first prize? | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
Come in! Come in, young...young roamers. Come in. Welcome. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
-Hello, everybody. Hello, class. -ALL: Hello. -I'm Miss Adventure. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:52 | |
-Hello, Miss Adventure. -Hello. How did it go in Mr Gross's class? | 0:10:52 | 0:10:57 | |
We failed. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:58 | |
A bit of a giggler, Charlie? Bit of a giggler, are you? | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
Is it easy to make you giggle? | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:11:02 | 0:11:03 | |
-Yes, lovely. So are you going to pass my silence test? -ALL: YES! | 0:11:03 | 0:11:07 | |
I don't know - I think it's going to defeat you. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
It's going to defeat you. It's going to defeat you. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
So, it's time for my Silence Test. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:18 | |
What we're going to do to test whether or not you can stay | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
silent is play the world-famous game of Botumo. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:25 | |
-You know Botumo? -Botumo? -Yes, it's bottom sumo, obviously. Yes. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:31 | |
In order to provide you with a worthy opponent for Botumo, | 0:11:31 | 0:11:35 | |
I have the world champion of Botumo, all the way from Paris. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:42 | |
Yes, I know! Exciting. It's a treat for you. It is Francois. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:48 | |
Can our noisy pupils pass their first test and bank a prize | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
when faced with the infamous sport of Botumo? | 0:11:53 | 0:11:57 | |
-Botumo! -Four Botumo matches coming up. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:01 | |
Can our happy hopefuls keep as quiet as possible whilst trying to | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
butt our champion out of the ring? | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
MILD TITTERING | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
Sensible Joshua trying to stop chuckling Charlie with some | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
silent hushing. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
OCCASIONAL LAUGHTER | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
Oh, and it's game over for Tamika. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
-Botumo. -Round two, and it's Joshua. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
Determined Joshua is busting his Botumo moves and remaining silent. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:34 | |
Could this class finally be on to a winner? | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
Oh, but he's knocked out, too. Can anyone beat Francois? | 0:12:37 | 0:12:41 | |
-Botumo. -Maybe Charlie Chuckles, | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
but can she keep quiet and help her team pass this class? | 0:12:45 | 0:12:49 | |
Some cheerless cheerleading, there. Good stuff. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
Chuckles has knocked Francois out of the ring! | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
But can she keep quiet enough to help the team bank a prize? | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
LAUGHTER INCREASES | 0:12:59 | 0:13:03 | |
LAUGHTER GETS OUT OF CONTROL | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
Uh, apparently not. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
-Botumo. -Oh, it's the final bout. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
Ellison succeeds, but it's not about the winning. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
It's about staying silent. Charlie, I'm talking to you! | 0:13:19 | 0:13:24 | |
-Your Silence Test...is completed! -ALL: YEAH! -Loser! -Ha ha! | 0:13:26 | 0:13:33 | |
Have this bunch of bellowing Brummies been quiet enough | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
to bag a win? | 0:13:36 | 0:13:39 | |
Well, that was quite a game of Botumo. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
Of course, Francois remains the world champion at Botumo, | 0:13:42 | 0:13:46 | |
but the question is, did you stay silent? | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
Attention! Attention! This is Miss Gobstop. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:53 | |
Your bout of Botumo started quite well. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:57 | |
Joshua, determination was written all over your face. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:02 | |
Charlie, silence is still not your strong point. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:13 | |
SHE CACKLES | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
Class... | 0:14:19 | 0:14:20 | |
Well, the results are in. Will they bank their first prize? | 0:14:20 | 0:14:24 | |
..failed! | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! | 0:14:27 | 0:14:31 | |
What a shame! Never mind. Had enough of you. Go on. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:36 | |
-Get out. -Oh! No! | 0:14:36 | 0:14:41 | |
No! Grrr! | 0:14:41 | 0:14:42 | |
No! We failed again! Miss Gobstop was really, really nasty to us. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:52 | |
Not me. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
She said I've got determination written all over my face. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
Oh, really? Meanwhile, in the school hamster's cage... | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
If you're the most annoying hamster in the world, say nothing at all. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
You said it. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:07 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
'Shhh!' | 0:15:11 | 0:15:12 | |
I am saying nothing. We're halfway through the day. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
Two classes failed and not one prize banked. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
Can our students pass the next class, Performing Arts, | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
with Mr Prance? | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
This is their last chance to bag a prize | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
from the Confiscation Cupboard if they can keep quiet. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:15:29 | 0:15:30 | |
-Hello. -Hello. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
I am Mr Prance, the teacher of the performing arts, | 0:15:32 | 0:15:37 | |
and here within our Theatre Of Silence, | 0:15:37 | 0:15:41 | |
I will be proving that you cannot keep quiet. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:46 | |
-I understand that you've had two tests so far. -Yes. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:50 | |
-And how have you fared? -Failed both of them. -Failed both of them. Why? | 0:15:50 | 0:15:54 | |
-Too noisy. -Too noisy? Really? -Yeah. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
-Who's the noisiest one? -Me. -You are? | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
-Yeah. -Tamika, you are noisy. -I'm the noisiest one. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:03 | |
-No, I'm the noisiest one. -You're the noisy one. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
-You're now competing to see who's the noisiest. -Yeah, we are. -Don't! | 0:16:05 | 0:16:10 | |
We want to win this. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
It is time for my Silent Test. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:16 | |
My Silent Test is silent make-up for my new film. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:22 | |
Mr Spielberg is very interested. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:26 | |
Joshua, you make up Charlie to look like this. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:30 | |
Tamika, you're making up Ellison to look like this. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:37 | |
In positions, please. Get in positions. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
Right. Your Silence Test has begun. Action! | 0:16:39 | 0:16:43 | |
So, movie make-up in silence. Can this gang finally pass a test? | 0:16:44 | 0:16:50 | |
Not bad so far. Have they at last learned to keep quiet? | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
SHE STIFLES A GIGGLE | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
Oh, but here come the giggles again. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
They have to keep them down if they want to bank their first prize. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
SHE SNICKERS | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
SHE GROANS | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
It's the last few seconds, | 0:17:27 | 0:17:28 | |
and Charlie is starting to lose it again. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
Artists, take a look at your work. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
Oh, laughing out loud in a Silent Test, surely that's a fail. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
There's very little chance of them | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
bagging a prize from the Confiscation Cupboard. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
Cor, I'd scream if I looked like that! | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
And your Silence Test is complete. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
-Cut! -Yes! | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
Well, at the end of that test, | 0:17:55 | 0:17:59 | |
I think we all can agree that | 0:17:59 | 0:18:03 | |
I was superb. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
-No. -You, however, I have never in my entire life | 0:18:05 | 0:18:10 | |
been subjected to so much noise. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
Miss Gobstop has been listening to every sound that you made | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
during that test, | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
and she will decide whether you've passed or whether you've failed. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:22 | |
Attention! Attention! This is Miss Gobstop. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:26 | |
Silence is definitely not your team strong point, | 0:18:26 | 0:18:31 | |
is it, Chortling Charlie? | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
And don't think I haven't been listening to you, Ellison and Joshua. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:43 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
Noisy boys. Class... | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
So what will it be? Prize or no prize? | 0:18:49 | 0:18:54 | |
..failed! | 0:18:54 | 0:18:55 | |
THEY GROAN | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
Will the new pupils please report to my office immediately? | 0:18:57 | 0:19:02 | |
Yes, out! Out! | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
Off you go! Off you go! Read them and weep. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:10 | |
Oh, well, that's showbiz. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:11 | |
It's time for the students | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
to get their school report from Miss Gobstop before their Final Exam. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:17 | |
Enter. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:18 | |
Come on. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
So, you've been sent here because you're all far too noisy. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:28 | |
We put you through some Silent Tests to keep you quiet. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:34 | |
Let me check my report. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
I don't think it's very good. Charlie. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:40 | |
I don't have a problem with giggling. I really don't. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
If it's done silently. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
Joshua, I like your facial expressions. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:53 | |
It's communication without words. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
I'm impressed, Joshua. You can relax. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
Tamika, you're a little chatterbox, aren't you? | 0:20:03 | 0:20:07 | |
SHE WHISPERS | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
So, Ellison, looking rather colourful. At least it's quiet. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:14 | |
You've been determined to keep them quiet throughout the tests. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:18 | |
You took three tests. You passed how many? | 0:20:22 | 0:20:27 | |
-Zero. -Zero. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
Not very good. So you haven't banked any prizes. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
It was unfortunate, because there's quite a few good ones | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
if you like noise. We're going to send you to the final test. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:40 | |
If you stay silent, you'll receive the ultimate reward, | 0:20:40 | 0:20:45 | |
the Golden Gobstopper. So get out, go to the science lab and shut up! | 0:20:45 | 0:20:50 | |
Time for the Final Exam with The Professor. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
He will be pushing the students' silent skills | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
to the limit with his crazy experiments. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
They've run out of chances to win a prize | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
from the Confiscation Cupboard, | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
but the Golden Gobstopper is still up for grabs, | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
but only if they pass. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:14 | |
Ah, is that so? | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
Guten Tag, children, and welcome to the final examination. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
I am The Professor, and today, with the help of my assistant, | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
Herr Helmut... "Ha! Look, I made a bum potato." | 0:21:25 | 0:21:30 | |
Bad Helmut! Right, what will happen today is we will pitch you | 0:21:30 | 0:21:34 | |
against several of my greatest new experiments. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
But if you make three of the bad, bad noises, | 0:21:37 | 0:21:41 | |
you will fail your final examination. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
Ha! Eat failure cake. Num, num, num! | 0:21:43 | 0:21:47 | |
But in the unlikely event you manage to keep it the quiet - | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
and I find that very unlikely - then you will graduate | 0:21:50 | 0:21:54 | |
and you will win the elusive gobstopper, | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
but this will not happen. The beautiful Fraulein Gobstoppen | 0:21:56 | 0:22:00 | |
is listening in on the Gobstop 3000, | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
and if you make noises, you will fail. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
-Are you ready to begin? -Yes. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:09 | |
They have no idea. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
I know, I know, it is pitiful. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:12 | |
We will commence in drei, zwei, eins! | 0:22:12 | 0:22:18 | |
THUNDER CRACKS | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
LAUGHS MANIACALLY | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
Shut up, you fool. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:24 | |
It is the nutty Professor's job to force these babbling Brummies | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
to make three noises in order for them to fail. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
With plenty of sneaky experiments up his sleeve, | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
surely he'll break this lot's vow of silence? | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
-First to be tested is Joshua. -This is what I call my facelift pie. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:41 | |
We have taken all the skin flakes of beautiful people | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
and put in extra ingredients | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
like panda poo and some snail snot and this kind of thing. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:51 | |
It could make you look beautiful, | 0:22:51 | 0:22:54 | |
but perhaps you are too ugly for it to work. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
You want a little look? | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
Oh! | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
CHUCKLING | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
Will that giggle be strike one? They have to keep quiet. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:06 | |
Three strikes and they will be expelled. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
I will use something very special on you. It is my time-freezing machine. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:15 | |
We pull the lever and time, she freezes! | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
Ti... | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
You have broken my machine! How dare you break my machine?! | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
I have never been this outraged! How da... | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
Ellison's not falling for that devious old trick. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
What happened to you? You got into a terrible mess! | 0:23:35 | 0:23:39 | |
Would you like a little hanky to clean up your little face? | 0:23:39 | 0:23:43 | |
What was that? | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
Ah! You are playing the good game. I like this. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
What about you, my dear? | 0:23:49 | 0:23:50 | |
Time for The Professor to try to break Charlie. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
-This could be pretty easy. -This is my singing chicken. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:57 | |
It is like a chicken version of Lady Gaga. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
I have raised it since it was a puppy. What's that? | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
You don't think you can sing today? | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
Why? You are feeling very ill? | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
Well, what are you going to do? You can't be sick in my laboratory. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
Oh, no! Oh, no! | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
SHE SNORTS | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
That's another noise from Charlie, but did Miss Gobstop catch it? | 0:24:15 | 0:24:19 | |
You feel better now? Good. Good. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:30 | |
But finally, what do I have for you? | 0:24:30 | 0:24:33 | |
Let's see. Oh! | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
It is the most dangerous, smelliest thing known to man. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
"Professor, we can't do that. They are only children!" | 0:24:40 | 0:24:44 | |
We have to do it for science, Helmut! | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
It is one of Mr Gross's socks. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:52 | |
Uh! Oh, my. Oh. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:57 | |
Oh, my. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:00 | |
Tamika nearly barfed there, | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
and time is running out on the Final Exam. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
The Professor needs to shift up a gear if he wants them to fail. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:08 | |
What, Helmut? What's wrong? | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
Don't be in sick on the controls! | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
Uh! | 0:25:17 | 0:25:18 | |
Don't worry! I have my clean machine. It will clean you up. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:24 | |
Ah! | 0:25:24 | 0:25:25 | |
So sorry! Don't worry. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
Just 20 seconds to go. Can they keep silent? | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
The girls are struggling not to laugh out loud. More slime, please! | 0:25:40 | 0:25:44 | |
Ooh, splat. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:47 | |
And that is the final examination over! | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
LAUGHS MANIACALLY | 0:25:55 | 0:25:58 | |
Well, it looked messy, but did they do enough to pass? | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
How do you think you did in your final examination? | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
Did you squeak? Did you squawk? Did you think you were quiet, yes? | 0:26:04 | 0:26:08 | |
Yes. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:09 | |
I don't know about that. You look pretty messy. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
Here's a question. Knock, knock. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
-Who's there? -Silence! Ha. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
Too late to learn this lesson now. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:18 | |
If it was up to me, you would fail outright, | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
but it is up to the beautiful Fraulein Gobstoppen | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
to see whether or not you will be expelled | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
or whether or not you will graduate from the School Of Silence. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:29 | |
Let us. Mein glorious headteacher! | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
Have they passed, and will they be going home with the Golden Gobstop? | 0:26:31 | 0:26:35 | |
-Or will they walk away with nothing? -How did my little pigs do? | 0:26:35 | 0:26:39 | |
Hmm. Well, I heard giggling. I heard screaming. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:46 | |
Did it come from you, Ellison? It didn't, did it? | 0:26:46 | 0:26:51 | |
You were very quiet. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:52 | |
Which is more than I can say for a couple of members of your team. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:58 | |
The Gobstop 3000 has spoken. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:03 | |
You failed and will be expelled! | 0:27:03 | 0:27:07 | |
Oh, no! Failure yet again. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
Let's see where it all went wrong for this Brummie bunch. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:14 | |
There was giggling from the girls. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:17 | |
And constant screams during the gunging. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
So with more than three strikes on the Gobstop 3000, they're expelled. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:25 | |
Get out of my school, now! | 0:27:25 | 0:27:28 | |
-That's it! Go on! -Get out! -Well done, Helmut, well done. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:32 | |
THEY CHEER AND SHOUT | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
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