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Welcome to the School Of Silence. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
This is where the noisiest children in the country | 0:00:03 | 0:00:06 | |
are sent to prove they CAN keep quiet. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
Aaaah! | 0:00:08 | 0:00:09 | |
Ha-ha-haa! | 0:00:09 | 0:00:11 | |
We're about to meet four new arrivals. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
But can they keep quiet for just one day? | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
I doubt it. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:17 | |
Sh! | 0:00:19 | 0:00:20 | |
Sh! | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
SCHOOL BELL | 0:00:36 | 0:00:37 | |
CHILDREN YELL | 0:00:37 | 0:00:38 | |
Here's how the day works. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
The new pupils have three challenging classes to prove | 0:00:49 | 0:00:53 | |
they can be silent, followed by the crucial Final Exam, | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
which will determine whether they graduate or will be expelled. | 0:00:56 | 0:01:00 | |
If I think the pupils manage to stay quiet enough to pass a class... | 0:01:00 | 0:01:04 | |
..then they will bank a prize from my confiscation cupboard. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
But, if I think they're being too noisy... | 0:01:12 | 0:01:17 | |
..they will get nothing. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
And I will know about it thanks to this device - | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
the Gobstop 3,000, the very latest in noise-monitoring technology. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:30 | |
If they pass the Final Exam, they will take all the prizes | 0:01:30 | 0:01:34 | |
they have banked and receive the ultimate reward, | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
the Golden Gobstopper. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
However, if they fail to keep that shut, | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
I will have no choice but to expel them | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
and they will go home with absolutely nothing. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
Today's screaming students are from London | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
and are having their noise level monitored by our head mistress, | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
Miss Gobstop, and form tutor, Mr Gross. | 0:01:56 | 0:02:00 | |
You! Step forward. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:01 | |
-Name! -Ty! | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
Slime-loving football-playing Ty says he'd love nothing more | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
than to blow a foghorn, all day long. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
No doubt Miss Gobstop's | 0:02:12 | 0:02:13 | |
worst nightmare. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
You! Step forward. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
-Name! -Ajit. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
Animal-loving leader of the pack, | 0:02:19 | 0:02:20 | |
Ajit, wants to be a zookeeper | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
when he's older. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
And prides himself on being able to howl like a wolf. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:28 | |
You! Step forward. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
-Name! -Muzzy! | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
Self-confessed screamer, Muzzy, | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
thinks bottom burps are hilarious, | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
and would gladly spend his entire day | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
making trumping noises. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
Purgh, charming. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:43 | |
-You! Step forward. Name! -Sharif! | 0:02:45 | 0:02:50 | |
Proud noisemonger Sharif wants to be a pilot when he grows up and says | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
his favourite sound is when everyone | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
shouts "Surprise!" | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
at a surprise party. Ah! Isn't that sweet? | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
Get out. Get them out! | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
BOYS: Aaaaaaa! | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
It's time for classes to begin. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
The first lesson, General Studies, with Mr, yuck, Gross. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:12 | |
The school's longest-serving member of staff has some very bad habits. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
Grimness only knows what he has in store for these pupils. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
Today, the boys have a double period with Mr Gross, | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
which means there are two tests to pass. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
Oh, dear. I can only apologise on his behalf. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
Come in. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:31 | |
BOYS: Yeah! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
Quiet, please. Quiet. Oh, my goodness! | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
Why are you shutting the door so loudly for? | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
-Why not? -Well, because it's the School Of Silence. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:44 | |
-But we're not silent. -Exactly. -I know. That's why you're here, | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
and I'm going to put you through your first silent test, Muzzy. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
I don't think you can do it. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
I think you're just going to be noisy, and get no prizes, | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
and go home with nothing. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
-Why do you have to be so bossy? -Because you're so noisy and naughty. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:03 | |
At all times, Miss Gobstop is listening on your fluffy microphones. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:08 | |
And she knows if you're making noise. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:12 | |
Am I boring you, boys? | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
-BOYS: Yes. -Sir. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:15 | |
It's time for your first silent test. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:19 | |
This is the first of Mr Gross's two silent tests. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
It's very important to have a trade in life, you see? | 0:04:24 | 0:04:29 | |
Which is why today we're going to learn about plumbing. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:34 | |
What we have here are three pipes from the school plumbing system, | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
which are unfortunately blocked with a mystery liquid. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
Your job is to stand on either end of the pipe | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
and unblock it by giving it a good blow. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
And then, at the end of that, we'll see who is the best plumber | 0:04:52 | 0:04:56 | |
out of you all. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
It's very important to plumb in silence. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:04 | |
So, they must unblock three pipes by blowing down them, | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
which means one of them will get a face full of water. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
They must be quiet if they want to bank a prize. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
First up is Muzzy and Ty. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
Your silent test starts now. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
Three, two, one, plumb. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:27 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
Argh, I hate you! | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
And it's a disastrous start. Both talking and laughing out loud. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:36 | |
This is not the idea, chaps. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
Pipe number two and it's Ajit versus Sharif. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:42 | |
Who will be the first to clear the pipe, this time? | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
Three, | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
two, | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
one, plumb! | 0:05:49 | 0:05:53 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
Come on! This is a silent test, boys! But that was a great shot. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:59 | |
Let's see that again. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:00 | |
Lovely. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
Two outbursts in a row. That could cost them. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
On this end. Last pipe. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
This is your last pipe. Silently, remember. OK. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
And finally the two best plumbers go head to head. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
Remember, don't try this crazy plumbing technique at home. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:16 | |
Three, | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
two, | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
one, plumb! | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
Oh, that was a beauty. Let's see it again. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
-I won. -Your first silent test is over. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:37 | |
ALL: Yeah! Shush. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
Muzzy, you were clearly the best plumber, | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
but were you a silent plumber? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
Yes. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:49 | |
-What about the rest of your team? -Yes. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
We'll find out if you've passed or not at the end of the class. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:58 | |
Now, it's time for another silent test. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:02 | |
Your next test is about something very important. Babysitting. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:07 | |
Which, in the future, can earn you a bit of extra pocket money | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
and may come in useful if you're unlucky enough | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
to have children of your own. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
We'll bring them in, if you're ready. Are you ready? | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
-Yeah. -Don't sound too enthusiastic. ALL: Yes! | 0:07:18 | 0:07:23 | |
I said DON'T sound too enthusiastic. Crikey! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
Come in, Nursie. Oh, look at my lovely children. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:31 | |
-Er. -Er! | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
What we're going to do, Nursie and I will hand you | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
out the children and you must give them a nice little hug | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
but you must do it in silence or you'll fail. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:43 | |
Your silent test starts now. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:47 | |
Little do the boys know that Mr Gross' very realistic dolls | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
actually trump and wet themselves, a bit like him. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:54 | |
How will our students react when it happens in their laps? | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
Can they keep quiet enough to bank a prize? | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
Give him a little stroke. On the hairs. Comb over. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:06 | |
Ajit doesn't look like a natural babysitter, | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
but, remember, it's about holding in the noise. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:12 | |
Nargh! | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
Spot of piddling, there, from a mini Gross. Ajit wasn't expecting that. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:22 | |
I'm afraid he had a little accident. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
-FART -ER! | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
Ty wasn't impressed with that surprise baby bottom burp, | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
and Miss Gobstop won't be with all that noise. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
These babies are pumping and peeing at full pelt. Phwaor! | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
RESTRAINED GIGGLE | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
Muzzy is finding this very funny. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
I doubt he'll find losing as amusing. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
Lots and lots of giggling going on. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
They really need to up their game if they want to bank a prize. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
And Sharif is in danger of losing his breakfast. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
If you're going to barf, remember, do it quietly. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:18 | |
And the last baby, there. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:19 | |
Aaaar! | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
Ooh! Has an accident all over Muzzy. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
Now, if I was looking for a silent babysitter, | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
I doubt I'd be giving any of these guys a call. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
And your silent test is over. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
How do you think you did? | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
ALL: Good! | 0:09:38 | 0:09:39 | |
It doesn't matter what you think, | 0:09:39 | 0:09:40 | |
or even what I think, or what Nursie thinks. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:44 | |
Or what Teddy thinks. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:45 | |
The only person whose opinion counts is Miss Gobstop. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:49 | |
Herself. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
She is going to tell us how you been doing, | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
and whether you've passed or whether you've failed. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
This is Miss Gobstop! | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
Ajit, you put a spanner in the works with your constant chit chat. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:04 | |
Sharif, you're a giggler. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
Muzzy, you might have been the best plumber | 0:10:10 | 0:10:14 | |
but you couldn't keep your mouth shut to let it out. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
Ty, | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
talking, | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
giggling, | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
-backchat. -Ar, I hate you! | 0:10:26 | 0:10:27 | |
Class... | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
Well, a lot of noise in both tests in this first class. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:33 | |
Will they have blown any chance of banking a prize? | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
..failed! ALL: Nooooo! | 0:10:35 | 0:10:39 | |
Get out of my class. Go on. Clear off. I never want to see you again. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
We don't want to see you, either. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
Good luck for the rest of the day. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
-You're going to need it. -Aaaaar! -Aaar! | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
Don't slam the door! | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
We failed! | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
We failed the mission, but the next time, | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
it's going to be mission accomplished. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
Attention, attention! | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
This is the School Of Silence. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
I've just heard from Justin Daniels, | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
lead singer with boy band Really Wanted. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
ALL SCREAM | 0:11:16 | 0:11:20 | |
Sadly, he cannot visit today, as planned. He's tied up. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:24 | |
It's time for class 2. Geography with Miss Adventure. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
Our intrepid explorer has silenced roaring lions | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
and laughing hyenas, but can she keep these kids quiet in her class? | 0:11:35 | 0:11:40 | |
Having banked absolutely no prizes so far | 0:11:41 | 0:11:45 | |
-they've got everything to play for. -Come in, young roamers. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
Yeah! | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
You couldn't see me, there, could you? I was completely camouflaged. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:56 | |
Wey! | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
Yes, sit down. Welcome, class. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
I'm Miss Adventure, geography teacher. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:04 | |
I understand you failed Mr Gross' class, didn't you? | 0:12:04 | 0:12:08 | |
Boooh! Fail. Ooh-hoo, you fail. Yes, Sharif? | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
Erm, we're going to pass. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
Do you think you're all going to pass my class? | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
-Obviously. -I can't hear you. Do think you're going to pass? -Yeah! | 0:12:17 | 0:12:21 | |
-Yeah! -That's good. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:22 | |
So, we got a test for you, today, a silence test. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
And if you're silent, you might win a prize. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
If you're noisy, you get nothing. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
It's time for my silence test. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
The animal world is full of sworn enemies that must be kept apart. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:38 | |
The trick is to do it silently. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
Now, today, I have two of the animal world's most fearsome opponents. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:45 | |
Don't be frightened. Don't be frightened, right? | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
We're not frightened. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
I can see the fear in your eyes. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:51 | |
I ain't got no fear. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
Dog and elephant. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
Oh, my! | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
Now, boys, no! No! No! | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
Stand back a bit. They're quite fearsome. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:05 | |
So, the aim of the game is to keep these angry animals apart | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
whilst not making a sound. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
This should be interesting. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:12 | |
Back! Back! The silence test begins in three, two, one. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:17 | |
The boys have exactly one minute to silently keep | 0:13:17 | 0:13:21 | |
these animals apart in order to bank | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
their first prize. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:25 | |
GIGGLING | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
This dog is just out of the public pound | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
for bad behaviour. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:33 | |
He is a right little scrapper. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
I fear the giggles will only make him angry. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
Ty and Sharif are doing their best | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
to keep elephant back. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:41 | |
One swing of his trunk | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
and it will be all over for dog | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
and for this little lot, | 0:13:46 | 0:13:47 | |
if they keep up that noise. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
Halfway through. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
The boys are going for the classic | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
ankle grab manoeuvre to keep these two apart. | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
If only they could keep | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
their mouths shut while doing it! | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
10 seconds. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
This is great stuff, fight fans, | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
but time's nearly up on this mini battle. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
Have our peacemakers made | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
too much noise to bank a prize? | 0:14:15 | 0:14:16 | |
Your silence test is over. ALL: Yeah! | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
-Ajit, how do you think you did? -Fine, good. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
-No, not fine. Brilliant. -Doesn't matter what I think. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
Doesn't matter what you think. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
It's about what Miss Gobstop thinks. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:30 | |
We'll find if you passed or failed. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
Attention, attention! This is Miss Gobstop. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:37 | |
The Gobstop 3,000 picked up whispers and chuckles. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:41 | |
You, Muzzy, and Ty, were the noisiest of boys. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:51 | |
What if they fall on me? | 0:14:51 | 0:14:52 | |
Class... | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
Oh, have they managed to outfox Miss Gobstop, | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
or will it be a second fail in a row? | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
..Failed! | 0:15:00 | 0:15:01 | |
ALL: Oooooh! | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
What a shame! Never mind. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:06 | |
Anyway, move out of the way, elephant. I've had enough of you. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:11 | |
Come on, class. Get out, class. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
-Out you go. -We failed! | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
ALL: Aaaar! | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
That's so unfair, man. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
Next time, I have a dream. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
I promise myself, and especially the other people, | 0:15:26 | 0:15:31 | |
that the next class we will pass, | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
and we won't even just pass, it will be... | 0:15:33 | 0:15:37 | |
ALL: Mission accomplished. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:41 | |
And this time, the other class is going to be easy-peasy. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:45 | |
ALL: Loud and screamy! | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
Yes, wise words, there. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
Meanwhile, in the school's hamster cage. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
That Sir Alan Sugar rang me, earlier. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:55 | |
I gave him your phone number. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
He's looking for a silent partner. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
Ha-ha-ha! Silent partner. Bang! | 0:16:00 | 0:16:04 | |
We're halfway through the day, | 0:16:04 | 0:16:05 | |
which means it's time for the next challenge. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
Class 3, performing arts with Mr Prance. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
From the glittering West End to | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
the wrong end of a pantomime horse, | 0:16:12 | 0:16:13 | |
Mr Prance will find out | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
if these boys can perform quietly. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
Having failed two classes in a row, | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
the London boys are on a losing streak. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:24 | |
-Come in, come in, come in. Sit down, sit down. -Yo, yo, yo. What's up? | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
To get their hands on any prizes at all, they must try harder. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:32 | |
You are some crazy person. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
Chicken? A rubber chicken? Crazy! | 0:16:34 | 0:16:38 | |
I can't find my marbles. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
I'm Mr Prance, your teacher of the performing arts. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:44 | |
And in this class I'll be testing to prove that you cannot remain quiet. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:51 | |
-You think you're going to pass my silence test? Really? -Yeah! | 0:16:51 | 0:16:55 | |
Throughout the entire test, | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
Miss Gobstop will be listening to every single sound you make. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:01 | |
Are you ready? ALL: Yes! | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
-Are you ready for us? -Of course I'm ready for you. I was born ready. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
It is now time for my silence test. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:10 | |
My silence test is all about silent bellringing. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:17 | |
You will select a bell and you must remain completely silent, | 0:17:17 | 0:17:22 | |
no matter what happens. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
You see, we have pigeons and I think one or two of them | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
may have left a slight deposit. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:32 | |
Your silence test has begun. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
So, bellringing in silence. Hmm. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:38 | |
Our noisy pupils will take it in turns to sit under a bell, | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
which Mr Prance will ring. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:42 | |
They must stay silent, no matter what happens. Up first is Ty. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:46 | |
Ty was saved by the bell, there. Just a dusting of feathers. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
I doubt the rest of them will have such a lucky escape. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
Next up is a nervous-looking Muzzy. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
Ooh, and it's bells away. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
-Aarrgh! -Ah, that shocked yelp registered on the Gobstop 3,000. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
Will they be failed for it? | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
The rest of the class are really trying to stay silent. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:24 | |
Sharif is next, determined to pass this test. Can he keep it together? | 0:18:26 | 0:18:31 | |
A classic ring followed by a textbook gunge from the pigeons. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
Really lovely stuff. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
Last up, it's Ajit. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:45 | |
These guys are really trying to keep quiet in order to bank a prize. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:49 | |
A spot of seal-like clapping from Ty, there. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
Would it be too much for Miss Gobstop? | 0:18:55 | 0:18:59 | |
Ajit, despite the soaking,, did manage to stay quiet. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
It's as if he's learning. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
And your silent test is over. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:09 | |
ALL: Yeah! | 0:19:09 | 0:19:10 | |
In your face! In your face! | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
I think it was in YOUR faces. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:13 | |
Well, a big improvement from the boys, there. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
But will it be enough to pass and bank a prize? | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
Well, at the end of my silent test, | 0:19:19 | 0:19:23 | |
I can confirm, without a shadow of a doubt, that, in fact, I was amazing. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:30 | |
You, however, giggling and sniggering going on. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
Well, it's not for me to decide. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
Miss Gobstop has been listening to you all | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
and she will give you your final result. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:41 | |
Attention, attention! This is Miss Gobstop. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:45 | |
There was chatter from all of you. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
Don't you understand the meaning of silence? | 0:19:48 | 0:19:52 | |
You boys don't leave a lot to imagination. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
But, did your chitter chatter set-off the Gobstop 3,000? | 0:19:56 | 0:20:00 | |
Hmm! | 0:20:00 | 0:20:01 | |
Class... | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
Ooh-er! Miss Gobstop laying down the law, there. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
But did they manage to keep quiet enough to grab their first prize? | 0:20:05 | 0:20:09 | |
Failure here would mean they haven't won anything all day. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:13 | |
..passed! | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
ALL: Yeah! | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
This is Miss Gobstop. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:19 | |
Will the new pupils please report to my office, immediately? | 0:20:19 | 0:20:24 | |
Yes, get out. Out! Bye-bye! Out! Out! | 0:20:24 | 0:20:29 | |
-Yeah! -Out! -Woo-hoo! | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
So, with the classes now complete, the pupils | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
are off to get their report from Miss Gobstop before the Final Exam. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:38 | |
Enter! | 0:20:38 | 0:20:39 | |
ALL: Yeah! | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
We're going to look at your reports. Are you ready? Here we go. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
Muzzy, I've heard not only giggles but actual words out of your mouth. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:52 | |
I won! | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
Ty, what can I say? | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
Started as a backchatter, kind of still a backchatter. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
Giggled, but I did notice in the last class that you did | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
actually try to be quiet. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
-Ajit. -Yeah. -You're a shusher. -What? -Do you know what that is? -No. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:14 | |
Sh! You do that a lot. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
It actually makes a noise so it's not actually quiet. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:20 | |
Sh! | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
Sharif, you have actually been the quietest. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:26 | |
-Well, thank you. -You're very welcome. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:29 | |
So, listen up. You have one final test. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:34 | |
You'll be taken to the Professor's science lab. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:38 | |
You have banked one prize from the confiscation cupboard. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:43 | |
Could've been three, couldn't keep it shut, so you only have one. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:47 | |
You've got one more chance to graduate. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
If you keep it shut, you can take home your prizes. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
If you don't keep it shut, | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
I will expel you and you will leave the school with nothing. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
So, get out of my class. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
-Out! -OK. We see, when we finished, comb your hair. Comb your hair. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
Get out of my class! | 0:22:03 | 0:22:07 | |
ALL: Bye! | 0:22:07 | 0:22:10 | |
ALL: Yeah! | 0:22:10 | 0:22:14 | |
It's time for the Final Exam with The Professor. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
His mind-boggling experiments are designed to get the pupils | 0:22:16 | 0:22:21 | |
to make as much noise as possible. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
This is not going to be easy for them. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
Ah, guten Tag, children and welcome to the laboratory. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:30 | |
I am the professor. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
You may have heard of me. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
Today, with the help of my assistant, Herr Helmut, cluck, cluck, cluck. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
Look at me! I'm a zombie chicken. Get off, you fool! | 0:22:37 | 0:22:41 | |
Today we will be going you through your Final Examination, | 0:22:41 | 0:22:45 | |
to see if you have learned the silence, ya? | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
-Are you ready to begin? -No. -You're not ready? Well, that is tough. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:51 | |
It will begin in drei, zwei, eins! | 0:22:51 | 0:22:56 | |
So, the professor is going to do all he can to keep | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
these noisy children from London winning any prizes, at all. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:05 | |
This should be interesting. Game on! | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
This is one of my greatest inventions. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
It is a singing chicken. It is like a chicken version of Lady Gaga. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:16 | |
It's things all these popular songs. You will... What's that? | 0:23:16 | 0:23:20 | |
Wah? | 0:23:20 | 0:23:21 | |
You think you're going to be sick? You can't be sick in the laboratory. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
No sick in the laboratory. You can't be sick. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
-Oh, oh, aaaah! -Ah! | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
Ooh, a definite noise, there. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:32 | |
That could be strike one. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
I'm so sorry. This is terrible. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:38 | |
But now we come to you, my friend. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
Sharif's up the next. Hope he's hungry. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
This is my dream pie. Oh, yes. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:47 | |
This pie can read your dreams. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
We have put various other ingredients in it like some panda juice, | 0:23:49 | 0:23:53 | |
and some pigeon dust, and all manner of things, | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
but don't let that put you off. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
It is reading your dreams, right now. | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
It is wanting you to get a pie in the face! | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
But putrid pie was no match for silent Sharif. Amazing! | 0:24:05 | 0:24:11 | |
What does the professor have in store for Ajit? | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
Ah! | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
I have something very special for you. It is my time-freezing machine. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:20 | |
Are you ready? Time freeze, activate! | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
Why have you not frozen? | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
Have you broken my machine? | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
I have never... How did you break my machine? I've never been more. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:37 | |
Ajit trying to silently dodge the silly string, there. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:43 | |
What happened to you? You're a terrible mess. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:50 | |
What am I doing with this? | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
Ooh, and what does he have for Ty? | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
What do we have for you? | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
One of the most deadliest and smelliest things known to man. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:02 | |
It is one of Mr Gross' socks. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:06 | |
Oh! Oh, this is awful. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
Oh, you cannot run away. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
Oh! Oh! | 0:25:12 | 0:25:16 | |
Will the stinking, stenchy sock break Ty's silence? | 0:25:16 | 0:25:19 | |
No? He has a stronger stomach than me. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
What is wrong? | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
It is horrible. I think I'm going to be sick. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
You can't be sick in the laboratory. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
There's enough sick, already. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:31 | |
Er, here, here! Muuurgh! | 0:25:31 | 0:25:35 | |
That's what can only be described as a stunned silence, there, from Ty. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:41 | |
Don't worry, this is my clean machine. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
I will be able to clean you up. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
Oh, there's a lot in the system. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
Shushing from Ajit. Ooh, that could be another strike. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
There's only 20 seconds to go. | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
Can they keep it shut | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
as the gallons of gunge continue? | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
Now, I'm stunned at how | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
silent this lot are being, | 0:26:08 | 0:26:09 | |
despite the torrent of slime! | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
The machine is not functioning! | 0:26:14 | 0:26:17 | |
That's it! | 0:26:17 | 0:26:18 | |
Your silent test is over! | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
ALL: Yeah! | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
Well, how do think you did? Did you make any of the noises? | 0:26:23 | 0:26:28 | |
-Do think you won? -ALL: Yes! | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
Well, if it is up to me and Helmut, you would fail, | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
but it is not up to me. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:34 | |
It is up to the beautiful Fraulein to see if you have passed. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:37 | |
So, with one prize on the line | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
and the Golden Gobstopper in their sights, | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
did this boisterous bunch managed to keep quiet enough | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
to pass the Final Exam? | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
So, despite our chat, I picked up giggling, | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
and Ajit, from you, you little backchatter. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
-Yeah? -Shushing. You've passed one class, failed two. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:56 | |
Not a good deal. But did you graduate? Or will you be expelled? | 0:26:56 | 0:27:00 | |
My Gobstop 3,000 has spoken. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
You | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
have... | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
..graduated! | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
ALL: Yeah! | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
Yes! It's a huge success for our London boys. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:16 | |
Let's see how they did it. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:17 | |
Despite some giggling from Ty, | 0:27:17 | 0:27:22 | |
and shushing from Ajit, | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
they only notched up two strikes on the Gobstop 3000, | 0:27:25 | 0:27:28 | |
which means they've graduated and won the Golden Gobstopper. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:32 | |
Get out and get your prizes. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:36 | |
You've graduated. ALL: Yeah! | 0:27:36 | 0:27:39 | |
Hearing things! | 0:27:47 | 0:27:48 | |
Clean their ears! | 0:27:57 | 0:27:59 | |
ALL: Yeah! | 0:27:59 | 0:28:02 | |
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