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Welcome to the School Of Silence. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
This is where the noisiest children in the country | 0:00:03 | 0:00:06 | |
are sent to prove they can keep quiet. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
KIDS SQUEAL | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
We're about to meet four new arrivals, | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
but can they keep quiet for just one day? | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
Hoo-hoo! I doubt it. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:17 | |
Shh! | 0:00:19 | 0:00:20 | |
Shh! | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
CHILDREN YELL | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
Here's how the day works. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
The new pupils have three challenging classes to prove | 0:00:49 | 0:00:53 | |
they can be silent, followed by the crucial Final Exam | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
which will determine whether they graduate or will be expelled. | 0:00:56 | 0:01:00 | |
If I think the pupils managed to stay quiet enough to pass a class... | 0:01:00 | 0:01:04 | |
..then they will bank a prize from my confiscation cupboard. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:13 | |
But if I think they're being too noisy... | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:01:16 | 0:01:17 | |
HE SHRIEKS | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
..they will get nothing and I will know about it, thanks to this device, | 0:01:19 | 0:01:24 | |
the Gobstop 3,000, the very latest in noise-monitoring technology. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:30 | |
If they pass the Final Exam, | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
they will take all the prizes they have banked | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
and receive the ultimate reward, the Golden Gobstopper. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:41 | |
However, if they fail to keep that shut, | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
I will have no choice but to expel them | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
and they will go home with absolutely nothing. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
These noisy pupils are from Bromley in Kent | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
and are having their noise levels monitored | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
by our beloved headmistress Miss Gobstop | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
and their form tutor Mr Gross. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
You, step forward. Name? | 0:02:00 | 0:02:01 | |
Amy! | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
Amy says her most annoying habit is picking her nose | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
and she loves blowing raspberries too. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
Hopefully not at the same time. That could get very messy. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
You, name? | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
Chloe! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:15 | |
Twin sister Chloe says that the funniest noise she's ever heard | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
was when she sat on a whoopee cushion. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
Well, that's her excuse, anyway. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
You, name? | 0:02:24 | 0:02:25 | |
Ellen. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:26 | |
Ballerina Ellen once launched a ballet shoe into the audience | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
during a performance and says her favourite noise is giggling, | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
which is lucky, as the audience burst out laughing. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:37 | |
You, step forward. Name? | 0:02:37 | 0:02:38 | |
Christiana. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
Christiana likes to sing | 0:02:40 | 0:02:41 | |
and says the funniest noise she's ever heard was a dog breaking wind. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:46 | |
The dog says her singing was much funnier. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
Get out! Get them out! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
ALL CHEER | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
It's time for their first class, general studies with Mr Gross. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
He smells, but his tests really stink. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
Today's class is a double period, | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
so how will our new pupils cope with two Gross tests? | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
Five and six and seven and eight. Oh, come in. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:14 | |
-Come in. -Hello, hello, hello! -Hello, sit down. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
THEY COUGH | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
Yes, very funny. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
I'm just finishing my morning exercises. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
Five and six and seven and eight. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
THEY SHOUT OVER HIM | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
ALL: One, two, three. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
Oh, I tell you what. It's hot work, this, you know. It really is. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:39 | |
Oh, dear. I've got to wring out my sweaty hankie. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:45 | |
It's important to rehydrate and get the salts back in the body, you see. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:49 | |
Ugh! Can I be sick? | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
Shush! Now I've got your attention, Miss Gobstop is listening | 0:03:53 | 0:03:58 | |
at all times on these fluffy little microphones, so she knows | 0:03:58 | 0:04:03 | |
if you're being noisy or if you're being silent. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:07 | |
I don't think you can be silent, but we're going to find out, aren't we? | 0:04:07 | 0:04:13 | |
It's time for your first silence test. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:18 | |
Here we are at your first silence test. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:23 | |
Now, it's very important to have a trade in life. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:29 | |
Today's test is all about plumbing. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
What we've got here are three pipes from the school plumbing system. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:37 | |
They are unfortunately blocked. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
What we're going to do is find out who is the best plumber | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
and we're going to do it... | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
(Silently.) | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
Yes, Chloe! You might just make it yet. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:53 | |
So, they must unblock three pipes by blowing down them. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
The person who blows the hardest unblocks the tube | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
but soaks their opponent. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
They must be quiet if they want to bank a prize. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
First up, it's Amy versus Chloe. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
Three, two, one, plumb! | 0:05:05 | 0:05:09 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
Chloe is laughing like an unblocked drain. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
Not a good start. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
I got you, Amy. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
But did Miss Gobstop get all of that? | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
Pipe number two, and it's Christiana versus Ellen. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
Well, the twins are laughing in stereo. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
If they carry on like this, | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
they can kiss goodbye to any prizes from the confiscation cupboard. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
And finally, the two best plumbers go head-to-head. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
They must plumb silently if they want to bank a prize. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
CHLOE SPLUTTERS | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
Remember, don't try this at home! | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
At least they're enjoying themselves, | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
unlike poor Miss Gobstop. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:02 | |
Your silence test is over. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:07 | |
OK. It's time for another silence test. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:16 | |
Well, perhaps they'll make amends in Mr Gross's second test | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
and bag some prizes. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
This silent test is all about babysitting, | 0:06:21 | 0:06:27 | |
which is very important in later life | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
for earning extra pocket money and, of course, | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
if you are unfortunate enough to have any children of your own. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:38 | |
Nurses? | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
ALL: Ugh! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
They're absolutely gross. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:45 | |
What we have here are some mini Grosses | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
for you to practice your babysitting skills, but you must practise in... | 0:06:48 | 0:06:55 | |
Silence! | 0:06:55 | 0:06:56 | |
Silence, absolutely. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
Your silence test starts now. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:03 | |
So the girls have to look after Mr Gross's dolls. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
They have no idea that these creepy babies actually trump | 0:07:06 | 0:07:10 | |
and wet themselves. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:11 | |
They must stay silent if they want to bank a prize. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
You're talking, did you know that? | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
And, like, so are you, yeah! | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
Amy gets the first mini Gross. How will she cope? | 0:07:21 | 0:07:25 | |
MINI GROSS TRUMPS | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
A giggle from Chloe. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:32 | |
The baby's let rip, but can Chloe and Amy control their guffaws? | 0:07:32 | 0:07:38 | |
Looks like these young ladies might be going home empty-handed | 0:07:43 | 0:07:48 | |
if they carry on like this. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:49 | |
Amy looks happy, but will she stay silent | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
when the mini Gross has a big accident? | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
CHLOE LAUGHS | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
(I'm afraid he had a little accident.) | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
Sssh! Sssh! | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
Noisy shushing from Chloe. That'll get Miss Gobstop's attention. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:09 | |
MINI GROSS TRUMPS | 0:08:09 | 0:08:10 | |
Could Amy's giggling cause the girls to fail? | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
Mr Gross is handing over the final baby. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
What's Christiana's childcare plan? | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
Abandon the baby. Hmm, that's not very nice. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
Sssh! | 0:08:36 | 0:08:37 | |
A little accident from Mr Gross's doll there, | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
but a big laugh from Amy. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
I don't think Miss Gobstop looks impressed. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
Your silence test is over. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:47 | |
I think there was an awful lot of noise throughout the test. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
Don't you? | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
No. I didn't hear anything. Did you? | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
Well, I tell you what. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:57 | |
It was just the babies. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
I know who would've heard something, our illustrious headmistress, | 0:08:59 | 0:09:03 | |
the delightful, all-powerful Fallulah Gobstop. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:07 | |
Attention, attention. This is Miss Gobstop. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:12 | |
The level of noise during these silence tests was disgusting. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:19 | |
Amy - giggler extraordinaire. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
Ellen, you tried hard, but not hard enough. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:33 | |
Christiana, keep up the good work. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
Chloe, your constant chatter and cackling was unbelievable. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:48 | |
I got you, Amy. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
Are you OK? | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
Oh, no! | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
Class... | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
Have they passed their first class and banked a prize? | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
..failed. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
ALL GROAN | 0:10:03 | 0:10:04 | |
It doesn't matter. We've got more chances. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
Yeah, well, I can't say I'm surprised. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
You are quite the noisiest children I've experienced in a long time. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:13 | |
Get out of my classroom. Go on, off you go. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
ALL: Bye! | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Go quietly. Don't slam the door. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:22 | |
Oh, that's so bad! Come here. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
We've got loads of other chances so cheer up. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
We failed. I can't believe it. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
She said that I kept yabbering on. Well, I did not yabber on. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:35 | |
It was her and her and her. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
You did. Don't blame it on us. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
They might think we can't be silent... | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
ALL: But we can. Sssh! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
I hate your hair. You wear far too much make-up. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:50 | |
Your clothes are revolting. Terrible. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
In short, you look like a clown. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
SILENCE | 0:10:58 | 0:10:59 | |
You're hired! | 0:10:59 | 0:11:00 | |
On to the Class 2, geography with Miss Adventure. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
She may be tiny but her tests are massively difficult. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:10 | |
Will the pupils put their bad start behind them | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
and bank their first prize of the day by passing this class? | 0:11:12 | 0:11:16 | |
Miss Adventure was the bravest explorer of all time | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
and she said... | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
Oh, come in, young roamers. Come in, come in, come in. Take a seat. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:27 | |
Welcome, welcome. Lovely. Close the door. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
Hello, class. I am Miss Adventure, geography teacher. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:36 | |
Salute me if you fancy. There we go. Oh, that's very disciplined. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
Now, did you pass Mr Gross's class? | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
No, but because he wasn't a nice teacher | 0:11:42 | 0:11:43 | |
we think we might be better for you. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
-Oh, you think I'm a nice teacher, do you? -Yes. -That's very nice. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:49 | |
Well, I've got a great silence test for you. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
It's going to defeat you as well. I've planned it very carefully. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
# It's going to defeat you # It's going to defeat you... # | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
This is how you dance. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
But it was good dancing, though. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
That was good dancing and it was quite silent as well. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:09 | |
It was quite silent. That was quite good. I quite liked that. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
Sit down, class. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
So, I'll ask you one more time, | 0:12:13 | 0:12:17 | |
do you think you're going to pass my silence test? | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
ALL: Yes! | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
Well, we'll see about that. It's time for my silence test. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
Every explorer needs to be lucky and my silence test is going to | 0:12:25 | 0:12:30 | |
see which one of you is the luckiest and if you can be completely silent. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:35 | |
You're going to pull out one of these pegs. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:39 | |
And if there's red on the bottom, you get a custard pie in the face. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:43 | |
Amy and Ellen, let's get you sitting down. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:47 | |
So, can you be quiet in my silence test? Let's find out. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
Silence test commences in five, four, three, two, one... | 0:12:50 | 0:12:56 | |
Four cold custard pies and four fresh faces. | 0:12:56 | 0:13:00 | |
Who'll pull a red peg first and get a face-full? | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
Ooh, it's not Ellen. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:04 | |
Amy's turn to pull a peg of peril. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
Silent chuckling. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
They're really upping their game in order to bag their first prize. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:16 | |
Let's see that again. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:17 | |
First pie to Amy. Who's going to get the next one? | 0:13:17 | 0:13:21 | |
Lovely. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
It's Ellen's second go. Will her luck hold? | 0:13:23 | 0:13:27 | |
The answer's no! | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
Amy's trying to control her titters but has Miss Gobstop clocked them? | 0:13:29 | 0:13:34 | |
Let's look at the flying pie again. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
Bam! Direct hit. What a beauty! | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
Christiana joins Chloe. Who will get the third pie? | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
Chloe's in the clear. Silent relief. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
A confident pull from Christiana. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
Chloe's still lucky and silent. It's a miracle. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
They're quite literally pulling out all the stops to keep schtum. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:11 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
Not a peep. Miss Gobstop will be impressed. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
In case you missed it, here's how to stay silent | 0:14:20 | 0:14:24 | |
while being pied in the face. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:25 | |
Bosh! | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
Just Chloe left now. How long will her luck last? | 0:14:27 | 0:14:31 | |
A while longer, it would seem. That's three in a row. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
Amazing! | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
They can't believe their pies! | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
This can't last much longer. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
Can they keep it together with a prize in sight? | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
Well, Chloe's lucky streak finally ran out. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:55 | |
She thought it was all over and it was...all over her face! | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
Ohhh! Pie-tastic! | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
Your silence test is over! | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
Well, they seem pretty happy but have they done enough | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
to bank their first prize? | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
So, your silence test is over. How do you think you did? | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
-Amy, how do you think you did in that one? -Fabulous! | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
Better than in Mr Gross's class. I tried not to laugh. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
I did snigger but, you know... | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
Ellen, what do you think? | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
As a team, we done better than Mr Gross's. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
No doubt about that. I definitely heard some noises, though. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
But it's not up to you, it's not up to me. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
It's up to Miss Gobstop. Let's find out what she thinks. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
Attention, attention. This is Miss Gobstop. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
Goodness gracious! | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
Are you the same girls who were in Mr Gross's class? | 0:15:37 | 0:15:41 | |
You seem to be learning the code of silence. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
Well done. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
But were your whispery giggles too much? | 0:15:46 | 0:15:51 | |
Class... | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
Have they passed their first class of the day | 0:15:53 | 0:15:57 | |
and banked themselves a prize? | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
..passed! | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
I can't believe it. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
That was unbelievable. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
Oh, for goodness' sake. That's enough, class. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
I can't believe you did it. Get out. Get out of my class. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
We've passed, we've passed, we've passed, we've passed! | 0:16:17 | 0:16:21 | |
Miss Gobstopper said, "Are you sure you're the same girls?" | 0:16:21 | 0:16:25 | |
Well, we pulled off this one. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
The next time we're going to zip it even more. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
ALL: Ssh! | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
Well, meanwhile, in the school's hamster cage. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
Judy, what's silent but deadly? | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
HE TRUMPS | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
Ooh! Correction - what's deadly? | 0:16:41 | 0:16:45 | |
Oh, Harry! | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
It's time for Class 3 with Mr Les Prance, | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
teacher of the performing arts. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
Prance will make them dance to his silent tune. Action! | 0:16:53 | 0:16:57 | |
Our noisy mob from Bromley have failed one class | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
and passed the other. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
They're on a roll, so will it be prize number two? | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
-Good morning, hello. -ALL: How do you do? | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
-That's lovely. Take a seat. -Thank you. -Good to hear. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
Let me just put this somewhere out of the... Oh dear! One moment. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:15 | |
Mr Prance, you're a bit over the top. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
-Really? -ALL: Yeah! | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
-Shall I just put it down? -A lot over the top. -Really? | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
-OW! -Do you want help? | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
-No, it's OK. Erm, now, hello. -ALL: Hello. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:28 | |
I am, as you know, Mr Prance, your performance arts teacher. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
Here, within our theatre of silence, | 0:17:31 | 0:17:35 | |
I'm here to prove that you cannot remain silent. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:40 | |
-Ssh! -Thank you. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
OK, if you're food, we want you to be like shush kebabs | 0:17:42 | 0:17:46 | |
and not bangers. Do you understand? | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
Now, it's time for my silent test. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
My silent test is silent make-up. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:56 | |
You must make each other up for my new thriller. | 0:17:56 | 0:18:00 | |
It's called Which Tiger Is It? | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
You will be the tiger. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:07 | |
You will be the witch. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
My silence test begins in three, two, one, action! | 0:18:13 | 0:18:18 | |
So, scary make-up in silence. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
The girls will work in pairs with the added twist that | 0:18:21 | 0:18:25 | |
they can't see what they're doing. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
Erm, we need... | 0:18:27 | 0:18:28 | |
Chloe starts the silent test by talking. Radical! | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
Yeah, that's fine. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
Oh, dear. That will not please Miss Gobstop. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
Christiana and Amy remain tight-lipped | 0:18:35 | 0:18:39 | |
in the hope of banking a prize. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
Chloe's finally earned her stripes by staying silent but will it last? | 0:18:45 | 0:18:50 | |
I can definitely hear some giggling but will that cost them a prize? | 0:19:02 | 0:19:06 | |
Artists, inspect your work. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
Have a look. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
What will they make of their new look? | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
Oh, was that a snigger from Tigger? | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
And Amy casts a spell... | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
..of giggling. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
Your silence test is complete. Cut. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
Miss Gobstop has been listening and she will let you know how you did. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:41 | |
Attention, attention. This is Miss Gobstop. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:45 | |
Chloe, I caught you talking. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:49 | |
OK, erm, we need... Yeah, that's fine. That's fine. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
And, Amy, you finished things off by cackling like a little witch. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:58 | |
Class... | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
Now, have they managed to bank their second prize? | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
-..failed! -Yes! | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
ALL: Ohhh! | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
I warned you! | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
Will the new pupils please report to my office immediately? | 0:20:15 | 0:20:19 | |
Mm, that's right, out you go. Goodbye. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:23 | |
You look lovely, by the way. Thank you, take care. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
So, with the classes complete, the pupils are off to see Miss Gobstop | 0:20:25 | 0:20:30 | |
to get their report before the Final Exam. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
Come in. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
Quickly. Shut the door, please. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
So, you were sent here because you're all far too noisy | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
and we've put you through some silent tests. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
So let's look at your report cards. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
Amy, your giggles were heard throughout my school today. | 0:20:54 | 0:21:01 | |
Ellen, I have noticed that you've tried to keep your mouth shut. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:11 | |
You guys must be silent. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
Chloe, it says here, | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
"Chitter chatter, chitter chatter, cackle cackle cackle." | 0:21:19 | 0:21:23 | |
I got you, Amy! | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
Sssh! Sssh! | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
Christiana, keep up the good work. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
So, of the three classes, you've passed one, | 0:21:40 | 0:21:47 | |
which means you've banked one prize. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
But, in order to receive that prize, you have to pass the Final Exam. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:56 | |
If you graduate, not only will you take home the prize, | 0:21:56 | 0:22:00 | |
but you'll also receive the ultimate reward of the Golden Gobstopper. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:05 | |
But, if you fail, you will be expelled | 0:22:05 | 0:22:09 | |
and go home with absolutely nothing. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
Now get out and go to the science lab. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:15 | |
THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER | 0:22:15 | 0:22:16 | |
Dear goodness me! | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
It's time for the Final Exam with the professor. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
His fiendish experiments and dastardly inventions | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
are all that's standing between our new pupils and graduation. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:36 | |
The professor will do all he can to stop them winning their prizes | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
and the Golden Gobstopper. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
Vell, my little giggling gooses. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
Velcome to your Final Examination here in ze laboratory. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:48 | |
I am ze professor and today with ze help of my assistant Herr Helmut... | 0:22:48 | 0:22:52 | |
-BO! -You stop doing that! | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
You're crazy! It's just a puppet. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
-Oh, killer vorm! Attack, attack! Get off! -It's just a puppet! | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
Right, for your Final Examination, | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
I will pit you against ze power of my silent laboratory. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
If you make three of ze bad, bad noises, you vill be expelled. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:09 | |
If you pass, you vill vin ze elusive Golden Gobstopper. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
OMG! I know. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
Ve shall commence your final examination in drei, zwei, eins! | 0:23:15 | 0:23:22 | |
-Ha-ha ha! -Shut up! | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
Right, who do we have first? I think we will have you. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:29 | |
Ellen's first up. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
Zis is my latest and greatest invention. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:35 | |
It is ze mind-reading helmet. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:39 | |
It will be amazing. Are you ready? Here we go. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
I can read your thoughts. You're like, "Oh no, my hair is a mess!" | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
Look, you look beautiful. You're like Lady Gaga! | 0:23:49 | 0:23:54 | |
Right, who do we have next? | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
You, I think. What have we got? | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
Oh, I like ze smiles and ze giggling. What do we have? | 0:23:58 | 0:24:02 | |
It is my invisibility cloak. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
You can't see me. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
I'm invisible. Where has he gone? | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
-You're there. -I am not here! | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
You're guessing. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:12 | |
Oh, Chloe's fallen for the oldest trick in the book. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
Has she earned her team their first strike? | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
Remember, three and they're out. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
Christiana's up next. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
Oh, it's a special pie. It's floating. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
It is made with animal sick and panda doo-doo and weasel juice. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:30 | |
Oh, it smells horrible. I know. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:33 | |
Great silent skill. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
Christiana really wants them to win. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
What do we have next? | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
For you, I think. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
Now it's Amy's turn. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
It is perhaps the most dangerous and smelliest thing known to man. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:52 | |
This is one of Mr Gross's socks. Oh, it's horrible. | 0:24:54 | 0:25:00 | |
Oh, it, it smells like a giant's pants. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
You can't run. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:04 | |
Suffering in silence. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
This team's really trying hard. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
Very good. But, finally, what do we have for you, Chloe? | 0:25:09 | 0:25:14 | |
You get to test my latest and greatest invention. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:18 | |
It is my happiness ray. Are you ready? | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
Go! | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
Some giggling. Is that strike two? | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
Oh, I'm so sorry. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
I had it upside down. It was a frown. You need to turn it this way. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
Right, we try again. Here we go. This will make you happy, Chloe. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:37 | |
Eins, zwei, drei, go! | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
Why would that make you happy? How rude are you? | 0:25:40 | 0:25:44 | |
Right, don't worry. We will be able to clean you all up. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:47 | |
Things will be absolutely fine with my gleam machine. Go! | 0:25:47 | 0:25:51 | |
20 seconds to go. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
Can they keep quiet under the onslaught of slime? | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
Thank goodness the machine is empty. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:03 | |
Oh, the pesky professor is trying to trick them. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
Can he break them in the last few seconds? | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
That is it. Your time is up. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:15 | |
Your Final Examination is over! | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
So, have they won all their prizes | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
or did they set off the Gobstop 3,000 three times? | 0:26:20 | 0:26:24 | |
Sssh! How did you think you did in your Final Examination, | 0:26:24 | 0:26:28 | |
my little pandemonium pigeons? | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
Do think you managed to pass? | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
ALL: Yeah. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:33 | |
We will see. Only ze gorgeous Fraulein Gobstopper can say | 0:26:33 | 0:26:38 | |
if you will pass the School Of Silence. Fraulein Gobstopper? | 0:26:38 | 0:26:42 | |
Well, my glorious headteacher, how did meine guinea pigs do? | 0:26:44 | 0:26:49 | |
Well, I was listening intently through my Gobstop 3,000. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:56 | |
I heard noises. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:58 | |
So, you... | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
..will... | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
..be expelled! | 0:27:09 | 0:27:10 | |
ALL SHOUT AT ONCE | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
Oh, no! They've lost all their prizes. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
So, where did it all go wrong? | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
There was backchat from Chloe... | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
You're there. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
..who was joined in the cackling by Amy... | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
..before a final burst of doubled up laughter from the twins. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:30 | |
So, more than three strikes means they failed. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:37 | |
ALL SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
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