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Welcome to the School of Silence, | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
where the noisiest children are sent to prove they CAN keep quiet. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:07 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:00:09 | 0:00:10 | |
We're about to meet four new arrivals, | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
but can they keep quiet for just one day? | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
Ooh, I doubt it. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:17 | |
Ssh! | 0:00:19 | 0:00:20 | |
Ssh! | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
CHILDREN CHEER | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
Here's how the day works. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
The new pupils have three challenging classes, | 0:00:49 | 0:00:53 | |
to prove they can be silent, followed by the crucial Final Exam, | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
which will determine whether they graduate, or will be expelled. | 0:00:56 | 0:01:00 | |
If I think the pupils manage to stay quiet enough to pass a class, | 0:01:00 | 0:01:04 | |
then they will bank a prize from my confiscation cupboard. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
But if I think they're being too noisy... | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
SHE BLOWS RASPBERRY | 0:01:15 | 0:01:16 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:01:18 | 0:01:19 | |
..they will get nothing. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
And I WILL know about it, thanks to this device - | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
the Gobstop 3000. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
The very latest in noise monitoring technology. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
If they pass the final exam, | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
they will take all the prizes they have banked | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
and receive the ultimate reward - the Golden Gobstopper. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:40 | |
However, if they fail to keep that shut, | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
I will have no choice but to expel them | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
and they will go home with absolutely nothing. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
These screaming students are from Glasgow and Edinburgh, | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
and it looks like their noise levels are off the scale. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
It's a real headache for head teacher Miss Gobstop | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
and form tutor Mr Gross. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
You, come forward! Name! | 0:02:00 | 0:02:04 | |
Ross! | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
Ross dreams of speaking in a squeaky voice all day long. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
Ross, mission accomplished! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
You! Name! | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
Jodie! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:15 | |
Jodie loves to sing | 0:02:15 | 0:02:16 | |
and would do so all day long if she could. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:20 | |
Thankfully, she can't. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
You, come forward! Name! | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
Josh! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
Josh once played his trombone so loudly that he woke a sleeping baby. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
Funnily enough, he's never been asked to babysit again. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
You, come forward! Name! | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
Rachel! | 0:02:39 | 0:02:40 | |
Rachel loves the sound of loud laughter, | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
which is lucky because she once fell over in school assembly | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
in front of the entire school. Ha ha ha! | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
OK, OK, get them out, get out! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
THEY SCREAM MORE LOUDLY | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
It's time for their first class - general studies with Mr Gross. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:03 | |
This rancid teacher has two rotten tests for our new pupils. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:07 | |
But will they come up smelling of roses and bank a prize? | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:03:17 | 0:03:18 | |
Ah, come in, come in! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Hello. Sit down. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
You call this a classroom? It's more like dog's do-do. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
Don't slam the door! | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
You interrupted me peeling my toenails. Look. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
-ALL: -Ew! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:33 | |
Look, I'm building up a nice pile of them. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:03:36 | 0:03:37 | |
Look! | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
Well, look, I tell you what... | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
Smell them, they smell lovely and cheesy. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
Anyway, I'm Mr Gross... | 0:03:48 | 0:03:49 | |
-Yes, we know. -..your general studies teacher. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
OK. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
And you are here in the School of Silence | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
to prove that you can be silent. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:02 | |
If you're not silent, remember, Miss Gobstop is listening, Ross, | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
on that little microphone. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
-Hello, Mrs Gobstopper! -And on here. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
Hi! | 0:04:09 | 0:04:10 | |
And if you're too noisy, she'll know about it. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
I think it's time for your first silent test. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:18 | |
Now, this test is all about plumbing. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:22 | |
It's very important to have a trade in later life, | 0:04:22 | 0:04:26 | |
and this is a good one. But only if you can do it silently. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:33 | |
Now, these are from the school plumbing system, | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
and are unfortunately blocked with some mystery liquid. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:41 | |
OK, plumbing fans, it's pipe time. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
In this test, the pupils must unlock three pipes | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
using nothing but the awesome power of their lungs. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
The pupil that blows the hardest releases the water | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
and their mate gets an early bath. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
Pipe number one. It's Jodie versus Ross. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
In three, two, one, plumb! | 0:04:58 | 0:05:03 | |
Remember, don't try this at home. Oh, this is incredibly close. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:08 | |
I think we've got a winner. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
Silent celebration - Miss Gobstop's favourite. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
Next, it's pipe number two, Rachel versus Josh. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:22 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
Rachel's giggling already. Big mistake! | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
WHISPERS: Don't, don't do... | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
He has to do it, Rachel. It's his job. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
Ross and Jodie don't look happy. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
Will Rachel's giggle fit deny them their first prize? | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
Three, two, one, plumb. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:48 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:05:48 | 0:05:49 | |
Rachel's thrown a spanner in the works of silence | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
and Miss Gobstop's feeling the aftershock. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
It's the third and final pipe, and it's Josh and Ross again. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
Can Rachel keep it together? | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
(Three, two, one.) | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
JOSH SPLUTTERS | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
RACHEL GIGGLES | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
No, Rachel's totally lost it. She's a real giggle monster. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:18 | |
Ross has won it, but will his manful pipework be in vain? | 0:06:18 | 0:06:23 | |
And your silence test is over. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:27 | |
ALL: YEA-A-A-AH! | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
Can they do better in the second test? | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
It's time for another silent test. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:35 | |
Right! | 0:06:35 | 0:06:36 | |
This silent test is all about babysitting. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:42 | |
You need to look after the babies and do it quietly. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:47 | |
It's time to meet my little babies! | 0:06:47 | 0:06:51 | |
Come on in, Nursey. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
Awww! | 0:06:55 | 0:06:56 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
-Really stupid! -Aren't they beautiful? | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
Your silent test starts... | 0:07:03 | 0:07:07 | |
now! | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
So the team have to look after a mini Mr Gross, | 0:07:08 | 0:07:13 | |
but they don't know that the dolls trump and wet themselves. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
-Hmm, how will they cope? -Awww. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
So, Rachel gets the first baby Gross. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
DOLL FARTS | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
A guff from baby, but not a peep from Rachel. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
That was a definite improvement. Miss Gobstop will be relieved. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:31 | |
Whilst Jodie takes care of the first doll, | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
Mr Gross hands Rachel another. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
But does it do more than just let out rotten rips? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:42 | |
(Coochie-coochie-coo.) | 0:07:42 | 0:07:43 | |
Ooh, yeah, it does! | 0:07:43 | 0:07:47 | |
Mini Gross has a little accident, | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
but Rachel strains to keep the giggles from coming out. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
Maybe they'll bank a prize after all! | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
MUFFLED GIGGLING | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
There's a lot of muffled giggling going on here. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:07 | |
Here's the final doll, and it goes to Ross, | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
but can he keep the noise down? | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
(Coochie-coo. Coochie-coo.) | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
MUFFLED GIGGLING | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
ROSS SHRIEKS | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
Will that last shriek cost them the chance of a prize? | 0:08:18 | 0:08:23 | |
Your silence test... | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
is over! | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
So, how do you think you did? | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
-Brilliant! -Fantastic! | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
Do you really think you did fantastically? | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
KIDS SHOUT: Yes-s-s! | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
Fortunately, it doesn't matter what you think or even what | 0:08:40 | 0:08:45 | |
I think or what Nursey thinks. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
The only person whose opinion matters | 0:08:47 | 0:08:51 | |
is the illustrious headmistress, Miss Gobstop. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:56 | |
'Attention, attention!' | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
This is Miss Gobstop. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
'Rachel. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
'Little Miss Laugh-a-lot.' | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
RACHEL GIGGLES | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
'Josh, you did so well as a silent plumber.' | 0:09:09 | 0:09:14 | |
'Ross, I heard your whispers with the mini-mes.' | 0:09:17 | 0:09:23 | |
Oh, that is gross! | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
Ugh! | 0:09:25 | 0:09:26 | |
-DOLL FARTS -That's gross as gross can be! | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
'Jodie, if only your teammates were as quiet as you.' | 0:09:29 | 0:09:35 | |
DOLL FARTS | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
Class... | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
Did they blow the prize in the pipe pandemonium, | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
or were they hush-a-bye-baby enough to pass? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
'..failed!' | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
ALL: NO-O-O-O! | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
-Get out of my classroom! -Fine! | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
Come on, clear off! | 0:09:55 | 0:09:56 | |
Aww, we failed! | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
It PEED on me! | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
It peed on ME! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
Next time, our tactic is we're going to bite our tongues to be... | 0:10:09 | 0:10:14 | |
(quiet!) | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
'Attention, attention. This is the School of Silence.' | 0:10:19 | 0:10:23 | |
A pupil has left something quite foul in the toilets. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:27 | |
The disgusting thing is brown, smells appalling, | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
and is making me feel quite sick! | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
-HE GASPS -I am not brown! | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
I'm more, um, well, butterscotch! | 0:10:34 | 0:10:39 | |
Time for the second class - geography, with Miss Adventure. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
This small but beautifully formed globetrotter can pack | 0:10:42 | 0:10:46 | |
a giant punch with her tests, | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
but can our pupils bank their first prize of the day? | 0:10:48 | 0:10:52 | |
Come in, young explorers! | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
Let me get the door for you. Come in. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
-There we go. -Hello! -Hello. -Hi! -'Welcome, class. Take a seat.' | 0:10:58 | 0:11:02 | |
I was just finishing off a little project here. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:06 | |
I'm circumnavigating the globe, Rachel. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
Welcome. I am Miss Adventure, geography teacher. How are we all? | 0:11:09 | 0:11:14 | |
THEY SHOUT | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
-Do you think you can pass my silence test? -ALL: -Yes! | 0:11:16 | 0:11:20 | |
You're very naughty, aren't you? | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
Miss Gobstop's listening to the microphones. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
If you're quiet, you might win a prize. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:29 | |
If you're noisy, you'll win nothing. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
-One more time, can you pass my silence test? -ALL: -Yes! | 0:11:31 | 0:11:36 | |
Well, let's find out. It's time for my silence test. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
We're going to see which one of you is the luckiest. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:44 | |
You're going to pull out one of these pegs. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
If there's red on the bottom, you get a custard pie in the face. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
Remember, you must do this in complete silence. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:55 | |
Four custard pies on offer. But who will get the first one? Pegs away. | 0:11:55 | 0:12:01 | |
Your silence test commences in five, four, three, two, one. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:07 | |
Lucky start for Rachel, the pie of fate on her side. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
Will Jodie be equally blessed? | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
Oh! No. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:12:21 | 0:12:22 | |
Rachel lets out a delighted chuckle. Oh, dear. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:26 | |
Rachel's going for two lucky pegs in a row. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
She thanks her lucky stars. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
Can she maintain this silence and help secure that prize? | 0:12:35 | 0:12:40 | |
Ross's first pull. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
Silent satisfaction his reward. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
Rachel still lucky and, most importantly, silent. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:52 | |
Ross goes for it. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
Ooh, second time unlucky! | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
Let's replay that. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:02 | |
The swish of the pie and the splat on the face. Ooh, unlucky, Ross. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:07 | |
Is it pie time? No! | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
Superb silence. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
Josh is next to try his luck with his first peg. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:20 | |
Quiet confidence. I know someone who'll love that. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:24 | |
SHE CHUCKLES | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
Finally! Rachel's pie-free streak ends. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
But has the goo muffled the giggling? | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
Let's see whether Josh is as lucky as Rachel. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:42 | |
No, he's not. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
SHE CHUCKLES | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
Whoops. Rachel undoing all her good work. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:54 | |
A replay, monsieur. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
Bosh. That's what aficionados call pie-mageddon. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
Your silence test is over. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
Your silence test is over. Let's see how you did. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
-Rachel, you were very lucky. Do you think you were quiet enough? -Yes. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:16 | |
It doesn't matter what we think. It's what Miss Gobstop thinks. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:20 | |
Attention, attention. This is Miss Gobstop. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:24 | |
I thought you had all learned your silent lesson, starting off so well. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:30 | |
Hardly a peep. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
But unfortunately, with chitter-chatter and giggles, | 0:14:32 | 0:14:38 | |
somebody let your team down. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:43 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
Class... | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
So did the team pass this test and bag that all-important first prize? | 0:14:52 | 0:14:57 | |
..failed! | 0:14:57 | 0:14:58 | |
-No! -Yes, yes, yes! | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
Oh! | 0:15:00 | 0:15:01 | |
What a shame. Never mind. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
I've had enough of you. Get out of my class. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
THEY SHOUT AT HER | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
For goodness' sake. You're so noisy. Out you go. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:14 | |
Out you go. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
It's not fair. We lost because of one person. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:20 | |
SO WE'RE GOING TO CREAM THE NEXT CLASS! | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
THEY SHOUT AND CHEER | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
Meanwhile, in the school's hamster cage... | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
And that, Judy, is how I became the king of the monkey people. Bang! | 0:15:29 | 0:15:34 | |
Judy, can you keep a secret? | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
Stupid question. HE CHUCKLES | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
Bang! | 0:15:42 | 0:15:43 | |
It's halfway through the day and time for class three | 0:15:43 | 0:15:47 | |
with Mr Les Prance, teacher of the performing arts. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
Can Mr Prance make them dance to his silent tunes? | 0:15:50 | 0:15:54 | |
With two failures, can our pupils secure their first prize of the day? | 0:15:54 | 0:15:58 | |
Come in. Take a seat. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
-Mr Prince, we've arrived. -Thank you. Take a seat. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
Good morning, Mr Prance. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
-Mr Prance, prepare to be amazed. -Shhh, shhh. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:10 | |
Just sleep it off. Ah! | 0:16:16 | 0:16:18 | |
Hello. I am Mr Les Prance, your performance arts teacher. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:25 | |
I will be testing you to prove that you cannot remain quiet. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:31 | |
-Think you can pass my class? -Yes. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
Really? We'll see, because my silence test is about to begin. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:39 | |
This is a test of your make-up skill. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
In teams you will make each other up to be the lead characters | 0:16:42 | 0:16:46 | |
from my new romantic comedy Scarecrow And The Ladybird. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:52 | |
As always, this must be carried out in complete silence. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:56 | |
Josh will be the scarecrow and Ross will be the ladybird. | 0:16:56 | 0:17:02 | |
Positions, please. Your silence test begins | 0:17:02 | 0:17:06 | |
in three, two, one... Action! | 0:17:06 | 0:17:10 | |
Rachel and Jodie must apply the make-up | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
while standing behind Ross and Josh. This could be messy. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:17 | |
First the base layer. Silence from Josh. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
-GIGGLING -Hang on, who's giggling? | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
WHISPERING | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
GIGGLING | 0:17:27 | 0:17:28 | |
If Rachel keeps this up, they'll win nothing. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
Now for the fine detail. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
It must be contagious. Ross joins in with the giggling. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:43 | |
GIGGLING | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
Exemplary silence from Jodie and Josh | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
in this technically taxing application of cosmetics. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:54 | |
GIGGLING | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
And finally it's accessories time. | 0:17:56 | 0:18:00 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
-Ow! -SHE GIGGLES | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
Can Rachel do anything without giggling? | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
The scarecrow doing what they do best, | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
looking odd and saying nothing. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
Miss Gobstop approves. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
The pupils' make-up and costumes are complete. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:23 | |
The last time I checked, clapping wasn't silent. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:28 | |
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the noisiest of them all? | 0:18:31 | 0:18:36 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
Spot on, Ross. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
THEY STIFLE LAUGHTER | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
Put it on. Am I still on red? | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
The last few seconds and they've forgotten about silence completely. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:55 | |
Your silence test is now complete. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
I heard quite a bit of chatter but then it's not for me to decide. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:04 | |
Miss Gobstop has been listening to this test | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
and she will let you know how you fared. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:11 | |
Attention, attention. This is Miss Gobstop. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:16 | |
A scarecrow and a ladybird, | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
but were the make-up artists' brush strokes too loud? | 0:19:19 | 0:19:23 | |
Or was it the talking or the giggles? | 0:19:23 | 0:19:28 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
SHE CHUCKLES | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
Put it on. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
Class... | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
Have they finally won a prize or has Rachel let the side down again? | 0:19:39 | 0:19:44 | |
-..failed! -Yes! | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
THEY GROAN | 0:19:48 | 0:19:49 | |
-That's not fair. -Very fair. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:53 | |
At least we've got the last test. We might win that. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
Will the new pupils please report to my office immediately? | 0:19:56 | 0:20:00 | |
Thank you. Au revoir. Goodbye. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:04 | |
With classes complete, the pupils see Miss Gobstop | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
to get their report before the Final Exam. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
Enter. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:11 | |
You've been sent here because you're too noisy. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
Shall we take a look at your report? Ross. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
There were whispers from you in Mr Gross's class. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:27 | |
Gross as gross can be! | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
Oh, that is gross! Yuck. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
But you have improved. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
Jodie, out of all your team, I hear noises from you the least. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:41 | |
DOLL FARTS | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
SHE STIFLES A LAUGH | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
Josh, a silent plumber. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
I give credit where credit is due, Josh. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:53 | |
RACHEL LAUGHS | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
Rachel, Rachel, Rachel. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:05 | |
There hasn't been one class where you managed to keep your mouth shut. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:09 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
SHE CHUCKLES | 0:21:14 | 0:21:15 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
So unfortunately the rest of your team have won no prizes, nothing. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:23 | |
If you'd like to pass the Final Exam, you'll have to keep that shut. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:28 | |
If you manage to keep your mouth shut, you not only will graduate | 0:21:28 | 0:21:33 | |
but you will receive the ultimate reward of the Golden Gobstopper. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:38 | |
That's right. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:39 | |
Off we go to the science lab. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
You've got to zip it to win it. Go. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
Bye! | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
THEY SHOUT | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
It's time for the Final Exam with The Professor. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
His wicked gizmos and diabolical gadgets have one purpose, | 0:22:01 | 0:22:05 | |
to stop the new pupils from graduating. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
Ah, hello, my little chaos caterpillars, | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
and velcome to the laboratory for your final examination. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:16 | |
I am The Professor. With my assistant, Herr Helmut... | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
'Silence, Ninja!' | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
Get off! | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
What we will do today, for your final examination, | 0:22:24 | 0:22:28 | |
we vill pit you against the Silent Laboratory. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
If you make three of the bad, bad noises you will be expelled. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:36 | |
But if you manage to make the quiet then you will graduate | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
and you vill vin the Golden Gobstopper. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
But this vill not happen. Ve vill commence in | 0:22:42 | 0:22:46 | |
drei, zwei, | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
eins! | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
LIGHTNING CRASHES EVIL CACKLE | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
Quiet, you fool. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
Right, who do we have first? First of all it is...you. | 0:22:55 | 0:23:00 | |
He has devoted his life to crushing dreams of Golden Gobstoppers. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:05 | |
Will he succeed today? Ross to go first. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
-This is one of my greatest inventions. -What will happen to me? | 0:23:07 | 0:23:11 | |
Something quite messy, Ross. But was that the first strike? | 0:23:11 | 0:23:16 | |
This is the mind-reading helmet. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
Are you ready? Ve vill begin. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
I can read your thoughts. What are you saying? | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
"Oh, no, my hair's a mess. I want to marry Rachel." | 0:23:27 | 0:23:31 | |
Who's next? Ah, you. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
It's Josh now. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:35 | |
One of my greatest inventions. It is my invisibility cloak. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:40 | |
(I am invisible. You cannot see me.) | 0:23:40 | 0:23:43 | |
Look at this. This pie is floating all on its own like a little ghost. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:50 | |
It's made with animal ingredients like veasel milk | 0:23:50 | 0:23:54 | |
and giraffe sick and panda do-do. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
It's coming! | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
Great silent work. Josh has his eyes on the prize. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:03 | |
Well, he can't see it at the moment. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
Vot do ve have next? Ah! It's you. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:09 | |
Now it's Jodie's turn. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
I have something very special for you. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
This is the smelliest thing known to man. It is one of Mr Gross's socks. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:19 | |
Oh, my! It smells like skunk juice. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:24 | |
'Don't, don't be sick on the girl.' | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
Take it in. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:29 | |
Can Jodie hold it down? Oh, she does. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
Don't vorry, Rachel. I have something very special for you. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:37 | |
It's Rachel. Can she keep the silence going? | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
This is my happiness ray. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
We will commence in drei, zwei, eins! | 0:24:42 | 0:24:46 | |
SHE SHRIEKS | 0:24:46 | 0:24:47 | |
A yelp of shock. Has Rachel earned the team their second strike? | 0:24:47 | 0:24:51 | |
I am so sorry. I have it on the wrong way. Ve try again. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:55 | |
I point it at you and it will make you happy. Ready? Drei, zwei, eins. | 0:24:55 | 0:25:00 | |
Why vould it make you happy? Why vould you clap? What a rude girl. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:06 | |
Don't vorry, don't vorry. I have my clean machine here. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:10 | |
I vill be able to clean you up. Reactivate. Go! | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
The Professor has done the sums. More gunge equals more noise. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:23 | |
20 seconds to go and this is a joy to watch. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
He's pulling out all the stops | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
to keep the Golden Gobstopper out of their hands. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
Oh, some noises there. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
Remember, it's three strikes and they're out. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
Right, that is it. The time is up. Your Final Examination is over. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:47 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
So, my little laughter llamas, | 0:25:49 | 0:25:52 | |
how do you think you did in your final examination? | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
-ALL: -Good. -Vell, I don't know. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:59 | |
If it was up to me I vould fail you. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
'Make you eat failure haggis.' Hah! Quiet. But it is not up to me. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:06 | |
The beautiful Fraulein Gobstop will see if you will graduate | 0:26:06 | 0:26:10 | |
or if you will be expelled. Let us see. Fraulein Gobstop! | 0:26:10 | 0:26:15 | |
-How did my little Loch Ness monsters do? -Well... | 0:26:16 | 0:26:20 | |
I was listening to you very, very intently. I heard a squeak. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:28 | |
I heard some talking. But was it more than three times? | 0:26:28 | 0:26:32 | |
Only I know. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:35 | |
You... | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
will... | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
..graduate! | 0:26:47 | 0:26:48 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:26:48 | 0:26:49 | |
Oh, quite incredible. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:54 | |
Let's see how the team from Glasgow and Edinburgh emerged victorious. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:58 | |
Ross had something on his mind. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
What's going to happen to me? | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
And Rachel squealed in shock. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
SHE YELPS | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
But having only triggered the Gobstop 3000 twice, | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
they've snatched victory from the jaws of failure | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
and won the Golden Gobstopper. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:16 | |
It is with great amazement... | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
..to myself and my staff members... | 0:27:20 | 0:27:24 | |
..that we award you the Golden Gobstopper. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:30 | |
Thank you. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
Now get out of my school. Now! | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
Fine! | 0:27:36 | 0:27:38 | |
Away with you! | 0:27:38 | 0:27:40 | |
How did it happen? | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 | |
I suppose it's good they finally started to be quiet. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:47 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:27:47 | 0:27:50 | |
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