Episode 9 School of Silence


Episode 9

Similar Content

Browse content similar to Episode 9. Check below for episodes and series from the same categories and more!

Transcript


LineFromTo

Welcome to the School Of Silence,

0:00:020:00:03

where the noisiest children in the country are sent

0:00:030:00:06

-to prove they CAN keep quiet.

-SHE SCREAMS

0:00:060:00:09

SHE SCREAMS

0:00:090:00:11

We are about to meet four new arrivals,

0:00:110:00:13

but can they keep quiet for just one day?

0:00:130:00:16

Ooh, I doubt it!

0:00:160:00:17

Shh!

0:00:190:00:20

Shh!

0:00:250:00:27

BELL RINGS

0:00:360:00:38

CHILDREN CHEER

0:00:380:00:40

Shh!

0:00:450:00:47

Here's how the day works.

0:00:470:00:49

The new pupils have three challenging classes to prove they can be silent.

0:00:490:00:54

Followed by the crucial final exam

0:00:540:00:56

which will determine whether they graduate or will be expelled.

0:00:560:01:00

If I think the pupils manage to stay quiet enough to pass a class...

0:01:000:01:04

..then they will bank a prize from my confiscation cupboard.

0:01:080:01:13

But if I think they are being too noisy...

0:01:130:01:14

HE SCREAMS

0:01:160:01:18

HE LAUGHS

0:01:180:01:19

..they will get nothing.

0:01:190:01:21

And I WILL know about it, thanks to this device -

0:01:210:01:24

the Gobstop 3000,

0:01:240:01:26

the very latest in noise-monitoring technology.

0:01:260:01:30

If they pass the final exam,

0:01:300:01:32

they will take all the prizes they have banked

0:01:320:01:35

and receive the ultimate reward -

0:01:350:01:37

the Golden Gobstopper.

0:01:370:01:41

However, if they fail to keep THAT shut,

0:01:410:01:44

I will have no choice but to expel them,

0:01:440:01:47

and they will go home with absolutely nothing.

0:01:470:01:50

Ssshhh!

0:01:500:01:52

Today's crazy shouters are from Cardiff.

0:01:520:01:54

They're getting all the noise out of their systems

0:01:540:01:56

in front of headmistress Miss Gobstop

0:01:560:01:59

and form tutor Mr Gross.

0:01:590:02:00

These boisterous boys are seriously going to struggle.

0:02:000:02:03

They'll need to keep it shut

0:02:030:02:04

to have any chance of going home with a prize.

0:02:040:02:07

You, step forward. Name?

0:02:070:02:10

CAYLUM!

0:02:100:02:12

I heard that.

0:02:120:02:13

Caylum's claim to fame is that he can put his tongue up his nose.

0:02:130:02:16

Hmm, nice(!) Well, if he can also stick a sock in his mouth

0:02:160:02:19

he could be on to a winner today.

0:02:190:02:21

You, step forward. Name?

0:02:210:02:23

ADAM!

0:02:230:02:27

Adam N is scared of dogs,

0:02:290:02:30

but luckily, his fantastic impression of a lion's roar

0:02:300:02:33

keeps them all away.

0:02:330:02:35

You, step forward! Name?

0:02:350:02:37

HUSAIN!

0:02:370:02:39

Husain can make weird noises with his mouth

0:02:410:02:43

and wants to be a dentist

0:02:430:02:45

to make weird noises in other people's mouths.

0:02:450:02:49

-You, step forward! Name?

-ADAM!

0:02:490:02:52

Adam L says that apart from shrieking very loudly

0:02:520:02:56

he also likes squirting water at people.

0:02:560:02:59

Maybe when he's older he can get a job as a fire engine.

0:02:590:03:02

Get them out, quickly!

0:03:020:03:04

THEY SCREAM

0:03:040:03:05

It's time for classes to begin.

0:03:100:03:12

The first lesson is General Studies with Mr Gross.

0:03:120:03:15

This revolting teacher

0:03:150:03:16

picks the most disgusting tests for his pupils.

0:03:160:03:19

So what awaits the Cardiff boys in their first silent test?

0:03:190:03:23

KNOCK AT DOOR

0:03:250:03:26

Come in! Come in!

0:03:260:03:28

THEY SHOUT Quietly!

0:03:280:03:30

-Sit down please.

-OK!

-OK!

-Now, you've just interrupted me,

0:03:300:03:34

because I was about to have a lovely banana.

0:03:340:03:37

Ah...

0:03:370:03:39

Eugh!

0:03:400:03:43

-It's a little bit mouldy. I think it...

-Just a little bit? Oh!

0:03:430:03:50

THEY LAUGH AND SCREAM

0:03:530:03:54

-Right...

-There's a folder with nothing in there.

0:03:540:03:58

This is filled with all the good reports that you've had...

0:03:580:04:01

None!

0:04:010:04:02

Now, listen,

0:04:020:04:04

I am Mr Gross, your General Studies teacher

0:04:040:04:07

and you are here because you are noisy and naughty

0:04:070:04:11

and you're going to try to prove you can be silent,

0:04:110:04:14

which I don't think you can do.

0:04:140:04:16

Remember, Miss Gobstop is listening at all times

0:04:160:04:18

on your fluffy microphones.

0:04:180:04:22

Do you think you can be silent? ALL SHOUT: Yeah!

0:04:220:04:28

Excellent! Right...

0:04:280:04:29

I think you're about ready for your first silent test.

0:04:290:04:36

Now, I don't have a lot of friends

0:04:360:04:39

who are people,

0:04:390:04:42

but I do have more friends than anyone else,

0:04:420:04:46

because my friends are insects.

0:04:460:04:49

And there are literally trillions of them.

0:04:490:04:52

Ooh, I nearly forgot,

0:04:520:04:53

the appropriate attire...

0:04:530:04:56

Now doesn't that look splendid?

0:04:570:05:00

You look like a lady.

0:05:000:05:02

That's not the answer I was looking for.

0:05:020:05:04

Right, stand in your position.

0:05:040:05:05

Your silence test starts...

0:05:050:05:09

now!

0:05:090:05:10

So, for this game,

0:05:100:05:12

our two seated victims must each face two boxes of creepy-crawlies

0:05:120:05:16

in total silence.

0:05:160:05:19

And the boys watching on the sidelines must also keep quiet.

0:05:190:05:23

Oh, box number one is meal worms.

0:05:240:05:26

First up is Caylum.

0:05:290:05:31

They might be mealworms,

0:05:390:05:41

but I don't think he fancies them for his dinner!

0:05:410:05:44

Look at the reactions from Adam N and Husain!

0:05:440:05:46

They're going to struggle to keep quiet.

0:05:460:05:48

Who's wriggling more, the worms or the boys?

0:05:560:05:59

HUSAIN GIGGLES

0:05:590:06:01

Oh, but what's that?

0:06:010:06:02

-A giggle from Husain maybe. I think Miss Gobstop heard it.

-Shh!

0:06:020:06:06

What's in the next box of surprises for Adam L?

0:06:080:06:11

It's maggots.

0:06:110:06:12

Ooh, look at them wriggle in delight!

0:06:120:06:14

Lovely!

0:06:170:06:19

Adam L's clearly not enjoying it,

0:06:320:06:34

but he's managing to keep quiet - impressive.

0:06:340:06:38

Keep up that form and they're sure to bank a prize.

0:06:380:06:40

It's box number three. What's Caylum got to handle this time?

0:06:430:06:47

Whatever it is, Husain and Adam N don't like it.

0:06:470:06:51

It's beetles, all fresh and crispy!

0:06:530:06:56

Caylum's reaction says it all!

0:06:590:07:01

(Close your eyes, close your eyes.)

0:07:010:07:03

HE GIGGLES

0:07:050:07:07

Oh, dear, muffled noises from Husain

0:07:070:07:10

and Miss Gobstop heard that one.

0:07:100:07:12

There we go, they're very nice.

0:07:120:07:14

And the final box for Adam L.

0:07:180:07:20

These are my personal favourites.

0:07:200:07:22

THEY SQUEAL

0:07:240:07:26

Oh, that was squealing from someone.

0:07:260:07:28

That's not going to help them pass.

0:07:280:07:30

Crunchy crickets now.

0:07:300:07:32

How will Adam L react?

0:07:320:07:34

He's still keeping quiet.

0:07:340:07:37

Could he have helped them to their first prize?

0:07:370:07:39

Your silence test is over!

0:07:470:07:50

-THEY SCREAM AND CHEER

-Time for the results.

0:07:500:07:53

Have the team banked a prize on the road to the Golden Gobstopper?

0:07:530:07:55

So, even though insects are very friendly,

0:07:550:07:59

they're also quite dirty.

0:07:590:08:01

So do remember to wash your hands afterwards, OK?

0:08:010:08:05

How do you think you did?

0:08:050:08:07

I'm sure I heard somebody giggling and squealing, but who was it?

0:08:070:08:11

Well, there's only one way to find out.

0:08:110:08:14

To hear the results from my illustrious headmistress,

0:08:140:08:18

the wonderful Miss Gobstop.

0:08:180:08:20

'Attention, attention!'

0:08:200:08:22

This is Miss Gobstop.

0:08:220:08:24

'Caylum and Adam L,

0:08:240:08:27

'you both tried very, very hard to contain your fear.

0:08:270:08:32

'Well done.

0:08:370:08:38

'Husain and Adam N,

0:08:380:08:41

'you made more noise than your team-mates.'

0:08:410:08:44

THEY SQUEAL

0:08:460:08:48

'But was your fear louder than your silence?'

0:08:480:08:50

Class...

0:08:500:08:52

Here come the results. Will the day start with a pass or a fail?

0:08:520:08:55

Failed!

0:08:560:08:59

ALL: What?!

0:08:590:09:00

What a shame!

0:09:000:09:01

That'll teach you to value your team-work. Get out of my class!

0:09:010:09:06

You learn to be silent? Never.

0:09:060:09:09

Get out, come on!

0:09:090:09:12

He's so rude! Hate that man.

0:09:130:09:16

Um, we failed.

0:09:160:09:17

-Bite your bottom lip, like we said.

-I can't undo it now.

0:09:190:09:22

I was biting my bottom lip, my tongue, my hand!

0:09:220:09:24

The next time we'll win!

0:09:240:09:26

ALL: Yeah!

0:09:260:09:28

'Attention, attention. This is the School Of Silence.'

0:09:300:09:35

We'll be running tests for the new school emergency bell.

0:09:350:09:39

SILENCE

0:09:390:09:42

SILENCE CONTINUES

0:09:420:09:46

Testing is now over.

0:09:480:09:50

Thank you.

0:09:500:09:52

It's time for class two - geography with Miss Adventure.

0:09:550:09:58

Before joining the School Of Silence,

0:09:580:10:00

she travelled over the hills and far away.

0:10:000:10:02

Then she came back.

0:10:020:10:04

Have our pupils come close

0:10:040:10:05

to banking their first prize in her class?

0:10:050:10:08

KNOCK AT DOOR Come in, come in, young roamers.

0:10:100:10:13

ALL: YEAH!

0:10:130:10:15

Take a seat, take a seat. My word.

0:10:150:10:18

Welcome to my class. Now, I have an amazing silence test for you

0:10:180:10:21

and I think it's going to defeat you.

0:10:210:10:23

It's going to defeat you. It's going to defeat you.

0:10:230:10:25

It's going to defeat you.

0:10:250:10:27

Going to defeat you... in a dance off.

0:10:270:10:29

Right, move back a little bit. I warn you,

0:10:290:10:32

I won the Butlins dance-off competition in 1974.

0:10:320:10:36

Ready? You go first and then I'll follow. Go!

0:10:360:10:39

What?

0:10:400:10:41

I'm going to bring it down. Down town, right.

0:10:410:10:45

BOYS LAUGH

0:10:470:10:49

Right, sit down there, Adam N. I think you'll find that I won.

0:10:490:10:53

So...are you going to pass my silence test?

0:10:530:10:55

ALL: Yes!

0:10:550:10:57

Well, we shall see about that because...

0:10:570:11:00

Yes, we should, Miss.

0:11:000:11:01

..because it is time for my silence test.

0:11:010:11:05

Every explorer needs to be able to play bottumo,

0:11:060:11:10

which is, of course, bottom sumo.

0:11:100:11:12

You will each step into the ring

0:11:120:11:14

using only your bottom to force my bottumo champion

0:11:140:11:17

out of the ring.

0:11:170:11:19

Now, all the way from Paris, France, bottumo champion

0:11:190:11:24

Francoise.

0:11:240:11:25

So, how will our team get on against the big bottumo from Paris?

0:11:250:11:30

Remember, each contestant must try and stay in the ring

0:11:300:11:33

while they and the rest of the team stay silent.

0:11:330:11:36

Shh!

0:11:360:11:37

First into the ring is Adam N.

0:11:370:11:41

Your silence test will commence in five,

0:11:410:11:43

four, three, two, one, bottumo!

0:11:430:11:47

Oh, he's certainly got the moves...

0:11:500:11:53

CHUCKLES

0:11:530:11:55

..but is that chuckling from the other pupils?

0:11:550:11:57

Miss Gobstop will know.

0:11:570:11:59

And Caylum trying to hush the rest of the team, there.

0:12:020:12:05

Oh, Adam N's out. His team-mates aren't happy,

0:12:070:12:10

but it's a silent protest.

0:12:100:12:12

Bottumo!

0:12:120:12:13

Next up is Husain. Quietly confident there, but can he

0:12:130:12:17

keep it up and help the team bank their first prize?

0:12:170:12:20

Still no noise. Remarkable.

0:12:300:12:32

He's lost the bout, but he's won the silence.

0:12:350:12:38

Bottumo!

0:12:410:12:42

Next up is Adam L.

0:12:420:12:43

He's floored the big Frenchman!

0:12:510:12:53

That's clapping, Caylum,

0:12:540:12:55

I don't think Miss Gobstop will applaud that.

0:12:550:12:58

The boys need to keep silent inside and outside the ring.

0:12:580:13:02

Bottumo!

0:13:020:13:03

The final bottumo bout and it's Caylum's turn.

0:13:030:13:06

But is the whole team keeping quiet enough to get their first pass?

0:13:060:13:10

So, no luck for Caylum there, but did his classmates keep quiet?

0:13:140:13:18

And your silence test is over!

0:13:180:13:21

ALL CHEER

0:13:210:13:22

Here comes the result. Will it be pass or fail?

0:13:220:13:25

So, your silence test is over. Caylum, how do you think you did?

0:13:270:13:31

-I think we did pretty well.

-Pretty well, right.

0:13:310:13:33

-Adam N?

-Fantastico.

-Fantastico - good word.

0:13:330:13:37

Well, listen, it's not up to me, it's not up to you,

0:13:370:13:39

it's up to Miss Gobstop. So let's find out

0:13:390:13:42

how she thought you did.

0:13:420:13:43

'Attention, attention.'

0:13:430:13:45

This is Miss Gobstop.

0:13:450:13:47

'Now, you were all very confident in the beginning,

0:13:470:13:51

'but only one of you beat the bottumo champion.

0:13:510:13:55

'Nice style, Adam L.

0:13:550:13:58

'A few of your team-mates made a lot of giggly whispering.'

0:13:580:14:02

GIGGLES

0:14:020:14:04

'Not the sound of silence champions,

0:14:040:14:07

'but was your noise bigger than your bottoms?'

0:14:070:14:11

Class...

0:14:110:14:13

Is it going to be the pupils' first banked prize?

0:14:130:14:17

..passed.

0:14:170:14:18

Nice one!

0:14:180:14:20

THEY CHEER

0:14:200:14:22

Unbelievable. Right, get out, class. Out you go.

0:14:220:14:25

Go on!

0:14:250:14:27

Out you get.

0:14:270:14:29

Sumo champ!

0:14:290:14:30

Adam Lewis won!

0:14:300:14:32

he beat the champion bottumo!

0:14:320:14:34

I think we might pass cos I'm really confident.

0:14:340:14:37

Only one more task to go, maybe we can achieve.

0:14:370:14:40

Then we're going to dominate the next class.

0:14:400:14:42

THEY CHEER

0:14:420:14:43

Meanwhile, over at the school's hamster cage...

0:14:450:14:47

Six day, 14 hours. Quite unbelievable, Judy.

0:14:470:14:52

Only ten seconds before you break the world record

0:14:520:14:55

for staying totally silent.

0:14:550:14:57

Five, four,

0:14:570:15:00

three...

0:15:000:15:01

JUDY PASSES GAS

0:15:010:15:02

-SIGHS

-That's blown it.

0:15:020:15:05

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome

0:15:070:15:09

the school's performing arts teacher, Mr Les Prance.

0:15:090:15:12

His granny says he can act, sing and dance,

0:15:120:15:15

but then, what does she know?

0:15:150:15:17

With one pass and one fail already,

0:15:170:15:19

how are our pupils going to get on in this class?

0:15:190:15:22

KNOCK AT DOOR

0:15:220:15:23

Come in, sit down.

0:15:230:15:24

ALL: We have arrived!

0:15:240:15:27

Thank you. Sit down, sit down.

0:15:270:15:29

SOUTHERN AMERICAN ACCENT Now, howdy there, boys.

0:15:290:15:32

How you doing?

0:15:320:15:33

I'm Tex Mex, ha-ha...

0:15:330:15:35

HIGH PITCHED VOICE and I am Miss Daisy.

0:15:350:15:37

Good for you to join us here at the Silent Saloon.

0:15:370:15:41

We are going to have some fun, right now.

0:15:410:15:45

That's right! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:15:450:15:47

And...scene. Thank you.

0:15:470:15:49

Thank you very much. That was a clip

0:15:490:15:52

from my new film The Bearded Twins.

0:15:520:15:56

As you know, I am Les Prance,

0:15:560:15:58

you performance arts teacher.

0:15:580:16:00

I will be testing you to prove

0:16:000:16:02

that you cannot remain silent. Now, you've had

0:16:020:16:06

two classes so far. How've they gone?

0:16:060:16:09

One, OK and one, fantastic.

0:16:090:16:11

How do you think you'll do in my class?

0:16:110:16:13

Fantastico!

0:16:130:16:15

Well, as you know, Miss Gobstop will be listening to every sound you make

0:16:150:16:20

and at the end of the test, she will decide

0:16:200:16:22

-whether you have passed or whether you have failed.

-Failed.

0:16:220:16:27

I personally don't think you have a hope.

0:16:270:16:30

You think you can actually pass my class?

0:16:300:16:31

-YES!

-We'll see.

0:16:310:16:34

And it's time for my silence test.

0:16:340:16:38

As a performer, it's very important that you remain in peak

0:16:380:16:41

physical perfection.

0:16:410:16:43

In pairs, tied at the ankle, you must copy

0:16:430:16:47

my specially designed exercise routine.

0:16:470:16:50

But it must be carried out in complete, utter silence.

0:16:500:16:55

My silence test has...begun.

0:16:550:16:58

This three-part test is designed to keep the boys fighting fit,

0:16:580:17:03

but can they also keep silent? First up, a bit of stretching.

0:17:030:17:07

Oh, Adam N is already struggling to stifle the chuckles.

0:17:120:17:16

Now he's snorting!

0:17:180:17:20

Caylum's trying to shut him up,

0:17:240:17:26

but was it too late for Miss Gobstop's ears?

0:17:260:17:28

Part two is skipping with nice pink ropes.

0:17:300:17:33

Yes, the boys are impressed by Mr Prances moves.

0:17:350:17:39

The two Adams are losing it again.

0:17:440:17:47

With 30 seconds left, the third and final challenge

0:17:490:17:51

is the fitness balls.

0:17:510:17:54

GIGGLING

0:17:550:17:56

The boys are losing it.

0:17:580:18:00

Has Mr Prance broken them?

0:18:000:18:02

GIGGLING

0:18:080:18:10

And they're making noise all over the place now.

0:18:100:18:13

Your silence test is complete. Cut!

0:18:190:18:21

THEY CHEER

0:18:210:18:23

Wait! Wait!

0:18:240:18:26

So, the test today was to do whatever I did

0:18:260:18:29

and also remain silent and I think you failed on both counts. However...

0:18:290:18:34

Miss Gobstop has been listening and she will give you the results.

0:18:340:18:38

Attention, attention.

0:18:380:18:40

This is Miss Gobstop.

0:18:400:18:42

The Gobstop 3000 has spoken.

0:18:420:18:45

Caylum, you did quite well...

0:18:450:18:49

trying to tame your team-mates.

0:18:490:18:52

But unfortunately, Adam L and Adam N -

0:18:550:19:01

noisy, noisy boys.

0:19:010:19:05

HE GRUNTS

0:19:050:19:07

HE GIGGLES But were you quiet enough...class?

0:19:070:19:12

-And what's it going to be - prize or no prize?

-Hey.

0:19:120:19:17

Failed!

0:19:170:19:19

-Yes!

-Oh! We'll be back!

0:19:190:19:22

-We WILL be back.

-You'll be back. One moment.

0:19:220:19:25

Allow me to gloat for a while.

0:19:250:19:27

-IMITATING MR PRANCE:

-Allow me to gloat.

-Ah!

0:19:270:19:30

Could the new pupils please report to my office immediately?

0:19:300:19:33

Out you go.

0:19:330:19:37

-Bye-bye!

-Bye-bye!

-Au revoir. Yes, take care.

0:19:370:19:40

-MR PRANCE LAUGHS

-Oh, I'm so wond...

0:19:400:19:43

Did I say "come in"? Knock.

0:19:470:19:49

So, with the classes now complete,

0:19:490:19:52

-it's time for the pupils to face Miss Gobstop...

-Come in.

0:19:520:19:55

..and get their reports before the final exam.

0:19:550:19:57

So, you were sent here and we've put you through silent tests.

0:19:570:20:03

Shall we see how your report is? Adam N...

0:20:030:20:07

you started as a squealy piggy.

0:20:070:20:11

HE SQUEAKS

0:20:110:20:13

But you don't show any signs of improvement.

0:20:130:20:17

Caylum, you seem to be trying hard to stay silent.

0:20:170:20:22

-Well done.

-Thank you.

0:20:230:20:25

-Husain.

-Yes, that is my name.

0:20:250:20:28

-You're a little back-chatter.

-Ooh, very foxy.

0:20:280:20:32

During the physical tests, you managed to stay the most silent.

0:20:320:20:36

Adam L, an impressive start.

0:20:360:20:39

Sadly, in Mr Prance's class I heard some noise.

0:20:420:20:45

So, how many classes did you pass?

0:20:450:20:48

One!

0:20:480:20:50

-That means you have one prize from the Confiscation Cupboard.

-One prize!

0:20:500:20:54

Before you receive your prizes,

0:20:540:20:57

you have to pass the final exam

0:20:570:21:00

in the science lab, with the Professor.

0:21:000:21:02

IF you graduate,

0:21:020:21:06

you'll also receive the ultimate reward of the Golden Gobstopper.

0:21:060:21:10

If, however, you set off my Gobstop 3000

0:21:120:21:16

-three times or more...

-Three?!

-..you will be expelled

0:21:160:21:19

and go home with absolutely nothing.

0:21:190:21:24

Now get out and go to the science lab.

0:21:240:21:26

-OK!

-THEY SCREAM

0:21:260:21:29

It's time for the Final Exam with the Professor.

0:21:300:21:34

The fiendish tests he carries out in his dastardly lab

0:21:340:21:37

are all that's standing between our boys from Cardiff

0:21:370:21:40

and their prizes.

0:21:400:21:41

GERMAN ACCENT: Well, my little noise wizards,

0:21:410:21:45

welcome to the laboratory. I am the Professor,

0:21:450:21:48

and today, with the help of my assistant, Herr Helmut...

0:21:480:21:51

"I am Godzilla! You are Japan!"

0:21:510:21:54

Get off, you fool!

0:21:540:21:56

What will happen today is I will pit you against the power

0:21:560:22:00

of the Silent Laboratory and some of my greatest experiments.

0:22:000:22:03

However, if you make three of the bad, bad noises,

0:22:030:22:07

you will fail. You will eat the failure sandwich

0:22:070:22:09

and wash it down with a glass of silence. "Oh! He touched me!"

0:22:090:22:13

Don't interact with the children! "Ha! I catch you in the playground!"

0:22:130:22:17

-IMITATING HIM:

-In the playground!

-In the unlikely event

0:22:170:22:20

you manage to keep it quiet... "Ha!"

0:22:200:22:22

-..you will graduate...

-You will graduate!

0:22:220:22:25

..and you will win all of Fraulein Gobstopper's amazing prizes

0:22:250:22:28

and the elusive Golden Gobstopper. But this will not happen.

0:22:280:22:31

According to the other teachers,

0:22:310:22:32

you are noisier than a sheep on a waltzer.

0:22:320:22:35

-Are you ready? Do you think you can win?

-Yeah.

0:22:350:22:38

-Probably.

-The Professor is determined

0:22:380:22:40

to keep the Golden Gobstopper out of their hands.

0:22:400:22:44

-Do your worst, Professor!

-We shall begin in drei, zwei,

0:22:440:22:50

eins! THUNDER ROLLS

0:22:500:22:54

HE CACKLES

0:22:540:22:57

"I want to eat the children." No children-eating!

0:22:570:23:00

Let us see. I think it should be you first.

0:23:000:23:03

First up is Husain.

0:23:030:23:06

It is the singing chicken. What's that? You're not feeling well?

0:23:060:23:10

You think you're going to be sick? You can't be sick in the laboratory.

0:23:100:23:15

-Oh!

-Oh, dear. Husain's kept quiet,

0:23:150:23:19

but the Professor's forced chuckles from Adam L.

0:23:190:23:22

Did it register on the Gobstop 3000, though?

0:23:220:23:24

"How unfortunate(!)"

0:23:240:23:26

OK, what do we have next? It is my animal pie.

0:23:260:23:31

Oh, I make it with very special ingredients, like pigs' snot

0:23:310:23:36

and panda doo-doo and weasel milk and pigeon juice.

0:23:360:23:40

And Adam L is next.

0:23:400:23:44

Perhaps you'd like to smell it close? No, no? You don't want to?

0:23:440:23:47

-What about...?

-Aw!

0:23:470:23:50

Oh, I think that was a groan, there. Could that be a strike

0:23:500:23:53

on the Gobstop 3000? Remember, three strikes and they're out.

0:23:530:23:56

For you, my latest and greatest invention.

0:23:560:24:01

-Now it's Adam N's turn.

-The colour-playing flute.

0:24:010:24:06

It makes lots of beautiful colours whenever I play it.

0:24:060:24:09

Sorry, it's not working. Let's try again.

0:24:120:24:15

There seems to be something stuck in the end.

0:24:150:24:19

Total silence. Adam ignores the Silly String,

0:24:190:24:24

but I don't think the Professor is finished with him yet.

0:24:240:24:26

I know why you didn't hear it! We forgot to put your headphones on.

0:24:260:24:30

-Pie-tastic!

-Can you hear it now?

0:24:300:24:34

-"I doubt you can hear much!"

-No, he's a TRIFLE deaf!

0:24:340:24:39

For you, I think, something very, very special.

0:24:390:24:43

Just Caylum left.

0:24:430:24:44

It is the silent shield.

0:24:440:24:47

It would shield you from anything bad dropping on your head.

0:24:470:24:50

Are you ready? Here we go. Drei, zwei,

0:24:500:24:53

eins!

0:24:530:24:56

Oh, I'm so sorry. I had it up the wrong way.

0:24:560:25:00

I'm so sorry about that. We'll try again. Are you ready?

0:25:000:25:03

Eins, zwei, drei!

0:25:030:25:05

Oh, I'm so sorry.

0:25:060:25:09

This isn't my silent shield after all.

0:25:090:25:11

This is actually the gunging shield.

0:25:110:25:14

Never mind. We have one over here. This is my clean machine.

0:25:140:25:17

It will clean you all up. We go now!

0:25:170:25:19

-Em.

-Was that yet another outburst from Adam L?

0:25:190:25:25

-It's the final 20 seconds.

-More power!

0:25:260:25:28

And the Professor is chucking everything at them.

0:25:280:25:31

Can they keep quiet under his attack?

0:25:310:25:34

Thank goodness. I think the machine is finally empty.

0:25:340:25:38

That must be it.

0:25:390:25:42

The Professor determined to break them.

0:25:420:25:45

Your time is up.

0:25:450:25:48

The final examination is over!

0:25:480:25:51

-ALL:

-Yes!

0:25:510:25:53

How do you think you did in your final examination,

0:25:530:25:56

-my little sniggering sheep? Do you think you passed?

-Yeah.

0:25:560:25:59

I'm guessing.

0:25:590:26:01

If it was up to me and Helmut, you would... "Fail, fail, fail!"

0:26:010:26:04

-Fail, fail, fail!

-THE PROFESSOR GASPS

0:26:040:26:07

"That's the one that wants to eat me."

0:26:070:26:09

I think we should eat you. "You eat me, I eat you!"

0:26:090:26:12

Get off, you fool!

0:26:120:26:14

But it is not up to me. It is up to the beautiful Fraulein Gobstopper

0:26:140:26:17

to see if you will graduate or if you will be expelled. Let's find out.

0:26:170:26:21

-Fraulein Gobstopper.

-The boys have failed two classes and passed one,

0:26:210:26:26

so with a prize and the Golden Gobstopper at stake

0:26:260:26:29

will they pass the final exam and graduate?

0:26:290:26:32

Meine head teacher, how did the guinea pigs do?

0:26:320:26:35

MISS GOBSTOP: Well, I didn't have to listen that hard.

0:26:350:26:40

I heard noises. I heard gasps.

0:26:400:26:42

But what did the Gobstop 3000 say?

0:26:420:26:45

You...will...

0:26:450:26:49

..be expelled!

0:26:530:26:55

TEACHERS JEER

0:26:550:26:57

High-fives!

0:26:570:26:59

Disaster! Our boisterous boys from Cardiff

0:26:590:27:02

have lost all their prizes and the Golden Gobstopper

0:27:020:27:04

and been expelled. Dear me!

0:27:040:27:08

So, just how did that happen?

0:27:080:27:10

Well, the previously quiet Adam L couldn't keep his chuckles in

0:27:100:27:14

-at the Professor's singing chicken.

-Oh!

0:27:140:27:17

-There was a groan when he was pied.

-Aw!

0:27:170:27:20

-And a "phwoa" during the gunging.

-Phwoa!

0:27:200:27:22

And with that meaning three strikes on the Gobstop 3000,

0:27:220:27:26

they are expelled and go home empty-handed.

0:27:260:27:28

Now it gives me great pleasure

0:27:280:27:31

to throw you out of my school.

0:27:310:27:34

Now get out now!

0:27:340:27:37

Get away with you. Keep it moving. BOYS SHOUT

0:27:370:27:40

On you go. Out of here!

0:27:400:27:42

THEY SHOUT

0:27:420:27:45

SHOUTING DROWNED BY THEME TUNE

0:27:510:27:54

Download Subtitles

SRT

ASS