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# Time is running out | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
# Stories to be found | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
# What's it all about? | 0:00:09 | 0:00:11 | |
# Got to go and check around | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
# If there's a rumour going round | 0:00:13 | 0:00:17 | |
# Don't you forget it | 0:00:17 | 0:00:18 | |
# Wherever something's going down | 0:00:18 | 0:00:22 | |
# Got to get that scoop! | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
# Got to get that scoop! | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
# Got to get that scoop! | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
# Got to get that S-C-O-O-P! # | 0:00:28 | 0:00:32 | |
HE SNORES | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
BEEPING | 0:00:46 | 0:00:47 | |
BEEPING | 0:00:51 | 0:00:52 | |
SIRENS WAIL | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
Yuck! | 0:01:17 | 0:01:18 | |
One sugar, please. And make it a big one. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
Paper boy! | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
FRANTIC MUSIC PLAYS | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
GROWL! | 0:01:36 | 0:01:37 | |
ARGH! | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
THUMP, THUMP, THUMP! | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
HE GROWLS | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
One day I will read my articles from a paper | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
that is not like a wet dishcloth or confetti! | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
I see you're logged on and still obsessed with Pilbury Bigfoot. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
Let me know when you find him. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
That would make a front page story! | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
Trust my trousers to fall down in front of the Queen. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
She saw the funny side. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
She pretended to be annoyed and have me thrown out, | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
but he really wanted me to stay to tea. I could see it in her eyes. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:03 | |
-Hacker, what are you doing? -Shush! | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
-Incredible! -Woof! | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
You know what you've found here? | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
You have discovered absolute convincing proof... | 0:03:14 | 0:03:19 | |
..that we own... | 0:03:19 | 0:03:20 | |
..one large walking jacket and a mop. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:03:24 | 0:03:25 | |
I'm sorry. But I admire your enthusiasm. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
You'll make a lovely reporter one day. Talking of which, | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
Mr De Lacey should be phoning with another top story. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
No, he will. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
I know he will. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:40 | |
I'll phone him to check he's phoning me. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
Max De Lacey. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:56 | |
-Sir! -'Ah, Digworth.' | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
I'm expecting a call about you from Buckingham Palace. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:03 | |
Do you mean a knighthood? | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
No. Hopefully imprisonment in the Tower of London! Ha ha ha! | 0:04:05 | 0:04:09 | |
98. Come on, Simon. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
Put your back into it! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
Any more mess-ups and you'll be jam-making for your career. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:18 | |
As long as it's not raspberry. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
Oh, listen, listen. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
Explorer Baz Allen plans an expedition to Pilbury Forest | 0:04:22 | 0:04:26 | |
to research the blue-spotted newt. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
He wants the press to go and capture the scene. You up to it? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:32 | |
My Cub Scout nature badge is still my proudest achievement. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
Your only achievement! | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
You'll live in the wilderness for two days, so go prepared. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
Don't let this paper down. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
Your future depends on it. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
Ha ha ha! | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
Blue-spotted newt! If that gets the front pages, I'm a monkey's uncle! | 0:04:49 | 0:04:55 | |
Whoa! | 0:04:55 | 0:04:56 | |
The blue-spotted newt! That's a front page for definite. | 0:04:56 | 0:05:00 | |
And living in the wilderness with Baz Allen! | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
I'm going to pack now. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
Fly cream. Mosquito cream. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
That's normal cream. Never mind. I'll have it on my strawberries! | 0:05:12 | 0:05:16 | |
Come on, Hacker! | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
Never mind your Pilbury Bigfoot. This is real nature. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:22 | |
The blue-spotted newt! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
No, I'll tell you what, Hacker. Leave the sat nav. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:49 | |
Let's do without modern technology for one day and use our brains. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:53 | |
There's a real map. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
Hacker? | 0:05:59 | 0:06:00 | |
-Woof! -Hacker, what are you doing?! | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
HACKER WHIMPERS | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
This map's actual size! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
Where are you? Hacker! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
No more messing about, all right? Get the sat nav on and set course pronto. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:19 | |
The most direct route to Pilbury Forest... | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
..via Kenny's Burgers, of course. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
I'm exploring the remote forests of Pilbury, | 0:06:31 | 0:06:35 | |
in search of the elusive blue-spotted newt. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
It's only found in the wildest terrain, | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
so we'll need our survival skills | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
-and that means it's essential to wear the right gear. -BAZ! | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
Top of the morning, mate! | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
-Who are you? -Digby D Digworth, Pilbury Post, | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
Cub Scout rambling badge and attendance at a three-day camp. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:56 | |
And the runner-up in the stick-fetching contest, | 0:06:56 | 0:07:00 | |
-Pilbury Dog Show, at your service. -What's this? | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
A few provisions, mate. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
Custard creams? Strawberries? | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
This is a wilderness expedition, mate, not Sunday in a theme park! | 0:07:08 | 0:07:14 | |
-Kalahari bush men aren't adverse to Digestives! -Get rid of it! | 0:07:14 | 0:07:18 | |
Selena Sharp of the Gwiglington Gazette. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:24 | |
Digby Digworth. Quelle surprise! | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
I thought the new boating pond in the park | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
-would be more up your street. -Grr! | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
I see you've brought your mascot. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
I thought this was an exclusive! | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
I needed two reporters in case something happens to one of us. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:41 | |
It takes two to carry a stretcher. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
-Stretcher? -Yeah. It's a jungle! Well, forest, but you get my drift. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:49 | |
Woof woof! | 0:07:49 | 0:07:50 | |
Mr Allen, my friend would like to know | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
-if there's any truth in the local Bigfoot. -Rubbish! | 0:07:53 | 0:07:57 | |
We're after the blue-spotted newt, my friends. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
We will shelter from wind and rain | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
using only the leaves and branches from the forest. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:06 | |
Now, let us leave behind the comforts of home | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
and set off into the heart of darkness. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
SQUEAK! | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
Right. Time to build shelters. Make sure they blend into the forest. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:35 | |
The blue-spotted newt must not detect us. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:39 | |
Ha ha ha! | 0:09:01 | 0:09:02 | |
Are you insane, Digworth? | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
You'll frighten off all wildlife for ten miles. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
I want a proper shelter there, in ten minutes. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
Yes. You heard the man, Hacker. Go and fetch some proper logs. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:36 | |
Grr. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
Ah! | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
Argh! | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
BAZ GROANS | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
Shall I put the kettle on? | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
OK, you cunning little blighter. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
Come out, come out, wherever you are. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
Come on, Digby. Keep up. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
This is harder than I thought. Are you all right, Hacker? | 0:10:12 | 0:10:17 | |
Hacker? | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
-What are you doing? He told us not to stray from the path! -Huh! | 0:10:23 | 0:10:28 | |
If we don't see this reptile before Selena | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
-I'll pretend you're a newt. -Ugh! | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
-Still obsessed with the Pilbury Bigfoot, are we? -Mm. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
The most important thing is the blue-spotted newt. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
HE BARKS | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
-Forget the newt! -Ow! | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
Bigfoot, here we come. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:49 | |
-Follow me. -Huh? | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
HACKER SNIFFS | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
-ARGH! -ARGH! | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
Bigfoot! | 0:11:10 | 0:11:11 | |
CRASH! | 0:11:11 | 0:11:12 | |
-Argh... -Baz, are you all right? | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
-I think we've stumbled across something. -Nothing new there. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:21 | |
-He was stumbling all day. -Well, could it be? | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
It says here, 'Size 11, leather soles, canvas uppers'. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:36 | |
Oh, wait. There's more! | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
'Baxter's Footwear'. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
Baxter's! | 0:11:41 | 0:11:42 | |
That's amazing! Bigfoot is wearing the same shoes I am! | 0:11:42 | 0:11:46 | |
Idiot! He IS you. You've been following your own footsteps! | 0:11:46 | 0:11:50 | |
-Nincompoop! -Huh? | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
We're after the blue-spotted newt. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
We're after the blue-spotted newt! HACKER BARKS | 0:11:56 | 0:12:00 | |
Oh... | 0:12:01 | 0:12:02 | |
Hacker, I reckon we've got as much chance of finding this newt | 0:12:05 | 0:12:10 | |
as a needle in a haystack. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:11 | |
What would you rather see on the front page? | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
A massive Bigfoot, or a three-inch navy blue newt? | 0:12:14 | 0:12:18 | |
< All right, team. Start setting your newt traps. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
He wants a trap, does he? | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
I'll give him a trap! | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
-Phew! -Thanks for your help, Hacker. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
Cover the hole so Bigfoot doesn't suspect. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
Digby! That's a very big trap to catch a three-inch newt. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:45 | |
Yeah... | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
No, no, no! | 0:12:47 | 0:12:48 | |
Not at all. The newt will expect a small hole. They're very cunning. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:54 | |
You wouldn't be trying to go after something bigger? | 0:12:54 | 0:12:58 | |
Work faster! I think she suspects something. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
Hello. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
Tell me you've got an exclusive photo of the blue-spotted newt. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:17 | |
-I've got an exclusive photo of the blue-spotted newt. -Excellent! | 0:13:17 | 0:13:22 | |
-Front page of the nature section. -Sir, it's not true. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
Why did you say it? | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
-Because you told me to. -Idiot! | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
Oh, no, but I'm glad you rang because I think we've caught it now. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:35 | |
Listen to this. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:36 | |
(Make some noises like a newt.) | 0:13:36 | 0:13:39 | |
-Huh? -Make some newt noises! | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
HE GARGLES | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
Did you hear that? The croaks of the legendary blue-spotted newt. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:51 | |
HE PURRS | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
-Remarkable! What other noises can he make? -ARGH! | 0:13:53 | 0:13:57 | |
-CRASH! -Wow! | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
That newt has certainly got some vocal chords! | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
-I'll clear the front page of the nature section! -Thanks. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:06 | |
You won't regret it. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
Go, Simon, go! | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
Excellent! Lunchtime. I am starving. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:16 | |
What's this? Cold chicken? Ham? Strawberries? | 0:14:16 | 0:14:21 | |
I told you to get rid of this. We're living wild, idiot. Off the land! | 0:14:21 | 0:14:27 | |
There. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:28 | |
That's your dinner. Beech leaves. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
See, that's how you do it. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
Excellent, Digby. You caught some beech leaves. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
Much more difficult than fishing, I find. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
No... But...in fact, I can fish as well. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:48 | |
This is one I caught earlier. Pretty big chap, too. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:52 | |
Put up a bit of a struggle, I can tell you. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
Show me it! | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
-It's frozen! -I'm not surprised. It's chilly in that river. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:04 | |
Shh! Listen. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:05 | |
The blue-spotted newt. I sense his vibrations. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:09 | |
GLUGGING That's my stomach rumbling. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
-Shush! -We need to get out there. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
I'll come. I can get a shot from 400 metres with this. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:19 | |
Well, I've got a range of 4 feet with this. And it's got a built-in flash! | 0:15:19 | 0:15:25 | |
HE MURMURS | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
Selena, you keep watch. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
-You...come with me. -Coming, Baz! -Good luck, Digby. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:35 | |
Remember, put the camera to your eye and push the button. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:38 | |
Yeah, thanks, Selena(!) | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
-Which button? -Oh! | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
< Digby! | 0:15:43 | 0:15:44 | |
What are you looking at? | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
-Grr! -Grr! -Oh! | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
Right. Let's see who'll get a picture of something a bit bigger | 0:16:02 | 0:16:07 | |
than a stupid blue newt, shall we? | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
SHE CACKLES EVILLY | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
He's close. We need to lure him. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:18 | |
-Do you know the call of the newt? -Who recorded that? Yes, Girls Aloud. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:22 | |
The cry of the blue-spotted newt, you fool! Listen. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:26 | |
HE SQUAWKS | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
Use it, and he will come. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
Spread out! | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
Good luck. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:37 | |
HE SNIFFS | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
He's barmy. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:42 | |
Never mind the newt. The call of Bigfoot will get us the front page. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:47 | |
RARGH! | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
Come on, you big hairy monster! Come to Digby! | 0:16:49 | 0:16:53 | |
RARGH! | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
SQUAWK! | 0:16:55 | 0:16:56 | |
What was that? | 0:16:56 | 0:16:57 | |
Did you hear that? SQUAWK! | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
It's the newt! | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
It's coming from over there. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
You wait here, Hacker. A shot of the newt is better than nothing. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:10 | |
GROWLING | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
HE SNIFFS | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
Huh? | 0:17:16 | 0:17:17 | |
Baby! | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
SQUAWK! | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
It's coming from behind this bush. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
SQUAWK! | 0:17:24 | 0:17:25 | |
Steady now, Digby. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
Don't make a sound. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
I spy a scoop! | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
I've got the newt! I've got the newt! | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
Argh! | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
Baz! You do that newt call awfully well. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
-Have you ever thought of entering Britain's Got Talent? -Grrr! | 0:17:40 | 0:17:45 | |
That didn't sound like a newt. You have to hit the upper notes. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:49 | |
ARGH! | 0:17:49 | 0:17:50 | |
That's more like it. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
ARGH! | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
What a day! | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
Well, goodnight everybody. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
HE GROANS | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
What did he say? | 0:18:07 | 0:18:08 | |
Digby, after you've jumped on somebody's head | 0:18:08 | 0:18:12 | |
they're not likely to be chatty! | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
Sleep well, Baz. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
Good night, Hacker. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
SNORING | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
GROWLING | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
-GROWLS: -Baby! | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
THE TENT UNZIPS | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
GROWLING | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
Now stop messing about. Come on, stop it. Stop it. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:49 | |
GROWLING | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
You're getting a cold, Hacker. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
Have to get you some medicine. GROWLING | 0:18:55 | 0:18:59 | |
I'm really hungry. Get us a sausage roll out of my bag, will you? | 0:18:59 | 0:19:04 | |
I'm sure I left one in there. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
ZIPPING | 0:19:06 | 0:19:07 | |
Thanks, Hacker. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
You know what? I think the old life in the forest suits you. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:16 | |
You're becoming quite muscular. Good night, Hacker. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
GROWLING | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
BABY! | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
Argh! | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
Morning, Hacker. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
Hacker! | 0:19:37 | 0:19:38 | |
He's gone! | 0:19:41 | 0:19:42 | |
Hacker! | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
Hack...! | 0:19:44 | 0:19:45 | |
Hacker! | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
Hacker! | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
Hacker! | 0:19:52 | 0:19:53 | |
Oh, where is he? Hacker! | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
CAMERA BEEPS | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
(Selena!) | 0:20:01 | 0:20:02 | |
(Faking a photo of Bigfoot! How low can you go?) | 0:20:02 | 0:20:07 | |
I wish I'd thought of that. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
Steady, Digby. Get a shot of her. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
-What are you doing, Digworth? -I... I... I've newted the spot. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:21 | |
Er, blue the newt... | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
Spied the newt. Yeah. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
GROWLING AND WHIMPERING | 0:20:30 | 0:20:31 | |
Baby! | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
Well, well, well! | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
At least you've found Hacker. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
HACKER WHIMPERS | 0:20:38 | 0:20:39 | |
Do you know what, Selena? | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
I never thought a member of our noble profession | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
would stoop so low as to actually fake a photo! | 0:20:44 | 0:20:49 | |
HE SNIFFS | 0:20:49 | 0:20:50 | |
How long have we known each other? Years. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:54 | |
HE SOBS | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
I mean, we were at journalist school together. | 0:20:56 | 0:21:00 | |
I always used to look up to you. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
Especially when I was sitting down. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:06 | |
You've let me down and you've let yourself down. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:11 | |
And you've let Baz down. Have to tell Baz cos you've let him down too. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:16 | |
Hang on, if she's over there... | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
..then, um... | 0:21:22 | 0:21:23 | |
ARGH! | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
GROANING | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
Urgh... Bigfoot. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:40 | |
Argh! It's a big hairy monster! | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
Oh, Selena, it's you. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:44 | |
-Oh! -You're not still on about that Bigfoot nonsense, are you? | 0:21:44 | 0:21:49 | |
-Did you take a picture? -Not exactly. I fainted. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:53 | |
Oh, really! What, a hardened reporter like you? | 0:21:53 | 0:21:57 | |
-Never mind. Looks like I've got the picture of the century. -Huh? | 0:21:57 | 0:22:03 | |
CAMERA BEEPS | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
Oh, no(!) It looks like I've accidentally deleted it. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
You'll have to get another shot. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
Huh! | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
It's time we got some advice. Every top reporter needs a source. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:19 | |
Ah! | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
No, Hacker. A source of information. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:25 | |
-Sid The Source. -Woof! | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
Sid! Sid! | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
He must be around here somewhere. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
-Watch where you put your hands! -Who said that? | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
Keep your voice down. You'll wake the woodworm. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
-Don't want them wriggling about. -Sid, amazing! How do you do that? | 0:22:47 | 0:22:52 | |
It's hard. I've got a woodpecker in the upper branches. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
I can't hear myself think! | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
-TAPPING -There he goes again. | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
-How do you get close to Bigfoot? -I don't know. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
Flowers, chocolate! | 0:23:03 | 0:23:06 | |
-I'm serious. -So am I. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
Nothing more powerful than love. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:10 | |
DRIBBLING | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
Don't even think about it! | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
Come away, Hacker. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:15 | |
You're suggesting I woo a big hairy monster. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:19 | |
All you've gotta do is... | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
Hacker, doggy bank. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
Huh? | 0:23:23 | 0:23:24 | |
HE WHINES | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
Dress up as a nice lady Bigfoot | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
and he'll eat out the palm of your hand. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
Where can I get a costume from? | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
It so happens I've got one and it's going very cheap... | 0:23:36 | 0:23:41 | |
Woof! | 0:23:44 | 0:23:45 | |
Wow! Sid, how does a female Bigfoot differ from a male? | 0:23:47 | 0:23:51 | |
-Are her markings more subtle? Is she less athletic? -No, not really. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:56 | |
She's got long eyelashes and a skirt. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
Let me know if you see Baz, Hacker. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
-This'll take some explaining. -Mm. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
How do I look? | 0:24:09 | 0:24:10 | |
HE WINCES Here we go. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
HE WOLF WHISTLES | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
There he is! | 0:24:17 | 0:24:18 | |
EXCITED GROWLING | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
Baby! | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
Oh, Hacker, he likes you! | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
He probably thinks you're a Littlefoot! | 0:24:30 | 0:24:34 | |
Hold it there while I get a shot. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
HACKER SQUEALS | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
BIGFOOT WOLF WHISTLES | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
Hold on, you. Steady. Marriage isn't something to rush into, you know. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:47 | |
Let's take things one step at a time. Argh! | 0:24:47 | 0:24:52 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
Just get this shot and it's the front page for me. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:58 | |
Argh! | 0:25:05 | 0:25:06 | |
I think I've shaken him off. Got to get my camera... | 0:25:11 | 0:25:15 | |
GROWLING | 0:25:15 | 0:25:16 | |
Is that the real Bigfoot or Selena? | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
It's Selena, the scheming cheat. She's got my camera. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:22 | |
She'll delete all my photos! | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
The legendary blue-spotted newt! | 0:25:24 | 0:25:28 | |
After all these years. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
Keep away from it, you hairy beast! | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
Baz, you don't understand! It's her in a costume. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
What are you blathering about? Tie it up. It might hurt the newt. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:42 | |
I'll prove it to you. I'll rip the head off. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:45 | |
Tough stitching! | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
BIGFOOT ROARS | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
Selena, you should see a dentist. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
ROAR! | 0:25:53 | 0:25:54 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
-Hacker! -Woof! | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
It's the real Bigfoot! | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
Hold still, I can't get him! | 0:26:04 | 0:26:05 | |
-Grr! -Hacker, do something! -Huh? | 0:26:05 | 0:26:09 | |
Here it is. My life's dream! | 0:26:10 | 0:26:14 | |
The last remaining blue-spotted newt on the planet! | 0:26:14 | 0:26:19 | |
Argh! | 0:26:19 | 0:26:20 | |
SQUELCH! | 0:26:20 | 0:26:21 | |
NO! | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, after years of searching, | 0:26:33 | 0:26:37 | |
I present to you the legendary blue-spotted newt. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:43 | |
Oh, dear! Everything seems to have gone a little flat. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:48 | |
D'you know what, though? | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
I reckon one day we'll all look back on this and laugh! | 0:26:50 | 0:26:54 | |
HE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:26:56 | 0:26:58 | |
CAMERA CLICKS | 0:26:59 | 0:27:01 | |
Ah, hot off the press, Simon. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
Another award-winning front page, no doubt. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:11 | |
DIGBY DIGWORTH! | 0:27:18 | 0:27:23 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
E-mail [email protected] | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
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