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# Time is running out

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# Stories to be found

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# What's it all about?

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# Got to go and check around

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# If there's a rumour going round

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# Don't you forget it

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# Wherever something's going down

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# Got to get that scoop

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# Got to get that scoop

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# Got to get that scoop

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# Got to get that S-C-O-O-P. #

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-Laugh if you wish, Hacker.

-Hah-ha-ha!

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I've started exercising, something you should think about

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instead of sitting there at a keyboard! Come on. And a one,

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two, three,

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four! And a one,

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two, three, BARRY PANTS

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four! Oh!

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I'm bushed! But, I am feeling much healthier!

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I'll say one thing, this keep fit does give you an appetite! Ah!

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-My all-time favourite start to the day!

-THAT'S MINE!

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All right! Sorry! HACKER GROWLS

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-You opened today's paper?

-Yeah.

-"Lenny leaps to the top?"

-Leonie!

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-Leonie Hart.

-Lenny who?

-Leonie! The pop star.

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Her new single's top of the charts.

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-Never heard of her! Popular with dogs, is she?

-Number one!

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-That's given me a great idea for a story!

-Yeah!

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-We could interview Leonie Hart! Oh, Leonie!

-No-no!

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I mean, dog music! Music for dogs!

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Then we could have music for cats!

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-Grrr! Cats?!

-Guinea pigs, hamsters... It could run and run!

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It's fun, it's fresh, it's furry!

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What more could you want? Quick, let's go and tell Max!

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Nah! We want a lot more than that, Digworth.

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We've done music for animals.

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Everyone knows pigs enjoy the Latin beat. Aye, aye, aye - oink, oink!

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Have I got a story for you today! What d'ya think?

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-Very nice. Is it new?

-Not the player!

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The song on it! Leonie's new number one.

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CRUNCH!

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She's doing a webcast to celebrate and I want you to cover it.

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-Ah, Leonie! We're going to meet Leonie Hart!

-Oh, yes!

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Digby is the only man for the job with his...special abilities!

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-Wit, charm, tact, intelligence...

-Well, put like that!

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All you have to do is go with the competition winner.

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-Competition winner?

-Did I not say?

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We ran a competition to find Leonie's biggest fan. My niece won!

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Not, Belinda?!

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Oh, budgies!

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You know Belinda?

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Yes, you helped at one of her birthday parties a few years ago.

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-What did she have you doing again?

-Pin the tail on the donkey!

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PARTY MUSIC

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DIGBY WAILS

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Ha-ha-ha! A terrific sense of fun, Belinda. Anyway, listen.

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She's waited weeks to see Leonie. It can't go wrong.

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Understand? Or my life won't be worth living!

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-If my life's bad, imagine what yours is going to be like!

-Gulp!

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Look on the positive side, Hacker.

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It's a good story, a number one song and you get to meet Lenny Hart.

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Belinda's not so bad. That donkey business -

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couldn't sit down for a month but...it'll be fun.

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Hacker? Hacker?

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Hacker!

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-Come on, Hacker!

-Not Belinda! Anyone but BELINDA!

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Well, this is the place, Hacker.

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Just got time to introduce ourselves before Belinda arrives. Come on.

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-#...I will make it through

-# The show will go on

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# Every time I learn

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-# Just be who you are

-# The show will go on

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# You see, with me

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-# I can make it far

-# The show will go on

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-# So much of my journey to go

-# Journey to go

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-# I'm climbing every mountain I know

-# Mountain I know

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# Whatever comes between us the show

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-# Will go on! #

-Hacker!

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# The show will go on! #

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-# Watch out, I shout... # Arrgh!

-Leonie?

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-You all right?

-Ooh! Just a bit surprised!

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-Can someone put this animal out of its misery?

-He's with me!

-You are?

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Digby D Digworth. And you?

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Ha! Well, Mr Digworth. I am Leonie's manager, Nigel Powell.

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Pop impresario, producer and chief judge on the Talent Factor.

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You might have seen me on TV.

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-No, sorry, can't place the face.

-Who's this, then?

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-My assistant, Hacker.

-What a sweet, little thing!

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-Aren't you a cutie?! Nigel, it's some sort of meerkat!

-Yeah.

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Meerkat! Get off me! Not having this, from you.

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-Could you throw them out?

-No! You can't do that!

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Digworth, these are my studios. I do whatever I like.

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No, you don't understand.

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-I'm with the Pilbury Post!

-What?!

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-You're the press guys? With the competition winner?

-Yeah!

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-Oh, great(!)

-Isn't it?!

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OK. But interfere with anything else...

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-We won't!

-Right.

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-Places, everyone, from the top!

-Hey, love the hat!

-Oh!

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Meerkat! She called me a meerkat!

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-Funny how quick you can go off someone!

-Sssh!

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-Oof!

-May I just, eh, congratulate you on your...number one, Lenny.

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Leonie! Thanks! He-he! Hey, love, what d'ya think of me extensions?

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Fake but they cost a fortune!

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-They're very...hairy!

-Ooh!

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-Ahem, allow me.

-Oh, ha-ha!

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-What a gentleman, ha-ha!

-He-he-he!

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Could you leave the stage, Mr Digworth?

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-TWEAK!

-Oh! Ah!

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-TWEAK!

-Oh! Ah!

-Hacker, give us a hand!

-No!

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She called me a meerkat.

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-Uch!

-Wait, I think I've got it!

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-RIP!

-Oh! Ah! Ow!

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Well, It's only a bit of fake hair, man! Ha-ha!

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I'll see what make-up can do.

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The show will go on!

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The show will go on, but not everybody will be watching it.

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-Bit of glue, Bob's your uncle!

-Tell me, Mr Digworth,

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-are you familiar with the Mikkelmaus Manicure?

-No! What's that?

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-Well, it's when he...

-NIGEL WHISPERS

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CRACK!

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-I don't want one of those, no.

-Oh, pity.

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-See them out.

-What about the competition winner?!

-Tough.

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-Please, it's Belinda de Lacey!

-Right.

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Places everyone for another rehearsal, thank you.

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Oof! But you don't understand! Please! I'm a...

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Ooh! Let's ju...

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Look, Hacker. Belinda's not here yet, so...

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DOOR BANGS

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-Yeah, Mel, just got here!

-Belinda!

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Lovely to see you again!

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Oh, fab, it's Eeyore! Yeah, the tubby bloke. I'll call you back.

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-How have you been?

-Where's Leonie?

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-She's through there.

-Fine.

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-Yeah, I'm just going in now, Mel.

-Wait, you can't!

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-Not yet.

-I'll call you back. Why not?

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-Leonie is expecting me, isn't she?

-Yes, of course! But, Belinda...

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What would you say, if I said... You couldn't see her today?

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Me?! I'd say nothing. Ha-ha!

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Nothing!

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Apart from telling Uncle Max that this is the worst day of my life!

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-Why?

-No reason!

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Em, I've just got some things to sort, em...

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Why don't you have a listen to her new number one single?!

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-Pop back, in...

-Three minutes and 40 seconds.

-Exactly.

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Fine, but I'm keeping this!

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Hacker, what do you think Max'll do if Belinda doesn't see Lenny today?

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It's Leonie! And I think...

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SMASH!

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Something like that.

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As I thought. We need to get her in without Nigel knowing.

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We want a distraction, but how?

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-Got it! That Nigel's into his music.

-Yeah?

-Well, that's it then!

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-What's it?

-What would you say if I said the magic words, air xylophone?

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Why do I have to distract Nigel? You got us into this mess!

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OK, then. You can wait out here with...Belinda!

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Oh, yeah, they just ooze stupidity!

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One distraction coming up!

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MUSIC PLAYS INSIDE BUZZ!

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BUZZ!

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Get on with it. Mikkelmaus, check that out.

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If it's that reporter, you know what to do.

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CRACK!

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Hello, Brian. No, I can't do 2.30, can I?

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..I'll give him one minute then I'm calling Uncle Max!

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SQUEAKY VOICE: Hello! Ahem.

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I was wondering if you could explain again about the Mikkelmaus Manicure?

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MIKKELMAUS WHISPERS

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I'm in!

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Yeah, it's all right.

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I...eh, I remember now. Thanks!

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THUMP! Grrrrr-arrgh!

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Ha-ha!

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Ohh-ahh! Ugh!

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-Who you calling?

-Uncle Max.

-There's no need for that!

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-You'll see Lenny soon!

-You said that three minutes and 40 seconds ago!

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I've waited years, since Mum bought me that first CD!

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She buys me one every birthday and a poster, when I do well in exams!

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-How many posters have you got?

-Just the one!

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Ah! Oh!

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Ugh, he's engaged!

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(Thank you!)

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Oi, Nig! I bet you've never seen anything like this!

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Oh, the rabid mutt is back. Mikkelmaus!

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-I think they're ready for us now!

-About time!

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Ah!

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Oh!

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-Hit it!

-JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS

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-CRACK!

-Hold on a moment.

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This might be quite good.

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Em...dressing room's, eh, that way!

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-No, it's rubbish. Get him off.

-CRACK!

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JAUNTY MUSIC

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-Oh! You sure this is the right way?

-Yeah, of course it is.

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BELINDA SCREAMS

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-Oh, oh...!

-What is it?!

-There's no signal!

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No signal! You've taken me somewhere there's no signal!

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-We are getting out of here now!

-Hold on!

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Hah-ha-ha!

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-Wroof?

-Do you know what they do to rabid dogs?

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Buy them bones and take them on holiday?

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No, they lock them up in dark rooms to keep them out of trouble.

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Ruff! Grrr!

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Oh, budgies!

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-Yes, finally!

-What? No-no!

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Don't do that! No!

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Look, look. Here you are!

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-'Oh!'

-Ooh! Sorry!

-It's still engaged.

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Uncle said it was a VIP experience. When he hears about this...!

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Look! Belinda, we're here!

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Typical! You've brought me to the wrong room!

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-No, no, it can't be, look!

-Tell that to my uncle!

-'Come on in.'

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Sorry, pet, I was just adjusting me... Oh, it's you.

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-I am so sorry about the hair, Lenny.

-Leonie.

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Leonie, sorry. I am so sorry and I got everything I deserved.

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But - is it fair to punish this poor woman who thinks meeting you

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will be the highlight of her life?

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-What are you asking me?

-The competition winner, she's here!

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-I'd love to meet her. Bring her in.

-Thanks, Lenny!

-Leonie.

-Sorry, sorry!

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LEONIE SIGHS

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Belinda! Where is she?

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-WHACK!

-Oof!

-Back in a minute, Lenny!

-Oh!

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'It's Leonie!'

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-Ah, pfff!

-Right.

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We'll let you out after we've finished

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and you're no longer a danger to anyone.

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-BANG!

-Oh!

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-DOOR LOCKS

-Oh, budgies!

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Right, hopefully we can carry on without any hassle. Leonie?

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Leonie!

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Oh, eh! What happened there, then? Ah!

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...and Uncle Max, he's got some sort of rat with him.

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-There you are. Lenny's ready for ya!

-Leonie!

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I'm on the phone. Tell her to come to me.

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-But she won't..

-Uncle says you've got one minute!

-Tell him it's sorted.

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Uncle Max, this is the worst day of my entire life. Uh!

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I was talking to Mr Digworth, next thing, I'm kissing the door!

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-Digworth, he's back too?

-It's only a black eye. The show will go on!

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-Aah!

-There he is. Get him!

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-Come on!

-Where's Leonie?

-She's meeting us...on the stage!

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-NIGEL: Mikkelmaus!

-Come on!

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BELINDA SCREAMS

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Blluuhh! Right behind you.

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Why is that man chasing us?!

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-He wants your VIP pass.

-But I haven't got a VIP pass.

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Yeah, details, details. Ah!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! In there!

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-You're kidding!

-Do you want to see Lenny or not?!

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You're telling me, LEONIE Hart, is in there?

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Look, just do it while I sort this out!

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Through there!

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-Oh!

-NIGEL: 'Here he is!'

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BELINDA SIGHS

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Mel, you are never going to believe this! Ugh!

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-'Howl!'

-Hacker?

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Digby?

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Oh!

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-Hacker!

-Oh, Digby!

-NIGEL: 'Where's he gone?

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-'Come on, he can't have gone far.'

-PHONE RINGS

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-'Digby.'

-Hello, Max!

-'How are you and how's that niece of mine?'

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Oh, she's fine, fine.

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'Really? I spoke to her a minute ago, gave me a bit of earache,

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-'that's why I'm ringing.'

-Oh, why?

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-'To tell you, YOU'RE FIRED!'

-BANG!

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-Oh!

-Come on, Belinda has to meet Lenny!

-Leonie!

-Whoever!

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We have to make this work, Hacker. I need my job back! Come on!

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-Belinda, are you all right?

-Ah, Mr Digworth.

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And your musical assistant.

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It's time for your manicure.

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CRACK!

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Whoo-ah!

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Oh, for goodness sake!

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-Aaaahhhh!

-SMASH!

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-Belinda!

-NIGEL: Leonie!

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-Eh, what happened there, then?

-Digworth!

-It wasn't me!

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-Belinda, are you all right?

-It's Leonie!

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And I'm fine! Oh!

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-Up you get, darling. Slowly.

-Ohh-ho!

-Don't look at your foot.

-Oh, dear!

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Belinda! Belinda, can you hear me?!

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Of course, you never stop talking!

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I'll have you out in a jiffy! Are you OK?

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-Can you breathe?

-Yes!

-Oh, good. Whaa!

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-Belinda! Thank goodness! I thought you were...

-In the drum case?

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Mel, he thought I would hide in the drum case!

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Stupid's not the word! Ha-ha!

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-I'm going home, I've called a cab.

-No, wait!

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-I can still get you to meet Lenny.

-Leonie! You think?

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Yes, but if I do, will you get Max to un-fire me?

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-Hmph!

-So, I take that as a... Hmph?

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Ugh! I know!

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Oh, it's OK.

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It's only a twisted ankle and a broken arm, it will heal.

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The show will go on!

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-Lenny!

-You have two seconds to leave!

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-Lenny, please, about the competition winner.

-Leonie, it's LEONIE!

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Oh!

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Ooh!

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OOF! Oh, it's no good, man! Ooh!

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The shoe won't go on!

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-Do you need both of them?

-What was that?!

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I can't go on stage with no heels, I'd look ridiculous!

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-Ridiculous.

-I don't need your backing!

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-A good manager would have prevented all this!

-Yes!

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-It was his fault!

-I've always hated that about you!

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Always trying to blame another!

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-He pulled your hair out and gave you a black eye!

-You kicked the drum!

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-Cos you made me!

-I didn't!

-You did!

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You're both as bad, I don't believe it! I've had enough!

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You're not me manager. You're fired!

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Serves you right! Now, the competition winner...

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Mr Digworth, after what you and your meerkat did?!

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She did it again! She called me a meerkat!

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Do I look stupid or summat? Don't push it or I'll ring your editor!

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Ex editor.

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-What d'ya mean?

-The competition winner was his niece.

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No meeting, no job.

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Come on, Hacker. Let's give up and go home.

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It was nice meeting you, Leonie.

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Hey, you finally got me name right!

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Oh, yeah.

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OK, as a special favour.

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But you, you're not off the hook!

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Now, where is this young woman?

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Belinda, she's here! Leonie's finally here!

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-Hacker, quick! Take a photo for Max!

-Hey, OK!

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Ugh! What do you all look like?!

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Who did your hair, Leonie? Remind me never to go there!

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When Mel hears about this! My mum, she buys me all your CDs.

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I've waited years to meet you.

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I think you and your singing and dancing -

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it's all rubbish, isn't it! Awful! And your voice is totally tuneless!

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-Oh, you little, gobby upstart!

-OOH!

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-Smile!

-SNAP!

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"Pop star packs a punch!

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"Editor's niece says it's the worst day of her life!" DIGBY DIGWORTH!

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