Lovestruck Scream Street

# He was a kid who didn't fit in

# Got a wolf living inside under his skin

# When he's angry His body sprouts hair

# So he got to take it You'll never guess where

# Scream, scream, scream

# When you get to Scream Street

# Scream, scream, scream

# When you get to Scream Street

# Next door's a vampire Maybe not

# 4,000 years old But her body won't rot

# Yeah! Being a freak is totally normal

# When everyone's freaky paranormal

# Scream, scream, scream

# When you get to Scream Street

# Scream, scream, scream

# When you get to Scream Street, street, street, street, street! #

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Tonight on Creature Talk, we meet rock star and vampire legend

Resus Negative. What's it like being a vampire?

"Well, it's kind of a pain in the neck. Ha-ha! Only kidding, I love it!

"Anyway, it's been great talking but I got to fly!"

Ooooft! Oh, that's going to sting.

-You never listen to me!

-What did you just say?

The last time you tried DIY, you opened a portal

to the Underlands in the bathroom!

I think I can change a simple washer on the blood tap

without having to call a plumber!

-Argh, you distracted me!

-Oh, so it's my fault?

-Ugh.

Fancy trying one of our new jellies, Mr Cruddly?

Thank you, Luella. I don't mind if I do.

Eeny, meeny, miny...

-HE BURPS

-Pardon.

Can I sample a few more? Um, Luella?

My parents are really at each other's throats lately.

They're vampires, Resus. It's kind of what vampires do.

Why does Eefa keep bandages in the first aid section?

They should be in clothing.

Maybe my mum and dad are falling out of love.

Parents argue all the time.

I'm sure that deep down they love each other.

Yeah, like really deep down. Below the heart, past the liver,

right down there in the bowels somewhere.

HE LAUGHS

-Um, Resus?

-Oh, hi, Luella.

O-M-G, he said, "hi" to me. Keep it together. Focus. Deep breath.

Um, yeah, I heard what you were saying about your mum and dad

arguing and I was thinking, being a witch and everything,

-I could maybe make a love spell for us.

-For us?

Them! Totally them, your parents.

Only if you want maybe. No, forget it. I'm going to go now.

-You'd do that for me?

-I'd do anything for you!

Meet me at your parents' house in half an hour, my dark angel.

-OK...

-I didn't mean anything by the dark angel thing.

-I call everyone that.

-Delicious jelly, Luella!

-HE BURPS

-Whoops.

Thanks, Mr Cruddly.

My dark angel!

Ha-ha... Yeah.

Um, Aunt Eefa, could you teach me to make a love potion?

Of course! Only do try to pay attention this time.

Now, your common-or-garden love spell is equal parts rose petals,

milk chocolate, jellyfish and cherub spittle.

Cherub tears work but cherub spittle is better,

and, hey presto, you're ready to get loved up.

Lulu should fall in love with the next creature she sees.

Oh, my goodness, that's disgusting!

Eurgh, that's put me right off my dinner.

Thanks, Eefa. This is perfect.

-I don't think so, Luella.

-You promised!

Sorry! It's against the Witches Code to let a trainee witch

use a love spell. They're far too dangerous.

-Hello! I need more jelly!

-SHE SIGHS

Coming, Mr Cruddly.

Well, how hard can it be?

Rose petals, cherub spittle,

chocolate and... What was it again?

Jelly something.

-Resus?

-Oh! Luella.

-SNAPS FINGERS

-Oh, right, hi!

-I've got the spell.

-How?

It's no big deal. Common-or-garden love spell,

makes the target fall in love with the first person they see.

-Where are your folks?

-Inside, arguing as usual.

Well, come on, then.

-WHISPERS:

-Holding hands! Holding hands!

I don't believe it! We just can't afford rent rises like that!

-Are you sure this is going to work?

-Do witches ride brooms?

Come here, you big beautiful man.

Wow, it worked! Thanks, Luella.

Hey, kids! Having fun?

Dad? But if you're out here, then who's in there with Mum?

Aah! Get her away from me!

Oh, come back, my lovely lump of love.

Bye, Dad!

# Otto and me sitting in a coffin

# K-I-S-S-I-N-G. #

Go scratch someone else!

Hmm...

We made my mum fall in love with Otto! How long does the spell last?

I don't know! I'm really sorry, Resus. I was only trying to help.

Yeah, I know. I guess we're in this together.

We're together! Like we're on the run.

O-M-G, we totally are. It's like so romantic.

-Yes!

-Aaah!

-Aaah!

-So romantic!

Tut-tut.

An apprentice using a love spell!

Against the Witches Code, unless I am much mistaken.

Please don't tell my aunt!

Oh, I'll keep quiet but you'll have to do something for me.

-You see, people fall madly in love with me all the time.

-Yeah, right.

But not everyone is as blessed in the looks department as myself,

and those ugly people could really use a love spell

available exclusively from ME - for a handsome price.

Mix me a big batch of love spell by morning and Eefa need never know.

As for you, you fake-fanged fool, keep your maniac mother away!

# Otto, the mayor You're the only one for me. #

Oh, this is so wrong.

# Just one look at your gorgeous belly

# And my legs have turned to jelly. #

-Ololol...

-I think it's gone even wronger.

That's not a word. Oh, my goodness.

In one way, this is a good result

but you can tell your horribly amateur witch friend

that our love spell deal is most definitely off.

-Step away from the cauldron!

-O-M-G.

-Mayor Otto doesn't want your love potion any more.

-Yay!

Because it's turned Mrs Negative into actual jelly.

SHE GASPS

Jellyfish! O-M-G, it was meant to be jellyFISH.

We've got to destroy it before it causes any more harm.

Hold on. Powerful love spell that turns people to jelly plus fire.

Luella, are you sure this is a good idea?

Phew.

POPPING AND BANGING

Um...

POPS GET LOUDER

Jelly!

Ugghhhh...

DOG WHINES

I've never felt this way about a leech before.

Well, this is a lovely mess.

Look at that face. I love him.

Aunt Eefa? Look at me! This is all my fault.

I tried to copy your spell and I messed it up. How do I stop it?

You did what? Luella, you have to try an emergency UUS and...

Eefa!

-Luella, what's a UUS?

-Universal Undo Spell.

-It's the first spell every trainee witch learns.

-Great, can you do it?

Well, maybe but one wrong ingredient

and it becomes an Undo The Universe spell.

It could erase us all from existence and suck us all

down a black hole of never-ending pain.

Well, whatever you're going to do, just do it fast.

-Things just got worser.

-Again, not a real word.

GROANING

-Yep, things just got worser.

-Don't you dare eat my mum!

I've got this, mate. You get Luella to do the undo spell. Stay back!

Arrrgggh!

Arrrggghh!

Huh?

Hurry!

You can do it, Luella. I mean, I don't know that for sure,

but it's good to stay positive, right?

-I can't. I'm a useless witch.

-Are you kidding?

You managed to turn half of Scream Street into dessert,

-which is pretty amazing.

-Is it?

-Yes.

-SNAPS FINGERS

-Yeah, right. Yeah, let's do this!

-Urrrgggh.

-Whoa!

Oooof.

You, stay away from my wife! I love her even if she is a disgusting

lump of transparent jelly with eyes and teeth.

Oh, that's so sweet, honey.

HE GROWLS

Universal Undo Spell. Pencil rubbers, um, oatcakes?

No, wait. Soapflakes, water and, um...

lizard tails!

HE GROWLS AND ROARS

HE BURPS

HE WHIMPERS

Jelly!

-No!

-It's been nice knowing you all.

Eugh.

I can't believe I nearly ate a vampire. Think of the indigestion.

I love you, darling.

-Oh, I can't look.

-Come on, Resus.

It means your and Luella's love spell did work.

Yeah, in a roundabout, messed up, nearly world-destroying sort of way.

THEY LAUGH

Well, that was fun. Maybe we should...hang out again.

Yes! Yeah, I'd love that.

I mean, if you'd like. Only I think I'm going to be grounded

for the next ten years.

Make that 100!

-Whoa!

-DOOR SLAMS

I admit you did a nice job on the Universal Undo Spell.

Thank goodness you got the ingredients right for once.

No nasty side effects.

Lizard scales, not tails.

-What was that?

-Nothing!

HOWLING

EVIL LAUGHTER

SCREAMING