Summer Sucks! Scream Street


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# He was a kid who didn't fit in

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# Got a wolf living inside under his skin

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# When he's angry his body sprouts hair

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# So he got a ticket to you'll never guess where

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# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

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# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

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# Next-door's a vampire, maybe not

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# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot

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# Yeah, being a freak is totally normal

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# When everyone's freaky paranormal

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# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

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# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

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# Scream Street, Scream Street. #

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EVIL CACKLE

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It is hot as hell!

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Actually, I expect Hell is somewhat cooler than Scream Street.

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-Oh! Want a cold drink?

-Oh, yes, please.

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-Argh!

-Sorry, Mr W.

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It's the only way I could cool down.

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-Out!

-Aw! OK.

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If there's one thing I hate more than the heat, it's the...

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Ow! ..mosquitoes!

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Why am I the only one who always gets bitten?!

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Be thankful. At least someone thinks you're still tasty.

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Ow!

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I hate summer!

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And there we have it, students - the discombobulator!

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-THEY SIGH

-Sorry, am I boring you?

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No, Dr Scully, it's just so hot.

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You do not want to be wrapped up like a mummy on a day like this.

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So, who can tell me what a discombobulator actually does?

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Oh! Oh! Farr! Farr!

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Does it discombobulate stuff?

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Very good, Farr. It does indeed.

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It separates things into their component parts.

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But it can also combobulate bits and bobs. Observe!

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Some strawberries, a block of ice

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and finally, some lolly sticks!

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And, hey presto, just what the doctor ordered!

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-Thank you!

-Yummy!

-Cool!

-Have a great weekend!

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Ooo, and don't forget to put plenty of suntan lotion on.

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If you've got any skin, that is.

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I can't believe you cut yourself shaving again.

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Shaving's not easy when you can't see yourself in the mirror!

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Oh, I'm sorry. It's this heat, it's driving me mad!

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Hey, girl.

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If only we could fly up to the cool mountains for the weekend.

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Oh, that would be wonderful! Sadly, one of us can't fly.

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Oh! One of us can hear you!

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Oh, don't take it the wrong way.

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You can't go away because I'm not a proper vampire, right?

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You both need to cool down.

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I can't! It's too hot!

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Ah, that's better!

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Oh, great! Turn into a bat, why don't you? Rub it in!

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-Ah! You nasty bloodsucker!

-What did you just call me?

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I was talking to the mosquito!

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Oh, right. Sorry.

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Watch this. It always used to make you giggle when you were a baby.

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Ha-ha! See? Mozzies can't handle my supercharged vampire blood.

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Oh. But they'd be fine with mine? Nice!

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What did I say this time?!

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-DOOR SLAMS SHUT

-Oh.

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-Nice and cool!

-Oh-ho! Your new air con system really rocks, Eefa!

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-Hey, guys.

-Oh, look, another dark cloud.

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Cheer up. You're in the only place that's cool and mozzie-free.

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All thanks to my new mosquito-zapper.

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It's very insect-friendly.

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It just locks onto the mosquito and relocates it a safe distance away.

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It's so specific to the mosquito DNA

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that it doesn't even send the blood the mosquito's been drinking.

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-So, where are they sent to?

-I'm not sure exactly.

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Ooo! Ow! Argh!

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Wherever are they all coming from?!

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We've got an anti-mozzie device in our house, too. It's called Dad.

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They're so busy eating him, they don't bother us.

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My dad's blood makes mozzies explode in a screaming ball of fire.

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No way! That is beyond cool!

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I'd do pretty much anything to get pure vampire blood into my veins.

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Oh!

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Hey, girl. Where did you go?

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A-ha! There it is!

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Ah!

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It's OK, girl, I know what I'm doing.

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FIZZING

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PING!

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Oh! Yes!

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Oh, I feel...different!

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I feel more alive!

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You should apologise.

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I'll probably just say the wrong thing again, but I'll have a go.

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Whoohoo!

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-Hi, guys!

-Tomato juice, Resus?

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Actually, you know, I fancy a nice glass of O Positive.

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THEY GASP

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Huh! Next you'll be wanting my raw bacon butty! Huh?

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Mm! Mm! Mm! Pass the congealed blood!

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Yeah! Mm! Mm! Laters!

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Did that just happen?

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-You do know I'm not actually your Egyptian slave, right?

-Absolutely.

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Now, quiet and keep fanning!

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Hi, guys! How's tricks? Good? Yeah? Yeah? Good!

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Well, yeah, me, I'm feeling fantastic, since you ask.

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Thank you! Really buzzing!

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Hold on. Rewind a second.

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GOBBLEDYGOOK

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What happened to Mr I Hate My Life?

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He got a life! Meet the new me, king of the world! Yeah? King Resus!

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Or, rather, Count Resus! Cos I feel a whole lot more vampirey!

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Yeah, you LOOK a whole lot more vampirey.

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-You're flying!

-Yes! Yes! I can fly! Whoohoo!

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-Resus, what have you done?

-What? What's the matter?

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Never seen a vampire fly before?

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Yeah, the thing is, your wings, they're not very bat-like.

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Who cares? I can fly!

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Yes, but you couldn't yesterday, so what happened last night?

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Let's just say I've got a teeny bit of my father's blood in my veins.

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-You didn't bite your father?!

-No. No, silly goose!

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I used the discombobulator!

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Resus, you can't mess with nature!

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Why not? Nature messed with me.

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THEY GASP

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What do they know?

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Oh! A-A-Argh! Argh!

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-Is everything OK?

-Oh, fine, fine. Yes, fine, fine! In summary, fine!

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-I just hurt my hand a bit, hurt my hand a bit.

-A bit?

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A-huh, a-huh, a-huh.

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Got to go! Bye!

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Oh.

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Oh! Why have I still got a reflection?!

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Argh! Ow, my jaw!

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Argh! Ah!

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It's OK, Lulu, must be my real vampire fangs growing.

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Yep, that's what it is, vampire fangs!

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HE BUZZES

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DOORBELL

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-We need to see Resus.

-Is everything OK?

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Yeah, yeah. Er...yeah. It's all good.

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THEY GASP

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Where's he gone?

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I have no idea.

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But the wolf will.

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RESUS BUZZES

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BOTH: Resus?! RESUS BUZZES

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BOTH: Is that you?

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Oh! What is going on down here?!

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Ooo! On second thoughts, I don't need to know.

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-Resus must have got himself mixed up with a mozzie.

-You don't say?

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And it looks like he just discombobulated

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the discombobulator.

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RESUS BUZZES

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I really wouldn't recommend werewolf blood, Resus, mate.

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It's a bit spicy.

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Hey, don't look at me! I'm a bug-free zone!

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Where's he off to now?!

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Probably after a tastier meal!

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My dad! Quick!

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-Oh! Oh!

-Try to make it to the safe room!

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Argh! Easier said than done!

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A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-Argh!

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Leave my husband alone!

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Whaa!

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How do you get rid of a mozzie that size!

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-Bigger fly swat?

-Eefa's zapper!

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It only transports mosquito DNA. It should separate them!

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-Help, please!

-We need to get it away from Dad.

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I'm on it!

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-Jump on!

-Argh!

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Argh!

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Wh-aa-aa!

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A-A-A-A-A-Argh!

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-Argh!

-Argh!

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RESUS BUZZES

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Something's wrong! He's burning up!

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Must be the vampire blood!

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But he's going to explode!

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Argh!

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Leave my dad alone!

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HE GROWLS

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Wh-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa! Eurgh.

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Come with me if you want to live.

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RESUS BUZZES

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Oh, no! Resus!

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Hyah!

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-Ohhhhhh!

-Ssh!

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What, you're just leaving me here?!

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-SHE GASPS

-Whoa!

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Cool or not cooler?

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Good mozzie, nice mozzie.

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Yargh!

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Hyah!

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Oof! Argh! Don't bite me!

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What are you talking about?

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-BUZZING

-A-A-A-A-Argh!

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Is anyone going to tell me what just happened?

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Oh, nothing out of the ordinary, Resus.

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You've just been really bugging us.

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THEY LAUGH

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I don't get it.

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HOWLING

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EVIL CACKLE

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SCREAMING

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EVIL CACKLE

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