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# He was a kid who didn't fit in

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# Got a wolf living inside under his skin

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# When he's angry his body sprouts hair

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# So he got a ticket to you'll never guess where

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# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

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# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

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EVIL CACKLE

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# Next door's a vampire, maybe not

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# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot

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# Yeah, being a freak is totally normal

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# When everyone's freaky paranormal

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# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

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# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

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# Scream Street, Scream Street. #

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EVIL CACKLE

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-Guess the number of eyeballs in the jar.

-I don't know!

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But there's one less now. Heh-heh!

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You little terror! Oh!

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Oi, you lot, fancy a go?

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What's the game, Mr Farr?

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Bobbing for brains.

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Oh! I think I'll pass.

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Hm! Later, Dad.

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Aw! Argh!

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This fair is just brilliant!

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So much more fun than the ones you get in the normal world.

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Roll up, roll up, dudes! Try your luck at the coconut shy.

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OK, so I'm not really a coconut, but I can be a little shy. Aw!

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All right, lets have a crack at this.

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-Oh!

-You're meant to knock our heads off, dude, not your own.

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-HEADS LAUGH

-Yeah, very funny(!)

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Morning, all. Fancy some good, old, traditional funfair fun?

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-Come on, Luke, test your strength.

-Sure. Why not?

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DAD STRAINS

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Kidding! Ha-ha! I was just kidding.

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DAD GROANS

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Ow! Oh, that is it! No more games!

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Come on, lets find you something safer.

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Do you want to try some of my honey?

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-How come it's black?

-Because it comes from zom-bees.

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Like normal bees, only they're dead. The honey's much tastier.

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Argh!

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Ooo, bad zom-bee! No stinging!

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You've just got yourself detention!

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LUKE SNARLS

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A-A-A-Argh!

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ALL GASP

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LUKE GROWLS

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Huh? Oh, no!

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-Dad?

-I-I'm OK.

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And, look, you know, you did manage to ring the bell.

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You won a cuddly toy.

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Luke, it's not your fault.

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Au contraire, it is totally your fault! The fair is cancelled!

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Nice going, fur ball(!)

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In other good news, we've got an exam tomorrow.

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-We'd better go and do some revision.

-I'll catch you guys up.

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I just want to be on my own for a while.

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-LUKE SIGHS

-Life sucks!

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Bad luck, bad luck, bad luck!

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Huh. Weird.

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I didn't notice the lucky dip before.

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I suppose there's no harm in having a go, eh, boy?

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Seriously? That's hardly lucky.

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-Actually, yes, it is.

-Whoa!

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The name's Lucky Penny. I'm a lucky leprechaun, so I am.

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Don't you mean unlucky?

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-You know, given that you got your head shrunk?

-I get that a lot.

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Thing is, I am lucky for you.

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Take me with you and you'll have nothing but good luck.

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Well, that would make a change.

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We are going to be such good friends! Oh!

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-Argh!

-Nice to meet you, too(!)

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-Argh!

-I got her at the fair.

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-I'm a lucky mascot, so I am.

-You know, for the exam.

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-PHONE RINGS

-Whaa!

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Sorry. Force of habit. Huh!

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Hello? Yes. A-huh.

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Well, I'm sorry to hear that. Cheerio.

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Dr Skully's had some terrible bad luck. He can't find the test papers.

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-Tomorrow's exam is cancelled.

-Yes!

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Well, I guess one person's bad luck is another person's good luck.

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Ha! Now I've got a whole afternoon to kill.

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Shame the new Zombie Kick Boxer isn't out for another six months.

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DOORBELL

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-Express delivery!

-Oh! What could it be?

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-I've been picked to road-test the new game!

-Right on!

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And these are for you, Mr W.

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-All bills. Major downer.

-Oh!

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We are going to have so much fun together.

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-Thanks a million for this.

-That's OK, Luke. I owe you one.

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-I've been stuck in that miserable barrel for years.

-Really?

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-Why didn't you just luck your way out?

-Oh, if only!

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My powers don't work inside there.

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Have you heard?

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-The exam's been cancelled? I know! Here, grab this.

-Right.

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Zombie Armageddon?! But it's not even out yet!

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Got you! Come on!

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-This is easy!

-No! Argh!

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Yargh!

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Oh. Resus, meet my new good-luck mascot, Lucky Penny.

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Don't you mean unlucky? Huh! You know, given you got your...

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Head shrunk. Yeah, I get that a lot.

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-I got her in a lucky dip.

-No way!

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I can't believe I'm dead already!

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-Cleo, you died years ago.

-Ha(!)

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Ha-ha! Bring it on, zombies!

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Turns out annihilating the living dead

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makes the living living really hungry.

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Like, yay!

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You are my one-millionth customer.

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This one's on the house.

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Ho-ho! Result!

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-Ow!

-You're paying for that.

-What?!

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Ha-ha-ha! Unlucky.

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First you get the record high score in Zombie Armageddon

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and now you get a free meal. Whatever next?

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Excuse me. Couldn't help overhearing.

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We love local success stories.

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Can I interview you for Channel Z News?

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-We'll make you famous.

-S-Sure. Great!

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We'll leave you to it.

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Honestly, it's like he can't put a foot wrong today. Argh!

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Cleo!

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All right! My ankle comes pre-bandaged.

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That's not like you at all. I mean, you make cats look clumsy.

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I know. I'm starting to think this bad luck isn't just a coincidence.

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-Luke, how did you do it?

-I was on fire!

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I mean, it was probably the hardest game ever,

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but I was, like, wham-bam, goodbye, Zombie Man!

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All right, all right, I admit it.

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Every time something good happens to Luke,

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something bad has to happen to someone else.

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'Tis the law of leprechaun luck.

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I hope you two are being nice to my new best pal.

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Right, Penny, I want you to pull out all the stops.

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I don't want good luck this time, give me great luck.

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-No! Something terrible will happen to someone else.

-Rubbish!

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The school's burnt down!

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The school's burnt down!

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Oh-ho! Get in! Thanks, Penny!

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See? No bad luck there.

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That was bad luck for Skully.

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You've got to get rid of Penn...

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Ha! What a stroke of good luck! He was being so boring.

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If that's the good luck, where the...? Argh!

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Come on, let's get out of here.

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Hmmm!

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Hey, Luke, want a lift home?

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I'm going that way, anyway.

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Yeah, why not?

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Oh, snakes! Argh! Snakes!

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I mean, what's a bit of bad luck for others

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if it makes things better for you?

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Penny, people are afraid to be near me.

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I'll end up being an outcast again, like I was in the normal world.

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I can't go back to that.

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Trump, pull over, please.

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I'm sorry, Penny. Thanks, but no thanks.

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-Oh!

-Some lucky person will come along and find you soon enough.

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What a bit of luck!

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You almost lost your best pal there, but we're back together. Hee-hee!

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Let the good times roll!

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TYRES SCREECH Argh!

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CRASH! Ooo!

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You didn't really want to get rid of me, now, did you, Luke?

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I mean, we're inseparable!

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-Dad, can you do me a favour and open the safe room?

-OK.

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-Quick, lock it!

-And are you going to tell me what's, um...?

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-Ow!

-Dad!

-Oh!

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Rusty screws! What a bit of luck! Ha-ha!

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You should've left her at the fair.

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Oh, that's it! The lucky-dip barrel!

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-It takes away her powers!

-Argh!

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Cooee!

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-I think he's in trouble!

-Cleo, it's too dangerous!

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-We should keep our distance.

-You're right.

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And we... What, really?

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Any chance I can have that in writing so I can frame it?

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Where are we going, Luke? Off to have more fun together, eh?

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-Actually, Penny, we're off to the lucky dip.

-Argh!

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-It's gone!

-Well, isn't that lucky?

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-Luke!

-You two?!

-Argh!

-Argh!

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-You've got to remember how you first found it!

-It was just there.

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-Yeah, but where were you?

-Wait! Hold on!

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That ring of four-leaf clovers!

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Maybe there's a secret switch.

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-Something you did?

-Or something you said?

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Er...something about my life sucking. Yeah!

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Bad luck, bad luck, bad luck.

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-Yes!

-BUZZING

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-Ow!

-Luke, stay calm.

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This afternoon will be largely sunny with swirly whirlwinds of death!

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Oh! Unlucky!

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The mallet!

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Ouch!

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Luke, go on! Whaa!

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Oh, go on, then, chuck me back in. Everyone does in the end.

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I try to make friends and they end up scared of me.

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-What are you waiting for?

-Oh, I can't do this.

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Lucky Penny's a bit like me.

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Back in the normal world, I used to be lonely.

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People were afraid of me. All I wanted was some friends.

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-Me, too.

-And I think I know where you'll find some.

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Keep calm, everyone. Don't lose your head.

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Oh! HEADS LAUGH

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-Good one, Leprechaun dude!

-You guys are getting on like a house on fire.

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Which doesn't mean we need any more buildings on fire.

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Oh! I should say not!

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HOWLING

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EVIL CACKLE

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SCREAMING

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EVIL CACKLE

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