Moustachesquatch Sidekick


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# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

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# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

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# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

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# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool

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# I'm a sidekick, sidekick That's the life for me

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# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

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# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

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# Just like superheroes

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# Just like superzeros but only half as big!

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# Sidekick! #

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Poison ivy cream. Check. Poison oak cream. Check.

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Poison cream cream. Check.

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I do not understand why you are being so full of the happiness.

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I'm off to Sidekick Camp today.

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It's the first time I've ever been to camp and if movies,

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TV shows and old songs have taught me anything,

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it's that camp is the most amazing place ever.

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Should I bring mini marshmallows or a giant one that doubles as a pillow?

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I do not believe you are understanding what

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Sidekick Wilderness Camp is all about.

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What's to understand?

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Aaaaaaah!

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I thought we were going to go on a bus or something.

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But this is way cooler.

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RETCHING

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-What's with Trevor? Motion sickness?

-No, I love flying.

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I just hate camp. Please don't make me go.

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What?! Camp is awesome.

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Campfires, waterskiing, poison ivy.

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Yeah, this camp doesn't have any of that stuff.

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Well, except the poison ivy part.

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Welcome to Sidekick Survival Camp.

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Ah, camp - the isolation, the hard labour,

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the completely unnecessary danger.

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Sidekick Survival Camp has all that and more...

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Like nature walks.

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Great food.

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HE SIGHS

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Even campfire games.

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Waaaaaah!

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-They'll say they want to go home.

-I want to go home!

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-Or to the hospital.

-I want to go to the hospital.

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Aaaaah!

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AAAAAAARGH!

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We'll see you at Sidekick Survival Camp. Bring a friend.

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And some crutches. Lots of crutches.

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-See!

-Campfire games?

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This is going to be so cool.

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EVERYONE SCREAMS

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Hey, Sidekicks, I'm Nate Irwing, your camp counsellor.

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See, it was an unconventional start. But this is what I'm talking about.

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-A real camp counsellor.

-Love the enthusiasm.

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So, let's get you started on your journey of discovery.

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These are your supers.

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Just get them to the summit of Mount Easy Climb -

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"alive" -

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-and you're "totally done", man.

-Sounds great.

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Better get going, here's a little something to move you along.

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Bzzzzzzz.

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Giant mutated bees. Now that's woodsy.

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EVERYONE SCREAMS

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THEY GRUNT AND GROAN

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Now this is a real camp experience.

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ALL: Sssssh!

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I know you're super-excited, but please whisper -

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they can hear you.

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-"They"?

-The laser bunnies.

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THEY SCREAM

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ZAPPING

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Campfire, it's just like I dreamed.

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Except bigger and more explodey. But still awesome.

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If we make it through the acid stream,

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we should hit the Cave of Psychic Tears by late day.

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Studying?! At a campfire?! That's not very campy.

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-We need a scary story.

-I know one.

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Let me regale you with the legend of Moustachesquatch.

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Ohhhhh!

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It was a camp just like this very camp.

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-Was it this camp?

-Yes, it was.

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It lived atop a mountain, just like this one.

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-Was it this one?

-Sounds familiar.

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On a night very similar to this very night,

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following a day very similar to the day we had today.

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The legend says a superhero's moustache turned evil

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so it was banished to the mountain top where it roams the night

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turning others into Moustachequatches - THE END.

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Way to kill a great story, dude.

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A moustache beast that lives right where we're headed. Great story.

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Man, I am so not scared.

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Aaaaaaaah!

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HOWLING

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Ooooh!

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Aaaargh!

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TWIG SNAPS Trevor?

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You can't scare me. I recognise your smell anywhere.

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CREAKING

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It's just the wind.

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GROWLING

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YAAAAAARGH! Aaaaaaah!

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CRUNCH!

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Ahhhh!

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Just a few scratches, some bruises

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and this odd moustache-shaped bite on my leg.

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-Must've been a dream.

-Ah!

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The sign of the mark of the curse of the Moustachesquatch!

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I thought it was just a story.

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He's found us!

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-Who?

-The Dark Unwielding Moose!

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Run!

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Now that you have the Moustachesquatch mark,

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-you'll start to change.

-Change?

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-Like how?

-Man, that's cool!

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Uh-oh.

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Maybe this curse isn't so bad.

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People will think I'm a grown-up.

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I can stay up late, get on bigger rides at the amusement park,

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store food for winter.

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-Plus it's super-handsome.

-Get real.

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-How about grooming that messy thing?

-Let me.

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With Maxo-Brand moustache wax!

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Ha! Cool. Or how about...

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No, dude, I got this.

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Right on!

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Your turn.

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Like I would touch that. Ew!

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Yep, I could get used to living like this.

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I can't live like this any more.

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I came to camp to have fun, not turn into a giant moustache.

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Plus, I think it's moving.

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Everyone knows that eventually the moustache takes over

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and you become one of them.

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I'll still comb you...wow!

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Why didn't those happy camp movies

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mention turning into a moustache creature?

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HE COUGHS

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-OK, that's gross.

-Better get used to it.

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The curse is made permanent during a full moon.

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Is there anyway for him to get back to being his normal, cute,

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-non-hairy self?

-There's only one way.

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He has to eliminate the Moustachesquatch that bit him.

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Har-har-har!

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-Ha-ha-ha...

-Then why are we sitting here talking?

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We have a monster to conquer!

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Why are we still carrying these things?

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We still have to get these...things up that mountain.

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Monster or no monster, I am not going to lose this challenge.

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Great, here, take mine.

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-Ooh, mine too!

-There you go.

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VANA GRUNTS

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We are close. My moustache sense is tingling.

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Giant moustache-shaped footprints. Follow me!

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Waah-ooh!

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Oof! Ugh...

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Sh!

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Oh, it's just a common moustache-footed woodpecker.

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THEY SIGH

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RAAAAAAARRRRGH!

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THEY SCREAM

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Get him!

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Huh-ugh!

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Grrr-aaar-waaar!

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Gotcha!

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ALL: Aaargh!

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-Oof!

-Urgh!

-Argh!

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Is everybody OK?

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I'm good. My dummy broke my fall.

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Yeah, dummy...

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What happened to the other dummies?

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Found 'em!

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Oh... Oh... Oh, no!

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Where's Eric?!

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Not so fast, hairy!

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Looks like it's just you and me now.

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Haaaaaaaaargh!

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OK, personal grooming is so not one of my things,

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but you leave me no choice.

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Ha! That ought to slow you down.

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RAAAAAARRRGH!

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OK, maybe not.

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A-ha! That will stop you!

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OK, OK. How about...?

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Have a nice ride!

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AAAAAARGH!

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Huh?

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Uh-oh!

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-Eric!

-I did it!

-You're so brave!

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But...you're still all moustachey.

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HOWLING

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THEY GASP

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Wait! Whoa-oa-oa-oa!

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I'm hair free! Yes! The legend was true! I'm myself again!

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It's always about you.

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Did you even notice we are at the summit?

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Wait, you mean we took out the monster

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AND finished the sidekick challenge?

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Yay, Eric!

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Whoo-hoo!

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Hey, great job on the challenge, guys. You all passed.

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THEY CHEER

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RAAAAAAARGH!

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THEY SCREAM

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You know, camp wasn't anything like I thought, but I still had a good time.

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-Me too.

-Kitty, where did you get that sweater?

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Ew!

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Ew, its hair! Eric's hair!

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It looked so sad, laying on the ground.

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And it's warm.

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Urgh! Ew!

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Urgh, gross! Ew!

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