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# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules | 0:00:04 | 0:00:09 | |
# Maxum Man is missing | 0:00:09 | 0:00:10 | |
# Now we rule the school | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig! | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# Just like superheroes | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
# Just like superzeros | 0:00:25 | 0:00:26 | |
# But only half as big | 0:00:26 | 0:00:27 | |
# Sidekick! # | 0:00:27 | 0:00:28 | |
EVIL LAUGHTER | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
I don't know anything, I swear! I have a very small brain. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:38 | |
ERIC GRUNTS | 0:00:40 | 0:00:41 | |
OK, we studied this in Not Talking Under Pressure class. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:47 | |
I remember... | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
If you are ever captured, zere is vun simple r-r-r-ule. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:54 | |
The first thing... | 0:00:54 | 0:00:55 | |
ERIC SIGHS | 0:01:00 | 0:01:01 | |
OK, I remember...NOTHING! I'll talk, I'll talk, I'll tell you everything! | 0:01:03 | 0:01:08 | |
Nein! | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
Foolish boy. The sidekick must never talk. Never-r-r! | 0:01:10 | 0:01:15 | |
And zis was merely ze practice laser. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
Whoopsie! Wrong setting, heh-heh. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
SCHOOL BELL RINGS | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
Remember, tomorrow is Pick Your Sidekick Identity Day. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:27 | |
Zere will be a te-e-est! | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
Hey! You guys want to get together and brainstorm some sidekick IDs? | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
-We've already picked ours. -Known mine for years, dude. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
-Everyone has! -SCHOOL KIDS MUMBLE IN AGREEMENT | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
-Yes, ma'am. -You betcha. -ALIENS MUMBLE | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
Seriously? What are they? | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
Vana's is probably something like, I'm So Perfect! Huh-ha-ha-ha! | 0:01:47 | 0:01:51 | |
Actually, it's Galacta Lass...but I like your idea too. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:55 | |
Galacta Lass? Heh, it totally suits you. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
You know, because you're, like, galactically awesome, heh, and stuff. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:03 | |
TREVOR FAKES GAGGING | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
-I'm pretending your words are making me hurl. -Yeah, I got that. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
Kitty, what's your sidekick ID? | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
-Bride of Eric! -HERE COMES THE BRIDE PLAYS | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
Right now, it's Aztec Girl, but I have other ideas. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
By the way, at the reception, do you like chicken or fish? | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
-What? -What? | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
TREVOR GAGS Trevor... | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
I seriously almost threw up that time. I swallowed a bug. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
ANGRY INSECT CHATTER | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
Ho-ho-ho-ho! I can't wait to hear what your sidekick identity is. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
It's classified, under lock and key, never been revealed, so... | 0:02:35 | 0:02:40 | |
I can't tell you what it is. But I can show you... | 0:02:40 | 0:02:44 | |
Behold! The super-secret Troublemeyer vault. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:50 | |
Before I show you, you'll need to take a sacred oath, swearing to... | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
-Is this cardboard? -Wait! Don't... | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
Fine, we'll skip the oath. S-i-i-ideburn Muttonchops! | 0:02:59 | 0:03:04 | |
-Awesome, right?! -Erm, that's real meat. -I know. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:08 | |
I'm thinking of The Muttonchop Kid. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
But The Burnmeister is also pretty sweet. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
Yeah. Too bad Maxum Man's not around. I'm sure he could've helped me. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:18 | |
So, tomorrow is Pick Your Sidekick Identity Day at school. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
-And I got nothing. -Oh, that is being no problem at all. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:27 | |
Maxum Man thought of everything. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
Welcome, my brother, to your funkadelic | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
sidekick inauguration ceremony. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
You have been chosen to be my g-r-r-r-oovy new sidekick, you dig? | 0:03:35 | 0:03:39 | |
It wasn't easy finding a secret identity for someone | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
as special as you, it had to be, like, totally cool. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
R-R-R-OAR | 0:03:47 | 0:03:48 | |
Completely hip. Far out and...freak-y-y. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:52 | |
GIRLS GIGGLE | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
-So, are you ready, cool cat? -Yeah! -Can you feel the heat?! | 0:03:54 | 0:04:00 | |
-I can feel it. -Say hello to your very special, very funky, | 0:04:00 | 0:04:04 | |
hip cat style. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
Welcome to the Maxum Man family, Maxum Boy! | 0:04:07 | 0:04:11 | |
VOICE ECHOES | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
Gr-r-r-oovy, baby. Yeah! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
Maxum Boy?! I know Maxum Man picked it an' all, but...Maxum Boy?! | 0:04:27 | 0:04:33 | |
Ha-ha-ha-haa! | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
Well, the Maxum Boy programme was last updated in the '70s, | 0:04:37 | 0:04:41 | |
after Golly Gee Kid, er...retired. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
I can barely move in this suit. And this wig itches. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:49 | |
I need my own cool sidekick identity that kicks butt, | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
and says something about ME. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
-Maxum Girl is also available. -Not HELPING. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
-Come on, Trevor. -Or Mini Maxum... -Tee-he-he-he. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
That could work. Ha-hah-ha! | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
I've programmed this costume simulation booth | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
with my personality profile. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:07 | |
That should give it some cool material to work with. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:12 | |
HIGH-PITCHED CRESCENDO BOOM | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
Evil-doers, beware. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
The Guitar sidekick is about to level up on your butts. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
Whoo-hoo-hoo! | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Aaagh-hah-haaa! | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
ROCK GUITAR RIFF, FIZZLING | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
-L-ay-hay-hame! Good catch phrase, though. -OK, I've got another one. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:37 | |
I like movies and TV, so... | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
..Assistant Movie Director Lad coming soon to a theatre near you! | 0:05:42 | 0:05:47 | |
A-a-a-nd cut! | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
Ow. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:50 | |
Do you have super popcorn-making powers? | 0:05:50 | 0:05:54 | |
-HE GASPS I do not. -Next! | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
All right, one more. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
The Orphan. Wandering the streets alone, while he searches for... | 0:05:59 | 0:06:04 | |
OK, I don't even like this one. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
My personality's lame. I'm so boring. I'm totally going to fail. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:13 | |
-Stop me any time. -OK, so you're boring. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
Really, really...really boring. So make something up! | 0:06:17 | 0:06:24 | |
Get some att-i-tude! Think of something cool, or scary, or both! | 0:06:24 | 0:06:31 | |
Oh, I even thought of his name. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
He's dark. He's broody. He's the bad boy with a heart of gold! | 0:06:34 | 0:06:39 | |
He-e-e's Kid Ruthless! Ye-yeah! | 0:06:39 | 0:06:44 | |
-Huh? -Hmmm... | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
-ALL: -Whoa! | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
ROCK GUITAR RIFF | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
-Eric! What have you done? I like it. -You do? I mean... | 0:07:04 | 0:07:10 | |
BAD LONDON ACCENT: Kid Ruthless doesn't need your approval. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
-If you don't have any plans for lunch today, maybe we could... -Eric? | 0:07:13 | 0:07:17 | |
It's Kid Ruthless now and he already has lunch plans, with me. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:22 | |
-Did I call it, or what? -You totally called it! | 0:07:22 | 0:07:26 | |
I never thought of myself as a bad boy, but I'm liking it! | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
GLASS SMASHES | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
Oh, hey! It's Kid Ruthless. I wonder what he wants. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
There's another Kid Ruthless?! | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
D-u-u-de, you should not have stolen his sidekick name. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:42 | |
-BAD LONDON ACCENT: -Oi! Which one of you dares call hisself Kid Ruthless? | 0:07:42 | 0:07:47 | |
Um, Mr Ruthless, sir... Or can I call you Kid? | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
Mr Ruthless, it is. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
Er, listen, there's totally been a misunderstanding here. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
That name is mine, and if you want it, | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
you're going to have to pry it from my cold, calloused, | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
ruggedly handsome hands. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
Guys... | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
CUTE PIANO TRILL | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
This identity is all I've got. You want a fight... | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
BAD LONDON ACCENT: ..you got one! | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
SQUISH | 0:08:24 | 0:08:25 | |
At least I can't hear everybody laughing at me up here. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
RAUCOUS LAUGHTER | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
Awww... | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
Class! Ve are ready to reveal our secret identities. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
-Vere is Herr Needles? -I am right here. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
Say hello to Maxum Eric Boy! | 0:08:39 | 0:08:43 | |
Lad. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:44 | |
Or a better name if I think of one later. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
So, let's see what ziss Maxum Eric Boy Lad can do. I order a pop quiz! | 0:08:47 | 0:08:54 | |
Uh-oh! Nobody mentioned a quiz! | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
Whoa-oa. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
SMASH | 0:09:11 | 0:09:12 | |
So far, Maxum Eric Boy Lad does just as poorly as normal Eric does. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:16 | |
Well, let's see how those buckets of bolts do against this... | 0:09:16 | 0:09:20 | |
-ALL: -Hooray! | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
GUITAR STRING TWANGS | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
-ALL: -Boo! | 0:09:28 | 0:09:29 | |
Or how about...this?! | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
-Aaaagh! -What next, Herr Needles? Enough of your little tricks. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:41 | |
ROAR | 0:09:44 | 0:09:45 | |
Now to channel some of that... | 0:09:55 | 0:09:56 | |
BAD LONDON ACCENT: ..Kid Ruthless attitude. | 0:09:56 | 0:10:00 | |
Hi-ya! | 0:10:00 | 0:10:01 | |
Hi-ya! | 0:10:02 | 0:10:03 | |
-ALL: -Hooray! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
I can't believe it. I did it! Maxum Eric Boy Lad did it! | 0:10:08 | 0:10:12 | |
And with gr-o-o-vy style, too. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
ALL CHEER | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
An F? I got an F? Just because I called myself Maxum Eric? | 0:10:17 | 0:10:21 | |
It's the secret identity rule. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
Everybody knows, you never use your real name. Duh! | 0:10:23 | 0:10:27 | |
Well, I had the best sidekick identity EVER! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
But all I got was a C-. We'll get them next time, boys. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:34 | |
We'll get them next time. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
I guess I'll figure out my sidekick identity some day. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
Until then, I'm happy just being plain old Eric. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:45 | |
-OK, who's the one they call Plain Old Eric? -Gulp. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:50 |